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Political Commentator 1
All right, MAG is now triggered by vegans. And let me check my notes here. Six gender people play the clip.
Political Commentator 2
Even running a vegan campaign, whatever that
Political Commentator 1
is,
Political Commentator 2
he goes by a few names that you may all have heard of. Some people know him as Tofu Talarico. Some people call him six gender Jimmy. I've even heard some people call him James Telefrico. And others refer to him simply as Low Taylor.
Political Commentator 1
Okay, let me check my notes here. We are scared of tofu and the six gender stuff. This comes from Trump misunderstanding CIS gender C I s. And so the stupidity and the lack of comprehension trickles down into maga. And the low T accusation, of course, is projection. And so this is Trump endorsed Ken Paxton in Texas. And this guy is about. He's a perfect candidate for maga. I mean, he is like a chef's kiss of debauchery and idiocy and incompetence for maga. And here's how talent RICO responds.
Political Supporter
Generation Texan. I've been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton's first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.
Political Commentator 1
Pumps.
Political Commentator 3
You know, here's the thing. They are. I mean, Ken Paxton, I am not old. I mean, I am not too young to remember when he was indicted in this house of Texas's Congress because of all the tomfoolery and the mishandling of cases as Attorney General. And during that trial, this godly man, this man that stands on his Bible because he's family values, all we heard was him about fucking around with one person after the next. Of course he was fucking around with an employee, because that's what you do when you're maga. So the fact that the best you can come up with is he eats tofu. Shut the fuck up. And why don't you worry about all the charges you're facing by your own state?
Political Commentator 1
Yeah. And see, here's the thing. Like, it is a feature, not a bug, a feature that MAGA is going to prop up these unqualified, hypocritical men. Let's dive into Ken Paxton's record, pop this up. So he was impeached by his own party for corruption. Perfect. Perfect for Maga. Paid $300,000 to settle felony fraud charges. Again, chef's kiss. Had multiple extramarital affairs. His wife, by the way, when she filed for divorce, filed for biblical reasons, is under investigation for mortgage fraud. Perfection. Stole a $11,000 pin for another lawyer. I like the scope from like high corruption to just a petty thief. I like that he is a the whole MAGA candidate and was sued for firing whistleblowers. And so this guy is perfect. And unsurprisingly, he also protects child rapists. Pop this up. Adam Hoffman raped his son's best friend for three years. First degree felony, life without parole. Ken Paxton's office gutted it to 60 days. He walked free after 30 days. No sex offender registration. His record scrubbed clean. Texas protects predators with power. So I want you to think about that. His son's best friend was raped. Ken Paxton, the guy, the biblical guy who's wound up about tofu, races in and gives this guy 30 days and he isn't registered as a sex offender. These are MAGA values. This is what these people do. This is what MAGA is. And so the Democrats need to run on the corruption that the MAGA party is the party of law and disorder. It is the party of child pedophilia and it is a death cult. All of these things always happen with MAGA Republicans.
Political Commentator 3
You know what I saw floating around on the Internet was Ken Paxton's mugshot. And I thought these family value, we back the blue. You know, we are fighting for law and order. Trump has a mugshot because he is a criminal. Ken Paxton mugshot. Please explain to me how you're backing the blue when you, you are buying your way out of felonies. It is so stunning that these people are able to completely disconnect from reality and vote for this man. And then I think, oh, no, it's not that stunning because they do it every single Sunday at their evangelical churches. I know that because I am guilty of doing it.
Political Commentator 1
Yeah. And this is just a real feature of right wing MAGA politics. You prop up unqualified men who are morally depraved and it makes the base feel normal. It's like, oh, well, the President does it. Oh, well, our senator does it. And then there's something that they love about the cruelty that a Trump or a Paxton offers them. There's an, an exchange that is made there where, no, you're not going to get higher wages. No, you're not going to have health care. No, we're not going to provide basic governmental services. In fact, we're going to completely dismantle them. But you get to be a prick. You get to hate on gay people, you get to hate on immigrants, you get to blame them from all your pro. You get to blame them for all of your problems. And then this clip resurfaced of Paxton after the 2020 election on Steve Bannon's podcast. And basically he admits here, he says the quiet part out loud, that Biden would have won Texas if Ken Paxton hadn't suppressed and not counted 2.5 million mail in ballots. So this is super important, you guys. As we head into the midterms, these red states are going to do everything in their power to cheat to make sure Talarico doesn't win. That's what they're going to do. And they have the infrastructure set up the governor there, the guy in the wheelchair, he a hundred percent will do everything in his power to cheat for maga. So these red states are going to cheat. And that's how fragile these MAGA men are. They cannot run, lose, tuck their tail between their legs, congratulate their opponent, and go on and support democracy. They cheat, they lie, they steal, deal they around on their wives, they cover up for their child rapists, pedophile best friends. That's who MAGA is. If you're a MAGA Christian, you triple Trump. That's what you support. And it's why your numbers as far as recruiting new recruits into the evangelical church are tanking. Play the clip.
Political Commentator 2
Harris County Trump won by620,000 votes in Texas. Harris county mailing ballots that they wanted to send out were 2.5 million. Those were all illegal. And we were able to stop every one of them. Had we not done that, we would have been in the very same situation. We would have been on election night. I was watching election night and I knew when I saw what was happening in these other states that that would have been Texas. We would have been in the same boat. We would have been one of those battleground states that they were counting votes in Harris county for three days and Donald Trump would have lost the election.
Political Commentator 1
So there you have it. And this has been the infrastructure for this has been going on since 2020. The one thing that Trump, quote, learned his lesson from, Senator Susan Collins from Maine, he did learn his lesson. He learned how to be a better criminal. He learned how to be a better liar. He learned how to remove guard rails, he learned how to completely reroute any form of democratic rule of law and go to just flat out crime and disorder. And sadly, Susan Collins, Senator of Maine. When you support these people, this is what happens every time. So the question is, are the moderate senators that campaign on being moderate, are they totally hardcore right wing fascists? And I think the answer has to be yes, because this is what is happening here. Texas is trending blue. It has been for quite some time. And there will be cheating, lying, stealing, all sorts of. In this election, all sorts of fascinating. That Governor will go in, send the National Guard in and take ballots and prevent them from being counted. I guarantee it. That's what will happen in Texas.
Political Commentator 3
Well, there's no question. I mean, I. To your point, Trump, the very first gerrymandering came from Trump calling Greg Abbott that said we need to gerrymander Texas so we can pick up seats. Greg Abbott didn't take it to a vote. He said, okay, yes sir, may I have another? And he did it. And the thing about it is, what is so fascinating to me is you have this president going on and on about how great his policy is. He's got 100% approval rating, everybody loves him, but it's cheat, cheat, cheat. And Ken Paxton, you know, he, he had the Senator Corbyn or Ken Paxton to endorse and he chose Paxton because Paxton's dirtier. I mean, not saying the other is great, but I'm just saying Paxton will go along with any lie, any fraud, any criminal conspiracy, because we've seen that he's done it in Texas. Ken Paxton was the Attorney General. He is the one that sends cases to these super conservative appellate court. He files cases in that district because he knows that appellate court is eaten up with the dumb shits. This is a man that will do anything for Trump and that is why Trump endorsed him. And that is why these dipshits Republicans voted for him. And if the best he's got on Talarico, who seems to be a much stronger man of faith in terms of actions, not words, I would think that it's going to be a big problem. But like you said, when you can cheat, when you don't have to count 2.5 million ballots makes it a whole lot easier to win.
Political Commentator 1
Yeah, and that's, you're exactly right. That's exactly why he endorsed Paxton, because birds of a feather flock together. This is exactly who the MAGA Christians are. This is why we have merch on our website that says boycott mega churches. This is a cancer in the Bible belt. These people are morally depraved, binary, idiotic, emotionally immature people, emotionally stunted individuals. This guy is so corrupt that he let off A child rapist. And you may Remember back in 2016, Trump endorsed in Alabama a child molester. Roy Moore, you may remember going on right now at the epicenter of a child sex trafficking ring, the Epstein files. The president is mentioned over a million times. MAGA Christians support pedophilia, period. They can claim they don't, but the evidence is to the contrary. And you can say, oh, no, they don't. But those facts still exist. Whether you acknowledge them or or not. The facts exist. Kim Paxton endorses and okays child rape. Donald Trump endorses and okay, child rape. And this is how delusional Texas Republicans are. I'm about to play a video of Representative Brandon Gill. And this is the guy who's a white guy and he's married to a woman of Indian descent. That is always saying all sorts of racist white nationalist on his Twitter. It's crazy. I mean, like, crazy. He's always talking about immigrants and like his wife's family, the parents are immigrants. But nonetheless, here he is last night speaking to a crowd. Play the clip.
Political Supporter
Aren't we? And you know what that means? That means that we are finally going to take our country back, aren't we?
Political Commentator 1
Okay. These people just are not smart. You have the White House. You have the House, you have the Senate, you have the Supreme Court. In Texas, you basically have MAGA super majorities. They do the same in Oklahoma. It has been a MAGA super majority state before MAGA even existed. It has been the. The forebearer of what MAGA is going to look like. And it is a race to the bottom. Oklahoma is ranked 50th. And these politicians get out and they're like, we're going to take Oklahoma back. I'm like, from who? I mean, so you're going to make it even worse. The stupidity on display with these MAGA Republicans is nothing short of breathtaking. Yet it's still unsurprising. And beyond these politicians, we have a problem in our electorate where these MAGA Christians weaponize their faith and they use it to where, oh, you can't attack us. You're attacking Christianity, your version of Christianity. Christianity is the most perverted, grotesque, cruel, human rights violating cancer in the country. 77 million people voted for Donald Trump out of the evangelical faith. It's over 80% that turned out in droves to vote for a party that is pro pedophilia, pro death and pro crime. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe. We'll be back later with more news.
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Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: May 27, 2026
In this episode of IHIP News, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan take a scathing, humorous, and unapologetically progressive look at the current political landscape in Texas, focusing on former President Trump’s involvement in Texas politics and the rise (and scandals) of MAGA-aligned politicians such as Ken Paxton. They dissect Republican tactics to suppress votes, hypocrisy within MAGA and evangelical circles, and the pervasive culture of corruption—a "death cult," as they call it—at the heart of the GOP. Their tone blends indignant outrage with biting wit, calling out double standards, moral failings, and their damaging effects on American democracy.
This episode offers a fiercely critical and witty analysis of current Texas GOP politics, exposing the entrenched hypocrisy, corruption, and anti-democratic tendencies of MAGA Republicans, especially as embodied by Ken Paxton. The hosts argue that cruelty and moral depravity are not glitches but core features of the MAGA movement, and they urge Democrats to focus on exposing this to the electorate. Their commentary is unapologetically left wing, laced with sarcasm and righteous indignation, reinforced by jaw-dropping facts and memorable rants—making it required listening (or reading) for anyone tracking the battleground for the future of Texas politics.