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Brad
Maga morons love a conspiracy. And their new one is the Auto pen signature. And they are going bananas all over the Internet about Joe Biden and Barack Obama signing things with an auto pin. And a bunch of armchair MAGA detectives think they have cracked the case. And of course their leader puts this up last night because he can't just let the country be in peace today. Total dictator stuff. The pardons that sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs and many others are hereby declared void, vacant, and of no further force or effect because of the fact that they were done by auto pen. And then he goes on and on. You know, this is just the ramblings of an idiot. And first of all, he can't just make a lie social post and declare those void. And here's what I want to say. Do it. Try to do it. Let's just go up to the courts. Let's just keep going. Because if you're too big of a to take stuff to the legislature like every other president and you want to sit with your Sharpies and play show and tell in the Oval Office, then let's start taking this up through the courts. Let's just see how fast and how far you're going to go.
Cameron
It's interesting to me that somebody that is so childlike is the President of the United States. This is a guy that signs executive orders with Sharpies and has to have an interpreter. He is running around saying this on Truth Social like it's real, like he's really going to do it. It's crazy to me. And you know what? I sit back and think, thank you Joe Biden, that you pardon these people because he wants to come after him even with pardons.
Brad
Well, and he's. He has specifically surrounded himself with people that will help him do this intentionally. All of the crackheads that he selected will help him carry this out. But the queen crackhead surrounding him is Elon Musk. Elon Musk appears to be MIA ever since it was reported that he cries all the time around the White House because his Tesla stock because he's a Nazi. Nobody wants to buy it. It's basically being completely removed from Europe and all places that value real freedom and real democracy, unlike the faux freedom that the MAGA were warriors and patriots think they're fighting for. Well, he has been AWOL since the car infomercial that Trump did for him to the tune of $100 million and just blatant quid pro quo corruption. But he appears to be now a full time nanny to little X. And I want to remind everybody that Trump thrives in controversy. So the first truth slash lie social that he posted, he likes that kind of controversy. He melts down when he is being humiliate. And here he is being a full time nanny on the White house lawn to one of 14 kids that Elon Musk has had via IVF because apparently, according to the Internet, he has a botched penis surgery and can't perform sex the normal way. So he does all these in vitro babies and to me, is this Musk owning him?
Cameron
That's what I thought. I thought this is pure emasculation because we all know that Donald Trump didn't raise his own kids. He now Elon Musk has relegated him to babysitting while Elon runs around and does whatever he does. I think it's the ultimate flex.
Brad
Could you imagine all the hard Rs that would be thrown around if Barack Obama had a billionaire best friend with, you know, multiple baby mamas and all these kids? And then Barack Obama was playing full time nanny in the White House lawn, escorting one of these children to a helicopter. I mean, I, it just, the racism would be out of control if he tried to sell gold sneakers and had infomercials on the White House lawn for one of his billionaire friends. Okay, next up, speaking of Elon Musk, you know, he has waged a war on empathy, as he pronounced on Joe Rogan's podcast. And all of these weird men that are falling for all of this is just to me a real reveal as to how insecure they are in their own masculinity that they think they have to be these tough guys all the time. Well, Elon Musk took over $5,000, put this up out of the, out of the senior's bank account claiming he was saving money by falsely claiming he was dead. This is a real American person. This was reported by the Seattle Times. And Elon Musk took $5,000 out of his bank account. And to me, this celebration on right wing media of people suffering and cruelty is the biggest cancer in this country.
Cameron
Interestingly enough, they're all for the cruelty until it reflects back on them. And at some point, these cats, as we've already seen, have gone to Magaville USA Education Veterans benefits. So now the cruelty's not as fun because it's not just to gay people or trans people or black and brown people. It's coming after them. And this is just a depiction of how psychotic and mean spirited Elon Musk is.
Brad
Okay, next up. I've been remiss in reporting on this, and I just think this is is kind of funny. And here is Donald Trump botching has used car commercial for Elon Musk after Elon Musk had a stage five boodle. Baby titty baby city meltdown in the White House because nobody wants to drive a swastikar. And he calls, he pronounces Tesla with a hard R, confirming that old habits die hard.
Cameron
I love Tesla.
Brad
I mean, this is just. I can't believe that this is real and that he has a. If he had a following of about 15,000, I can buy 15,000 nuts. I can get on board with that. You're talking tens of millions of people. See these dipshits out there, the people that are all about, we're for America. Donald Trump just loves America. Oh, my God, he's such a good Christian. I mean, it's the Christian thing. That's why I'm voting for him. And then it's just the neither one of them are like examples of Jesus. Quite the opposite. And Elon Musk is a welfare queen who is so wildly insecure that he cheats at video games. He hires people to play video games on his behalf so he can go on Joe Rogan and take a victory lap and claim that he's one of the top gamers in the world, which is a lie. Donald Trump cheats at golf. He just recently announced that he won the Trump National Blow hard Bullshit. And I saw the clips of it. He's slicing the ball. I mean, it's amazing that he hasn't had a attack and drop dead on the golf course because these two are the biggest cheaters beta male bullies I have ever seen. There is nothing remotely masculine nor attractive about either.
Cameron
The only thing that's attractive about either one of them to each other is they both have a lot of money. And I think it goes back to the flex that Elon Musk owns Trump full stop. And he loves to parade him out there and embarrass the shit out of him because he's telling him, I've got all the power. You don't.
Brad
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Cameron
Ground News is a great source because it tells you the factuality of the coverage that you're reading. Is somebody telling you the truth on a consistent basis. They lay it out for you. They also have a blind spot feature that tells me what stories the rights talking about versus the left in the center. And it's so important to understand what the other side's doing.
Brad
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Cameron
Well, I think there's no question that there's a through line between MAGA and Christianity. And it's the cruelty and it's the grift. But I sat back when I see all of these things. They're removing from history, you know, reinstating Robert E. Lee statues, all of that. They want to rewrite history. Like, they're afraid of critical race theory. They're afraid that the white man who has committed so many atrocities, the patriarchy, is weakening. So they're grasping at straws cause to keep it and they're trying to remove everybody else. And this is the patriarchy in action.
Brad
I totally agree. Okay, and last up, this is what happens when MAGA touches anything. It dies. Here we have the Kennedy center bottoms out, ticket sales plummet, no donations, cancellations. And you might remember last week we saw a very long video of JD Vance with very heavy eyeliner going with his wife Usha Vance to the Kennedy center. And he was boo relentlessly and mercilessly. And everybody needs to remember MAGA has this huge media echo chamber. And so they have the appearance, if you get online, that they have these massive, massive numbers. They do have more numbers than I think anybody would be comfortable with. But I believe that the numbers of the sane people that value democracy, that don't want to bully poor people, bully old people, take away the government's ability to make sure planes are safe, to make sure that we have consumer protections, to keep the electorate safe. I believe that our numbers are more. And this is something that maga, who loves to go to their concerts and loves to go to movies and loves to watch their shows, Art dies in fascism. It completely dies in fascism. So be careful what you wish for, you stupid dipshits. Please subscribe to our channel. We're trying to get to a million subs and we will see you all later this afternoon.
Podcast Summary: IHIP News – Musk Outright Stealing; Trump Gets Emasculated?!
Release Date: March 17, 2025
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
In this episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dive deep into the tumultuous interplay between former President Donald Trump and billionaire Elon Musk. Set against the backdrop of a red state, Welch and Sullivan provide their unfiltered, progressive perspectives on recent political developments with their signature comedic flair.
Timestamp: 00:34
Brad launches the discussion by addressing recent conspiracy theories circulating within the MAGA community, particularly focusing on the allegation that Joe Biden and Barack Obama are signing official documents using auto-pen signatures. He criticizes what he perceives as the MAGA base's tendency to latch onto unfounded claims:
"Brad: 'And a bunch of armchair MAGA detectives think they have cracked the case... you can't just make a lie social post and declare those void.'"
Brad urges the MAGA supporters to take their grievances to the courts rather than spreading misinformation on social media.
Timestamp: 01:46 – 03:47
Cameron expresses disbelief at Donald Trump's behavior, describing him as "childlike" and undermined by his reliance on Elon Musk:
"Cameron: 'This is pure emasculation because we all know that Donald Trump didn't raise his own kids. He now Elon Musk has relegated him to babysitting...'"
Brad elaborates on this emasculation, suggesting that Musk's dominance over Trump represents a significant power shift:
"Brad: '...Is this Musk owning him?'"
The hosts argue that Trump's public image is being dismantled as Musk takes a more prominent role, particularly highlighting Musk's personal challenges and media portrayals.
Timestamp: 02:12 – 06:38
Brad delves into Elon Musk's recent actions and how they impact his and Trump's public images. He criticizes Musk's business decisions and personal life, including his alleged inability to perform sexually, leading to the use of IVF for having children:
"Brad: '...little X. And to me, is this Musk owning him?'"
Cameron agrees, labeling Musk’s actions as the "ultimate flex," indicating that Musk is asserting control over Trump. They discuss Musk’s portrayal in media and his influence over public perception.
Timestamp: 05:31 – 12:20
The conversation shifts to a broader critique of the MAGA movement, highlighting perceived hypocrisies and harmful policies. Brad condemns the MAGA base for their supposed cruelty towards various marginalized groups:
"Brad: '...You're a hypocrite. You like the cruelty. You like to punish women. You like to punish gay people...'"
Cameron adds that MAGA's actions represent an attempt to rewrite history and maintain oppressive structures:
"Cameron: '...they want to rewrite history. Like, they're afraid of critical race theory...'"
They discuss specific legislative actions, such as Senator Tammy Duckworth’s amendment to reinstate veterans’ jobs, which was blocked by Republicans, further illustrating MAGA’s alleged betrayal of supportive claims.
Timestamp: 08:19 – 12:20
Brad and Cameron examine how the MAGA movement has affected American cultural institutions and societal norms. Brad cites the decline of support for places like the Kennedy Center, attributing falling ticket sales to MAGA influence:
"Brad: '...the Kennedy center bottoms out, ticket sales plummet, no donations, cancellations.'"
Cameron links this to the broader impact of fascist tendencies within the MAGA movement, arguing that such ideologies stifle artistic expression and democratic values:
"Cameron: '...art dies in fascism. It completely dies in fascism.'"
Timestamp: 08:02 – 12:20
In their conclusion, the hosts emphasize the importance of informed media consumption. They advocate for using tools like Ground News to access factual and unbiased reporting:
"Brad: 'This is why Pumps and I every single day use Ground News.'
Cameron: 'Ground News is a great source because it tells you the factuality of the coverage that you're reading.'"
They encourage listeners to subscribe to Ground News for a discount, highlighting its benefits and supporting their progressive agenda. The episode concludes with a stern warning against MAGA's continued influence, urging listeners to remain vigilant and uphold democratic principles.
Brad on MAGA Conspiracies:
"You can't just make a lie social post and declare those void."
[00:34]
Cameron on Trump's Emasculation:
"This is pure emasculation because we all know that Donald Trump didn't raise his own kids."
[01:46]
Brad on MAGA's Hypocrisy:
"You're a hypocrite. You like the cruelty. You like to punish women. You like to punish gay people."
[08:38]
Cameron on Rewriting History:
"They want to rewrite history. Like, they're afraid of critical race theory..."
[12:20]
In this episode, IHIP News delivers a passionate and critical examination of the current political landscape, focusing on the dynamics between Donald Trump and Elon Musk within the MAGA movement. Hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan utilize a blend of humor and sharp critique to challenge their listeners to engage with factual information and resist the spread of misinformation. Their call to action emphasizes the necessity of informed media consumption as a bulwark against authoritarian tendencies.
Subscribe to IHIP News for more unfiltered and progressive takes on political happenings. Join the conversation and stay informed!