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Episode: Trump Rigs Election with SCOTUS's Help in Disaster Ruling
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: December 5, 2025

Overview

This episode delivers a raw, comedic, and impassioned critique of recent Supreme Court decisions that the hosts argue pave the way for Donald Trump to manipulate electoral processes and consolidate power, with catastrophic implications for democracy. Jennifer and Angie unpack the fraught political climate, highlighting perceived judicial corruption, legislative capitulation, administrative incompetence, and the erosion of alliances abroad—all while maintaining their trademark cutting, irreverent tone.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Supreme Court’s Disaster Ruling

• Immediate Reaction:
  Jennifer launches into a scathing rebuke of the current Supreme Court and their recent decision enabling Texas's controversial congressional map for 2026, which is widely seen as racially gerrymandered.
  • Quote: “The Supreme Court is awful. I mean they are absolutely horrific…What a joke. What an absolute joke the Supreme Court is right now." – Jennifer (06:06)
• Citizens United to Now:
  Blame is placed directly on Chief Justice Roberts for erosion of democracy.
  • Quote: "John Roberts has single handedly done more damage to this country, starting with Citizens United, all the way to this…" – Jennifer (01:46)
• Implications for Black Americans:
  The hosts underscore the ruling’s impact on Black voting power and civil rights.
  • “When he says make America great again, he's literally talking about rolling it back to, you know, segregated times…” – Jennifer (02:31)
  • Jennifer passionately assures Black listeners of solidarity from progressive Americans nationwide.

2. Dysfunction in the Other Branches

• Executive & Legislative Branch Attacks:
  The show lampoons Trump (“dementia, blowjob, giving, opera blaring…nutjob” – 02:49) and House Speaker Mike Johnson (“Moses Mike, Grinder Johnson”) for cowardly enabling the erosion of checks and balances.
• Inside Republican Frustration (Clip):
  Excerpt from Rep. Thomas Massie (05:29) spotlights Congressman’s frustration at being forced to rubber-stamp Trump’s agenda.
  • Quote: “You have a lot of intelligent, hard working people…only to find out that all they get to do is come here and rubber stamp whatever Donald Trump wants…You could get a monkey to do this job.” – Rep. Massie (05:33–05:52)

3. "Impulsive Incompetence" in the Trump Administration

• Staffing ICE & DHS:
  Hosts describe disastrous and rushed appointments to law enforcement: failed tests, lack of English proficiency, hiring before drug results, even appointing a 469 lb. man medically unfit for physical activities.
  • Quote: “We have people failing open book tests, and we have folks that can barely read or write in English…” – Angie reading (07:49)
  • “It’s been so rushed…they didn’t even wait for drug test results..” – Angie (08:00)
  • Framed as a dangerous mix: “Impulsive incompetence.”
• Clip: Cash Patel (FBI):
  Hosts highlight that, under Trump, even top security appointments are unfit, including right-wing podcaster Cash Patel to run the FBI.
  • Quote from clip: “We will provide the safest country the nation has ever seen under President Trump’s leadership.” – Cash Patel (08:57–09:25)
  • Host retort: “Trump picked a guy…that was a conspiracy theory podcaster. It’s wild.” – Jennifer (09:28)
• Dept. of Transportation Mockery (Duffy):
  Mocking Trump’s appointees, new DOT head Duffy rambles about bringing back 1970s station wagons and rolling back modern auto standards.
  • Quote from Duffy: “This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon… the minivan is awesome, but maybe this, the station wagon is cool too.” – Duffy (10:25–10:54)

4. Erosion of Government Competence & Norms

• Rot at Every Level:
  Jennifer sums up: “Anybody who's decent, who's good… they’ve all left. The federal government is skimmed down to these impulsive, incompetent assholes” (08:36).
• Habitual Anti-Progress:
  With sarcasm about bringing back typewriters and rotary phones, the hosts ridicule the anti-science, anti-modernization bent of the current regime.
  • Quote: “Yeah, sure, sure. Let's bring back the station wagons. While we're at it, let's bring back typewriters. Let's get away from—let's bring back landlines and rotary phones. I mean, why are we doing all this stuff?” – Jennifer (12:44)

5. Foreign Policy & Abandoning Allies

• Trump’s Cronies & Putin:
  Kushner and Witkoff’s backchannel dealings with Putin are called out as naïvely dangerous.
  • Quote: “They have been over there getting dog walked and spanked by Vladimir Putin…for them to think they're going to have some fair handshake deal is so stupid.” – Jennifer (13:36)
• Leaked European Call (Der Spiegel):
  European leaders are quoted warning about America’s instability and warning President Zelenskiy that the US could double-cross Ukraine (15:24).
  • Quote, German Chancellor: “Americans are playing games both with you and with us…” – (15:24)
  • Macron: “The US Might betray Ukraine…” – (referenced on 15:40)
  • Hosts extrapolate that America is ditching its allies, aligning with dictatorships, and no domestic institution is pushing back.

Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On the Supreme Court:
  "What a joke. What an absolute joke the Supreme Court is right now." – Jennifer (01:46)
• On Judicial History:
  "John Roberts has single handedly done more damage to this country, starting with Citizens United, all the way to this…" – Jennifer (01:46)
• On Frustrations in Congress:
  "All they get to do is come here and rubber stamp whatever Donald Trump wants…You could get a monkey to do this job." – Rep. Massie (05:33–05:52)
• On Incompetence in Federal Staffing:
  "Impulsive incompetence. These people are two very dangerous things at the exact same time." – Jennifer (08:01)
• On Policy Regress:
  "Yeah, sure, sure. Let's bring back the station wagons. While we're at it, let's bring back typewriters…" – Jennifer (12:44)
• On Foreign Policy Shift:
  "They have been over there getting dog walked and spanked by Vladimir Putin…" – Jennifer (13:36)
• On European Warnings:
  "Americans are playing games both with you and with us." – German Chancellor, via Jennifer (15:24)

Timestamps for Major Segments

• 01:06 — Outrage at SCOTUS and context for the Texas congressional map decision
• 02:31 — Implications for Black voters; solidarity with Texas
• 05:29–05:52 — Rep. Massie on Congressional subservience
• 07:49–08:36 — DHS/ICE incompetence & impulsivity detailed
• 08:57–09:25 — Clip: Cash Patel speaks, hosts respond
• 10:25–10:54 — DOT head Duffy’s retrograde car/EV policy
• 12:44 — Hosts ridicule administration's anti-progress ideology
• 13:36 — Kushner’s deals with Russia dissected
• 15:24 — Leaked European leaders’ call expressing distrust of US policy

Memorable Moments

• Devastating analogies mix levity and horror: comparing Congressional Republicans to monkeys, riffing on “typewriters and rotary phones,” and inventing new nicknames (“Moses Mike, Grinder Johnson”).
• Empathy for Black Americans: The hosts stop the rant to affirm support for civil rights.
• International gravitas: The episode links domestic political rot to real-time global instability, quoting European leaders sounding the alarm.

Closing Tone

The episode closes in a mood of exasperation and near-despair at the apparent total collapse of institutional resistance to Trumpism, all delivered with sardonic humor and a firm call for listeners to stay engaged.

For progressive listeners, this episode offers cathartic outrage, scathing humor, and sobering analysis—connecting the dots between Supreme Court rulings, congressional quiescence, and foreign policy sellouts in a way that’s both entertaining and dire.