Political Commentator 2 (1:39)

He has one ability I don't have. Yeah, he sleeps. He can sleep. This guy goes on a beach and he lays down on one of those, you know, six ounce. They weigh six ounces and he can't lift it.

Political Commentator 2 (1:56)

They're meant for. They're meant for children.

Political Commentator 3 (1:59)

Okay, that's enough of that. So what's interesting about this to me is that, number one, how much Trump had these broadcasters eating out of the palm of his hand. I forgot completely about that. And obviously number two, the cabinet meeting he had this week, I think it was counted, he took like seven naps during the cabinet meeting. This guy cannot stay awake to save his life. And the imagery coming out of that cabinet meeting is so bad that even Fox News is having to try to spin it in the most hilarious way imaginable. Here's Jesse Waters.

Jesse Waters (2:42)

Biden called a lid by one every day. Trump's working 12 hour shifts. The Oval Office logs show that he clocked in 50 hour work weeks last month, more than Greg. And he still had time to post 160 times last night. How does he sleep? The sweet sounds of pile drivers are driving Melania crazy.

Political Commentator 1 (3:06)

I'm repulsed by the whole pile driver and Melania thing, but that's a different conversation. Here's the thing. He worked 50 hours a week as the President. I expect more. That's not that much. He starts at 10:30 in the morning and they're not alarmed by 160.

Political Commentator 1 (3:24)

Posts on social media in an evening. What the fuck is happening? That this is normal?

Political Commentator 3 (3:31)

Well, of course they're alarmed by it. And of course they're alarmed by his sleeping. This is intentional spend and propagandizing insane washing of crazy, demented geriatric behavior. So he's talking about Trump working 50 hours a week, which we know he's probably worked know, two hours a day. We know from very this White House leaks like a sieve that he doesn't show up for work until like noon, that he has all of his meals in bed, you know, when he's eating his pudding and stuff while his dentures are out. And the spinning of the 160 posts is a way for them to just provide cover. And this is intentional propagandizing by a propaganda network. Moving along, here's Laura Ingram. So they got the memo at Fox News. And it's just so fascinating to me that on one hand you have the Wall Street Journal actually trying, attempting to do some real journalism and then Fox propaganda. It's just wild. But here's Laura Ingram.

Laura Ingram (4:32)

Well, we all know that he doesn't sleep. You know, I'm not a big sleeper either. So you know, I, on occasion I close my eyes if someone's talking for too long, I admit it. But big deal. I mean the results speak for themselves. What President Trump does on a daily basis, if you sleep three hours or four hours a night, you're probably going to close your eyes whether you're 79 or 49. I don't think that matters.

Political Commentator 3 (5:00)

Okay? This is the same.

Political Commentator 3 (5:04)

Network that lost their fucking mind over Joe Biden from the morning, noon tonight. And when the Jeffrey Epstein case starts leaking, they go to the archives and actively, like in the last month, we'll pull out Joe Biden dementia footage. And so for her to sit there and say to, I guess the average Fox viewer after they have already seen all of this footage and these arguments about Joe Biden being tired and saying, you know, I imagine he'd want to take a nap during the day when he's taking a nap in the middle of a Cabinet meeting. A Cabinet meeting. Like, important things. We saw him last week in front of the resolute desk while RFK Jr. And other people. And he's just sitting there, mini stroke city with a. You know, and no offense, I don't mean any disrespect to anybody that's had a stroke, but this government's lying to us about the health. This executive. And it's just unbelievable that Fox News still has an audience that I guess there is that much rampant stupidity in the United States.

Political Commentator 1 (6:19)

Well, you know, they air this live, and so they have to explain to their viewer why is the President asleep, why everybody is glazing him in this Cabinet meeting while they're spewing bullshit. And she talks about, well, just look at what he's done. Look at the record. Yes, he has dismantled democracy in record time. I will give him credit for that. But I will give more credit to Stephen Miller and more credit to the criminals that work for him than him, because he's worried about his fucking ballroom while people are unable to afford their rent and food and medicine. He's talking about his ballroom.

Political Commentator 3 (6:58)

Okay? And then this was just. This is crazy to me, you guys. So Lady Graham, the lifelong closeted Republican senator, who a lot of DC Escorts, male escorts, legal sex workers, and I do not, you know, yuck. Anyone's yum. Have all come out and said that Lady Graham.

Political Commentator 3 (7:20)

You know, hires them for their services quite a bit. And that late Senator Lady Graham has some moles on his rectum. And Lady Graham tells the escorts to refer to them as ladybugs. Okay, I don't have a problem with any of this, you guys, because I'm not a religious hypocrite and a prude and I'm not a family values lying MAGA voter. But Senator Lady Graham is. And Senator Lady Graham has the audacity to lecture the Pope because the MAGA Party has a Jesus problem. They have a massive Jesus problem because Jesus was radically compassionate and the MAGA Party is radically cruel. And so these two things are colliding. And there's a new Pope who is speaking about the radical compassion of Jesus Christ. So they've trotted out Ladybug Yielding escort, hiring Senator Lady Graham to lecture the Pope. I wish that I was making this up, but it is real. They drug out the soul queen to lecture the Pope. Put this up. L. Lady Graham says without a credible threat of the use of military force, nothing changes in Venezuela when it comes to Maduro. The time for talking is closing. The time for action to end this reign of terror in Venezuela is upon us. I would urge the Holy Father to be on the right side of history when it comes to ending Maduro's reign of terror on the Venezuelan people, the United States and others throughout the region. The use of military force to evict Maduro will only be required if Maduro insists on remaining as the illegitimate leader of a narco terrorist state. Stolen election, collaborates with Hezbollah, sits atop the notorious drug cartel. This Senate sounds like he's talking about Trump. FYI. All right, because we all know that Trump hangs out with all these types of people and pardons all of these people. And then Lady Senator, Lady Graham closes it with. As President Trump said, when it comes to Maduro, we can do it easy or we can do it the hard way. I would urge the Holy Father to spend his time and energy persuading Maduro to take the easy way out for all sorts of. He is telling the Pope to be on the right side of history and that they have to do this military action. And I just want to remind you again, okay. That Lindsey Graham is a compulsive liar. Every single day he gets in front of the American public and he says, I'm straight. And he says I'm a family values guy. And he says I'm for traditional marriage. And at night he calls DC escorts who have all shared stories about the ladybugs on Senator Lady Graham's ass. And that pun intended.

Political Commentator 3 (10:31)

He is lecturing the Pope. Only in Trump's America, in the MAGA regime, does this happen. It's unbelievable. Pumps. Do I need to quit talking or can you chime in? She can't. Okay.

Political Commentator 3 (10:50)

Okay.

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Political Commentator 3 (12:06)

Next up, we have a video of a complete dementia stroke victim that needs his pudding. Play the clip.

Political Commentator 2 (12:16)

Something new like, is he in good health? Biden was great, but is Trump in good health?

Political Commentator 2 (12:25)

I sit here, I do news. Four news conferences a day. I ask questions from very intelligent lunatics.

Jesse Waters (12:31)

You people.

Political Commentator 2 (12:34)

I give the right answers. There's never a scandal, there's never a problem. I give you a answers that solve your little problems. You go back and you can't find anything.

Political Commentator 1 (12:44)

But you do.

Political Commentator 2 (12:45)

You do stories about Biden was in wonderful health. The guy didn't do a news conference for eight months. If I go one day, I had one day where I didn't do a news conference, there's something wrong with the president.

Political Commentator 3 (12:57)

Okay. I just don't, I just the fact that the press is in there chuckling at him. Yeah. To me this looks like it's like, okay, grandpa, here's your pudding. We're going to will Senator Lady Graham in here next to you. You can do a ladybug check. You know, we don't know where Bubba is. We can't find him. And these people are in charge of the federal government and we can put all of this intellectual ways to spin this stuff, but it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable that so many Americans that are in the cult of Trump now, his approval numbers are horrible. But the 30, 35%, the Fox News, you know, faithful still believe this and that people in their lives aren't going. You seriously believe this? Come on.

Political Commentator 1 (13:47)

These are the same people that believe woman was made out of a rib from Adam. Like, so you're kind of at a disadvantage on that front. Here's the thing, number one, I'm sorry I'm laughing so. But it's just, it's such an unserious administration and the people in it that it's funny. Does Lindsey Graham honestly think we don't know that he's gay? Like, come out already. Stop. Everybody on the planet knows it. I in Oklahoma City know about the moles on your asshole. Like, it's gross. And here's the thing. Trump gives four nonsensical, damn near unintelligible press conferences a day. Like anybody can do that. I can sit in front of this microphone and talk about braiding my hair and make no sense. That's not hard. It's so gross. The laughing goes all through me, and I just wonder, is Lindsey Graham, bubba? That's all I'm going to say.

Political Commentator 3 (14:48)

Well, here's the thing that I want to say to Lady Graham is, Lady Graham, if you came out.

Political Commentator 3 (14:56)

And you were vulnerable, all of your friends in the mag party would pick you up and throw you under the bus and pop your ladybugs in the Democratic Party. If you came out sis and said, I just. I couldn't do it. I was. Came from a different generation. I felt so closeted. I feel ashamed. We would embrace you, and that's the difference. And Lady Graham is just, you know, ever since his girlfriend, John McCain died, he's just been out there flapping in the wind, sucking up to Donald Trump. But him lecturing the Pope, I guarantee you, he put him up to it. A little smoky, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, because Trump didn't fucking care about the Pope.

Political Commentator 1 (15:38)

He doesn't care.

Political Commentator 3 (15:39)

There's a whole sect of maga. They're like Shiite Catholics, and they're. They have a problem, a Jesus Christ problem. Evangelicals are having a Jesus Christ problem right now, and so they're trying to spin it and so any. Anyway, I just. I just can't with these people. And that somehow the spinning of everything that we see with Trump, that somehow he's like this, you know, vigorous worker that works 50, 60 hours a week. He's the laziest on the planet. Every time I see a video of him, he's asleep. All right, buy our book. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. Subscribe like this video comment. We'll be back later with more news.

Political Commentator 3 (16:26)

Sam.