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Political Commentator 1
This is what happens when a dumb person has dementia. Play the clip.
Political Commentator 2
Last night was incredible. Not only Texas, but so many other places. And the numbers were fantastic. And they've really been that way for a year. If you look, it's. Hundreds of people won and almost nobody didn't win.
Political Commentator 1
Hundreds of people won and almost nobody didn't win. I think he's confused about, like, the primary, right? Yeah. The Republicans had a good night in the Republican primary.
Political Commentator 3
There was no way they could lose. But I. He gets so fixated on my endorsement. One like they have. He has been just glowing ever since, like, Thomas Massie lost and now Ken Paxton went. I mean, he thinks that that means
Political Commentator 1
they love the Republicans. Do they do. Very high approval rating with Republicans.
Political Commentator 3
People voting in the primary. They love him.
Political Commentator 1
They love Donald Trump. I mean, they really, really love him. Here he is talking about the midterms. Play the clip.
Political Commentator 2
Economic system is broken down. They thought they were going to outweigh me. You know, we'll outweigh him. He's got the midterms. I don't care about the midterms. Look what happened last night. That was.
Political Commentator 1
Look what happened last night. Republicans won almost everywhere they ran in the Republican primaries. I mean, what an idiot. But I do agree that you don't care about the midterms. And I will say there's a little bit of bright light in some of this for me. He's going to do everything he can do to try to rig the election and get the local governments, particularly in red states, to throw out ballot boxes.
Political Commentator 3
A lot of.
Political Commentator 1
A lot of incoming. But he has been providing a lot of COVID the last several months, saying stuff like, the midterms. We don't know why. Nobody understands why. But typically, the incumbent president loses the midterms. The other party wins, which, it's true, that does always happen. But it's like people around him quite possibly have been bracing him for this. I think that a lot of the polling that we see for him is even still somewhat inflated. I think that. But I do think a lot of people, when push comes to shove, they just always go vote Republican.
Political Commentator 3
No, I agree with that. But I think because of his abysmal performance and how bad everything he said he was going to fix, he's like smashed up into a million pieces. I think they just won't vote. And I think a lot of Democrats or people that don't previously vote will go out and vote for a Democrat, not because they're so great, but because they are so fucking mad at the bullshit that this guy is doing.
Political Commentator 1
And here he is continuing to rat J.D. vance. It's glorious. It's beautiful. Play the clip.
Political Commentator 2
And you know, V does really great. We'll have a balanced budget without having to do anything. This is the kind of money they stole.
Political Commentator 1
He's talking about J.D. vance as the fraud czar. And if he does a good enough job, he'll balance the budget. This is sabotage. This is the pettiest junior high school on the planet. I love it. I love this for JD Vance. I love it for JD Vance's pimps because JD Vance is America's biggest prostitute. I love it for the pimps. He has now put JD Vance as in charge of fraud. And if he does a good enough job, he will balance the federal budget. That is a master class in rat, in my opinion.
Political Commentator 3
Well, not to mention, you know, he sends him to Hungary, Viktor Orban, Tank City. He's gonna negotiate a peace deal with Iran. Really, really. Like he this JD Vance, when they call his number, he needs to block it and just be like, I'm over here. I'm doing the deal. I've got a new baby. Take paternity leave. Do something. Because I think Trump, I'm like you. I think he loves it.
Political Commentator 2
Love.
Political Commentator 1
And Marco Rubio's next. There's no way. So here for this guy, Donald Trump has the decency to be like, okay, I've served my terms and here is I want you to take the reins of the MAGA movement. This petty old queen. There's no way it's going to be Rat. Into his bunker, into his ballroom. His dying death wish will be rat somebody. And I think at the end of the day, he'll rat. He'll turn all of his ire onto who he thinks is going to live the life that he built for himself, that he robbed and stole to to live for himself. And then here he is, just another example of complete cognitive decline and master of the obvious skills.
Political Commentator 2
Play the clip that I talked about would go from $10 to $20. The world is bigger than the U.S. hard to believe, but it's true.
Political Commentator 3
I swear to you. This man thinks when I die, the world ends. Like there's nothing. There's no world after I die. That's how bad his narcissism is.
Political Commentator 1
And he believes the world is larger than the United States, which of course, it objectively is. Okay, moving along. Trump blames problems with the Lincoln Memorial on Biden. Play the clip.
Political Commentator 2
The memorial, if you take a look, the Lincoln Memorial, it was built, I guess, a little after the Lincoln war. It's embarrassing. It was so horrible. I never saw anything like it. It was filthy dirty. It was Biden. And they spent, between the two of them, they spent hundreds of millions of dollars trying to fix this thing.
Political Commentator 1
Okay, I'm sure he did that again where he goes, where he has like a mini stroke.
Political Commentator 2
The memorial Wash, if you take a look, the Lincoln Memorial, it was built, I guess, a little after the Lincoln.
Political Commentator 1
It's like a memorial. You see that mini stroke again, I'm not a physician, but I think that was a mini stroke. And here he is, you guys, the racism is so horrible. It is so horrible how racist he is. And they are so laser focused on Somalians and the Somalian populations are refugees. And so these are people who, if you go by the, the Christian Bible that these good Christian folk should welcome. And they have done a great job in Minnesota and Ohio. Big contributors to the economy. That's never good enough for Trump. Stephen Miller, if they're black skinned or brown skinned, all you're going to get served up is racism. Play the clip.
Political Commentator 2
Millions of dollars for taking care of one man. Total crook. They're all crooks. The Somalians, what they've done to Minnesota. The Somalians, crooked as hell. Elon Omar, crooked as hell. They're all crooks. And we got them. We got them. Now we're putting the clamps on. But boy, I tell you, that's an impressive group of guys. That gap behind you, I was watching that.
Political Commentator 1
And it's just the, the racism coming from a president in the United States like that towards a whole group of people is, it's really breathtaking. It really takes my breath away that so many people watch this and they're completely fine with it. So many Americans watch this and they would go quadruple Trump because they themselves are racist. And these are the people that are the worst, the worst, worst among us. The cancer that will remain after Trump is gone. That type of racism is inexcusable. It should be Stamped out. If you know people that are on board with this, they just dismantled the Voting Rights act and we have a president saying stuff like this. It's just very troubling.
Political Commentator 3
No, I agree. It's it and it's dangerous. It puts people in positions because people that used to see and have all this hate are now like saying it out loud and doing this. Not to mention it's, these are lies. All this Somalian in Minnesota, I'm not saying there wasn't fraud, but compared to what Trump does every day, like, it's not even funny the comparison. But because they're black skin and brown skinned people, it's okay. Just look at the difference between how Somalia is being handled and the Epstein list is being handled. I mean, it's such a stunning collapse.
Political Commentator 1
Well, there is no issue. I mean if you look at Minnesota, look at the, what they're ranked as a state, it's one of the top states in the country. Their education is top, crime rates are low, all of the things. And then you look at the red states, look at the Bible. Both states do Minnesota right up to Oklahoma, do Minnesota up to Alabama, do Minnesota compared to West Virginia, Minnesota next to Louisiana and on and on and on. If MAGA was right and all of this prayer works, the red states, the Bible belt states would be top one through 12 in the country. But it's, it's all, it's just to provide this cover for their racism that they can wrap it up with that they're good Christian folk and it's all a bunch of lies. Here's Trump. I mean, total cognitive. It's amazing to me that he still gets on TV all the time. Confuses Venezuela with Iran.
Political Commentator 2
I call it a war. I call it a conflict. Despite the conflict with Venezuela, who no longer has a Navy, no longer has an air force, no longer has a lot of people that were leading the country into very bad places. Their leadership is gone. Their second rung leadership is gone. And we're dealing with their third. Half of their third because half of their third is gone too.
Political Commentator 1
All right? And then the, this guy, you remember we had to all live through the Nobel Peace Prize non stop. We're still living through it. And then he stole that woman's Nobel Peace Prize or she's such an idiot, she goes to the White House and gives it to him. I mean like the, the Nobel Peace Prize committee should have taken away from her just for that. And that's completely disqualifying. But this guy who says, I'm, I've solved all these wars. I'm the big peace president. Yak yak. He just says this today. Play the clip.
Political Commentator 2
Well, it's international waters and Oman will behave just like everybody else who will have to blow him up.
Political Commentator 1
Perfect. Perfect. Let's nominate Trump for another Nobel Peace Prize, the one that he stole. I mean, this is insane. They're gonna have to do what we say or we're going to blow them up. This is, this is utter insanity. And I want to remind you that while they're all doing all of this, all of those dipshits go knowingly go on camera, walk into that room and debase themselves. When there are cameras and a live feed around the world, that video evidence is going to live on forever. There's a guy behind the scenes, a little guy, unattractive guy inside and out named Stephen Miller. And this is what he woke up and, and put on the Internet today, which this will also live forever. The Democrats have made history by nominating their first transgender Senate candidate. So this is James Talarico, who is not transgender. And it's just unbelievable that these MAGA Republicans believe in nothing. They have no even like double digit IQ argument. Like, you know, the Democrats have put up, you know, pro choice Talarico. At least you, you know, you're, you're supposedly pro life, you know, anti abortion. But to call somebody trans, that not, that's not trans. Again, I just want to bring up why is he waking up first thing in the morning and thinking about trans people? Stephen Miller, I think that's rather an interesting thing because this is not. Trans people don't think about trans people as much as MAGA men think about trans people. What is the obsession MAGA has with trans people? Genitalia and gay sex. It's the weirdest I have ever seen in my life. James Talarico is objectively a man. I don't think he sees it as an insult that somebody calls him trans. This is more of an indictment on Stephen Miller and to me, a window to what's going on up here and what he's fantasizing about all the time, which is clearly trans stuff, gay stuff, etc, because to wake up first thing in the morning and that's the first thing you post about the results of a political campaign is a really interesting take.
Political Commentator 3
The only thing that I can think is they know that trans is a hot button issue for this super evangelical MAGA Christian base, a lot of whom live in Texas. And so I think it's firing that up. I mean, all I've heard about. I've seen the transgender tweet, but every time shit goes really bad for Trump, he pulls out transgender issue. Riley Gaines, Joe Biden, those are his kind of go tos. But the vegan, and he's a vegetarian and all that. I'm like, I'm like, you. Why aren't you arguing with him about tax policy, immigration policy? Let's have a debate. You can't debate. You don't eat meat. You're a transgender.
Political Commentator 1
Well, I mean, Usha Vance is a vegetarian too. Like, who gives a.
Political Commentator 3
Like.
Political Commentator 1
Like, this is the. That they care about. Like, right? They don't give what somebody eats. I remember. I'll never. Ted fucking cruise. I'll never forget this commercial. Or it was a tweet he did during the race. And he gets real close to the iPhone. He goes, kamala Harris, you're not taking away my cheeseburger. And it's like, we know, Ted.
Political Commentator 3
Yeah, Nothing.
Political Commentator 1
We know. We've seen the profile shot of you in the Cancun airport, big guy. We know exactly who's not taking away your cheeseburger. But they think that that is like. Like that. And who are the Americans that feel that? And they're like, yeah, Kamala can't take our cheeseburger. Like, none of that is real. If Vance is a vegetarian, I don't give a. What I care about more is the Usha Vance doesn't have enough self respect for herself or her children to say, jd, you. Your racism and you being complicit to these Nazi group chats and not standing out against them is abusive to my children. That's my issue with Usha Vance. If she's a vegetarian or Hindu, I don't care. That doesn't affect my life. If she and jd, if she pegs jd, let's say that JD likes getting pegged by Usha. I don't care about that. I don't give a shit about that. What I care more about is that they can't even stand up for their fucking kids. They cannot stand up against racism. That's what's more problematic for me. So that since these people believe in nothing except for owning the libs, they wake up and call James Talarico a trans person. Which is like, okay, are you okay, Stephen? Like, are you okay right now? Because that's. What is that so juvenile?
Political Commentator 3
Probably just got off the trans porn website that we know all these MAGA people do. And so he was just thinking about it.
Political Commentator 1
That's what I think. I mean something. I mean, something. I mean, Katie hadn't pegged him in a while because she's nine months pregnant. Just something else that came to my head because it makes no sense. It makes no sense as to why a. A person wakes up and tweets that. So, anyway. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe. We'll be back later.
Episode Title: Trump Unconscious in Disaster Cabinet Meeting After Threatening to Bomb More Countries
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: May 27, 2026
Theme: A comedic yet incisive dissection of recent political events, centering on Donald Trump’s erratic behavior, the MAGA Republican obsession with culture wars, rising racism, and transphobia in American politics, and the implications for democracy and the midterms.
Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan tackle the latest in American political news, focusing on Donald Trump's recent public statements and actions. They provide humorous, sharply critical commentary on Trump’s mental state, his cabinet’s dysfunction, the GOP’s culture war obsessions, and the persistent racism and transphobia circulating among MAGA loyalists. The episode highlights the dangers these pose to the country’s democratic institutions while skewering the absurdity of political soundbites.
The hosts replay and analyze Trump’s latest confusing statements post-primary and during subsequent cabinet appearances, frequently referencing his apparent mental lapses.
Notable Quote:
“Hundreds of people won and almost nobody didn’t win. I think he’s confused about, like, the primary, right?” — Political Commentator 1 (00:33)
The hosts point out how Trump’s fixation on his endorsements and numbers relays an unshakeable narcissism and disconnect from reality.
Cognitive Issues: Multiple instances where Trump confuses facts and geography (“the world is bigger than the US”), or muddles historic timelines (“the Lincoln Memorial, built after the Lincoln war”).
Notable Quote:
“It’s like a memorial. You see that mini stroke again, I’m not a physician, but I think that was a mini stroke.” — Political Commentator 1 (06:39)
The episode maintains a biting, irreverent, and darkly comedic tone throughout. Hosts are unsparing in their critique of Trump and the contemporary GOP, with cutting jokes, hyperbole, and explicit language that underline their frustration and disbelief at current political happenings.
Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan deliver a sharp, comedic, and deeply critical assessment of Trump-era politics, highlighting the dangers of rising racism, culture war diversions, and the embrace of conspiracy and cognitive decline at the top of the GOP. Their humor and personal outrage underscore the absurdity and real risks facing American democracy.