Department of Defense Official (5:48)

Draw fire because we are the war Department. Godspeed.

Progressive Political Commentator (5:56)

Attention, total crickets. I mean, complete crickets. Because his speech was a manic episode on stage where he decides to have this manic meeting where he calls all of the generals, so he can come in and lecture them and say, I want you to be bad people. Any sort of progress where we have seen women in combat or we have shown that we want to have a more just Defense Department, all of that is. I'm not going for that. I want each and every one of you to be the worst versions of yourself imaginable. And there are a lot of people, serious people, that have devoted their lives to the United States military, who want to make it a. An inclusive armed forces, that people can have careers. And this is just so sad because for the longest time, the Republicans always vote for the war and they never vote for the soldier. They fund the bombs, they fund the weapons. And then these men come home from these wars and they have ptsd, a lot of the homeless problem. You guys are former vets. And now we have a guy who doesn't even give a about them once they're in the organization. Bully haze quit being a is basically what he's saying. And basically this guy is a because he's so terrified of equality. And so this is just such a wild, stunning turn of events that this is the guy who is texting classified information about military operations. Zero accountability with Congress. Zero accountability anywhere. And he continues on this mass manic episode. So that's just one MAGA man that's having a complete meltdown. The other MAGA man that is having a meltdown is of course, Moses Mike Johnson. And Moses is a compulsive liar. And he is always, always saying, I am a Jesus guy in my faith. And then he's always lying about what's happening. But here's the thing about Moses Mike. If you're a big Jesus guy, then you would be all about helping the poor, helping the sick. But the only argument that MAGA has that solid solidifies their base is the Democrats want to make everybody trans, which is 1000% false. You can't make anybody trans. People are just trans or they're not. We just don't want to be mean to them. And then their other argument is the Democrats want to make sure all of these illegal immigrants have health care. Sadly for the illegal immigrants, they're not able to access health care. So they are able to pay taxes in, but they cannot if you're illegal, you cannot get any of the benefits back that you pay into the federal government. So they lie nonstop. And here's Moses Mike, the big hypocritical Christian, lying about illegal immigration and health care.

Republican Politician (9:02)

Counter proposal. What Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are demanding is that they claw back the $50 billion that we put into the rural hospital support structure. They want to take that back. We're not going to do that. We passed that because we have to allow for that. Also, if they shut the government down, not only are troops unpaid federal workers and all the services that everybody relies upon, but the WIC program, the nutrition program, women, infant and children, they will not get that program will not be funded. FEMA won't be funded. We have hurricanes off the coast of the United States right now. This is serious business. You have telehealth, you have mental health services. All that is funded.

Progressive Political Commentator (9:37)

I just want to, I want to jump in here. The Moses Mike is completely lying. They have the executive branch, they have Congress, and they have the courts. They have a complete 100 power across the board. And you could see the Senate leader standing behind there. They will go to the ends of the earth to dismantle health care. And they do it in the name that we're big Jesus people. And I'm not a Christian, but it's my understanding that one of the core tenants is to help the sick. But there's just an inherent lie in all of this, and it's a lie that they ran on that illegal immigrants are receiving all these health care benefits when the truth of the matter is this. We fund bombs to Israel because they can't fund their war all on their own. And people in Israel do have health care, and it's, it's, it's paid for and subsidized by the United States taxpayer. So they're always scapegoating maga. They're always scapegoating the most vulnerable in our community to tell other vulnerable people, white, rural people, you can't have nice things because of these immigrants. And really, that is just taking their eye off the ball. What they're doing is they're continuing to consolidate wealth at top, at the top, and they're continuing to scapegoat immigrants. Next step. This is where it gets kind of juicy. And I don't know if this is real or not, but I think it's kind of fun to screw with Moses Mike. And you all know that I have a longstanding theory that MAGA is full of a bunch of DL demon queens, Moses Mike being one of them, of course. And here is a guy on grind on tick tock threatening Moses Mike.

Department of Defense Official (11:25)

Hey, here's a message for speaker of the House Mike Johnson. Pay attention, bud. This is for Mike Johnson. If you're not Mike Johnson, you can keep scrolling, or you can stay here and listen to what I have to say. Hey, Mike. You have until Wednesday to swear her in. Wednesday, or I will release your Grindr profile and your IP address. I bring receipts. You're not going to sit there and actively work against LGBTQ rights and democracy. It is treason. Yeah, I'm calling you out for treason. You have until Wednesday to swear her in and let democracy take its course, or I will release your Grindr profile. And your IP address connects both to you. Mike.

Progressive Political Commentator (12:27)

Do it. I mean, regardless, I don't know if he's just bullshitting him or what, but I do know that I think Moses, Mike, and a lot of other Republicans and Republican influencers in the MAGA movement are DL demon queens that fighting against the very things that they participate in after hours. And of course, we have to then shift our attention to Kanks. And Kanks is in the throes of having a midnight meltdown, as usual, because it's perfectly normal.

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Kylie, there's no way to sugarcoat it. Nobody likes Democrats anymore. We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit. Not even black people want want to vote for us anymore. Even Latinos hate us. So we need new voters. And if we give all these illegal aliens free health care, we might be able to get them on our side.

Progressive Political Commentator (13:19)

Stop it right there. This is an AI video. And the Hakeem and Chuckles were on the press circuit saying that they were demanding a meeting and they were writing very strongly worded letters. And this is the disrespect that they get in return. This is the. This is as far as bipartisanship goes with maga. And so to Hakeem and Chuckles, you guys need to quit around with him and you need to be a full blown resistance party. And don't give an inch, don't give a centimeter, don't give them anything because he's treating you. Kanks is treating the two of you exactly the way Putin treats Kinks. So you can try to go sit down and talk to him, and you can try to fight for principles, but until you just say we are a 1 million percent resistance party, we're going to resist everything this m effort and this fascist regime throws at us across the board, you're going to continue to be disrespected like this. Sadly, these type of AI videos and him doing this has just become a normal thing in the United States. The text message that seemed like it was a DN that he sent to Pam Bondi about Prosecuting his enemies. That is in any other normal democracy, that's impeachable immediately, but not in this administration. And so you guys need to quit effing around, quit writing letters, quit demanding to go sit down in person with him, because they don't take you seriously. And so you have to take this situation seriously. And you have to start applying pressure to industry titans. And you need to start organizing your base and quit playing patty cake with a pack and get serious about making the big tent party. Because we saw with Jimmy Kimmel that when everybody stood up against abc, ABC capitulated. And right now, you have all of these industry titans that capitulate to kinks. And you guys need to flip the script. There's more of us. We live in the big blue cities. We live live in the economic hubs. Quit trying to negotiate with a fascist and organize your base to take on these corporations and get them to bend the knee to us. We are their customers. We the people have power. And it needs to come from you guys. We're begging you for it. And lastly, we have tanks just making shit up yet again. Kylie played the clip.

Donald Trump (Impersonation or Quoted) (15:54)

To ensure the success of this effort, my plan calls for the creation of a new international oversight body, the Board of Peace. We call it the Board of Peace. Sort of a beautiful name, the Board of Peace, which will be headed. Not at my request, believe me. I'm very busy, but we have to make sure this works. The leaders of the Arab world and Israel and everybody involved asked me to do this. So it would be headed by a gentleman known as President Donald J. Trump of the United States. That's what I want to say.

Progressive Political Commentator (16:31)

Okay, all right, listen. Somebody needs to get Grandma to the nursing home wing. Seriously, Somebody needs to get Grandma back in the nursing home. And in the interim, Chuckles and Hakeem, stop playing patty cake with fascists and start talking to your base. Start organizing your base to put pressure on corporations and make sure that they are not bending the knee to this fascist regime, because nothing will have oxygen if we don't get to these midterms. Our economy will not have oxygen. Our civil rights will not have oxygen. He is sucking the oxygen out of everything. And you have to quit playing patty cake with fascists. He will embarrass you. He will humiliate you. He's not a serious person, so don't try to have serious conversations with him. If you organize the base to put pressure on industry leaders, those industry leaders can in turn put pressure on Republican politicians that they donate to. And so this is a very serious time, and we all are at the. I mean, and I think the final days of fighting this out this next year to make sure we get to the midterms so that we can have the wave that this country so needs to save democracy and the people surrounding kanks. Seriously, get this man the help that he needs. All right, that's all we have for today. Make sure you like and subscribe. And we'll be back later with more news.

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