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Pumps
Foreign. We like to spend a lot of time at I Hip News, beating up on elon Musk and J.D. vance in his soon to be smokey eye. But we cannot neglect Donald Trump. Listen to this man on Air Force One last night. The delusions of grandeur are off the chart. Respected as a country again. It was strongly respected and people are amazing. I was with some very important people today and they said they've never seen a turnaround of a country as fast as this. That's just all lies. Every single bit of that is a lie. I mean, he started lying. Doubled down, tripled down, quadrupled down. Everybody thinks we're fucking crazy right now. Nobody likes us. We used to have friends. And it has been a turnaround. And it has been a turnaround from like a fully erect penis to the limpest, most shriveled up any penis you have ever seen. That's what's happening with the United States of America right now because of him.
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Unknown Host
It's so crazy that I think he believes that. I think he honestly believes that. Because if you look globally, NATO hates us, you know, Iran hates us, which is fine. Putin's telling him to fuck off by doing what he's doing. Canada, our neighbor, hates Mexico. The woman president in Mexico is just eating him up and chewing him out, and all he can do is wear horrific makeup. That was the worst makeup I've seen in a long time.
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Pumps
It's getting worse. And I'll tell you what, these MAGA men in this makeup, you've seen Moses, Mike Johnson start contouring. Matt Gaetz does a full face now. And here's the thing. I want our listeners and viewers know, we don't care. We don't care if men wear makeup or not. But we're not the religious hypocrites running around saying, oh, men need to be men and men shouldn't have to worry about what anybody else thinks to be. Mainly you got Jesse Waters, I mean, trying to prove to everybody these, he's not interested in sucking on things. It's the weirdest stuff I've ever seen. But next up, here's Trump, and I thought this video was really interesting. And here he is trying to cosplay, being a tough guy. Put up the video.
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NBC Reporter
Hours ago, President Trump called me to tell me he is, quote, pissed off with Russia's President Putin and threatened to impose secondary tariffs on Russia's oil, quote, if Russia and I are unable to make a deal on stopping the bloodshed in Ukraine. And if I think it was Russia's fault, Which it might not be, but if I think it was Russia's fault, I am going to put secondary tariffs on all oil coming out of Russia. Mr. Trump said 25% tariffs on Russian oil could happen any moment and told me he plans to speak with President Putin this week. The president told me, quote, I was very angry, pissed off when Putin started getting into Zelinsky's credibility and started talking about new leadership in Ukraine.
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Pumps
Okay, so I think this is fishy as hell. Of course it is. You know, he calls NBC, who he calls DNC all the time because he thinks he's so funny. I think this was is some sort of collusion between Trump and Putin to try to get some sort of feigned credibility here. I also think something interesting happened over the weekend. A man named President Alexander Stubbs, who is the president Finland, played in the member guest golf tournament at Mar a Lago. Of course, Trump rigged it and he won, as he does everything. And this guy from Finland, I had a big, long conversation with ChatGPT about it over the weekend because I know, you know, people in Finland are pretty liberal. And I'm like, okay, so what's this guy doing? Is he playing Trump? And ChatGPT was like, that's a very fair assessment. Of course, he would know that in order to curry favor with Trump, to go play golf with him would be something Trump would like to talk about, how great Trump is. You're a good golfer, you're a great businessman. Wow. You're an amazing leader. Because they're so terrified, particularly where Finland is located with Russian aggression. And so this phone call to this NBC reporter who Trump has railed on multiple times saying that he's pissed at Putin, comes on the foothills of his big member guest victory with the President of Finland. And I just think that it shows, number one, how easily manipulatable this man is. And that President Stubbs could have pumped Trump up to kind of do something dramatic against Putin. But at end of the day, we all know that Trump hasn't just now found clarity about Putin. And more than likely, he is completely compromised and bent into a pretzel by Putin.
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Unknown Host
When I heard that, I thought, don't, you know, Vladimir Putin's like, who gives a if you're mad? Like, I own you. You can be mad all you want, him saying that it might be Russia's fault if he decides it's Russia's fault, but it might not be. And then he goes on to say, you know, he' calling Zelensky not a good leader. Whatever. Trump Said the exact same thing the other day. He said he was a dictator. So I don't want to hear from Trump on Putin because everybody knows, everybody knows that Putin controls Trump full stop.
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Pumps
Well, and Trump saying that if Russia may or may not have started it, that's just our. That's an established fact. You know, So, I mean, the fact that he's still trying to be a tough guy by calling NBC and trying to say he's pissed, but yet at the same time, he can't get there. He can't say that Putin's the aggressor if this war was to be over and if Donald Trump really wanted it to be over, that all conversations would be directed at Putin to disengage or we're going to advance further in helping Ukraine. But he's incapable and unwilling to do that. Okay, next up, Trump is not kidding, as we all know, that he desperately wants a third term. And he's found a little reach around, pun intended, that he thinks, thinks he can do. Here Trump announces that he's not joking about running for a third term. He says there are methods to do so, like J.D. vance running for office and then passing the role to Trump. And he just proves constantly what a. If you think yassified JD Vance is going to get power and then turn around and give it to you, number one, that is so insane. And he is so outmaneuvered by the, not all of Silicon Valley, but the members of Silicon Valley that want to dismantle democracy and concentrate wealth. He is completely outmaneuvered by them.
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Unknown Host
Absolutely. And J.D. vance is trying to undermine him as a vice president. He's certainly not going to become the president and then hand the reins over to Trump. And I think something people are forgetting is Trump is like 78 years old. At the end of his term, he's 82. There is no way. I mean, he's barely cognizant now. There's no way in four years he's going to continue to be. But there is not one bit of a surprise that the most corrupt and criminal president in the history of America thinks he can run for a third term and is planning on it somehow.
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Pumps
It's going to be impossible to get him out of.
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Unknown Host
Impossible.
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Pumps
It will be impossible. I mean, he is just not going to go walk out of 1600 Pennsylvania unless I think he's in a body bag, because that's how desperate he is to cling on to that. All right, listen up. Don't leave us. Please support show by supporting our sponsors. I want to share with everyone that Pumps and I have been using One Skin. It is an amazing product. One Skin was founded in 2016 by an all woman team of scientists with PhDs in skin regeneration, stem cell biology, immunology and bioinformatics. I'm telling you guys, I've been using this on my chest, neck and face. I love it. It is a game changer.
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Unknown Host
He could not win in a meritocracy because he is so narcissistic, drug addled. But for him to put that like he's such the victim now he wants people to be arrested that Flip off Tesla's. I mean, cut me some slack. He is the biggest parasite. He has no business in charge of doggy daycare, much less the United States government.
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Pumps
I can, I mean, he's, he is such an embarrassment to himself, to everybody that run around with him to the country of South Africa. I bet they're thinking they're lucky stars that the United States took that piece of in. And I'm so jealous that y'all don't have him. All right, but I just want to point out these men try to brag all the time about how manly they are, about how smart they are, about how masculine they are. Yet Donald Trump, everywhere he goes, he has to have Elon Musk with him. You never see Trump get on Air Force One by himself. Elon Musk is always right there with him. Same with Marine One, I think Elon Musk is shacking up at the White House, which is weird as. But I mean, we'll get into that on another episode. But Pete Hegseth, the Secretary of Defense, who is already an abject failure, an embarrassment who has endangered the lives of our troops to the party, the MAGA party. We support our troops. They act like they support the troops more than anybody else does, yet they don't vote for them, they don't fund them. And then they all support this guy who puts them in danger. And this guy takes his wife to top secret meetings. Here's the tweet. Trump's Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth brought his Fox News producer wife to a NATO meeting on Ukraine and a classified Pentagon briefing with the UK Defense Secretary, per the Wall Street Journal. No clearance, no job, massive national security breach. He needs to resign now.
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Unknown Host
What do you think's going on here? I mean, I could not believe it. She doesn't have any clearance. This is a massive breach of protoc. But he's also planning wars on signal. So this guy is just. I mean, you hire a Fox News anchor to run the military and this is what you get. The wife being there threw me for a loop. What the fuck does she have to do with anything?
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Pumps
I just think it's weird that these guys can't ever do anything on their own. Trump has a full time nanny, which is this untreated drug addict born in South Africa, Welfare queen Elon Musk that literally will not let Trump out of his sight. I think weird as shit. And then you've got Pete Hexa wife attending Elon Musk's mother going on. It's just weird. These guys are such teddy Babies.
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Unknown Host
I thought maybe the wife sometimes somehow monitors his alcohol consumption. I mean, that's just a theory on my part that she's trying to keep him from drinking during the day. I mean, that was a thought I had. And the reason Elon Musk has Trump everywhere, in my opinion, is because he wants to control everything Donald Trump says and does. And Trump is such a loose cannon, he can't let him out of his sight because Elon Musk bought and paid for him and he wants to make sure he gets his money's wor.
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Pumps
Yeah. And I, I think it is a power play. Like I own you. The way he towered over him in the Oval Office when Trump was sitting there, cowered over and Elon Musk was standing posture, fully erect, I thought that was a real power move. The optics of that were really interesting. And this administration does everything for television. They know exactly what they're doing. All right, here's just some more. I thought this was crazy. So Susie Wiles is the chief of staff for Donald Trump and she ran his campaign and she said when she agreed to come on to be the chief of staff that she would do it under one condition. And that was that that Donald Trump agreed to keep the, quote, clown car out of the Oval. And I don't know how you look at Donald Trump and Elon Musk and say that with a straight face, but she did. And here she is being interviewed by Lara Trump on Fox. Do you remember the toughest thing you've ever had to tell him? 2020 election, coming to him after the 2020 election in 21 and telling him that what he thought was the circumstance wasn't, which is how I got into all this. He said, well, can you fix it? But he's such a resilient person and he's seen so much, it's very hard to surprise him. This is not your first.
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Unknown Host
He's so resilient, he's so narcissistic. He can't live in reality. And the clown car. Donald Trump is the biggest, biggest clown. He's the lead clown in this clown car.
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Pumps
What did you think about what she said, though, about the 2020 election?
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Unknown Host
Well, she knows it was, I mean.
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Pumps
He, that he lost, that she undermined him right there on Fox News. I thought that was really interesting because typically after something like this happens, he would go on an all night bender on True Social. So when I saw this clip, I went over to True Social to think, is he fired Susie Wiles? I mean, is she getting fired that she just said he lost 2020 on Fox, but it didn't happen. So I thought that was just really interesting. I thought that was a really interesting component because it goes against everything we've known this man to do. He has to surround himself by people that say, oh, yeah, you won 2020. Because that is like the biggest thorn in a side that Biden beat him like by 10 million votes or something.
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Unknown Host
Well, I mean, he's. I would say he's moved past it, but he's still talking about how and, like, just over the weekend passed it. No, he hasn't. He. He was like, oh, yeah, well, really, it's my third term as president.
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Pumps
Shut the up.
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Unknown Host
Maybe he doesn't understand the nuance. That wouldn't surprise me.
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Pumps
I don't know. I just. I thought it was interesting. I thought it was interesting. She did it right there. To Lara, who's been one of the big lie promoters this whole time. I just thought that was a really interesting thing. I mean, I don't think it means anything that big. I just thought as somebody who has to watch this all the time, I thought, well, boy, she didn't take the oath. Because apparently one of the questions they've been asking people that come to work at the White House is on the application. Who do you think won the 2020 election? Yeah, I'm dead serious.
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Unknown Host
I shouldn't be laughing because it's terrifying. This is crazy.
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Pumps
It's nuts. All right, we're trying to get to a million subs. Please subscribe to our channel and we'll see you all later.