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Ryan
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Kylie
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Angie
Okay, well, last night he went on an absolute bender in the middle of the night, had a mental breakdown. He tweeted, I want to say, like 55 times in a three hour span. Last night he's posting weird AI shit. He's calling Obama a demon in many different forms. He's coming at his own doj. He's coming at Todd Blanche. Like, this man is not well.
Kylie
No, he's not well. Here's the thing. If I woke up and I saw that one of my children had posted 55 times in one hour, I would immediate go into his or her room and say, what's going on? We need to get you help. This is not normal. Whatever you're feeling, let's talk about your feelings. But here's the thing again, there's nobody around him that can save him from himself. And as to the Obama thing, I'm sure it's all racism, you know, laced in different words. But. But the thing about it is Trump is so jealous of Obama, it's unbelievable how pathetic he is and how jealous he is of this man who he will never be. He, Obama is smarter, he has bigger hands, he is more charismatic, he's a better speaker. People loved him. It's. He has a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar. None of neither of which Trump will ever get. And then the thing about the political enemies, I'm like, you are the president of the United States. You have single handedly destroyed the world's economy or you're on your way to do it. You have renamed everything after yourself. You have the Supreme Court, both parties of Congress. And you're mad. He's enraged all the fucking time, this man. He is not well. I mean, we can go through it, we can analyze it. At the end of the day, he needs to be not in a general hospital, but in a mental hospital, full stop.
Angie
Speaking of general hospital, he is also being sent back to a scheduled doctor's appointment. Kaitlyn Collins has been reporting on it and we know he just went to like an emergency dental appointment off by Mar A Lago and he's got a physical coming up, which he did, another physical, I want to say, like seven months ago. So I think this man is on his way out.
Kylie
Well, look at his hands. Here's the thing. And I would bet you both my right and left arm that he's. The doctors and the dentists that are coming for these appointments come to the White House, he doesn't go to them.
Angie
Right.
Kylie
So whatever he's got is going rapidly, you know, faster than they expected. And here's the thing, it can't come quick enough for me.
Ryan
Oh, and we know what the doctor's reports have looked like in the past. 6, 3, £215.
Kylie
Great at golf.
Ryan
You know, he always.
Kylie
In his medical records, it says great at golf. Shut the fuck up.
Ryan
And the best health the President has
Kylie
ever been, of course, in the history of the presidency.
Ryan
Something about his posts. He tweeted at one point that he was using the DoJ to go after his political enemies. And then a couple of hours later, he reposted something, attacking Todd Blanche for not going after his political enemies. So honestly, I'm pleased at least that this doctor's appointment is happening because clearly, like there is some assessment needed.
Kylie
Well, they're not, but he's not going
Ryan
to get it, other than I know,
Kylie
best golf player of all.
Ryan
That's true.
Kylie
But you know, here's the thing. It's called selective prosecution. I mean, he's giving every single defendant that this DOJ prosecutes a full cause for dismissal. And here's the thing. These attorneys, every attorney involved in the rigged this, or what do you call it? Stop the steel lawsuit. All disbarred, if not felons or some type of criminal pain. Bonnie's going to lose her license. Todd Blanch is going to lose his license. All of these people are going to be disbarred because what they're doing is unethical. But when you work for Trump, you're required to commit ethics violations.
Angie
Let, let's talk about Trump committing ethics violation violations. So he put out his Trump mobile phone. I'm sure you remember the big announcement.
Kylie
Oh yeah.
Angie
Not one fucking phone has been delivered, nor do I think they were ever real. Ryan, do you have some information on this?
Ryan
Yes, I do. So this number is staggering. 590,000 people paid a $100 deposit for the phone. That's $59 million. The terms of the plan that they sign make it so that there is no guaranteed refund. And, and this was marketed as phone that was made in the usa. After, after, after a week that was removed from the website after, you know, these 590,000 people had ordered it and there was never any manufacturer name. So we never knew where this phone was being produced. So clearly it was never happening. And they literally just stole $59 million from these people who are so naive. I mean there are videos of people online freaking out saying, you know, where is my Trump phone? It's like, dude, it was never coming. It was never coming. Yeah.
Kylie
Here's the thing about Trump going all the way back to Trump University, Trump vodka, all, every endeavor, Trump watches. Remember the gold sneakers, the Trump sneaker, You know, we're going to get them to you in form, you know, four weeks and it's like it never happens. But this man is a grifter. The meme coins, Melania's meme coin, this truth social, all of these things are designed for people to invest. They will never get what they're promised. And Trump walks away scot free. That's how he's always done it. And he's been allowed to do it because, because he has more money to continue to litigate it than, than the people that invest. And before we got on, Ryan was like, I just can't believe it's 600,000 people. And I was like down from 77 million. I mean that's an up because I guarantee you the watches, the true social stock, all this other that he's, you know, ruined people's lives and bought in them out financially. I mean, yeah, we've got some slow learners. We do, there's no question. But all of these things were readily available if you would just give it a go.
Angie
Do you all remember his nft?
Ryan
He launched the trading cards.
Angie
Yeah, these NFT trading cards. And his followers have no idea what that is?
Kylie
No, they said coming to the mailbox.
Angie
Yeah, they kept being upset. They weren't showing up in the mail.
Kylie
Okay. So, Ryan, this is before your time at I've had it podcast and I have news. We had a bank teller call in to the show to say that somebody walked into their bank to deposit
Angie
Trump money. And I bet they were not alone.
Kylie
No, it wasn't just one person.
Angie
No.
Kylie
These people are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Ryan
That's crazy. Wow.
Angie
Okay, so one of Trump's top aide, Stephen Miller, who is more scary because he's a lot smarter than Trump. Okay.
Kylie
Right.
Angie
We've got a new article in him. The Daily Beast is reporting that Donald Trump is reportedly freezing out Stephen Miller after he devised one of the most glaring missteps of the president's second term.
Kylie
So they've narrowed it down to just one misstep. I would think it would be missteps. I read an article over the weekend about Stephen and Katie Miller as a couple. And basically the gist of the article is I do not know who is the more vile of the two in that relationship. And it is really stunning that these two people have found each other and just how craven they both are. But Stephen Miller is a lot of things. He is a white supremacist. He has zero soul. My guess, sociopath. I mean, there's just absolutely not betting against that one. And he likes it. He likes to see people chained up. He probably jacks off to the thought of an immigrant getting caught by a snake or an alligator and dying. Like that's his jam. He loves this shit. He is not. Well, I just want to remind everybody, during Trump's four years when Biden was president, Stephen Miller went around suing everyone for. For white discrimination. And I shit you not, this man is a believer. He is a believer in white supremacy, full stop.
Ryan
Just a little bit more of reporting from the article. So one of Trump's big hang ups with Stephen Miller was his response to the killing of Alex Preddy in Minneapolis. So apparently Trump saw that the public was not okay with this. There was huge backlash, and this was even too much for Trump. And he's told some advisors in recent weeks that Miller that he knows that Miller goes too far. And now he's listening to which this should give us a lot of hope. He's listening to Mark Wayne Mullen and Tom Holman on immigration policy.
Angie
That's not funny. Because that's scary.
Ryan
It's not funny.
Kylie
But it's like you have a plumber running the Department of Homeland. That's where we are. He is absolutely the person that I Want advising a US President on homeland security is your plumber. And I fucking love my plumber. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying he has no business doing that. Here's the deal on Stephen Miller. Trump says he goes too far and they're trying to ice him out. Trump should fire his ass if he really believed that he would fire it. But I think Trump is okay with it. I, I mean, to one, to a degree, he likes it. And I'll, and I don't think I know the article says that Trump thinks he went too far. Trump doesn't think he gets went too far. He really doesn't give a if he went too far. What he cares about is the public bash backlash. He doesn't care about the human beings. He cares about the reflection on him.
Ryan
And one other thing about Stephen Miller that I found while I was doing some research on him. So he joined Trump's team in 2016 and even, out of all people, even Corey Lewandowski was reluctant to hire Stephen Miller. So if anyone's going to do any sort of character assessment on anyone and fail in Corey Lewandowski's eyes, they really should not be anywhere close to the President.
Kylie
No, you've got Corey Lewandowski who's pay for play while he was with his lover at the Department of Homeland Security. And even he doesn't think Stephen Miller has what it takes.
Angie
Okay, Ryan, what's next?
Ryan
Trump is floating another country joining the United states as its 51st state. Kylie, play the clip.
Jennifer
This morning, it was just before the Oval Office, he kind of surprised me a little bit because he said, john, I just want to tell you I'm very serious about this, so you can talk about this. I'm serious about beginning a process to make Venezuela the 51st state. Now, there's a rich history in this nation of taking territories and absorbing them into the United States.
Kylie
Okay, stop. Enough. Okay? Number one, Trump wants the oil from Venezuela. That's why this whole thing happened. And let's just. Has anybody heard about all the oil money that was going to go to make the US Better, Venezuela better, and then when, and then it went to Qatar and now you never hear about it again. My bet, Trump's pocket. That's where the money is, 100%.
Ryan
I mean, and we've had Greenland floated, we've had Canada floated, now we have Venezuela. I just don't think that they want us like Trump wants them.
Kylie
Would you want to come to this raging shit show? Fuck no. Everybody's like, I've Heard tourism's down, world leaders are like, he's fucking crazy. I mean, you're watching the death of a superpower, like by suicide. So of course nobody's dying to do this. And here's the thing. I just find it hard to believe that when you're at a war that you started, that is illegal, that is disrupting the global economy, tanking everything in the United States of America, where do you have the bandwidth to go in and take over another country? Oh, oh, oh. And you're focused on all your little tributes that you're putting to yourself and your gold shit and just being an otherwise nut job. So I am not even remotely thinking this is serious. Okay, listener, we all know that health issues don't just happen between nine and five. They happen at odd hours, at weird times. So that is one of the reasons I love zocdoc. With zocdoc, having no time to book a doctor's appointment is actually not a problem because they allow you to do it online at their app 24 hours a day. It is a free app and website that helps you find and book high quality in network doctors. So you can find someone you love. Whether you're looking for dermatology, dentistry, primary care, eye care, or one of the other 200 specialties offered by Zocdoc, you can easily search by specialty or symptom to build the care team. That's right. Or for you. And this has been really a great tool for me because my son moved out of state when he began working. We had no idea. Where do you go to the dentist who's going to be your doctor? What if you get sick? Zocdoc took all of those concerns away and it has just been seamlessly easy. So stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com ihip to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. That's Z O c d o c.ship zocdoc.ship thanks, Zocdoc, for sponsoring this episode.
Ryan
And yesterday. I know we've reported on this many times before, but we just like to highlight it because it is important to show the status of our President Trump falling asleep again in the Oval Office. Here he is. He's at a some kind of event focused on women's health. And of course, Trump doesn't give a shit. And so there he is. He's literally. Yeah, if you're listening, his eyes are fully closed. It's not disputable whether or not he's
Angie
drooping down like he's had a stroke again, like he's full.
Kylie
I mean, it's just. Here's the deal. When he was awake, he was being misogynistic towards the women in his office because he doesn't know. He does not know. That's how he feels. He just says it. And I just want to go back to. We're still around Fox News talking about Joe Biden. You know what. What did. Who knew what when. We all know every single day. So stop. About Joe Biden. Like, there's not one American that can watch him, like, even a Fox News. You showed them the actual clips of what Trump is doing and saying and sleeping and all that. I think even if maybe not the 600,000 that bought the Trump whatever phone, maybe they wouldn't believe it. But I would just think if you looked at him objectively, everyone would say, dude's got to go in a nursing home.
Angie
I was going to say pumps on my Twitter feed. I got some MAGA people and they were literally, like, zooming in and being like, look, he's blinking. He's blinking.
Kylie
They also probably brought Trump phones.
Angie
They. Yeah, they're waiting on it.
Kylie
They're waiting on Trump.
Angie
Okay. The last thing I want to leave our listener with is you've heard all of us and Jennifer talking about Trump hitting J.D. vance and Marco Rubio against each other. And yesterday he put them on the spot. And I'm just going to play the
Jennifer
clip duties out there. J.D. i envy you and other people. I don't know. Who's it going to be? Is it going to be J.D. is it going to be somebody else? I don't know. Does anybody have. Okay, let's go. You ready? Who likes J.D. vance?
Kylie
No.
Jennifer
Who likes Marco Rubio? All right. Sounds like a good ticket. J.D. it's a perfect. That was a perfect ticket, by the way. I do believe that's a dream team. But these are minor details. That does not mean you have my endorsement under any circumstances. A lot of beauties.
Angie
He just had to say that.
Kylie
He just had to say that. Here's the thing. J.D. vance is the one he's throwing under the bus right now, but Marco Rubio's turn is coming. You can count on two things with Trump, he is going to put you in a position where you have to commit crimes. That's a 100%. And he is going to humiliate you for fun. That. That's what he does. That's who he is. Look across, go through the line of his entire life. And here's the thing, he does not want anybody to be as popular as he is. And I just wonder if J.D. vance, when he sits, you know, he lays his head on the pillow at night after he takes his eye makeup off with his eye makeup remover, if he says, you know, it was worth it. I am so glad that I was able to throw my wife under the bus, my kids under the bus, my in laws under the bus. I'm so proud of myself that I was not able to stand for one thing that I believe in and I was not able to protect my family. But it's worth it because Trump gets to drag me out and browbeat me and humiliate me every day. I wonder if he ever thinks about that.
Ryan
I just love that. So this event took place after he fell asleep in the Oval Office. So after he wakes up from his nap, he comes out and he's polling the crowd on who should be the 20, 28 nominee. It's just not normal behavior. And we've become so numb to this guy. And just if any other president was falling asleep on television, we would be outraged. It would be covered 247 on the news. And yet we're just, we're used to it.
Kylie
Yeah. I mean, he gets away with murder. I mean, Obama wears a tan suit. People are still talking about it. Joe Biden, we are still on Fox News going in depth about him. You know, was he sleepy? Joe Biden. And it's just like this guy gets away with fucking murder every day. And the victim of Trump always is the United States citizen. Always.
Angie
All right, we've got Jennifer. That's it. Jennifer's coming back tomorrow, so you will see her and Angie Ryan and I will pop in time to time. Angie, you want to close it out?
Kylie
All right, we will be back. Please like this video. Subscribe to our channel and check out Jennifer's new book. It is. The link is in the bio of this show, not Today Fascists, which will be out in October. Sam.
Episode: Trump Suffers Worst Overnight Mental Health Episode Yet; WH Races to Cover It Up
Date: May 12, 2026
Hosts: Jennifer Welch, Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Regulars: Kylie, Ryan
Theme:
This episode offers a comedic yet pointed progressive critique of Donald Trump’s latest erratic behavior—including a late-night social media spree, mounting evidence of mental and physical decline, escalating White House denial, and a string of Trumpian grifts—while drawing connections to broader questions of ethics in the Republican political sphere.
Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan, joined by Kylie and Ryan, dissect the latest Trump drama, focusing on:
Their signature tone mixes humor, sarcasm, and biting critique, spotlighting what they see as the absurdity and dangers of the current administration.
The episode is a raucous, gloves-off takedown of Donald Trump’s recent meltdown, ongoing medical mystery, and latest cons, refusing both-sides equivocation. The hosts blend cathartic anger, gallows humor, and resilient camaraderie, giving progressive listeners relatable comic relief and social critique in deeply uncertain times.