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Why have I asked my electrician I found on Angie.com to bury my pet hamster? I was so moved by how carefully he buried my electrical wires. I knew I could trust him to bury my sweet nibbles after his untimely end. This is very strange, Angie. The one you trust to find the ones you trust. Find pros for all your home projects@angie.com.
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Melania Trump is really a piece of work. I mean, she came out onto the scene plagiarizing Michelle Obama. It's obvious she can't stand her husband, which who does. Documentary was a complete joke, a fluffery piece to feed this fascist collaborating narcissist. And let's not forget that it's pretty much suggested and inferred in the Epstein files that she entered Trump's orbit via that pedophilic sex network. So here she is speaking to the ladies during International Women's Month. And let's just remember that this is one of the most misogynistic presidencies I've ever seen in my lifetime. Play the clip.
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Across the country today, women are finding unique ways to balance career, ambition and family. We all know these incredible women. They dominate America's workforce now more than ever before. As a visionary, I know success is not born overnight, but rather takes shape after a long and sometimes challenging process. Often alone at the top. I follow my passion, listen to my instinct, and always maintain a laser focus. In solitude, my creative mind dances, filling my imagination with originality. Attention to detail, demanding schedules, and multitasking are everyday realities when building towards success.
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Okay, I've heard enough. Alone at the top. She's a visionary. I mean, is this the lack of shame that these people feel is so overwhelming and the just hypocrisy and entitlement and delusions of grandeur? And I'll never forget it. It was probably like during Biden's presidency, I went to one of those dry bar shops in Oklahoma City, and the gal that, like, ran the front desk. So, you know, Trump was kind of coming back into the national conversations again. And I was looking at my phone and she was kind of standing there next to me. I was like, ugh, Trump. And she goes, I'll tell you what, that Melania is a class. And I remember looking and I go, are you joking? She's like, no, I just think she is like a Jackie Kennedy. And I'm just like, jackie Kennedy is rolling in her grave.
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No shit.
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This is just so embarrassing. And you see how Trump just stands there next to her. This is during A war. This is during his regime, the Secretary of Defense saying that women aren't fit for combat. This is a regime that is taking advice from the Heritage foundation that is rolling out project, I believe it's called 2026, about completely eroding women's liberties. This is the same woman who her main issue is to tackle online bully. And I guess we just have to come to terms with the fact. And I say this all the time, MAGA supporters at this stage, these are not critical thinkers. These are emotionally stunted, stupid people. They are.
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There's no way that around that. What struck me the most in that after she's a visionary and alone at the top, her originality. Didn't you reference in the very beginning that she plagiarized Michelle Obama's convention speech? There's nothing original about this woman. Nothing. She's attractive. That is where her superpowers end and start. She has offered nothing as first lady. And I don't even think for this second term she even has, like, anything that she's behind other than making money for herself. It's gross.
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And all of the Trumps, it's just they are the most classless grifters. There's nothing inspirational or aspirational about any of them. No, in my opinion, like, there isn't a bank account big enough where I would want to live their life or hang out with the people that they have to hang out with and mosey around in the circles with all of those bootlicker just Christian nationalists putting hands on you, speaking in tongues and then just the duplicity because we know then they turn around and walk off and they're like, oh, those people are freaks. I mean, just. They don't believe in anything. They believe in nothing. Okay, so Trump, you remember when he went to Kentucky and the person passed out and he's doing the ymca and all the crazy that he does something that I completely miss, that we have to circle back to is the candidate that he endorsed at this rally who is running against Thomas Massie. This is a real video. This is a real endorsement. And you're just gonna have to see it for yourself because it's bananas. Play the clip.
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Fake news Gifts is Tom Massey stands with the ladies of the View. Tom Massey stands with the ladies of the view. Mr. President, we stand with you. Fight.
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Fight.
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I'm telling you, that is the greatest candidate.
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It's just buffoonery on steroids.
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The fact that their whole thing, like, they believe in so little about human advancement and so little about the United States. That they perceive their enemies as the ladies of the View entertainment pundits on a television network. That's the juxtaposition. Thomas Massie goes on the View, Donald Trump, we stand with you. I mean, it's just bananas. The whole enemy from within and the culture wars that these people feast upon, that MAGA men are so terrified of the ladies of the View shows you what abject they are. Like that man to stand on stage and he feels so threatened by the round table of the View. Like, he thinks Whoopi Goldberg's coming after him. Joy Behar, like, that's what you're scared of. You're not scared of maybe further erosion of our foreign policy and geopolitical standing in the world. You're not scared that a lot of people in Kentucky, one of the poorest states in the union, are going bankruptcy. I can't afford gas right now. Because the dipshit that you're going to fight, fight, fight for, it's just the stupidity in this movement. So when I hear people talk about off ramps and when I hear people say, we can't be condescending to MAGA voters, fuck off. Seriously, like, these 30% are never going to change. And the Republicans have never blinked about branding liberals or progressives or leftists a certain way. They've never felt like, what are we going to do to include these people in our movement ever. They've never thought about that. And they win. They have everything right now. They have the Supreme Court, they have the House, they have the Senate, they have the executive branch. And we have these conversations in left spaces where, you know, we shouldn't speak condescendingly to these people. How the fuck am I supposed to speak to that moron? Other than to say, you are a dipshit that supports a dipshit. But despite all of that, I'm gonna fight, fight, fight for you and all your dipshit constituents to have health care because I'm not a dick. That's. That needs to be the mantra of the Democrats. I agree.
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And here's the thing with this group of people. All of, like, having the House, having the Senate, having the presidency, all of those things, that doesn't make them happy. They're still mad. They sit around and talk about how mad they are and how, you know, there's white racism and there's not enough men in the workplace and all they're still matter than hornets. Going back to. None of this is going to fix them. Getting on stage with Donald Trump, who is the biggest. I mean, if there's an award for dipshits. He would win it every single time. And it wouldn't just be a participation trophy. They never not be mad at the left. They will never not be mad at big blue cities and blue states because they are so fucking insecure.
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All right, moving along. This is the President of the United States, and I want to remind everybody that Jake Tapper wrote a book that he was very alarmed by Joe Biden's behavior because he didn't recognize George Clooney. And I want to say this. I want to be very candid about this. When you run for the big boy seat, when you run to be President of the United States, you cannot be a victim of the media, of Jake Tapper's books, of blah, blah, blah. That's just what's going to happen. What irritates me is how much the corporate news has provided cover for somebody far more demented, shows far greater signs of aging, personality disorders, pathological lying, compulsive lying. Here he is on stage just a couple of days ago, and he's confused about who works for him during Trump 1.0. Kellyanne Conway worked for him, and here he is. This won't even blip the radar screen. Jake Tapper will not make a book about this because he's all riled up about Zoran Momdani's wife having a Ramadan dinner at her house. Like, oh, the horror play, the clip,
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doing a good job. And of course, Kellyanne Conway. Has anyone ever heard of her? She's fantastic. She's in there fighting. She's a. Kellyanne. A man, a friend of mine said, you know, that Kellyanne, I admire the way she goes in and she screams at those people. She's got us meaning the media, because this is a man that doesn't do very well with the media. It's one of those things. But thank you, Kellyanne.
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And also, okay, all of that was intended for Caroline Levitt. And so, I mean, we're at this advanced stage in dementia, but we're also at this advanced stage in fascists collaborating that somebody like Jake Tapper doesn't have the dignity or the decency to say, listen, I wrote the book about Joe Biden, and I stand by it because I think that we deserve presidents that we're not watching deteriorate into aging before our very eyes. Fair argument. I mean, we can all argue the nuances of that, but free press is important. But for him to not come now and say, this is a 911 house is on fire, and you Know, to everybody who says is going to see this and go 25th amendment, all of the people that we would want to implement and get, get to machinating on the 25th Amendment, none of those people will even tell him, hey, FYI, you confuse Kellyanne Conway with Caroline Levitt. Like, nobody is coming to save us but us. The corporate media, the oligarchs, American corporations are all in the tank on this fascist regime. They are all fascist collaborators. The Democratic leadership in Hakeem Jeffries and Chuckles haven't really heard them that much about all this war stuff, have you? No. Huge press conference conferences. Liberals oftentimes collaborate with fascists to uphold a corrupt economic system. And that is what is happening here.
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Well, and here's the thing. The big argument even on Fox News was who knew about Biden's aging and who covered it up. That was like the big point. Like did you know? Did you cover it up? And I'm like, bitch, we're in a situation now, it cannot be covered up. And instead we're just flat ass ignoring it. We're just ignoring how demented and how senile. And here's the deal. He was dumb before, now he's even
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dumber and more dangerous.
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Way more.
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I mean it's just he's telling people in the Iran war like toughen up and go through the straits of the Strait of Hormuze. I mean, this guy doesn't care about human life that doesn't care. He doesn't care about the United States of America. He doesn't care about sovereignty. He has made close to 6 billion. And that's before we even get to how rich, dumb and dumber are with their drone investments. Before we even get to his completely corrupt criminal son in law, Jared Kushner, who is in bed with every two bit dictator and war criminal imaginable. But in, in, in keeping with this vein that we have to as Democrats address that there is 35% of the electorate that's stupid. Either they're born stupid or they're willfully stupid. One of the two. And we need to quit seeding ground to them. We need to quit offering them off ramps and we need to quit speaking demeaningly to them. This is what the MAGA men have been up to. The Daily Beast is reporting MAGA men humiliated after being duped by AI Foot fetish model men are gifting hundreds of to fake AI woman who conveniently has spent much of 2025 in and around the White House. And let's take a picture, let's take A gander at this AI woman here she is of course, you know, is she 17 or 20? Who knows? So this offers some cover for how you can understand their ability to excuse the Epstein files. This is a fake person. And all of these MAGA men are into her. You can see the first photo there her feet are showing. And the article goes on. You know, these guys have all of these sexual disorders because they were raised to think that sex is so shameful. So this is the people. When you hear people in Democratic circles say, you know, Hillary Clinton was so demeaning when she said a basket of deploral deplorables and Donald Trump, when Joe Biden called Trump supporters garbage trash, you know, that's no way to talk to half of the electorate. These are unprecedented times. They call us scum, libtards, all sorts of shit. Grow a pair and call a spade a spade. These people are fucking dumb. Willfully and or born that way, one of the two. But that's all roads lead to that. Do not try to cede ground to them, to date them, to offer them a space under our tent. But tell them, listen up you dumb ass. I will fight for your right to have health care. I will fight for you to have livable wages. I will fight for your future daughter who may get raped to have the right to go to a doctor. I will fight for your potential mixed race grandchildren to not be fall prey to racism by a bunch of snotty crusty old white cracker ass losers. That's the mantra. So quit trying to offer offer amps. And you know, we don't want to speak like we're above these people. We fucking are. We are. It's a layup. It's just objectively true. All right, that's all we have. Like subscribe, comment, we'll be back later.
Episode: Trump’s Health Collapses Mid-Speech in Dementia Moment While Melania Bombs
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie "Pumps" Sullivan
Date: March 13, 2026
In this fiery, comedic episode, Jennifer and Angie dive headlong into the latest political circus involving Donald Trump’s cognitive collapse mid-speech, Melania Trump’s tone-deaf Women’s Month appearance, and the ongoing folly of MAGA politicians and media. With irreverent candor, the hosts dissect what they see as Republican hypocrisy, media failures, and the dangers of minimizing the far-right’s cultural and legislative assaults.
[00:20 – 03:59]
“Jackie Kennedy is rolling in her grave.” (Jennifer, 03:06)
“She’s attractive. That is where her superpowers end and start.” (Angie, 04:05)
[04:40 – 05:50]
“...the candidate that he endorsed at this rally... it’s bananas. Play the clip.” (Jennifer, 05:38)
[06:04 – 08:51]
“That man... feels so threatened by the round table of The View. Like, he thinks Whoopi Goldberg’s coming after him.” (Jennifer, 06:50)
“How the fuck am I supposed to speak to that moron? Other than to say, you are a dipshit that supports a dipshit.” (Jennifer, 08:38)
[08:51 – 09:45]
“Having the House... the Senate, having the presidency... that doesn't make them happy. They’re still mad...madder than hornets.” (Angie, 08:56)
[09:45 – 13:04]
“Kellyanne. A man, a friend of mine said... I admire the way she goes in and she screams at those people. She’s got us meaning the media...” (Trump, 11:03)
“The corporate media, the oligarchs, American corporations are all in the tank on this fascist regime...” (Jennifer, 12:21)
[13:04 – 13:39]
“He was dumb before, now he’s even dumber and more dangerous.” (Jennifer, 13:35)
[13:39 – 14:30]
[14:30 – End]
“We don’t want to speak like we’re above these people. We fucking are. We are. It’s a layup. It’s just objectively true.” (Jennifer, 15:55)
“Jackie Kennedy is rolling in her grave.”
(Jennifer, 03:06)
“She’s attractive. That is where her superpowers end and start.”
(Angie, 04:05)
“Buffoonery on steroids.”
(Angie, 06:24)
“How the fuck am I supposed to speak to that moron? Other than to say, you are a dipshit that supports a dipshit.”
(Jennifer, 08:38)
“We don’t want to speak like we’re above these people. We fucking are.”
(Jennifer, 15:55)
With razor-sharp wit and unfiltered language, Jennifer and Angie rip through the week’s events, calling out hypocrisy, media failures, and the internal contradictions of the MAGA movement. Their central thesis: The time for politeness toward far-right enablers is over. Instead, progressive messaging must be unapologetic, honest, and unwavering in fighting for rights—even for those who wouldn’t return the favor.