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Donald Trump
Foreign.
Commentator 1
Yesterday in the Oval, there was a little bit of cat fighting with Smokey Eye sociopath vice president J.D. vance, and none other than McCain's taco tits. But before we get to the little cat fight, I need to set everything in motion as to what happened yesterday. So it was announced and leaked to the press that J.D. vance was going to have an Epstein show strategy meeting. And I want to remind all of you guys, there should be no strategy to this. All they have to do is release the files. And so Trump's starting to hear this buzzing, and the Lincoln Project, on cue, just puts this banger out. Play the clip, Stone.
Commentator 2
You thought you sent J.D. vance to talk to Rupert Murdoch about stopping the Epstein story. Well, that didn't work. But there's something you should worry about, Donald, something you should think about. What if J.D. vance Vance cuts a deal with Rupert? Maybe J.D. vance and Rupert figured out the succession. Who comes after you? They don't want to wait. Maybe they talked about when to start the 25th Amendment process to take you out. You should have sent Don Jr. Or someone else that you could trust, because you know, J.D. vance will tell anybody whatever it takes to get what he wants. And Rupert, he won't just listen to JD he'll take action. And if JD And Rupert get their way, he'll lose Donald. You'll lose everything.
Commentator 1
Okay, I love this video for so many reasons, but more than anything, it's reminding Trump you're an old ass lame duck. Everybody is already starting to look beyond you. Even though rert Murdoch is 95 million years old, he controls the keys to what MAGA people think he had. Everybody turned against Trump after January 6th, and they started changing the language. And he knows this. J.D. vance is colluding with Rupert. J.D. vance is hosting strategy meetings in the Vice President's residence. And yesterday in the Oval, Taco Tits gets a little triggered when reporters ask him about it. Watch this, you guys.
Donald Trump
Here's the man right here.
Journalist 1
I saw reporting today, and it's completely fake news. We're not meeting to talk about the FCA situation. And I think the reporter who reported it needs to get better sources on that.
Donald Trump
The whole thing is a hoax. It's put out by the Democrats because we've had the most successful six months in the history of our country. And that's just a way of trying to divert attention to something that's total bullshit. Okay?
Journalist 2
On that subject, a new Gallup poll said.
Commentator 1
Meow. I mean, he gets a little catty there. The reporter, as it was clipped in the beginning. The reporter asks, and what about J.D. vance hosting this? And Trump is like, here he is, let's ask him right here. And then JD Vance prances out with the smokey eye and he's like, this is a lie, fake news. I mean, they're old tired excuses. And the Trump couldn't let the conversation go. You can tell he's rattled. You can tell he's trigger triggered. And then he has to throw out that this is bullshit. You guys, the only thing that we have bipartisan support on right now, it's like over 80%, everybody wants the Epstein files released. And over 80% of Americans, both Republican, Independent or all Republican, Democrat and independents, all believe that Trump is hiding something. And now Everybody thinks that J.D. vance knows that he holds power over Trump with this because the messenger that can keep this at the top of the news cycle is Rupert Murdoch. Okay, Moving along in this same, you know, cat fight atmosphere in the Oval, A journalist asks McCainkel's Taco Tiz about Elon Musk. Play the clip, please.
Journalist 1
A new Gallup poll says that Elon Musk is the most unpopular public figure in the country right now. I'm wondering, do you miss having him around the White House or is that poll accurate?
Donald Trump
I don't know if the poll's accurate. I think he's a good person. I think he had a bad moment, really bad moment, but he's a good person, I think. I believe that.
Commentator 1
Okay, a couple of things. Number one, Howard Lutnick, which Ron Philipkowski of the Midas Touch brilliantly nicknamed him Howard Nutlik because he's such an ass kisser, nut licker to McKingle's taco tits. He busts out laughing when the the reporter says that Elon Musk is the most unpopular American right now. He couldn't help but chuckle. And that's what happens to everybody in Trump's orbit. And guess what, Netlik, you're going to be next. Everybody that interacts with Trump ends up bankrupt in prison, etc. And so I thought that was just a really interesting point. But I want to show you how these MAGA alphas cover this on social media. It's nuts. Here's Bo Luden. I think this is the BFF of the sun, the Baron Trump. Here's what he says about Trump. It's like a siren emoji. Heart touching. President Trump just refused to attack at Elon Musk, instead calling him a quote, good person. Trump has a heart of gold. Oh, my gosh. I mean, dude, are they really this stupid? On the right wing. Are they really this stupid? Let's take a little trip down memory lane. Here we go to Joe Rogan, who finds out live while he has the FBI director Cash Patel in studio, that Elon Musk has accused Donald Trump of being a pedophile. Play the clip.
Journalist 1
This is going to come up because it's been going on since we've been recording here. Oh, Elon and Trump seem to be in a bit of a spat. Joe, you want to check the tweet that Elon just put out a little bit ago?
Journalist 2
Time to drop the really big bomb. Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That's the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day. Jesus Christ.
Donald Trump
I'm not participating in any of that conversation.
Journalist 2
Have a nice day. Djd so much digits.
Commentator 1
Phone away.
Journalist 1
They're going back and forth about different things and.
Journalist 2
Yeah, well, he said he was disappointed.
Journalist 1
In Elon to leave.
Journalist 2
Jesus Christ, that's a crazy thing to say. How does he know? Does he know that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files? I mean, does he have access to the Epstein files?
Donald Trump
I don't know how he would, but.
Journalist 1
I'm just staying out of the Trump Elon thing. That's way outside.
Commentator 1
Okay, stop right there. Number one, Cash Patel knows too. Cash Patel, because he's the director of the FBI. And long before he was the director of the FBI, he was a podcaster that sat and peddled conspiracy theories non stop. One of the top things that he spoke about was releasing the Epstein files. And then he gets in there and he's like, oh, God, I'm staying out of this. I'm staying in my lane. And so all of this sweet talk back and for forth, I want to remind you all that pumps and I have always said there is mutually assured destruction between Musk and Trump. No question they did illegal together, probably before the election and no question immediately after with all of the illegal stuff that happened with Doge shutting down investigations. And so they both walked to the edge, then they reigned back in. And then the sycophants like this boy load and oh my God, they're so sweet. Trump has a heart of gold. I mean, do people really buy this bullshit? Another trip down memory lane. Here's a video where Trump accuses. Trump with a heart of gold accuses Elon Musk of having Trump derangement syndrome.
Donald Trump
Happening in this room. And I'll tell you, it's not. He's not the first People leave my administration and they love us. And then at some point they miss it so badly and some of them embrace it and some of them actually become hostile. I don't know what it is. It's sort of Trump derangement syndrome, I guess they call it. But we have it with others, too. They leave and they wake up in the morning and the glamour's gone. The whole world is different. We. And they become hostile. I don't know what it is. Someday you'll write a book about it and you'll let us.
Commentator 1
Hey, Taco Tits, maybe you're the common denominator. Maybe you drive all of these people batshit crazy with your non stop gaslighting and your constant need for everybody to praise you all the time. I could imagine that after being in such a place where you have to say, oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, yes, you're so great. Oh my God, you're an amazing golfer. Yeah, your dick's probably bigger than Barack Obama's. And on and on. Could you imagine how awful that would be? I imagine that when you get out, you're like that guy. He's the biggest on the planet. Another trip down memory lane. Remember, these two guys have a heart of gold per the maga manosphere, which I think we should start calling the winosphere, because all they do on that side of the social media echo chamber is wine. It is not a manosphere. It is a winosphere. So Trump, you know, he likes to call reporters. So he called Dana Bash right at the first start of their breakup, and here's what he had to say about Elon Musk.
Journalist 1
Joining us now, someone who just got off the phone with the president. CNN chief political correspondent Dana Bash joins us now by phone. Dana, what did he tell you?
Dana Bash
Good morning, John. Well, he said that he's, quote. Well, here's exactly what he said. Quote, I'm not even thinking about Elon. He's got a problem. The poor guy's got a problem. He said he won't be speaking to him for a while, but he said he wishes Elon Musk well.
Commentator 1
Okay, stop right there. He, Elon has a problem. He's not going to speak to him anymore. And he wishes Elon Musk well. He wishes him well. A man that accused Taco Tits of being a pedophile. He says, quote, I wish him well. And I started thinking about that. Who else has he wished well? Kylie, play the clip.
Commentator 3
The other day, a reporter asked you about Ghislaine Maxwell. You said, quote, I just wish her well. Frankly, I've met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm beach, but I wish her well, whatever it is. Mr. President, Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested on allegations of child. Child sex trafficking. Why would you wish such a person well?
Donald Trump
I don't know that, but I do know that she has.
Commentator 3
She's been arrested for that.
Donald Trump
Her friend or boyfriend, Epstein was either killed or committed suicide in jail. She's now in jail.
Commentator 1
Yeah.
Donald Trump
I wish you well. I'd wish you well. I'd wish a lot of people.
Commentator 1
Okay, stop right there. What's the common denominator here, you guys? He wishes Elon Musk well. He wishes Ghislaine Max well. Well, what's the common denominator? Both of these people could ruin Trump. They both have collateral over him. That's the common denominator. And so then you see these dipshits in the wino sphere try to say, oh my God, Trump has a heart of gold. He didn't say anything bad about Elon Musk. Let me tell you why he didn't say anything bad about Elon Musk. Because Elon Musk could ruin him. And in turn, Trump could ruin Elon Musk. Why does he wish a child sex trafficker well? Because she could ruin him. It's unbelievable how 30, 35% of the population is so stupid that they don't see this. Donald Trump is compromised. He's compromised by the worst members of American society. Elon Musk, Ghislaine Maxwell. And I would take it further. He's comprom by the worst people of the global community, Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu, and on and on. This is a compromised 85 million year old lying liar. And we have to do everything in our power to get that approval rating. That's like a 35%. We need to get that lower. All right, that's all we have for today. I'll see you all later.
IHIP News: Trump Spirals as JD Vance Plots to Take Him Out
Episode Release Date: August 7, 2025
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
In this electrifying episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan delve deep into the tumultuous political landscape surrounding former President Donald Trump and Senate candidate J.D. Vance. The discussion centers on recent developments suggesting that JD Vance is strategizing to undermine Trump’s influence, potentially with the backing of media mogul Rupert Murdoch. The hosts dissect leaked information about Vance’s meetings, Trump’s reactive responses, and the broader implications for the Republican Party and American politics.
Jennifer and Angie kick off the episode by addressing recent revelations about JD Vance’s maneuvers within the Republican landscape. They highlight a leaked announcement indicating that Vance is organizing a strategy meeting, ostensibly related to Jeffrey Epstein’s files. The hosts express skepticism about the purported benign nature of these meetings, suggesting that Vance’s true intent may be to curtail Trump’s lingering influence within the party.
Notable Quote:
Commentator 1: “JD Vance is colluding with Rupert. J.D. vance is hosting strategy meetings in the Vice President's residence.” (00:46)
The conversation shifts to the leaked plans regarding the Epstein files. Jennifer emphasizes that there should be "no strategy to this" and that releasing the files should suffice without any intricate plotting. However, the presence of the Lincoln Project’s intervention indicates that there are more layers to this political chess game.
Notable Quote:
Commentator 1: “There should be no strategy to this. All they have to do is release the files.” (00:04)
The hosts analyze Trump’s attempts to dismiss the allegations as “fake news” and his portrayal of the situation as a hoax orchestrated by Democrats. They critique Trump’s defensive posture, highlighting his frustration and inability to convincingly counter the mounting pressure from both Vance and the media.
Notable Quotes:
Donald Trump: “The whole thing is a hoax. It's put out by the Democrats because we've had the most successful six months in the history of our country.” (02:42)
Donald Trump: “I'm not participating in any of that conversation.” (06:39)
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the contentious relationship between Trump and Elon Musk. Jennifer and Angie discuss recent accusations linking Musk to Trump, including Musk’s alleged claims that Trump is involved in the Epstein files. They critique Trump’s vague responses and defend JD Vance’s actions as part of a broader strategy to expose Trump’s supposed hidden dealings.
Notable Quotes:
Journalist 2: “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That's the real reason they have not been made public.” (06:30)
Donald Trump: “I don’t know how he would, but.” (07:00)
Jennifer and Angie explore the ramifications of JD Vance’s actions on the Republican Party. They argue that Vance’s moves could significantly erode Trump’s base, leading to a potential realignment within the party. The hosts express concern over the division and the possibility of Trump’s approval ratings plummeting further due to ongoing scandals and internal betrayals.
Notable Quotes:
Commentator 1: “He wishes a lot of people. I’d wish a lot of people well.” (11:30)
Commentator 1: “Donald Trump is compromised. He's compromised by the worst members of American society.” (11:20)
Jennifer and Angie provide a critical lens through which to view the current state of American politics. They underscore the fragility of Trump’s political standing and the strategic moves by figures like JD Vance to supplant him. The discussion highlights the interplay between media influence, political strategy, and public perception, painting a picture of a party at a crossroads.
The hosts also delve into the broader societal implications, questioning how alliances with controversial figures like Rupert Murdoch could backfire and lead to further isolation of Trump within his own ranks. They emphasize the potential for bipartisan fallout, especially if the Epstein files reveal damaging information.
The episode concludes with a somber reflection on the state of the Republican Party and the enduring legacy of Donald Trump’s influence. Jennifer and Angie caution listeners about the potential for deepening divisions and the challenges ahead for any political figures attempting to navigate the post-Trump era. They advocate for transparency and accountability, suggesting that the truth surrounding the Epstein files and JD Vance’s ambitions could reshape the political landscape in unforeseen ways.
Final Quote:
Commentator 1: “We need to get [Trump’s approval rating] lower. All right, that's all we have for today. I'll see you all later.” (11:30)
This episode of IHIP News offers a gripping examination of the evolving dynamics between Donald Trump and JD Vance, set against a backdrop of media manipulation and political intrigue. Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan adeptly navigate the complex narrative, providing listeners with a comprehensive understanding of the forces shaping the current political climate. Whether you're a seasoned follower or new to the discourse, this episode delivers substantial insights into one of the most contentious political rivalries of our time.