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Host 1
I realized that we'd been remiss in checking in with the women of MAGA and what they're up to. Kylie, play the first clip of Melania, who we haven't seen in quite some time. Throughout my life, I have harnessed the power of love as a source of strength during challenging times. She harnesses love as a source of strength during challenging times. And I wonder what challenges Melania these days. She got a 40 million dollar documentary from Jeff Bezos. She doesn't do jack as the first lady, which, you know, I couldn't care less. And here she is. I mean, are you kidding me?
Host 2
She's harnessing love. Here's what I was just thinking driving a couple days ago, Jeff Bezos paid her $40 million for this documentary to follow her around as First Lady. She hasn't even been in the White House that I'm aware of. I mean, it is like crickets. She is mia. And to be fair to Melania, if Donald Trump was my husband, I'd be anywhere but where he is. But for her to sit there and talk about love when we all know she's married to a malignant narcissist sociopath is just too rich for my blood.
Host 1
How hilarious would it be if Bezos like hoodwinked and it was like Melania and then you heard the and it was like First Lady Elon Musk, our new documentary, and it followed him around with the with little X and getting on Marine One and melting down on a safe space. Fox News. Would that not be the greatest thing? Jeff Bezos, if you genuinely love America and the billions of dollars this country has made for you, please grow a pair and make that documentary. All right, next up we have the Secretary of Agriculture, Brooke Rollins. And I want to remind everybody, she's the one that said if egg prices are too high for you guys, get you some chickens, right? Get you some chickens in the backyard and just get your eggs that way. Here she is on Fox split screen the day after the tariffs are announced, trying to spin this yarn. And for those of you that are listening, on one side it has the dowel and all of these limp dick red arrows going straigh. And listen to this jet stream of bullshit she is trying to peddle on Fox.
Brooke Rollins
Now certainly the economy will be adjusting, the negotiations will continue. We are really, really excited and very grateful to President Trump's leadership and being willing to be bold and fearless and in facing some pretty big policy challenges around the world. So, so what is the impact on farmers then? Well, we'll see, right? I mean, we're now we're negotiating. Now we move into some significant negotiations. I mean, I've got a great gone.
Host 1
So. I mean, the split screen, we're so grateful to President Trump. And literally millions of people are watching their 401 case plummet. And a lot of these people, it's not millions and millions of dollars, it's earnest income that they put into the stock market, into their IRAs, into their 401ks, and then their employer matched it so that they can retire and enjoy their grandkids and probably hate watch Fox News. And that's what they're watching. That's split scre to me is the epicenter of maga. Facts on one side, propaganda on the other.
Host 2
Have you noticed how many of these people go on, they know this is an economic disaster created by Trump, and they sit there, oh, we thank him. He's so bold. It's like they have to constantly stroke his ego because he is such a insecure titty baby. And the fact that she wheeled out her chart there. I mean, off.
Host 1
All the way off Trump and all of the presentation and the show and tell presidency, like, we have a chart, therefore it must be true. Look at my executive order. This means it must be legal, and it's just performative. But here is the juiciest tea of all. Tea. Trump can't quit Laura Loomer. She's back. You guys put this up. Let me read this to you. Okay? Yashar Ali breaks this news. Laura Loomer met on Wednesday with President Trump in the Oval Office, where she pressed him to fire national security staff members whom she deemed disloyal to him. Trump may act on some of Ms. Loomer's recommendations. Loomer walked into the White House with a sheaf of papers which amounted to a mass of opposition research attacking the characters and loyalty of numerous NSC officials. She proceeded to excoriate them in front of their boss, the National Security advisor, Mike Waltz, who was also in the meeting. And I want to remind everybody, Mike Waltz was recently discovered to have followed big dick bottom on Twitter, Big dick bottoms plural, on Twitter. And then he, when this was exposed, he unfollowed it. And a lot of you were asking in the comment section when we is this a real story? And it was. Google it and you will see it. It's been reported, and he did, in fact, follow that account. But Trump cannot quit Laura Loomer. He loves conspiracy theorists. They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats. And she has finagled her way back in to ask you, because Trump loves that right to ask, chew and belittle people in the White House. And it's interesting to me that the story dropped within the last few days that Trump was starting to distance himself from Musk. She vociferously attacked. Attacked Musk, and now she's squeezing her way right back into the White House.
Host 2
It's so impossible to believe that in the Trump administration's plural. We've had the pillow guy in the White House dispensing advice. We've got Laura Loomer in the White House dispensing advice. But we are getting rid of scientists and experts and economists. We don't need those people. We just need people who say what Trump wants to hear. I mean, it's jaw dropping when you think, can you imagine if even, like somebody ridiculous coming in to the Obama administration or Biden's administration, like the mypillow guy? I mean, we've got Rudy Giuliani rolling around the White House. These people are bottom feeders. They would no more be in the White House than the man the moon if we didn't have a convicted felon in the White House. And it's a disgrace to the office.
Host 1
I want to say something. I think I would rather support a Mike Lindell than I would a Target, and here's why. What Target does is more insidious. They play both sides. They jump on the dei, the Black Lives Matter, this, the gay Pride. And they say we're a store for everybody. We're a store that supports equal rights. They play at both sides. This more moral duplicity. Mike Lindell is batshit crazy. Lost his fortune because of his batshit craziness, because he believes in it. At least he has some conviction in his crazy. It's far less insidious for me than these oligarchs like Tim Cook who went to the inauguration. He knows better. Yeah, he knows better than to do that. Jeff Bezos knows better. But to see that you would go kiss the ring. But I'll tell you who doesn't do that. The women of the left don't do that. These MAGA women do that, and these oligarchs do that. But you have Melinda Gates, Lorraine Powell, jobs, so many others women, Christy Walton of Walmart standing up and saying, we will not kiss the ring. We will not bend the knee. But these women that I'm covering here in this week's Checking in on MAGA women, they are riding the coattails of all of these brave Women that fought for equality, that were still fighting for equality, they're helping dismantle all of that progress. And that is what's so disgusting to me. The moral duplicity is what grosses me out than somebody who just parades on crazy 24 7, 365 because at least I know that's what they are. It's the people that try to have it both ways that are the most dangerous, the most insidious in my opinion. Next up we have Caroline Levitt. Here she is. She's. I've noticed she's ditched across pumps pointed that out to me and I think she's ditched across so that she can be meaner and lie with a little bit less Jesus in her mind. And here she is completely being a mean C u N T on the news after the tariff announcement. Listen to how diabolical this is. While also this won't be painful at all for American people and consumers, Caroline.
Caroline Levitt
It's going to be. There's not going to be any pain for American owned companies and American workers because their jobs are going to come back home. And again, as for prices, President Trump is working on tax cuts to put more money back into the pockets of Americans.
Host 1
He's working on not going to be pain. That is just so inherently untrue. This. Do they think that these industries are just going to pop up right? You know that this is going to be a D D Y I project and all of a sudden these big manufacturing jobs are going to be here. The world is globalized it people and it's all we've always had, trade and exchange of goods. This whole isolationism is so harebrained, it's so stupid. And the reason Trump is attacking the economy is because he wants all of these leaders to be beholden to him and he has these crazy lady sycophants out there trying to spin this, make women feel good about it. And it is a ruse and it is a scam. And Caroline Levitt is a total charlatan, compulsive liar, nut job.
Host 2
I completely agree.
Host 1
I wish she'd keep her cross on. I do too, because I would rather the Mike Lindell's own your crazy, own your hypocrisy. Bask in the sunlight in it. Don't try to have it both ways. That's the most disgusting, weak part of a human being when they try to play both sides, pick a side and live in it.
Host 2
Well, this woman, I have just absolutely had it with her. She sits up there and lies and people ask her Reporters ask her questions. The experts say this is going to happen. Well, that's not going to happen. There's not going to be any pain. And it's like you are sitting up there lying to everyone's face, and you know it. You don't have a good answer, and you just continue to shovel horseshit. It makes me infuriated, which I know he's had a long line of liars in his press secretary. She just gets under my skin the absolute most.
Host 1
All right, next up, we have Alina Haba. I think she's been very jealous of Kristy Gnome and the cosplay.
Host 2
Yeah.
Host 1
And now she has donned a U. S. Marshall outfit, put up the image. Here she is in New Jersey doing some US Marshall cosplay with Doc Martin boots. As though those are tactical. Right. And this, to me is exactly what I think is at the heartbeat of MAGA and all of its leaders. You have the emojis in the signal chat. These people have fantasized about power without doing the work. The grind in, day in, day out to be a learned person and be an expert and understand what expertise is. They want to jump over all of the grind and grit that you have to go through to be an expert, to be a leader in your field. And they just want to put on costumes and they want to start a signal chat, and they want to do all of this tough guy shit, and these ladies want to do all this tough guy shit, put on these costumes. She would piss her pants. And another scene, it shows her and some other marshal arresting what they call a gang banger and then photographing that and putting that out. Now, listen, I. You know, gangs are a huge problem. But to use that as a prop when it's already insinuating that the person is guilty. They. And they're all smiling for the camera. This is fascism. These are buffoons. Buffoons that want to skip over the hard work, that just want. Everything has probably been parachuted to them their whole lives. And then they get this power and they want to fire all the experts, put on costumes and pretend that they're badasses, and it's pathetic.
Host 2
Well, as you know, I've been furious with white women since the election. And I look at these two, three, you know, Kristi Noem, you put all of them in there. They are a symbol of the problem, of the internalized misogyny of maga. They sit there and they are cruel and they know better. And they continue to do it because they are still worshiping the patriarchy. Those Women like that set women like us back every single day. And it is sad they don't have more balls than to stand up for what's right and other women. And instead, like you said, they are giving all these maga white women a permission structure to be willfully ignorant and cruel and it's disgusting.
Host 1
But this with, with women. I've been mad at white women for a very long time. As a liberal and an atheist in a red state, I have seen this moral duplicity up close and personally my entire adult life where people don't they like to go hang out with their gay friends for a happy hour. But when it came time for them to vote during the George W. Bush, John Kerry election, they sold their gay down the river. And this has been going on for decades. When they want to watch sporting events, they cheer for all of these elite black athletes and rah rah sis boom ba go ou go Alabama. But they vote against equality and civil rights for these people. And this has been going on a very, very long time. The women that enable racism, homophobia and white supremacy, now they are in these positions of, of power where women like Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Hillary Clinton, Gloria Steinem, Susan B. Anthony and many before them, many, many, many before them, the suffragettes fought so hard for them to be in these positions. In these privileged white women that sit around and go to yoga and go to Starbucks and run carpool, they don't give a about anything until it personally impacts them. And that is white privilege. Their privilege allows them to not have a conscience about others. And I've seen it my entire adult life. So white women have an incredible amount of work to do. People need to raise their sons better, they need to raise their daughters better. To believe in equality, it's a very basic thing, but it's not a part of, of like privileged white experience in America. They make their kids believe in exceptionalism and it is a cancer. All right. Subscribe to our channel. We're trying to get to 1 million subs and we'll see you all later.
IHIP News Episode Summary
Title: The Real Housewives of MAGA Are Up To Something
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Release Date: April 3, 2025
Introduction: Revisiting MAGA Women
In this episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan delve deep into the activities and influences of women within the MAGA movement. Aimed at uncovering the true motivations and actions of these key figures, the hosts employ their signature comedic and critical perspectives to analyze recent developments and statements from prominent MAGA-affiliated women.
Segment 1: Melania Trump's Documentary Deal
The discussion kicks off with a critique of Melania Trump's recent $40 million documentary deal with Jeff Bezos. The hosts express skepticism about Melania's role and visibility post-White House.
Jennifer Welch [00:05]:
“I realized that we'd been remiss in checking in with the women of MAGA and what they're up to... She got a 40 million dollar documentary from Jeff Bezos. She doesn't do jack as the first lady, which, you know, I couldn't care less.”
Angie Sullivan [00:45]:
“Jeff Bezos paid her $40 million for this documentary to follow her around as First Lady. She hasn't even been in the White House that I'm aware of... She's mia.”
The hosts mock the notion that Melania remains a significant public figure, pointing out the lack of her active engagement during Trump's presidency and questioning the substance behind the hefty documentary investment.
Segment 2: Brooke Rollins and Economic Spin
Next, the hosts turn their attention to Brooke Rollins, the Secretary of Agriculture, criticizing her handling of economic policies and tariff impacts.
Jennifer Welch [01:19]:
“Secretary of Agriculture, Brooke Rollins... here she is on Fox split screen the day after the tariffs are announced, trying to spin this yarn.”
Brooke Rollins [02:27]:
“Now certainly the economy will be adjusting, the negotiations will continue. We are really, really excited and very grateful to President Trump's leadership...”
Jennifer Welch [02:55]:
“Literally millions of people are watching their 401k plummet... facts on one side, propaganda on the other.”
The hosts condemn Rollins' optimistic portrayal of economic adjustments, highlighting the disconnect between her statements and the financial struggles faced by ordinary Americans. They emphasize the propagandistic nature of MAGA-aligned news outlets, depicting a dire economic reality contrary to official narratives.
Segment 3: Laura Loomer's Influence in the Trump Administration
Jennifer and Angie discuss Laura Loomer's controversial interactions within the Trump administration, focusing on her meeting with President Trump and attempts to influence national security staff.
Jennifer Welch [03:32]:
“Tea. Trump can't quit Laura Loomer. He's got conspiracy theorists... She has finagled her way back into the White House.”
Angie Sullivan [05:59]:
“We've got the pillow guy... these people are buffoons that want to skip over the hard work... it's a disgrace to the office.”
They criticize Loomer's aggressive tactics in the Oval Office and her association with fringe elements, portraying her as a disruptor undermining professional integrity within national security circles.
Segment 4: Caroline Levitt and Economic Misrepresentation
The hosts analyze Caroline Levitt’s statements regarding tariff impacts, accusing her of misleading the public about economic pain.
Caroline Levitt [09:22]:
“There’s not going to be any pain for American owned companies and American workers...”
Jennifer Welch [09:36]:
“These industries are just going to pop up? This isolationism is so harebrained... Caroline Levitt is a total charlatan, compulsive liar, nut job.”
Jennifer vehemently disputes Levitt's assurances, arguing that economic realities do not align with the promised outcomes. The hosts label Levitt's statements as deceitful and manipulative, further illustrating the disconnect between MAGA rhetoric and factual economic conditions.
Segment 5: Alina Haba and the United States Marshals Cosplay
Alina Haba's recent activities, including her U.S. Marshals cosplay, become a focal point for discussion about performative activism and superficial displays of authority.
Jennifer Welch [11:23]:
“She put on the image... this is exactly what I think is the heartbeat of MAGA and all of its leaders... they just want to put on costumes and pretend that they're badasses, and it's pathetic.”
Angie Sullivan [13:15]:
“They are a symbol of the problem, of the internalized misogyny of MAGA... they are cruel and they know better.”
The hosts deconstruct Haba's theatrical portrayal of law enforcement, suggesting it represents a desire for power without the requisite expertise or effort. They criticize the superficiality and potential dangers of such performative behavior within political movements.
Segment 6: The Role of Privileged White Women in MAGA
A critical examination of privileged white women supporting MAGA policies, with the hosts highlighting the contradiction between their public personas and actions.
Jennifer Welch [14:00]:
“When they want to watch sporting events... they vote against equality and civil rights for these people... white privilege allows them to not have a conscience about others.”
Angie Sullivan [14:00]:
“They continue to do it because they are still worshiping the patriarchy... they are giving MAGA white women a permission structure to be willfully ignorant and cruel.”
The discussion underscores the hypocrisy perceived in privileged white women's support for MAGA, juxtaposing their advocacy for inclusive activities with their opposition to broader social equality movements. The hosts call for greater accountability and moral integrity among these women.
Conclusion: Addressing Moral Duplicity and Call for Authenticity
Jennifer concludes by lamenting the moral duplicity and lack of genuine commitment among MAGA women, emphasizing the need for authentic leadership and ethical behavior.
Jennifer Welch [14:00]:
“They make their kids believe in exceptionalism and it is a cancer... white women have an incredible amount of work to do.”
Angie Sullivan [14:00]:
“People need to raise their sons better, they need to raise their daughters better. To believe in equality, it's a very basic thing...”
The hosts advocate for fostering genuine beliefs in equality and rejecting superficial or manipulative political behaviors. They call on both men and women to foster better values in the next generation, emphasizing the importance of integrity and authentic support for social progress.
Key Takeaways:
Critique of MAGA Women: The episode systematically dissects the actions and statements of various women aligned with the MAGA movement, highlighting perceived hypocrisy, superficiality, and harmful influence.
Economic Misrepresentation: Hosts challenge the optimistic economic narratives presented by MAGA figures, emphasizing real-world financial struggles exacerbated by policy decisions.
Performative Activism: The discussion on Alina Haba's cosplay serves as a metaphor for broader issues of performative displays of support without substantive action or expertise.
Privilege and Hypocrisy: A significant portion of the conversation addresses the contradiction between privileged white women's public support for inclusive activities and their political actions against social equality.
Call for Authenticity: Jennifer and Angie encourage a move away from duplicity towards genuine advocacy for equality and ethical leadership.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Jennifer Welch [00:05]:
“She harnesses love as a source of strength during challenging times... are you kidding me?”
Angie Sullivan [00:45]:
“She hasn't even been in the White House that I'm aware of... she is mia.”
Jennifer Welch [01:19]:
“All the presentations and the show and tell presidency... it's just performative.”
Jennifer Welch [02:55]:
“Facts on one side, propaganda on the other.”
Jennifer Welch [05:59]:
“They just want to put on costumes and pretend that they're badasses, and it's pathetic.”
Jennifer Welch [14:00]:
“White privilege allows them to not have a conscience about others.”
Final Thoughts:
Jennifer Welch and Angie "Pumps" Sullivan provide a scathing critique of MAGA-aligned women, exposing what they perceive as hypocrisy, performative activism, and detrimental influence on American socio-political landscapes. Through sharp humor and unfiltered commentary, the hosts urge listeners to recognize and challenge the moral duplicity they associate with these figures, advocating for genuine progress and authentic leadership.