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Pumps
Prices and participation may vary. All right, Kristin Oma's gone. She's going back to South Dakota. I mean, Trump made up some new job for her, but obviously he does this because he has to keep them in the fray. Otherwise, once they are bitter, party of one, they could obviously start leaking. And I don't trust her. I still think she might leak because her whole identity was wrapped up into this. I doubt the new task force she's going to be on. She's going to have some PJ with a queen size bed. And just as an aside here, Pumps and I are not hookered up just for the show. We are actually going to the Glad Awards and that and shortly. But we wanted to drop this tea first. Okay, so Trump fires Kristi Noem on True social while she's giving a speech as Homeland Security secretary. Pop this up. I am pleased to announce that the highly respected United States senator from the great state of Oklahoma, Mark Wayne Mullen, who you guys were from Oklahoma, Mark Wayne Mullen is a dipshit extraordinaire. He will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security, blah, blah. And then let me get to the part where he says about Christy Noem. She will be moving to special envoy for the Shield of Americas. The Shield of America. These people just make shit up. She's out. And so my question is, does Mark Wayne Mullins, who pumps and I nicknamed Senator, Booster Box because he has to stand on a box when he gives speeches because he's so short. And he won't just stand there and take his height like a man. He compensates for it and steps on a booster box. There he is on his booster box. And as you can see. So anyway, here he is firing her. This is the exact moment that his true social comes out. You guys. He fired Kristi Noem while she is speaking live. I mean, it's just she deserves every bit of that. But make no mistake about it, Mark Wayne Mullen's gonna trot over there, but he's not gonna be in Charge of dhs. No, Stephen Miller's in charge of dhs. Donald Trump isn't even in charge of dhs. DHS is Stephen Miller's baby. This is where the budget is, where they are buying warehouses, AKA concentration camps, wherein they are going to store human beings. The United States of America is going to do this. But in the interim, let me introduce you to Mark Wayne Mullins. Here he is. Just days ago, when asked about Iran, you'll concede this is war.
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Kristin
We haven't declared war. They declared war on us, but we haven't. Secretary Hex. We haven't declared. They've called it war. What I was saying. Okay, well, that was misspoke. What I was saying that they've declared war on us. But. But war is ugly.
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Pumps
That was a misspoke. All right? And first of all, Donald Trump said he declared war. I mean, this. They can't even get all of their messaging right. Pumps.
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Commentator
Okay, here's the thing. I've gotten so many texts from people like, what do you think about Mark Wang Mullen? I'm like, if it's possible, this is a man that is dumber than Kristi Noem. I believe they put him in charge. He's been all over Fox News just glazing Trump to the nth degree. So I think he's been, like, auditioning. But here's the thing. Trump is a useful idiot for Israel and Putin. Mark Wayne Mullen is Steve. Stephen Miller's useful idiot. I mean, this is not somebody that is going to be able to run an agency like dhs. It's not even close.
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Pumps
Here's a video of Mark Wayne Mullins where He questioned Linda McMahon about education. And I just want to remind everybody, as you watch this video, Oklahoma is ranked 50th in education, and he is one of two senators from Oklahoma. Play the clip. Thank you. Thank you very much, Senator Mullen.
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Kristin
Thank you, Chairman. Madam Chair. What's the definition of a sanity of sanity or insanity? Insanity.
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Commentator
Insanity.
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Kristin
Yeah.
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Commentator
Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.
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Kristin
Right. And what was we ranked in reading and math in 1979?
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Pumps
I'm sorry, what?
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Kristin
What was we ranked nationally in math and. And reading in 1979?
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Pumps
What was we ranked? And you could see the senator, I forget her last name, Katie. She's like one of those sitting over there, and she was kind of like, when he did that the second time, she kind of dodged her eyes, like, holy. Even the Secretary of Education was like, excuse me.
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Commentator
Right.
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Pumps
What was we ranked? Oklahoma is ranked 50th senator. Booster box. Be a big boy and stand on your own two feet and quit climbing up on a booster box. He perfectly encapsulates the male narcissist. Compensatory narcissist. That is the profile that feeds into agencies like DHS where they think, okay, if I have a badge, if I have a gun, if I can bully people, I can target people based on the color of the skin. That's going to make me a man. Same thing here with Mark Wayne Mullins. All right, here he is, Mark Wayne Mullins. Literally trying to fight the head of the teamsters.
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Kristin
Myself and my wife was running the office because I sure remember working pretty hard and long hours. Pretends like he's self made. What a clown Fraud. Always has been, always will be. Quit the tough guy act and these Senate hearings. You know where to find me. Any place. Anytime, cowboy. Sir, this is a time. This is a place you want to run your mouth. We can be two consenting adults. We can finish it here.
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Pumps
Okay, that's fine. Perfect.
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Kristin
You want to do it now?
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Pumps
I'd love to do it right now.
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Kristin
Well, stand your butt up then.
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Pumps
You stand your butt up.
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KFC Advertiser
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Pumps
Is that your solution? Every.
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KFC Advertiser
Pull it.
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Pumps
No, no, Sit down, sit down.
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Kristin
Okay.
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Pumps
You know you're a United States underdog. God, I love Bernie Sanders, but I mean, this is. This is MAGA men. This is it. It is this caveman. Just desperate. I'm gonna be a tough guy and I guarantee you Mark Wayne Mullins cries more than anybody we know. I bet a. I bet when he's home, he is a snot slinging boodle baby. And then he puts up this big tough guy stuff out in public. I think he's got like 17 kids, which no disres people who like to overbreed. Whatever. I don't understand it, but he does. And he's also. He can't speak proper English. Stands on a booster box. But to me, this is the perfect. All of these videos are the perfect price of admission to access the federal government now.
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Commentator
Well, and here's the thing. Like I did hear some pundits saying, you know, maybe this is an opportunity for, you know, a new start at dhs. And I'm just like, shut up the up this guy. What channel said that?
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Pumps
Who said that?
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Commentator
Ms. Now. Or maybe it was seen in one of the two. But I was just like, we are living on planet Cuckooville because there is no way. This man has no experience running an agency. I think he and his Wife ran a plumbing company. I don't know how many employees they had, but I would think probably not more than 10 or 15. And now he has like the big huge budget. It. It's laughable to act like we're going to have a new day at DHS because this dipshit, it's still Stephen Miller show and this guy is going to go out and lie and propagandize, but he's just not very good at it.
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Pumps
That's exactly why cable news needs to go to the cemetery. If you're telling me that they're saying maybe this is going to be a new era for the DHS when we're this far into fascism, when shot American citizens, when corporate Dems continue to fund it, when they have Stephen Miller still perfectly in place in the White House, whom everybody in the White house cause calls Mr. Prime Minister. And that is why these pundits normalize. Insanewash. This there is. You could replace Christy Noem with Mark Wayne Mullins with a dead pig and you're still going to have the same problems at dhs because the number one issue to work for this regime is loyalty to Donald Trump. This is why they tried to kill Mike Pence, one of them, because he wasn't loyal. And Kristi Noem is just so incompetent and so embarrassing. I think even for Trump, he felt secondhand shame. And that is really difficult thing for that man to be able to do. And then here, moving along, here he is on January 6, big tough guy that's ready to fight the Teamsters. There he is, duck down, hiding as the rioters try to breach and kill him and his colleagues. And he goes to work for the man that ordered that hit, he goes to work for him. And this moral collapse, this type of moral collapse, any expectation that any pundit on cable media has that somebody is willing to go work for Donald Trump, somebody that is willing to go work for this regime is somehow going to usher in a new era for any department or Rush. Usher in a new era for the administration is willfully stupid and willfully misleading and sane washing and trying to normalize the annihilation of our democracy before our very faces. And the media has been so complicit in this. The any pundit that says anything other than this will change. Zero at DHS is lying to the American public. And why? Because liberals and fascists collaborate to uphold corporate interests. And you have to understand that when you hear people defending Chuck Schumer, when you hear people defending Hakeem Jeffries, Liberals collaborate with fascists to uphold corporate interests. This is well documented. This is a historical fact. So be very weary listener of cable news channels that still trot out these pundits that say these blatant, brazen lies. And then lastly, we have Republican Senator Mark Wayne Mullen floats using violence against journalists who report fake news. So this is no surprise here. The guy who obviously is a chicken shit coward, who on January 6, when he didn't have his booster box to stand up on, he cowers down like a chicken shit coward. And then he's also attacking the free press. And this is a feature of these fascists. And think about what the press does in return. They get on and debase themselves as pumps. Just reported one of these cable news channels. That just makes me so angry. It's why I don't even watch cable news anymore, because it's maddening. Once you open up your eyes to the lies and the sane washing and the obfuscation that these pundits do, you realize they are fascist collaborators and they are journalists. And what do these fascists want to do to journalists? They want to be violent towards them. They want to arrest them. It's the, the collaboration of strange bedfellows living through this fascist hostile takeover the of America. It never ceases to amaze me.
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Commentator
Well, and I would argue that Mark Wayne Mullen was chosen not because he has any expertise or he is some great leader. It is simply because he is a dipshit and he has shown that anything Trump does, he will be all in rah rah for it. To think that he was hired and chosen because he is now this expert on homeland security. To me, that's laughable. And I just, I think it's important. Like Kristi Noem was not fired because American citizens are being killed because concentration camps are going up all over the country because she was corrupt in practices regarding, you know, paying an agency $100 million to feed her up on a horse and do all this stupid shit. She was fired because she put that ad campaign at the feet of Donald Trump and he didn't like it. I mean, I do not think in my mind there is any remorse about how she's run the Department of Human Services. I think that she embarrassed him by calling him out on his absolute idiocracy.
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Pumps
Well, the key word here is disloyalty. She was disloyal to him. She said Donald Trump approved it. She tried to put the blame at his feet. And the key word of why Mark Wayne Mullen has been hired here is loyalty. And that's how this whole thing works. This is how autocrats operate. You have to be loyal. And Kristi Noem, as we know from the scholars we've spoken to, she embarrassed Donald Trump with her disloyalty. And so he's made an example of her. It's by design that she was standing at the lectern when he publicly fired her. It's by design that he's made up some superhero Shield of America bullshit that he's going to send her to because he' like listen up, you're still going to be inside the Death Star and you can't say a peep because they probably got on her too. So it's a mutually assured destruction type thing. And so this whole thing centers around the American federal government is a crime syndicate that centers around everybody being loyal to the mob boss. And if you embarrass the mob boss, that's considered disloyalty. And you're going to be kicked to the curb publicly in an example setting manner. Mark Wayne Mullen is, is loyal. That is the only qualification he has. But what pundits should be talking about is how morally collapsed any human being is right now that has seen a video, a recent video of Trump speaking, slurring, doesn't know where his father was born. We can go back to the campaign when he tried to give a microphone a blowjob. We can go on. When he starts talking about Arnold Palmer's the size of Arnold Palmer's cock. We can go on to right after they're bombing Iran, he's posting two year old tweets and then he's digging in his camera roll, popping up photos of Zoron that he took. I mean, this is a guy whose brain is cooked. But even beyond the dementia, good people can have dementia, this man is evil to his core. He doesn't have any of America's interest, no in his mind at all. It is all for him. And these men, these Mark Wayne Mullins, Stephen Miller, etcetera, are the weakest men among us because they are willing to debase themselves to service this man that wears a full face of makeup, that will never ever, ever smile at them the way he does. America's Mayor, Zoran Mamdani. Never. Because they're always going to be losers in Donald Trump's mind. He's always going to own them. They're never going to get that type of respect and that's what they signed up for. So every single pundit that has a allegiance to the truth, that has moral conviction, any fucking conviction. Point out the obvious. No sane person is going to go work for this man. Anybody who signs up to go work for this man is broken, completely guttered trash. I mean bottom feeders galore. All right, I could go on for hours about what losers these people are, but make no mistake about it, Trump thinks they're losers too because he fucking owns them. All right, like subscribe Comment. We'll be back later with more news and a lot less makeup.
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