Guest (4:56)

Play this clip which was a made up name that had been made up, I don't know, two or three months.

Host (5:02)

Before.

Guest (5:05)

And based on Internet suggestions and I was going to call it the Government Efficiency Commission. And then someone on the Internet said, no, it should be the department of efficiency, DoD. I'm like, that sounds great.

Co-host (5:24)

That sounds great.

Guest (5:28)

We just kind of made up a department.

Host (5:30)

Do you think you were successful?

Guest (5:33)

We were a little bit successful. We were somewhat successful.

Host (5:39)

First and foremost, I know why, and I've discussed this before, but you want to know why? Don Donald Trump was smitten. Broke back mountains, smitten with Mayor elect Zoran Mamdani, because he's had to hang around these boring, arrogant, clueless freak shows all the time and think about it like this. Back when he was a real estate developer or when he was on Apprentice, he was probably around some pretty dynamic people, New York real estate market. He was probably around a lot of movers and shakers and smart people that he was Doing deals with architects, creative types, and the same with Apprentice. And now he's like, this is the, this is the bottom of the barrel in the form of the most boring, sociopathic, psychotic, pick me, billionaires on the planet. I can't believe, I mean, that podcast is so stunningly boring. And to think that that guy got all that power. He got the keys to the treasury, the keys to all of our personal information, and he was able to let his little kid run into the Oval and wipe boogers on the musk right in front of Trump. And remember when he, the little kid was kind of brow beating Trump even.

Co-host (6:53)

Right. You're not. But, you know, he heard from his dad, you're not the president.

Host (6:58)

It's, it's unbelievable how much power we give wealthy people in this country. It's such a, it's such an indictment on how we have promoted the wrong things as a culture. Money, money, money.

Co-host (7:10)

Right. Well, and of course, Elon Musk would say the department of government efficiency, even though it takes him five hours to say it, successful because all of the investigations CR and civil into himself and his companies, he got rid of those. So it is high times for Elon Musk. And here's the thing about, you know, Trump being surrounded with these just complete bottom feeders. He's so bored with the bottom feeders. They have to praise him all the time and bring him a trophy. And then you, Zoron, who is megawatt personality plus funny, engaging. I'm sure he probably was Brokeback Mountain style.

Host (7:52)

I was a breath of fresh air. It was a breath of fresh air. Okay, now I want to remind everybody before we watch this next clip from the hit podcast Fireside Nazi Chats with Katie Miller. And I want to remind you before we play this clip that number one, Elon Musk is an immigrant.

Co-host (8:13)

Right.

Host (8:14)

Number two, this language that he's using is becoming more and more normalized and growing like a cancer in the far right. And it is so cruel. So Nazi esque and Kylie, play the clip.

Guest (8:30)

Say like this, this, this is fake. I'm like, actually. Well, let's look at, you know, Ilhan Omar who literally was voted into power, voted into Congress by, you know, large group of people from Somalia who are in Minnesota, which is really far from Somalia.

Host (8:53)

Pause it real quick. He is a South African immigrant that paid $300 million and then did a I'll pay you $100,000 to vote for Trump game. Clearly illegal in the hypocrisy that he, in which he speaks is unbelievable. I Want to remind every MAGA person this guy is an immigrant, period. Move on.

Guest (9:22)

By a majority of people who are not born in America. That's my understanding at least. So. And then California, same is big time situation. So I don't want to turn into.

Host (9:44)

Okay, let's hear pumps take on this. Okay, enough of him.

Co-host (9:49)

Obviously he cannot speak very quickly. Like I could have died by the end of that podcast. Let me just tell you something. I watched the Pete Hegseth podcast that was fucking worse than Elon Musk. So if anybody wants to just go in and, you know, stick needles in their eyes for fun, hit up Katie Miller's podcast. But here's the thing. All we hear about for MAGA is America is for Americans. America is for Americans only. Elon Musk, you're a fucking immigrant, dude. You're from South Africa. That's a far away from Minnesota too. And here's the thing. There's. They're not saying out loud the reason nobody gives a shit about Elon Musk coming in and bulldozing the government and being an immigrant and having all this power is he's. Because he's fucking white. Ilian Omar is not white. And that's what they're mad about. They don't give a shit where you're born, what you do, as long as you are white. And you know what that's called? White fucking supremacy. Which is loved on and cared for and grown in this MAGA movement.

Host (10:53)

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Co-host (12:10)

Who do you look up to the most?

Guest (12:12)

The creator.

Host (12:14)

What's your current position on God?

Guest (12:18)

God is the creator.

Host (12:19)

You don't believe in God, though, do you?

Guest (12:21)

Well, I believe those. This universe came from something. People have different labels.

Host (12:29)

Okay, okay. Is there, like, you don't believe in God, do you? Is there something there? I don't know. I mean, oh, she did work for him.

Co-host (12:38)

Remember, she left the White House to go to work for him.

Host (12:41)

Can you imagine Elon Musk being an upgrade?

Co-host (12:45)

No, that's what. Here's the deal. I kind of felt sorry for, like, she's married to Stephen Miller. She goes to work for Elon Musk. Her life must suck. Then she starts talking, and I realize she likes all this. She likes to get on Fox News and call her but ugly, racist Nazi husband a sexual matador while she and Jesse Waters wink and post each other. And I'm just like, I. I can't imagine anything grosser than these two. Anything.

Host (13:14)

All right, let's see if we can get any grosser. Play the last clip. The conspiracy theory you believe in.

Guest (13:19)

I mean, which, which conspiracy theories haven't come true at this point? We've run out of conspiracy theories that. Because it will come true, as far as I can tell. I mean, I don't know of any aliens. People have asked me if there's aliens. I have seen no evidence of aliens. No one on the SpaceX senior team has any evidence of aliens. Because I've asked him, like, guys, am I missing something? Has anyone on the team. Has anyone seen any evidence of aliens?

Host (13:55)

Does that include UFOs?

Guest (13:57)

That's just an unidentified flying object. So UFOs, like, it could be like some new weapons program or whatever that's, you know, some hypersonic missile or something like that.

Host (14:10)

Does she look smitten?

Co-host (14:11)

I was going to say she really is smiling.

Host (14:13)

I mean, she looked.

Co-host (14:14)

There's a softness to her.

Host (14:15)

I mean, because here's the thing.

Co-host (14:19)

That.

Host (14:19)

I'm incapable of kind of faking through that. I. I think that, like, I, I physically would start, like, this is boring. And you're gonna see me moving and shifting and messing with my hair and, you know, twirling my hands or something, and she's just back. Because that is fingernails on a chalkboard. Boring. Af. But also, it's a big reveal as to what a Twitter addict he is. I don't know what conspiracy theory hasn't come true. Like, none of them. They're conspiracy theories. You know, that's the thing about Maggot. It's like they try to do something new and niche and novel, and it's like, well, all the conspiracy theories have come true. And it's like, no, they actually haven't. The Earth is round. The moon landing was real, and we can go on and on. Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. It wasn't this guy. To sit there, I think it's just a study in, I guess, psychopaths. But to sit there and talk about the congresswoman and saying that she wasn't born in America, and then to call out Somalians, and they're really going. Whenever MAGA gets their sights set on somebody, you and I both know from personal experience, and now they're, you know, they went after the Haitians, now they're going after these Somalians. I think what makes me the saddest about this whole thing pumps is they the joy and the glee in which they all jointly take in beating people down. And on our side, like, I see an immigrant and I see the way they're treated, and I want to make sure I'm extra kind. I want to make sure I show them triple the kindness I normally would so that they know you are welcome here. And I'm so. I see you and I hear you, and I know what's happening, and I know how personal that must feel to you, and it pains me. And please know that a lot of us, the majority of us, do not share that our country is better for your having been here.

Co-host (16:26)

I completely agree. And they take. Here's the thing. I, you know, they talk about they. Those videos that they post. Like, they love to watch the videos of people being shackled and all that. I mean, there's just something not quite right. I don't know if it's sociopathy or they're missing an empathy or they've just been taught in their churches, you can't have empathy because, you know, as we all know, that evangelical white mega churches suck the empathy out of you. So I just, I just look at that and I just think, number one, I would tell Elon Musk, take Adderall before interviews because you sound completely like you're asleep and everybody around you is asleep. So, I mean, you're a fan academy. I say ramp it up to Adderall next time you have an interview.

Host (17:11)

Yeah, I mean, I think the last thing that guy needs is more drugs. I think he needs, like, inpatient treatment. Really, really bad. Untreated drug addicts having control of the gu yeah, it's really bad. All right. That's all we have for this episode. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more news.