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Foreign. Imagine if Donald Trump right now had information, or anybody in Trump's administration had information that they had a photograph of former President Obama or former President Biden performing a blowjob on somebody named Bubba. They wouldn't blink. They wouldn't hesitate. It would be politicians plastered all over the place like you wouldn't believe. So I am not going to let this story die. We remember the pearl clutcher prude, family values people and the outrage that they had regarding Bill Clinton's infidelity with Monica Lewinsky. They impeached him for it in the House. And I want to keep that level of fight on what I'm calling blowjob mania. All right? And one of the more interesting things that came out of this last drip of Epstein files that was released to the Oversight Committee by the Epstein estate is the following email. Kylie, pop this up. And I have to read this. If you follow along on screen, you have to read them from the bottom up. How you doing? A while back, you mentioned that you were predictable. Has anything changed with that? What is your boy Donald up to now? This is from Mark Epstein to his brother Jeffrey. Jeffrey says, all good. Bannon with me. And then Mark responds, ask him, meaning ask Bannon, if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba. Epstein says, and I thought I had to Cersei, which I think is a like, Yiddish word. And then the brother responds, you and your boy Donnie can make a remake of. Of the movie get Hard. And then Jeffrey clarifies, you mean Donnie T. So we all know who he's talking about here, right? So this to me is like this huge bombshell, first and foremost, for Republicans who were the family values, anti gay, traditional marriage people. They've already exposed themselves as the hypocrites that we all knew they were by supporting Kanks. But there's two issues in this. Number one, obvious infidelity. Number two, homosexuality, which I have no issue with. I'm a huge supporter of the LGBTQ+ movement, unlike MAGA and the cult. And then national security. And you all have known Republicans and that was their big thing. We are national security. We're patriots. We care about, you know, strong national defense. You're telling me Putin has a picture of Kanks blowing Bubba and you. If this happened to any other president, it would be wall to wall Chirons. Everything else would be insignificant. This is a bombshell. We covered it at the end of last week, but I just can't quit thinking about it. Well, Mark Epstein, Jeffrey's brother, is still alive and well. Well, and he sends out a statement called clarifying who Bubba is. Pop this up. So, first of all, Brett Mesalis responds to this statement and says, incredibly funny that the clarification isn't, it was a joke and he never blew anyone. But rather, you've got the wrong Bubba. So he recently says Mark Epstein, just a couple of days ago, he says, for the avoidance of doubt, the reference to Bubba in this correspondence is not in any way a refere. Bill Clinton doesn't say, hey, Donnie T. In the remake of the movie Movie Get Hard isn't giving a blow job. Basically just says, hey, I want y' all to know it's. It's not Bill Clinton. Which Bill Clinton's nickname for a long time was Bubba. People who voted for him in the south, the strategists called it the Bubba vote. So, Texas Paul, and I don't know if this is true or not, but I want to keep all of this at the top of the news cycle. Texas Paul tweets the following. He says, meet Bubba Salisbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Salisbury, also friend to Cash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein fellatio email is rumored to be referring to, not Bill Clinton. And here in this email, you can see him. He's at Mar a Lago with Donald Trump's ex wife, Don Jr. Dumb's ex wife, the Kimberly Foil. And then you see him with cash money, and you see him with failed drag queen Lil Smokey. And so, you know, I just have to say that we, a year ago, year and a half ago, started talking about what we have diagnosed as a DL demon queen problem that is happening in the MAGA movement. All of these men are happy, happiest in the company of other men. And there's all of this photoshopped homoerotica stuff of Donald Trump. Donald Trump himself is always talking about how attractive he thinks men are, talking about the size of people's penises, et cetera. And so Alex Jones, of course, has to weigh in on this. And I wish Pumps was here. She's on her way to New York City right now on a plane, because her giggle would just be hysterical with this. But, Kylie, play this clip of Alex Jones. He is weighing in on the blowjob, which tells you this is really permeating all over the Internet everywhere except for corporate news. Everybody's talking about blowjob mania, which Donnie T. And somebody named Bubba participated in. And Vladimir Putin has a photograph of it. All right, play the clip.
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Alex Jones
There's no video of President Trump sucking a Ding Dong and so what if there was? That's a lot better than World War iii. Owen, I never sucked any ding Dongs, but I'll tell you, if they were gonna blackmail me to start World War III about one, I'd say, hey, I sucked a ball. Golf ball through a freaking garden hose. Did you already tell Der Spiegel that? Now the son of a walked in there in my own office when I'd splattered stuff on myself and I was changing shirts. He goes, oh, that's a good shot. Let's get your shirts. And then he goes, I go, hey, have some of this chicken and sausage. So technically I said, jones offered me his sausage. Yeah, give me a break, you son of a. I like women, not men. And if I like men, I'd be proud of it. That have a line of but I ain't never been in bed with no man. I've been in bed with probably 300 women. And you sons of sit there and you play these games and I'm sick of it.
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So, okay, this is just incredible, you guys. It is incredible that he has to talk about how straight he is. It's just stunning. Think about the people in your lives, whether they are homosexual or heterosexual. They rarely have to defend who they are. But in the MAGA movement, you always find that these men are trying to talk about either how masculine they are or how much they like women or how many women they've slept with. It's insanity. And me thinks the lady doth protest too much, discussing the 300 women. And mind you, this is the guy too, who sometimes mid stream he starts talking about in the name of Jesus and all of this stuff. So this is a typical MAGA hypocrite. I don't care how many people Alex Jones has slept with, because I'm not a religious hypocritical pearl clutching prude. If he wants to pull a train, I don't give a shit. I care about the hypocrisy that you fetishize certain people when you're off air and then when you're on air it's praise Jesus, hallelujah, et cetera. So moving along to this DL Demon Queen issue that we've diagnosed at I hip News and we've been on for a long time. Other people are noticing these homoerotic sentiments coming out of this administration, either right in the epicenter in the West Wing or downstream with all of the MAGA influencers like Alex Jones, who just had to tell us that he slept with 300 women. Family values. Alex Jones. And so here is a tweet by Anonymous. And Kylie popped this up. Anonymous tweets. I'm not trying to make this sound homophobic, but what the are these names? So this is from Pete Hexas. These are the names of his military operations. Operation Rough Rider, Operation Midnight Hammer, Operation Southern Spear. All right, listen, all of these could be names for porns. And Pete Hagseth, Lil Smokey Kanks, Alex Jones. All of these men constantly have to tell you how straight and how badass they are when you meet a real alpha man, whether they be gay or straight, they do not have to go on the defense. They do not have to use homoerotic Freudian references to hard penises to prove their masculinity. This is complete faux masculinity that has to parade around as though they are alphas. And anybody who watches these guys, you can tell they're completely. Not all of the faux patriotism, all of the. You know, Alex Jones, he's pulled a train with 300 women calling bullshit on it. I don't think there are 300 women that want to. Alex Jones. Unless, of course, they are sex workers, which, again, I support. I want the sex workers to unionize because it's none of my business. But here is just another piece of evidence that somebody really smart on the Internet pieced together. And here's your President Maga, your guy, cankles McTaco tits. Here's a little summary of him sounding gay AF. Play the clip.
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Unidentified Male Speaker
Look at the muscles of this guy. Excuse me, could you stand up?
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Alex Jones
Black men.
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Unidentified Male Speaker
I love black men. I love them. I love them. I'll kiss every guy. Man and woman. Man and woman. Look at that guy, how handsome he is. I'll kiss him. I'm blowing out my left arm. Now I'm gonna blow up my right arm. And I'm blowing out my damn throat, too. But Arnold Palmer was all man. And I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man. His man was strong and tough and refused to say it. But when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, oh, my God, that's unbelievable. Big, strong, powerful guys. Big, strong, beautiful guys. Beautiful guys, West Virginia. Big, strong guys. I walk in like this, and I'm. I was bending over like this. I don't kiss men.
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Alex Jones
I kissed him.
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Host
All right. This is the guy during the campaign that simulated a blowjob on a microphone. We called it out immediately. I pointed out the familiarity in which he had in doing it. And now we have a little bit over a minute video of him talking about men, how big and strong they are, how he loves black men, really obsessed with the size of Arnold Palmer's cock. I mean, you can just tell how excited he was about that. I'm not saying he's gay. I'm saying the following. He says a lot of stuff that makes it sound like he has a male on male attraction, which I support. I just don't support all of the homophobia and transphobia and blatant hypocrisy that comes out of this administration where they weaponize Christianity to browbeat people. He is completely consumed with men. Everybody around him in the whole MAGA sphere is consumed with masculinity. Now ask you, viewer, in your normal life, when you're around gay men or straight men, do you hear them talk this frequently about their masculinity or somebody else's masculinity? You don't, because this is not normal. These people are cosplaying, being alpha males. And it is all coming to an absolute screeching halt. There is a photograph of Kanks giving a blowjob to somebody named Bubba that Vladimir Putin has. Nobody is even denying that Mark Epstein came back in and released a statement. Hey, it's not Bill Clinton. You've got the wrong Bubba. And then we wonder why Helsinki happened. And then look at all of the bend over and pun intended there. All of the bend over by kinks to Vladimir Putin since that time. This is unbelievable that this is just sitting out there, that Vladimir Putin has a picture of Kanks blowing Bubba and we're sitting here talking about, oh, I don't know, you know, what's he going to do with the tariffs, which are all important things, which of course he's taken the L on that as well because everything this man touches dies. Which makes me wonder where and how Bubba, whoever this Bubba is, is doing now. All right, let's take a moment to hear from our sponsor, Ground News. You guys, every single morning when I wake up, I have to go read the news so I can report what's happening in this country and in this world to you all. It would be impossible for me to do this accurately and precisely without my Ground News Vantage plan. Let me give you a prime example of what we're talking about. So here is a left leaning headline for Afraid Trump's Sudden Epstein Files Reversal raises eyebrows. 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Melania, who we all know hates holding his hand. Everybody's seen the videos. So the White House is posting this over the weekend. And Wu Tang on Twitter says, guy gets accused of blowing Bubba and immediately starts posting about his wife. Classic damage control. The White House tweets America's power couple and it's he and Melania holding hands. And then I can't help falling in love with you. And it's he and Melania kissing. Everybody knows these two people cannot stand each other, do not like each other, which I don't give a shit. I'm not the type of person that the President of the United States is in the Oval Office and he and his wife don't get along. I don't care. Just do your job. Don't be a dick, don't be a racist, don't be a bigot, don't lie to the American public. What you do in your private life is not my business. But these people, these MAGA people, care so much about what everybody's doing in their private life. And it turns out that Kanks in his private life blows Bubba and that Epstein gave the picture via Bannon or somebody to Vladimir Putin. And we're all just sitting here like, oh, yeah, Republicans are big national security people. It's so fucked up, I can't even wrap my head around it. So it's super important, listener and viewer. We have to play the same game they play and we have to get our hands dirty a little bit. So you, after you like this video and subscribe and comment to feed the algorithm, get On Twitter, get Instagram, get on Tik Tok and just search up, you know, trump Bubba and regram and retweet and amplify and comment on every Trump Bubba blowjob video you can see. And keep this at the top of everybody's algorithm. Keep hammering them, because this is the they care about. This is the they care about. And honestly, if Vladimir Putin has a picture of the president of the United States blowing Bubba. If Kanks wants to blow Bubba, fine. You can't be president if our adversary has a picture of you blowing Bubba. You either need to get out in front of it like Barack Obama did in Dreams from his father where he spoke about, hey, I've smoked weed, I've done cocaine. He got in front of it. He owned it so that no foreign adversary could compromise him on that. So, Kang, she should have released the blowjob that you gave to Bubba on your own for national security, because now here we are, and we saw you clapping like a fucking seal in Alaska, having armed forces that your supporters claim so much to care about, down on their hands and knees, rolling out the red carpet for a war criminal because he has a picture of you blowing Bubba, you despicable little demon queen. He needs to go back to the Oval Office and just. Blair, Phantom of the Opera and some real patriotic Republicans need to get serious about this because this is as serious as it gets. This guy is getting worse by the minute. He doesn't know how to govern. He doesn't know, come here from Sikum, get us out of this mess. Because your votes with him and for him are going to live much longer than this guy. It looks like he's barely hanging on. All right, do me a favor. Buy our book. It's a great way to. To support Pumps and me. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Sandwiches. It's linked right below in the show Notes. Subscribe Like Comment. I'll be back later with more news. Pumps is in route to nyc.