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Welcome to Jane Austen Stories. I'm Julie Andrews and from the Noiser Podcast Network. This is Pride and prejudice part 9. In the previous episode, we finally had a marriage proposal at last, but not one that anyone was expecting or hoping for. Elizabeth was thoroughly taken aback by Mr. Collins offer of marriage, and his bungled and charmless proposal hardly stole her heart. At first, Mr. Collins wouldn't take no for an answer, assuming Lizzie was just being coy and modest by refusing him. When it became clear that her rejection was serious, the pompous man's pride was sorely wounded. Mrs. Bennet was just as horrified by her daughter's behavior, but Lizzie's father supported her decision, saying if she married Collins, he'd never speak to her again. At the same time, Jane's romantic prospects were also suffering. Mr. Bingley, who seemed destined to propose, suddenly departed. Jane received A letter from Bingley's sister saying they were leaving Netherfield at once and returning to London. What's more, we learned of Mr. Bingley's close relationship with Mr. Darcy's beautiful, accomplished sister, Georgiana. With Jane heartbroken, we're left wondering, why has Mr. Bingley had this sudden change of heart? Has someone influenced his decision? And does the eldest Bennet daughter still have a chance at happiness with these big questions unanswered? For now, life goes on, and we rejoin the Bennet family as they arrive for dinner at the home of their close friends and neighbors, the Lucases. And before long, Lizzie is in for another surprise. From the Noiza podcast network, this is Pride and prejudice, chapter 22. The Bennets were engaged to dine with the Lucases, and again during the chief of the day. Was Miss Lucas so kind as to listen to Mr. Collins. Elizabeth took an opportunity of thanking her. It keeps him in a good humor, said Lizzie, and I'm more obliged to you than I can express. Charlotte assured her friend of her satisfaction in being useful, and that it amply repaid her for the little sacrifice of her time. This was very amiable, but Charlotte's kindness extended further than Elizabeth had any conception of. Its object was nothing less than to secure her from any return of Mr. Collins addresses by engaging them towards herself. Such was Ms. Lucas's scheme, and appearances were so favourable, that when they parted at night, she would have felt almost sure of success if he had not been to leave Hertfordshire so very soon. But here she did injustice to the fire, and independence of his character, for it led him to escape out of Longbourn House the next morning with admirable slyness, and hasten to Lucas Lodge to throw himself at her feet. He was anxious to avoid the notice of his cousins from a conviction that if they saw him depart, they could not fail to conjecture his design, and he was not willing to have the attempt known till its success could be known likewise. For though feeling almost secure, and with reason, the Charlotte had been tolerably encouraging, he was comparatively diffident since the adventure of Wednesday. His reception, however, was of the most flattering kind. Miss Lucas perceived him from an upper window as he walked towards the house, and instantly set out to meet him accidentally in the lane. But little had she dared to hope that so much love and eloquence awaited her there in as short a time as Mr. Collins long speeches would allow. Everything was settled between them to the satisfaction of both, and as they entered the house, he earnestly entreated her to name the day that was to make him the happiest of men. And though such a solicitation must be waived for the present, the lady felt no inclination to trifle with his happiness. The stupidity with which he was favoured by nature must guard his courtship from any charm that could make a woman wish for its continuance. And Miss Lucas, who accepted him solely from the pure and disinterested desire of an establishment, cared not how soon that establishment were gained. Sir William and Lady Lucas were speedily applied to for their consent, and it was bestowed with a most joyful alacrity. Mr. Collins Present circumstances made it a most eligible match for their daughter, to whom they could give little fortune, and his prospects of future wealth were exceedingly fair. Lady Lucas began directly to calculate, with more interest than the matter had ever excited before, how many years longer Mr. Bennet was likely to live. And Sir William gave it as his decided opinion that whenever Mr. Collins should be in possession of the Longbourn estate, it would be highly expedient that both he and his wife should make their appearance at St. James. The whole family, in short, were properly overjoyed on the occasion. The Lucas younger girls formed hopes of coming out a year or two sooner than they might otherwise have done, and the Lucas boys were relieved from their apprehension of Charlotte's dying. An old maid, Charlotte herself was tolerably composed. She had gained her point and had time to consider of it. Her reflections were in general satisfactory. Mr. Collins, to be sure, was neither sensible nor agreeable. His society was irksome and his attachment to her must be imaginary. But still he would be her husband without thinking highly, either of men or of matrimony. Marriage had always been her object. It was the only honourable provision for well educated young women of small fortune, and, however uncertain of giving happiness, must be their pleasantest preservative from want. This preservative she had now obtained, and at the age of 27, without having ever been handsome, she felt all the good luck of it. The least agreeable circumstance in the business was the surprise it must occasion to Elizabeth Bennet, whose friendship she valued beyond that of any other person. Elizabeth would wonder, and probably would blame her, and though her resolution was not to be shaken, her feelings must be hurt by such a disapprobation. She resolved to give her the information herself, and therefore charged Mr. Collins, when he returned to Longbourn to dinner, to drop no hint of what had passed before any of the family. A promise of secrecy was, of course, very dutifully given, but it could not be kept without difficulty, for the curiosity excited by his long absence burst forth in such very direct questions on his return as required some ingenuity to evade. And he was at the same time exercising great self denial, for he was longing to publish his prosperous love, as he was to begin his journey too early on the morrow to see any of the family. The ceremony of leave taking was performed when the ladies moved for the night, and Mrs. Bennet, with great politeness and cordiality, said how happy they should be to see him at Longbourn again, whenever his other engagements might allow him to visit them. My Dear Madam, replied Mr. Collins, this invitation is particularly gratifying, because it is what I have been hoping to receive, and you may be very certain that I shall avail myself of it as soon as possible. They were all astonished, and Mr. Bennet, who could by no means wish for so speedy a return, immediately, said, but is there not danger of Lady Catherine's disapprobation here? My good sir, you had better neglect your relations than run the risk of offending your patroness. My Dear sir, replied Mr. Collins, I am particularly obliged to you for this friendly caution, and you may depend upon my not taking so material a step without her lady's concurrence. You cannot be too much on your guard, replied Mr. Bennet, risk anything rather than her displeasure, and if you find it likely to be raised by your coming to us again, which I should think exceedingly probable, stay quietly at home, and be satisfied that we shall take no offence. Believe me, my Dear sir, replied Mr. Collins, my gratitude is warmly excited by such affectionate attention. And depend upon it, you will speedily receive from me for this, as well as for every other mark of your regard during my stay in Hertfordshire. As for my fair cousins, though my absence may not be long enough to render it necessary, I shall now take the liberty of wishing them health and happiness, not excepting my cousin Elizabeth. With proper civilities, the ladies then withdrew, all of them equally surprised to find that he meditated a quick return. Mrs. Bennet wished to understand by it that he thought of paying his addresses to one of her younger girls, and Mary might have been prevailed on to accept him. She rated his abilities much higher than any of the others. There was a solidity in his reflections which often struck her, and though by no means so clever as herself, she thought that if encouraged to read and improve himself by such an example as hers, he might become a very agreeable companion. But on the following morning, every hope of this kind was done away. Miss Lucas called Soon after breakfast, and in a private conference with Elizabeth, related the event of the day before. The possibility of Mr. Collins fancying himself in love with her friend had once occurred to Elizabeth within the last day or two, but that Charlotte could encourage him seemed almost as far from possibility as she could encourage him herself, and her astonishment was consequently so great as to overcome it. First, the bounds of decorum. And she could not help crying out, engaged to Mr. Collins. My dear Charlotte. Impossible. The steady countenance which Miss Lucas had commanded in telling her story gave way to a momentary confusion. Here, on receiving so direct a reproach, though as it was no more than she expected, she soon regained her composure and calmly replied, why should you be surprised, my dear Elizabeth? Do you think it incredible that Mr. Collins should be able to procure any woman's good opinion because he was not so happy as to succeed with you? But Elizabeth had now recollected herself, and, making a strong effort for it, was able to assure her with tolerable firmness that the prospect of their relationship was highly grateful to her, and that she wished her all imaginable happiness. I see what you are feeling, replied Charlotte. You must be surprisedvery much surprised so lately, as Mr. Collins was wishing to marry you. But when you have had time to think it all over, I hope you will be satisfied with what I have done. I am not romantic, you know. I never was. And I ask only a comfortable home. And considering Mr. Collins character, connections, and situation in life, I'm convinced that my chance of happiness with him is as fair as most people can boast. On entering the marriage state, Elizabeth quietly answered, undoubtedly. And after an awkward pause, they returned to the rest of the family. Charlotte did not stay much longer, and Elizabeth was then left to reflect on what she had heard. It was a long time before she became at all reconciled to the idea of so unsuitable a match. The strangeness of Mr. Collins making two offers of marriage within three days was nothing in comparison of his being now accepted. She had always felt that Charlotte's opinion of matrimony was not exactly like her own. But she could not have supposed it possible that when called into action, she would have sacrificed every better feeling to worldly advantage. Charlotte, the wife of Mr. Collins, was a most humiliating picture, and to the pang of a friend disgracing herself and sunk in her esteem was added the distressing conviction that it was impossible for that friend to be tolerably happy in the lot she had chosen.
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Chapter 23 Elizabeth was sitting with her mother and sisters, reflecting on what she had heard and doubting whether she was authorized to mention it, when Sir William Lucas himself appeared. Sent by his daughter to announce her engagement to the family, with many compliments to them and much self gratulation on the prospect of a connection between the houses, he unfolded the matter to an audience, not merely wondering, but incredulous. For Mrs. Bennet, with more perseverance than politeness, protested, he must be entirely mistaken. And Lydia, always unguarded and often uncivil, boisterously exclaimed, good Lord, Sir William, how can you tell such a story? Do not you know that Mr. Collins wants to marry Lizzy? Nothing less than the complaisance of a courtier could have borne without anger such treatment. But Sir William's good breeding carried him through it all, and though he begged leave to be positive as to the truth of his information, he listened to all their impertinence with the most forbearing courtesy. Elizabeth, feeling it incumbent on her to relieve him from so unpleasant a situation, now put herself forward to confirm his account by mentioning her prior knowledge of it from Charlotte herself, and endeavoured to put a stop to the exclamations of her mother and sisters by the earnestness of her congratulations to Sir William, in which she was readily joined by Jane, and by making a variety of remarks on the happiness that might be expected from the match, the excellent character of Mr. Collins, and the convenient distance of Hunsford from London. Mrs. Bennet was, in fact, too much overpowered to say a great deal while Sir William remained, but no sooner had he left than her feelings found a rapid vent. In the first place, she persisted in disbelieving the whole of the matter. Secondly, she was very sure that Mr. Collins had been taken in. Thirdly, she trusted that they would never be happy together, and fourthly, that the match might be broken off. Two inferences, however, were plainly deduced from the whole. One, that Elizabeth was the real cause of all the mischief, and the other, that she herself had been barbarously used by them all. And on these two points she principally dwelt. During the rest of the day nothing could console and nothing appease her. Nor did that day wear out her resentment. A week elapsed before she could see Elizabeth without scolding her. A month passed away before she could speak to Sir William or Lady Lucas without being rude, and many months were gone before she could at all forgive their daughter. Mr. Bennet's emotions were much more tranquil on the occasion, and such as he did experience, he pronounced to be of a most agreeable sort. For it gratified him, he said, to discover that Charlotte Lucas, whom he had been used to think tolerably sensible, was as foolish as his wife, and more foolish than his daughter. Jane confessed herself a little surprised at the match, but she said less of her astonishment than of her earnest desire for their happiness. Nor could Elizabeth persuade her to consider it as improbable. Kitty and Lydia were far from envying Miss Lucas, for Mr. Collins was only a clergyman, and it affected them in no other way than as a piece of news to spread at Meryton. Lady Lucas could not be insensible of triumph on being able to retort on Mrs. Bennet the conscience of having a daughter well married. And she called at Longbourn rather oftener than usual to say how happy she was, though Mrs. Bennet's sour looks and ill natured remarks might have been enough to drive happiness away between Elizabeth and Charlotte, there was a restraint which kept them mutually silent on the subject, and Elizabeth felt persuaded that no real confidence could ever subsist between them again. Her disappointment in Charlotte made her turn with fonder regard to Jane, of whose rectitude and delicacy she was sure her opinion could never be shaken, and for whose happiness she grew daily more anxious, as Bingley had now been gone a week, and nothing was heard of his return. Jane had sent Caroline an early answer to her letter, and was counting the days till she might reasonably hope to hear again. The promised letter of thanks from Mr. Collins arrived on Tuesday, addressed to their father, and written with all the solemnity of gratitude which a 12 months abode in the family might have prompted. After discharging his conscience on that head, he proceeded to inform them with many rapturous expressions of his happiness in having obtained the affection of their amiable neighbour, Ms. Lucas, and then explained that it was merely with the view of enjoying her society that he had been so ready to close with their kind wish of seeing him again at Longbourn, whither he hoped to be able to return on Monday fortnight. For Lady Catherine, he added, so heartily approved his marriage that she wished it to take place as soon as possible, which he trusted would be an unanswerable argument with his amiable Charlotte, to name an early day for making him the happiest of men. Mr. Collins Return into Hertfordshire was no longer a matter of pleasure to Mrs. Bennet. On the contrary, she was as much disposed to complain of it as her husband in it was very strange that he should come to Longbourn instead of to Lucas Lodge. It was all very inconvenient and exceedingly troublesome. She hated having visitors in the house, while her health was so indifferent, and lovers were, of all people, the most disagreeable. Such were the gentle murmurs of Mrs. Bennet, and they gave way only to the greater distress of Mr. Bingley's continued absence. Neither Jane nor Elizabeth were comfortable on this subject. Day after day passed away without bringing any other tidings of him than the report which shortly prevailed in Meryton, of his coming no more to Netherfield the whole winter, a report which highly incensed Mrs. Bennet, and which she never failed to contradict as a most scandalous falsehood. Even Elizabeth began to fear not that Bingley was indifferent, but that his sisters would be successful in keeping him away. Unwilling as she was to admit an idea so destructive to Jane's happiness, and so dishonorable to the stability of her lover, she could not prevent its frequently recurring. The united efforts of his two unfeeling sisters and of his overpowering friend, assisted by the attractions of Miss Darcy and the amusements of London, might be too much she feared for the strength of his attachment. As for Jane, her anxiety under this suspense was of course, more painful than Elizabeth's. But whatever she felt, she was desirous of concern concealing, and between herself and Elizabeth, therefore the subject was never alluded to. But as no such delicacy restrained her mother, an hour seldom passed in which she did not talk of Bingley, express her impatience for his arrival, or even require Jane to confess that if he did not come back, she should think herself very ill used. It needed all Jane's steady mildness and to bear these attacks with tolerable tranquillity. Mr. Collins returned most punctually on the Monday fortnight, but his reception at Longbourn was not quite so gracious as it had been on his first introduction. He was too happy, however, to need much attention, and luckily for the others, the business of courtship relieved them from a great deal of his company. The chief of every day was spent by him at Lucas Lodge, and he sometimes returned to Longbourn only in time to make an apology for his absence before the family went to bed. Mrs. Bennet was really in a most pitiable state. The very mention of anything concerning the match threw her into an agony of ill humour, and wherever she went, she was sure of hearing it talked of the sight of Miss Lucas was odious to her. As her successor in that house, she regarded her with jealous abhorrence. Whenever Charlotte came to see them, she concluded her to be anticipating the hour of possession, and whenever she spoke in a low voice to Mr. Collins, was convinced that they were talking of the Longbourn estate and resolving to turn herself and her daughters out of the house as soon as Mr. Bennet was dead. She complained bitterly of all this to her husband. Indeed, Mr. Bennet, said she, it is very hard to think that Charlotte Lucas should ever be mistress of this house, that I should be forced to make way for her and live to see her take my place in it. My dear, do not give way to such gloomy thoughts, replied Mr. Bennet. Let us hope for better things. Let us flatter ourselves that I may be the survivor. This was not very consoling to Mrs. Bennet, and therefore, instead of making any answer, she went on as before. I cannot bear to think that they should have all this estate if it was not for the entail. I should not mind it. What should you not mind? Asked Mr. Bennet. I should not mind anything at all, replied Mrs. Bennet. Let us be thankful that you are preserved from a state of such insensibility. I never can be thankful Mr. Bennet for anything about the entail. How anyone could have the conscience to entail away an estate from one's own daughters I cannot understand. And all for the sake of Mr. Collins too. Why should he have it more than anybody else? I leave it to yourself to determine, said Mr. Bennett.
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Chapter 24 Ms. Bingley's letter arrived and put an end to doubt. The very first sentence conveyed the assurance of their being all settled in London for the winter, and concluded with her brother's regret at not having had time to pay his respects to his friends in Hertfordshire before he left the country. Hope was over, entirely over, and when Jane could attend to the rest of the letter, she found little except the professed affection of the writer that could give her any comfort. Ms. Darcy's praise occupied the chief of it her many attractions were again dwelt on, and Caroline boasted joyfully of their increasing intimacy, and ventured to predict the accomplishment of the wishes which had been unfolded in her former letter. She wrote also with great pleasure of her brother's being an inmate of Mr. Darcy's house, and mentioned with raptures some plans of the latter with regard to new furniture. Elizabeth, to whom Jane very soon communicated the chief of all this, heard it in silent indignation. Her heart was divided between concern for her sister and resentment against all others. To Caroline's assertion of her brother's feeling partial to Miss Darcy, she paid no credit that he was really fond of Jane. She doubted no more than she ever had done, and much as she had always been disposed to like him, she could not think without anger, hardly without contempt, on that easiness of temperament, that want of proper resolution, which now made him the slave of his designing friends and led him to sacrifice his own happiness to the caprice of their inclinations. Had his own happiness, however, been the only sacrifice, he might have been allowed to sport with it in whatever manner he thought best. But her sister's happiness was involved in it, as she thought. He must be sensible himself. It was a subject, in short, on which reflection would be long indulged and must be unavailing. Lizzie could think of nothing else, and yet whether Bingley's regard had really died away, or were suppressed by his friend's interference, whether he had been aware of Jane's attachment, or whether it had escaped his observation, whichever were the case, though her opinion of him must be materially affected by the difference, her sister's situation remained the same, her peace equally wounded. A day or two passed before Jane had the courage to speak of her feelings to Elizabeth, but At last, on Mrs. Bennet's, leaving them together, after a longer irritation than usual about Netherfield and its master, she could not help saying, oh, that my dear mother had more command over herself. She can have no idea of the pain she gives me by her continual reflections on Mr. Bingley, but I will not repine. It cannot last long. He will be forgot, and we shall all be as we were before. Elizabeth looked at her sister with incredulous solicitude, but said nothing. You doubt me? Cried Jane, slightly colouring, indeed, you have no reason. He may live in my memory as the most amiable man of my acquaintance, but that is all. I have nothing either to hope or fear, and nothing to reproach him with. Thank God I have not that pain. A little time, therefore I shall certainly try to get the better. With a stronger voice, she soon added, I have this comfort immediately, that it has not been more than an error of fancy on my side, and that it has done no harm to anyone but myself. My dear Jane. Exclaimed Elizabeth, you are too good. Your sweetness and disinterestedness are really angelic. I do not know what to say to you. I feel as if I had never done you justice, or loved you as you deserve. Miss Bennet eagerly disclaimed all extraordinary merit and threw back the praise on her sister's warm affection. Nay, said Elizabeth, this is not fair. You wish to think all the world respectable and are hurt if I speak ill of anybody. I only want to think you perfect and you set yourself against it. Do not be afraid of my running into any excess of my encroaching on your privilege of universal goodwill. You need not. There are few people whom I really love and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it. And every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense. I have met with two instances lately. One I will not mention. The other is Charlotte's marriage. It is unaccountable. In every view it is unaccountable. My dear Lizzy, do not give way to such feelings as these. They will ruin your happiness. You do not make allowances enough for difference of situation and temper. Consider Mr. Collins respectability and Charlotte's prudent, steady character. Remember that she's one of a large family that, as to fortune, it is a most eligible match. And be ready to believe for everybody's sake that she may feel something like regard and esteem for our cousin to oblige you, replied Lizzie, I would try to believe almost anything, but no one else could be benefited by such a belief as this. For were I persuaded that Charlotte had any regard for him, I should only think worse of her understanding than I now do of her heart. Oh, my dear Jane. Mr. Collins is a conceited, pompous, narrow minded, silly man. You know he is as well as I do. And you must feel as well as I do that the woman who marries him cannot have a proper way of thinking. You shall not defend her, though it is Charlotte Lucas, you shall not, for the sake of one individual, change the meaning of principle and integrity, nor endeavor to persuade yourself or me that selfishness is prudence and insensibility of danger security for happiness. I must think your language too strong in speaking of both, replied Jane. And I hope you will be convinced of it by seeing them happy together. But enough of this. You alluded to something else. You mentioned two instances. I cannot misunderstand you, but I entreat you, dear Lizzy, not to pain me by thinking that person to blame and saying your opinion of him is sunk. We must not be ready to fancy ourselves intentionally injured. We must not expect a lively young man to be always so Guarded and circumspect. It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us. Women fancy admiration means more than it does, and men take care that they should, said Lizzie. If it is designedly done, they cannot be justified, replied Jane. But I have no idea of there being so much design in the world as some persons imagine. I am far from attributing any part of Mr. Bingley's conduct to design, said Elizabeth, but without scheming to do wrong or to make others unhappy. There may be error, and there may be misery. Thoughtlessness, want of attention to other people's feelings, and want of resolution will do the business. And do you impute it to either of those? Yes, to the last, replied Lizzie. But if I go on, I shall displease you by saying what I think of persons you esteem. Stop me whilst you can. You persist, then, in supposing his sisters influence him? Yes, in conjunction with his friend. I cannot believe it. Why should they try to influence him? They can only wish his happiness, and if he is attached to me, no other woman can secure it, said Jane. Your first position is false, replied Lizzie. They may wish many things besides his happiness. They may wish his increase of wealth and consequence. They may wish him to marry a girl who has all the importance of money, great connections, and pride. Beyond a doubt, they do wish him to choose Miss Darcy, replied Jane. But this may be from better feelings than you are. Supposing they have known her much longer than they have known me. No wonder if they love her better. But whatever may be their own wishes, it is very unlikely they should have opposed their brothers. What sister would think herself at liberty to do it, unless there was something very objectionable? If they believed him attached to me, they would not try to part us. If he were so, they could not succeed. By supposing such an affection. You make everybody acting unnaturally and wrong, and me most unhappy. Do not distress me by the idea. I am not ashamed of having been mistaken, or at least it is slight. It is nothing in comparison of what I should feel in thinking ill of him or his sisters. Let me take it in the best light. In the light in which it may be understood Elizabeth could not have put such a wish. And from this time Mr. Bingley's name was scarcely ever mentioned between them. Mrs. Bennet still continued to wonder and repine at his returning no more. And though a day seldom passed in which Elizabeth did not account for it, clearly, there seemed little chance of her ever considering it with less perplexity. Her daughter in d of what she did not believe herself that his attentions to Jane had been merely the effect of a common and transient liking, which ceased when he saw her no more. But though the probability of the statement was admitted at the time, she had the same story to repeat every day. Mrs. Bennet's best comfort was that Mr. Bingley must be down again in the summer. Mr. Bennet treated the matter differently. So Lizzie, said he, one day your sister is crossed in love. I find I congratulate her. Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. It is something to think of, and gives her a sort of distinction among her companions. When is your turn to come? You will hardly bear to be long outdone by Jane. Now is your time. Here are officers enough at Meryton to disappoint all the young ladies in the country. Let Wickham be your man. He's a pleasant fellow, and would jilt you creditably. Thank you, sir, but a less agreeable man would satisfy me. We must not all expect Jane's good fortune. True, said Mr. Bennet, but it is a comfort to think that whatever of that kind may befall you, you have an affectionate mother who will always make the most of it. Mr. Wickham's society was of material service in dispelling the gloom which the late perverse occurrences had thrown on so many of the Longbourn family. They saw him often, and to his other recommendations was now added that of general unreserve. The whole of what Elizabeth had already heard, his claims on Mr. Darcy and all that he had suffered from him, was now openly acknowledged and publicly canvassed, and everybody was pleased to think how much they had always disliked Mr. Darcy before they had known anything of the matter. Ms. Jane Bennet was the only creature who could suppose there might be any extenuating circumstance in the case unknown to the society of Hertfordshire, her mild and steady candor always pleaded for allowances and urged the possibility of mistakes. But by everybody else, Mr. Darcy was. Was condemned as the worst of men. In the next episode, It's Christmas time. What drama, excitement and romance will the festive season bring? Lizzie's favorite aunt visits, and she gives her niece a serious warning about one of the men in her life. Mr. Wickham starts to show his true colours, and Jane, still lovesick, heads to London for a change of scenery. But after an unpleasant encounter in the big city, she returns home more unhappy than ever. Are all the Bennet sisters destined for heartbreak? That's next time on Jane Austen stories Pride and Prejudice. You can listen to the next two episodes of Pride and Prejudice right now without waiting by subscribing to Noiser Plus. 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This episode continues Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice,” exploring the fallout from Mr. Collins’ unexpected proposal to Elizabeth Bennet, Charlotte Lucas's surprising engagement to him, and the deepening heartache over Mr. Bingley's sudden withdrawal from Jane Bennet. Narrated in Dame Julie Andrews’s gentle, knowing style, the episode covers Chapters 22 to 24. The tone is wry, insightful, and sympathetic, perfectly capturing Austen’s wit and subtle social commentary.
Quote:
“Elizabeth was thoroughly taken aback by Mr. Collins’ offer of marriage, and his bungled and charmless proposal hardly stole her heart.” — Julie Andrews [01:57]
Memorable Moment:
Charlotte’s pragmatism is sharply contrasted with Elizabeth’s ideals.
“Marriage had always been her object…it must be their pleasantest preservative from want. This preservative she had now obtained, and at the age of 27, without having ever been handsome, she felt all the good luck of it.” — Narrator [11:35]
Quote:
“It gratified him…to discover that Charlotte Lucas, whom he had been used to think tolerably sensible, was as foolish as his wife…and more foolish than his daughter.” — Mr. Bennet [23:30]
Quote:
"You doubt me? ...He may live in my memory as the most amiable man of my acquaintance, but that is all. I have nothing either to hope or to fear, and nothing to reproach him with. Thank God I have not that pain.” — Jane Bennet [36:00]
Elizabeth’s Cynicism:
“The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it. And every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense.” — Elizabeth Bennet [38:21]
Mr. Bennet’s Wit:
“Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then… It gives her a sort of distinction among her companions.” — Mr. Bennet [42:53]
Preview:
“It’s Christmas time… Mr. Wickham starts to show his true colours, and Jane, still lovesick, heads to London for a change of scenery... Are all the Bennet sisters destined for heartbreak?” — Julie Andrews [45:58]
Julie Andrews maintains Austen’s satirical and affectionate approach, relaying both the social stakes and the personal emotions behind each maneuver. The episode is rich in dry humor, social observation, and the emotional nuance characteristic of Austen, with Andrews’ performance adding warmth, wit, and intelligence to each line.
This episode skillfully advances the narrative, balancing heartbreak with humor and providing insight into the characters’ choices and disappointments. Listeners new to “Pride and Prejudice” will find this summary a thorough and engaging guide to the installment’s pivotal moments.