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Jennifer
Wherever you go.
Pumps
Whatever they get into.
Jennifer
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Pumps
Somebody popped up bright and early this morning and went and rolled out a dementia ridden sundowner hour because he is completely melting down that the Republicans and the MAGA brand got annihilated at the ballot box. He is underwater on every issue, even immigration. Everybody hates kanks. So let's just watch his dementia ridden slurring meltdown. Here he is talking about Democrats and D.C. and Puerto Rico. Play the clip.
Donald Trump
Else is going to object. They're going to do it the first day. They're going to pack the court, they're going to make D.C. a state and they're going to make Puerto Rico a state. So now they pick up two states, they pick up four senators. Okay, you think you have problems? They're going to do all of the things. They're going to pick up electoral votes. It's going to be a very, very bad situation. And it's done. It's done as soon as they attain power. Now, if we do what I'm saying, they'll most likely never attain power because we will have passed every single thing that you can imagine that it's good and all good for the country and there'll be no reason to if we don't do that. People say they're not doing much and they're in power.
Pumps
Okay, number one, he makes no sense. The dementia and the slurring and he's just this elderly, you know, he clearly needs to be in a home. But the fear mongering, it's like the one trick pony. It's such a snooze fest. He used to be somewhat entertaining, even though he disgusted me. This routine of his. I mean, he needs to learn some new tricks because the fear mongering and the whole MAGA stuff is stale, boring, tired. And the electorate knows it. And even people within the MAGA movement know it. Because if you listen to Marjorie Taylor Greene, if you listen to Ben Shapiro, if you listen to Tucker Carlson, if you listen to other MAGA politicians, they start talking about America, but they don't include kanks in that vision.
Jennifer
Well, because he's about 500 years old. What worries me about that is he is saying if you do what I want, they'll never get back in power. And that's terrifying because we know he is. No, I mean he does not shy away from criminal conduct, he does not shy away from corruption. So after this election, we all need to have our eyes and ears posted because this man is going to do so much illegal shit rubber stamped by his DOJ and his sycophants because he knows how unpopular he is. And he goes on and on about not wanting people to have a voice. He doesn't want DC to have a voice. He doesn't want Puerto Rico to have a voice because he wants white men, billionaires in control of everything. He's disgusting.
Pumps
Well, and this is one of the big fears that Republicans have because the Democrats should have done exactly, exactly what he just said when Biden won. They should have made Puerto Rico estate, they should have made DC estate, they should have packed the courts, they should have prosecuted them. But instead they slunk in, did integrity politics, ran an 80 year old until the bitter end, and then gave Kamala 100 days. And he's right. I hope the Democrats go in and do that. I hope the Democrats get four more senators. I hope that we do stack the courts. Hell, I hope we impeach the duplicitous dirty handed justices on there right now like Clarence Thomas and San Alito. All right, moving along number two here, Trump, here he is on why they lost, why MAGA and the Republicans lost. Play the clip.
Donald Trump
But I thought we'd have a discussion after the press leaves about what last night represented and what we should do about it. And also about the shutdown, how that relates to last night. I think if you read the pollsters, the shutdown was a big factor, negative for the Republicans and that was a big factor. And they say that I wasn't on the ballot was the biggest factor. But I don't know about that. But I was honored that they said that. And I just want to thank everybody for being here.
Pumps
Okay, so it's just first of all, he said, you know, the shutdown, they're blaming Republicans. How that got to his ears is a miracle in and of itself. But I love how he took a victory lap like I wasn't on the ballot and that's why you all lost. And I'm sure that, you know, Stephen Miller and all the other sycophants are just pumping that up his ass nonstop. But here's kind of what Pumps was talking about earlier, you guys. He wants to rig elections and that's what we need to Keep our stay alert to and the Supreme Court. Who knows which way they will go in this. But here he is on talking about rigging future elections so he doesn't have to stand up there and take the L again.
Donald Trump
Gives the president, it takes away the right of the president to pick people to serve on the court and to serve as U.S. attorney attorneys, which is very important. But the biggest thing is the filibuster. We have to get the country going. We will pass legislation at levels you've never seen before, and it'll be impossible to beat us, by the way, if they do, they're going to do it anyway and they are going to immediately do the filibuster. And when they do the filibuster, they're going to pack the court. They want five, at least five justices. Now, I hear it's up to five. I actually heard up to seven and up to nine. Okay, they want 20.
Pumps
Let's do 20.
Jennifer
30.
Donald Trump
And they will do it in the first day.
Pumps
Okay. So what he said is doing away with the filibuster, which is really the only guardrail that we have right now. And he has started beating that drum about doing away with the filibuster. I think that they probably toyed with it, but after these victories, they're going to have the morally corroded MAGA leaders are going to have some decisions to make. Do we do away with the filibuster and just go all out nuclear on this thing and hunker down on elections and rig everything and just go ahead and turn into an oligarchy slash dictatorship? Or do we hold the line here, keep the filibuster in place? So it's going to be an interesting thing to walk out to watch them work out. But are they going to listen to Kanks if they nuke the filibuster? You guys, we are really. I don't think they're going to do that because they want to be able to provide cover for themselves because they know that they're. They have more campaigns in them. I don't know that Kanks makes it to 28. And all this talk about Trump 20, 28 and all this stuff is so ridiculous. I mean, you just saw what I saw. But he has every intention, as all autocrats do, to keep and, and hold on to power for as long as he possib.
Jennifer
Well, I mean, he's tearing down the White House and building a memorial to himself called the Trump Ballroom. So he, he thinks he's going to live there until he dies, which you know, fingers crossed, it's in the next, before the next election cycle.
Pumps
Okay, now here he goes on voter id and he basically has no clue, you guys, on how real Americans live. He has no, no idea what it's like to not be a trust fund baby. Play the clip.
Donald Trump
But can you imagine when they vote almost unanimously against voter id? All we want is voter id. You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID. You go to a gas station, you give ID, but for voting they want no voter ID. It's only for one reason, because they cheat. We would pass that in 15 minutes.
Pumps
I was at the grocery store yesterday and I did not have to show my id. I've never had to show my ID at a gas station to buy gas. Now if you're buying cigarettes or nicotine products or beer, yeah, you have to show your id. But it's interesting because I go to the grocery store, I don't know, maybe four or five times a week because I only buy groceries like two days at a time and nobody has asked to see my ID at the grocery store. You pumps?
Jennifer
No, never, never had to give it. I just got gas like two days ago. No ID required. Here's the thing. This is a man that thought groceries like new word. He just heard it because he is so immune. He, he wanted to bankrupt all the money daddy left him and then pretend like he's a good businessman. And that's why we're here. Because this, he thinks that, you know, whales and windmills somehow are together. Hannibal Lecter is real and that you have to give your ID to buy groceries. Listener.
Pumps
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Donald Trump
We're standing like this. They were in attention and I made a comment to one of them and it got no response. I said, are you going to answer me? I got no response. And President Xi didn't let him have any. So there's any question. I said, I want my cabinet to behave like that. That's the way I'm demanding that my. I want them sitting up like that, Tim, just nice and straight. I never saw a posture like that. I've never seen men so scared in their lives. They have the equivalent, the equivalent of a vice president. He was. I said, are you going to answer my question? And he's like, he doesn't move. I say, what's wrong with this guy? I will answer all questions. Why don't you behave like that? JD doesn't behave like that. JD buds into conversations. What's. I want to have. I want to have that for at least a couple of days. Okay, J.D. we'll keep you long term, but a couple of days of that would. A couple of days of that would be very, very nice.
Jennifer
It's just a real knee slapper over at the White House.
Pumps
He's a community. I mean, I just, I cannot imagine. It's just, he's so stupid and the stuff he gets away with saying. If any other politician, if any other American president said just spent three minutes of their day saying anything, even 10 of what Kank said, it would be political suicide and their political careers would be over. And the autopsy from this for me is that 37% dead. That still support him that these people celebrate dementia. They celebrate sadism, they celebrate cruelty. They celebrate incarcerating innocent people. They celebrate all of these crazy things. But most importantly, they celebrate the villain. And he's just such a dorky, unattractive, unlikable villain at that. All right, that's all we have for this episode. Pronouns are back, baby. I'm Jennifer. She, her pumps. What are your pronouns?
Jennifer
She, her, badass.
Pumps
I like it. All right. Buy our book. Support our show. Life is a lazy Susan of sandwiches. And we will be back later with more news.
Title: Scared Trump Gives Pathetic Losing Speech As His Panic Grows!!
Host(s): Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: November 5, 2025
Theme:
Jennifer and Pumps break down Donald Trump’s recent post-election speech, focusing on his anxious tone, claims about the future of the Republican Party, and threats to democratic norms. The hosts use humor and candid commentary to analyze what they see as Trump’s increasing desperation, while offering a progressive perspective on the implications for U.S. democracy.
Notable Quote:
“He doesn’t want DC to have a voice. He doesn't want Puerto Rico to have a voice because he wants white men, billionaires in control of everything. He's disgusting.”
— Jennifer, [02:41]
Memorable Exchange:
Trump: “They want 20 [justices].”
Pumps: “Let’s do 20.”
Jennifer: “30.” [06:29–06:31]
For Listeners:
This episode dives deep into the fears and realities around Trump’s reaction to GOP losses, his rhetoric about “rigging” the system, and why the hosts believe vigilance is more important than ever for democracy. The hosts’ passionate, comedic style turns heavy subject matter into a relatable conversation for progressives and anyone concerned with American politics.