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Political Commentator (0:20)

The convicted felon Donald Trump, failed businessman, failed at everything he's ever touched, is now taking it to the US Economy and the absolute epic meltdown that he is having because of his policies. It's unbelievable the lack of accountability. Here he is when asked about the economy at the cabinet meeting.

Donald Trump (0:44)

Gdp, and this is, you know, you probably saw some numbers today. And I have to start off by saying that's Biden, that's not Trump. Because we came in on January, this are quarterly numbers and we came in and I was very against everything that Biden was doing in terms of the economy, destroying our country in so many ways. Not only at the border, the border was more obvious.

Political Commentator (1:07)

Okay, I just have to interject. Biden deported more people than Trump as of right now today at less money. And regarding the economy, these are lies and he lives in fantasy land. And just once I would like for the President of the United States to take accountability and say, you know, maybe I should have consulted experts on the economy. Maybe I should have looked at how the tariffs would affect both trade internationally, nationally. I could see how the global economy would look instead of be a short sighted, impulsive dipshit. So I just want to remind everybody these are two separate truth slash lie social posts regarding the economy. And let's look at the dates and let's look at what he says to prove that this man lies. Okay, this is on January 29, 2024. This is the Trump stock market. Because my polls against Biden are so good that investors are projecting that I will win and that will drive up the market. Everything else is terrible. Watch the Middle east and record and record setting inflation has already taken its toll on America. Make America great again. That's one year before he got in office. And I' might remind you that every time the stock market went up or we had good jobs numbers, he would say, oh, it's because people think I'm going to be in office. He says it right here. This is the Trump stock market one year before he's in office. Okay, flash forward to April 30, 2020, 25. This is Biden's stock market, not Trump's. I didn't take over until January 20th. Tariffs will start kicking in soon. No they're kicking in. That's why the economy is turn. That's why we're having contraction in the economy. Tariffs will start kicking in and companies are starting to move into the US in record, record numbers. Okay? He keeps saying companies are moving into the US you have to remember, let's say that a company comes into the United States to build a factory, to train employees, to get it up to speed. We're talking years. This is not going to happen. Like by the end of May, 20, 20, 25. This is Years. Our country will boom, but we have to get rid of the Biden overhang. Should be hangover, but whatever, this will take a while. Has nothing to do with tariffs, only that he has left us with bad numbers. But when the boom begins, it will be like no other. Be patient. Okay, I want to remind everybody that the Wall Street Journal said October of 2020-24 right before the election, whoever wins the presidential election will inherit the world's strongest economy. All Trump had to do was get in there and sell his knickknacks. But no, he has to wreck everything so he can make this an authoritarian government. It is absolutely ridiculous. And the people that were bitching about the price of eggs, which are up, they are now saying, oh well, you know, be a patriot, be patient. You're billionaires. The whole cabinet is billionaires. They can afford to be patient. Regular Americans cannot. Then we have at the cabinet meeting. I mean, it was so cringy to watch it. Was it? I mean Putin and Kim Jong Un blushed because it was so fake and so riddled with non realistic ass kissing that it really was, it was, it was cringy and uncomfortable. I gave everybody who watched it the ick. Starting us off on that is Pam Bondi, who is just the absolute biggest liar, hypocrite, should be impeached. Right after Trump, right after Hexath. She ought to be third in line. But it's like one one a one B. So here's Pam Bondi with just her admiration. 400 kilos of fentanyl since you've been your last hundred days which saved. Are you ready for this media? 250 million lives. Okay, okay, here's the deal. 258 million lives. The United States of America has 330 citizens. So according to Pam Bondi, Trump in the first 100 days saved almost 3/4 of the US population. That is the dumbest, most easily fact checked, unhelpful information, mind you, not very far back in the past you said it was like 195 million. So we've gone from over half to now three quarters that he has saved in 100 days because of fentanyl. That is the biggest bunch of horseshit, bullshit garbage I have ever heard. And people suffer from addiction. I've suffered. Everybody in my family, people in everyone's family have suffered. And this is not helpful. This is lies and it's ass kissing to a degree that is gross. Not to be outdone, Howard Lutnick on the gold cards, I mean, it makes me very popular. Last night I was out to dinner and someone came up and said, can I buy 10 and how do I buy 10? And I'm like, it's pretty good. It's $50 million for dinner. So, you know, I was paying for my dinner. First of all, he, his net worth, I think, is $3.9 billion. And when you're talking about people paying $50 million to be a US citizen, you are, you're not talking any process, you're not talking any background checks. You're like, here's 50, here's $5 million. I want to be a U.S. citizen. The anti immigrant crowd is so happy to take this money for these Trump gold cards. Oligarchs, Saudis, that probably shouldn't be here. I mean, it's unbelievable, the depths of corruption. And what's so interesting about it, he says, it bought my dinner. Nobody needs to buy your dinner. But where does this money go? Let's assume Donald Trump sells all these gold cards. Is he ever going to show us with any type of transparency, where does the money go? Who collects the money in? Is there going to be any kind of background and processing on these people that are automatically citizens for $5 million? I mean, this is the, one of the worst ideas you could ever think of. Then we have Trump talking about how he is the thought police. He will tell Americans how to think, what to believe. Here he is in all his glory.