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The mainstream media is finally covering Kanks as being the washed up old queen with swollen ankles, bruises on his hands bigger than a bubble. I mean this guy is as tired as all get out. He's dozing off nonstop, which is so ironic considering his nickname for Joe Biden was Sleepy Joe. This guy dozes off all the time. New York Times. Finally we're getting mainstream traction on this. The New York Times in 2017 said that Trump's scheduled event started at 10:31am on average in 2025, Trump has started scheduled events in the afternoon on average at 12:08pm the number of Trump's total appearances has decreased by 39%. In 2017, Trump held 1,688 official events between January 20th and November 25th of that year. For the same time period this year, Trump has appeared in 1029 official events. Well, well, well, the stamina and the energizer bunny that the right thinks he is. And he's such a badass. I showed you all a video yesterday of him. He can't even. His motor skills are declining. He can't even walk in a straight line. He's dragging his feet. Finally, finally they're talking about what a washed up old queen this man is.
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It's so unbelievable that this hasn't been the headline every day since the campaign where he totally, I mean how this has gone on this far. And what they're saying is he's had less scheduled events. They start later when they should be saying the left side of his face droops. He doesn't make sense. Sundowner hour. Like all the things that we see every day. But I mean, progress is a baby step. It's a baby step.
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It's a baby step. It's a good thing you get your news from IHOP News because we been covering this old queen's washed up health decline and mental decline for quite some time. Of course he's lost his mind and he's throwing feces all over lysocial. Pop this up. The radical left lunatics in the soon defold New York Times did a hit piece on me that I am perhaps losing my energy. He capitalized energy despite facts that show the exact opposite. They know this is wrong, as is Almost everything they write about me including election results, all purposely negative. Trump wrote the writer of the story, Katie Rogers who is assigned to write only bad things about me as a third rate reporter who is ugly both inside and out. Despite all of this I have my highest poll numbers ever. With record setting investment being made in America they should only go up. There will be a day when I run low on energy. It happens to everyone. But with a perfect physical exam and comprehensive cognitive test that was aced just recently taken it certainly is not now. Jesus effing Christ. This old queen you guys. My God, that's insane.
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Well you can tell he's just a tiny bit defensive, huh? The thing about it is.
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All of.
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These are lies and it makes me wonder does his staff tell him these things for sure?
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They tell him you have the highest poll numbers ever. They make up some poll somewhere that like his they show him his favorability. Within QAnon supporters it's probably 90 something percent. Right? Right. They put that in front of him. He doesn't care about details. This is an optic surface level guy. The fact that he called a reporter ugly should be a really big deal but it's not because that's the way this administration treats women and has a bunch of women that gender was this administration also he's been talking a lot about his death and going to heaven. I think just yesterday I covered he was grifting off his supporters again trying to get money to deliver God's promise to America some and this guy what amazes me pumps is the grifting with this guy. It's not enough that a son in law gets 2 billion from the Saudis. It's not enough that gets he gets a free airplane and a billion dollar makeover with it from his voters that for it it's not enough that he's made $8 billion pay to play crypto. I heard that he's been buying all these bonds and all of this double dealing just impeachable that he's doing in the office. He has to make sure he griffs everyone, even the poorest Americans. He wants to make sure they buy all of his riff raffs and knickknacks too. It's unbelievable. Trump phone pumps out and if you saw that I covered it yesterday while you were out of town. Nobody got one.
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Of course they didn't. Here's the thing these people should now he will fuck you at every turn. You're never going to get a phone his and didn't I read in this correct me If I'm wrong, he's made all this money off his crypto and everybody else who bought in his supporters have gotten totally. Just got your.
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Yes, you're exactly right. That's. That's exactly right. Okay, moving along. The Daily Beast is really doing some great journalism here. I just. I mean, A plus, no notes. Pop this up. Their lead is the elderly president accidentally posted a screenshot from an anti Trump account named Impeach Trump a third time. Confused. Trump, 79 years old, mistakenly amplifies calls to impeach himself. The Daily Beast. Inject this into my veins. Keep going. That is excellent, excellent journalism. And, you guys, we need to pick a couple of things. Hammer it, hammer it, hammer it, hammer it. Number one, he's a Russian asset. Number two is an aging old queen that gave somebody named Bubb a blow job. And Putin has pictures of it. Number three, he's so goddamn tired and demented he couldn't run a doggy daycare during their nap period. That's how demented and weak and sleepy this man is. And then, pimps. You're gonna die. You're gonna di when I show you this.
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I can't wait.
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His approval rating in Oklahoma is minus 10. What? It's Woklahoma, baby. Pop this up. Why does the Economist Trump approval Tracker have him down 11 in Oklahoma? Net approval minus 10.6 points. Whoa. Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains.
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That's bad.
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If it's this bad in Oklahoma, I cannot even imagine how bit. How bad his approval rating really is.
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It's blue. Tsunami city, baby. I mean, they can try to cheat all they want to, but that is so unbelievable. Oklahoma brags about not one single county went blue. And here's the thing, Josh, when he covered for you pumps, he had a really good point. And I think that we should keep amplifying this message. If you live in Oklahoma, if you live in Missouri, if you live in Alabama, Arkansas, West Virginia, and you have been governed by a Republican super majority for 10 + in Oklahoma 20 years, and you're unhappy with the way things are going, you have to blame the Republicans. You have to blame your state government, because they have had super majorities. And if you look at what's happened with Oklahoma, when we had a Democratic governor, Brad Henry, we were ranked 17th in education. Then the fiscal conservatives, family values, liars. The liars take over. They plummet education to 50. And then I just want to show you some analysis. Between Massachusetts, every county went blue. Oklahoma, every county went red. We are ranked 44. We're the 44th state in the United States of America. That's what Republican super majorities get you. You are a bottom five, bottom ten state with a dipshit governor that's just polite about his racism and polite about shifting wealth to all the fat cat oil and gas guys here in this state. Pop this up. Kylie MC Squared tweets the upside of taxing the rich. 99 of us benefit. The downside of taxing the rich, there is none. Massachusetts tax the rich. Now they have an extra 1.5 billion to spend. In November 2022, voters approved a 4% tax on incomes over 1 million. 4 percentage points for people that make over 1 million. The state can now use that money on free public school meals, free community college and public transit. This is government working for you. This is. You do not want the government run like a business. They put that tax increase to the citizens. Massachusetts is a top three state. Their school system is excellent. Their health care is excellent. They're much lower on crime. They're much more fit, Highly educated electorate. The comparison between MAGA, family values, politicians that look in the camera and lie, they lie to rural voters and rile them up and say, get scared of these black people, get scared of these immigrants, these trans people are coming in and taking over schools. They even have the audience audacity pumps in this state to demonize school teachers. Yes, they do it all the time. And look at the results. It's a bottom five state because of Kevin Stitt, Mary Fallon, and all of the other hypocritical MAGA Christians that lie, lie, lie to the electorate.
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Well, and if you go across the Bible Belt where all the Christians are, all the maga, they're all in the. The low, low, low. I mean, you find them highest in poverty, highest in murder, poorest people, worst place for women to live, education, these policies, health care, worse health care. Yeah, it's. It shocks me.
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What shocks me is Oklahoma, right?
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Can you believe that shit? I couldn't wait to show it to you. Okay, and finally, I want to close this episode with this. Fiscal conservatism has always been a scam. It has always been a lie. If you ever hear a politician say, I want to run government like I run a business. Government should never be run like a business. Government should be run to protect people, keep people safe, make sure planes stay in the sky, keep chemicals out of our food. Corporations want to cut out any sort of safety inspection to make sure they value profits. They don't give a shit how many People die. Pop this up. In a horrific development, US government spending hit $700 billion in October, up 25% from last October. They have been lying to you that they're worried about the national debt. They have been lying to you that they're fiscal conservatives. They lie to you because these men, particularly the one in that photo, Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, he, his whole identity is ass kissing rich men. Yeah, one could say there's a lot of ass kissing going on after hours with that evangelical preacher roommate of his that answers the door in his panties in Washington D.C. but I digress.
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You know, the thing is, they message better. They message, we are the fiscal conservative. We're good for the economy. And the reality is they're not. Every Democratic president has to clean up the mess of Republican presidents.
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You and I, I mean, have all, you know, kind of came up during the Reagan years. And then we had Bush Senior, the smart one, and then we had the dumb Bush. And every single time when they deregulate and just let capitalism rip, they tank the economy. And they never bail out the American workers. They always bail out the corporations. They bail out the banks, they bail out the airlines. It is ridiculous. Ridiculous. The corporate welfare and the untaxed and increased spending of these, quote, fiscal conservatives. It's a scam job. It's been a lie. That's all we've got. Buy our book. Life is a Lazy Susan of Sandwiches. It's a great way to support these Woklahoma liberals. Subscribe Like Comment. We'll see you later, Sam.
Episode: Trump Rages at NYT Over His Frailty and Declining Mental State, Calls Reporter Ugly
Date: November 26, 2025
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
In this episode, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dive into recent media coverage of Donald Trump’s apparent physical and cognitive decline—mainly referencing a New York Times article and Trump’s furious response. The conversation blends biting political commentary, humor, and regional context, focusing especially on conservative governance in red states and the consequences for constituents. The hosts also critique “fiscal conservatism,” highlight president Trump’s ongoing grifting, and contrast Oklahoma's outcomes with states like Massachusetts.
On Trump's Health Coverage:
“Finally they're talking about what a washed up old queen this man is.”
— Welch (00:19)
On Media’s Role:
“It's so unbelievable that this hasn’t been the headline every day since the campaign…”
— Sullivan (01:41)
On Trump's Grifting:
“He will fuck you at every turn. You're never going to get a phone.”
— Sullivan (05:07)
On Oklahoma's Shift:
“His approval rating in Oklahoma is minus 10. What? It's Woklahoma, baby.”
— Welch (06:33)
On ‘Fiscal Conservatism’:
“Fiscal conservatism has always been a scam. It has always been a lie. If you ever hear a politician say, ‘I want to run government like I run a business,’ Government should never be run like a business.”
— Welch (10:48)
On Policy Outcomes:
“The comparison between MAGA, family values, politicians that look in the camera and lie… they lie to rural voters and rile them up…”
— Welch (09:31)
The episode is delivered with sharp progressive humor, fierce regional pride (“Woklahoma”), and a sense of solidarity with frustrated red-state liberals. Welch and Sullivan mix personal anecdotes and stats with irreverent, often profane, banter—directed mostly at Trump and local GOP leadership.
For listeners who missed the episode:
You’ll hear candid, unsparing criticism of Trump’s declining capacities, red-state GOP failure, and the myth of fiscal responsibility—all punctuated with memorable one-liners and biting wit from two unapologetic progressive voices.