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Misha
What was one of the best things you learned from Lucille Ball?
Carol Burnett
Well, she. Now, she wouldn't say, hi, guys. She was more like the guys.
Misha
She was like. She was ready to be a bitch.
Carol Burnett
Oh. Now here's the story.
Misha
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Craig
Hey, how you doing?
Misha
Hi, Craig. I am. I am sorry. I'm excited. I'm honored because we have one of my heroines here with us today. And we're just gonna get right into it. I want you to introduce our next guest.
Craig
Yeah. We have Carol Burnett here and.
Carol Burnett
Wow.
Craig
I'm speechless already. And we just got started.
Carol Burnett
You're not the only one. I am speechless. And as I said before, I'm gobsmack gobsmacked. I'm so happy to be here and to meet you and to see you again.
Craig
We are happy to have you. Thank you. And just so our audience can understand why Misha and I are so awestruck, excited, whatever words. It's because you were such a big part of our growing up.
Carol Burnett
Wow.
Craig
So I wanna tell you the story.
Carol Burnett
Okay.
Craig
When we were kids, school age, we could only watch one hour of tv.
Carol Burnett
Wow.
Craig
Yes. My parents were ahead of the curve and we, like you, were cartoon fans. So we spent our hour on cartoons and my sister spent our hour on the Brady Bunch and things of that nature. But in the evenings when you were on, my parents watched the Carol Burnett show.
Carol Burnett
Oh, wow.
Craig
And I just want to tell you one of the things that I really was awestruck about your show and I didn't understand it. Cause again, I was just a. I was like 10 years old. I can't even remember how old I was. When you would come out at the beginning of the show and take questions from people, my 10 year old brain was like, this woman is the smartest, funniest woman I've ever seen. Because she doesn't know what these people are gonna ask. So that was one thing I. But it always struck me that every now and then there was a kid who'd asked you a question and you were the kindest person to children. And being a child and seeing that, I'm getting choked up just talking about it.
Carol Burnett
Thank you.
Craig
It really meant a lot. And we were just talking. We wish our mom was here. She would have loved to have been here for this.
Misha
He was your biggest fan.
Carol Burnett
You told me that the first time. And I think I sent some videos and all. And I got the loveliest letter from you.
Misha
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Carol Burnett
Well, you know, the Q and A. I didn't want to do it?
Misha
Really?
Carol Burnett
No. When we were going to do our.
Misha
Show, that feels risky.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. The producer came to me, he said, you know, Carol, before you get into sketches with you black out your teeth and you have a fright wig on and a fat suit and all that, people should really get to know you first. And so to go out, I said, but what if. What if they asked? What if they don't want to ask me anything? Or what if they do and I can't? I don't have a snappy answer. And he said, well, so we'll put some plants in the audience. And then I thought, no, it's got to be real.
Craig
It was real.
Carol Burnett
If they stump me with something and I have egg on my face, at least they know we're being honest.
Craig
Right?
Carol Burnett
And so I said, let's try it for three weeks in a row when we were just gonna start. And if it doesn't work, let's tank the idea. Well, the first show I was a little nervous and some kind person said, who's the guest tonight? And I went, well, I can answer the question. And then the next week, and pretty soon I started to have fun with it.
Craig
You were enjoying it.
Carol Burnett
And it became one of the most fun things on my show that I love. Yeah, I love doing. We would have. We. We had one woman. I raised her hand. Kai called on her. She looked like Bea Arthur when Bea Arthur did Maude. You know, she said, I want to come up and sing.
Misha
Oh, my goodness.
Carol Burnett
And she, fearless. She got up there. What's your name? And I remember to this, Terry McCann. I said, okay, Terry, now, we had a band over on the 28 piece orchestra.
Craig
Oh, wow.
Carol Burnett
And I said, what do you want to do? And she looked at the band and she said, you made me love you in the key of G. Whoa.
Misha
Whoa.
Carol Burnett
Well, of course, the audience was going crazy. She started singing and she was pretty good, you know, she's going, you made me love. And I joined her because I knew the song. Now we're belting away and we were pretty good. And the audience is clapping and we're coming to the end. And I had a different thought in my mind about the way to end the song from what she had. And we were doing. And then it kind of started to peter out. And she looked at me and she said, you screwed it up.
Craig
It was gold.
Carol Burnett
That's great. It was. You can YouTube it.
Craig
Oh, you can. Oh, I'm going. I'm gonna look that up.
Carol Burnett
Weird things, whatever we're doing.
Misha
Well, let's. Let's start at the beginning because I want our listeners to know your journey. Where'd you grow up? We're in our studios in la. And I understand that you grew up too far.
Carol Burnett
Well, I was born in Texas and we moved out here to be with my mother who had come out before. It was my grandmother. Right in. I was seven.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
You know, and we moved into one room in a building on Yucca and Wilcox.
Misha
Right near the Hollywood sign.
Carol Burnett
That's right. I used to climb the sign. Wow.
Misha
Literally, the letters.
Carol Burnett
Literally.
Misha
How old were you when you were doing that? 11. Who took you up there? Did you just wander up there?
Listener
No, the gate.
Carol Burnett
The neighborhood kids would be roller skating or flying kites or something. I'm bored. Let's go climb the sign. The O's were my favorite.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
For some reason, the scaffolding and it was rickety and oh my God, we got splinters and it's a wonder we didn't break our necks. But I just love climbing. Then I would hang over the O and look all. Look at Hollywood, you know, it was just.
Misha
What was it like back then? What was.
Carol Burnett
There was no smog.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
At all. It was clear every day. And when I'd come out from the building, the first thing I saw was the Hollywood sign up there, you know? And then I went to school here at Selma Avenue School and LeCount Junior High and Hollywood High.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. And I lived with my grandmother. We had one room. Mama had a room down the hall and my grandmother, it was a Murphy pull down bed. So she was sleeping that and I slept on the couch.
Craig
And so. So you lived with your grandmother in San Antonio? Yes. And your mom moved out here before you, Right?
Carol Burnett
She came out with my dad and then they got divorced.
Craig
Okay. But did she move out here for acting or did she move out here?
Carol Burnett
She wanted to be a writer like Louella Parsons and Hedda Hopper. She wanted to interview movie stars for magazines.
Craig
Okay. Okay.
Carol Burnett
She was successful, a little bit freelancing. So she did get to interview Bob Hope, Rita Hayworth.
Misha
That's big stuff.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. So she sold a few. But unfortunately she got the disease. She became an alcoholic. And my dad was already an alcoholic.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. And my grandmother, she was a hypochondriacal Christian Scientist. Wow.
Misha
Okay. So what was that like?
Craig
That's a mouthful.
Carol Burnett
She would say, I'm going to know the truth. Everything's fine. There is no sickness, no nothing or other. Oh my God, get me a phenobarbital.
Misha
So who was the funny one of the Adults in your life or what was it?
Carol Burnett
My mother had a great sense of humor. Great. And nanny could be funny. My grandmother. But sometimes she didn't know. She.
Misha
I'd say she wasn't trying.
Carol Burnett
Yeah, right, right.
Misha
What did you want to be? What?
Carol Burnett
A journalist.
Misha
Okay. Even through high school, I was editor.
Carol Burnett
Of my junior high school paper and editor of the Hollywood High.
Misha
What were you reporting on? What was one of your big stories?
Carol Burnett
Well, I actually, at Hollywood High, I went to Mr. Thorpe, our teacher, and he was an uptight old guy.
Misha
He was probably 30.
Carol Burnett
He was very pulled together, you know. And I said, Mr. Thorpe, I have an idea. Do you know the movie star Joel McCray, who was a big movie star in the 30s and 40s and 50s?
Craig
So I watched TCM. My sister does not. I know who Joel McCray is.
Misha
Oh, I know who Joel McCray is.
Carol Burnett
He went to Hollywood High. So I said, let me interview Joel McCray. And he said, well, okay, do it on your own. So I got a hold of the studio where he had an office and I called and I said, I'm editor of the Hollywood High School newspaper and I would love to interview. Yeah, a lot of. But they thought it was a cute idea. So they. Okay. Wow. He said, all right. And I took the bus and everything and got to the studio. They took me to his office. He was leaned back and he had cowboy boots on. And his boots were up on the table and a cowboy hat. And, you know, I was what, 15, 16.
Craig
Wow.
Carol Burnett
And I said, how did you get your star? Yeah, really dumb question. And he couldn't have been sweeter. Wow. And headlines in the Hollywood High School news, of course, interviewing Joel McComb.
Misha
What was your personality like? Were you always outgoing? Because, I mean, just to even come up with the idea and have the gumption to get on the bus and go down to the studio, I mean, you must have been.
Carol Burnett
And you know what? I think it was the movies, because Nanny and I, we saved our pennies and we would see maybe six movies a week. Wow. Second feature. So it was like my. My ticket would be a dime and hers would be a quarter and we'd get in before 1:00 clock or whatever, before the prices would change. But what I. The movies were my escape.
Craig
Okay?
Carol Burnett
I was very quiet and I was a good student. And so. But I would see Mickey and Judy up there and they wanted to put on a show, and by golly, they did. You know, I would see Rosalind Russell, who. That's who I pretended I was when I Was going to interview Joel McCray because I saw her and his girl Friday.
Craig
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
So I could assume that, you know, and so I thought, yeah, I'll. I'll be a journalist. That's. Yeah, you know what, mama? You know, Interviewing people. And so I wanted desperately to go to ucla.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And we didn't have the money. Our rent was $30 a month. A dollar a day. And I remember when they raised it to that nanny had a fit. A dollar a day just to live in the reality. Anyway, so I knew I was gonna get to go.
Misha
You knew in your heart?
Carol Burnett
And I saw myself on campus. It wasn't like I wished it or had. I just said, it's gonna happen. And then he said, we don't have you. Go to a secretarial school, do that, and then nab the boss. I said, I know, I know. I'm gonna get to go.
Misha
Now, what do they call that nowadays, young people? Self actualization or self. What the young people call it something.
Carol Burnett
I don't know.
Misha
Manifestation.
Carol Burnett
Well, you know, that's what I was doing.
Misha
That's a thing.
Carol Burnett
Well, this was 80 years ago. Or more. Something like that. No, I was.
Misha
No, you manifested it.
Carol Burnett
I was 17 or 18. Now. That was 1951. 52.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
Guess what the tuition was at UCLA.
Misha
Don't they usually just gonna stab me in my stomach?
Craig
I know.
Misha
It was like, what, 543.
Craig
Oh, for the. For the year.
Misha
Year. Wow.
Carol Burnett
They didn't have. It was like, USC was very expensive. UCLA was, but we didn't have it. So our room faced the lobby of the building we lived in. And then right across, there was a desk for the manager. And then there were pigeonhole mailboxes.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
For each room. Each.
Craig
Like slots.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. So in the morning, because I was right there, I peek out and see if we had any mail. And this one morning, there was this letter in our slot. So I ran out my house in my robe. Okay. Came back in to the room. The letter had my name, typewritten, address. There was a 3 cent stamp on it.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
Cancel. Though they hadn't mailed it. They just. Somebody put it in there. I opened it up, and there was a $50 bill.
Misha
Wow.
Carol Burnett
And to this day, I do not know where that came from.
Craig
No way.
Misha
Wow.
Craig
Who do you think it was? Was it Granna? Was it Nana?
Carol Burnett
Oh, she was. Are you kidding? I'm not wanting me to go to sex.
Listener
She's like.
Misha
And nab a husband. She's like, not spending $50.
Craig
I want to know who that was.
Carol Burnett
So Do I?
Misha
Wow. Wow.
Carol Burnett
I covered the people in the neighborhood. We were all poor, right? Yeah. You know, we were on what they called in. It was like the wpa, but it was called Relief.
Craig
Yeah. Yeah.
Carol Burnett
In California.
Craig
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
And so. And I showed this to Danny. That's a rent money we could pay. I said, I'm going to ucla. So I got to ucla. Okay. And I wanted to major in journalism. There was no major in journalism. I could take a course and join the Daily Bruin newspaper, but there was no major. What am I going to major in? So I looked at the catalog and there was theater arts, which had different sections. Theater arts, film. Theater arts.
Misha
Theater.
Carol Burnett
Theater arts, writing. Theater arts, English. So I thought, I'll take theater arts, English and take the playwriting courses. Joined the Daily Brew. And just. Well, when you're a freshman in theater arts, no matter which one you pick to choose, choose to major in. You had to take an acting course. You had to take scenery building.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
You had to take costuming.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And so now I'm in this acting course. Oh, God. And all these kids, they were doing scenes. I was late in getting to the class because I hadn't known about this particular major. So I was about. They had already been there maybe two weeks. So they were doing final scenes for the teacher, and they were fabulous. I teamed up with a fellow student and he picked a scene from Noel Coward's oh, I can't remember the name of it, where we sang a little bit.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And I pretended, because I love the movies, to be Betty Grable with a cockney accent. And I became her. And we got an A. And then I got into a one act, that student, one act. And I played a hillbilly woman. So I went back to my great grandmother in Arkansas and thought about her. And I remember I had a line where I came in and you had to be there, but I said, I'm back like that. And the place exploded. They laughed, and I thought, this is what I wanted to do. Oh, this is it an accident? Because they didn't have a school of journal major in journalism. Wow. Wow.
Craig
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Misha
Dream of being with some boyfriend.
Carol Burnett
Not then. Oh, he came later. Okay, now what happened was one guy came up, he said, can you sing? Can you carry a tune? I said, yeah, we used to sing in the kitchen with my grandmother mother and said, well, we're doing a scene in the musical comedy workshop from South Pacific and would you be in the chorus of one of the girls who sings I'm gonna wash that man right out on my hair. Okay, so, okay, now I, I've never done it before, but I started belting.
Misha
Really?
Carol Burnett
And I'd never belted, but I was with all these other girls so I had courage. He said, you're too loud. But I'd like you to do a scene with one of our guys from Guys and Dolls where you would sing Adelaide's Lament, which is a very funny solo that this character has. And in it, in the song she has a cold, so she's sneezing and sniffling. And I thought I can do that because I don't have to sound pretty, you know. And I did it and it was good. And I won an award as the most outstanding newcomer in the theater arts department. And I thought, I want to go to New York and be on Broadway in musical comedy.
Misha
Had you been learning throughout this major about the stepping stones in that career? So you knew that New York was the place to be?
Carol Burnett
Yeah, because I didn't look like Marilyn Monroe. I didn't look like even Tony Curtis.
Misha
So you're like, the movie is now Broadway.
Carol Burnett
Broadway. And again, I knew I was gonna get to go.
Misha
Manifestation, young people.
Carol Burnett
And so in the musical comedy department, our professor said there were nine of us. We're going to a party next Saturday night in San Diego, okay. And it's a black tie formal affair. Why don't you kids come down and do your scenes as the entertainment for the party and I'll grade you, okay? Okay. So all of a sudden, got in cars and went down with my boyfriend. I did a scene from Annie Gets yout Gun, Everybody. So afterwards, I'm at the hors d' oeuvres table and I have a napkin and I'm stealing hors d' oeuvres and take home to nanny to put in my, you know, so she can know.
Misha
That that $50 was worth something.
Carol Burnett
And I thought, oh, this is 10. Oh my God, I'm buzzing, you know, and turned around and there was this gentleman and his wife. Black tie, beautiful gown she had. We liked. What do you want to do with your life? I said, someday I want to go to New York. And he said, why aren't you there now? I said, well, I'm hoping to get the chance to go someday, but I'm working. I had a part time job. He said, I'll lend you the money.
Misha
Wow, it's amazing.
Carol Burnett
And he gave me his card and I thought that it was the champagne talking. Like, he's gonna forget about this in the morning. He means it. He gave me his crazy. He said, be in my office a week from Monday, 9 o'.
Misha
Clock. Was he. What did he do?
Carol Burnett
What happened was Don and I went down. He was a very wealthy businessman, went into his office. He said, okay, I'm going to lend each one of you $1,000 and payable if you can pay it back in five years. Stipulations, you must use the money to go to New York. You must never reveal my name. Okay. And if you are successful, you must help others out. Wow.
Craig
And he wasn't in the in show business?
Carol Burnett
No. What happened was I found out later that he had helped somebody get started in a restaurant.
Craig
Okay.
Misha
He just identified talent.
Carol Burnett
Somebody staked him to a claim at one point and it was like, pay it forward.
Craig
Paying it forward. Yeah, yeah, Yep, I got you.
Carol Burnett
Well, when I got home and showed Nanny all this money, I thought she was gonna have a heart attack. You can't go to New York. You can't. I have to. I wanted to. Now, here's how Stupid. I was. Well, I didn't know where I was going to stay.
Misha
You just went.
Carol Burnett
You literally got on a plane.
Misha
You were the typical yokel off the bus. Was it a bus ticket?
Carol Burnett
It was a plane ticket.
Misha
Had you ever flown before? Nope.
Craig
Wow.
Carol Burnett
So now I'm on a plane. I was reading the New Yorker, and there was an ad for the Algonquin Hotel, which all the witty people would gather and exchange. And I thought, well, that's interesting. So it was raining, and I loved rain, when it's good, not torrential. And I walked with my cardboard suitcase to the algonquin. Checked in, $9, they said, a day. I thought, for a week. $9 a day. Oh, yeah. Anyway.
Misha
But you're loaded.
Carol Burnett
Oh, yeah. Well, I had left maybe about $500 because of the plane. So I got up to the room and what am I going to do? I had one phone number. It was from a girl who had been in the South Pacific sea. She was a year ahead of me, and she wrote. Everybody said, I'm in New York, so if you're ever here, give me a call. So I called her that morning and I said, it's Carol Burnett. She said, hi, you're here. I said, where are you? I said, I'm at the Goncourt. What? She said, get out of there and come over to where I am. Where is. So I checked out, and I had her address. Bing Bong. It was a townhouse.
Misha
What part of New York was.
Carol Burnett
It was West 54th street between 5th and 6th. It was a place called the Rehearsal Club. It housed young women who wanted to be in show business. It was very proper, had a house mother. They had rules. There was one cot available, and I was introduced to the house mother. And she said, okay, you come in here, you can be. And it's $18 a week, room and board.
Craig
I see.
Carol Burnett
It was a godsend.
Misha
I see so many angels.
Carol Burnett
You know, I call him Clarence. He's a wonderful life. I said, there's Clarence.
Misha
There he is.
Carol Burnett
Yeah.
Misha
Were you ever afraid? I mean, in this process?
Carol Burnett
I mean, I was too stupid.
Misha
But you've stuck.
Carol Burnett
It was the movies.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
Again, Mickey and Judy. I'm gonna put on a show. I'm gonna be a Broadway. And also, when I was gonna leave ucla, friends gave me a party and they said, what are you gonna do when you get to New York? I said, I'm gonna be on Broadway, and it's gonna be directed by George Abbott. Now, George Abbott was Mr. Broadway. He directed the Pajama Game, Damn Yankees. You got all up and that happened.
Craig
And this is another one of those. You saw yourself already.
Carol Burnett
I just. I just said, oh. I was bragging.
Craig
I said, oh, okay. This wasn't one of your manifestations.
Carol Burnett
That's a few jobs.
Misha
No, but it was.
Carol Burnett
Yeah.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
But I finally then got a call to audition for George Abbott, and it was Once Upon a Mattress. Wow. But that was five years later.
Misha
Yeah.
Craig
Okay.
Misha
Did you have to get an agent at the time? I mean, how.
Carol Burnett
Go get an agent.
Misha
I know, yeah. It's like, what do you. How do you break into. How do you. Nowhere with a cardboard suitcase and even sort of begin. How do you. How did you know what to do?
Carol Burnett
Well, you try to get into an agent's office and you couldn't get past the receptionist. They would throw your 8 by 10 glossy into the wastebasket.
Misha
But you knew to get headshots. You did all that?
Carol Burnett
Because I learned that from the girls.
Misha
Okay. So you were in, like, your own little Broadway school.
Carol Burnett
So finally I did get a meeting with an agent and I showed him my scrapbook from UCLA reviews, and he said, that's nice. Well, let me know when you're in something. I said, how do I get in something? Get in something if I don't have an agent?
Craig
Right.
Carol Burnett
And he said, go put on your own show. I went back to the club, called a meeting with all the girls. I said, we're going to put on a show.
Misha
Spanky. We're putting on a show.
Craig
And how.
Misha
And how.
Carol Burnett
Some of the older girls went, oh, there were about 20 of us. And we wrote and came up with the idea to how to do it. And we showed the first act to the rich ladies who sponsored the club. They gave us $200 to rent the Carl Fisher Concert Hall. On a certain night, we sent out penny postcards to every agent, director, producer in town saying, you're always saying, let us know when you're. Well, we're in something.
Misha
In something.
Carol Burnett
This is it. Now. This is your ticket. And these are the two nights we're performing. So please come and see us. We were packed.
Misha
How many seats in the theater?
Carol Burnett
Carl Fisher? Maybe 200. Maybe.
Listener
Wow.
Craig
How long did it take you all to.
Misha
From the time.
Craig
From the time you were landed.
Misha
From the time you landed in New York to the time that you put on this show.
Carol Burnett
Oh, okay. That was 54. We put on the show in 55.
Misha
So within a year.
Carol Burnett
Yeah.
Misha
You figured out New York, the movies again.
Carol Burnett
Mickey and Judy. Go put on a show.
Misha
Right, right. So what was the. What was the premise. Yeah. Was it a comedy? Was it a musical?
Carol Burnett
What happened was everybody was gonna get to do their own thing.
Craig
Okay, okay.
Carol Burnett
Like, one of my roommates, Tinker was her name. She was British, really cute, kind of bouncy and bubbly, was, for some unknown reason, into Spanish dancing.
Misha
Okay.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. Jennifer Castroness.
Misha
I'm off now.
Carol Burnett
Toodle. And another one was a ballerina. Another one was a soprano. So what we did was the first act was everybody sitting around in the parlors, supposedly singing, it's a lazy afternoon. Nobody can get an agent. It's just terrible. And they're singing.
Misha
Did you write the music?
Carol Burnett
No. Lazy Afternoon was from a.
Misha
Okay. She took it. So we got it.
Carol Burnett
Got it. So then I burst in all bubbly and saying, I love New York. And I'm singing this. There's a major song like that. I said, come on, guys, let's get. I know what. Let's put on a show. And then we all sang a little thing about that second act was the show.
Misha
Wow.
Carol Burnett
So Tinker got to do her Spanish dancing. Sally got to sing a song.
Craig
Brilliant.
Carol Burnett
You know, what did you do? There was a Broadway show called new faces of 1952, and one of the songs in it was Eartha Kitt, and she was very sexy.
Misha
Oh, yes.
Carol Burnett
And she sang a song called Monotonous. And the premise of that song was, I'm so gorgeous, I am so sexy, everybody wants me, and it is so monotonous, you know? And she did. She had these chaise lounges, and she went from one shade slouch to the other very cat. Like she would. Yeah, like a lot like a lion or a tiger. And it's all monotonous. So what I thought I would do would be to be in curlers and an apron and fuzzy slippers and three broken down kitchen chairs singing about how gorgeous I am. And it worked. Oh, man.
Misha
Yeah. So did you naturally lean into comedy? Did you think, you know, because, you know, Tinker's seriously doing Spanish dancing and somebody's on point.
Carol Burnett
Yeah.
Misha
You decide. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go for the laugh.
Carol Burnett
I. Yeah. Because I remember the laughter at ucla.
Misha
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And then I could sing, so I could do both.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
So out of that, three of us got jobs. Wow.
Craig
Just from that. So you were able to get an agent from that?
Carol Burnett
I got an agent. I got summer stock, and then I worked with a special material writer, and then I got to play. I had an act written. Okay.
Misha
Like a one woman act. Yeah.
Carol Burnett
And I worked at the Blue angel nightclub and then the special material writer, Ken Welch, wrote a song called I Made a Fool of Myself over John Foster Dulles. It was at the height of Elvis Presley, so it was very funny for this young girl to have John Foster. Della, because he was aptly named. He wore the hat. He was Secretary of State. So I did it on the Jack Parr Show. I did it on the Ed Sullivan Show. And so.
Misha
So you just took this. This act took you. It was so impactful.
Carol Burnett
What was funny, too, was after I'd done it on Solomon did on The Blue Angel, Mr. Dulles was on mute. The press and they were talking about all what's going on in the world. And the very last thing, they said, what is this between you and that young girl that has. And I'm watching the show. Oh, my goodness, why? And he said, I make it a policy never to discuss matters of the heart in public. So he had a sense of humor.
Craig
Yeah.
Misha
Wow. So you became. You were in the Zeitgeist News. You were.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. And it wasn't just the entertainment session.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
They wrote about it in the editorial department.
Misha
Wow.
Carol Burnett
I'm wondering if I was a Republican or a Democrat, but who is this?
Misha
Did your mom and Nana hear about this? Was that when they were like, okay, maybe she's onto something.
Carol Burnett
Yeah.
Misha
Yeah.
Craig
So now, how did you. When did you parlay that success into television? Hollywood, your own show?
Carol Burnett
Well, I got a chance. I was in Mattress, Once Upon a Mattress. And then there was a wonderful man named Gary Moore who had a major variety show at the time.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And he knew my work. And his show was a big hit. It was. You know, and one of the guests one week was Martha Ray, who was a very funny, marvelous comedian. And she got bronchitis. And Gary called me on a Sunday and his show was going on. Martha can't make it. Can you come and learn her stuff and be on Tuesday night with us?
Craig
Oh, wow.
Carol Burnett
I was over there like Road Runner. Can I. Yeah. So I went. I learned everything and did the show. And Gary, before it went off the air, he told the audience what happened and brought me out on stage. He was so kind. And so, as a result, the following September, they asked. He asked me if I'd be on every week. So now I'm doubling with what's up on a Mattress and the Gary Moore Show. So things are popping. Wow. You know, really. And my God, I was making money.
Misha
So, yeah, I was gonna ask about that. Your lifestyle. No longer in the women's boarding.
Carol Burnett
So then it was just. I Did Gary show. And then CBS signed me to a 10 year contract where I would do a special a year and two guest shots on some of their sitcoms. But the agent, unbelievable. Within the five years. He had it in the contract that if I wanted to do an hour long comedy variety show, all I have to do is push the button and they would have to give me 30 shows.
Craig
What?
Carol Burnett
Wow. I mean, that was unheard of.
Craig
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
And they said, I didn't even think about it. I just said, who wants to be on. That's not me. I want to be on Broadway. I want to. You know, so I totally forgot about it. And then I did a. Another Broadway show and it was not a happy experience. I had a problem with it. I got married. I had my daughter Carrie.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And I was as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.
Craig
Professionally, you were. Okay. So the, the heat is off now.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. So we said, let's move to California, go back to Canada and we put a down payment on a house in Beverly Hills.
Craig
But wait, did you sign the 10 year contract yet?
Carol Burnett
Oh, yeah.
Craig
So you had, you were in within.
Carol Burnett
I was there, yeah.
Craig
Okay.
Misha
You weren't thinking about it.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. And now we go, oh, God, we got this house. Actually, it turned out to be a house Betty Grable lived in, which is kind of funny.
Misha
Wow.
Carol Burnett
And so we said Puerto Rico. And then we said that kind. We had a week to go before the.
Misha
You needed to pay for the house. So it's like, okay, let's activate this.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. And it was between Christmas and New Year's. And New Year's it would have been over the five years. So I picked up the phone and I called the vice president in New York and hi, Carol, have a nice Christmas. Yeah, Mike, I'm calling because I want to push that button. He didn't remember it. He said, what button? I said, you know the one where I get 31 hour shows. Oh, let me get back to you.
Misha
Let me call my. Let me get the lawyers on this.
Carol Burnett
That was it.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
And he called the next day and.
Misha
They were like, nope, she's got you.
Carol Burnett
They said, he called back. He said, yeah, I see that, Carl. But you know, comedy variety's a man scheme. It's not for you gals. So he said, it's Sid Caesar, it's Milton Berle. Now it's Dean Martin. You know, we. He said, we've got this great sitcom we'd love you to do called here's Agnes. Get your picture?
Misha
Yeah. Really?
Craig
You know, they're not making Agneses Anym.
Carol Burnett
I always wonder what would have happened. I said, I don't want to be. I don't want to be the same person every week. I want to do what I did on the Garry Moore show, different people. And also in doing Garry's show, I realized I really didn't want to be on Broadway all the time, because you do the same thing over after night after night after night. Whereas with the comedy variety show, you do that, then next week you got another challenge. You have different songs. You can do different sketches.
Misha
Can I ask Carol just to kind of fill in the blanks of support that you had, you know, who your mentors were? I mean, and what was it like being a woman in the business at that time and even before you got to Hollywood and before you pushed that button? I mean, what were the challenges of being a woman in the business at the time?
Carol Burnett
Gary was very supportive. Gary Moore. So I never had a problem there. He was the kindest. And we had another second banana, which they call us on the show, named Durward Kirby. So he was the guy.
Craig
Oh, yeah.
Carol Burnett
And I was the guy. And there would be times we would be reading the script for that week, and he'd have a joke or something. He'd say, you know what? Give this line to Carol or Durward. They can say it funnier than I can. That's who he was.
Craig
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Misha
But you never had an issue as a woman or did, did you?
Carol Burnett
I. I think it was my fault.
Misha
What do you mean?
Carol Burnett
In the. In that era. The Betty. Betty Crocker era?
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
Okay. If a sketch wasn't working for Jackie Gleason or Sid Caesar, they'd call the ride. You guys, this sucks. Get over here. If I did it as a woman in that time, I would be considered a bitch.
Misha
Yep.
Carol Burnett
So what I would do would be if a sketch wasn't working and we're in the rehearsal hall, call the writers. I Said, oh guys, I'm having a little difficulty with it. Can you come down and help me out?
Misha
Yeah, just like, oh, I'm so, I need, I just so I can't tie my shoes. Sure.
Carol Burnett
They'd come down and everything would be hunky dory, you know, so. But now it's so much better. I mean it's not all great, but now you've got Tina Fey, you've got Amy Poehler, you've got Kristen Wiig, you've got all these people who have their own production company who are doing now. The other one you asked about, a mentor was Lucy. Yeah, yeah, she was my pal.
Misha
When did you meet her? At what time in your life did you meet?
Carol Burnett
When I was doing Once Upon a Mattress. Uh huh.
Misha
And you were still on Broadway.
Carol Burnett
I was on Broadway. And she came to see the second night. I was more nervous than I was opening night with all the critics. I peeked through the curtain and I saw this orange hair in the second room. I went, oh, Lucy. And so after the show I had, we were in this off Broadway theater and it was pretty funky. And my dressing room, it had a coil coming up from the couch. So she knocks on the door and I open the door and she's hi, you kid. She was 22 years older. So I'm kid, yeah. She starts to walk. I said, look out. She says, I see it. And she sat down, was like 20 minutes and got up. She said, kid, if you ever need me for anything, you call me. So like three years later, I had a special I was doing for NBC and they said, okay, we'll give you that, but you gotta have a major guest star. So the producer said, call Lucy. I said, I don't want to bother you.
Misha
And you hadn't been in contact with her, right?
Carol Burnett
And he said, give her a call. She can just say, I'd love to, but I'm busy. So I got her on the phone. She kids, you're doing great. What's happening? And I blubbered about, oh, Lucy, I'm doing this. And she interrupted me. She said, when do you want me? Wow. So we did it. And Zero must still was the other guest. It was just those two and we had the best time.
Misha
What was one of the best things you learned from Lucille Ball?
Carol Burnett
Well, she now, she wouldn't say, hi guys. She was more like the guys.
Misha
She was like, she was ready to be a bitch.
Carol Burnett
Oh, now here's the story.
Misha
Okay?
Carol Burnett
She was a guest on my show and we were, had a break, dinner break. So we went across the street to a restaurant from cbs. She's knocking back a whiskey sour. She says, you know, kid, you're doing really great. And it's great that Joe, my husband Joe, was producing the show. He was also a producer of the Garry Moore show, so he ran the show. And she said, that's great. You got Joe to be running. You don't have. Because when I was married to the Cuban, she said, desi did everything. Yeah, he invented the three camera system. He said, put them on wheels so they can move around. It was Desi. He took care of the costumes, he took care of the script. So that she said all I had to do on a Monday is come in and be silly Lucy. Now we got a divorce, and it's up to me. And she says, so I'm sitting there and remember she had another one called the Lucy show, different incarnation. And she said, and the script was terrible. She said, oh, my God. And Desi's not here to fix it. So she called lunch and she said, I went back to my office, and I thought, I gotta be strong. I gotta be like Desi. I know. She went back and she told them. She said. I told them in no uncertain terms, this is what. You gotta fix this and you gotta fix that. And I missed no words. And she said, kid, that's when they put the S on the end of my last name.
Misha
Lucille Balls.
Carol Burnett
So she was great. She. She always sent me flowers on my birthday.
Misha
Wow.
Carol Burnett
And I got up one morning, and she had died on my birthday. And I got flowers that afternoon. Happy birthday, kid.
Craig
Oh, man.
Misha
Wow.
Carol Burnett
Yeah.
Craig
Now, this business is so full of rejection, and I read somewhere where you never took rejection personally. Can you talk about how you handled adversity in that business?
Carol Burnett
Well. Cause kids today, and I can't remember what I was auditioning for. Might have been a commercial or something. This was before I got on Gary's show and all of that. So I was just starting out, and it was kind of narrowed down to between me and another girl. I thought I had it, but I didn't. She got it. I don't know where this came from, but I thought, it's her turn.
Craig
It's just.
Carol Burnett
Yeah, it's not my turn. My turn will come. It's her turn. So when I get letters or calls from people, say, how do you handle it? Just say, okay. Wasn't my turn then.
Craig
Right.
Carol Burnett
And I was never okay. It was for her.
Craig
And that didn't come from your upbringing or anything? You just.
Carol Burnett
No, no, no. My grandmother Would have had her killed.
Misha
Oh, my gosh.
Craig
Now, how did you handle being a mom during all of this fame?
Carol Burnett
We were on a school schedule. In other words, we were so. We. A lot of the crew from the Garry Moore show came out, so we were a well oiled machine. Like, on Mondays, I would take the kids to school.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And then I'd go to work.
Craig
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And we would be finished in time on a Monday for me to come and pick the kids up.
Misha
It's a perfect job. So what was Carol Burnett, the mom like? What was it like when Carol Burnett showed up in the pickup line? Were you Carol Burnett in their lives or were you Mom?
Carol Burnett
I was Mom.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
I was Mom.
Misha
Yeah. How did you manage that balance? I mean, you. It was difficult. Yeah.
Carol Burnett
Yeah, it was difficult. And then Carrie, my darling Carrie got into drugs as a teenager and took a lot, but we. It was three rehabs and family sessions.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
And the last rehab we sent her to, she was so angry with me. I mean, and I said, I. I have to love her enough to let her hate me.
Misha
Yeah, yeah.
Carol Burnett
And we did. And she also was into singing and music and all of that. And the last rehab we sent her to, she had this wonderful doctor. He was young. And she was ranting. She told me this later. She said, I was ranting and raving. And I said, I want to be Janis Joplin. And he said, well, she's dead.
Craig
That's not funny. But that's funny.
Carol Burnett
And she said, mom, that really hit me. So she sobered up when she was 17. She became an actress on Fame.
Misha
She was on Fame.
Carol Burnett
On Fame. She had a regular role on Fame. I did three things with her. I was a guest on Fame twice. And then we did a movie, television movie together.
Misha
How was that working with her?
Carol Burnett
And she started writing, and she was in a movie called Tokyo Pop, which is now like a little cult film. And she was like, 24, 25 and got sensational reviews. Okay. And Marlon Brando called her. Wow. He saw her in the movie. He said, I'd like to talk to you about a project. She turned him down. Why? I became Mama Rose. I went, are you crazy, Marlon Brando? She said, mom, I did a movie. Now I want to write. I want to concentrate on my music. It wasn't after being famous or anything. And then we wrote a Broadway show together, and it went to Broadway. Hal Prince directed it. And we were doing great. She was doing great until she got sick. But, boy, we went through it.
Misha
But you got her on the straight and Narrow. You know, it's like, I love that. It's like you didn't need her to be happy with you.
Carol Burnett
Right.
Misha
You needed her to be.
Carol Burnett
Well, exactly, exactly. Well, it's true. You have to love them enough to let them hate you.
Misha
That's right.
Carol Burnett
And that's hard.
Misha
That is. That's the hardest part of parenting. And I think it's a thing that people don't understand. It's like when you say you want to be a mother, it's like, well, you better not want a friend.
Carol Burnett
Well, I had no examples. I had no good example.
Craig
Yeah, but now so many women have you as the example.
Misha
Well, you've been paying it forward a lot. I mean, you've had a lot of angels on your shoulder, but you have been an angel for a lot of people. Did you ever pay that $1,000?
Carol Burnett
5 years to the day. Wow. Uh huh.
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Misha
So you, you're, you're still at it?
Carol Burnett
Yeah, I'm very happy. I had a great time recently doing Better Call Saul.
Craig
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Carol Burnett
Just love Bob, Owen, Kirk.
Misha
And how do you, how, how do you feel about working every day now? How's the schedule?
Carol Burnett
I don't want to work every day.
Misha
Yeah, yeah. What's the schedule like? I mean, because Palm Royale, I fell in love with the first season. I've saved it up season two for our next travel.
Carol Burnett
It's off the wall.
Misha
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Carol Burnett
Well, but I'm not on every day.
Misha
I know, but I have it actually.
Carol Burnett
Where I work three days a week.
Misha
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And no more than three in a row.
Misha
Yeah. Really? I mean, five in a loss, you know, that's where I want. That's where I'm trying to be now.
Carol Burnett
Just say that's what I want.
Misha
Yeah, let's manifest it.
Carol Burnett
Exactly.
Misha
How does it feel being on the.
Carol Burnett
Show all of a sudden? Now I'm 92 years old, I have new girlfriends. When they called me a couple of years ago to do Palm Royale, I said, who's in it? And Abe, Sylvia, who's the creator, said, Kristen Wiig, Alison Janney, Laura Dern, Rick. I said, stop, I'm in it. I don't care what you want me to do. He said, well, the first few episodes, you're in a coma. I said, that's even better.
Craig
So I just started watching Palm Royale.
Misha
Oh my God. You do so much in a coma, though.
Craig
But this is what I wanted because whenever they show you on there in a coma? I, like, start giggling and I'm wondering, are you doing that to me or is it just me doing that?
Carol Burnett
It was a good gig, I have to say. I get up at 5 in the morning and lay back down, get dressed, go back, get undressed, get into pajamas and go back to bed.
Craig
And you can't sleep where you weren't.
Misha
A lot of lines.
Carol Burnett
Didn't have a lot of line. No, I didn't sleep.
Craig
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
But sometimes there were a couple of scenes where Kristen was doing stuff and Allison. It was hard for me not to laugh.
Craig
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
But now, like, we're. We're buddies. We're really good. And Allison, we Wordle.
Craig
Oh, I wordle. I love wordle.
Carol Burnett
Every day I do. Every day I have to brag.
Craig
Please do.
Misha
Okay, yes.
Carol Burnett
Mostly at 2.
Misha
You can do all of them too. I get them.
Carol Burnett
Not all of them.
Misha
I get them done. I can solve all of them.
Craig
But what are your starter versions getting them into?
Misha
I know, it's good.
Carol Burnett
We do different every day.
Misha
Okay, so you pick the word.
Craig
Seems like I solve all of them.
Carol Burnett
No, Brian. I'll have Brian pick the word.
Misha
Okay.
Carol Burnett
And he'll say whatever and then the letters come up. But we don't do the same word every day. Yeah, we have, I think, the record of getting it in one. It's only an accident. You know that.
Craig
Of course.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. But we have gotten it seven times in one.
Misha
Well, then that's not an accident. It's more that manifestation stuff going on.
Carol Burnett
It was audio. Oh, yeah, Audio. Bacon. Clown crown. You remember Stash, Stash. Towel and talon.
Craig
So this is my question. How do you stay so sharp at 92?
Misha
Because you. I'm just sitting here. I can't remember what I did yesterday.
Carol Burnett
I can't either, but I remember when I was three.
Misha
Well, maybe this is the time to do our listener question.
Listener
Hi, Michelle and Craig. As a young woman starting her professional career in a traditionally male dominated field, I have found it most intimidating to network and reach out to more established professionals. I sometimes get nervous that I am wasting someone's time not making a good enough impression or that I don't deserve to be in that space. I'm sure that you both have been in rooms where you were told you didn't belong. What advice do you have to overcoming that imposter syndrome feeling?
Misha
Have you ever felt imposter syndrome? I wouldn't think so again.
Carol Burnett
I was too stupid, you know, I never again. I held. I would look at the movies and I would see strong Women. And, like, when I said, I'm gonna interview Joel McCray, I got that from watching Rosalind Russell. So I. Oh, you don't want to say get over it. But in a way, don't think so much of how. Of yourself. I'm not good at giving advice. It's like you're making yourself happen that way. Think of somebody you admire who is a woman and pretend you're that woman. Maybe. Lots of times when I would do the show and I would do the Tarzaniel. Yeah. Or I would do Charo, who was my body, I knew what I was doing, but the body reacts in a different way. It doesn't know you're acting in a funny way. You know, okay, I'll just try a bit. But somehow your body reacts differently. And I don't know, maybe as I say, pretend you're somebody else, and it's much better today. It's not all better, but it's much better today. And I think she. She just got to. I can't. I can't say, don't worry so much because that's not good advice. I don't know what good advice would be.
Misha
No. But I think that, you know, and it's interesting that. Because the things that run through my head that allow me not to focus so hard on this feeling of how am I good enough? How am I showing up, sort of giving my power to somebody else.
Carol Burnett
Right.
Misha
There is a generational component, because I hear what you're saying would be the same thing that my mother would say. I mean, it's the same. Which is interesting that women of an older generation who have faced much more discrimination have had to overcome hurdles. The society was set up in a totally different way. But that there is a practicality. It's almost like no one's gonna fix your problems for you but you. And so all of the work of feeling good enough never, ever really comes from the outside in, you know, and if that's what you're waiting for, somebody to give you permission to feel good about yourself, it doesn't. Confidence, acceptance, it doesn't work that way. You know, it's not somebody else's responsibility to make you feel good. And nobody's really thinking about you like that, you know?
Carol Burnett
So, yeah, it's not coming from them.
Misha
Yeah, it's not coming from them. The work starts from inside. Like an improv, like acting. Your brain is in charge. And if you wake up in the morning and say, I decide to have a good day, like, I decide to feel good about yourself, that's the beginning. That's the manifestation. It starts from within, and your body will follow, and life will tend to follow. So my advice. Yes, you could feel imposter syndrome. But I know that I was raised to believe that I was in charge of how I felt about myself. In fact, we would get in trouble in our household if we showed up worried about what somebody else was thinking. And trouble is outside of the house. Yeah, outside of the house. Yeah.
Craig
Yeah, I agree.
Misha
Our mom's saying was, you know, you don't go outside of your home to be liked. You know, come home. We like you here. You know, this is where love is. You know, no one owes you that out in the world. No one owes you acceptance. I think we had the luxury of having that at home, and I think when you have that at home, you're starting with a foundation of, yeah, that person called me a name. They called me a jerk. But I know how the table that matters, how they feel about me. And I choose to believe what I hear from my mother and the people who love me.
Carol Burnett
Couldn't I have been in your family?
Misha
You could have been. Yeah.
Carol Burnett
You love.
Craig
But you were.
Misha
You were.
Craig
You were there every week.
Misha
We were there, so.
Carol Burnett
No, but I mean, really, you could have really.
Craig
You could have really been there, but we would have been watching you.
Misha
Right, Right.
Craig
But let me just add a. A bit on what Mish was saying, because the validation part. I've never felt like I needed validation outside of our home because mom used to say this. She's like, if you prepare for. Prepare for whatever you want, then you've done your best. That's all you can ask of yourself.
Misha
Like you said, it wasn't my. Your turn.
Craig
And I just wrote that down to your point. Not your turn. Then if you did your best and didn't get it, it's not your turn. Don't mope about it. Go to the next one. And it seems simplistic, but it's carried me through a lot of tough times when people have not viewed me as where I think I should be viewed. And I was like, well, that's tough. You're missing out. And it's. And it's really helped. It's helped me in sports, but it's helped me in life more.
Misha
I mean, we came up in that kind of parenting, and I think the kind of overcorrection from the generation that felt the. Well, that wasn't quite enough. I think we've gone to the other extreme.
Carol Burnett
When I first had the kids and they were old Enough to understand what I. I was doing, what her father was doing. I. I don't know if you remember the actress Loretta Young. Yeah. Very beautiful and perfect.
Misha
Yes.
Carol Burnett
I wanted to be perfect. They never saw me angry. They never saw me cry. I wouldn't. I didn't. Because I was raised. My grandmother, the brother would go at it like that in a crate over money and liquor. And I would sit in the corner and draw and zone out because they were angry a lot and yelling a lot. So I went too far the other way so that I was trying to be perfect for them. And so when they got angry or they got. Well, then we're not perfect.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
So that was not a good thing for me to do. I. I wasn't. Those first few years, I don't think I was human to them. I was. Yeah, mom, you know, Mom's got a show. Mom's doing this, Mom's doing that. Even though I take them to school, all of that. But I. I had that Loretta Young syndrome.
Misha
Yeah.
Carol Burnett
That I call it. And it's wrong. It was wrong. I got out of it eventually, but I had to learn my way because I never had that example.
Misha
We're always trying to fix the thing that we think was broken in our childhood.
Carol Burnett
Yeah. And it's up to us.
Misha
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Carol Burnett
But I love what you said. It was just perfect. Perfect.
Craig
And as far as we're concerned, you're in our family.
Carol Burnett
I feel that way, Carol.
Misha
Really? I mean, just sitting here and talking about that path. I mean, I don't think that. Well, I know you must hear this all the time, but, you know, we had a happy, beautiful family. Right. But your talent, your gifts, the structure of your show, how you showed up in it, like Craig said, you know, your humanity before the show, your honesty throughout your career. I mean, that kind of stuff has been as impactful to my development as my parents. Right. Because that's the role modeling. You know, you see a smart woman. Because what is clear through this is that you've always been that woman. Smart, courageous, bold. And you just brought that to your show. And that came into our living rooms as part of an important experience of seeing what you could be.
Carol Burnett
You're gonna make me cry. Oh, thank you. I'm so touched and moved.
Misha
You mean the world to us.
Carol Burnett
Thank you.
Misha
And thank you. You know what I wanna do? I wanna sing. It's so nice.
Craig
Nice to have this time.
Misha
We had to time together.
Carol Burnett
I love it.
Misha
Just to have a laugh or sing a song. Since we just get started and before.
Craig
You know, it comes the time we.
Misha
Have to stay so long. Oh.
Craig
All these youngsters have no idea what we're doing.
Carol Burnett
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Craig
I've got chills. This. This has been absolutely wonderful.
Carol Burnett
We love you. Thank you.
Misha
Thank you for being here. Thank you for being in my life.
Carol Burnett
Back at you.
Misha
Sa.
In this heartfelt and humorous episode, Michelle ("Misha") Obama and Craig Robinson are joined by legendary comedian and performer Carol Burnett. The conversation is a rich tapestry of Burnett’s journey from a humble upbringing to showbiz icon, touching on persistence, mentorship, family, and the challenges—and triumphs—of being a pioneering woman in entertainment. The episode is filled with warmth, anecdotes, practical wisdom, and moments that highlight Burnett’s indelible impact across generations.
On Generosity and Hope:
"If you are successful, you must help others out."
—Carol Burnett, relaying her anonymous benefactor’s words [26:00]
On Rejection:
"It's not my turn. My turn will come. It's her turn."
—Carol Burnett [51:28]
On Tough Love Parenting:
"I have to love her enough to let her hate me."
—Carol Burnett [53:25 and 55:29]
On Lucille Ball’s Strength:
"That's when they put the S on the end of my last name."
—Lucille Ball, as told by Carol Burnett [50:14]
On Validation and Self-Worth:
"You don’t go outside your home to be liked. Come home. We like you here."
—Michelle Obama [68:15]
On Navigating Sexism in Comedy (the “Betty Crocker” era):
"If I did it as a woman in that time, I would be considered a bitch."
—Carol Burnett [45:15]
| Timestamp | Topic/Quote | |---|---| | 01:09–02:49 | Craig & Misha on Carol’s impact and Q&A memory | | 03:42 | "If they stump me..."—Carol on Q&A realism | | 06:37–06:48 | Climbing the Hollywood sign | | 14:41 | "To this day, I do not know where that came from." (tuition angel) | | 26:00 | The anonymous patron’s conditions | | 42:12 | CBS: "Comedy variety's a man's game...called 'Here's Agnes'" | | 50:14 | Lucille Ball: "That's when they put the S on the end of my last name." | | 51:28 | "It's not my turn. My turn will come. It's her turn." | | 53:25/55:29 | "I have to love her enough to let her hate me." | | 68:15 | "You don’t go outside your home to be liked..."—Michelle Obama | | 71:57 | Loretta Young syndrome: on the perils of perfection |
The episode mixes deep nostalgia, laughter, and practical wisdom. Carol’s humility, gratitude, and persistent optimism shine through every story. Craig and Michelle’s candid recollections and family wisdom enrich the conversation with warmth and relatability. Their final group sing-along of Carol’s iconic closing theme is touching—a testament to her generations-spanning influence.
Closing Song & Fond Farewells
The three join in The Carol Burnett Show's signature sign-off, underlining Carol’s role as family to so many viewers. [73:53–74:32]
This episode is a masterclass in resilience, humility, and self-made confidence—set to the tune of showbiz tales and genuine affection. Burnett's advice, whether on handling rejection (“your turn will come”), manifesting dreams, or loving through adversity, is as evergreen as her legacy.