Podcast Summary: "I've Had It" – Episode: Protect the Voodoo Dolls

Release Date: April 29, 2025
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Guest: Monet

Introduction

In the "Protect the Voodoo Dolls" episode of "I've Had It," hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan engage in a vibrant and candid conversation with their special guest, Monet. The trio delves into a variety of topics that highlight their frustrations with contemporary societal behaviors, cultural practices, and political landscapes—all infused with their signature comedic flair.

1. Party Etiquette and Timeliness

Monet kicks off the discussion by expressing her annoyance with people who adhere too strictly to punctuality at parties. She humorously laments her preference for last-minute arrivals to maintain her glam on the big reveal.

Monet (03:06): "If I'm starting at 7, you have to come at 7:05 because I'm still doing last-minute touches at 7 and I'm still in my moo moo."

In contrast, Jennifer and Angie reveal their strategies for socializing at events, opting to arrive early just to make their presence known before gracefully exiting.

Jennifer (03:27): "Tell me if I don't want to stay out late. But I want for sure for the host and hostess to know that I showed up. I'll show up five minutes early."

2. Annoyance with Digital Small Talk

The conversation shifts to the pervasive nature of small talk in digital communications. Jennifer criticizes the endless and often superficial exchanges in DMs and text messages, likening it to a widespread "infection."

Jennifer (05:28): "A lot of nuggets dropped in DMs or in text messages, and it just doesn't end. Despite you using, like, a closing thumbs up emoji...it's like, now the small talk, infection, disease, it's infecting everywhere."

Monet and Angie echo her sentiments, highlighting the awkwardness and pressure to maintain conversations that feel forced and unending.

Monet (05:59): "Digital small talk is so annoying, especially in the DMs when it's someone you've never met before."

3. Critique of Mega Churches and Religious Practices

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Jennifer and Monet's disdain for mega churches and certain religious behaviors. They critique the opulence and questionable practices within these institutions, drawing parallels between past televangelists and contemporary religious figures.

Monet (13:03): "Don't get me started on religion."

Jennifer (13:07): "These churches, my God, is that not the tackiest shit you've ever seen in your life?"

They discuss incidents such as pastors aggressively soliciting large donations and the superficiality of certain religious displays, comparing them unfavorably to more traditional and aesthetically pleasing religious architecture.

4. Voodoo Dolls and Cursing Public Figures

In a playful yet pointed segment, the hosts explore the trend of using voodoo dolls to curse political figures like Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, and Elon Musk. Kylie shares a Wired article that highlights individuals hiring Etsy witches for these purposes, sparking a humorous debate among the hosts about the effectiveness and morality of such actions.

Kylie (21:05): "I found this. It says, curse Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Elon Musk. It's only $3.74 a steal."

Monet advocates for expanding this approach to include other controversial figures, emphasizing their commitment to standing up against perceived injustices.

Monet (22:18): "We need an Elon Musk babe for Christmas."

5. Prom Send-Offs in Black Communities

The hosts delve into the cultural significance of prom send-offs within Black communities, contrasting it with their own experiences. Jennifer shares a personal story about her son's involvement in a prom send-off, highlighting the elaborate preparations and communal support that accompany this tradition.

Jennifer (32:43): "My son Roman... He sent us a screenshot... It made me really happy... to see someone like her stick up for me and my bitches so publicly and with such intensity."

Monet elaborates on the grandeur of these events, describing them as community gatherings that celebrate the students' achievements and provide a memorable send-off to prom night.

Monet (32:43): "It's like this cultural thing where the parents... have cars, BMWs, Rolls Royces... take beautiful pictures... it's very sweet."

6. Criticism of the Trump Administration and MAGA Movement

A substantial part of the episode critiques the Trump administration and the MAGA movement. The hosts discuss figures like J.D. Vance, mocking his appearance and inferring ulterior motives behind his public persona. They also condemn policies and actions they view as detrimental to marginalized communities.

Jennifer (40:47): "RFK Jr is not a scientist... he reads a bunch of junk science and then now he's dangerous."

Monet (43:53): "The Trump administration... they always... it's always sex... controlling sex."

7. J.D. Vance's Makeup and Public Image

The hosts humorously speculate about J.D. Vance's personal life, particularly focusing on his makeup and potential hidden affinities for the queer community. This segment blends satire with social commentary, illustrating their disdain for his public image.

Jennifer (55:01): "I can see that. And he has like, some, like, some soft piano music playing in the background."

Monet (55:28): "I don't think it's that far off."

8. Personal Stories and Social Observations

Throughout the episode, Monet shares personal anecdotes about her experiences coming out, facing familial support, and navigating social expectations. These narratives add depth to the discussion, illustrating the personal impact of broader societal issues.

Monet (35:47): "I was afraid to tell them... after I did it, I became my own town crier... we love you."

9. "Had It or Hit It" Game Segment

In their recurring segment, the hosts play "Had it or Hit it," where they decide whether they "had it" (dislike) or "hit it" (like) certain topics or scenarios. This playful interaction underscores their frustrations and preferences in a lighthearted manner.

Monet (56:37): "Oh, God. I've had it with that."

Jennifer (57:20): "We will have to analyze. Have still shots, every single bit of it."

10. Closing Remarks and Call to Action

The episode concludes with the hosts reflecting on their love for their country despite its flaws and urging listeners to stay engaged and fight for positive change. They also promote their upcoming podcast, "I hip News," encouraging audience support through ratings and subscriptions.

Monet (60:53): "I love our country because... my family has been here, we've helped build this country."

Jennifer (64:35): "Please go, rate, subscribe and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind."

Notable Quotes

• Monet (03:06): "If I'm starting at 7, you have to come at 7:05 because I'm still doing last-minute touches at 7 and I'm still in my moo moo."

• Jennifer (05:28): "A lot of nuggets dropped in DMs or in text messages...it's like, now the small talk, infection, disease, it's infecting everywhere."

• Monet (13:03): "Don't get me started on religion."

• Kylie (21:05): "I found this. It says, curse Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Elon Musk. It's only $3.74 a steal."

• Jennifer (32:43): "My son Roman... It made me really happy... to see someone like her stick up for me and my bitches so publicly and with such intensity."

• Jennifer (40:47): "RFK Jr is not a scientist... he reads a bunch of junk science and then now he's dangerous."

Conclusion

The "Protect the Voodoo Dolls" episode of "I've Had It" offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and sharp social commentary. Through their engaging dialogue, Jennifer, Angie, and Monet express their frustrations with various aspects of modern life, from social etiquettes and digital interactions to political figures and cultural practices. Their candidness and comedic approach provide listeners with both entertainment and insight into the issues they passionately address.

Note: The timestamps included correspond to specific moments in the provided transcript to aid in locating notable quotes and segments within the episode.