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Host
Convicted felon cankles McTaco tits has ended zero wars. Zero wars. And what does he do? Play the clip.
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Guest 1
Other things going, we ended seven wars. Probably more than that. You know, they wrote an article and they gave me three additional ones that I ended without even knowing it. But you know, I saw things would go in bed and it looked like it was going to go bad and it could have been, it could have been 10.
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Host
But you guys, this is what they do to people that are in the memory care wing of a nursing home. Somebody's rambling on. I ended seven wars, I think I could end more. And he just keeps going on and on and droning. So then the family or the nurse says, you know what, Papa Kanks, I think you win 10. I think we're going to give you three more. I think you ended 10 wars. And then everybody leaves and he gets on the phone and calls some cousin or some friend and rambles on. That's what we're dealing with here. Where is Jake Tapper? I mean seriously, this is advanced cognitive decline on top of pathological lying, magical thinking, delusions of grandeur, narcissistic personality, personality disorder and just being an all around world class gold star hammered piece of dog.
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Guest 2
He is the biggest hammer piece of dog. And I want to say all we heard about is he was the president of peace. He was going to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Russia's now bombing American factories. Yeah, they're putting American flags on their tanks because he put his lips on Vladimir Putin's ass. What's going on in Gaza and Israel? They're bombing God City. It's a full blown famine over there. What's he done for that? Made a video about Trump, Gaza. This guy is nothing but a liar and an opportunist that cares about one thing and one thing only. Him.
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Host
You're exactly right. Pumps next up. So he has been wildly enriching himself. I think he's made something like $3.4 billion in the first eight months of his presidency. And what we're about to play for you is a completely impeachable offense. If any other politician did anything close to this, they would be impeached. But the Republican Mag party are a party of betas that follow a man that has full blown dementia who Alex Jones gives less than 12 months to live. They have sold their souls, our country, all of the hardworking American taxpayers that provide the corporate welfare for all of their rich donors. Here's what Kanks is doing. And they don't give a shit.
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News Reporter
January, the president's bought more than $100 million worth of corporate and municipal bonds. That is according to filings from the Office of Government Ethics. This kind of active trading by a president is unprecedented. It means Donald Trump stands to benefit or suffer losses depending on how these bonds perform. But these bonds include banks and they include companies and they include local governments that are literally directly impacted by the decisions that, that Donald Trump is making in the White House.
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Host
You know what me off about this pumps and I'll get your take on it is, you know, Kanks is, you know, the curtains are coming. You know, grim reapers, Grim reaper is knocking at the door. So he's made all this money and this is just petty and ridiculous, but I know that Don Jr. And Eric, the American psycho dumb and dumbers are going to get all this money. Yeah. They're just such pieces of shit and they'll do such bad shit with it. It's just another layer of it that pisses me off. It's a petty layer, but I'm sure view you can get on board because his sons are just awful.
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Guest 2
They're awful and he's awful. And here's the thing, he's not even trying to hide it. He's like, I'm going to make this decision and then I'm going to invest in the company. That's what like Martha Stewart went to fucking jail for. And the President of the United States is proud of it. Members of Congress are doing it. Let's not forget how hard he went after Josh Hawley who sucks his dick 247 about including the president and the Vice president not being allowed to trade regarding legislation in front of him. He threw a fit because he's the worst fucking offender.
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Host
There's never been a better time in the United States of America to be a white collar criminal or a pedophile. Touche. I mean, that is, that is spot on because MAGA is the party of cheaters and pedos. Yeah. I mean, just every single time I get online, it's some MAGA person at a state level that has child sex abuse photos on their computers. And guess what? They were at January, January 6th. And they chronically post about Kanks. It's just crazy. All right, next up, Trump is now threatening Colorado. All right, Tina Peters was convicted of multiple felonies, including election tampering and sentenced to nine years in prison. Now Trump is threatening the state of Colorado with, quote, harsh measures if she's not released from jail. This is straight out of a banana republic that tweet is from Republicans against Trump. But here is the unhinged Kankles McTaco Tits tweet. Convicted felon writes free Tina Peters, a brave and innocent patriot who has been tortured by crooked Colorado politicians including the big mail in ballot supporting the governor of the state. Let Tina Peters out of jail right now. She did nothing wrong except catching the Democrats cheat in the election. She is an old woman and very sick. If she is not least I'm going to take harsh measures, you guys. This is just, just a tweet that gets buried in the and the illegal, corrupt, immoral that these people do. And here's something I want everybody to take from this. All of us have some triple Trumpers in our life that you know are either like full blown rednecks or maybe they're country club Republicans that used to talk about decency. We rule of law and personal accountability. They don't have jack to stand on anymore. None of these people are reliable messengers. They're complete hypocrites. This is unbelievable harsh measures for somebody who went through the court system. And this is an attack on the courts. This is an attack on the rule of law. So while at the same time they're talking about crime in D.C. the guy who's talking about it is a convicted felon. He's surrounded by all these, you know, misfits like Cash Patel who looks like he just did, you know, five lines of blow before he walked out in front of the cameras and then we have him threatening states and basically that is a huge threat on the court system.
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Guest 2
Well, yes, and it's also fascism, pure and simple. You do what I want you to do. And what Tina Peters did, I want. I, I watched this long documentary about her. She went into the Dominion voting system, she broke in. I mean she lot of crazy. And for him to say she's innocent is a lie. He knows it's a lie. She knows it's a lie. She is.
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Host
How do you make an Airbnb a verbo? Picture a vacation rental with a host.
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Guest 2
Who'S showing you every room like you've.
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Host
Never seen a house before. Now get rid of them.
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Guest 2
There you go.
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Host
No host ever.
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Guest 2
Now it's a verbo. Make it a verbo. He's a despicable person. As is he. And I just look at that. And I think when. Welcome to Russia.
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Host
Well, and he wants. This is about voting and yeah, this is, this is going to be, I mean like buckle up, buttercups. This is going to be tough. They're already Throwing the kitchen sink at the midterms. And we are all going to have to stay incredibly engaged because it is the only way. If they cheat and rig the midterms, it's. It's curtains. I mean, we have to. What Gavin Newsom is doing. Governor Hochul of New York said, game on. It is all hands on deck. It is having personal conversations with people in our personal lives that are painful and saying, do you care about the rule of law? Do you care about this country? Do you care about all of the things you said you cared about? Because this guy isn't a Republican. He's not a conservative. He is an insane, dictatorial, murderous dictator. And you might say, Jennifer, why are you saying murderous? I'm saying murderous because he is bending the need of Vladimir Putin, who now is bombing American factories and advancing and killing more Ukrainians and kidnapping more Ukrainian children. I'm saying murderous because he refuses to stand up for innocent Gazans. I'm saying murderous because he oversaw the defunding of usaid, which is going to kill millions of people. And so this is a murderous regime. And every single one of us have to stay locked and loaded and have uncomfortable conversations on a personal level all the way up to us discussing in the comment section of this community that we've built here. This is the fight of our lives. And they are going to throw everything at this. And the reason he's picked this Tina Peters thing is because he wants to set an example that we're going to cheat.
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Guest 2
Right?
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Host
He knows that he can't win the right way. He knows that his approval rating is 33, 34% at best. And he knows they're going to have to cheat to keep the House and Senate. He knows it. And so that's what he's going to do. And you see all of these firings and all of this purging of people in the federal government that were objective and took an oath to the Constitution. That is being an objective, honest person does not behoove you in the Trump administration. You have to be a beta male, sick sycophant, lying liar, evil piece of. And then you can get hired, right?
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Guest 2
It's almost a prerequisite to be a sexual predator. I mean, everybody in that administration is so low moral character and so low ethics.
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Host
Just a couple of little things here before we wrap. Trump took the CDC database with crime rates down, he took this off of the Internet because what it shows is that red states have higher crime rates than blue states. And so is an inconvenient fact for the MAGA administration when they propagandized the rubes. And here is actually the actual list of the states that have the highest murder rate. Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, New Mexico, Missouri, Arkansas, South Carolina, Maryland, Georgia and Tennessee. I only see two blue states. So 80% of the top 10 states that have the highest crime rates are MAGA super majority states. MAGA policies fail people. They provide for corporate welfare to where billionaires don't have to pay taxes, use far more infrastructure and we, the hard working American taxpayer bail them out and they, they, they throw little shiny objects in front of you like oh my God, have a stage five meltdown about Cracker Barrel. And these people are like oh my God, okay, I'll do it. And then they just fucking humiliate themselves on the Internet all day every day. But listen you guys, we're all still here. 30 approval rating is, is low. It's a teeny weeny approval rating and we have to stay engaged. And please like our channel. Subscribe to our channel. Like this video. And a great way to support Pumps and me is to order our book. Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. The link to purchase the book is below in the show notes and we'll see you all later. Hope you're having a great weekend.
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Guest 2
It.