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Donald Trump
Foreign.
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Political Commentator 1
Gets his feelings hurt. He has to have an immediate circle jerk cabinet meeting wherein he likes to humiliate everybody at the table. And I say that because I would be humiliated sitting at the table. The people at the table, I don't know if they're capable of feeling shame because as the old saying goes, you can't shame the shameless. They sit and he prays on a man that says shit like this. Play the clip.
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Donald Trump
I took my physical. I got all A's, everything. But they said to me, would you like to take a cognitive test? I said, is it hard?
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Political Commentator 1
Pause it. This is not normal. I took my physical and I got all eights. And I said, is it hard? In all of these grown adults that are supposed to be experts in their fields that have geeked out and dorked out their whole lives to do this policy, are sitting there laughing at this immature imbecile, moron, washed up old queen. It just drives me fucking crazy. I get him being a nut. I get it. Everybody knows crazy person, a narcissistic person. The amount of people that worship him and think he's cool, neat, or funny. That's the part where you lose me.
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Political Commentator 2
Well, and it's that awkward laughter, like everybody's sweating under their armpits because it is so awkward and uncomfortable. And they continue to sign up for it because they have decided power and proximity to power is more important than anything else, and they have sold their souls for it.
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Political Commentator 1
All right, continue with the clip.
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Donald Trump
I said, well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one? No president has ever agreed to take.
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Political Commentator 1
Right? Pause it. That's everything you need to know. No president has ever agreed to take one because none of them have ever shown consistent, constant and pervasive signs of absolute mental collapse, AKA dementia, like you have. All he does every single day is put on a master class on how to try to fool the people around you that you don't have dementia when everybody else on the planet sees that he does. That's why you're the only person that has taken the dementia test. That's why you won't shut the fuck up about it. Because we all know you did not ace it. You flunked it. We all know it because you will not shut the fuck up about it. If you would shut up and not tell people that you took one and that you aced an animal identification test and you got all A's. I mean, that in and of itself is dementia. Doctors don't give you A's. On a physical. It's just he's so stupid.
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Donald Trump
All right, continue into the mid questions. Meaning, you know, 10. Question number 10, 11, 12, 28, 30. They get harder and harder. And they said, would you like to do it? I said, well, no reason to do it. Nobody's ever done it. I'll do it, maybe, but there's really no reason. He said, sir, the problem is this is Walter Reed Hospital, and that's a military hospital. And that means that things are, you know, sort of open. It's not like, private, where you have. If you do poorly, we'll have to probably. You'll.
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Political Commentator 1
Okay, pause it. All right, this is what I'm saying, you guys. Okay? So every single one of us has an old relative or an acquaintance that's been on their deathbed. And loose lips start sinking ships, right? And this is what's happening with Kanks right now. He's starting to say, like, he told the people at Walter Reed, like, okay, I'll take it, but what if I fail? Like, well, this is a military hospital. Like, it's probably, you know, the public, the president's health record. So he's already colluding with the doctors there to try to hide the results that he has dementia, is physically not well. Everybody's seen his cankles and his hand. He's released some fake MRI the other day that nobody's buying. And this. This, like, flight of ideas that he has going here. Here's the thing. I would think that nobody in that room likes him, right? Because they allow him to humiliate himself on the global stage like that. But that would be me giving the people at the table the benefit of being human beings. And I just don't think that they are. This is. These are a bunch of absolute, emotionally stunted people that can start therapy now, and they need, like, 10, 20 impatient therapy to be able to be functioning human beings. Because for them to sit around that table with him and everybody act like this is normal and to act like he's not sitting there lying through his teeth is such an affront to everybody's intelligence. And this is supposed to be the best of the best. We're supposed to be the best country in the world. We're America. We're the best. We're the biggest. We're the baddest. That's our best foot forward. It's just unbelievable. Continue playing it. I'll get pumps.
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Donald Trump
Take smart person, not a stupid person. And as the doctor will tell you, I aced it. Right, Susie? I aced. I Got every question right. And these are tough questions. These are questions that I would say 99% of the people that I'm talking to right now, meaning the people from the fake news, would not do well in those exams. But I'm the only one that took it. I got every single question right. And then I read in the New York Times, is Trump sharp? Trump is sharp, but they're not sharp. That's why they're going out of business. The New York Times, are you losing so much money it's ridiculous? They're a bunch of fakers. But we have.
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Political Commentator 1
There he is saying that he got every question right, which we know he didn't, because he will not shut up. He has been saying this now for years. The same thing. He started with a cognitive test, and Trump won. Man. Woman, Camera, tv. We all saw him on the campaign trail. Pops and I were covering it. Y' all were following along with us. And I was like, he's got dementia. I mean, this. This man is just not all there. But the media chops it up and whitewashes it and they get the same parts. And the Chirons at the bottom will say, trump's talking about, you know, trade, or Trump's talking about tariffs. This shit. Every American should be forced to sit and watch this because there's no way anybody is going to think this person should be in charge of anything other than maybe bingo night at the memory care wing of a nursing home. That's it.
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Political Commentator 2
And I hate to pick on personal appearance, but did you notice how pink his lips were? I mean, it was weird. Like, I think his health sucks. But here's the thing. When he was on the campaign trail, he went 37 minutes to Ave Maria with Kristi Noem on a stage by himself. Why was that not the breaking point? I mean, you giving the blow job. I mean, giving a microphone a blowjob, talking about Arnold Palmer's cock. Like, there have been a million breadcrumbs to where we are now.
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Political Commentator 1
Hannibal Lecter, he doesn't Wales. We don't understand that, like, asylum and seeking a same insane and an insane asylum are two different things. And like a dementia patient, he grabs insane asylum with fictional character Hannibal Lecter, and he's just like, melded them all together. And nobody, nobody in his orbit will say, hey, buddy, here's the difference between asylum and an insane asylum. Furthermore, Hannibal Lecter is a fictional character. Nobody will tell him that. So he continues and he continues. And then he gets some snippet from his live social feed, and then this is what we have to do. Because the New York Times talked about him not being sharp. We're going to hear about it until this motherfucker takes his last breath. That he aced his cognitive test, which I know beyond any, beyond everything in me. He failed it. He's taken multiple. I bet every time he goes to Walter Reed, he goes, I want to do it again. I bet we're at like six or seven fails. But he will not stop taking them because the hubris and the arrogance. He thinks he can ace it. And they go, okay, yeah, buddy, let's do it. Let's drive you out to Walter Reed again. That's why he's going there all the time.
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Political Commentator 2
Well, and they're probably lying to him about his results because they lie to him about everything. He thinks he has a 98% approval rating. I mean, these people are not serious. When you look around that table, you know how you said you expect to see the excellence in the field, experts in the field? You've got a bunch of bottom feeders, failed Fox News hosts that couldn't get a job at 7 11, and they're in the cabinet. I mean, Pete Heckseth is an abomination in the highest order.
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Political Commentator 1
Okay? Then when he wanders off of talking about himself, which is rare, he, he cannot understand. First, when Zoran Mamdani won on affordability, then originally he claimed, I invented affordability. That's my message. Now he's saying he doesn't understand what affordability is and it's a Democratic scam because surprise, surprise, nothing is affordable in Trump's America because he has a person running the tariff, tariff exchange that wrote a book that Jared Kushner found on Amazon where he made up an expert, lied and made up an expert. Those are the people running the federal government and the narcissists as pumps mentioned Fox News people, these fucking narcissist shit posting trolls are running the federal government. Here he is talking about affordability and.
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Donald Trump
It didn't have much of an impact because the prices were very high. But our prices now for energy, but for gasoline are really low. Electricity is coming down. And when that comes down, everything comes down. But the word affordability is a Democrat scam. They say it and then they go on to the next subject and everyone thinks, oh, they had lower prices. No, they had the worst inflation in the history of our country.
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Political Commentator 1
Now the worst. Everything is right now, right? Everything. You have the worst approval ratings of any president ever. You have failed the country cognitive exam more than any other president has Ever. You have the lowest everything, the hot but also the highest inflation, the highest prices, the highest amount of fuck ups, the highest amount of allies that hit our guts now that a few years ago really liked us a lot. You have fucked everything up. And shame on every single person sitting around that table and every single media organization that will try to chop up this speech and chop up other parts and act like this is normal and normalize all of this. None of it is normal. Other than he is consistently an abject bragadocious piece of shit who is so frail and so insecure that he has to have these circle jerk meetings where these bottom feeding narcissists that he plucked off of the Internet and podcasts and Fox News to run our federal government. And that's why everybody hates us. And this is why we cannot have nice things. It's not even that deep or that intellectual. He's dumb. He can't pass his cognitive test. He hired dipshits. And that's why everything's. It's really not that deep.
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Political Commentator 2
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Political Commentator 1
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Donald Trump
I will just end by saying, as President, Trump always has our back. We always have the back of our commanders who are making decisions in difficult situations than we do in this case. And all these strikes, they're making judgment calls and ensuring that they defend the American people. They've done the right things. We'll keep doing that. And we have their backs. Mr. President, good job. Thank you very much, Alex.
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Political Commentator 2
So we have their backs as we throw them under the bus. I mean, Pete Hexseth named the admiral. He put a name on the person that he is scapegoating for this because Trump will never take responsibility, which rolls downhill. Hex, Seth, gonna roll down to this admiral. And there you have it. Illegal orders. Here we are.
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Political Commentator 1
Yeah, it's just. It's so bad. I mean, and Hegseth, he runs around like he's this big family values Christian, takes a picture. He's got like 97 kids, white supremacy, tattoo, different baby mamas, and then they sit around and want to lecture everybody about family values and the Bible and all this bullshit. And they're all horrible hypocrites. And he's murdering people because he doesn't see them as human beings. They're brown skinned fishermen. They're insignificant to him. And these people are just so morally depraved. And then again, here is another theory of mine. I think before Kank started taking cognitive tests and failing them, I think he took IQ tests. I think he was on Twitter and I think he was like, take your IQ test now. And you know, he's a big shit poster. And I bet he's like, oh, I'm going to ace this motherfucker. I think he goes in, he takes it. I think we're talking like 85, 90 tops. I think he goes in and takes it again, just like he's doing with these cognitive tests. Because for years, over a decade, he will not shut up about his iq, which tells me he always speaks about something that he wants to mask. So I think he has a super low average to low iq. I mean, obviously, I think experts have said he speaks at like a fifth grade level. So here he is talking about IQs.
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Donald Trump
Chicago's down a little bit because of. We have a minor force there. We could knock it down within four or five weeks. We could bring it down to almost nothing. But we have a governor that's grossly incompetent and we have a mayor that's even more incompetent than the governor. He's a very low IQ person and typically low IQ people don't make good mayors. I want to thank all of our cabinet members. They're high iq. Let me say one.
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Political Commentator 1
So this with IQs because he brings it up all the time. Supporters are low iq. Anybody who disagrees with him is low iq, which tells me he's low iq. And we don't have to see the exam results on either the cognitive test or the IQ test to know that he's got a low IQ and that he's failed the cognitive test of test. And everybody sitting out there that sees this and likes it, then one could argue that you probably have a low IQ and that you too would fail the cognitive test because this is objectively stupid. It's objectively bad. This isn't subjective. He is objectively a dipshit. And I'm going to leave you with this. Here's the man that is so jealous of Joe Biden will not shut the up calls him sleepy Joe Biden. Meanwhile, Mr. Stroke Victim is always falling asleep in all of these big meetings. Play the clip. As of next week, we have begun and will begin to stop moving federal and I agree the cabinet meeting will probably be totally, totally boring. So he's totally snoozing through it. And Fox News has been doing a huge oh, he's so high energy. He's like a jackrabbit. I mean, this guy has more, more energy. So you just know he's put it out through the, you know, pipeline of bottom feeders and parasites. Say that I'm high know. And then I think to prove his high energy, he went on some bender where he posts like 400 posts which could also be called Sundowner Hour. It's just this is objectively so bad and you don't even have to put that much intellect into it. This is horrible. And people have got to get him out of office. I mean, this is going to take decades to recover from. All right, buy our book. Subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with I hope, some good news, but I have a.
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Political Commentator 2
Idea bad feeling about it.
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Political Commentator 1
I have a bad feeling about it, too. Pumps. All right, bye.