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Political Commentator 1
The F youf Feelings crowd is going through quite an ordeal with the Democratic sweep with young voters, women voters of color, all leaving and abandoning MAGA and going to vote for the left because their leader is a moron. Their ideas are horrible and they've been lying to the American public forever and every American president and Congress wrecks the economy. So let's just get our popcorn and enjoy the MAGA tears. First up, we have a video. Here's FOX news and Ron DeSantis now.
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Political Commentator 2
From the free state of Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis, my governor. Okay, I'm literally in tears. I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face. Only for this reason. I have really funny friends and my funny friends are sending me. One is a meme of the statute of Liberty know sitting down, smoking a cigarette, effort. I'm going to move to Florida. The other one has a picture of Mamdani and it says Realtor of the year in the state of Florida. It's cracking me up.
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Political Commentator 3
Well, first, John, I'm glad you cleared up that you're not going to Ireland because if it was a trade where Florida had to give up Hannity in exchange for Rosie o', Donnell, I would veto that trade on behalf of this free state of Florida. Don't you worry about that.
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Political Commentator 2
Listen, I'm grateful.
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Political Commentator 1
Good.
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Political Commentator 3
Governor, there you go. This is a guy, Mandani. He wants to take down the Columbus Statue. I've already said if they take that from Manhattan, we'll take it in Florida. Hey, if they want to put the statute of Liberty in Lake Okeechobee, we'll get that done as well. But I think he's going to win.
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Political Commentator 1
And I okay, all these people care about is their stupid, boring jokes and then this culture war statue shit. It's so unbelievably stupid. Zorin Momdani has stayed on focus on affordability. He has stayed on focus helping New Yorkers that always felt looked over, helping them feel like they had been they're being seen. People who work 40, 50, 60 hours a week and can't ever get ahead, those people have value. And he sat down and spoke with them and billionaire after Billionaire begged for in person meeting with Zoron and he declined all of them because he didn't think they needed to meet with him. They're doing just fine. And Fox and little Governor Kitten Hill with his dorky ass smile, how he's trying to rebrand that all of a sudden he has Riz is so embarrassing.
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Political Commentator 4
I thought that that was a huge play for Riz, for him. He thought he was rising it up. And here's the thing. Did you notice the, the branding on that from the free state of Florida? Is it Florida where they ban books, where they ban sidewalks with paint?
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Political Commentator 1
They're triggered by drag queens, they're triggered by books, they're triggered by Bad Bunny, which is interesting considering there's a massive Latino population in Florida. Kitten Heels is worthless. He needs to put on his white boots just and wear them permanently forever. Because that's all I see when I see him moving along. Stephen Miller has some things to say and he thinks this is just a real like own. So he tweets from the New York City NYC.gov website. Household and family types Family Household types by immigration Status Percentage Almost 50% of New Yorkers live in a family households with at least one immigrant. Over 1 million children equaling 62% of all children in New York City live in a household with at least one foreign born family member. Of all the 1 million New Yorkers who live in mixed status households, 265, 500 or 27 are children. 80% of these children are US born citizens. Mixed status households demonstrate that all New Yorkers are impacted by federal policies separate families. What I have to say to Stephen Miller is number one, welcome to America.
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Political Commentator 4
Right?
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Political Commentator 1
This has probably always been the stat in New York, back to when pumps our ancestors made their way over here from Europe. This is not a new thing. The thing that bothers Stephen Miller is the color of the skin of these immigrants. We have always been a nation of immigrants and in fact the indigenous people of this land are in fact brown skinned Native American Indians. This is not new information, but this works and hits so, so hard with his white supremacist base and real leaders, even Republican conservatives that I never voted for embraced the multicultural nature of the United States. And really when you think about like white America, we really don't have a culture. The best culture in the United States of America is multiculturalism. Think about the widest uptight triple Trumpers that you know and I guarantee tell you they watch sports dominated by African Americans and cheer for them and they eat at Mexican restaurants. And so this is just such a fool's errand. But I will say the victories that we have seen this week with the Democratic Party, particularly in New York and of course other places where you see everybody jumping ship off maga is that this one trick pony show that MAGA has that we're going to scare the shit out of you with these brown skinned people. Nobody's buying it anymore. And you know why they're not buying it? Because they were promised if you hate these people with us, the price of your groceries will go down. And they still had all this hate and guess what? The price of groceries have gone up. And then when they tune into Fox when they're not watching Dipshit Tweedledee and Tweedle dumb fuck, they realize Kanks has full blown dementia and just lies and says that inflation is way down. And they know it's not because they see their bills. And I guarantee you Kanks has never seen a bill in his life. His secretary pays him well, of course.
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Political Commentator 4
And let's not forget this is the same group of people that brow beat. We went the Epstein files. We've got to have the Epstein files. Now we're hiding the Epstein files.
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Political Commentator 1
Prices are up.
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Political Commentator 4
He says prices are down. He says gas prices are down. Actually they're up. Electricity, all of this, his policies, like you said at the beginning of this episode, they adversely impact people. And just hating your neighbor isn't putting money in these people's pockets. And believe me, I have, I'm very cynical about learning the lesson. But I do think the one trick pony is losing steam. Plus God, even if you're a big huge Trump supporter, you know he looks like, I mean he looks sick.
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Political Commentator 1
Moving along, Representative Andy Ogles is rolling out the only thing MAGA knows how to do, which is racism and hate. Pop this up and he tweets. This is a photo of mom dummy's home country, Uganda. This is what New York will look like after he's destroyed it. Deport him. Now that seems sane and rational. This is so utterly insane to link somebody to their, you know, where they were born. Mamdani is an American. I think he moved here when he was three. He's of Ugandan descent. He is not responsible for the fact that a bunch of Republican politicians, a lot from our home state, Jim Inhofe, went over to Uganda and pushed on taxpayer dime evangelical Christianity in the governments of these countries that made executing homosexuals legal and punishable by death. The United States of America and particularly the Republican Party has more ownership in that than Zoran Mamdani will ever have. And if you don't believe me, google the habits of Representative Jim Inhofe from Oklahoma and all of his psycho Christian friends and what they did on your taxpayer dime to set up evangelical Christianity in third world countries like this because the human rights violation and in my opinion something that should have been completely investigated by Congress just completely slipped under the radar. So Representative Andy Ogles can go himself. Moving along, we have Representative Mike Collins launched the nuke. Okay. And this is what a lot of these, this is what a lot of these MAGA low T resort to launching nukes and things like this. It's just their caveman default setting. And then of course would be remiss if we didn't loop in pardon demon queen George Santos. And he lashes out at the Republican candidate Sliwa for the loss. And he says, you at Curtis Le I hate you, your dumb wife, that stupid beret of yours and all your cats. So it seems like George Santos is doing really well. And then here we have Matt Walsh and disclose TV tweets just in. At least 10 people injured, four critically as man drives car into a crowd shouting Alu Akbar on the French island of Oleron. Driver is in custody and known to the police. And Matt Walsh says a look into New York's future. And what I say have to say to you, Matt Walsh, is you should visit the great state of Oklahoma where the governor sitting, Governor Kevin Stitt said that you could drive into a crowd of protesters and not be held liable criminally. And that's because he is a big believer and pusher of the Christian Taliban regime AKA the Oklahoma MAGA super majority. So you guys love to otherize other people, but in the Deep south are exactly like these people that you fear. And I think that you would even take it further because that's how depraved every single one of you are. And then we have of course the governor of Texas, who Texans call hot wheels, Governor Greg Abbott. And they say, and he says, after the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from New York City. This completely feeds into our argument that the stupid the d dementia trickle down. We have a trickle down dumbfuck problem from Kanks through all of the commentators and tweeters that we are showing you here. And of course we have to talk about little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. We have a video from little Moses Mike.
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Politician (Mike Johnson)
I don't think the loss last night was any reflection about Republicans at all. I think people are frustrated and angry as we are. I am. The President is. And we express that different ways. But look, we look forward. We're looking forward to a great election running on our record. And we're going to get all of our incumbents reelected and we're going to add to the number here. So that's the answer.
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Political Commentator 1
Okay, again, I just. This makes the case. I think it was a couple months ago, Pumps. I said if we were to make a list of the most worthless Americans, little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson would be at the top of the list. What he just said there is stupid.
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Political Commentator 4
Yeah.
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Political Commentator 1
I feel dumber for having heard it. He's wasting everybody's time with his chronic grandstanding with his blush cheeks. I think that he would behoove himself a little more if maybe he dove back into his pet projects of monitoring everybody's porn because he is so worthless behind a podium with his, to quote Hakeem, pedophilia protection project. This is just a travesty. And of course, this is an absolute reflection on Republican policies that always do this. Y' all aren't unique, maga. You're unique in the fact that you want to tear up the Constitution, but your economic failures are not unique. Republican policies always, we always end up here. I think they are unique. At the speed the rate of which they've wrecked the economy is really breathtaking.
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Political Commentator 4
I do think their racism, their out and out racism. They're just saying it out loud. Where before they were trying to be nuanced about it and hide. I think now they're just full blown. I hate Americans that don't agree with me. I hate black people, I hate brown people. I hate liberal women. They're just their hate. They used to be able to hide it better. Now it's just on full display.
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Political Commentator 1
And you know what I think is behind that hate pumps? Fear. Like they're really. These are really low t fear. They're really scary. Like they're super scared of stuff. Like they're scared of going to a city. They're scared of books. They're scared of Stephen Colbert, you know, the evil nemesis that's going to annihilate Bad Bunny Black mermaids, you know, and the list goes on and on.
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Political Commentator 4
The.
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Political Commentator 1
I've never seen a more fear based group of people than these MAGA men. Which we need to talk about the fact that we have a senior citizen president and I do not have any aunt animosity towards boomers. My parents are boomers. And boomers have, have fought good civil rights fights for this country fought in wars and there are a lot of great boomers out there that I marched with during the no Kings march. Yes, but we have some bad boomers. And one of the bad boomers that just really seems to be disoriented and confused at all times has just posted outside of the iconic, world renowned, world famous Oval Office the words the Oval Office. So here we have it. And I want to point out a couple of things here. The gold applique above the door. These types of treatments are typically only done indoors, not outdoors. And secondly, we can ask the second graders about the Oval Office and they could probably look at a architectural blueprint of the Oval Office and say, well, I think that's it right there. The one with the curved walls. And so the elder abuse that continues within the MAGA movement and the pedophilia protection that continues with the hypocritical MAGA Christians is breathtaking. But I would be completely remiss in this entire episode of MAGA Tears and this journey that we're on if we didn't do a little visit with our good old sis Lady Graham. Play the clip.
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Lindsey Graham
I want to make it really clear. I'm in the Hitler sucks wing of the Republican Party. What is this Hitler shit? I don't know.
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Political Commentator 1
Anyway.
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Lindsey Graham
Here'S what I do know. You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It's a free country. Right? But if you ever run for office as a Republican and you embrace this weird shit, we're gonna beat your brains out. He recognized Jerusalem as capital of Israel. Why? Because if you got a problem with that, take it up with God. He's the guy that did it, not Trump.
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Political Commentator 1
Well, it means I just want to.
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Lindsey Graham
Say I feel good about the Republican Party. I feel good about where we're going as a nation. We're killing all the right people. We're cutting your taxes.
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Political Commentator 1
Wow. Okay. The branding of that is I'm in the Hitler sucks portion of the Republican Party admission that their big tent includes Nazis is way to go, Lindsay. Thank you for pointing that out. We've been saying that forever. And we're killing all of the right people and cutting your taxes. You guys, true words have never been spoken from a Republican. And I didn't think myself that it. Good old sis Lady Graham would be the one to just, in an unadulterated way, just say it directly. But that's a promise delivered to white MAGA Republicans. That's exactly what they want. Kill the brown skinned people and cut my taxes and I don't give a shit about the rest. And you know Lindsey Graham, Lady Graham is a big Israel thumper, big fan of BB Netanyahu. And they have a problem, a civil war emerging in the Maga movement because they have not handled anti Semitism. And I want to be crystal clear, my critiques of Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israeli government have nothing to do with my opposition, with every fiber in my body of anti Semitism. And I link anti Semitism, homophobia, sexism, misogyny, transphobia, racism, all of those human rights are linked, in my opinion. And I don't cherry pick which one I'm going to defend more than another. And the Republican Party does do that and therefore they are not credible messengers. And that some people in the Democratic establishment do that, and therefore they are not credible messengers. But this has been just a little stroll down what's going on in the Magaverse from nukes to writing the Oval Office outside of a room shaped like an oval for our elderly, frail president. All right. Please buy our book. It's called Life is a Lady Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. It's a great way to support pumps and me. Please subscribe to this channel like this episode and give us a comment to feed the algorithm. And we will be back later with more news.