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Foreign convicted Felon President of the United States Kankel's McTaco tits, who we will refer to as Kanks throughout the rest of this episode for expediency and spite, had a little press conference yesterday with the Alabama delegation of the kkk. No, I'm sorry, I got that wrong. They weren't the kkk. They were just Alabama politicians, AKA crusty racist white people. But Peter Ducey from FO News asked Kanks about the rumors that were floating around that he was dead. And I want you guys to watch his reaction. I never see anything other than petty emotion in this man. But when Peter asks him this, I see pain, self reflection and like, oh, everybody knows what the doctors have told me. I want you guys to really see steady Kanks. Play the clip.
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Completely different, but about a big viral social media trend over the weekend. How did you find out over the weekend that you were dead? You see that? No, people didn't see you for a couple days, 1.3 million user engagements as of Saturday morning about your demise.
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Really?
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You know, I have heard it's sort.
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Of crazy, but last week I did so, you know, first of all, you saw the reaction of the guys behind him. They were all smiling and laughing and shaking their heads. But Kanks, it was like, oh shit, they know. And it reminds me of when Obama, during that press corps, White House press corps meeting, calls out Donald Trump and the reaction he had in the audience. I haven't seen him with that face since that moment where he's truly getting called out for something by Fox of all people. And I that was just a completely different reaction from him than what I expected. It wasn't the fake news media. Russia, Russia, Russia. You know, 60 Minutes is editing me all of his, you know, ridiculous grievances. He looked hurt. He did.
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He looked like his feelings were hurt. And I couldn't help but notice that J.D. vance was smiling from ear to Ear. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he got a little in his growing. It got a little excited thinking that Donald Trump had died. But here's the thing about Donald Trump. One thing we have continued to say is, I think they tell him he has 90 approval ratings. So he says, okay, they don't tell him about what policy is. So he's sitting there, nobody told him. People thought he was dead. And then he has his feelings hurt. The first show of true emotion in 10, 15 years.
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Yeah, I think he was hurt. And I just go back to that Fox News interview where he says, I'm trying to get into heaven. They say I'm not doing well. And then, of course, now he's grifting off of his supporters. I'm trying to get into heaven. Send me $15. I mean, it's just insane. But I think he has been told by the physicians, the bruising on the hands, the swollen hands, the kinks, the dementia. You know, it was a few years ago that he was going out of his way to say man, woman, camera and tv. And I'm. I passed cognitive tests left and right. Hey, Hannibal Lecter, you know, he's just absolutely ins. But look at his hands yesterday. Okay, so we have the bruise that everybody's seen. We have the makeup concealing the bruise. I am no physician, but what I'm noticing is a lot more swelling in the hands. I'm noticing here that the hands are matching the puffiness of the kinks. And this guy looks like he is a bubble tick. He had on more makeup than I than normal yesterday. There was a lot of effort to conceal under the eyes. Um, he looked puffier all over. The hand has a yellowing, which Pumps has said before that, you know, when you go to see people that are in hospice, they kind of get ashen and yellow. And his hand there, I think there's no question. In my opinion, he was juiced up and prop shot before he went out for the Klan rally. But the hand, you guys, this is a. This isn't really hitting mainstream media. And the hypocrisy and the double standard of Joe Biden's health compared to these obvious. Super obvious, both mental combined with physical decline combined with the fact that he surrounds himself with physicians that march out on live TV and say he's the healthiest dog, the healthiest patient, and has the best genes than anybody I've ever treated in my medical career that Ron Jackson said that. So I think it's dire, you guys.
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I think it's dire too. But the reality is I've given up that Donald Trump will ever be held accountable to anything. So, I mean, I think he could play this for a long time, even. I mean, not saying he could divide death, I'm not. But he tends to never be held accountable for anything. And so it's just hard for me to believe, like, he skirted around, covet, like almost died from COVID made a full recovery. I mean, obviously his brain's different, but I just, I think the stories of him dying are somewhat overblown. I mean, I'm hopeful, but yeah, the happiest person in that room talking about death was J.D. vance.
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Little Smokey was elated. Okay, so we have this frail senior citizen, demented, decrepit president. And if Peter Doocy asking him about these rumors that he had died over the weekend hurt his feelings, the rest of this week is going to be absolutely devastating for him. He is going get plowed over. And let me paint the picture of what's going to happen today. You have Epstein survivors, women that were raped when they were teenagers, recruited by Ghislaine Maxwell and exploited and raped by Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein and Trump Kanks and all of his sycophants, Moses, Mike Johnson, the big Christian is they are going to great links to cover this up. Of course, Trump has rolled out his default setting Epstein hoax. Meanwhile, like day two of his presidency, they passed out Epstein binders. But of course, nobody calls him out for this hypocrisy. Well, Nancy Mace, who is, I mean, crazier than a rat, she was in behind closed doors with these Epstein rape survivors and put up this tweet first. Kylie. Republican Representative Nancy Mace just defied Trump and signed the Massie KA petition to release the full Epstein files after she suffered a panic attack and ran out of a meeting with Epstein's victims in tears. Survivors are speaking. Trump's cover up is collapsing. Play the clip of bully transphobe Nancy Mace, an absolute wreck after hearing from these survivors. So what's lost in this whole thing is that a bunch of teenage girls were raped and they were recruited because they were easy to access in their neighborhoods and their socioeconomic level. They were lured in that you could get, you know, 200 or 300 and if you bring a friend, you get a bonus to go give this old man a massage. And it is a, it was a network much like a Ponzi scheme, but with human beings, with trafficking women. And they're all still here. Their stories remain. Jeffrey Epstein is dead, but their Pain. And they. They have survived and they are speaking out and they're not going anywhere.
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These women were traumatized over a number of years. Glenn Maxwell was recruiting, also participating in. There were numerous men that were participating in this. And I look at Nancy Mace, who alleges to have been sexually assaulted herself. So I am happy to see, despite her craziness, she has a human component and that.
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That touched her.
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And I look at all of these members of Congress who are going to hear from these women, for example, and Mike Johnson and then continue to cover up for Donald Trump. The rot will be on full display. It's easy to minimize somebody through the Internet. It's easy to bully people that you don't see their face. But when you see the face of the survivors, how they were trafficked, how they were traumatized, if you can look at that and still say, I'm all in on covering up for Donald Trump, that is a special kind of evil and cravenness. And we're getting ready to find out who has it. Congress.
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All right, let's play a of the survivors and their intentions moving forward to make sure that this is not covered up. What would you say to the Department of Justice as they were pursuing these conversations with her?
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They have emails, they have flight logs, they have a list they've compiled. Right. And I feel like if they're not going to release this list to the public that everybody wants to see, we want to know who it is. A lot of us survivors know. We've been compiling lists of our own and we have so many other survivors. Please come forward, you know, and we'll compile. Compile our own list and seek justice for, you know, on our own.
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I mean, I think so. Pam Bondi, Kanks, Lil Smokey and all of the others. Moses, Mike, you can hide it all you want to, but these survivors remain. And we still have the First Amendment and they're compiling their own list and they will release it. So all you're doing now is just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic and this will all come to light and it will all be exposed. And there's no question in my mind that Kanks is cankles deep in this Epstein mess. All right, that's all we have. Tune in later for more news. It's going to be breaking quickly today with all of this Epstein stuff. Please. A great way to support Pumps and me is to buy our book. It was the summer's hottest read. Now we've moved into the it book of fall. Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. Co authored by Pumps and me. One could argue it is a manifesto. All right, we'll see you all later.
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Date: September 3, 2025
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
In this high-energy episode, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan break down a turbulent 48 hours in American politics, putting particular focus on Donald Trump’s unusually vulnerable public appearance and the explosive Congressional hearings featuring survivors of Jeffrey Epstein’s trafficking ring. The hosts deliver frank, comedic, and critical commentary on the GOP’s reactions, media hypocrisy, and the emotional fallout as Congress faces the testimony of Epstein’s victims.
Timestamp: 00:30 – 05:56
“I never see anything other than petty emotion in this man. But when Peter asks him this, I see pain, self reflection and like, oh, everybody knows what the doctors have told me.” (00:44)
“I couldn’t help but notice that J.D. Vance was smiling from ear to ear. I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if he got a little in his groin...thinking that Donald Trump had died.” (02:36)
Timestamp: 05:56 – 11:28
“Trump Kanks and all of his sycophants…they are going to great lengths to cover this up.” (06:24)
“If you can look at that and still say, I’m all in on covering up for Donald Trump, that is a special kind of evil and cravenness. And we’re getting ready to find out who has it.” (09:32)
Timestamp: 09:54 – 10:21
“[T]hey have a list they've compiled...if they're not going to release this list...we want to know who it is... Please come forward, you know, and we'll compile our own list and seek justice on our own.” (09:54)
Timestamp: 10:21 – 11:28
“It wasn’t the fake news media, Russia, Russia, Russia... He looked hurt. He did.” – Jennifer (02:10)
“The hypocrisy and the double standard of Joe Biden’s health compared to these… obvious, both mental combined with physical decline.” – Jennifer (04:47)
“The rot will be on full display... if you can hear from these survivors and still cover up for Trump, that is a special kind of evil.” – Angie (09:32)
“We want to know who it is...we’ll compile our own list and seek justice...on our own.” – Epstein Survivor (09:54)
Summary Takeaway:
Jennifer and Pumps deliver a scathing, unfiltered look at Trump’s health, the GOP’s maneuvering to bury the Epstein scandal, and the overwhelming power of the survivors’ voices as they break through Congressional stonewalling. The episode’s raw critique, signature wit, and emotional candor offer both biting political analysis and support for the survivors at the center of the news.