Podcast Summary: "We Are So Back"
I've Had It
Released on November 21, 2024
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan

1. Introduction: Kicking Off with Energy (00:03 - 00:45)

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan launch the episode with their signature high-energy banter, emphasizing their determination to stay loud, positive, and resilient. They declare their intent to "keep ripping it" without pre-surrendering to negativity, setting the tone for an unapologetically candid and humorous discussion.

Jennifer [00:08]: "I'm not going to be sad anymore. I'm not going to pre-surrender to this stuff. Let's just keep ripping it, right?"

2. Over Communication: A Source of Frustration (00:46 - 04:56)

Angie dives into her pet peeve: over-communication. She shares a personal anecdote about her experience with a Christmas light installer who inundated her with meetings, calls, and texts, leading her to feel overwhelmed and frustrated.

Angie [00:46]: "I've had sex with people that I communicated with less. Fuck. I've had three kids with somebody. I talked to less than this person."

Jennifer echoes Angie's sentiments, relating it to her interior design career where she prefers minimal communication, focusing solely on the aesthetic outcomes rather than the detailed processes behind them.

Jennifer [04:15]: "I just decide, look, I want it to look pretty. You work out all the mechanics of all of this. I don't need a blow by blow of what you're doing."

3. Battling Stupidity and Political Rants (05:00 - 09:08)

Jennifer shifts the conversation to address what she's "had it with"—stupidity, particularly in the political realm. She criticizes MAGA supporters and those spreading misinformation, expressing frustration over incorrect claims, such as miscounting the presidency number.

Jennifer [06:08]: "I've had it with stupid people... I have had it with that breathtaking stupidity just for the sake of being stupid."

Angie supports Jennifer's viewpoint, highlighting the irony of Republicans branding Democrats as elitist while promoting misleading narratives.

Angie [08:22]: "Democrats don't say, oh, we can't be so smart. We can't be elitist. I'm going to say, you're goddamn right I'm an elitist."

4. Listener Reviews and Positive Feedback (09:09 - 11:35)

The hosts highlight listener reviews, sharing humorous and heartfelt feedback. One listener, Shiny and Bright Shades, praises the podcast's humor and honesty, comparing their dynamic to a friendship fueled by margaritas and tequila.

Kylie [09:14]: "They sound like me and my best friend of 30 years. Fueled after two margaritas and nine shots of tequila..."

Another review from Salty Pants 2 appreciates the podcast as a "Ride or Die" companion during tough times, reinforcing the community feel of the show.

Kylie [11:11]: "Thanks for being my Ride or Die podcast during this hellscape period."

5. Reality Check: On-Air Personas vs. In-Person Impressions (12:04 - 14:34)

Jennifer and Angie discuss the discrepancy between their online personas and how they are perceived in person. During a live show in New York City, many attendees expressed surprise at their appearance, leading the hosts to joke about being "horrifically untelegenic" and blaming their online presence on filters or friends like Kylie and Seth.

Jennifer [12:08]: "I never really see in the comment sections of that like oh, you guys look great today... But in person, it's like, wow, you guys are actually really pretty."

6. Satirical News Commentary: Chocolate Milk and Astrology (14:35 - 19:32)

The hosts transition to satirical news segments, poking fun at absurd misconceptions and debunking myths humorously.

• Chocolate Milk from Brown Cows: They highlight a study revealing that 23.2 million Americans erroneously believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows, mocking the lack of common sense.

  Jennifer [15:06]: "I've had it with the astrological sign. I find it now an affront to my intelligence when somebody says, what sign are you?"

• Astrological Sign Compatibility: Jennifer and Angie ridicule the notion of astrological signs determining relationship compatibility, suggesting deceptive practices like lying about one's sign to avoid awkward conversations.

7. Promotion: "Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches" (16:10 - 17:06)

Jennifer and Angie promote their upcoming book, humorously titled Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. They describe it as a manifesto sharing their personal struggles that led them to their current stage of addressing petty grievances on the podcast.

Jennifer [16:10]: "We share a lot of our struggles that let us to this grand stage where we can talk about petty grievances."

They also advertise RO, a service related to Ozempic or Wegovy, highlighting its convenience and accessibility.

8. Creative Marketing Ideas: Legal Services Satire (20:46 - 25:32)

Kylie introduces a segment where Angie and Jennifer brainstorm outlandish marketing strategies for legal services, blending humor with sharp satire. They joke about creating provocative billboards featuring an eagle and a humorous portrayal of abortion care attorneys.

Angie [21:00]: "Like, jumping out of a vagina. Is that what you're thinking?"

Jennifer [23:15]: "Meat curtain girl... straight from the me curtains."

9. Listener Voice Memos: Frustrations and Rants (25:33 - 32:09)

The hosts share and react to various listener voice memos, addressing topics ranging from family tensions over political beliefs to frustrations with dating apps.

• Grant D.'s Message [25:37]: A listener vents about spending Thanksgiving with a family wearing MAGA hats, expressing a desire to sabotage their household out of frustration.

  Grant D. [25:37]: "...I want to get violent. I need you to walk me through it because I have had it with these and I don't know how to proceed."

Jennifer and Angie offer empathetic yet humorous advice, discussing the emotional toll of navigating relationships strained by political differences.

• Elizabeth's Message [34:49]: Elizabeth criticizes gay men on dating apps who hide their identities, expressing exasperation with lack of transparency.

  Elizabeth [34:49]: "...you can just send the damn photo already and quit being a about it."

10. Final Thoughts and Promotions: Upcoming Content (43:10 - 44:40)

As the episode nears its end, Jennifer and Angie wrap up by mentioning their additional content streams, including their YouTube channel and a daily political podcast, IHIP News. They encourage listeners to subscribe, rate, and review to support their growing community.

Jennifer [43:10]: "We have a Patreon because we have a cult. We have therapy sessions in that cult."

They conclude with a playful affirmation of their patriotic spirit, reinforcing the show's lively and rebellious character.

Jennifer [44:36]: "That's the patriotism that this country needs right there."

Key Takeaways:

• Over Communication: Both hosts express a strong aversion to excessive communication, preferring efficiency and minimal interaction, especially in professional settings.

• Political Frustrations: Jennifer and Angie vocalize their disdain for perceived stupidity in political discourse, particularly targeting MAGA supporters and the spread of misinformation.

• Community Engagement: Listener reviews and voice memos play a significant role, showcasing a supportive yet candid community that resonates with the hosts' humor and honesty.

• Satirical Commentary: The duo employs sharp satire to critique societal misconceptions and political absurdities, using humor as a tool for social commentary.

• Creative Promotions: The hosts integrate humorous and imaginative promotional segments, blending product advertisements with their unique comedic style.

• Expanding Content: They encourage audience engagement across multiple platforms, including Patreon, YouTube, and additional podcast channels, emphasizing a multifaceted approach to content delivery.

Notable Quotes:

• Angie [00:47]: "I've had sex with people that I communicated with less."

• Jennifer [06:08]: "I've had it with stupid people."

• Kylie [09:17]: "They sound like me and my best friend of 30 years."

• Elizabeth [34:49]: "Just send the damn photo already and quit being a about it."

This episode of I've Had It offers a blend of humor, candid frustrations, and sharp social commentary, delivered through the dynamic chemistry of Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan. Their ability to tackle serious issues with a comedic twist makes "We Are So Back" a compelling listen for both regular followers and new audiences.