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All right.
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I've grown really tired of seeing videos of the President of the United States with dementia, face planning, rambling, pathologically lying. But he is the President of the United States, and it's important to keep some of the lies that he's telling in the news cycle and define them as lies and not sane, wash them, as corporate media does. Here he is in the Oval Office, and he's just mystified, absolutely mystified that Iran is striking back. Play the clip. Thank you.
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You were talking about Iran a couple of times today, and what they did after epic fury began. He said they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia, uae, Bahrain, Kuwait. Nobody expected that. We were shocked. Are you surprised that nobody briefed you ahead of time, that that might be their retaliation?
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Nobody? Nobody. No, no, no, no. The greatest experts, nobody thought they were going to hit.
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They were.
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I wouldn't say friendly countries. They were, like, neutral.
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They were all right. I don't know anything about military strategy. I mean, nothing. But if somebody said, hey, Jennifer, here's the map, here's Iran, here's all these American military bases and embassies around. Here's the United States on the other side, the United States and Israel attack Iran, who do you think they attack back? It would be very obvious for me to deduce that they would hit the US Interests in the surrounding countries and hit Israel. This is stupidity on top of stupidity. He had a guy who would have briefed him on all of these things regarding Iran, but that guy got loomered and that guy got fired because he. This man sits around like a Chatty Cathy on the phone talking to nuts all the time.
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Well, and the past is prologue. When there have been conflicts in the Middle east, that's. They go after US Properties in the Middle East. I'm like you. I don't know anything, but I know that. And it just shows that the incompetence built into a Secretary of defense that has such a complete dipshit that this is what happens further. You hear reports that he was told and he ignored it. The bottom line is Trump doesn't give a shit. The only conclusion I can draw from all of this is he went in, he wanted to do it, he thought it made him cool and big, and Israel really wanted him to do it. So he was all in. And consequences are not something that he takes into account when he makes decisions.
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Okay? And here he is, I mean, stage five dementia, calling the governor of California, the President of the United States. And I just want to remind everybody, the meltdown, the Wall to wall coverage, which if you're President of the United States, if you're Joe Biden, you signed up for the big boy seat and you're going to get big boy coverage. It's fascinating to me how much of collaborators of fascism mainstream corporate media has been. Here he is on one of his just rambling sundowner hour visits that he does with the press with utter impunity. Play the clip.
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The President of the United States, Gavin Newscomb, admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia, everything about him is dumb.
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Okay, so he called, he refers to him President of the United States, which we all know he's the Governor of California. He calls him Gavin Newscomb, which sadly, at this stage in the fascist takeover, Americans are not bothered by this. This has just become the norm. And then he is just like a fourth grader. Everything about him is dumb. It's just, it's such a stupid person that says unthoughtful things, that is sitting there like a little toddler with his crayons and his trophies and his decorating projects and his art projects. And there are real life consequences. The overall dehumanization that has happened under this regime is what bothers me the most. Whether it be immigrants in the United States that have been wholly dehumanized, whether it be the black population which long before the Trump regime has been dehumanized with bipartisan efforts and with sane washing from the media and bias reporting from the media. And now as we go to war, the dehumanization of these girls that were killed in Iran. We have Palestinian family that was shot over the weekend at point blank range in the head by IDF soldiers. A five year old, a seven year old and a mother and father barely gets any coverage. And so this overall just nihilism and dehumanization is one of the more troubling aspects of this fascist takeover for me personally.
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No, I agree with that and I just think it's so calling people with dyslexia dumb, I mean, this is not the first time that he has picked on people with disabilities. Having dyslexia does not make you dumb. It's just so insulting. And I think about the parents of kids with dyslexia or people with dyslexia and how that probably really hurt them. And to be said by the President of the United States, he says a lot of things that are absolutely despicable, but he, he just simply does not care who he throws under the bus and picks on as long as he feels like he's Strong.
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Okay. And then this is pretty stunning. So apparently Trump's phone number, his cell phone number is one of the most shared pieces of information in Washington, D.C. and he's kind of a little bit of a Chatty Cathy. He loves to take phone calls, put speaker. He's in bed all night, eating in bed, talking on the phone. In the mornings, he's talking on the phone. And any journalist on the planet can get his number. So I believe the Daily Beast here is reporting the following. Trump doesn't need much of an excuse to drop everything and talk on the phone. Trump, 79 years old, derails important meetings to take reporters calls about his war plan. A reporter from Semaphore said he sought out to get the President's private cell phone number and he had it within five minutes. So in a world like 18 months ago, this type of thing would be top of the news story. How compromised national security is that somebody has access to the President of the United States in this manner. And the ability for somebody to call this man and pretend there's somebody else is astronomically high. Also, this is all over Twitt over the news feed. So our adversaries can easily call this guy and just flatter him, tell him he has big muscles, tell him he's a great designer, tell him everybody thinks he's hot, country's hotter than it's ever been, and that person, whoever that anonymous person is or impersonator on the other line could dog walk him to do a variety of things. And so this is pretty interesting right here. Trump claims, and I'm about to play this clip for you guys, that he's been chatting with a former president frequently who completely supports this quagmire, this illegal shit show that he's gotten us into in Iran. Play the clip.
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But they never had the chance. I never gave them the chance to use it. And other presidents should have done. I spoke to one of the former presidents who I actually like, actually speak to some, I do like some people be shocking. And he said, I wish I did what you did, could have done it. Other presidents, somebody should have done it. 47 years this went on. They call Iran the bully of the Middle East.
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Okay, so some journalists fact checked this because it's a pretty extraordinary claim that he is chatty cathing with a former president. And the President said, I wish I would have bombed Iran. You know, like, like we even believe, even I think George W. Bush, who lied to get us into a rock, who was dog walked by Dick Cheney and all the neocons that was an absolute quagmire. War crime on top of war crime on top of war crime. I don't even think he would be envious of this. Pop up the fact check. Daniel Dale says AIDS to all four other living U.S. presidents. Tell CNN's Sam Waldenberg and Jeff Zelney that they haven't spoken to Trump about Iran. Trump claimed today that a former president endorsed the war by telling him, I wish I did what you did. And clearly now this is verifiably false. So we could deduce from this that some moron that can do a Bill Clinton voice dog walked him into this or that he just made it up because he's a pathological liar. And I tend to lead with the latter. I think he makes up stuff all the time. Everybody thinks we're the hottest country. Everybody thinks this about me, me. And this is a feature of his pathological line that if he brings in others into his lie, that it validates the veracity of the claim. And there was a world again 18 months ago where all of these things were completely disqualifying. And I get to this stage in this where I see the stuff that he's doing and I see the stuff that he's saying. I know that little Moses might Grinder Johnson is not going to do a thing. I know that the Senate Majority Leader is not going to do a thing about this. I know that in general Republicans in Congress are not going to do a thing about this. I do see MAGA influencers that are jumping off the Trump train as a means of survival. Their shape shifting political ideology is more Darwinian than it is rooted in principle. And so this dementia duck here is doing all of these things. And MAGA is always going to be maga. Marjorie Taylor Greene has already started. Branding was never about the man, it was always about the movement. And so they're already shifting to a party, a fascist populist style party that's beyond him. So my thing goes, okay, I know what these people are going to do. What are the Democrats doing? Like all of these videos that I've just played for you, that's just 10 minutes in the Oval, 10 minutes. And this guy is the one that's in charge of this war, the buck ultimately stops with him. And when I do not see a united opposition party to this and instead I see a lot of these conversations that we cannot critique Israel, which is total bullshit, cult like stuff. Israel deserves massive criticism. They are not above that. And that has nothing to do, nothing to do with American Jewish people or Jewish people worldwide or those in Israel that oppose the Benjamin Netanyahu government. It has nothing to do with that. But there's so many dangerous forces that want to conflate those two. And the Democratic Party not having moral clarity on this is actually dog walking people that have major issues with Israel's role in the United States government. They're walking them away from a progressive Democratic Party and over to the Tucker Carlson's and the Marjorie Taylor Greens. The Democrats are getting outflanked by grifters on the right and it is devastating to watch.
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I was reading that there is some whispers in Congress that if the Democrats do take the House, that they are not guaranteeing that they would vote for Hakeem Jeffries because, quote, unquote, he's not meeting the moment. Do I think that's going to happen? Probably not. But at least there are whispers. And just one thing on Trump and his lying about the president. We know he lies. They had a lie tracker in the first term and they had to stop. We know that's all he does. And people voted for him because they don't care. What worries me about this? He is not tethered to reality. He has someone that sits in, prints articles about how great he is. They tell him he's at 95% approval rating. They tell him all this. Nobody will speak the truth to him. And he is so delusional. And we are at war and our country is on the brink of economic collapse, recession, all the things. And he does not live in reality.
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I think Cuba, I don't know in its own way, you know, tourism and everything else. It's a beautiful island, great weather, they're not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change. You know, they won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week. But I think Cuba sees the end. You know, all my life I've been hearing about the United States and Cuba. When will the United States do it? I do believe I'll be the honor of having the honor of, of taking Cuba. That'd be a good honor. That's a big honor.
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Taking Cuba.
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Taking Cuba in some form. Yeah, taking Cuba. I mean whether I free it, take it. I think I could do anything I want with it. You want to know the truth?
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Okay. All right. So as you can see, this is the talk of a dictator. And I believe that the United States Gemini is at a screeching halt. I do not know that there is a way out of the damage that this man has done because it has exposed an inherent flaw in the electoral system of the United States. This two party system is so dangerous because in the electoral college is so dangerous because if these people that vote for Trump, they're never ever, ever going to vote for Democrats, and they get more and more radical. The more and more the party goes to the right, the more radicalized this base gets. And I think being allies with us is so dangerous. And we're already seeing Trump begging, begging for help with the Strait of Hormuz, which he was advised by the Pentagon not to attack Iran because the Strait would be shut down because Iran owns it. He doesn't listen to it because he thinks he knows better and he's surrounded by morons. And in all of the good generals, remember when he first came in, they were all fired, right? They were all fired. And so this idea that all of these Americans that are so embedded into this capitalism, this patriotism, this Christianity, we have such a great economy, they are going to be the ones who actually ruined the hegemony of the United States. And it is, for all intents and purposes, we are just watching the curtains close and close and close and close. And outside of the Democratic Party coming back with a massive populist message that dismantles corporate interests, that reforms the Supreme Court, that really holds to account these Republican administrations, instead of just coming into power and going, you know, we're going to look forward. We're not going to look at these war crimes. We're not going to look at these CIA black sides. We're not going to do anything with these bankers that ripped everybody off. We're going to let everybody off the hook, and we're going to look forward. It incubates where we are now. And so the Democrats inability to fight and stand up for democracy is every bit of a problem as the blank check, both morally and financially, that this man has been given by corporations, by the electorate, and by the media. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more news. With VRBoCare.
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Episode Title: Trump Blunders Presser in WH, Calls Gavin President & Admits He Knows Nothing About War?
Date: March 17, 2026
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie "Pumps" Sullivan
Theme:
A reaction-packed, satirical critique of President Trump’s recent press conference, focusing on apparent blunders regarding military strategy, bizarre public statements (including misnaming Gavin Newsom as “President”), escalating global conflicts, and the broader dangers of dysfunctional leadership, media complicity, dehumanization, and American democracy’s decline.
Jennifer and Angie use sharp wit and righteous indignation to dissect Trump’s latest public blunders, particularly around his handling of escalating Middle East tensions and his public statements revealing both a lack of awareness and concern for consequences. The episode is both comedic and urgent, underscoring the seriousness of misgovernment, media failure, and the normalization of alarming political behaviors.
Iran Conflict “Shock”
Ignoring Briefings and Reckless Behavior
Bizarre Gavin Newsom Gaffe
Dehumanization of Vulnerable Groups
President’s Cell Number Leaked
Questionable Foreign Policy “Advice”
Military Ignorance:
Angie (B), [01:13]:
“This is stupidity on top of stupidity. …This man sits around like a Chatty Cathy on the phone talking to nuts all the time.”
Historical Pattern:
Jennifer (A), [01:54]:
“When there have been conflicts in the Middle east, they go after US Properties in the Middle East. I’m like you. I don’t know anything, but I know that.”
Gaffe Highlight:
Trump (D), [03:22]:
“The President of the United States, Gavin Newscomb, admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia, everything about him is dumb.”
Dehumanization:
Angie (B), [04:40]:
“This overall just nihilism and dehumanization is one of the more troubling aspects of this fascist takeover for me personally.”
Lies and Fantasies:
Angie (B), [08:20]:
“So we could deduce from this that some moron that can do a Bill Clinton voice dog walked him into this or that he just made it up because he's a pathological liar.”
Democratic Failure:
Angie (B), [16:48]:
“The Democrats’ inability to fight and stand up for democracy is every bit of a problem as the blank check … that this man has been given by corporations, by the electorate, and by the media.”
| Timestamp | Segment | |---------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:38–01:01 | Trump’s confusion about Iran, failure to anticipate retaliation | | 03:22–03:34 | Trump calls Gavin Newsom “President”; insults his disabilities | | 05:54–07:12 | Trump’s personal number leaked, national security risk explained | | 07:51–08:20 | Trump claims another president endorsed his war actions | | 16:07–16:38 | Trump discusses “taking Cuba” as an “honor” | | 16:48–19:04 | Hosts analyze the decline of U.S. democracy and Democratic Party’s weaknesses |
This episode of IHIP News is a sharp, entertaining, and chilling breakdown of President Trump’s latest White House blunders. Jennifer and Angie provide trenchant commentary on the normalization of incompetence and cruelty in American politics, the media’s complicity, the failures of the opposition, and the broader, ominous decline of U.S. democracy. Through memorable clips and biting analysis, they highlight why these “funny” moments are, in truth, anything but.