Sam Tripoli (2:47)

Awesome.

Jay Dyer (2:48)

Yeah. So it's always a blast. One of the funnest podcasts to do for sure. We always crack up. And I was re listening to you and Jamie Kennedy actually eight months ago. That was a really funny episode.

Sam Tripoli (3:00)

I love Jamie.

Jay Dyer (3:01)

We were dying laughing at that.

Sam Tripoli (3:03)

I love Jamie. You know, he's a very brave man for wanting to.

Jay Dyer (3:10)

He got. He was like blown away when I impersonated him in the interview. He was like, that's not my laugh. And I'm like, I'm like, well, show me how to do it. He goes, exact same thing.

Sam Tripoli (3:21)

Yeah, come on, dude. Impersonations are so amazing to me. They had Frank Kendo on whose show was it? Andrew Santino. And I was like, I mean, that guy was nailing it all. And you can do great impressions.

Johnny Woodard (3:34)

Are you good at any.

Sam Tripoli (3:36)

No.

Johnny Woodard (3:36)

Can you do Trump?

Sam Tripoli (3:37)

Yeah. That's who can't do.

Johnny Woodard (3:38)

I mean, I know, but that's what I'm saying. That's.

Sam Tripoli (3:39)

It's the easiest. That's the easiest one.

Guest Comedian (3:42)

Christopher Walken or something.

Sam Tripoli (3:44)

Bush is easy to. Obama's somewhat easy, but man, the guys who could do really do it. It's like truly amazing. Again, you've been on the show a bunch of time. But real quick, where can they find you guys and promote websites?

Jay Dyer (3:57)

Jason, Elsa.com. and then my wife, Jamie Dyer. She also does a YouTube channel and conspiracy based podcast as well. She's been writing and vibing in this domain for many years also. And her podcast is Jamie Henshaw Dyer on YouTube. And you go to my shop there in the website and you can get Jamie's books and my books there. And Esther Hollywood Part three is finally. I think last time we were on, it was almost out, but it wasn't out. But now.

Sam Tripoli (4:24)

How many books you got, guys?

Jay Dyer (4:26)

I've written four. She's written three. Wow.

Sam Tripoli (4:30)

I barely read those. That many books. So one thing I want to ask you guys about. We can get in. Anything you want to get into is kind of in this place right now where like conspiracies seem to be in. People tend to not call them conspiracy anymore. They're called facts. Is there a part of you that is like, you know, this is great, but could it be bad for business? Meaning that if everyone's talking about it, what was gonna be the unique thing that we talk about?

Jay Dyer (5:11)

That's an interesting question. And you've been doing Temple hat for nine years. Yes.

Sam Tripoli (5:15)

This year would be in December will be 10, which is crazy.

Jay Dyer (5:19)

Yeah. So I mean, I got into conspiracy stuff. In 2003, maybe a little bit earlier, I wrote a book about the UN United nations being a socialist thing. Listen, Alex Jones, 2003, loose change, all that stuff. So back then with Google video and like message boards, nobody was into conspiracy stuff. It was like the nerdiest of the nerdiest dudes that were into that. So to see this kind of be super mainstream now, basically the biggest shows out there, biggest podcasts, are all or largely conspiracy based is wild. And to be able to talk about places in the Middle east which you couldn't talk about for so long, I think that it's a. There's a glut in the market because everybody and their aunt has a podcast. It's really weird. But I think that if you don't have something unique to offer, if you don't have like solutions, that kind of stuff, you're gonna fall by the wayside because like, if everybody has a conspiracy podcast, nobody has a podcast. So.

Sam Tripoli (6:18)

Yeah. Now Jamie, any thoughts on that?

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (6:21)

Well, on one hand, we're being vindicated now that all of these Epstein files is coming out and just how all of the information is becoming more widespread, acceptable. But like he said, on the other hand, you watch people soar past you and that get a lot of things wrong. So you can be like super frustrated at that.

Jay Dyer (6:42)

And some retard on TikTok's like already at a million followers. Like, you've been talking about this for

Sam Tripoli (6:46)

like so weird, right? It's really weird. You know, you guys are probably dealing with the same thing we deal with, which is tombstone algorithms. And that is that, you know, they don't forget. They're like, hey man, we're open minded, come talk about it. And then they're like, yeah, but we haven't forgot about you.

Jay Dyer (7:05)

Yeah, we know what you caused all

Sam Tripoli (7:07)

this and we're going to still pound on you. Why shiny object person just flies by. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. So the question I have for you, you know, I've gotten in debates with people on my other podcasts, so the whole thing is, you know, there's so much misinformation, so much disinformation out there. I don't quite know what the difference is in those two things, but I hear about it all the time. But the question becomes, is, is it? Do you? Would you rather not? This might seem like a pretty obvious answer, but sometimes it isn't. But would you rather have a hyper paranoid population that could get some stuff wrong or a population kind of like in the year 2000, lot people sleep. A lot of people trust in the government and all that stuff. But there. There isn't this push of all this. What you would say or anyone would say is misinformation, disinformation. So the question is, what is better for humanity and the country? A paranoid population or a, you know, very trusting population?

Jay Dyer (8:20)

That's a tough question. I think a lot of people can't handle a lot of the information that's come out. And even with all of the most extreme elements of the Epstein stuff that's vindicated everything that we've talked about in the conspiracy, Dom, from like, human. Human consumption, to blackmailing the, you know, world leaders, to being a, you know, Rothschild associated thing, like all of that vindicates everything that we talked about. But then within like, one week of that dropping, you get, oh, well, now there's a new Iran war. So forget all of that stuff. It's all been pushed to the wayside, probably partly by design. I mean, I know they had the war kind of in the plans, in the works for a while, but it's a perfect way to distract from all of that coming out. I said that, like, right away. But I think a lot of the population can't handle it. And unfortunately, they've been kind of deracinated, desensitized. They then just scroll to the next thing. It's like, you know, scroll, here's a war in Iran and people are getting blown up by drones. Or here's a giant bot. Oh, here's a giant. A giant cat. AI cat. That's, you know.

Johnny Woodard (9:22)

Do you think that's why they're releasing the files like that? Like, little by little so that we can kind of take it in and not be so, like.

Sam Tripoli (9:30)

I mean, if you dump it all at one time, you know, everyone can focus on it. If you pick your times, you dump it like, hey, Iran war. Here's a little dump over here while everyone's looking over here. And then they can say they did it and then everyone's distracted.

Jay Dyer (9:46)

Or also, did they release all of this as a, like, deracinating, demoralizing thing? Be like, look, yeah, here's all your billionaire political leaders involved in the worst stuff and nobody gets in trouble. So here's a giant middle finger to you.

Johnny Woodard (10:04)

Or do you think the war is like a thing where, like, yo, we're at war. Are we really going to worry about pedophiles?

Jay Dyer (10:08)

No, but yeah, we're at war.

Johnny Woodard (10:09)

Come on. Like, I'm at the same time, like, I'd rather not die than a rest.

Jay Dyer (10:13)

Trump was kind of. When he was beginning to veer in the worst directions possible, he was like, why do we.

Sam Tripoli (10:19)

Why are we talking about this guy Epstein? What's the problem? Get over it. Come on. Probably the best guy out there. Probably.

Howie Mandel (10:29)

Come on.

Jay Dyer (10:30)

I've been working on it. Everybody can do a Trump, but not everybody could do a good job.

Sam Tripoli (10:34)

Yeah, I'm with you on that. That was fire. Yeah. So that's it. Like, you know, obviously I have friends of mine that have very, very, very popular comedy podcast and they've been getting a lot of heat, particularly from the left. Particularly from left. Comedians and content creators that Trump is in office because of them. They are the reason we're in this position, which makes me laugh. You know, I don't want to load the question to get. Give you to give me the answer I want, but is there. Do you have a feeling that these podcasts had something to do with that or. Or since you are into the occult and all that stuff? It was Trump, like, preordained. Like, I have. I have a feeling like this is all a part of a script. Even like the Joe Biden shit. Like, Trump got screwed, Biden's in, and then he does all the things that Trump is having a reaction to. It's, you know, you got all these books written about him. Little Baron Trump, the last president, the king of the Jews. All this stuff that he's either directly, not directly mentioned, but it's pretty obvious he's. It fits his profile. Like, do you have any thoughts on that?

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Jay Dyer (12:59)

I mean, it could go either way. Like, you could have a situation where they kind of corralled and nudged him in different directions. The establishment, if you remember the previous when he ran for the first four years when he was in the ca was constantly talking about, like, we can nudge him in this direction or we take him out or we do this or that. So I think they try to corral and control him. That makes more sense to me than it being completely controlled. Because a lot of the stuff that he did, he didn't have to do that stuff. Like, if it was just all faking gay, like, they could have eat. They had a much easier route that was all faking gay. And he did many things that did damage a lot of the, you know, international technocratic elite stuff, which I don't think if the goal was to get all this in place. And a lot of these elitists, they've said, like, in the last several years, like, we're behind schedule. You know, even Brzezinski said, before you die, like, the Global League plans have been set back to 10, 20 years. So they can readjust and re. You know, I mean, they have AI way more advanced than what they've given us. So I'm sure they can do all the different actuaries of like, okay, well, if he does this, what do we do? So I think it's more sensible that they kind of just corral and nudge them in different directions and then who knows what kind of things were said. But also, in the first. One of his first books, I remember if it's out of the Deal or one of the other ones, like back in the 80s, in the first chapter, he says something like, you know, I was studying Kabbalah under one of these New York cobblest guys. I don't think that Trump is, like, super deep into esoterica. I think he just sees it like a lot of people do, like Madonna. It's connections and it's like, you know, self improvement. And only I want to go to the Koala center and, you know, improve myself, make some business connections. Probably like that. Because again, I don't. Trump does not come off as like an esoteric master, like some sort of, you know, wizard or something like that. So I think he was corral. But also, there could be another scenario. Yeah. Where there was much more planning involved that, you know, scripted this.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (15:00)

I don't know we just did a two part show on my channel called Internet Hate Machine and I kind of went back to.

Sam Tripoli (15:08)

Great name for a band.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (15:10)

The beginning of like 4chan. Remember 4chan, 8chan, those websites? Because it came out in these recent Epstein files that Jeffrey Epstein was a big poster on political and 4chan and Ghislaine was a big poster on Reddit. So you have Epstein kind of guiding the hard right and Ghislaine guiding the hard left on Reddit. Right.

Guest Comedian (15:35)

Wow.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (15:36)

So we talked about the movie for Vendetta and all the predictive programming in there. They had the, the vaccines, the blowing up of the parliament, the taking down of the government and the idea that you are now a vigilante justice person because you're V. Right. And that was a big symbol for anonymous on 4chan. Is the guy Fawkes.

Sam Tripoli (15:58)

Yes.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (15:58)

Who was the original fall guy for this plot that had a lot more intricate details than just a couple guys wanting to blow up. Yes. Right. So we followed that V for Vendetta, 4chan and actually chaos magic. Have you heard of that? I'm sure, yes.

Sam Tripoli (16:16)

So for those who haven't, what is chaos magic for xg? Yeah.

Guest Comedian (16:22)

Yes.

Sam Tripoli (16:22)

I have to.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (16:22)

The idea that you can affect things in the mundane world with your imagination, it's basic magic, but it's a lot of like sigil making symbolism, charging symbols with your sex juices. And so they were big into this on 4chan at the time that like Trump was starting to become a candidate against Hillary. And if you know anything about the Internet culture, 4chan culture, a lot of it has to do with absurdity. Right. So who was the most absurd candidate that we can back? And Pepe. Pepe. Right. So that's another interesting part is they took Pepe and he became this like symbol.

Sam Tripoli (17:06)

Right. Nick Fuentes stuff.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (17:10)

Right. So there is a lot of occult things going on in just the political board of Forchan. Like that's where we get that flag that has the brown and pink like the, the whole rainbow flag that was made as a joke and then the left took it and.

Jay Dyer (17:29)

Oh my God, the trans flag was a joke.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (17:31)

Yeah, I know that because if you put four of them together it made like Frostica.

Sam Tripoli (17:36)

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (17:38)

So a lot of this underground stuff is just because it's absurd and they wanted to see if they could get their candidate in the White House through meme.

Sam Tripoli (17:52)

It's almost like the original version of going viral because like going viral, literally, it's like we're in this weird place in Society where the only things we see are the things that go viral, and those are the extremes and absurd. So it becomes like, this is the norm because it's the only thing we see. And then now everyone's acting like a yes. You know, it's like, there's something going to happen with these influencers because it's getting crazy. Like, I don't mind. Like, when they had the boxing going on, you have a rapper versus the gypsy. What's his name? The guys and Fury. No, it's like Gypsy. It's like the guy that just goes on these streaming sites and people pop up and he just calls anybody, everybody. The N word.

Jay Dyer (18:41)

Gypsy Crusader.

Sam Tripoli (18:42)

Gypsy Crusader. They had a big box. So. So, like, that stuff is, like, in its place. I don't mind it. Like, Like, I've always said, like, society should be like the Wire, the show, and we just should find, like, five blocks and be like, influencers. Go there. Do whatever stupid shit you want to do there. If you're in there, you' you're going to be affected by influencers. Anything outside here, we beat your ass and throw you in jail. Like, that should be the rule, because you're not. But it's like, now they're harassing people. They're physically violent with people. Like this one guy in New York. I don't even know how you think that's a good idea. He would just run up to random people and DDT them.

Jay Dyer (19:23)

Whoa.

Sam Tripoli (19:24)

That's where you grab them by the back of the hat and go, boom. And that's done on a canvas that goes in, not on the concrete. And somehow they thought that was a good idea and he would become famous off that. And then we also see that influence now do something so big that everyone talks about, and then they go to jail for 10 years. And it's like. It's the craziest way to operate. But going back to your original point. Yeah, I mean, it's. It's. It's super interesting. What is real and what is fake and gay?

Jay Dyer (19:55)

Well, everything's fake. But hold on. So the funny you said that because we were just at a coffee shop and there was this giant poster and it had a picture of Andy Warhol. And it was quoting him saying, in the future, Everybody will have 15 minutes of fame. And I was like, dude, that's actually. And he was funded by the CIA, by the way.

Sam Tripoli (20:11)

Oh, yeah. Long leash.

Jay Dyer (20:13)

Exactly. And so I think him also. There's a. There's a great clip that's gone viral on YouTube of Jim Morrison back in like the 70s, right before he died.

Guest Comedian (20:21)

That's so.

Jay Dyer (20:22)

And he's like, precious family. In the future, there would be one guy standing there on a stage and there's like a lot of electronics. I see like a lot of electronics and turntables and like, he's like a DJ. He's like predicting like techno DJs like back in the 1970s. And so point being is like, I think that again, the CIA creates culture. Other entities do as well. Obviously corporations, they all work together. They create that toxic culture that they put out. And there was a NATO cognitive warfare document that came out a few years ago. We did a podcast on that on my channel. And in that document, that whole section on Internet trolling as a form of warfare, cognitive warfare and actually turning people, it says if you can get enough people arguing and rage baiting each other, eventually what happens is everyone turns into nihilistic trolls and nothing ever gets done other than like everybody just hating everybody on the Internet.

Sam Tripoli (21:13)

Welcome to Twitter.

Jay Dyer (21:14)

That's N. That's NATO's plan. And that's exactly what it is now. It's like literally just everyone just hates everyone.

Guest Comedian (21:20)

Like, put out enough weird videos of Netanyahu and you'll have everybody just.

Sam Tripoli (21:24)

What about that Johnny House on that?

Johnny Woodard (21:26)

Have you guys seen that new Jewish guy? That's all AI. He's been going viral. He has like 1.8 million things and he says, like kind of like real, like Jewish.

Guest Comedian (21:33)

He doesn't exist.

Jay Dyer (21:34)

You mean like he's.

Sam Tripoli (21:34)

What do you mean all AI?

Johnny Woodard (21:36)

I'll look him up. Pull him up right now. Let me find him. But he's some guy that just all AI and he says like real Jewish things, like what Jewish people do. But he's obviously pushing the narrative to make the Jewish people look bad. And everyone's loving it, but it's all AI.

Guest Comedian (21:47)

Where?

Sam Tripoli (21:47)

Here, I'll pull it. That's Ari Shafir's job. While he's looking at. You want to say something, Jamie?

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (21:52)

Well, he mentioned that part of this was the deracination of people and like clumping them into these cult like groups. And it came out that Steve Bannon, who was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein, who became big during like Gamergate, he realized that he could take these groups off 4chan and weaponize them basically. So then you have January 6th and you have like these revolutionary type attitudes that came from the lonely incel boards on 4chan.

Jay Dyer (22:24)

Oh, that's a perfect, like place for feds to draw from. Is the incel yeah, they do that

Sam Tripoli (22:31)

with like, in Buffalo, town of Wanda. Is that the name of the city? But it's like they just found a bunch of lonely Muslims and just like, they didn't even do anything. They just like, handed them guns and like, he's got a God, you know, and then there's. Not now there's Islamic threat. Have you guys seen this guy yet?

Johnny Woodard (22:51)

He's just some.

Jay Dyer (22:52)

The AI. Rabbi.

NFL Player (22:54)

Rabbi.

Johnny Woodard (22:54)

And he just misses crazy Jewish. That's like super out of pocket. And you're like, holy crap. But it's all fake.

Jay Dyer (22:59)

The rabbi.

Johnny Woodard (23:00)

And look, he has 1.3 million views. 1.3 million followers.

Sam Tripoli (23:04)

Yeah, but, you know, again, is it. Is it that everybody's running to check him out or are they promoting him? So, because all these pla. A lot of platforms do this, they'll find somebody and they'll. They'll just throttle his. His viewership up. And then everyone's just scrolling and they're like, whoa, this guy's got like 2.5 million views. Let me check it out. And that's. That's kind of how they. And that is the future. You know, the future used to be the industry. They would decide who got on the Tonight show and all that stuff. The future will be. The future will be freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach. And they will. They YouTube, Instagram. They will control who is famous and who's not famous based on who they'll allow to be seen. Johnny, who. Who's been telling everybody about prejudice Mouse forever? We did. That's right, dude. And that's why we want you to check out our good friends at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver. Let me tell you about Wolf Pack Gold. If you're paying attention, you know that de dollarization is real, fiat is fake, and you don't want to be left holding the bag when the dollar collapse. Gold and Silver has been money through all of recorded history and are an excellent way to protect yourself from inflation and geopolitical turmoil. That's why I trust my friends at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver for all things precious metal v. Veteran owned and an A plus rating by the Better Business Bureau. No transaction is too big or too small and you can even roll over your 401k or IRA into physical gold and silver. And if you think you can afford precious metals, think again. With the Wolf Pack monthly membership program, you can get gold and silver delivered directly to your door for as little as $50 a month. Wise Wolf Gold and Silver also deals in and accepts bitcoin. So go to Sam tripoli.gold promo code tinfoil at checkout to receive free constitutional silver. And remember, in the world of bulls and bears, be the wolf.

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Jay Dyer (28:18)

I want to ask you a question because kind of like Jamie Kennedy, it was the same situation where he was coming up in the 90s in LA, doing it the old legacy way.

Sam Tripoli (28:29)

Yeah.

Jay Dyer (28:29)

You had these gatekeepers that are like, you know, studio executives and producers.

Sam Tripoli (28:33)

Yeah.

Jay Dyer (28:34)

And now it's like the algorithm is the gatekeeper. So from your perspective, like, which method and route were there pros and cons? Either way, like, what is it? Just no different, really.

Sam Tripoli (28:43)

You know, so funny. I was just literally talking to someone about this, and it's like, you know, everybody hates the industry because in the. In around the 2000s, right. And I. And I can kind of pinpoint it to one moment where I realized things had changed, and that was when Britney Spears was on the COVID of Rolling Stone magazine. Because up until that point, Rolling Stone kind of had this kind of, you know, like, I don't want to call punk rock, but kind of like, you know, anti establishment. It was like the. The established anti establishment where you were going to get, like, the real good scoops and stuff. And then one day I see Britney Spears on it and I go, oh, this is like a different thing. This is. This has a way different vibe. And that's kind of when everything started changing. And what changed there is the industry. Louie Anderson, a very long time ago said this. He goes, the difference between when I came out, which was like the 70s, 80s, was that the artists decided what was art, and the industry worked with us. And then at some point the industry said, nah, fuck that, we're gonna decide what art is and you're gonna do art for us, and then we'll decide what goes on. And that's. That's really what happened. So. But. But one thing I will say about the industry is, as you know, and again, there's an industry way before the 2000s that gave us a lot of great movies, a lot of great art, great television shows, and, you know, there seemed to be more about meritocracy back Then I'm not saying they didn't pick and choose. Like, certain people, you're like, why were they famous? You know, but, you know, if you were really good, you had a good chance. And then in 2000, it shifts. And I remember looking at like, I was at like a festival or something, and I was looking at the industry and I was looking at the comics. I'm like, they look exactly alike. They're like the same people. Just one's in front of the microphone, one's behind the microphone. So became a promoting of themselves. The one thing I will say is that they would allow great comics to come through, like Bill Hicks or Doug Stanhope or David Tell. Those guys could still get through. They understood the importance of having that type of personnel. These AIs, they don't do any of that. Like, you know, yeah, Ben Banks, he, he's, he's doing really well, but he kind of fits into this thing. And I'm a fan of his. This is an anti him that, you know, you blow up on, on, on Instagram for four reasons. You're either doing dumb sex, violence, or pissing people off. Those are the four ways you blow up, you know, And Ben, Ben just like Leonardo. And it's their opinion. I'm not saying they're doing on purpose. It's their opinion. And they're getting a lot of traction because everyone's sharing their, their stuff, rage baiting on it, and God bless them, you know, but those are few and far between, you know, and they're not getting anything going in the industry. You'll never see Leonardo get a Netflix special, you know, and that's not anything against it because she's a great comedian, she's a great writer, but she's, she's had to do it all her own. So to me, what is better? Like, there's a, there's there's good and bad. Like, you know, if you didn't make it in the old way, which was get on Carson, get on a sitcom, get in movies, you were either a writer or you just disappeared. Now, like us, we can find our own way and get our own fans and, and we're blessed that they support us and we can make a good living being ourselves. I've always said that is like one of the big changes came when, when Death Squad came. Sorry, dude. Oh, okay. Mom's done. Never talking to her again. When Death Squad came on, because Ed Joe Rogan on it, it was, it was like the first time this, these group of artists in the podcast world were kind of doing their own thing, not giving a shit about what the, what the, the industry thought. It was more about their art and what they wanted to do. Some of them wanted to get on television and, and they eventually did, but it was really about what they wanted to do. And that to me was the beginning of the end. I'm not saying it's the sole reason, but it's one of those things that popped up that the industry couldn't control, you know, but, you know, they allowed some people through. You know, Joey Diaz got a lot of stuff going. You don't see that anymore. I mean, so the question is, it depends on what you're talking about. You know, we can work now. You know, you, you talk about. And you know, you start in 2003. Good luck being a conspiracy theorist trying to make a, a good living.

Jay Dyer (33:34)

No, back then, right, it was done.

Sam Tripoli (33:35)

It was like Art Bell, Alex Jones or Get the out, you know, so now we can't. But are you going to get the opportunities that a, like a pop comic gets or a, a very attractive young female comic gets on Instagram? It's not happening. There's nothing we could do about it. So you just got to keep working.

Jay Dyer (33:57)

So it's the new overlord is the algorithm.

Sam Tripoli (34:00)

Dude 100 yesterday on, on YouTube, my doom scrolling show right in the middle towards the end of the feed just got taken down, right? So I called Johnny because he, he knows about this stuff. He scrambled around. He found out that the AI got mad at an AI video of, of like a squirrel crawling into this woman's mouth. Her. Her, her mouth obviously unhinges and lets the thing in. And they were like, oh, you're, you're, you're being, you're showing footage of people being cruel to animals. And I'm like, we've done that every episode. And it's an AI and she unhinged and the thing crawled into her mouth. Like, what are you fucking talking about? But that's what we're dealing with. Like there's. They're sassy progress. The AI is a sassy progressive.

Johnny Woodard (34:50)

Did the AI know it was AI or did it think.

Sam Tripoli (34:52)

No, real.

Johnny Woodard (34:53)

I thought it was real.

Sam Tripoli (34:53)

No, it thought it was real.

Johnny Woodard (34:55)

Oh, so AI can't detect AI. That's what, that's what I've been saying. How long till AI can detect AI's boomer? When it's going to get scary about.

Sam Tripoli (35:04)

A YouTube video game is like a, a smoke detector to black people. It can't detect other AI is like

Jay Dyer (35:12)

your boomer mom, like, thinks that, like, Netanyahu floating over the you Middle East.

Johnny Woodard (35:18)

I get got all the time. I send videos to people and they're like, that's AI.

Sam Tripoli (35:22)

And then I'll look into it.

Jay Dyer (35:23)

Everybody, everybody 40 and under can detect it. Everybody 40 and above is like, why

Sam Tripoli (35:27)

isn't that Yahoo flying? Is it the Raptor?

Jay Dyer (35:30)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (35:30)

Jamie, you've been wanting to say something, I think.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (35:32)

No.

Sam Tripoli (35:32)

Okay. Yeah. So it's, it's, it's, it's, it's huge issue. You know, it's like, like it depends on what you find important. You know, I, I do think one thing that's happening that probably would be good for you is that the age of independent movies is now about to explode. You know, like before, good luck getting anything made in Hollywood if you didn't fit what they wanted now, because nobody's watching their crap, right? That they're just now finding independent movie producers who made a great movie and they're buying the movie. Now you go, well, that means you have to fund it yourself, but you get to, you get to decide what's in the movie, right? And then, you know, it's like, we just, I, me and my buddies just sold our movie. So it's like, you know, I'm making a movie and I'm functionally illiterate. You know what I'm saying? So good for me. We have this idea for an AI movie. We're going to have AI write it and then we're going to make a human. I'm going to pay somebody to punch it off. And it's like someone like me couldn't do that anymore in the past. Now I, I can. Now you can go, is that good or bad? I go, we'll see. I just think we're about to enter like a 70s, 70s era level of movies. We're gonna get back, like, because the industry wants you dumb. Just compare, like, daytime television to like, like all these great podcasts out there. Like, it's just monkeys throwing shit against the wall, right? And some great conversations. They want you dumb and stupid. They want to saturate you and stupid so you have no clue what's going on. And then you have really smart over here. So now it's starting to change, and I think that's a good thing.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (37:19)

Well, we've been watching a lot of big content creators become like daytime television all rolled into one. So they're like the news, the conspiracy, the entertainment. And they also fight with each other. So it's like Maury Povich. So These characters encapsulate the entire idea of what you would see on a

Sam Tripoli (37:39)

soap opera or all of that shit

Jay Dyer (37:41)

from the 90s, right? Like, remember Jerry Springer and remember Maury Povich and all the, like, Sally Jesse Raphael? And then you would have. Eventually you had the. The Daily show, which came around the 2000s, and then now it's like you've got a Candace who is all of those things at once. You go on Piers and Morgan and everybody's screaming and yelling and it's like online Jerry Springer. It's like everything is coalescing into, like, who can be all of those things at once?

Sam Tripoli (38:08)

Well, it's also archetypes in a weird way, right? Like, we see the world through archetypes. And when you work outside that, you make people think it's like, how easily digestible can you get?

Jay Dyer (38:21)

Right?

Sam Tripoli (38:21)

And like the. Again, in comedy, the minute you make like, this is why I struggle all the time is because the minute you make somebody think it takes heat off your fastball. Oh, so everything now is demographic, mascots. And if you actually took their comedy, you'd be like, that's not that great. But that demographic doesn't care because that's their person. And they're like, we love you. And it's just. It is what it is, man. You know that. That's another thing I think was great about the industry. They had a little bit of like, okay, we're not gonna let dog come through. Like the comics now they're playing theaters. Like, a lot of them. If they came up in the 90s, they'd all be corporate gigs, they'd all be doing corporate comedy. But now because the industry's gone and again, the algorithm is pushing like stupid.

Jay Dyer (39:08)

Yeah, they're.

Sam Tripoli (39:09)

They're just selling out everywhere they go. And it's weird what people want to spend their money on, right? I mean, it's like, let's go watch someone throw monkey against the wall. But it's your money and you're working hard. There's also that, like, I'm just talking too much. But the point is, have you seen

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (39:25)

the AI fruit videos?

Sam Tripoli (39:27)

No.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (39:27)

On TikTok. So the AI will ride a little five minute soap opera, but it's like fruit and vegetables.

Johnny Woodard (39:34)

Oh, you've seen those, Sam?

Sam Tripoli (39:35)

I just saw one about two eggplants who knock up a. Did you see that?

Johnny Woodard (39:40)

Those are exactly what she's talking about.

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Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (40:42)

So those are getting huge now.

Sam Tripoli (40:44)

Baby comics are getting huge.

Johnny Woodard (40:46)

Are they paying for. Is Tik Tok paying nicely? Like well for AI content? Like if you make AI content, are they like here's normal money as a.

Jay Dyer (40:53)

I've heard they don't pay well and I, I've.

Sam Tripoli (40:55)

When they realize it's AI at all.

Jay Dyer (40:57)

I mean I, I don't know but I real. I, I remember I got my first Tik Tok account got banned for talking about Kim Jo's geoengineering which is in the news in the everywhere in the past two days.

Sam Tripoli (41:08)

It's so crazy.

Jay Dyer (41:09)

So it's like I don't, I haven't, I hate, hate tick tock.

Guest Comedian (41:13)

But I, I just, I mean what is baby comedian. Baby comics?

Sam Tripoli (41:17)

Yeah, they, they make like like babies in diaper. Like they're more like infants.

Guest Comedian (41:23)

But they're telling jokes.

Sam Tripoli (41:24)

Yeah, baby jokes. Black baby was like, you know, my friend said how lucky I am because I get to drink chocolate milk every night and the place goes nuts.

Guest Comedian (41:34)

That's great.

Sam Tripoli (41:35)

There will be a time when some comic will figure out how to bring an AI comic to feature for them. Do you?

Johnny Woodard (41:41)

I mean, I know you don't watch too many like actual people do stand up but do you think there's a comic out there that's literally using AI?

Jay Dyer (41:49)

I was going to say I was

Guest Comedian (41:50)

going to write their jokes.

Sam Tripoli (41:51)

Yeah, 100% or punch up their jokes.

Guest Comedian (41:54)

I haven't. That's the one thing I think it's not, not quite there on yet. It's funny.

Sam Tripoli (42:00)

I don't know if it will ever get there. I know people think it will automatically get there. I think, like, you know, I wasn't molested by Larry Watts, so he can't bring that. That energy. So to his comedy, which is my origin story. Yeah, my origin.

Jay Dyer (42:21)

Some people are theorizing that there won't be an audience for AI Slop, perhaps unless everybody gets super retardified, because people will want people that are authentic. So, like, if you can demonstrate that you're an actual person, you have actual ideas, you're actually funny, and you're able to convey that without, like some sort of backdoor, sneaky AI trick of them writing your jokes or something. Like, do you think that AI will get old? Is this just a fad? Like, do you think that people will be like, all right, I'd rather watch Hyde.

Sam Tripoli (42:58)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just Sam's.

Johnny Woodard (43:03)

That's what Sam was saying that that's why live's gonna be such a more important thing, because you can't recreate.

Sam Tripoli (43:10)

Here's what's happening, okay? If you look at comedy, it's going the way that strip bars went, okay? Strip bars are struggling right now because there's so much sex on the Internet. And these guys are like, why am I going to spend all this money here? Well, I could just get it done here and save a bunch of cash, but eventually it will swing the other way because whatever the generation does, the generation have always goes the opposite way. There will always be AI slop. And people will enjoy AI slop the way they enjoy McDonald's. There will always be people enjoy McDonald's and then you have really nice restaurants that people really enjoy as well. So it's not going to be one or the other. It will be a combination and people.

Guest Comedian (43:54)

Johnny, do you remember I was just thinking about. Do you remember, like, five, six years ago, Adobe had their big event and they presented on the stage this voice cloning feature. And do you remember how your mind was blown by that? That it could make a voice sound like Barack Obama or something? Like just a voice. And that was six years, dude. Five years from now, it'll be. There won't be AI Slop. It will be indistinct. If it's. If it's AI Slop, it's because it's intentionally AI Slop. It will be indistinguishable from reality.

Sam Tripoli (44:24)

But. But it won't be. It won't only be that, though. There will always be room for people to entertain.

Guest Comedian (44:34)

It's like, I hope I hope so.

Jay Dyer (44:36)

If you're a live streamer like we do, you have a unique skill set that you can't mimic with AI. I mean, unless you like put the AI up as if it was a live stream, which I guess.

Guest Comedian (44:47)

Right? Yeah. And then once you have enough processing power given, you know, enough time that you can do it in real time.

Johnny Woodard (44:53)

But what I, what I was, what I really do think is, I think some people just gonna want to actually not want to watch AI. That's what I mean is like, I guarantee you five years from now there will be some robot that will cut your hair. But some people want that.

Sam Tripoli (45:06)

I don't agree. Some people want that. No, but some people want that barber,

Johnny Woodard (45:09)

that connection with that human being where

Sam Tripoli (45:11)

they cut your hair. You get that shitty five dollar haircut

Johnny Woodard (45:14)

from the robot or you're gonna pay 45 for that girl or your homie to cut your hair and have that interaction and be like, yo, last night.

Sam Tripoli (45:20)

Exactly.

Guest Comedian (45:21)

Yeah, but Sammy, something. I mean, a lot of people can't tell now when they're watching and enjoying an AI video.

Sam Tripoli (45:26)

Johnny, I'm trusting. Shut up. It's not my fault.

Guest Comedian (45:29)

I trust people, you know, like, like you're enjoying that and, and it didn't. When I tell you, you kind of get bummed out. Like you. Because you're having a great time watching like the monkey bash the alligator.

Jay Dyer (45:41)

I'm sorry, you're a boomer.

Sam Tripoli (45:42)

Oh, dude, I'm a boomer, but you know what I mean, Enjoying my old.

Guest Comedian (45:47)

That wasn't up to you until you knew that it was.

Sam Tripoli (45:50)

But Johnny, it wasn't like, I'm like, oh my God, look at it. It was like, you know what I'm saying? Like I'm not like so investing. Invested in it that I'm like, this is the greatest thing ever. I'm like, oh, this is hilarious. Oh, it's fake. You know what I'm saying? So listen, do you still like your mom's cooking?

Jay Dyer (46:06)

Sure.

Sam Tripoli (46:06)

Yep. You'll always love your mom's cooking. There's. But there's always going to be a Cheesecake Factory. There's always going to be Burger King. It's like, it's just going to be like, what do you want? And is there going to be an AI that comes and gets a big following? Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't have a big.

Jay Dyer (46:22)

But for us, like, is there an avenue of greater attention and success because we are authentically doing real conversations, real people. It's not AI scripted perhaps, or Something I think there.

Sam Tripoli (46:36)

I think connection is important. Like when. When people find out that the, you know, that Asian girl who had a filter on her face and she had a bazillion followers and then it just glitched a little bit. And I still think she was cute.

Guest Comedian (46:50)

She was fine.

Sam Tripoli (46:51)

She just wasn't that, like 1 of 1% Asian and she lost a million followers.

Guest Comedian (46:57)

Or like Glenn Beck the other day, interviewing George Washington.

Sam Tripoli (47:00)

I mean, that just looks. I mean, so idiot.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (47:06)

The real danger is when they try to integrate AI into politics.

Sam Tripoli (47:10)

And I think we're already there with that.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (47:12)

Well, the President or Albania. Is that where they had. Yeah, the AI woman, The one that's

Jay Dyer (47:19)

knocked up the AI? Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (47:21)

She has like a thousand babies.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (47:23)

Yeah.

Guest Comedian (47:23)

What. What is this?

Jay Dyer (47:24)

She's not Natasha Henstrews from Mimic. She can lay a thousand eggs. What?

Johnny Woodard (47:30)

What?

Guest Comedian (47:30)

I don't. I'm unfamiliar with this story entirely.

Jay Dyer (47:33)

So there's an Albanian politician that supposedly is AI, and then to make it more authentic, they integrated the story that she's pregnant now.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (47:43)

But they're gonna say in the future that humans are not capable of governing themselves because we're too violent. We're going to start wars.

Jay Dyer (47:50)

We're emotional.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (47:51)

Like, the worse it gets, they're gonna be like, AI needs to step in.

Sam Tripoli (47:55)

And this is where I want to. This is a great point to bring up. And this is why I want to ask you to the. Just because the elites want something to happen. And this is a question. This is an accusatory. This is. Do you think it's automatically going to happen? Because it's like, I say this all the time. How many times have you thrown a birthday party, a dinner? How times does it go exactly the way you want it to? Very little. Doesn't mean it doesn't. Doesn't. You don't have a great time, but it very rarely goes. So we have these people in the WF who's like, we're gonna do this in society. And I think if they were winning, I'm not saying they aren't going to get some of what they want, but we'd all have barcodes on our foreheads, we'd all have digital IDs, we'd all be trans. We'd all get a booster shot every week. And it's. It's just not working. So do you think it's inevitable? Like, do you think it's always inevitable, or is there God's will and human. Human will to kind of go, that's a little too much.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (48:58)

Yeah, I think our peaceful non compliance is a big part of staving off the plans that they have.

Jay Dyer (49:05)

Yeah, I don't think the, the elite are not, you know, God, they, the plans fail all the time. I mean again, Brzezinski said we're 20 years behind our technocratic global government. We're messing up, you know. Jacques got to leave when he wrote Brief History of the Future. He was the Kissinger of France. There's a whole chapter where he says if Americans begin to wake up, it will be a huge problem, a road bump for our long term plan. So now they actually plan and have alternate strategies and actuaries for when things up and don't go their way. So. Absolutely.

Sam Tripoli (49:38)

So they have a plan for it. Doesn't go well. But I, so again, this is something I'd love to get your opinion on. So there was this whole thing about a false flag coming and that it was somewhere in la, it was gonna happen, which is like really like. Or California. And everyone thought la. And I'm like, like why are you telling us? Like it used to be like after 9, 11, they're like, oh, terrorist alert. We're salmon colored Al. Salmon colored alert. And I'm like, well you're not telling us where it's going to be. So it's like why are you even telling us? And then you realize it's just meant to get us in a heightened scent of anxiety. And that's really what the point is. But you know, this, this, this, this, this, this false flag is going to happen or this Muslim attack's going to happen. And so far it hasn't. So. But we get into like one, you know, the revelation of method. I think that's something you guys are well versed in. And the whole theory is that they have to tell us what they're doing and it's our job to stop them. And I think sometimes there's this idea that that means physically, but what if it's spiritually? What if, what if like they give us clues of what they're going to do, we pick on, we pick up on it, we go to Twitter, everyone spreads it and it doesn't. Is, is that possible?

Guest Comedian (51:06)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (51:07)

And when they say, you gotta stop us, that's how we stop them by spreading awareness of it. And then everybody. And then they're like, they got, they got us. And then they move on to their next plan.

Jay Dyer (51:18)

Yeah, I think they plover play their hand in Covid. Too many people began to notice how absurd all the social distancing was. So they kind of backed off. And I think they have other, you know, plan B, plan C, blend, plan D. So, absolutely, if. If enough people, you know, consider the possibility of a false flag, they probably wouldn't do it. But also, we're almost at a point, too, where seems like the regime right now doesn't even need the false flag. They're like, Maybe back in 2001, we needed a false flag to get everybody on board, and now it's just like, no squid. I don't even need the false flag. We'll just go to war.

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Johnny Woodard (54:59)

What do you say? We're, like, used to it. It's normal. What did Trump say earlier today?

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (55:03)

Out of habit or something?

Johnny Woodard (55:04)

Oh, yeah.

Sam Tripoli (55:05)

You think we do it for.

Guest Comedian (55:06)

Ha.

Jay Dyer (55:06)

It's like we didn't even do it.

Sam Tripoli (55:07)

We didn't even do it for the oil. We don't need the oil. We did it better just to do it. People are saying I'm overreacting to that speech.

Guest Comedian (55:14)

Not at all.

Sam Tripoli (55:15)

I think that was the. One of the most embarrassing moments a president has ever had.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (55:19)

But consider this, too. The idea of revolution and like, we have to get in there and do something actively is also baked into their plan. So they have a plan for the people who will go down that path also.

Sam Tripoli (55:33)

No, I think you're totally right. I mean, that's the whole Q thing, right? It's like Operation Trust.

Jay Dyer (55:38)

Exactly.

Sam Tripoli (55:39)

So they're going to do little bits of things no matter what we tell them. Right? Obviously. You know, they just kept moving forward with the Ukrainian war. Everyone's like, fuck you, we don't want that. And then to a point, it doesn't happen the way maybe they wanted us to happen. Like, they want to be full. At least that's what I'm thinking. Fully engaged in Russia, in the war. So now you have Trump and they're like, I might. I don't care if it becomes Vietnam. We're going to go. We're going to put boots on the ground. Which I think is another incredibly stupid thing to say.

NFL Player (56:12)

Right.

Sam Tripoli (56:13)

But do you think they would already have boots on the ground if America was cool with that?

Jay Dyer (56:21)

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, this is. Well, it's funny because the. When the left or the fake left is in power, they do the proxy wars and the green revolution. They do the, you know, Gene Sharp, Ned, National Endowment for Democracy color revolution model. And they tried that In Iran under Obama 2009-11, they were pushing the green revolution to get rid of Ahmadinejad, and that didn't work. And then when you get the neocons, and essentially they're not that different, but they just have a little bit of a different strategy. They're more amenable to, like, outright kinetic warfare. So forget all this regime change stuff. Let's just go straight up, you know, bomb the. Out of it. But ultimately, as you know, I mean, this is just the oded Yunan clean break strategy of Netanyahu and the Likud going all the way. It's actually pre. Netanyahu goes back to, like, 1982, the Greater Israel Project. So, I mean, we do this for other countries, supposedly our allies, but it's really just because our foreign policy is controlled. I think everybody here knows that and agrees with that. But would we be on boots on the ground? I mean, I. I think literally, like, when Trump says it's out of habit. Like, he's just saying, we did we do this? Yeah, we do whatever we want. We don't. We don't even need the population behind it. Do what we want. So.

Sam Tripoli (57:40)

So let's get into the Netanyahu stuff. You know, somebody might be listening to this episode five years from now, and they know how it all turned out. At this moment, we don't. You know, I'm not gonna get into whether he's alive or dead. I think, you know, we'll wait and see. There's things that make me think he's dead. There's some people very passionate on the Internet that he's still alive, which is like, my head's on a swivel. I don't. I don't know. I'm just going. What I feel.

Johnny Woodard (58:09)

Is it the videos or just. Just your. Your instinct saying that he's alive?

Sam Tripoli (58:15)

My. Well, it's the videos, but it's also like, the history of Netanyahu. This is not how he acts. Right? Like, Netanyahu is always in your face. He's not walking and laughing. He's, like, giving press conferences and trying to put his foot on your throat.

Johnny Woodard (58:33)

Like, if you're alive, you don't have to pretend to be alive.

Guest Comedian (58:36)

That last meeting, that last video they put out is pretty nasty though. He's like wishing them a happy festival of fire.

Sam Tripoli (58:42)

I don't believe that at all.

Guest Comedian (58:45)

Nasty.

Sam Tripoli (58:46)

No, I don't believe that, that, that, that's a real.

Guest Comedian (58:48)

No, but what I'm saying is, it's what you're saying, it's like. And that's right, but that's like the

Sam Tripoli (58:52)

fourth or fifth one to come. The other one he drives, he just got rubble through. He just got hit by a missile. Rubble's all on him.

Guest Comedian (58:59)

And now I don't think that he's

Jay Dyer (59:00)

over there, he's like sipping, he's drinking

Sam Tripoli (59:02)

coffee, looking like he just left the spa, you know, it's just like, I'm sorry, but I mean, chance he could have left Israel. No, I mean they're probably cloning him, right? I mean that makes more sense to me than anything.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (59:13)

He's in his deep underground base waiting for the bombs.

Sam Tripoli (59:16)

Yeah, I mean like it makes more sense to me that he's got, they're just, hey, we need two weeks to clone this.

Guest Comedian (59:22)

He's off the grid. Dude, I saw.

Jay Dyer (59:23)

Two weeks to flatten the bb.

Sam Tripoli (59:25)

Yeah, two weeks to flatten the bb.

Jay Dyer (59:27)

Two weeks to flatten Iran.

Sam Tripoli (59:29)

Actually, let's, let's, let's just pretend that he's dead. You know. If you're listening, future, you know, we don't know at this moment.

Guest Comedian (59:37)

Do they know? Like will we ever know? Like, well, they clone him, you'll never

Sam Tripoli (59:40)

know if he comes out and then he's everywhere and then. No, we won't know, but we will know. We will know he's alive. It might be clone alive. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Guest Comedian (59:50)

And then at that point, what's the difference? I got you.

Jay Dyer (59:52)

Yeah, yeah.

Sam Tripoli (59:53)

So does this do anything to their prophecies?

Jay Dyer (59:58)

Wait, Jewish prophecies or the elites views,

Sam Tripoli (60:01)

the Jewish prophecy that like he's. Because isn't, what's it called? Shabbat? The Shabads, the Shab, the Hababas, what are they? Isn't it like that? Because like you're the one, you're going to bring it. Hurry this up. I'm old. Like in that speech. Like, like, bro, tick tock. Let's go, man. I'm like 80. Let's get this going. I gotta see this.

Jay Dyer (60:24)

It's.

NFL Player (60:24)

I don't.

Jay Dyer (60:24)

That's weird because like that's a weird sect that's had a whole bunch of its own fake messiahs that have come and gone. Yeah, they always Fall for these fake messiahs. And I mean they're tied into a lot of international organized crime stuff. It's. It's a whole, it's its own world of stuff. It's crazy. But I mean, it's not like they need Netanyahu. I mean Netanyahu is a leader as a president. But if you remember when Epstein was on that recording with Ehud Barack, the prior prime minister, dude's like explaining to him how works in the world. It was really weird. He's like, they couldn't spell Palantir, right?

Guest Comedian (60:59)

They're like, it's crazy.

Jay Dyer (61:00)

It's been like a minute trying to figure out how to spell this word. And then ego. Barack's like, and what is teal? And it's like, it's a company. It's like a venture capital, you know, like, so he's telling him how he's.

Sam Tripoli (61:11)

You think I'm a boomer? I'm not dumb enough to put all my crimes in an email. Like, did they not like, hey, dude, should we put this on the record? I mean it, I'm. There we go, dude.

Jay Dyer (61:24)

You know, idiots, you don't think about like master criminals. Also like, they can't do basic grammar. I thought that was really fun. Like everything.

Guest Comedian (61:30)

I mean, horrible grammar.

Sam Tripoli (61:32)

Crazy.

Jay Dyer (61:32)

Yeah, terrible.

Sam Tripoli (61:36)

This Epstein, man, he's like a mastermind, bro. He's illiterate. He can't spell.

Jay Dyer (61:42)

Exactly.

Guest Comedian (61:43)

I mean, yeah, like a 12 year old wrote some most of his emails. Just ridiculous.

Johnny Woodard (61:48)

You see that thing that he might have a kid.

Sam Tripoli (61:50)

Dude, I wanted to get everybody.

Jay Dyer (61:53)

The royalty were saying, I'd like to have a baby with you.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (61:56)

Yeah, well, he had a bunch of babies as we're a ranch.

Johnny Woodard (61:59)

Yeah. But I'm surprised that there's not one kid saying I am.

Guest Comedian (62:02)

Who would want to do that?

Sam Tripoli (62:03)

Why would you do that? That like that's Hitler's kids going money. Yeah.

Jay Dyer (62:08)

He left like 300 million today.

Johnny Woodard (62:09)

Yeah, you gotta get something. At least get a book deal. I don't know.

Sam Tripoli (62:12)

No, because now everybody knows you might have an egg shaped dick and that's gonna kill your dating pool.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (62:19)

How come all of the villains have weird dicks? I don't know.

Sam Tripoli (62:23)

That's probably why they become villains. This isn't nice. No one can have anything nice.

Johnny Woodard (62:30)

It's Hitler. Harvey the F. Jeffrey.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (62:35)

Yeah, yeah.

Sam Tripoli (62:36)

They all have weird dicks. Dude. It's so crazy how we're like so advanced in some ways and we're just so primal in other ways, dude. Like, I've been working on this. This bit. But it's just like the greatest weapon of mass destruction is dude. It's like unbelievable how many guys just entire world is destroyed. Destroyed. Chasing it or getting in the wrong one or all that. I mean, like, dude, Solomon dude, like meets a couple pagan chicks and just ruins everything.

Jay Dyer (63:09)

The whole kingdom's down.

Sam Tripoli (63:10)

Yeah. I mean he's got a whole like. He's got like a thousand wives, six thousand like concubines and he just meets one pagan chick and everything just goes to.

Guest Comedian (63:21)

She must have been a bad child.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (63:23)

Sacrifices back on the after that.

Sam Tripoli (63:25)

Yeah, right.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (63:26)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (63:27)

And that gets into like the thing that I. We learned on that, that Dylan showed me on conspiracy Social Club. It's like Solomon started worshiping two little G gods, Moloch and Reman. And then you hear R fan and then you hear all the kooks that they call them saying the stars. David is Reman. And you're like, damn, dude. That lines up.

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Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (64:52)

Well, that's a really ancient symbol. I mean the symbol on the blue and white flag, it's basically man and woman. The upward triangle is penis and the downward triangle is vagina and you put them together and that's the sex magic. So that is super ancient.

Sam Tripoli (65:06)

Yeah, it's so crazy.

Jay Dyer (65:08)

I like how like basic human beings back in the ancient world, like when they saw shapes, it's just pee pee poo poopoo.

Sam Tripoli (65:15)

It's exactly what you're saying. You know, one of the funniest jokes Joe Rogan used to do back in the day is how, like, the ancients thought that rain was just God orgasm. That's fall like giant bukkakes everywhere. Dude, it's, like, so crazy to me.

Johnny Woodard (65:34)

And that's why they would say that shrooms were magical, because when Jesus would not. And then. Then all of a sudden, there's shrooms

Guest Comedian (65:41)

there, and then you would eat them.

Johnny Woodard (65:42)

And they were like, yo, this is.

Sam Tripoli (65:44)

Sorry, we've lost everybody. We've lost everybody on the show.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (65:49)

Well, one of the very first idols was just a stick in the ground as a phallus, like an upright.

Jay Dyer (65:55)

It's everybody from. It's like middle school. It's just like, dude. And then the whole world has changed, right? The whole world pivots on a dick dug from, like, 2000 BC.

Sam Tripoli (66:06)

Dude, that is so true. Dude, that is so true. It's so crazy how, like, no, we can get all the bells and whistles, but we're just monkeys. It's so crazy.

Jay Dyer (66:19)

That's the theme of Rogan's podcast, and it really. Yeah, Monkey.

Sam Tripoli (66:22)

Yeah, yeah. But back. Back to that. Like, so Trump is like, we. Who knew they were going to do this? Who knew? I mean, I'm like, bro, why are you saying that out loud? Why you say, like, dude, like, one of the greatest, like, demoralizations and devaluing of the presidency is that. To me, that. That speech. I'm sorry. Like, you know, like, I've said some. There's things that you brought up earlier, things that Trump has done, defunding the. The who. The funding of wanting to. Getting out of the Paris climate. Yeah, all that stuff, which is very globalist, dude. You know, but, man, that is a low point. But going back to that, like, is that. Does that mean something? Like the fact that Iran is just, like, hitting all of our allies now? The new talk is that we only have. And this is the craziest shit to me, we only have a week's worth of missiles left. That's what they're saying. We only have a week's worth of missiles left to defend our allies. And that's what Ryan Dawson came on said he gave it five days, but it's looking like it's more like two weeks.

Jay Dyer (67:37)

Well, I mean, in. In warfare, usually you don't publicly have out there what you actually have, so I would assume that that's probably not the case. I'm sure the US has stockpiles and things that they don't have out there. And a lot of times that can also be a strategy to let the opponent think that you're weaker than you actually are and then you hit them hardcore with other stuff. So I. I don't know about all that, but they run out.

Johnny Woodard (68:01)

They got to use the nukes, right? Pretty much. Is what you're. What's.

Sam Tripoli (68:04)

What I'm. Nukes aren't real, guy. I'm sorry. I know it just made the room weird, but I feel like Israel would already use them. They're getting pounded so badly right now. What are they holding on to them for? What?

Jay Dyer (68:18)

What? What?

Sam Tripoli (68:19)

What? I mean, Tel Aviv is getting flattened like Gaza. Why are you holding on to these nukes?

Guest Comedian (68:24)

Is it. It is.

Sam Tripoli (68:26)

I mean, dude, they don't want any of this.

Guest Comedian (68:28)

I mean, I just don't know.

Sam Tripoli (68:33)

It's like why even have the conversation if everything is. But really, I mean, it's just questioning you, but it literally go nowhere. That's literally what we're getting.

Guest Comedian (68:44)

I was just asking, do you think. Are you com. Are you confident in that assessment is my question.

Sam Tripoli (68:48)

Do I think Israel is getting rocked right now? 100%. You do. I think every building in. In Tel Aviv is bad right now. No. Is it down? No. Have they done the Tel Aviv. What they've done to Gaza? No. I mean, I said that, but it was just more of. Just a description. Not necessarily literally, but are they getting hit right now? 100%. All right, well, this is. Thanks for coming on the last episode of Tim.

Guest Comedian (69:18)

Thanks so much.

Sam Tripoli (69:20)

It was a great run. Sorry the people who bought the thousandth episode, but we didn't make it there, unfortunately. Because why even talk about anything that

Jay Dyer (69:29)

AI has made everyone forever a perpetual skeptic.

Sam Tripoli (69:32)

Yeah, everything. I mean, it's just. It's just. It's not even worth it anymore.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (69:35)

That's why I will make you question reality more and more as it progress.

Jay Dyer (69:40)

Everything is.

Sam Tripoli (69:41)

That's good. But if every. Every discussion is met. Well, how do you know that then? It's like, why are we having the conversation?

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (69:48)

Well, now kids will Google everything you say or ask Rock and sometimes Grock is wrong.

Jay Dyer (69:54)

People are a lot.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (69:55)

The kids are like, how do you know that? Get on. And I don't know how you're a

Johnny Woodard (70:00)

teacher in school when without. With them not rocking you on everything.

Sam Tripoli (70:04)

You're wrong. You're on.

Johnny Woodard (70:05)

This is the wrong day.

Sam Tripoli (70:06)

The scary thing is that we are now going to have people getting their. Their. Their medical doctrine that just used chat GPT the whole time.

Guest Comedian (70:17)

Such A nightmare, dude.

Jay Dyer (70:18)

I went to the doctor and I watched what the doctor went over to the computer to do. And he was like, over there chatting on GPT, asking ChatGPT question.

Guest Comedian (70:26)

The doctor.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (70:27)

That's just like, idiotic.

Sam Tripoli (70:28)

I'm like, why am I paying you? I could just do this at home.

Jay Dyer (70:30)

Yeah, exactly.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (70:31)

He's like, you talk like, give me the scalpel.

Sam Tripoli (70:34)

Just start digging it out.

Jay Dyer (70:37)

No, that's an idiocracy, right?

Sam Tripoli (70:38)

When.

Jay Dyer (70:38)

When he goes to the doctor and the. And the robot just tells him what?

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (70:42)

No, the doctor comes in, he's like, you talk like a. And your shit's all.

Sam Tripoli (70:48)

That's the doctor.

Johnny Woodard (70:56)

Could they make a part two of that somehow?

Sam Tripoli (70:58)

Yeah, like they should. They would never let that. Well, I mean, yeah.

Jay Dyer (71:02)

How'd that even get made at the time? That's true.

Sam Tripoli (71:04)

Well, you remember they put it in the movie theater for one day and buried it.

Jay Dyer (71:07)

Oh, really?

Sam Tripoli (71:07)

Yeah.

Guest Comedian (71:08)

Was it. Oh, it got moved out, huh? I don't remember that.

Sam Tripoli (71:10)

They got it in. They're like, contractually, we gotta do this. Pull it right out.

Guest Comedian (71:14)

Mike Judge was just so big at the time, he could kind of get made what he wanted to, I think.

Sam Tripoli (71:18)

Yeah, but there's like, so much of that movie just is playing out right now. When Jake Paul, who I don't hate Jake Paul. I actually. I actually go, man, good for you. On what you built. You and your brother. That's so impressive. Good for you. But he's interviewing him with, like, tattoos all over here. And it's just like it. We played it, right, Johnny? I'm broken. Sim. We played it like. Like when they asked Britney Spears, should we go in Iraq? Iraq? She's like, yeah, man, I think we should do it.

Jay Dyer (71:50)

What are we doing?

Sam Tripoli (71:51)

What are we doing right? Right now?

Jay Dyer (71:54)

Dude, everybody's forgotten that clip of Britney Spears. Speaking of her back, remember when Barbara Walters interviews her in like 2002 or 3? It's a classic conspiracy clip and she starts switching into alternate personalities. Do you remember that?

Guest Comedian (72:05)

No.

Jay Dyer (72:06)

She suddenly turns into, like.

Sam Tripoli (72:08)

She will just hold the computer there more. It's just there to warm your nuts up. Right? It's not there to actually look up

Johnny Woodard (72:14)

anything unless getting cancer.

Guest Comedian (72:15)

People were really worried about actually nuts. By the way, he does have a, like a RF blocking.

Sam Tripoli (72:21)

Yeah, but he doesn't use it.

Johnny Woodard (72:22)

Not today.

Sam Tripoli (72:23)

Because he just doesn't want to have kids.

Johnny Woodard (72:25)

Britney Spears.

Sam Tripoli (72:25)

Where?

Jay Dyer (72:26)

Britney. I think it's Barbara Walters.

Sam Tripoli (72:29)

It's so.

Jay Dyer (72:30)

It's like where she switches into different personality. She goes into a child Alter she starts giggling and acting like a kid in the middle of this weird interview.

Sam Tripoli (72:37)

And, like, Britney Spears is the greatest example of, like, how society is so dumb and they just instantly think they know everything based on some snapshot picture or something. And they're like, free Britney. You're like, yeah. And then she gets out and she's just like, dancing with knives. Yeah. And you're like, well, maybe your dad knew what. Knew what he was doing. Maybe he's like, dude, you don't want this chick out. She is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs right now. And maybe him and his. He and his. And Britney's mom had something to do with it. Putting her through this meat grinder. Right. But she seems a little bit crazy.

Johnny Woodard (73:20)

Do you know which one it is? There's like a. Partners.

Jay Dyer (73:22)

Well, there used to be a viral clip of when she turns into the kid.

Sam Tripoli (73:26)

Just put in Britney Spears personality switching. Barbara Walters.

Jay Dyer (73:30)

Yeah. Or MK Ultra Britney Spears. Something like that will probably come up.

Sam Tripoli (73:34)

But again, it's like, everyone's an expert instantly.

Jay Dyer (73:38)

Well, yeah. And AI is making everybody think that they're. It's even worse, like.

Guest Comedian (73:42)

Yeah.

Jay Dyer (73:42)

Because it's a deity that you ask and it tells you.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (73:45)

And if they're not an expert, their favorite podcaster is their expert.

Sam Tripoli (73:50)

Yeah.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (73:50)

That they go to for every thing to think about.

Sam Tripoli (73:53)

Yep. Yep. I mean, it's gotten to the point where it's like. And they've infiltrated the. The podcast world. Like, there's some spooks, man.

Jay Dyer (74:06)

Dude, there's like, every CIA dude has a podcast.

Sam Tripoli (74:10)

Like, it's like, crazy to me.

Jay Dyer (74:11)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (74:12)

And then you guys remember that story where they're like, all these ex CIA agents are running for Democratic offices. And then we have that woman in Virginia who's just absolutely crazy.

Jay Dyer (74:22)

This looks like it. This looks like it. Yeah.

Guest Comedian (74:25)

You'll have to remember. You'll have to share it, actually. Yeah.

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Hopefully info mentoring.com doesn't those bastards.

Guest Comedian (75:37)

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Jay Dyer (75:42)

All right, you guys ready?

Guest Comedian (75:46)

Spasm of publicity about what happened in

Sam Tripoli (75:50)

from Mexico to London was pretty rough. Yeah.

Guest Comedian (75:59)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (75:59)

It's kind of weird.

Jay Dyer (76:01)

Weird.

Guest Comedian (76:02)

Hello.

Sam Tripoli (76:05)

Oh, my goodness. Hello.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (76:08)

Ew.

Jay Dyer (76:08)

Strong Brittany.

Guest Comedian (76:12)

Yeah, it was weird.

Sam Tripoli (76:13)

Ooh, ooh.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (76:17)

Ew.

Jay Dyer (76:17)

I'm embarrassed.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (76:18)

Can we.

Jay Dyer (76:22)

I'm in the. What? She references something about a time when she was in Mexico and somewhere else, and that caused her to, like, flip into this weird.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (76:37)

Anna Nicole Smith did the same thing.

Jay Dyer (76:38)

Yeah. And Nicole Smith had the exact same

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (76:40)

figures where she would start talking like a baby.

Jay Dyer (76:42)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (76:44)

It's so strange. Dude, it's dark.

Johnny Woodard (76:46)

She just got a dui, too.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (76:49)

Yeah. They were like, they arrested Brittany before they arrested anybody from the Epstein father.

Sam Tripoli (76:52)

Yeah.

Jay Dyer (76:53)

When you were in the video, when you saw the cooch, were you around her and did you observe, like, any odd behaviors or did she seem totally normal?

Sam Tripoli (77:02)

I remember there was a time where she was just standing by herself in this giant room, and everybody was working on getting this shot ready. And I was just watching her, and I was just like, she is the most famous person in the world, and there's nobody more lonely than she is. I just felt just sadness for her. Like, she was so lonely, and she'd just gotten through her boyfriend who was drugging her all the time. And I just felt for. Dude, I go and, you know, whatever anyone wants to say. Like, that video that Dana made saved her career. It was the first time she won video of the year because she just had that disastrous dancing thing on mtv. And everyone was like, like, what the. And I always say, britney Spears is the female version of Mike Tyson. Where, like, they were so big culturally and on one side of the gender m female. She was so important to them. Mike Tyson was so important to the male gender. And, like, when they crash, it was like people were just like, oh, what is going on? And, like, everyone's like, get back up there. And they. They Came emotionally invested in them coming back and at least getting to a certain level where we're like, okay, you're, you're calm down. And obviously Mike has had. Mike has seemed to be able to stabilize himself a little bit more. He still has moments of manic and crazy. And Russell Peters has a crazy story about Mike Tyson and having to deal with him. And it got really scary. But, you know, it's just like they were just so big culturally and the shit they had to go through in the fucking. And you know, it's like, watch what you wish for. Like, I've had a lot of friends become famous and they are crazy. Dude, fame is crazy. Especially this fame that is today is not the fame of. Of Frank Sinatra. Don Rickles made one joke about him being in the mob and he sent people down to beat the shit out of him. How would Frank Sinatra handle the comment section?

Guest Comedian (79:09)

You can't turn it off today. You know, it used to be you could go get up in the hills and close your gate and you were. Yeah, it was. You could just hang out with a few celebrities. You know what I mean? You could have like a circle of friends that was you trusted from back in the day and go be in your house. But now it comes, it finds you.

Sam Tripoli (79:25)

And it's also weird because, like, when I think of Clay Eastwood and Burt Reynolds and all these famous people when I was growing up, they just had a different vibe to them. Where you wanted to be them, them. I just feel like celebrities now. Nobody wants to.

Jay Dyer (79:40)

Nobody wants to be them. Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (79:41)

And it's almost like they're just kids who were pushed forward by famous parents and they fill void of happen. Have having to have celebrities, and they're just empty calorie celebrities. There's nowhere where you go, that guy worked his ass off and got to where he is.

Jay Dyer (79:57)

Well, it's the era of the influencer, which is essentially not a thing. Like, what are you, what do you do? Right. So it's not actually talent, creativity, typically. I mean, there's some that are. That are interesting and funny characters. I mean, obviously the. The Pauls are. Are fascinating dudes to have, you know, branched out into all of these things to build that. Build that empire that they built. But at the same time, it's like all of these other people, it's like, I mean, we were talking about this with supermodels, like even in the era of like supermodels in the 90s, right? You like, okay, they look good.

Sam Tripoli (80:28)

They were just the 1%, the 1%

Jay Dyer (80:31)

and now it's like, like fat chicks everywhere and everything. Every mannequin is a weird fat trans. It's like we're, we've gone insane and now, like, they just churn out just. It's just nihilism, basically. That makes sense.

Sam Tripoli (80:46)

No, I agree on that. I totally agree on that. And it's all been done on purpose. You know, Izzy Griffin's Come on. Talked about the. How they want to destroy our archetypes. It only takes 10 years. And we're well past that in this idea that, like, chicks can kick everybody's ass.

Jay Dyer (81:06)

Yes.

Sam Tripoli (81:07)

You know, I have a joke about, like, all I do is watch women beat up Albanian hitmen on. In movies. But my girlfriend cries when I tell her she can't tell a story. You know, it's like again, it's this. It's, it's, it's meant to, to just hurt everything. Yeah, yeah. It's. Everything is inverted on purpose. Like, you guys probably see this. Jamie, you probably noticed this as well. Like, the way women talk about children now is shocking to me. It's like 10 years ago, 20 years ago, if you had women talking about babies are, are parasites. They're, they're, they're, they're here to destroy my body and all this stuff. And what. And how men don't want to engage in sex anymore. Like, when I was 20, that's all I thought about all the time. Like my father, like his father. And like his father. Now it's like, I don't want anything to do with it. I don't want. Everything's about making money. And then when you listen to the elderly who are like on their way out and they ask them what's their biggest regret, they're always like, I work too much. And it's really about getting you to buy into this thing long enough that you can't come back from it.

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Sam Tripoli (83:18)

Right. Women get past their. Their age of fertility. Men are so deep into their. Their jobs and then they get fired from their jobs and now their whole identity is gone. Or there's no jobs at all.

Johnny Woodard (83:31)

Like, have you seen her new post?

Sam Tripoli (83:33)

No. What is it? Do you got to turn up the sound?

Guest Comedian (83:41)

Did you share?

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (83:42)

I get to sleep to however late

Sam Tripoli (83:44)

I feel like it because I don't

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (83:45)

have any fucking children. And because I don't have kids, that

Sam Tripoli (83:48)

means I don't have to go anywhere today. I don't have to go to Disneyland,

Guest Comedian (83:51)

Legoland, Color Me Mine, Build a bear, Yogurt Land, the zoo.

Sam Tripoli (83:56)

I don't have to go to any of those places.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (83:58)

Not once. Not ever. Kids, they're not that great.

Sam Tripoli (84:09)

Don't buy my book.

Johnny Woodard (84:10)

It was just a statement of her.

Sam Tripoli (84:11)

So insane for her to say, I have to do that, when in reality you get to do that.

Johnny Woodard (84:18)

You want to do that.

Sam Tripoli (84:19)

Like watching your children have a wonderful time. Denial.

Guest Comedian (84:25)

She's in denial.

Jay Dyer (84:26)

It's insidious to inculcate that message, to deprive people of that. That super insidious.

Sam Tripoli (84:33)

And everyone knows she's full of. Everyone. Everyone goes. You're full of. And your job is that misery loves company.

Jay Dyer (84:43)

Yes.

Sam Tripoli (84:43)

And you want everyone to join you in your sad club. And I know so much about Chelsea Handler. Like, the things that she used to do on her show. She used to show up, show pictures of a gorilla and tell people that was Lonnie Love's family on set.

Guest Comedian (85:01)

That's crazy.

Sam Tripoli (85:03)

On set. She would do that.

Guest Comedian (85:06)

If you could prove that you just destroy her.

Sam Tripoli (85:08)

Like.

Guest Comedian (85:09)

No, what I'm saying is, like, if

Sam Tripoli (85:10)

that came out as a story, I hear something crazy. I tweeted it one time. I lost my Twitter.

Guest Comedian (85:15)

Really? I believe. Because that's. Dude. That if that was weaponized against her, I mean, she's over, like, instantly.

Jay Dyer (85:22)

Because that's not just you going against her. Like, that's a brand. That's money. That's. And they're like, shut him up.

Sam Tripoli (85:29)

Yep. And it's Just, you know, that's so funny. I mean just the thought of like that this mindset is if I'm a stay at home mom, I'm a slave. It's just you ask any guy, would you love to be able to stay home? Every guy that they'd be like, oh, that'd be so beautiful. Like every day I wake up, there's a new psyop. There's World War iii, there's global warming, there's nukes, there's aliens. But I just keep working, dude. I just, no matter what throws thrown at me, I still gotta go to work, I still gotta make money. Because seven people rely on me to make money. Or else they are, you know, bum fardo, dude, he's the dude.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (86:13)

Did you ever see that little clip of the guy trying to explain flat earth to his mom?

Sam Tripoli (86:19)

No.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (86:19)

Or something. And she goes, shut up. I don't care if it's flat, I'd still have to stay here and pay these bitch ass bills.

Sam Tripoli (86:26)

Yeah, that's how I feel. No matter what happens, if a new comes, I pray it lands on me.

Guest Comedian (86:34)

So funny.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (86:34)

Going back to your first point, I have a lot of more appreciation for normies now. Being kind of a schizo for 20 years, right? It's the normies that make the world go round. And when they ignore all of the, this stuff and they, you're like, you said, I have to go make the money and feed the children. And these mundane things actually are what support a, a society, thriving society.

Sam Tripoli (86:59)

Yes. I told, I, I talked to my friends in recovery that were have careers in offices. And I go, I know you guys think I'm kidding. The amount of respect I have for you guys for having to show up in this crazy culture war in an office where you just don't know where the landmines are. At any point, at any time, someone new comes into the office, changes the dynamics, you know, it's it. I have so much respect for that. I, I remember one time I was, you know, I have a couple things that are popping right now and you know, it's the first time I've been in a quasi corporate environment and I was talking to some friends, one's a guy, one's a girl, and we were, we're discussing trying to get funding. I go, yeah, there's going to be a bunch of Bill, I was on the call and I go man, there's gonna be a bunch of billionaires there, man. We gotta suck their dicks. And, and I go, oh my God, I just Said that on a. But I never had to do that before. And now I realize that like I have to be when I'm on these things, on these calls. I have to become an androgynous robot God. Yes. No. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yeah. Because you just never know when you're just gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person. And now it's a giant issue so that the people that deal with that daily, I swear to God, I, I respect the out of you. You know, you guys are content creators too. We traded in a 9 to 5 for 24 7.

Jay Dyer (88:30)

Yep.

Sam Tripoli (88:32)

There's, there is no. My dad.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (88:34)

Dad.

Sam Tripoli (88:35)

My dad went to work, came home. He had multiple jobs, but his main job was teaching. And when he came home, we left him the alone. My mom was working too. She had to do her thing. And I, my, my mom is the hardest worker I know. My dad worked really hard. I was blessed to have two hard working parents that taught me how the importance of hard work. But when my dad came home, left him the alone.

Guest Comedian (89:00)

My dad. You had to wait till you ate.

Sam Tripoli (89:02)

Yep. Don't bother him until you don't talk to dad. He worked all day. Give him a moment of silence. Let him be.

Guest Comedian (89:09)

You could talk to him. You would just regret it.

Sam Tripoli (89:12)

Yeah, yeah. Those days are done. And it's fine because I love my children, but it's like that's just the reality of the situation. And they had nine to fives, they had their weekends off, they did what they wanted to do, they chilled out, they kicked us out of the house. We went, played all day. It was a micromanaging of every moment because of these candy vans everywhere. And it was just a different way of operating. Not, it's not what's happening today. So I do have a lot of respect for those people that have to go into office, deal with a boss that has childhood trauma still and like you just do the wrong thing, reminds them of high school. Now you got problems, dog. Now you got problems. Right? So it's like, God bless you. That's all I gotta say about that, man. You know, it's crazy. So the Oscars ratings came in 17 million people, you know, which sounds like a big number to me. But they're talking about it's like a half of 10 years ago.

Guest Comedian (90:15)

Oh really?

Sam Tripoli (90:16)

And so is this a cultural thing or is it that the fact that Hollywood isn't putting out movies that inspire

Jay Dyer (90:22)

us anymore, all of that. And when you talk to like Gen Z, Gen Alpha, do they don't know who the Beatles are they don't know what any of this is. They don't know who Elvis. Like you go to Vegas and I remember it used to be you would see Elvis dudes. It's a giant mall. There's no Elvis's. There's not even strip clubs. It's a mall. So like, everything is becoming monoculture. It's all becoming the one, the same type of thing. And like all of these people, they're just becoming essentially the same type of influencer pushing products with the same sort of like globo monoculture ideas. So everything's becoming like homogenized. And that's basically the same for stories, for narratives, for Hollywood, for career, for anything to do with the arts. Again, I think people are going to thirst for something like that's not homogenized. And AI is essentially a homogenization tool because it's just pulling from all of the, you know, like general searches. Right. So if you ask a question, it's going to collate together all this general information. But I mean, that's anything. Again, I think anything that's not homogenized is going to stand out if it's authentic.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (91:33)

Also, I think people's attention spans are getting a lot less and less. Like if I sit through a feature film, I feel like I've accomplished something without pausing it or reading or looking at your phone. Yeah, so. So a lot of people, it's their phone in their hand, their laptop right here and the TV on. So they're not even paying attention to.

Sam Tripoli (91:50)

I see it in comedy right now. It's like people just want you to talk to them. Like they're. The, the structure of a joke is dying. And it's just, hey, talk to me. I did a show, a buddy of mine named angel came to my show. And it always gets weird when there's people in the audience I like, okay, there's. They got to put on a show for them. And it was just this awful crowd. And every comic by the end of their Seth going, you guys suck. So I go up and it's. And I'm trying to do these new jokes and trying to do all this, and I'm getting nothing. And then the minute I start laying into these, they start laughing their asses off. I mean, huge explosion laughs of me just laying into each one of these people. And it all comes. Comes from these, these crowd work clips now. And you know, it's. It's really like there's three kinds of comics. There's pop comics, there's talkers, and they're outlaws. And the pop comics are. Are just dominating right now. You know, again, 15, 20 years ago, they'd all be corporate acts having to do corporate gigs, not being able to play the comedy clubs because just nobody thought what they were doing. It's. It. Let me just say this. It's not that they're not funny. It's just there's. There's no risk. There's nothing provocative. You know, for a long time, art was meant to be, to provoke in a response. And now it's meant to just kind of, you know, pacify you.

Guest Comedian (93:24)

You know, it's that even art at

Sam Tripoli (93:26)

that point, I don't. I mean, do you think all this crowd work is art?

Guest Comedian (93:29)

No.

Sam Tripoli (93:30)

I mean, for every Ian bag, that's great. I mean, there's just people just go going, hey, where'd you guys meet? You guys met at a bar mitzvah. What the.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (93:40)

Who's that guy with the auto tune that goes into the. Yeah, that's an easy gig, huh?

Sam Tripoli (93:44)

Yeah, but you know, there's a lot of people get mad at that dude. I'm not mad at him because he figured it out. You know, it's like if you can get crowd, God bless you. It's just not the stand up that I grew up with. And maybe that's boomer. I don't know, man. But. But again, the art isn't. We are in our idiocracy phase of stand up comedy right now.

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Jay Dyer (95:06)

So we've been on this long journey here to Mordor from Tennessee and driving. Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (95:13)

How was that?

Jay Dyer (95:15)

Well, it's better than flying in the tsa.

Sam Tripoli (95:18)

I would love. I've never driven cross country. It's one of the things her.

Jay Dyer (95:22)

We drive out her every time.

Sam Tripoli (95:23)

So I would love that.

Guest Comedian (95:24)

Did you rent a car? You drive your car?

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (95:26)

No.

Jay Dyer (95:26)

You drive Mama's Prius.

Guest Comedian (95:29)

Okay.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (95:30)

My car has personality status now. It's like a kit or something because it saved us from so much things.

Sam Tripoli (95:35)

No, I love it.

Guest Comedian (95:36)

I killed my car driving out here. Just killed it.

Sam Tripoli (95:39)

Sacrifice itself so you can get to Hollywood.

Guest Comedian (95:41)

I had a shitty Hyundai, but it was relatively new and it just. It never recovered from the. Well, drive to la.

Johnny Woodard (95:48)

So.

Sam Tripoli (95:48)

So we. We.

Jay Dyer (95:49)

We were with Kurt Metzger. We hanging out, hung out.

Sam Tripoli (95:52)

I love him.

Jay Dyer (95:52)

We hung out with all these.

Sam Tripoli (95:53)

Wild one, huh?

Jay Dyer (95:54)

Dude. Like, this is the second time we've done a podcast. And it's like, I told him, I was like, kurt, this is schizophrenia at 100 miles an hour on acid. And I'm like, I don't know, like, because you start answering the question, and he's like, three subjects other removed from that.

Sam Tripoli (96:11)

He's got super computer brain.

Jay Dyer (96:12)

Yeah, it's crazy.

Sam Tripoli (96:13)

He's got super computer. We do a premium content content show together.

Jay Dyer (96:17)

Oh, dear.

Sam Tripoli (96:17)

And it's just. I miss flavor. Flavor on that. Yeah, yeah. Feel it, Feel it. Come on now. Come on. You know, like, that's my job.

Jay Dyer (96:26)

You're Little John to the rappers. Like, just one word.

Sam Tripoli (96:29)

Yeah, yeah.

Jay Dyer (96:31)

We were in Vegas and I was doing a podcast, and I hear all this noise and I go, look out the balcony. And it's. Little John has a residency in Vegas. And they're all. Everybody's down there partying, and it's like, that's so funny. Little John is still just doing what it's like 20 years of that. That dude cracked the code.

Sam Tripoli (96:49)

Little John sounds like he fell in a hole and he's cr. He's screaming for help. What? Yay.

Jay Dyer (96:58)

Okay.

Sam Tripoli (96:58)

You're like, are you okay down there?

Jay Dyer (97:00)

Okay, y. But do 20 years of that. Like, that did crack the code. So. Yeah, but what we're.

Sam Tripoli (97:06)

All the.

Jay Dyer (97:07)

All the comedians said what you just said. They said. Because Jamie Kennedy was talking about it. His guy Kyle was talking about. They're like, every time we go somewhere, you know, we have these, like, jokes, and then the people want you to just go mad on the crowd. They just Want you to riff on them.

Sam Tripoli (97:24)

Yeah.

Jay Dyer (97:24)

And he's like. So I had to start doing that, which I'm not used to doing. That's what Kyle was saying. And they said that was the only thing that resonated was like ripping on the crowd.

Guest Comedian (97:31)

It's the roast thing too. That roast culture kind of.

Jay Dyer (97:34)

Exactly.

Guest Comedian (97:35)

Yeah, yeah.

Jay Dyer (97:35)

And the debate culture.

Guest Comedian (97:37)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (97:37)

But it also fits into like why live streams do better than recorded episodes. Because they are part of the show. When we, they love when you show their, their comment. It's like it's. And God bless them, without them we wouldn't have anything. So I, I, and you know, Johnny, I'll show every comment. Dude, stop showing the comments. I'm like, I love that.

Johnny Woodard (97:57)

So there's premium and then you go live so you can pre record and then kind of show like it's live. It's premium. But people live. Is this live live. And they'll figure it, it's not live and they don't like it.

Jay Dyer (98:06)

They want to post a premiere. It's like, they'll be like, it's just live. This.

Johnny Woodard (98:11)

Yeah, they say this.

Jay Dyer (98:13)

We did a six hour live stream on episode.

Sam Tripoli (98:16)

Oh my God. How'd you do that?

Jay Dyer (98:18)

Oh, we did it all the time. We did a six hour live stream on Epstein. 70, 000 views for six hours of content when I was covering Epstein. So like, I guess we chose the right thing by doing everything live. Because I mean, I remember I, I had a phase where I was trying to do really high quality edited videos and paying somebody to do that kind of stuff.

Guest Comedian (98:39)

We tried that.

Jay Dyer (98:40)

What's the point? Like you do a live stream and it's like you make five times that

Johnny Woodard (98:44)

and they super chat in there. They'll throw you money, they'll ask you questions.

Sam Tripoli (98:47)

When I was young, Ar Shafir once Ar Shafir has just dropped. So make so much gold on me. Which is weird because he's Jewish. You think he'd want to keep it. But he, he, he would say something just like resonate with me. And one thing he said to me was this is really early in, in our journey in comedy. He's like, Sam, you're trying to work up here and everybody else is working here.

Guest Comedian (99:14)

Was he mean? Did he mean energy?

Jay Dyer (99:15)

What did I mean?

Sam Tripoli (99:17)

Like my comedy. Like I was always like, I wanted every bit to be a closer.

Guest Comedian (99:23)

Gotcha.

Sam Tripoli (99:24)

Yeah. It could close a show, it would be that. And that's what would make the rotation and everyone else is trying to do, you know, I'm I'm making stew.

Guest Comedian (99:33)

Man, you're exhausting.

Jay Dyer (99:35)

Dude.

Sam Tripoli (99:36)

You put some carrots in there. And I'm like, oh, that's not real. And you're like, I used to call it. I love ice cream comedy.

Johnny Woodard (99:44)

You know, Sam, that happened to me this weekend. So I did that show with Bakersfield with you, and I did my set and then I went to go do Nitty's show at the belly room with 30 people, tried that same set. And everyone else did. Just did way better than me. And I was like, they're not even writing anything. And that's what they said.

Sam Tripoli (99:59)

Just do that.

Johnny Woodard (100:00)

Just go up there and talk to these people and you'll do way better.

Sam Tripoli (100:02)

That's all they want is just like. Because, you know, it also comes in the fact that we live in this time right now that everything. There's so much information and so much of is dark that they want to escape from that and they just want to turn their brains off. When Bill Hicks and George Carlin were roaming the earth Earth, they got the news. One hour was national news, one hour was local news, and then the newspaper, and that was the end of it. So they were still hungry for like something now they just want to forget.

Guest Comedian (100:33)

That's such a good point. Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (100:34)

You know, and you have to remember that. So it's like if you're gonna do a. A bit. A top, a really smart bit, you got to figure out a way to make it easily digestible so that it just doesn't trigger them into. The world is burning.

Jay Dyer (100:51)

I had a question because I asked Jamie Kennedy this because he said something very similar to what you said when you go out there and let's say. Let's say you're at some place where you see a crowd. Because I remember one of the. One of the funniest things that we've ever seen live was when you took us to the Comedy Store and you were up there and all this weird group of people comes in and like you're doing your normal set and then all these weird ass Canadians poured in and you're. And they weren't really laughing. They're like, where the are you guys from? They're like, like, oh, yeah, we're Canadian. You know. And then so you just busted on Canadians for 20 minutes straight. It was super funny. We were in the back crying, laughing, and the Canadians are all just like, there's Stone Face. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. And it's like. But so I'm wondering like, how Much because I know you. A lot of comedians see crowd work as kind of like a tear down, but like that ended up salt making the, the whole thing hilarious. So what I'm asking is like, when you go in and you want to practice, you're doing your set that you've been writing, and then you realize like, this is a bunch of boomers. There's a bunch of people who don't. They're not into. What I'm saying, like, is that I

Sam Tripoli (101:53)

don't think boomers are always bad at crowds. I just want to say that they depends on the, the generation or the.

Jay Dyer (101:59)

What about the venue? Is it like, does the venue matter at all? Like, like if you're at. If you were asked to come, I don't know, to like a, A Midwest Bible belt comedy club. And you see that it's like a bunch of like, like, you know, Gen X and boomers. Would you alter what you're doing as opposed to like a heavy college crowd, Like a college age crowd?

Sam Tripoli (102:19)

Yeah, I mean, that's. Yeah, you gotta read the room. What's the room? You know, it's like you go up there with like, here's my plan. I never have a set set.

Jay Dyer (102:27)

You don't?

Sam Tripoli (102:28)

Like, when I, like, I have chunks and I'll do them in chunks and then I'll be like, what is this crowd? How do I always start? I try to start as simple as possible. My, my whole thing is like the hardest part of my act has always been since day one, the first five minutes. Because I don't walk up with a funny look that they know exactly what I'm gonna talk about. Like, I could tell you what people are going to talk about most of the time as they're walking to the stage. This guy's gonna talk about being Mexican, gonna talk about being gay. She's gonna talk about being a, you know, like all this. It's like, I call it demographic mascots. And they're very big right now. They're just mascots for their group. So I have to. Psychologically, my style of comedy is, I call it gator roll, right? Which is that I start off very simple with them. If I can get a good fart joke or a poop joke or something like that, just real simple, get a credibility with them, not challenge them too much. And then I slowly start to drag them down into the dark, dark waters. And then I, you know, you know, that's how I do it. And sometimes they have the best time and then at the end they realize what they laughed at and they get pissed at me and they'll just walk right by me angry as. Because I made them laugh at special needs people, you know, so it's a. You know, when you're doing stand up, you're literally learning how to be a Jedi. You're learning mind tricks. And the best. Had the best mind tricks at it. And they learn how to play the game and how to do psychological warfare. That's what stand up is.

Jay Dyer (104:02)

It's like psyops.

Sam Tripoli (104:03)

It's in a weird way, you're just, you're doing mind tricks on people and you have. Everyone's different.

Jay Dyer (104:10)

You should go on stage, read a bunch of equations, take the microphone, put it near your butt, you rip apart, read some more equations, rip apart and then just do that.

Sam Tripoli (104:22)

See if you can do that.

Jay Dyer (104:23)

And then like, do they respond to the occasion?

Sam Tripoli (104:25)

Yeah, but it was wild. Back in the day, comedy was so different.

Jay Dyer (104:30)

What I was going to ask you about that was like, so do you notice a difference in the crowds, like with the receptions? Like, so like say 10 years ago, 15 years ago, if you wrote a really kind of high IQ kind of. You have to think through the nuance and the, you know, wordplay of the joke versus like, is the crowd reception on average, like, dumber. Do you, do you think people are not getting the.

Sam Tripoli (104:52)

In LA? Yes. LA. LA is stuck in 2021 Covid, where everything. Everyone's sensitive about words. Yeah, there's still like, LA is. I hear, I hear this about New York too. But these epicenters of progressivism are still stuck in the rules of comedy. But it used to be you do your edgy in LA and then you go down the road and you dumb it down. Oh, it's the exact opposite now. You do that. You do your. You have to. I edit on the go in la. I like, I pull chunks. I'm like, they can't take this. They can't take this. They can't take this.

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Sam Tripoli (106:32)

On the road, you just tee the fuck off. Because the Internet has gotten everybody the same information. And on the road, like Texas, Florida, you can do whatever the you want. People love that. Pockets of, of blue cities. And Johnny says, and I agree with him, almost every city is a blue city, every major city. But there's levels to it, dude. Like Austin, like people, you know, New York City just shits on Austin because that's what New York City does. They're the, they're the greatest comedy scene on planet Earth because there's just so many clubs, clubs and there's so many comics. No one can compete with that. Austin's great. It's like Children of the Corn right now, where it's all just young people trying to figure out the rules, you know. But Austin is this wonderful blend of conservative and progressive and they've agreed to live together, right? And you still have some progressives popping off and they get angry at jokes and. But for the most part everyone's like, yeah, just be funny in la. It's not that. And it's not always the people of la. Some people fly here and they come with that bullshit and they just kind of assimilate into this thing. LA no longer pushes culture. Louisiana used to push culture like New York was, had all the culture, but LA would magnify it. So everybody saw it. Those days are done. And that's why it's imploding on itself. And it needs to implode on itself and then regrow. Because what these execs have all learned is what people want to watch. But the middle is rot and it's all progressive woke dog shit that needs to go. And the only way to do it is to implode it. So they all get pushed out and then rebuild it again. So it's more outlaw, it's more pushing of culture that, that people need to see. Everyone's like, we gotta save la. No, we gotta let la. They go through it.

Jay Dyer (108:28)

Yes.

Sam Tripoli (108:29)

And so because you got to get rid of all these people. These people bring their. Their beliefs and put it onto their art. You need to get back to wanting to entertain people and not program people. And if even in the back they were programming people, but they did it through art, they did it in a way that it was more art. And then you got a message out, not get the message out. And art is second. That's my opinion. And that's why LA is suffering right now. Because there's nothing about it that the average man can relate to. They were forever. They were just pushing art for San Francisco, Louisiana and New York and they just ignored the middle. Now I have a friend of mine who works in production. She's like, we're getting orders for conservative entertainment now we need to get them back. Right. And it's just like you just. You just don't. Everything doesn't have to be an interracial couple. I don't care if you're interracial. I don't give a. It's just everything doesn't have to be black guy, white chick every time. Chick kicking everybody's ass every time. Gay guy for no reason every time. It just doesn't mean anything. Doesn't mean there can't be gay characters. You can totally have gay characters. Nobody's gonna really give a shit. But when it's everywhere all the time and like, you know, where was I watching? I was. You know, it's like you're just. Oh, you're just watching like kids show and they have like lesbian parents and I have friends who are lesbian parents. Good for you. But like that's. That's advanced algebra. We're teaching one, two, threes ABCs. Let's just teach kids. Let them grow up. And if they're. If, if they turn out to how they turn out, let them turn out.

Jay Dyer (110:10)

Well, this is all, all inverted though. On purpose.

Sam Tripoli (110:13)

Yeah. 100 cultural Marxism.

Jay Dyer (110:15)

Exactly. The program is in the culture.

Sam Tripoli (110:17)

And they'll ask when they need to

Johnny Woodard (110:18)

ask, why does she have two moms? And then you try to explain it, but you'll notice when she notices it because not. She'll be like, oh, she has two moms.

Sam Tripoli (110:26)

Why they have to be a lesbian parents? Why? Why? Why is that important?

Jay Dyer (110:30)

Well, is this a Disney thing, Jamie?

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (110:33)

Well, that did come out a couple years ago. Remember they had that leaked that woman

Jay Dyer (110:37)

on the Disney zoom.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (110:38)

Disney execs saying we are purposefully putting

Jay Dyer (110:42)

push this on kids more.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (110:44)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (110:44)

And the. For the purpose we all. For the purpose of what?

Jay Dyer (110:48)

Which is to everything up.

Sam Tripoli (110:51)

Yep.

Jay Dyer (110:52)

Make sure. That kids can't pair bond when they grow up. Grow up and reproduce.

Sam Tripoli (110:56)

So you guys see I'm not going to keep you guys much longer because I know you guys got a lot of to do. But you know, you see the AT&T girl who's made $4 million. I'm not saying it's only from commercials, but she did a lot of commercials. She made a lot of money. She's very well endowed. Right. And she's now like, only fans is freedom. Only fans is like pushing back against our culture. Says women shouldn't show their bodies and everything. And I just want to ask her, like, where are you from? Like, like what year are you from? Because that's not 2026. And what you're doing is you're. You're saying you should do porn, but you're not looking at what happens when people do porn and like again, her.

Johnny Woodard (111:40)

Is that who you're talking about?

Sam Tripoli (111:40)

Yeah.

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Jay Dyer (112:43)

Well, this is the inconsistency. I'll let you sit.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (112:46)

She's doing only fans now.

Sam Tripoli (112:48)

Well, she's doing the most mild version of it, which is like her and lingerie. Okay, but what she doesn't tell you that. She's just saying you should do porn because it's empowering. And I don't understand how that is empowering. It just.

Jay Dyer (113:04)

But at the same time, the feminists are saying that women are objectified. So it's like this is I was in college and I had classes by professors that were, you know, rabid feminists. And even in the midst of those classes, when they're trying to, you know, brainwash and inculcate this and everybody, they're like, like, well, you know, it's, it's hard to figure out like is female circumcision liberty and freedom or is that something that hurts women? Is doing porn liberating or is that objectifying women? And this is the obvious contradiction in these positions. Like you can't, you cannot make this radical left position make sense when it is built on constant contradictions. I just did a debate with that crazy leftist dude, Brian Shapiro. He says he's not leftist, but all of his positions are leftist. And like every two minutes it's like the whole two and a half hours of him, like he'd say one thing and then it's like a contradiction. Like a minute later. This whole worldview is intentionally mindfuck contradiction and it's intended to mess everyone up.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (114:02)

We just talked about this with Jamie Kennedy yesterday. He's like, why is a big age gap relationship predatory but 20 year old doing only fans empowering like you said. So that's why I think it's really important.

Sam Tripoli (114:14)

Real quick. Sorry and pin that thought. But it's also like a 50 year old man with a 20 year old woman, she's not developed her brain enough to understand what she's doing While simultaneously saying 11 year old should be able to get sex changes.

Jay Dyer (114:29)

Exactly. Insane.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (114:30)

So that's why it's really important. You know what he does like with pointing out fallacies in your worldview that are contradictory. And people have to sit with that and think about it if they can now and kind of rearrange their beliefs a little bit because they're contradicting themselves.

Sam Tripoli (114:48)

Do you think destiny has a humiliation kink?

Guest Comedian (114:54)

It's wrecked.

Sam Tripoli (114:55)

I mean, he's literally the glass Joe of debating. I've never ever seen the guy win a debate ever.

Jay Dyer (115:01)

That's because he's got meth. Tune in that glass ch.

Sam Tripoli (115:04)

You know, and it's just, it's, it's weird where he's like, yeah, I'm gonna look stupid, but I'm gonna make a ton of money off this. And maybe that's his thing. But it's just like everyone looks at him as this great debater and I've never seen him win, not once. Not he's like literally not oh in a billion. And he's like glass Joe.

Guest Comedian (115:24)

And you know me, like I'M a contrarian. I will get. I will say a guy if he wanted to debate, and I have not seen that guy win one.

Jay Dyer (115:31)

A lot of. I mean, a lot of this stuff is performative, like you said.

Guest Comedian (115:34)

Yeah.

Jay Dyer (115:35)

People. Just people taking on positions or for money, probably. I mean, I don't know who's behind destiny, but.

Sam Tripoli (115:42)

Well, the good news is that word on the street and the streets are talking that you're going to be on the next Word War debate. Hey, now, that's what people are talking about. Is there any truth to that?

Jay Dyer (115:52)

We. We, Stefan Molyneu, we're going to do a round two. He agreed to it. I agreed to it. I haven't heard back from them.

Sam Tripoli (115:58)

No, no, no. What's happening right now is. Everything is being finalized. So we wanted to do April, but it's now looking like more like May. So all the ducks are in line. We literally had to build this. You know, David Lugo, who's like the c. The. The commissioner, I guess he was like, we built a plane in the air and the first one popped off so hard. We'd love to get you to be a judge or moderator. Go down to the World War Contender series. We're doing our own March Madness and we're having 32 debaters in a. In a bracket to see who becomes the final two. And then they're going to debate on the main stage. So we got that going. Good looking people. And then there's me.

Jay Dyer (116:48)

So are you saying you need a right wing analyst?

Sam Tripoli (116:51)

We're good. No, no. Well, no, I mean, you. I'll work in.

Jay Dyer (116:54)

Are you saying a debate? Which one?

Guest Comedian (116:56)

No.

Sam Tripoli (116:56)

Oh, on. On the Word War debate, we're gonna have moderators and we would. I mean, you're probably busy, but if you ever have a moment.

Jay Dyer (117:03)

You mean this one? Like the spot or something?

Sam Tripoli (117:05)

No, go up to World War. The Contender series, dude. I'll get you in as an analyst too. On the. On the table. We could have a great discussion. We're gonna rotate them in.

Jay Dyer (117:15)

Okay. You had Gavin.

Sam Tripoli (117:17)

We had Gavin. Gavin was fun. He was a wild one.

Guest Comedian (117:21)

Excitable.

Sam Tripoli (117:22)

Excitable. Yelling that Pearl has a baby when she doesn't she has a child. And we're like, that was so fun. Should we fact check that or just let him go? He's cooking.

Johnny Woodard (117:34)

You know, she's more of a woman. Hilarious.

Guest Comedian (117:38)

Where did he get. Do you think he knew? He thought she had a child or he was just like.

Sam Tripoli (117:42)

I think he was just having a good.

Guest Comedian (117:43)

Yeah, I think so, too. Yeah. He didn't give it.

Sam Tripoli (117:45)

You know why. Why let the truth get in the way of good story?

Guest Comedian (117:48)

I agree. That's what we used to say in journalism is too good to check. Yeah, that used to be. You get a call, a tip or something. You just say this. Report it.

Sam Tripoli (117:55)

Just report it. Just report it. She has a baby.

Jay Dyer (117:59)

So, yeah, I would love to be involved at any level. But, like, so you're saying that in March, there's going to be the. Like, the brackets.

Sam Tripoli (118:05)

They're gonna. We have brackets, we have 32 guys, and then we have someone moderating the debate.

Jay Dyer (118:11)

Okay.

Sam Tripoli (118:11)

If we could ever use you, you'd love to do it. I know you're super busy, but we'll, you know, it's. I think it's gonna blow the up.

Jay Dyer (118:18)

And this is for not. Not for April May thing. No, separate.

Sam Tripoli (118:22)

So there's a word war debate. That's the main event. That's like our UFCs, our events.

Guest Comedian (118:27)

And that'll be remote. Right. The contenders thing.

Sam Tripoli (118:29)

Contender series will be on the Internet. Oh, I said. And we're very excited about it.

Guest Comedian (118:34)

Have you. Do you have that roster yet? How far complete is that?

Jay Dyer (118:37)

Is it?

Sam Tripoli (118:38)

Oh, yeah. Oh, we have all 32.

Guest Comedian (118:42)

Okay, cool.

Johnny Woodard (118:42)

Yeah, you can't apply anymore.

Guest Comedian (118:44)

That's exciting.

Sam Tripoli (118:45)

It is exciting.

Guest Comedian (118:46)

I like that.

Sam Tripoli (118:46)

And hopefully we'll have our William Hungs where they just are. So maybe we should hire William Hunt just as an entertainer.

Guest Comedian (118:59)

He should do your theme song, dude. He can get you a theme song. That would be great.

Sam Tripoli (119:02)

I must see the last hire William Hunks.

Johnny Woodard (119:05)

What's that thing where you ask people for their birthday Sammy's to have on a cameo. Does he have a cameo?

Sam Tripoli (119:09)

I bet you William has a camera. He should.

Guest Comedian (119:12)

Yeah, he must.

Sam Tripoli (119:13)

I got so excited about World War debate series. I'm like, let's go, bro. Let's go.

Jay Dyer (119:20)

If you can't get him, then the last mystery boss, the final boss, is an AI William Hung that you have to debate.

Sam Tripoli (119:28)

So, final question. We are in a crazy place right now, culturally, Whatever you think Twitter is. Okay, Twitter good, Twitter bad. There's some good, there's some bad. But it seems I tweeted this the other day. Twitter is like the 90s where you could just say whatever you wanted to say. And people had reactions to it, but it seemed to be like, you could say what you want. Let's go for it. We. We're now seeing. Oh, yeah, dude, you can get it. Sam, how much is he charging? Only $33.

Guest Comedian (120:04)

It's been a While since William Hung was.

Sam Tripoli (120:06)

I don't care.

Jay Dyer (120:07)

Dude.

Sam Tripoli (120:08)

That is gold, bro.

Guest Comedian (120:10)

Also you.

Sam Tripoli (120:10)

And there's only eight videos at this time.

Guest Comedian (120:14)

There's a lot more William Hung than there used to be.

Jay Dyer (120:16)

I want to book a business business lecture. Like, what is the business?

Johnny Woodard (120:19)

Oh, no, no, no.

Sam Tripoli (120:20)

There's two different.

Johnny Woodard (120:21)

They won't. If you use it to make money, they charge more.

Guest Comedian (120:24)

Oh, I see. Yeah.

Jay Dyer (120:25)

See, if you wanted to. It's not him telling me the, like, the ways.

Sam Tripoli (120:30)

How does he know the ways of business?

Guest Comedian (120:32)

Just get him to narrate the art of the deal.

Sam Tripoli (120:34)

So I get him to promote my business. It's $250. Yeah.

Johnny Woodard (120:38)

For him. For you to put. If it's a birthday, it's probably 33. But for you to say, can you tell him to go to the contender series? That's probably 250.

Jay Dyer (120:45)

He has a pep talk too. So if you feel like. Like this guy will pep talk you.

Guest Comedian (120:49)

Oh, let's hear that. Play the example. Can you share? Is it unshare?

Johnny Woodard (120:53)

Is it not playing?

Sam Tripoli (120:54)

I heard your hungover today.

Johnny Woodard (120:57)

Give me a second.

Guest Comedian (120:57)

Did he. I heard your hungover today.

Jay Dyer (120:59)

Your William hungover today.

Guest Comedian (121:01)

Real opportunity.

Sam Tripoli (121:03)

Well, you know, at one point he had made more money than anybody else on American Idol. No, I didn't know because at the time they didn't. They didn't. They didn't contract these guys that if, like if you didn't make it to the main one, you were. You could go. And then he blew up and they're like, we missed that money.

Guest Comedian (121:18)

Y. Oh, and oak. So he made his. He made an independent deal that was favorable to him. I got you.

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Sam Tripoli (122:25)

So, so the question to you too is this. Do you think we're entering a place culturally where old taboos are. I'm not talking sexual taboos or anything like that. I'm just talking cultural taboos of like, you can't criticize certain groups is dying. And if you think it is dying, is that a good thing?

Jay Dyer (122:53)

Well, I think last time we were on, we were talking about this and we were talking because I just had Leonardo on my podcast and we were talking about all kinds of crazy stuff. And then I came on with you and we were talking about how the comedians move the overton window back. You guys are the tip of the spear in terms of like free speech in the culture. And so you guys break the mold of what you're not able to talk about. And then that tends to kind of swing the over to window back, which is why they have to control comedy. They have to make sure that bingo gets shut down.

Sam Tripoli (123:26)

Comedians and content creators, the most censored group group because they can create art without bankers money and it moves over

Jay Dyer (123:33)

to window back away from the dystopian woke. So it is good that that is breaking. My only concern now is like, with this whole theme of this podcast ended up being like, now it's the algorithmic boss that's going to shadow, ban and push and make, as you said, everyone dumb. The tick tock infinite stuff is just intended. The slop is there to make everybody dumb. So, so how we navigate this, I don't know. Because our challenge is, you know, We've grown the YouTube channel pretty well. We've almost at 200k. Twitter is doing great. We're doing, you know, well there as well. But, but you, you're always against like this new AI algorithmic boss. And then the challenge of making high IQ content. I think we have high IQ content.

Sam Tripoli (124:21)

You guys are high iq. How do you trans high value male?

Jay Dyer (124:25)

How do you translate that to the tart audience? You know what I mean? Like, you gotta. Because like what you're saying with your crafting of your jokes, you're trying to do these high, high tier things and it's like, no, it's poop jokes, right? So how do you translate that? That's the challenge algorithm and that. And if you can break through that, which I think these types of shows do, and thanks to you comedian guys for swinging the original window back. You guys are actually the heroes. I think it'll get better.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (124:53)

I think the danger is vacillating to extremes. So a couple years ago you couldn't say anything but the J question. Right. But now you have this like rabid anti Semitism because more people are talking about the real issues of conspiracy in.

Jay Dyer (125:12)

So now Hitler's cool.

Sam Tripoli (125:14)

Right.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (125:14)

So we don't want to be censored, that we can't critique or point out injustices where they see them. But we also don't want to create rabid groups of people who attack other groups.

Jay Dyer (125:29)

They want the anti Semitism now as a justification to react.

Sam Tripoli (125:33)

Yes. Yeah. So I, I agree with what you're saying. I think there is an over correction going on. I think there were groups in the 80s that had this kind of force field put over them where you weren't allowed to criticize them from the outside. Jews, gays, blacks and women. And whatever October 7th it was, and whatever Twitter is, that seems to have changed. And you're right, there's going to be an overcorrection where it's going to get into Hitler was a good guy, you know, and he's a piece of shit. But I think that overcorrection will have a correction back to the norm. And the craziness that we've seen in progressivism that basically tells us not to believe our eyes, our ears are the wisdom of our experiences that will die. It will always be there. Everyone's like woke. It's trying to make a way back and could do whatever it wants to. It doesn't mean it's going to have like the footing that it had before because corporations have learned if they go woke, it destroys their company. So they know. So like the whole psyop. I always called the progressive left, the American isis because they were small, well funded, extremist group that was magnified, acting like they were just this powerful group. And reality, the truth was during the Cancel culture couple tweets and then the corporation would instantly react before the jury could decide whether that was an offense or not, which made it seem like they were powerful.

Jay Dyer (127:05)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (127:06)

And now that's gone. And I think it's important because again, I've said this on a bunch of podcasts, but if you can't criticize a group and outsiders can't criticize an inside group, that inside group becomes the most extreme version of themselves. Drill, Rap, Zionism, fucking, you know, only fans. Queer theory. It just, it festers because there's no one going to do it. That's fucking stupid. It's like when my friend was thinking about going to college, he was either gonna go, go to Washington or this black college and his dad who's black is like why would you go to the black college? That's not real life that you're not just going to be dealing with black people. You're going to be dealing with, you have to learn how to deal with everybody. And he turns out that's correct.

Jay Dyer (127:51)

Unless you're in a relationship, in a movie, then you're only dealing with black people.

Sam Tripoli (127:54)

Yeah, well. Or you have a Verizon wireless commercial.

Guest Comedian (127:57)

It is a weird thing, isn't it that we still have black schools. That is such a weird like.

Sam Tripoli (128:02)

Well, I mean I think they're, I think to the elites are very important because they like all colleges now. They, they weaponize the people.

Jay Dyer (128:11)

Would you have a, would you, would you be in a white college? Would you be at a white college, Johnny? Would you go to a white. You a beta? You a Beta. I, I already know what's going to

Sam Tripoli (128:24)

happen when I go on the show. All white college.

Jay Dyer (128:28)

Exactly. I'm going to sit down and go do you love white people?

Guest Comedian (128:32)

Cuz you'll have to, for him to get you to stop doing that, he'll have to kind of break character a little bit. You know what I mean? And I, I, I really hope you commit to it.

Jay Dyer (128:40)

And I'm going to, I got to, I'm going to say do, do you love gay people?

Sam Tripoli (128:43)

You love. You should get on Maton show too. You just got to know how to play it.

Jay Dyer (128:48)

You went on.

Johnny Woodard (128:49)

Yeah, that, yes, he's, he's, yeah, that one's entertaining.

Jay Dyer (128:52)

Oh, Sam Hyde.

Sam Tripoli (128:53)

Because it's like a 30 year old, 30 years comic versus a 17, 18 year old. It's like. Yeah, it's just like what are you gonna say? I just like I know how to play. I've been dealing with that my whole time. I love him, he's a nice guy. I'm trying to get him into comedy shows but it could go bad.

Jay Dyer (129:12)

Is he in la? Where's.

Sam Tripoli (129:13)

Yeah, okay. He's in West Hollywood. Well that's where he records.

Jay Dyer (129:16)

Did you, could you tell me who the person is? I wouldn't mind.

Sam Tripoli (129:19)

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll hit up my guy and see if I can get an email for you, for you. But it would be really funny and you just gotta stay in the pocket.

Jay Dyer (129:27)

I'll be weird. I can Be weird.

Sam Tripoli (129:28)

Yeah, just be weird and have fun. One more time. Where the. Where can they find you?

Jay Dyer (129:34)

So, Jay Dyer. Jasonalysis.com is a website. Got a shot with all the books, Esther. Hollywood 3 is out. If you guys are interested in my thousand pages of decoding of Hollywood symbolism, esoterica, CIA, Mossad, cults, you name it, it's all there in a star Hollywood 1, 2, and 3, you can also. So find me as the writer of the Sam Hyde Show. Shout out to Sam Hyde.

Sam Tripoli (129:57)

I love him.

Jay Dyer (129:58)

Nice. Thank you. Yeah, we had a great first season. We're pretty much done with the first season of Sam Hyde show, the feminist. Would you.

Johnny Woodard (130:06)

You did the one with the feminists when they were there, there. And it's like a bunch of females.

Sam Tripoli (130:10)

It's like a talk show with feminists.

Jay Dyer (130:12)

Yeah, that's so. MDE is World Peace. That's Million Dollar Stream. That's Nick and Sam and Charles and I love Nick. Separate. Yeah. Next grade and separate is Sam Hyde show, which, like, if you saw Dear Elon, that popped off, had like 20 million views. Dear Vivek had like 5, 10 million views. So sent and then all the interviews. So, like the dude that drinks pee. And I think they had Jesse Lee Peterson. So that's Sam Hyde show. So we've been writing for that for the first season, so you can check that out. Also host Alex Jones. I'll be hosting Alex Jones Friday most Fridays, fourth hour. And you find me on Twitter under Jay Dyer. And Jamie, tell them about yours.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (130:51)

If you go to YouTube, you can just search up my name, Jamie Hanshaw, and my channel will come up on that. So we have a bunch of stuff coming up next month about the Dalai Lama who appeared in the Epstein Files. I don't know. We could do a.

Jay Dyer (131:06)

And was a CIA operative declassified CIA.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (131:09)

So you wouldn't believe what I found out about tantra, about Buddhism, about the Dalai Lama and about Tibet and all of that. It is going to be really groundbreaking, interesting stuff that no one's heard about yoga and.

Sam Tripoli (131:23)

Oh, come on. Talk about it once it's out.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (131:25)

Yeah, so that's gonna be on my YouTube channel. And all of those things we were talking about. Internet Hate Machine is the most recent one we've done. So that's a good one out.

Sam Tripoli (131:37)

Yeah, it's super interesting because, you know, all this stuff's coming out about the Dalai Lama. All this stuff came out about Martin Luther King and now Caesar Chavez. All this stuff's coming out, and it just is like they push bad people yeah, yeah. Into positions that cosplay good people.

Jay Dyer (131:56)

Yep, absolutely. Gandhi was one of those.

Sam Tripoli (131:58)

Yeah, right. All the time. And then if you're actually a good person. No, I. In Hollywood, it's unbelievable how people just. Just are attracted to garbage people.

Jay Dyer (132:11)

Yep.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (132:12)

I call that the Barabbas effect.

Jay Dyer (132:14)

What is that like in the gospels or.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (132:17)

Yeah. So when they said would you like me to set free Jesus or Barabbas? And the crowd chose Barabbas, who's a criminal. Murderer. Murdered thief.

Sam Tripoli (132:27)

Oh wow.

Jamie Hanshaw Dyer (132:28)

That guy.

Sam Tripoli (132:29)

That's so crazy, dude. Well guys, it was great show. Always love to have you on open door whenever you want. If you guys got crash upstairs, let me know know and hey man, thanks for coming on.

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Thank you.

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Sam Tripoli (135:49)

Ah, yeah. Guys, what'd you guys think of Jamie and Jay? Dire.

Guest Comedian (135:57)

Good, good, good.

Sam Tripoli (135:59)

We were just discussing. She wanted to be called Hanshaw, but she was so nice. She just let me call her Dire because she knows I'm retarded.

Guest Comedian (136:06)

It was gonna be Henshaw Dyer. I think we were just talking.

Sam Tripoli (136:10)

That sounds like a great cop film. Henshaw Dyer.

Johnny Woodard (136:14)

I was about to say, what do you think when girls do the. They mix their names with their.

Sam Tripoli (136:17)

I don't. I don't. Well, seeing that I have girls, I'm like the. That's cool. Oh, yeah, yeah. Cuz you're.

Guest Comedian (136:25)

Your name model.

Sam Tripoli (136:26)

I mean, dude, I might have to keep pumping, dude, until I get a boy, I need my name to keep going.

Johnny Woodard (136:31)

You can do the hyphenate. That's what I'm saying. Hyphen. In school, my sister got the hyphenate.

Sam Tripoli (136:34)

We. We didn't ask for it.

Johnny Woodard (136:35)

It was her. It was her thing.

Sam Tripoli (136:36)

I mean, it depends on how traditional the woman wants get. Yeah, Right? I mean, if you really are like into it, then you take her. Your husband's last name. If you're just like, I did. I love my family. I wouldn't, I wouldn't care if they, they, they did it, you know?

Guest Comedian (136:51)

So we were just talking to him before this about Iggy Aelia freestyling. I think this is it right here. You won't see it.

Johnny Woodard (137:13)

What the.

Sam Tripoli (137:15)

She's just garbage, dude. Now listen, they're trying to do subtitles

Guest Comedian (137:19)

on it and she's like.

Sam Tripoli (137:22)

But everyone in the room can't hear it cuz it's so loud. They just hear the word and they go nuts.

Guest Comedian (137:35)

We got to hear this, dude.

Sam Tripoli (137:36)

If you listen, there's a rule. If you get enough black dick, you can drop an end by bomb here and there.

Guest Comedian (137:41)

Well yeah. Then isn't somebody going around saying that like, do we just have a guest on or something saying that you women who take semen like become a certain percentage like they had. There's some of their DNA is altered by all the dudes that they've had blasts inside.

Johnny Woodard (137:55)

So there's. There's a. I don't know, there's a

Sam Tripoli (137:57)

lot of Tripoli out there. Yeah.

Johnny Woodard (137:58)

So there's a theory where supposedly if you bust in a girl, your DNA is in her for like a year or two, I think.

Guest Comedian (138:04)

Well, she's like 80 black DNA by now. So yeah, she's albino black.

Sam Tripoli (138:09)

Black.

Guest Comedian (138:10)

See if she said it. Hold on. See, that's the problem. If you just say gobbledygook, eventually the N word's going to come out like, you know what I mean? Especially if you're Sam.

Sam Tripoli (138:25)

Johnny, will you send me that audio? I want that to be your ringtone when you go. Hold it.

Guest Comedian (138:36)

Be the theme song for broken Sim is the question. And dude, she looks like she's killing it too. Like her

Sam Tripoli (139:22)

love her.

Guest Comedian (139:24)

Oh my God.

Sam Tripoli (139:26)

So she does the song I'm so fancy and then the next episode, then the next one. All these female black rappers are like, she's a culture vulture. And it just all went away.

Guest Comedian (139:38)

Yeah, they did. They kill it. Yeah, they killed her kind of.

Sam Tripoli (139:41)

She moved. She like just ran away from home at 16, went to New York, banged every black guy that said he owned a record label. And she. And then she's like, what about Bang Down Dingo? Hang on.

Guest Comedian (139:57)

What a legend.

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What a legend.

Guest Comedian (139:59)

You got any dates, Sam? I heard you did.

Sam Tripoli (140:01)

Yeah. Go to Sam, Triple e dot com, hit up the dates. Wingo, Dingo, do that on stage at Batavia. That should Be the. You don't get rid of the. Don't really get rid of the opening. Just make that the ending.

Guest Comedian (140:16)

I'll put it under the open, like. And you'll just hear her on there. They're like,

Sam Tripoli (140:22)

I would love that. Batavia this week. Tonight you're there Thursday.

Johnny Woodard (140:27)

Holy crap.

Sam Tripoli (140:28)

Yeah. No, no, no, sorry. This is next week. Next week is Batavia, Raleigh, Atlanta. By the way, go into Magic City if you want to come join me. Hamilton, Toronto.

Guest Comedian (140:41)

How are we going to be there? Yeah, how you go find.

Sam Tripoli (140:43)

How. Yeah, he already said he's going to Magic City. Dallas, Fort Worth, Huntington. My special. I am shooting it May 22. Then I'm going June, I'm going to Albuquerque. And then the thousandth episode. Then Kansas, then Tulsa, and then finishing it out at the mothership in Austin. Thank you.

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Sam Tripoli (141:49)

I go up. Did he?

Guest Comedian (141:50)

Yeah, he said he. He's buying spy calls. Buy some spy calls now? Yeah, if you want to, you know,

Sam Tripoli (141:55)

buy some spy calls and don't even bother the. Buying the Patreon.

Guest Comedian (141:59)

Why would you. No, but it. It's really. It's. There's a discord of people that are just sharing ideas. It's kind of like Wall street bets, but with people who aren't just total degenerates.

Sam Tripoli (142:10)

People making money.

Guest Comedian (142:11)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (142:12)

Okay, I'll go back. Things are moving for Chaos Twins. We should have. I should have a definitive time when it's going to drop that light rail

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to San Francisco and then Chaos Twins.

Sam Tripoli (142:26)

Okay, okay. Go back down. We got Tim Flat T shirts. Love it. Go down. Go down. How could he get my news? Bang. One of the best shirts of all time. Tinfoil hat, flat earth. Look at everybody on. That's how old this shirt is. Tim Dillon was just blowing up.

Johnny Woodard (142:45)

Ariana Grande's on it. It's a flat Earth. It's a great Tim.

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Duncan Trussell's on it.

Johnny Woodard (142:51)

Trump's on it. Hillary's on it.

Guest Comedian (142:52)

Gotta get Duncan Back on any time.

Sam Tripoli (142:55)

I'd love to. Yeah. I have to hit him up, see if he'll do the show.

Guest Comedian (142:58)

Of course he would.

Sam Tripoli (142:58)

Yeah.

Johnny Woodard (142:59)

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Only small. Only three left of these.

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You're gonna twink.

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Guest Comedian (144:07)

Nice. Yeah. Follow me on Twitter at Johnny Woodard. Johnny A. Woodard on Instagram. I

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got head. It's almost like that.

Guest Comedian (144:27)

I don't care who you are. I heard. I got. I made one lineup.

Sam Tripoli (144:30)

Well, you also have to throw in there that she's Australian, so nobody knows what she's saying anyways. On top of that, she's just making sounds. I don't know. She sounds like Yellow Wolf. You ever listen to Yellow Wolf?

Guest Comedian (144:42)

No.

Sam Tripoli (144:44)

Yeah, I don't know if you listen to Yellow Wolf. And what is that? Is that Travis Barker? He's a white rapper. There's moments where he's. But he's actually saying words. She sounds like she's trying to do Yellow Wolf, but I'm sure that might be four. Anything else, guys? You need to go and check out our YouTube channel. Yeah, freaking.

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But wait up. I have a question for Johnny. My co host watches Broken Sim and she was also.

Guest Comedian (145:10)

Apologies, sir.

Johnny Woodard (145:12)

She's also a gate kids program and she wanted me to ask you.

Guest Comedian (145:16)

A kids program?

Sam Tripoli (145:17)

A gate.

Johnny Woodard (145:17)

She went to Gate like you.

Guest Comedian (145:18)

Oh. Oh, okay.

Johnny Woodard (145:20)

And she said that I'm Broken Sim. You woke up your girlfriend like you sat there. Yeah, I know she was weird out by that, but she said she can do that as well sometimes. But she said wanted me to ask you, can you. Do you ever dream about the mall?

Sam Tripoli (145:32)

Chili? Yeah.

Johnny Woodard (145:33)

Do you ever dream about the mall world? She says that she has another friend that's like a mall, like a mall. Like a dream about shopping mall. Yeah, that's what she told me.

Guest Comedian (145:41)

Like underground. Like mole people.

Johnny Woodard (145:43)

She said mall world places. He dream about that.

Guest Comedian (145:46)

She said in a mall, like a shopping mall.

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Yeah.

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It does seem to me that there is some awakening of a desire to act together to solve problems where they are.

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Guest Comedian (147:20)

No, I don't think so.

Johnny Woodard (147:23)

Did you think. Did you. You drink the pink drink, right?

Guest Comedian (147:26)

Yeah, there was some weird. I don't.

Sam Tripoli (147:27)

When you interviewed Chili, did you ask her cup size? Just gonna love that question, guys. Go to Tinfoil hat too. On YouTube. Tinfoil hat official. Get those numbers up. It would be nice if someone listened to it. And.

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Well, the problem is we're being undercut by that other channel. That's the clips channel. People are like. People are posting on our.

Sam Tripoli (147:51)

Like, go to the channel.

Guest Comedian (147:53)

This is a rerun. Yeah, look it even comes up in the recommended search. Tinfoil hat clips. It's like the first one to come up when you.

Johnny Woodard (148:01)

It's all right.

Sam Tripoli (148:02)

I mean, it's like. It's going way better, dude.

Guest Comedian (148:05)

No, but it's. I mean, it's.

Sam Tripoli (148:06)

It's taking something.

Guest Comedian (148:07)

It's the same, though. Look, it's 5,000 views on that. That one that just came out.

Sam Tripoli (148:11)

It's so crazy. The episodes you think would just blow up.

Guest Comedian (148:15)

It's YouTube. It's what YouTube shows people.

Johnny Woodard (148:17)

He even put up the Danny Jones episode. That's good. That's what's up. Give you a little bit more clout.

Sam Tripoli (148:21)

Yeah. All right.

Guest Comedian (148:23)

That's so interesting, guys.

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Enjoy the highlights.

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Guest Comedian (149:35)

Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. We talked about this a couple of weeks ago and boy, there's a big development. This is the four. So the 49ers have. And this is Kiddo, their tight end have a stadium right next to like Substation and they're one of, if not the most injured teams in the NFL

Sam Tripoli (149:56)

in the last five years. They're the most injured teams team and they're. This year they were third. And the bartender at the comic store started screaming at me. Yeah.

Guest Comedian (150:05)

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (150:06)

This is one of the things he's screaming about.

Guest Comedian (150:08)

Yeah, I forgot you said nobody said that.

Sam Tripoli (150:10)

Nobody's proved it I'm like, and he's the nicest guy. But he went, Agent Smith on me real quick.

Guest Comedian (150:16)

So John lynch, the gm, kind of poo pooed it and then the NFL debunked it. But this is a bombshell call from Kittle, who's a player there.

Sam Tripoli (150:27)

Oh, you turned it off.

Jay Dyer (150:29)

Okay.

Guest Comedian (150:29)

All right.

Sam Tripoli (150:29)

The electromagnetic fields next to The San Francisco 49ers, the reason why there have been so many injuries on the team, because it's causing. Yeah, it is softening muscle tissue, Gatorade, some collagen thing. That. That is the theory, right? What is your take on this conspiracy theory?

NFL Player (150:47)

Let's see. I think one of my teammates put a really good coverage. How you check our fullback, and he said, as a professional athlete, you're always trying to get 1% better. Like, is this ice tub? Is this rehab recovery thing? Is this red light therapy? Does it make me 1% better? Because then you can stack all those up and you're, hey, you're 3% better than the next guy because you're doing all this stuff. If something's affecting, like negatively. 0.25%, you'd want to know about it, like whether it's a. This type of cleat is hurting me. This type of shoulder pads is like, increase my risk to get hurt. You probably change that. So I think all we're saying is, as players is like, we just like to look into it to make sure it's not something.

Sam Tripoli (151:22)

Right.

NFL Player (151:22)

That's what I would just appreciate, like, hey, this isn't going to affect you guys. And then if they come out and they do some research, like, no, you guys are good. Then I don't think we'll think about it now. One thing that messes me up with it, this is tough. My rookie season, there used to be trees in between the electrical substation.

Guest Comedian (151:38)

Have you heard this?

NFL Player (151:39)

And our practice facility. And there's a fence there too. And above the fence, all the trees had no leaves on them year round.

Sam Tripoli (151:46)

That's kind of weird.

NFL Player (151:47)

All dead. There's a couple bunches of leaves every once in a while. And it was like that. No one notices it until you point it out to people. Like, I didn't point it out to Coach Shanahan until like 2021.

Jay Dyer (151:56)

Yeah.

NFL Player (151:56)

Like a vet pointed out to me my rookie season, I was like, that's kind of weird. Yeah, it is what it is. But then this year, the NFL came in and cut them all down. So it's only us then that know that. That, that was the truth. That's. I don't think.

Guest Comedian (152:10)

Dude, that's crazy.

Sam Tripoli (152:12)

I love that. Listen, he's saying something would try not to get in trouble.

Guest Comedian (152:17)

Yes.

Sam Tripoli (152:17)

And he said, you know, we just want you to check into it. They're never going to check into it. You know why? Because that's going to cost millions and millions of dollars. You guys are just passing through, sadly. You guys are passing through now. You guys just sign. What's his face from. From Tampa, the wide receiver.

Guest Comedian (152:39)

Oh, Mike Evans.

Sam Tripoli (152:40)

Mike, who has an injury history. You're bringing them into radioactivity.

Guest Comedian (152:44)

I didn't think about it.

Sam Tripoli (152:45)

Good luck on that. I wouldn't.

Guest Comedian (152:47)

Yeah, because they were between a rock and a hard place. Because on one side you have a, A whatever power company that is. So they have to now admit that electric rate, like a radiation from an electrical substation causes disease or something. Yeah, that's never going to happen. That's a multi, multi, multi billion dollar. And that has multi billion dollar implications. And then you have hundreds of millions of dollars implied if they have to move a stadium. So it's like they're never going to stadium.

Sam Tripoli (153:14)

They'll shut down that thing and pay for it to move, but they're never going to drop the amount of money that would take it half.

Guest Comedian (153:21)

I bet you it quietly moves a couple years from now, that substation like gets relocated and just under.

Sam Tripoli (153:26)

And what poor place is going to get that?

Guest Comedian (153:28)

Yeah, some. Some poor neighborhood, dude.

Sam Tripoli (153:30)

I wouldn't sign with the 49ers for all that. The tea in China and you know, it's a lot of tea, John.

Guest Comedian (153:37)

That's a lot of tea, bro.

Sam Tripoli (153:40)

Imagine if all the tea in China just got dumped at your house. Your neighbors be like, what the hell, bro?

Guest Comedian (153:45)

That's a lot of tea. Wow.

Sam Tripoli (153:47)

Johnny, look up how much tea is in China? How much?

Guest Comedian (153:49)

Okay, I'll ask Chat GBT how much tea is in China, bro?

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Guest Comedian (155:21)

An insane amount, bro. China is the number one tea producer on earth by a mile. China produces 3 million metric tons of tea.

Sam Tripoli (155:29)

Dude, how many blocks would that be?

Guest Comedian (155:32)

How many blocks? What do you mean, a block?

Sam Tripoli (155:34)

Like a neighborhood block? How much would it just barrier block? I mean, dude, if someone gave you

Guest Comedian (155:41)

all the tea and that's a weird question because how high are you stacking it?

Sam Tripoli (155:45)

Stack it.

Guest Comedian (155:46)

But say how. Tell me how high you got.

Sam Tripoli (155:48)

Stack it so it doesn't keep falling down.

Guest Comedian (155:51)

No, just like six feet high. Like as tall as a person.

Sam Tripoli (155:53)

Yeah, we'll go six feet high.

Guest Comedian (155:55)

Okay, this is the dumbest. How many? Just let's ask retarded questions at Chat GPT. How many neighborhood blocks would that fill if you stacked them six feet high? Chat GPT is like, I don't know. I've never been asked something that's stupid before for. All right, let's sanity check this while some back with some back of the napkin mass. China produces 3 million metric tons for a year. That's a ton.

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Is that a butt ton, a crap ton or a ton?

Guest Comedian (156:27)

If you stack it six feet high, that would be about 740 city blocks.

Sam Tripoli (156:33)

Oh, my God. That'd be the whole valley.

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All right, so it's gonna like we're just hammering on a certain type of person right now.

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We are.

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I promise that we're not doing it intentionally. They're just having a bad week.

Sam Tripoli (156:51)

Yeah.

Guest Comedian (156:51)

So this was glam Greenwald on. And I didn't. This is something that's been true for a long time that I hadn't heard about. So this is Glenn Greenwald on Tucker again, talking some insane right here.

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In other words, you don't even have to to be.

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Boy, that's. That's going to fuel a lot of anti Semitism right there.

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Oh, that's going to feel a lot of anti Semitism. My God, they didn't do anything.

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