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- [00:02]
Chris Kunahan
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Gavin Newsom
The number one goal of everybody that is not in the cult. You could be a lib, you could be progressive, you can be a leftist, you can be an independent. Just a normal person that doesn't like being lied to on a daily basis by Kinkles McTaco Tits. Our number one goal should be bullying these four freak show MAGA cultist because it is an absolute layup. Look at the way they behave. Look at what they say. Look at who their leader is who has full blown dementia. He's about 97 years old, cankles out the wazoo, needs to wear a man bra. That's how easy it is. And Gavin Newsom has started delivering on this. Put up the first tweet. Governor Newsom, press office. Caps lock. Make the maps great again. Big beautiful rally today. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Put up the next one covfefe. And you may remember that's what Trump in 1.0 just kind of tweeted and the cultists just all jumped on because they just sit with anticipation like, what's he going to do next? What's my position supposed to be today? What shiny object am I supposed to cling on and humiliate myself in the comment section over today? So when Trump did covfefe, I mean, I get it's probably typo, you know, he's, you know, at the time he was probably like 89, right? And he kind of messed it up. But they all jump on and they're like, oh yeah, Cove yeah, let's go maga, baby. Mag. I'm a triple trumper. All right, next up, caps lock. Wow. Tomorrow history will be made and Caro Lion Levitt will have no answers for this supposed fake media about California's beautiful maps. People are saying they are the greatest maps ever created. Even better than Christopher Columbus. Donald the failure Trump, be warned, tomorrow may be the worst day of your life. All because you miss the deadline. Liberation Day for America. Gcn. Okay, it gets better. Put up another one. As many know, Donald Taco Trump, author of the Art of the Deal, a book he should return to the library just Missed the best deal in history. He always chickens out, tariffs China. But even a quote chicken should know a good deal when he sees one. I your favorite governor, Gavin Christopher Newsom offered the best, most quote, amazing deal in history. Stop rigging Texas maps in California won't make ours more beautiful, sadly. But no surprise, Donald was too weak. Little hands to even write me back. No deal and no deal equals perfect, beautiful maps that will, quote, end his presidency soon. He will not be, quote, 47 patriots will take back Congress. Many say I should run for speaker. I won't make the maps great again. Liberation Day tomorrow. Thank you, Gavin Christopher Newsome, gcn. What I have to say about this is this is the way to do it because it is so unhinged. But this is what Trump has been doing for a decade. And all of the cultist, dipshit triple Trumpers just get on and just ride that thing all the way through. And so I think every Democratic politician, like, flood the zone with this. Go unhinged. Go full unhinged. Fight fire with crazier fire. Okay, here's another one. Okay, Newsweek says Elon Musk's grok calls Trump, quote, most notorious criminal in Washington, D.C. daddy Newsom retweets with comment, not wrong. And I just want to say something maga. You want to call Trump daddy, and he's, like, breathtakingly unattractive. You want to call him masculine. He's so unattractive that you guys Photoshop images of him being muscular. Gavin Newsom is actually very attractive. And he gives off BDE and he gives off alpha energy. And Trump is like, I mean, it's just like he just left the memory care wing of a nursing home, don't you think? Pumps?
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Pumps
Absolutely.
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Gavin Newsom
And you look at his makeup and.
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Pumps
You know for sure something ain't right. This is a man that says he's like 6, 3, 2, 45. And in actuality, he's 5, 10, 2, 85. I mean, come on, you cannot get less alpha than Donald Trump.
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Gavin Newsom
I know. And I just think I do. I forget about the small hands that Vanity Fair pointed out years ago, and every time I do see him at the podium, particularly the footage where he pretends to give the simulates a blow job on the microphone as any heterosexual Alpha would do, pretend to perform a blowjob on a microphone. I noticed when he put his hand up. I noticed how miniature his hand was. Okay, this is one of my favorites. When speaker, quote, Little Man Johnson is standing in the, quote, unemployment line, he can thank Donald Taco J Trump. Trump missed a simple deadline, something he has often done with his many failed businesses. Now California will fire him with new, more beautiful maps. Highly anticipated historic press conference with your favorite governor, Gavin Christopher Newsome. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Gcn. What I love about this is. It is a. It. It is an exact. We're going after Moses Mike, who is. Just talk about somebody who is so easy to bully. Moses Mike Johnson, the porn monitor. Like, he's doing so much crazy that he has to bring his son in on it, you know, to make sure he's not looking at whatever it is he wants to look at, which we all know is not good. And then he goes after, of course, Trump, Taco and Gavin, I'm begging you, please throw in just one of these tweets. Taco Tits, please. Do it. And in parentheses, you can put. Needs a maga man bra. Like, listen up, Taco and print and then quotes. Do Tits, Please, Gavin, please. Why not? We're going unhinged. We're going. You know, we're. They're fighting. They have fire. We're going crazier. Fire. Do it, Gavin. Do it, do it, do it. The people are begging you. Go scorched earth. Call him Cankles McTaco Tits. Please. Please, I'm begging you.
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Pumps
Well, here's the thing that I love about all this is finally, the Trump people, the triple Trumpers, who think that he is just one step away from Jesus Christ, their Lord and savior, they get. They look at Gavin Newsom's tweets through the glasses of a person that has been looking at Trump's tweets. Tweets this entire time, Right? Like the he puts on there. Remember I thought he was an alcoholic because he got drunk and posted all that.
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Gavin Newsom
No, no, no, no, no.
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Pumps
Allegedly, he's stone cold sober. He's just that crazy. At least Gavin Newsome is playing a game and knows he's crazy.
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Gavin Newsom
Yeah, this is when they start talking about chess 4D, right? This is more what that is. Okay, put up the next one, Kylie. The Drudge Report is hopping in on this, you guys. And Gavin Newsom's press office is just, I mean, a masterclass right now because it's so easy to bully these people. Drudge puts above the fold in red Newsom, California to draw congressional maps to, quote, end Trump presidency. After that, a new poll came out. 31% call the don honest little Moses. Mike Johnson is chiming in. There will be a third impeachment if Dems take House. And so you Guys, they. Mike Johnson is saying that because he's like, he's so in the bubble, right? Like, if only 31 of Americans think this guy is honest, it's over. And here's what I want Gavin to do, regardless of what Abbott does, regardless. Gerrymander.
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Pumps
Absolutely.
- [09:08]
Gavin Newsom
Do it. I want Pritzker. I want. Just do it. That's what they do. They're not following the rule of law. Do it because you're on the right side of history. They are throwing people without due process in concentration camps. And Fox News wanted to go after me. They spent a whole day going after me. We only. We only want to deport illegal immigrants. They're rounding up American citizens even because these ICE agents that are such weirdos have to put a mask on because they know what they're doing is so depraved. They are rounding up and racially profiling Americans that happen to be of descent from another country where they have melanin in their skin, but they were born on US Soil and are American citizens, and they're sending them to alligator Auschwitz. And you guys don't want to report on it. But you know what the sad thing is? If you did report on it, your viewers are such deplorables. Hillary Clinton nailed it. That they would like it. Yeah, they would like it.
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Pumps
And let's not forget, like, he is putting the US Military in American cities to arrest American citizens. That is the first time this has ever happened in history. This is a move to authoritarianism, full stop. And that is why we cannot sit around and say, well, we're going to do the right thing and we're going to do this. They take what they want. We need to take it first.
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Gavin Newsom
I agree. I agree. Regardless of what Abbott does, regardless. Do it, Gavin. Do it. And also call him taco tits. Caps. Lock in your next tweet, please. All right, next up, J.B. pritzker. I love this guy. He is. He is really starting to troll. So Attorney General and hypocritical Christian extraordinaire ken Paxton tweets JB Pritzker @JB Pritzker. We're not worried. We've seen how ineffective you've been in your own state. JB Pritzker retweets with comment and says on biblical grounds, I think you should sit this one out. And J.B. we know you. We've had you on our pod before. I love it. Go harder. Call out the Christian hypocrisy of these MAGA white Christian nationalists. Go at them right where they think they have the moral high ground and show that they don't. They are total hypocrites that use the faith the people have in rural America. They exploit it and they use it it against them so that they can on them economically, not pay them a livable wage, take away their health care and get them to fight for billionaires just like they've been primed to fight for their crazy, grifting, lying evangelical preacher. Call it out. Call it out all day. And of course twice on Sunday and then last up. Bullying these people is an international cause and I always have to give it up to the UK because they are really good at this. They helped us with Elon Musk, who is now the least popular person in the United States of America. It's glorious. Smokey eye sociopath JD Vance wants to bring the least popular person in America back into maga. And I say do it. I love the optics of that, but I really love the optics because, you know, little smokey eye, he's been on seven vacations as Vice President because I think Trump might be a little worried about what he's doing behind his back. So JD Keeps going on vacation. Here's what happened when he goes to the Cotswold. Activists in the UK installed a poster in the Cotswolds to greet JD Vance as he takes yet another family vacation. And for those listening, this is one of the memes that has just gone viral where he's like bald and chubby and has the beard. And you guys remember this. Remember that when Kamala and Tim Walls started bullying Republicans and calling them weird. And there was a moment on social media there was like, yes, let's bully conservatives again. They suck. And we had a lot of momentum and she was up in the polls and then the Democratic establishment had her. You know, they have to go try to beg for Republican votes and I say I don't want them. Keep them over there. Who gives a? She started trotting around with Liz Cheney. Go full tilt with this stuff. Bully the out of them. Gerrymander the shit out of all of these states, Deliver a huge blue tsunami. And I want every Democratic politician to join in on this or you're going to be on our watch list and we'll just start adding you into the people that get bullied. I like it. Great idea. Please subscribe to our channel like this video and most importantly, support your girls broads, old girl, old broads by ordering our book Life is a Lazy Season of Shit Sandwiches where Pumps shares all all of her deepest, darkest secrets. And I do too. All right, bye.
- [14:20]
Chris Kunahan
You're listening to leaffilter radio and the guru of gutter protection himself, Chris Kunahan is here to take your most pressing leaf related questions. Hey, everybody, Chris here. I understand we have Ron on the line. Ron, where are you calling from?
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Gavin Newsom
Uh.
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Chris Kunahan
Oh, Ron, are you calling from a ladder?
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Gavin Newsom
Well, I was. I wanted to ask Chris what I need to do to get my gutters ready to have leaffilter installed.
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Chris Kunahan
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Gavin Newsom
So I didn't need to get on this ladder.
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Chris Kunahan
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Gavin Newsom
Thank goodness. What was that site?
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Chris Kunahan
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