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Host/Commentator
Foreign jerk of embarrassment. Kanks invites all the oligarchs, the tech guys to the White House and they all sit in a circle and just pile on bullshit praise that none of them really believe. Because what is so stunning to me is that such an incompetent, vile man has the balls of so many grown men in the palm of his hand. And the way that they have bent the knee to such a despicable person that should be dismissed. I don't care if he's the President of the United States. If you own a multi billion dollar, almost trillion dollar company. There has never been an advertisement against being a billionaire like there is right now. These are the most shackled people on the planet. And for us laymen, we always like to think, well, if I were a billionaire, I wouldn't have to fly commercial anymore. I could just pull up to my jet and then I could go on my quote, you think about this just freedom, that you would just be completely free. Well, it's not. It's not. These guys have to go to the White House and in a very childlike way, kiss the ass of a man who has cankles as wide as the Mississippi. Tiny little puffy hands with bruises all over him, can't blend his makeup and is dumber than a box of hot rocks. Watch this humiliating, humiliating ass kissing by people who have benefited from the American worker. Play the clip for hosting us.
Tech Executive 1 (possibly Tim Cook)
I mean, this is quite a group to get together. Thank you, Mr. President.
Tech Executive 2 (possibly Sam Altman)
It's a great honor to work here.
Host/Commentator
At the White House and to work for you.
Tech Executive 2 (possibly Sam Altman)
Very grateful for your administration support.
Tech Executive 1 (possibly Tim Cook)
We look forward to working together and thanks for your leadership.
Host/Commentator
We're so grateful for that support.
Tech Executive 3
Thank you so much, obviously, for bringing us all together and the policies that you have put in place. Thank you very much. And also I wanted to thank Madam first lady for hosting, to thank you.
Tech Executive 2 (possibly Sam Altman)
For including me this evening. It's incredible to be among everyone here, particularly you and the First Lady. I also want to thank you for helping American companies around the world. I want to thank the first lady for focusing on education.
Host/Commentator
He's hurting American companies around the world. I mean, he's, he's not helping anything about the American brand. So, I mean, that is just a complete lie. And how a gay man sits there with a straight face like that and says that is beyond me. All right, play the clip.
Tech Executive 1 (possibly Tim Cook)
First of all, to echo the comments of Tim and others, thank you so much for getting us all together and thank you for being such a pro business, pro innovation president thank you.
Host/Commentator
Thank you for Sam Altman, another out of the closet gay man sitting there kissing the ass of a homophobic administration that is Titus ticks with Project 2025 that is actively trying to dismantle human rights advancements towards the LGBTQ + community. This absolute abject moral collapse of the highest order. Continue playing the clip thing you're doing.
Tech Executive 1 (possibly Tim Cook)
Thank you for incredible leadership, including getting this group together.
Tech Executive 4 (possibly Mark Zuckerberg)
Thank you, Bill. That's very nice.
Host/Commentator
Bill Gates all over the Epstein files, FYI. Go ahead.
Co-host/Commentator
I look at this and I think we know these men do not believe that Trump is a. A great leader, that he's helping business. He's get it going in and taking 10% of profits. Tim Cook had to come and give him some fake awards so he'd leave the. The imports, wouldn't tariff those. And I look at them and I think, either you don't give a shit about who buys your product or you are so scared of this man. When that group could get around a table without Donald Trump and they could unilaterally take him down and say we're not. They could stand up against it. They could say, this is. He is hurting companies. He is hurting Americans. They, at that table could make a huge difference in the fight for democracy. But they don't because they're scared, emasculated little titty babies.
Host/Commentator
It. It's incredible to me that these oligarchs are so worshiped when they think so little of all benefits they've received from hardworking Americans that pay their taxes. When these people have all sorts of ways to shield themselves from paying taxes. And I just to. Just to show and illustrate the complete moral collapse of these people, let's look at a tweet from Tim Cook from just a few years ago. This was on January 6, 2021. Everybody knows what happened that day when Kanks tried to kill his vice president. Today marks a sad and shameful chap in our nation's history. Those responsible for this insurrection should be held to account. And we must complete the transition to President Elect Biden's administration. It's especially when they are challenged that our ideals matter most. So here he was. And then now let's play the clip of where he stands now.
Tech Executive 4 (possibly Mark Zuckerberg)
You've done an incredible job with Apple. Little company called apple.
Tech Executive 2 (possibly Sam Altman)
Thank you, Mr. President.
Tech Executive 4 (possibly Mark Zuckerberg)
Very, very few people have been able to do what you've done. Congratulations.
Tech Executive 2 (possibly Sam Altman)
Please, sir, that means a lot to me. I want to thank you for including me this evening. It's incredible to be among everyone here, particularly the first lady.
Host/Commentator
So this is something that I think when we do the autopsy on this and when future generations do the autopsy in this, you see how quickly the collapse happened. Tim Cook doesn't believe in anything. And he has benefited from the grants that are given to these universities that foster industry, that foster technological advancement. All the taxpayers, all the people that buy this stuff, he just falls prey to blackmail, Mafia style blackmail. Trump says, if you want your chips to be exempt, you've got to come kiss the ring. And Trump, like many, many dictators, they love these humiliation exercises. And then now we know with Mark Zuckerberg and really the autopsy on this guy is going to be really, really bad. The, the fact that he created Facebook is really cool. And when it first came out, you could connect with people that you had lost touch with. But to want to make a product and it not be safe is one thing, but he wants to make a product that really makes people worse people. All of this misinformation, all of this disinformation, ways for foreign governments to come in and pour poison the minds of all of these people on his platforms. And he likes it. He wants it to be more dangerous. And his complete MAGA transformation has happened. Play the video.
Tech Executive 4 (possibly Mark Zuckerberg)
How much are you spending, would you say, over the next few years?
Tech Executive 1 (possibly Tim Cook)
Oh, gosh, I mean, I think it's probably going to be something like, I don't know, at least $600 billion through 28 in the U.S. yeah, it's a lot. No, it's significant.
Tech Executive 4 (possibly Mark Zuckerberg)
That's a lot. Thank you, Mark. It's great to have you.
Host/Commentator
All right, so here he is, listener off mic, saying, I wasn't sure what number you wanted me to go with. So he's just making up. They're all sitting around the table making up like propagandists do. This is all propaganda. And then Trump after this is like, oh, yeah, everybody's contributing $18 trillion in the United States. Well, there a lot of his, his base believes that crap because all they do is watch Fox News or the Daily Wire or some right wing complete propagandist rag. And that's why it's so important, listener and viewer, that you really know that you're getting the truth, that you're getting the real news. And that's why every single morning pumps and I go to ground news to help us put together these Ihip news episodes that you all watch. And we like to thank you for that. But here's just a prime example. Here is the way the left frames a certain story, not what they signed up for says the National Guard troops baffled by Trump's deployment. So as you can see, this left leaning paper, then it's noted that it's a very high factuality, is actually saying the troops are like I don't want to be against Americans. The far right headlines it like this just in D.C. attorney General sues Trump to stop National Guard deployment claims troops quote, put public safety at risk. And this article, it says it's a very low factuality. And there you have it. That's how you can get on this app and realize why your crazy neighbor that has 95,000 Trump flags is saying things that are false. And Ground News can help you get there and understand what we're up against and how we're being plotted against one another in this country. So viewer join us by going to groundnews.com ihip to get 40% off the ground news vantage plan that we use every single day. They're subscriber funded and our favorite part is that they are female founded by subscribing, you're not only getting a tool we all need today, you're also supporting our work here at IHIP News. That's ground gro u n d news.com forward slash I h I p and audience. The link is right below in the show notes. Moving along here, after the circle jerk at the cabinet table, at the dinner table with all the oligarchs, they moved out to the Rose Garden to the patio. And Gavin Newsom is just, he keeps going at him and I mean I just, I love any Democrat that's fighting right now. So lying little twerp Moses Mike Johnson tweets the grand opening of the new Rose Garden at the White House Rose Garden Club. He says at the White House last night was epic. I mean him saying epic is just so cringe. Thanks to at real Donald Trump for his hospitality and visionary leadership. Governor Newsom retweets this and puts after ripping health care from 17 million Americans and slashing food stamps for kids, we're glad Mike quote Marie Antoinette Johnson and his boyfriends had time to toast the grand opening of the Predator Patio. Yes, yes, yes, absolutely. Moses Mike Johnson and his little boyfriends at the Predator Patio just we need to relentlessly go after these religious hypocrites that don't give a about poor people that are sick. All he gives a about is kissing Donald Trump's ass and all these billionaires. I guess you work your whole life, you win at capitalism, you make billions of dollars, you have to go kiss that Fleabag's ass.
Co-host/Commentator
Well, I'm like, Mark Zuckerberg thought he was neutered. He is full on castrated. And he did it to himself because he wants either power or more money. What's he going to do with more money? He wants power. He doesn't want anybody to weigh in. And I am betting like this is just my opinion. I don't know this. All these people are thinking, I'll kiss his ass for four years. He'll be gone. I'll get everything I want. It's all going to be fine. We will remember. We will remember in history who had every ounce of power and abdicated for a fascist, immature bully. And you bent the knee.
Host/Commentator
And it's just so short sighted because what MAGA is actively doing is destroying the pillars and the institutions that make our economy secure, whether it's a Republican or a Democrat. So this is such a short sighted ass kiss because the long play out of this, you're going to see the American economy keep dwindling and dwindling and dwindling, which I just. This is just a personal thing right here. I want you to put up this photo, Kylie. All right, here he is on the predator patio. And notice how he has the pen in his hand and he's still doing the coloring book stuff even there. He's doing his signature. And just. You guys, when I'm not a podcaster, I'm an interior designer. Kyle, if you go back to the pictures that Moses Mike Johnson put up. So if you look at the image on the far left, the patio, you guys. So he just put down these, these limestone blocks. There's no landscaping in the center of it. He literally just did the most, like simple thing you could possibly do with zero design aspect to it at all. I would have recommended. If he wanted to do something like this, you could have put grass in between each limestone square. I would have recommended doing some cutouts with some trees coming out of it if wanted to make this type thing. It's just lackluster design on top of all of this ass kissing and, and I'm just curious. The day that they did the oligarch circle jerk, I'm just curious what Grindr was like that night in dc. That's all I'm saying. I'm just curious. Mike was there. Moses Mike was there. All right, listen, that's all we have. Please like and subscribe. We wrote a book. It was the hottest book of the summer. I mean, no question about it, right? Pumps absolutely piping hot. It is the coolest book of the fall. Make sure you support us by buying our book. You'll quite enjoy it. And the you can get this by our link in our bio. Bye.
Episode: Trump’s Disaster Tech CEO Dinner Ends in Total Humiliation
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: September 8, 2025
Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan deliver a scathing, comedic analysis of the recent White House dinner between Donald Trump and leading US tech CEOs. With biting wit and progressive candor, they dissect the spectacle of billionaires offering public praise to President Trump, scrutinizing the motivations behind their deference and the political implications for American democracy and business. The episode examines the broader themes of power, hypocrisy, and the moral collapse among both political and tech elites.
Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan’s episode is a fiery, laughter-laced indictment of power, hypocrisy, and complicity at the highest levels of business and politics. Through satirical dissection, blunt moral judgments, and pop culture savvy, the hosts give listeners both a cathartic release and a sobering reminder: the spectacle of the White House tech dinner is not only humiliating for its participants, but also dangerous for democracy. The hosts urge vigilance, collective memory, and holding power to account—while sprinkling in their trademark design advice and irreverence.