LGBTQ+ Advocate (6:30)

Kylie, you were saying?

Midwestern Correspondent (6:31)

Well, I just wanted to say, as someone who actually lives in the Midwest, in the heartland of America, I have a lot of friends who are watching tonight. When they saw the intro and we were going to talk about Cracker Barrel, my phone blew up and they said, I am so angry. I hope you express that anger, actually. Yeah.

Progressive Political Analyst (6:49)

Okay. What a bunch of. I mean, seriously, you text your friend that's on CNN because Cracker Barrel made a new logo and you're having a stage 10 meltdown over that. Over that. You don't care about Alligator Alcatraz. You don't care about the United States military soldiers on their knees to greet Vladimir Putin. You don't give a about any of that. But you're whining like a pathetic little titty baby that lost their pacifier over the Cracker Barrel logo. Are you kidding me?

LGBTQ+ Advocate (7:25)

Well, here's what I was looking at because I just found this so hilarious that they were going so bananas about it. The CEO of Cracker Barrel is now a woman. So the Magus fear is. Well, that woke DEI higher. So white women, they're coming after you. They're coming after you. You don't have to just be gay. They're coming after you. And then they were mad that they're taking away the flu market, which told me the flea market in the front, when you walk into a Cracker Barrel, they actually like Donald Trump's flea market. I thought maybe it was kind of an embarrassment to people that the President of the United States had a flea market, was turning the Oval Office to. Into a gold flea market. They're livid because there's a female CEO and they. Cash Patel sued. Or not Cash Patel, Stephen Miller sued Cracker Barrel a few weeks ago as an advisor to the President, which I don't think he can do that, but that's here or there. Because they still have DEI policies. That's why they don't.

Progressive Political Analyst (8:25)

Here's the thing. Like that guy sitting on CNN and he's like, I actually live in the Midwest and everybody. Okay, we live in Oklahoma City. I know zero people that eat a Cracker Barrel. I think I've eaten at one like once or twice in a pinch off the highway. And so it's not like this is like everybody's big Friday night thing. I think, you know, if you are driving off the highway, you pull into a Cracker Barrel. This is not like the most iconic American restaurant fact that they're melting down over this shows you, number one, they're pussies. Number two, anything that they can use to wag the dog, right?

LGBTQ+ Advocate (9:01)

Anything.

Progressive Political Analyst (9:03)

And Democrats need to latch on to this to say, oh, are your feelings hurt? Your feelings? Just don't eat a Cracker Barrel and move on. It's just simple. I mean, it's completely simple. I don't eat at Chick Fil A. They're anti gay. You just don't eat there and you just move the on. I'm not having a meltdown online over it and losing my mind. These people are so crazy. Which brings me to we haven't done a little check in on Kitten Hills. And for those of you that don't know who Kitten Hills is, Kitten Hills is Governor Ron DeSantis. Florida and pumps. And I covered him quite a bit when he was going to be the new MAGA before Trump won the primary again. And you know, he thinks he's hot shit. And what's so hilarious about Kitten Hills and the reason we call him Kitten Hills is he shorts. So he wears, you know, platform shoes. Shoes and boots with lifts. So we call him Kitten heels because he tries to make himself a little bit taller. Well, he, I haven't heard that much about him lately and he wanted to remind everybody in the magasphere that he is a gold star prick. And so here's what he does. Ron DeSantis has ordered the rainbow crosswalk outside the former Pulse nightclub to be painted over. The crosswalk honored the 49 victims of the deadly shooting at the Pulse LGBTQ nightclub. And what I want to say to you all about this is this is something to be outraged over. The to be able to come out of the closet for so many Americans that are born to very religious, very Republican families face bullies and cowards like Ron DeSantis from their mega church pastors to their parents, to the politicians. Almost 50 people went out one night because we're supposed to be a free country. They went to a gay bar and they were shot and killed. And so this is a place to honor them. But is Maggot going to be upset about this? No, they're going to be upset about some 90 year old man being removed from the Cracker Barrel logo and they are going to lose their mind over it while at the same time they're going to support Support kinks who tried to give a blowjob to a microphone, while at the same time, we have stories breaking left and right that male DC Escorts have never been busier than they are right now with the MAGA moving into Washington, D.C. and these hypocrites do this, and Ron DeSantis had to just enter the frame to say, hey, I can be a prick, too. I get it. We all like to be mean. We all like to bully people. And I'm right here with you, and I just think that is an idiot, an absolute disgrace. And to everybody that has members of the LGBTQ+ in your life, and you go and vote for this regime, you are not an ally. And your duplicity, being friendly to the face. Oh, my God, I love you, honey. It's so good to see you. And then you go vote is the most deplorable thing on the planet. White women, all women, all men, do better. If you support somebody, support them. If you support human rights, support it. This is just. It's just so cruel. It's so cruel.

LGBTQ+ Advocate (12:25)

And here's the thing. They feast on the cruelty. They like the cruelty. Ron DeSantis likes the cruelty. The Fox News viewer likes the cruelty. We have to wrap our head around that. These people dehumanize other people to make themselves feel better and to be able to treat them like, whether it's an immigrant, a black person, a white woman that runs a company, a gay person, a member of the LGBTQIA+ community. They pick on people because they think they're better. And at the end of the day, they're going to be standing around, and the only people in their group are going to be white, rich men, Full stop. Everybody else, look out.

Progressive Political Analyst (13:02)

All right, speaking of pricks, here's smokey eyes sociopath, talking about health care in the United States.

Conservative Commentator (13:08)

But we want to help the people who have the legal right to be in the United States of America. So it's not about kicking people off of health care. It's about kicking. Kicking illegal aliens the hell out of this country so that we can preserve health care for the American families who need it.

Progressive Political Analyst (13:23)

Okay, what health care is he talking about preserving there? Such a thing does not exist. I have insurance that I pay 700, $800 a month for just for me individually. I had kidney stones. I go to the hospital to be treated. I had to pay $1,200 out of pocket, on top of of the monthly fee that I pay and on top of the $200 deductible. This is insane. What health care is he talking about preserving? And I'm a rich ish white woman, so I could afford to do this. What happens to the people that he grew up around that he wrote his book Hillbilly Elegy that get cancer and the government doesn't give a shit about it. He just wants to sit and demean poor people, which he came from. He was a poor white guy. J.D. vance was, whose grandmother thought he was gay, FYI. And then he goes out to Silicon Valley and gets completely radicalized by these evil demon queens, Peter Thiel and others. And now he's just the cruelest person on the planet. This should not be normalized. Talking about kicking people out of the country when they say that they don't give a if they're legal or illegal, they don't care. They just care that they're brown. And the weirdest thing about these people, you guys, the weirdest thing. JD Vance, failed drag queen wife is brown, yet he gets out on camera, just reports all of this like he has credibility and he has none. He is a smoky eye sociopath, failed drag queen cosplaying as a vice president of the United States. And we all need to stay focused, laser focused. Try to log on as much as you can like and subscribe because it's going to take every single one of us to make it to the midterms. We have an uphill battle, but we're all still here. We are all still in this country and it's worthy of fighting for and we're not going to let it fall on our watch. Please also support our show by buying our book, Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. The link is below in the show notes. Sam.