Donald Trump (3:03)

Kristi.

Kristi Noem (3:04)

Well, Mr. President, first of all, thank you for the opportunity to work for you and you committed when you ran for President to make America safe again. And today the average family and individual that lives in this country is safer than they've been in years because of what you've done.

Political Commentator (3:19)

These are lies. Christy. The reason you're so happy to have this job is because you are the freaking governor of South Dakota. Who gives a flying fuck? And then you're running around on your private jets and your glam team and you now are getting like all these new fleet of cars and you're trying to get a new jet. People are not safer. American citizens are being held in concentration camps. Other immigrants from other countries are being held without due process. We get reports every day that people are dying in ICE custody. Nobody feels safer. Christie. Everybody thinks that you suck. And you're much better at cosplaying Barbie and nurse and semen and ICE agent than you are at doing your job, which you are horrible at. And then of course, no cabinet meeting would be complete without Pam Bondi, which. Where are the Epstein files? You didn't give them to the oversight committee. You have not released, per ACE congressional subpoena, the documents that you've wanted to release. All you run around and do is kiss Trump's ass. And then you say this in a cabinet meeting. A big win.

Pam Bondi (4:30)

El Mayo pled guilty. And he was the co founder of Caloa cartel with El Chapo. And there's even a narcos Netflix series about these guys. Well, now we know.

Political Commentator (4:43)

Are you kidding me, Pam? You can't release the Epstein files, but you can give us all tips about what to watch on Netflix. This is not a reality TV show. You are running the country. You, Pam, need to release the files. You, Pam, need to stop the weaponization of the Justice Department. But this is embarrassing. Why are they not embarrassed? Okay, then here is just an absolute great one from the Secretary of Labor.

Secretary of Labor (5:15)

Haven't stopped by the Department of Labor. Mr. President, I invite you to see your big beautiful face on a banner in front of the Department of Labor. Because you are really the transformational president of the American worker, along with the American flag and President Roosevelt. Because we're bringing business and labor together. And I was so honored to unveil that yesterday. And everybody is taking note of that.

Political Commentator (5:39)

Yes, we're all taking note that we're living in North Korea, that we're living in a fascist administration where everyone has to kiss his ass, where he has to see a picture of his face. Is this the same president that's firing people at the Federal Reserve because he, he's running the economy into the ground because of the tariffs and he wants it to be somebody else's fault. So he's illegally firing people. The governor at the Board of Labor. Is this the same president that fired the person in charge of the jobs numbers because he didn't like him? And then Caroline, Caroline, KKK Levitt says, oh, well, we might not release those statistics. I mean, dude, stop the big beautiful face. And he sits there and he's preening like some kind of peacock or something. It's gross. The whole is gross. It's creepy and he likes it. And these people just have absolutely no, zero, like zero self awareness of how embarrassing they are, how humiliating it is for them. These are supposed to be cabinet positions, secretary positions in the United States of America, and they're having to humiliate themselves to lay their lips on the ass of a man that has cankles, that has big bruises on his hands, that makes no sense, that talks about all kinds of things that don't matter. I might remind you, in addition to the Epstein files, what's going on with Russia and Ukraine? He has done nothing. Israel is bombing Gaza, killing journalists, children. 500,000 people are dying because of the famine. What is he doing? Nothing. He's talking about how he's going to reduce the price of drugs 1500%. They're not paying you to get drugs, you stupid. Why is nobody around him any more competent? This is a serious job. President of the United States is a serious job. The people surrounding him should be experts, but they're not. Bobby Kennedy. I would play the clip, but I can't listen to his voice. Trump's voice is less annoying. He's saying, well, the Pete and Bobby Fitness challenge. You don't have to do it because you hit a 50 at Bedminster. What are you talking about? This man can't walk off an airplane. He can't walk with his feet in alignment. He is not well and you know it. We see the evidence, so don't sit there and kiss his ass and humiliate yourself. Although I have absolutely nothing more that I enjoy than Robert Kennedy Jr completely humiliating himself because he is basically responsible for children dying because of all his vaccine bullshit. But, okay, here we go. This one came out of left field even for me. Here we go.

Unknown Cabinet Member (8:34)

For all my SEC friends in the room, thank you for saving college football, by the way.

Political Commentator (8:39)

We're all very grateful.

Unknown Cabinet Member (8:41)

The country just feels different. It just feels different. There's.

Political Commentator (8:46)

It feels like a dictatorship. It feels like authoritarianism. Trump saved college football. Come again? What has Trump done for college football? I know he's talked about. He's posted on Truth Social. What has he done? Has he put. Put any limits on anything? No. What is she talking about? These are not serious people. These people are incompetent. They humiliate themselves in service of this man. And why isn't he cringed out? Why isn't he just absolutely humiliated and embarrassed with all this superficial flattery? Because he's so broken and so empty. He needs it to feel good about himself. But you could line up a thousand people to tell him how great he is all day, every day, and it wouldn't be enough. He'd still be whining about Cracker Barrel on Lie Social. He'd still be picking fights with Gavin Newsom and calling him news scum like a. Just like a child. He would still be going on and on about how fat J.B. pritzker is when he's bigger. Like, I don't understand these people. The fact that Donald Trump would talk about somebody else's physical appearance is jaw dropping. The fact that he. He's not surrounded by anyone that will tell him, you cannot reduce the price of drugs 1500%. They don't tell him. He repeats the same thing over and over again. And J.D. vance is in there. Oh, my gosh. The tariffs were collecting so much money. Blah, blah, blah. American taxpayers pay for the tariffs. Trillions and billions of dollars. Where is it? Why are we cutting Medicaid? Why are we taking SNAP benefits away? Why are we shutting down the Department of Education if trillions dollars are coming in? J.D. this is fascism. It's embarrassing. Anybody who watches that Cabinet meeting is not humiliated. On behalf of the United States of America needs serious help because it is gross. It is watching the demise of democracy and the rise of fascism all encapsulated in one spot. It's gross. Like this video. Subscribe to our channel, stick with us for more news and buy our book. Life is a lazy season of sandwiches.