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This is a very disorienting time to be an American because we see that the president, his cabinet, a lot of his friends, investors, are all in the middle of the Jeffrey Epstein child sex pedophile ring. In normal times, this would prompt mass investigations, probably impeachments of multiple people, criminal charges. We see this happening in other countries. People are resigning, they are facing consequences. But in the United States of America, the president, everyone surrounding him, all of the women that work for him, all of the people in Congress, the Supreme Court, everybody is like nothing to see here. So that's really jarring and disorienting that we are faced to accept the most horrific crimes imaginable, child rape, with all of these predators involved in it, that were fine with it, that participated in it, that looked the other way, that didn't report it, that didn't feel the abuse and the dehumanization of these girls. They were just transactions and then discarded like trash. And everything that we know as Americans, that's not the way we're supposed to treat children. And we're watching the country do this to all of these poor survivors. So at the epicenter of this is this man, the cult leader Donald Trump. And right now, he is their strong man, mind you. He wears a full face of makeup, listens to opera, loves decorating the Oval Office and all of this stuff, right? But this is their strong guy. On top of all of this, you guys, his brain is completely cooked. Cooked. I mean, this goose is cooked. Here he is. I believe this is an ABC interview from yesterday. Might be NBC. NBC. All right, Kylie, please play this first clip. Watch it in its entirety. It is not edited.
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You do thousands of arrests, you arrest thousands of rapists, you rep thousands of the worst people. You arrest the drug dealers. I mean, we had drug kingpins, we had murderers, thousands. No incident. We bring them back to their country. Two people. It's bad. I hate it. I hate even talking about it. Two people out of tens of thousands, okay? And you get bad publicity. Nobody talks about all of the murderers that were taken out of our country. They don't talk about.
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But it was Too American.
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They don't talk about. We have the smallest trucks as an example. We've been very tough on the waters, and soon, you know, pretty much overall. But if you look at. If you look at the waters where we knock out boats, each boat that we knock out, we save 25,000American lives. We're doing a job like nobody's ever seen before.
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Okay? Not only is this complete dementia where all of a sudden he's like, we're doing great with the waters. And the guy's like, what are you talking about, the waters? He sees the execution of two American citizens as bad public publicity. The facts are this. Over 90% of the people in ICE custody have zero criminal record. Those are the facts. They have escalated this to. Not only are black and brown people safe, but they've returned to something that is integral to maga, which is that even white men that are not loyal to Donald Trump are not safe. And this is really important, listener, if you're white, Christian, male, Republican, and something in you says, this is not right, something about this isn't right, this doesn't seem to be the way our government is supposed to operate in this lawlessness. They'll send a mob for you to hang your ass like they were going to Mike Pence. The people that are in this circle that think that they are the exception to the cruelty and the depravity and the lawlessness and the tyrannical desires of this regime. No one, not one person is safe in this country.
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No, they're not. And I just. I know I'm picking the fly shit out of the pepper here, but I just want to go over the few things he said. They're getting rid of rapists. Donald Trump is an adjudicated rapist right there at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The worst people. The worst people are in his cabinet because they're in the Epstein files. And they are either a pedophile or a pedophile Protector. Drug dealers. Dr. Ronnie Jackson was running Trump 1.0. He was running meds for days, Fentanyl patches, you know, Adderall, all of those things. So I can't hear from him about drug dealers and murderers. He's so mad at murderers. Your ICE agents are murdering people. Pete Hexaf is bombing people that are fishing in the Caribbean. So I can't hear that.
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It.
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I know that in a scale of 1 to 10, of all the crazy shit he does, but the hypocrisy and the inability to be accountable makes me want to scream.
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And I think the hypocrisy is the point, as we've spoken to scholars, him saying we're doing great in the waters and is these people that we're getting, which I think is kind of a dementia thing too. But also he's saying, look, we're, we're killing people indiscriminately. Yeah. The two ICE murders, executions of US citizens, that was some bad publicity. The flagrancy and the advertisement of this hypocrisy is the point. It is intentional. It is an intentional show of moral collapse. All right, and then we have, obviously you saw that clip where as pumps pointed out, breathtaking hypocrisy that leads to where even the reporter is like, what do you mean, Waters? Like, if Biden would have said something like that, everybody would have lost their mind. Wall to wall coverage for. But he goes on and on. He's talking about his cognitive test again, you guys, and I think he really struggles with the animal identification part of it. And I think that's the part that he failed. Play the clip.
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I feel great. I mean physically and mentally, I feel like I did 50 years ago. It's crazy. Now there'll be a time when I won't be able to give you that answer. But that time has income, you know, I do. I think it's very important. I've done more physicals. I take physicals just to give the report out. Yeah, I take cognitive physicals. So I do a cognitive mind test. Okay. And a lot of people wouldn't be able to do very well. Not easy. You know, you get to those last questions I've aced, I've done three of them. No other president has agreed to do them. I do them because I have no problem with it because I'm 100%.
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Okay. This, this cognitive test which we've shown you all before is draw two o' clock on the clock, pick the zebra, pick the camel. This, the fact that he goes on and on about this, and this is from Trump 1.0. Man, woman, camera, TV.
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Right.
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It is my belief that his incessant talking about this shows that he has in fact started scoring worse than on the cognitive test. And he's very obsessed with this mental decline because it's what killed his father. Right. And so the fact that he says he just is taking physicals for sports just to put the report out, all of this is a cover up. You can always tell what's going on with this guy by what he's talking about.
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Well, here's the thing. If he aced the first Cognitive test. He wouldn't have had to take two more like you just don't continue to take them. You're only asked to take them if you're in decline. And I agree with you. First of all, I just want to make a point. He goes to these doctors and he has them. Right. He wins all of his golf tournaments in his medical records. So if he actually thinks that I believe he's getting a physical and we, the American people, because he is the US President, are getting a transparent medical update, I will shit and fall back in it. That is not happening because this man has them put in his medical files and he wins all of his golf tournaments. So it's all horseshit.
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Or that he has like he's the healthiest physical that this physician has ever seen. Yes. Which is just objectively. All right, moving along here. He is just bald face lying in the same interview of counties.
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What is happening?
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I'm not doing anything. But the FBI went in because it's been under under, I guess, review for years. That took place in that nobody knows.
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What'S in the warrant.
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What are you going to find out? Look, why would anybody be upset that they went in and they, they got the ballots, I guess. Right again. They did this. That's been under review and under investigation for four years.
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Okay. This is just his desire to overturn the 2020 election. And you guys, it's coming like he is going to say they're going to cook the books and they're going to say, we have found mass voter fraud. He won 2020. Oh, my God, he's a third term president. We found massive voter fraud. And this is a way on multiple fronts with the coordination of ICE to suppress the vote coming into the midterms. And not only all of this, you guys, he wants to raid the treasury and to the tune of $10 billion. He's going to oversee a case himself where he's suing the IRS and he's going to give the verdict himself. This all new in America that a president can declare that he's going to sue a governmental agency like the Internal Revenue Service and then award himself $10 billion. Play the clip.
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Essentially the lawsuit's been won. I guess I want a lot of money.
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But more so Scott Besant's the head of the irs, Bonnie's the head of the Justice Department. They're going to defend the IRS against you.
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You're the Ross. Well, there's never been anything like it, in all fairness.
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So are you going to, are you.
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Going to tell debate don't forget, I sued as a private citizen. Because I sued between terms. I won't tell him to pay you. I won three times, but I didn't assume, unfortunately for this country, I didn't assume office the second day. But here's the story. I sued because they broke into Mar? A Lago. That was before I became president. Now it goes along and it turned out that the suit is a very strong suit.
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You're going to tell them to pay you, though. You're the boss.
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Well, what I would do, tell him to pay me. But I'll give 100% of the money to charity.
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Sure.
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That's why. Yeah, like he's going to give. The reason Mar? A Lago was raided, and it should have been raided a lot sooner, was because he stole state secrets. And then if you dig into the Jeffrey Epstein files, all of the people that are in communication with Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, mainly Russian people, Vladimir Putin or people in his administration or the Israeli government, would be very interested in all of these states secrets. Very interested. Jeffrey Epstein fancied himself a broker and he is in, in massive email discussions with Peter Thiel about the dismantling of democracy. If we had a real DOJ during the Biden administration, this would have been on lockdown. I mean, it's, it's unbelievable how many chances they gave him to turn over state secrets that he stole. It's further unbelievable that this political party that lectures all of us on patriotism, on Christ, Christianity, on moral values, on family, on fiscal conservatism, on, you know, being loyal to your country first, loving your country. If, if the roles were reversed here and Barack Obama had a bunch of classified information stored up in a Chicago apartment, you think? I think they'd probably like blow up the door to get into the apartment for sure and jackhammer walls. Like, I, I think the apartment building would be recognizable. So this is just this man who all he's done his whole life is still in cheat. And this is an extension of that. And what's so disorienting about all of this, again, is all of these people who have lectured us all of our lives about the goodness of the Amer American government, the goodness of law and order, the goodness of family, the goodness of patriotism. It was all a lie. It was all a lie.
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Yeah, they don't give a shit about any of that. First of all, in response to what he said, why the fuck is he talking about tariffs? Like, I don't even understand why that gets plopped in there.
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Because he has to, because he has to.
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It's sundowner hour. Okay, here's the thing. It was not a raid. It was a warrant signed by a judge executed. This case that he has is not good. Even if he is suing as a private citizen and all that, he would not win this case. But he knows that his flunkies are going to give him the money and he knows that the Republicans are not going to stand up for him. Because in keeping the government open with the budget the Republicans put in, we each get $500,000 because according to a law and order warrant, our text messages and personal information surrounding January 6th were accessed because you were in on it up to your eyeballs. So there is no one that is going to stop this man. And there is no one that is going to make him accountable. And he has never been held accountable his entire life. And certainly these Republicans are not going to do it.
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And this is what happens when the DOJ went after low level offenders at January 6th. Low level offenders, the poorest, most broken people. That their transportation and lodging to Washington, D.C. was organized and paid for by really wealthy people. One of which one of the organizers is the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Jenny Thomas. All of these senators get a hall pass for their involvement in this. And all of these dark, far right Republican Christian nationalist forces. The link between the Epstein situation and January 6th, you guys, is that rich people can get away with anything they want to in the United States of America. And it doesn't matter if it's a Democratic DOJ or a Republican doj. That's the deal. And all of these people that Trump pardoned, they did not deserve to be pardoned. But all of these people have been deeply indoctrinated into an online cult. Online, funded by very dark forces that throw conspiracy theories, lies, feed their racism, feed their worst impulses, incubate it. And then it didn't take much to rile them up to go to D.C. and these are the ones that were on the front lines. But there are all these dark forces. I remember Trump sitting in a tent with Ivanka. Yeah. And Jared, and the footage. And he's sitting there watching it, and then he ultimately ends up at the White House in the dining room off the Oval Office. And he tells people, you know, I just wish my supporters didn't look so trashy. He says that, and all of those people, and they deserve to be charged. Yeah, but, but this is like a, a drug cartel. And if you get the low level street dealers, that's great. But who is the nucleus behind the organization. And the DOJ failed to get the nucleus behind this organization because January 6th. Elites. And these pet. These pedophiles and Jeffrey Epstein, elites. All of that is interconnected, you guys. And that's what all of these emails are showing. And the same forces that are paying for and providing coverage. Steve Bannon, Epstein files. I'm sure that Peter Thiel threw in some money. We'll never know because Jack Smith was appointed two years late, but I'm sure Peter Thiel, Jeff Bezos. This is just my opinion. I'm sure they threw in money to help try to overthrow this thing and then they. Oh, let's provide cover. Let's ban him from all social media because these guys don't believe in anything. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more news. Too fast, Trevor. Too fast.
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Title: Trump Faceplants in New Bizarre Dementia-Ridden Interview, His Brain is Cooked
Podcast: IHIP News
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie "Pumps" Sullivan
Date: February 5, 2026
In this episode, progressive hosts Jennifer and Angie dissect a recent, erratic interview with Donald Trump, exploring themes of hypocrisy, lawlessness, cognitive decline, and the normalization of scandal in American politics. Through a comedic yet impassioned lens, they highlight how Trump's bizarre public behavior—and the lack of accountability for him and his cronies—reveals a deeper decay in U.S. democracy, especially when contrasted with global norms for confronting elite criminality.
[00:34]
“We are faced to accept the most horrific crimes imaginable, child rape… and everybody is like nothing to see here.”
(Jennifer, 01:13)
[02:34-03:29]
“We’ve been very tough on the waters... each boat that we knock out, we save 25,000 American lives.”
(Donald Trump, 03:07)
“Donald Trump is an adjudicated rapist right there at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue… The worst people are in his cabinet because they’re in the Epstein files.”
(Angie, 04:50)
Hosts' Analysis:
“If you’re white, Christian, male, Republican... They’ll send a mob for you to hang your ass like they were going to Mike Pence.”
(Jennifer, 04:24)
“Man, woman, camera, TV.”
(Jennifer, 07:51)
“If he actually thinks that I believe he’s getting a physical and we… are getting a transparent medical update, I will shit and fall back in it.”
(Angie, 08:15)
[09:15-11:27]
“He is just bald face lying in the same interview of counties.”
(Jennifer, 09:04)
“Essentially the lawsuit’s been won. I guess I want a lot of money.”
(Donald Trump, 10:43)
“It was not a raid. It was a warrant signed by a judge executed. This case that he has is not good… But he knows that his flunkies are going to give him the money and he knows that the Republicans are not going to stand up for him.”
(Angie, 13:41)
Host Insight:
“If the roles were reversed here and Barack Obama had a bunch of classified information stored up in a Chicago apartment... the apartment building would [not] be recognizable.”
(Jennifer, 12:05)
[13:39-16:52]
“Not only is this complete dementia… all of a sudden he’s like, we’re doing great with the waters.”
(Jennifer, 03:29)
“The hypocrisy and the inability to be accountable makes me want to scream.”
(Angie, 05:36)
“This is like a drug cartel. If you get the low level street dealers, that's great. But who is the nucleus behind the organization?”
(Jennifer, 15:16)
“He has never been held accountable his entire life. And certainly these Republicans are not going to do it.”
(Angie, 13:56)
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:34 | Epstein scandal & elite impunity | | 02:34 | Trump’s incoherent remarks in interview | | 03:29 | Host analysis: cognitive decline, hypocrisy | | 06:55 | Trump boasts about cognitive test “successes” | | 08:20 | Angie debunks notion of Trump’s medical transparency | | 09:15 | Trump’s IRS lawsuit claims dissected | | 10:43 | Trump on “winning” the IRS lawsuit, promising charity | | 13:39 | Angie exposes legal and political protection of Trump | | 14:42 | Connections between Epstein, January 6th, and dark money | | 16:00 | Critique of failure to prosecute the elites behind Jan. 6th |
The show maintains an informal, irreverently sharp tone throughout. Hosts routinely blend dark humor with righteous outrage, using salty language and sarcasm ("sundowner hour," "I will shit and fall back in it") to underscore the surreal, exasperating nature of the news cycle under Trump’s continued influence.
This episode showcases IHIP News’ unique ability to translate complex political dysfunction into sharp, memorable commentary. Jennifer and Angie not only highlight Trump’s unraveling but showcase the larger systemic rot that allows--and even rewards--such behavior at the highest levels. Their blend of fact, humor, and unfiltered honesty makes the episode both cathartic and clarifying for listeners navigating current U.S. politics.