This week, Charles and Lisa pack their bags for a musical tour of fame, fortune… and very bad life choices.

Charles dives into the story of Valentín Elizalde — a man who may have accidentally dropped a diss track so hard it allegedly got reviewed by an entire cartel… with automatic weapons.

Meanwhile, Lisa unravels the legend of Chalino Sánchez — the original corrido outlaw, who sang for the wrong people, the right people, and eventually… everyone who probably shouldn’t have been in the same room together. Featuring the most uncomfortable concert moment of all time: the infamous note that basically said, “Great set… see you after.”

From bulletproof egos to not-so-bulletproof SUVs, this episode explores what happens when music stops being just music and starts sounding like a very public obituary rehearsal.

Requests were made.
Money changed hands.
Notes were delivered… and not the kind you frame.

Jackalope Tales asks the important question:
Is it still a “fan request” if saying no voids your life warranty?

Press play… and maybe don’t accept any folded pieces of paper mid-performance. [Ep 131]

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Produced by: Charles Mooney
Executive Producers: Charles Mooney and Lisa Umbarger

Original Music by: Charles Mooney and Lisa Umbarger

Kazoo Solo by: Courtney Mooney

Jackalope Tales – A La Cartel