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Political Commentator
All right, Kanks, you know I'm talking about Kangals McTaco tits. The dementia ridden, convicted felon piece of shit president that we can only refer to as Kanks. He is so butthurt over Canada using a clip of Ronald Reagan. He is spiraling. He is so emotional and so weak. And it reminds me of all of the times that all of these MAGA men and even MAGA women say, oh, women are too emotional to be in politics. All it takes to trigger Kanks is to play a clip of Ronald Reagan saying that tariffs suck and tariffs are dangerous. So here's, here's Kanks. He literally just makes up reality everywhere he goes. And he's surrounded by a bunch of bottom feeder fleabags that are like, oh yeah, that's true. Because they're too scared of being humiliated by him. So here he is lying to about Ronald Reagan. Play the clip.
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Clip Speaker 1
I don't know.
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Clip Speaker 2
They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial.
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Political Commentator
Can you believe it? Okay, all of that is made up. Candidate did not cheat on a commercial. Ronald Reagan would have hated Kinks his guts. And there was a time like eight, 10 years ago where people in the Republican party like Ronald Reagan was Saint Reagan. I wish that so many of these MAGA Republicans now would go back and listen to videos of Ronald Reagan because listen, he is. He played a huge part, Reagan in demonizing the poor. But there was a decency and some kindness in a lot of his language. And how the Republican party has shifted to full on dictatorship and full on cruelty is something they need to figure out because these people are total pieces of shit. If you listen to that man lie all the time and you think, yeah, he's a great president and you're on one of those polls, do you approve or disapprove of Kanks's job? You're like, oh yeah, I think he's doing a bang up job. You're fucked up. I mean, that's just. There's nothing more to it than that. All right, shout out to the Daily Beast. Because there is an actual kinks watch going on and I'm talking about looking for the cankles. So he's abroad right now in Asia, embarrassing the United States of America and himself. And put up this headline, Kylie Trump, 79, flashes cankles at summit with Asian leaders. The guy who wrote this is Erica Foster or Eric E. Foster, and he says the president's swollen ankles were photographed as he sat down at a summit with leaders of Southeast Asian nations. Look at those. Look at those kinks on kinks. This is excellent journalism and let me tell you why. Because the authoritarian and the dictator has to admit, I'm so masculine, I'm so strong. I am a strong man. Strong men that have, that are lying, that clearly have dementia, as I showed you in the, in the former clip, and that have swollen cankles like that. That's where fissures happen and the personality cult starts to. Starts to die off. So this is really important journalism for democracy. Yes, it feels good and it's petty af, but it's actually super duper important journalism because we have to show the public that this man, your strong man, your dictator, your tough guy, is basically barely hanging on because all of the blood in his body is down at his cankles. And there ain't nothing pretty about that. All right, moving along. We have kings in Malaysia rambling. He's still about to hurt you guys about the un, about the teleprompter and the escalator. He cannot get over like this. It's unbelievable. Play the clip.
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Clip Speaker 1
Won't forget that day because it was one of the first wars that I got involved in and I love doing it. I love. It's one. It's like, I shouldn't say it's a hobby because it's so much more serious than a hobby. But it's something that I'm good at and it's something I love to do. The United nations should be doing this, but they don't do it. You know, they don't do it. They turned off my teleprompter when I made a speech. I had to make a speech without a teleprompter. They're good at that. The escalator wasn't working too well. It came to a complete halt.
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Political Commentator
Okay, first of all, we have to point out at the beginning of this video, you guys, he makes the argument that wars are a hobby of his, that getting involved in wars are a hobby of his because nobody will fact check him of this lie that he has, quote, solved eight wars and that is 100% false. But as he's talking about his hobby of solving wars, he goes on to talk about the teleprompter. And you could hear a chuckle. Those were not the Asian diplomats. Those were the fleabag ass kisser sycophants that travel around with him that laugh at his non jokes all the time. I'm talking about Witkoff, Rubio, Nutlich, all of them. So that's just pathetic. And again, this is supposed to be the strong man. This is supposed to be the guy that everybody thinks, you know what, if we lose democracy, it's okay because this guy's so smart, so selfless, so empathetic. This is the guy they're willing to give up their civil liberties for. For a guy that is butthurt over an escalator and a teleprompter. All right, moving along here. We have. He will not get off this Tylenol thing. Put up the Lysocial. Pregnant women, don't use Tylenol unless absolutely necessary. Don't give Tylenol to your young child for virtually any reason. Break up the MMR shot into three totally separate shots, not mixed. Take chicken pee because I don't think he knows how to spell pox shot separately. Take hepatitis. Hepatitis is misspelled. Take hepatitis b shot at 12 years old or older. And importantly, take vaccine and five separate medical visits. President DJT you guys, this is so insane that he cannot get off this Tylenol thing. And he has been on this vaccine thing for a really long time. And there have always been kind of these rumors. They were around during Trump 1.0, but Barron was a miner at the time that Barron was possibly on the Spectrum. And he, during his first campaign in Trump 1.0, he would talk when he rambled on at his events that, you know, you see this little baby and they just inject all of this stuff from. They inject it in and there were some videos of, of Baron possibly having like maybe some Spectrum style tics or whatnot, which a lot of people are on the spectrum. To me, it's no big thing. But he was really, really interested in this. And reports have actually shown that it's not Tylenol that can increase the chances for autism, but actually older sperm and kinks. When he impregnated Melania with Baron, it was an old, old man. And, you know, now he's just even older. And so the merger with RFK Jr. With this makes sense because he wants to. He, he cannot understand. As a guy who believes I have super strong genes and he believes in eugenics. He cannot understand that if Baron is on the spectrum, that would have anything to do with him, and it would have to be Tylenol. And I'm sure there's some. I'm sure Melania is like, yeah, I took Tylenol back then, so I don't know that that's completely true. But if you go back and look at videos and things, and Now Barron's worth $150 million at age 19 because his dad is all about double dealing and shaking everybody down. All right, you guys, this is so embarrassing. Here is Kanks doing this old man grandma dance in Malaysia on the tarmac. And he used to do the double jerk off. Both hands the same level right now, I think. Remember that time we saw him at the 911 thing and his face was like, drooped like this, and everybody's like. And he was missing for like five days. And I was like, did he have a mini stroke? Did he have some sort of stroke as he does this humiliating old man grandma dance? Look at the left arm. Play the clip. Okay. I just, you know, this is really tarnishing our reputation. I mean, this is humiliating, and this is just one of the least offensive, least horrible things he's done. I think y' all may remember that Obama would kind of dance and they said he was kind of like a white man dancer and Fox News would lose their mind about it. This is just like, he literally looks like a psycho that escaped from the memory care wing of a nursing home. It's just unbelievable that this is the strong man, that this is the villain that everybody celebrates. This guy right here, this is who everybody becomes worse for. They were, you know, kind of selfish. I'm all about capitalism. I don't have a problem with racism. Republicans to now they're full blown, full tilt racism. I'm as selfish as I'll get out and I'm losing my mind, my integrity, my courage for this guy. It's crazy. I will never, ever get over it. And to highlight what AOC said a while back that she thought the villains would be somewhat like kind of like cool evil geniuses. And are these dipshits that guy that did that embarrassing white man old man dance in Malaysia? That's who we're going to erode civil liberties for. That's who we're going to rip up the Constitution for. That's the guy that your former friends, you used to have friends that were pretty decent people, but they were Republicans, and now they're batshit And a cult for that guy. That's the guy. It's wild. Okay, now here is kinks. And he wants to investigate the 2020 election, put up the lie social just in. Documents show conclusively that Christopher Ray, deranged Jack Smith, Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco and other crooked lowlifes from the failed Biden administration signed off on Operation Arctic Frost. They spied on senators and congressmen and women and even taped their calls. They cheated and rigged the 2020 president. These radical left lunatics should be prosecuted for their illegal and highly unethical behavior. Okay, here's just a theory that I have. He is going, he is so butthurt still over the 2020 election because all this man has his grievances. Everything when he wakes up is either to say, I did something good or I was wronged. Those are his two motivating forces in life. I did something really good or I was wronged. And of course, in between all that, he has to grift and steal, steal. So, you know, he wants a third term and everybody around him wants a third term because they've all committed a lot of crimes in just these 10 months that he's been back in office. And I think there's one. One avenue that they're going to approach this with is to say he actually did win 2020, and they're going to put the fix in and they're going to produce some bullshit evidence, just like they did with the Charlie Kirk trans boyfriend shooter thing. And just like they did with the anti ice bullet, they're going to books and they're going to say, oh, oops, he already is in his third term, therefore the 22nd amendment doesn't apply to him. Of course all of these Republicans will go along with it. Of course SCOTUS will go along with it. Now I do think they're going to have other avenues to try to get him to the third term because these people cannot have any transfer of power and they cannot have the Democrats win the midterms because they are looking at prison. I mean, we have seen crime after crime after crime after crime committed by this administration. So I think this is one way that they're going to do it. And it is two birds, one stone. Number one, it fixes in Trump the fact that Joe Biden beat him like by 7 million, 8 million votes, which he never got over. He's still not over. Number two, he gets all of the people who know the truth of what he did afterwards when he incited an insurrection. Merrick Garland, Jack Smith, he gets to incarcerate that them. And number three, it gives an argument to his sycophantic ass kissing lawyers and supporters. Oh, oops. This is already the third term, so we've already broken the 22nd amendment. So NBD, no big deal. Let's go to the fourth term. And then finally, I want to leave you all with this clip. Here he is on Air Force, Air Force One on his Asian tour. And while he was doing this, Soren Mamdani, Bernie Sanders, Kathy Hochul and AOC had a big rally in Queens, New York for the incredibly popular mayor who's beating everybody by double digit digits, hasn't taken one cent from corporate donors beholden to no one. He's a candidate for the people. And AOC is really talented and she's probably going to run. And she has a huge movement behind her and she gave a barn burner of a speech last night. You can check it out in an episode that I did earlier to cover it. But Trump obviously knows what a threat she is and how popular she is and how AOC has the ability to get triple Trumpers to cross over and vote for her. And so here's what he said about AOC on Air Force. Air Force One. Play the clip.
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Clip Speaker 2
They have Jasmine Crockett, a low IQ person. They have AOC slow iq. You give her an IQ test, have her pass. Like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Wolf to read, I took. Those are very hard. They're really aptitude tests, I guess, in a certain way with their cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. I don't think Jasmine. The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe. You know, when you get up to about 5 or 6 and then when you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn't come close to answering any of those questions.
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Political Commentator
You guys, he's talking about taking dementia tests. And in this same interview, he talks about getting an mri. And he, he starts off with an IQ thing and this is this big thing. He always goes to people having a low iq, which I guarantee you back in the day he took an IQ test and his IQ was low. I don't think there's any question that we can all witness that every day. We all know he has dementia. We see it, we hear it. It's obvious this man has dementia. Sometimes he says things that happened when Biden was in office and he's confused about who was president at the time. He moves on to these cognitive tests in this flurry of dementia ridden shit. And he's talking about tiger, elephant, giraffe. But then when you get up to like the 25th, it gets really hard. He thinks he can beat people in their 30s at a dementia test. That's where we are in the United States of America, that we've got Kanks bragging about doing well on his dementia tests at Walter reed and challenging 30 year olds Jasmine Crockett and AOC to see if they can do better on the dementia test. Because this man has delusions of grandeur and he is surrounded by people, even medical doctors, who say, oh my God, you're so healthy, you're so smart, you're so great. But the fact that he keeps trying to criticize AOC tells you they know how effective she is, tells you that MAGA knows that the movement of the resistance is not rooted in Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer and Cory Booker. The movement of the resistance is rooted in Zoran Mamdani in AOC and Bernie Sanders. And shout out to Kathy Hochul for being at that rally at Queens last night, for standing up for Zoron against all of the horribly racist, bigoted attacks launched at him by these billionaires and millionaires who think they're better than everybody else. And so I think this is a really, really interesting idea. I say AOC and Jasmine should say, let's do it. Let's take the dementia test, grandma. Let's do it, sis. Let's see how everybody does. Let's do it live on tv. Because you know what he'll do? He'll tuck his tail between his legs and he'll run and hide in his Marie Antoinette Oval Office and he'll never fucking do it. And the fact that he keeps talking about his cognitive tests tells you everything you need to know. He's failed them. He has failed his cognitive test and he has full blown dementia and he is running the United States of America. International listeners, Police and Rescue. All right, that's all we have. Please buy our book. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. Here it is. It's linked right below in the show Notes. Subscribe and comment and like this video. And we'll be back later with more news. Mr.
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