A (39:27)
So hopefully there's not too many business people listening to your podcast because it's terrible. It's like the worst idea ever, to be honest. Again, this is so much about my motivation doing it and like, the idea that at least 11 years ago, I thought I could fall back on something. Right. Like, I thought even if I, Even if some of the partners in my law firm didn't like me, enough of them did that I could probably go back and like, maybe even do relationship stuff, whatever. Like, you know, it's funny you mentioned your. Some of your. Your horses staying in the corner when they arrive before you. Like, I am totally that guy unless there's something I need to have done, right? So, like, in a vacuum, if I'm not looking to fundraise or I'm not looking to schmooze, like, I'm the guy in the corner, like, pretending to look at his own. I'm not even looking at my phone. I'm like pretending to look at my phone just so I don't make eye contact with anyone. But if it's in a room, like, I have to talk to these people and like, there's a, you know, I have an agenda, then I'm out and schmoozing. And so anyways, the motivation for this idea, like, I literally thought I'd spend a year doing it. It would crash and burn. The question I started off with is, why is there an unrighte market in New York City? And I thought after a year, I would have answered that question and then I'd move to New Orleans. So when I came out with this stupid idea, I was like, okay, here's what I will do, and here's how I force my own hand. So a lot of this is creating a structure where I cannot do deviate from it, right? So I created a structure. I went out publicly. I was like, look, this idea I have, what I will do, one is I will never profit from vendor fees. Which means as a sort of practical matter, I'll figure out whatever my operating costs are and divide, essentially divide that by the number of vendors for as long as this thing has legs. Like, that's what. That will always be the case. Stupid idea, no room for profit, period. Like, from the day one. And I thought, you know, okay, well, if I'm so lucky and I like to my, like, this catches fire, like, maybe I'll get some sponsors. Maybe I'll, like, run a bar, whatever it is, but, like, to start it in order to sort of create this structure where nothing costs more than $5. The only way I can convince any vendor to do it. Because there was no, you know, there was no case study, right? It was just like, I had to convince vendors, like, it was worth it to sell things for $5 when they could go to any other event and sell it for 10 or 15. So I was like, look, from day one, I will never veer from the. I'll never make a dollar from your vendor fees. Burned so much cash, right? Like, that idea. Because, like, the idea wasn't at capacity the first few years. And, like, you know, underest, like, overestimating all sorts of things, like a terrible entrepreneur does. And so that was the first thing that was like, a terrible mistake, terrible idea, and like, so much so. But it got tons of buzz, right? Like, there's one thing that, like, is super lucky with. The night market has had a honeymoon with the media for 11 years now. Like, we put something out. And like, I was. I was using this case. Someone asked me, we don't have to talk about the show. Like, you know, I'm in constant, like, fundraising mode. Actually, not constant. Like, over the last two years, I've been fundraising mode, trying to hit up foundations and philanthropists. And someone asked me yesterday, like, you know, what's your strategy for going after philanthropists? Like, haven't no success yet. But, like, like, how do you get these meetings that you have and I was like, you know what? I don't know. I usually cold email, any email address I can find. And what often happens in these meetings I get is that the person who receives it has been to the night market. And they're like, I fucking love the night market. It's the coolest thing ever. Let me see if I can get some people to look at it. And that's the same thing that happens at City hall or, like, you know, any company. Like, the difference between the people who have been and haven't been is really just like, oh, my God, let me do what I can. So the same. The reason I brought that up is with reporters. Like, every reporter has been trying so hard to get the night market, like, headlines or like, good reviews or whatever they do, because they, like, this is how they choose to spend their Saturday nights. And in year two or year one, I remember talking to a reporter, and it was the exact same time as Anthony Bourdain was trying to create as Bourdain Hall. And a reporter told me, like, two press releases hit her desk that morning. One from Anthony Bourdain and mine, and she was like, I wanted to write about yours, but then my editor made me write about the other one. So I convinced the editor that I could write about both. I think in year three, we finally got to enough capacity with vendors, and so it broke even. And then it got the okay to start a bar. And then it was kind of sort of humming along the entire time. It wasn't in year nine that I had a employee hummed along to the pandemic. And then that's when sort of, I feel like, at least anecdotally, it may not actually be true in retrospect, and if you ran the data, but that's when inflation started to really test the $6 limit that we had. So then I started freaking out about the $6 price cap. I was like, I do, you know, at some point the economics are such that selling something for $6 is a losing proposition. And so out of the pandemic, not to name drop, just to name droppers or give props, but like, you know, someone approached me and said, would you like a big bank sponsor? I was like, of course. Like, of course I would. So Citizens bank came in. They were just broke into New York City, and they were looking for things to sort of support and they're outside. Someone from their outside marketing agency was like, you should do the night market. Like, it's the coolest thing ever. So that was three years ago. And my Deal with them is basically, I want you guys to pay down half of the vendor fee. I mean, I tried to get them to pay the entire thing, but, you know, they agreed to pay down half the vendor fee. So that, you know, took, you know, the base vendor fee from maybe like 200 bucks down to 100 bucks, which I could justify, was like, back of the envelope, like, almost accounted for the inflation for, you know, like, the cost inflation, both between labor and food cost. And so that happened for two years. We were, like, happy as a clam. But it's a tricky thing. You know, I'm not. The night market won't go away if. If I'm not able to raise the fine. Right. But the economics of the vendors is such that the price gap does have to be adjusted, which I am just have a personal obsession with keeping as long as humanly possible the $6 price gap. And as long as I can make it worthwhile for the vendors, I will do everything in my power to keep it there. So, anyway, terrible business model. At the end of the day, terrible business model. So much so that I didn't have a regular employee until two years ago.