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- [00:00]
Host 1
Foreign. Let's watch this video of the President of the United States, a convicted felon in the Oval Office, struggling to pronounce Tesla.
- [00:15]
Host 2
He's got. Despite the way he's been treated. So he's an American patriot, but the way he's been treated with Tesla is just terrible. It's just terrible. In fact, you have a Tesla and you love it. He was saying before he bought a Tesla, a lot of people are buying Teslas, I think, and I hope they are. He should not be treated that way. He's done an incredible service.
- [00:37]
Host 1
Okay. I just. I cannot believe the titty baby display that these men are so weak and so insecure that they cannot stand criticism or being, quote, treated unfairly. I have a great idea. Don't run for president. Don't buy into the presidency, because when you do that, you're on the big side stage. You got to put on your big boy panties. And apparently these men don't have any panties. I don't even think they have any balls.
- [01:08]
Host 3
They definitely don't have any balls. And Elon Musk is so vile on his Twitter platform, or X or whatever you want to call it, to his daughter, his own child, he is so ugly. But people can't protest Tesla. And do we think Trump knows it's Tesla and he just says Tesla because he's demented, or is he just a dipshit? All of the above.
- [01:31]
Host 1
All of the above. I mean, he's. This is a. This is what happens. We elected a convicted felon. The propaganda which all of these people live in is insane. The white men acting like they're victims right now is the most pathetic, weak display of masculinity and or manhood I have ever seen in my life. We get on this platform every day and get ripped. I don't care about it. I don't feel like a victim. You don't care about it? You don't feel like a victim? Can you imagine if we started this episode? Welcome to IHIP News. Y'all are being really unfair to us. It's really unfair. We're great American patriots. Grow the up.
- [02:19]
Host 3
Why did they seek the spotlight if they can't take any criticism? I mean, they are the biggest. Dish it out but can't take it that I've ever seen.
- [02:26]
Host 1
I think they seek the spotlight because there's this void in them that will never be filled up, ever. And you brought up Elon Musk's daughter, and it's such an insult to people who have lost a child prematurely. I agree. And you know, I know somebody recently who lost their child. Two people. And for Elon Musk to act like his child is dead and have no relationship with her is truly evil. Yet he sits around in the fetal position in Wisconsin with a cheese piece of cheese on his head, acting like a game show host, handing out millions of dollars, crying and just so upset because Tim Walls is being mean to him. It's so pathetic. All right, next up. And I just. I still can't believe this is our country and this is the way the President behaves, but we have Kid Rock cosplaying in the White House wearing an evil Knievel costume next to Trump. Doing what? Bitching because people aren't fair about ticket prices. Listen to these titty babies. Watch this.
- [03:37]
Guest
I know you put. I want to make sure Lena Haba, Alina Haba, gets her credit, too, because I know she worked very hard on this. But thank you for making this happen so quick. Anyone who's bought a concert ticket in the last decade, maybe 20 years, no matter what your politics are, knows it is a conundrum. You buy a ticket for 100 bucks. By the time you check out, it's 170. You don't know what you can charge for.
- [03:55]
Host 1
But more importantly, okay, I've seen enough. I've heard enough. Okay? First and foremost, his outfit is awful.
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Host 3
It's horrible.
- [04:02]
Host 1
It's right in line with the state fair, flea market, riff raff, knickknack, white trash, game show host, let's Make a Deal bullshit that the Oval Office has turned into. And I just want to state the easel with the Gulf of America map behind him is so stupid. So stupid. This is the most intellectually inept office we have ever seen, ever. I can't believe that this is the United States of America. This is so insane. And do you think the polling shows around 40% of the population supports Trump? Do you think that's possible?
- [04:45]
Host 3
I do not think it's possible. I do not know how anyone could look at that and say, that's our guy. But a couple things on this, Trump's not worried about the fact that Congress has taken away bank fees, so they were capped under Biden at $5. Now they're. They've lifted that cap. And I just want to say for the permanent record, nobody's fucking buying Kid Rock tickets. He's like, this is not 1980, so we don't need to hear from him now. Taylor Swift, she can make a claim regarding this Kid Rock. Nobody wants to go to your concerts. Anyway, dude, well, I think it's like.
- [05:20]
Host 1
All of these men have all of these grievances and in like, you know, there probably is concert tickets or a racket. Donald Trump doesn't care about anything unless somebody shows up to him, kisses his ass, tells him he's cool, great tan, great hair, great golfer, great body, which we know all of those things are false and, or manufactured and then he cares about it. This is the biggest hoodwink I have ever seen. And I am shocked that people still sit around on the Internet and defend him, defend bank fees. Like people that are working class people are like, yes, bankers need to make more money, right? These big banks need to make more money. It's mind boggling.
- [06:08]
Host 3
I think that a lot of these people, what I have just determined in my own mind, white men are so pathetic. A certain group of them, they feel like because women are dating them less because they're assholes, that it's everybody else's fault and they are so insecure and their self esteem is so low they want to take it out on everybody else because they can't look inward and say there's some deficiencies I need to make up.
- [06:37]
Host 1
That's one theory. Another theory that I have is a lot of them are closet gay, closet bi because they have to sit around and talk about how straight and how masculine they are and the people whom they choose to pick on is a real tell in my opinion. All right, next up we have Trump in the same series of face plant dumbfounded that by a compliment somebody said.
- [07:04]
Host 2
That about me the other day. He said, who doesn't know me very well? They said, you're such a kind person. And I said, say that again. They said, you're a kind person. I said, I've never heard that before. It was a weird statement. I was kind. I've heard of words, I don't know, I better not tell you. You know, I've heard of, I've been told a lot of things, but it's sort of a different kind of a word. It's an old fashioned word, isn't it?
- [07:27]
Host 3
How Sad that a 78 year old billionaire who's been president of the United States wants to talk about somebody told him he was kind. I mean that's how low of a character person he is.
- [07:38]
Host 1
But I think what's more interesting about this is just how mystified he is by it. He's just like, yeah, it's the weirdest thing. Somebody called me kind. I mean, I've never been called that before and I'm like, okay. From time to time, even evil, maniacal, diabolical like him have moments of clarity. Right. Even from time to time, a little bit of the truth slips out. Okay, next up, you guys, in this white trash flea market, riff raff, knickknack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone. Elon Musk has got more baby mama drama.
- [08:17]
Host 3
This is unbelievable.
- [08:18]
Host 1
And in it, Laura Loomers jumped in. And this is Ashley Sinclair. Play the first. Yeah, I'm selling it because I need to make up for the 60% cut that Elon made to our son's child. Why do you think that he did that? That's a great question.
- [08:38]
Host 3
He was sort of like addictive against.
- [08:40]
Host 1
You in some way. Yeah, that's his manus operandi when women speak out. When was the last time that you, you spoke to him? What type of speaker? February 13th. But he's just not, not responding to. So this is the baby mama and one of the baby mamas and she's selling her Tesla. And Elon has completely ignored her, ignored the needs of her baby until she brought Tesla into it. And then he responds on X that he questions if the baby is even his. And then in a bizarre turn of events, Laura Loomer, who came out swinging at Elon Musk a couple of months ago, calling him a welfare queen and suck up to Trump and all of this stuff, is now defending Elon and saying that this woman is a gold digger, which, I mean, obviously no one.
- [09:39]
Host 3
Would have sex with him without thinking they were going to get money. I mean, that's full stop.
- [09:43]
Host 1
And so put up this tweet. So Laura Limmer chimes in. Gold digger and professional gaslighter at St. Clair. Ashley was caught on camera outside of her ritzy Manhattan condo, paid for by her sugar daddy, Elon Musk, selling her $100,000 Tesla she said was gifted to her by Elon Musk during their romantic relationship. Elon Musk responds, I don't know if the child is mine or not, but I'm not against finding out. No court order is need. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley 2.5 million and I'm sending her 500,000 a year. Okay? All of this is being played out on X. Elon Musk has unprecedented power in the United States of America right now. Donald Trump has given him free reign to fire people, to parade around the country with chainsaws. And then now he has all this baby mama drama and all of these family values Christians like Moses, Mike Johnson, I wonder how he feels about all of this nonsense being played out on Twitter.
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Host 3
I thought the same thing. What are the pro family values saying? First of all, she's the fourth baby mama. My guess is that she and Elon were in some type of romantic relationship. Although we hear he can't physically perform because of a penile implant. But that might just be a rumor. But here's the thing you have to understand about people in this situation. Had he not responded, she would look like the net she's going on trying to make publicity. He has all the power and he responds and I see this and I think he's the President of the United States of America by def. By default because Donald Trump allows him to do whatever he wants. He's defending Tesla from the Oval Office.
- [11:41]
Host 1
He's doing don't give it Tesla. Say Tesla, don't, don't.
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Host 3
I kind of like Tesla.
- [11:46]
Host 1
No, but then I mean he, that this is how he starts injecting things into the popular culture and we all start normalizing all of the stuff he does. He says january six hostages over and over and then people like you and me accidentally slip it in. It's Tesla. Donald Trump is a that can't pronounce it and we need to stick with that.
- [12:06]
Host 3
True. Back to what I was saying. It's really shows that he is not capable of having any type of authority or power because he abuses. I mean this is abusive. To sit on Twitter and bash the baby mama. That is unprecedented in the power disparity and it tells you everything you need to know. He is completely bananas, off his rocker. I hope that it's just a drug addled ketamine trip, but I think he might kind of be a sociopath.
- [12:39]
Host 1
I don't think there's any question that he's a sociopath considering the chainsaw video evidence that we saw of him talking about how he's, you know, firing all of these people and what joy he derives from that. What joy he derives from seeing people lose their money, lose their Social Security. I mean this is completely diabolical. But the Moses, Mike's and the family values Republicans, I think that there's so much dissonance in these two things. Number one, the worship of capitalism and number two, the worship of Jesus are diametrically opposed to one another. And so at the end of the day, a lot of these Republicans, Jesus following Republicans, their default setting is to honor capitalism over their quote, lord and savior. And you see that time and time again, starting with the Reagan era all the way currently and if there were anybody that was going to save us right now you would think it would be the Jesus followers to say hey, capitalism has gone off the off the rails. The wealth disparity is obscene. This, I personally have this faith. I think this is morally wrong. But they don't, they worship capitalism. I believe more than they do their religion and that's a fundamental problem in the United States. This crazy Christian problem is a cancer. Elon Musk knows that he can manipulate those people the best because those people lack the critical thinking skills to reconcile style, that dissonance between those, that disparity of those two belief systems. But anyway, all right guys, this is just the show that Is like day 72 or day 73 in the United States of America and to our listeners abroad send rescue right hell, please come get us. Subscribe to our show. We're trying to get to 1 million and we'll see you all later today.