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Ryan Reynolds
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Political Commentator
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Political Commentator
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Guest Speaker
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Political Commentator
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Shannon Maldonado
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Political Commentator
this is the karma Melania Trump deserves. She's getting ditched by Donald Trump for Natalie Harp in public. It's humiliating. Natalie Harp is Donald Trump's so called human printer. People say she's Donald Trump something else. Just look at her in the Oval Office. She travels with Donald Trump wherever he goes. Say hi to Natalie Harp, Melania. Melania is getting her instant karma that she deserves. She's getting ditched by Donald Trump and her son Baron, who she wants to baby and pretend he's a little boy from Slovenia. Well, you're both getting ditched right now. And guess what? When the Democrats take control of the House of Representatives, you know where that first subpoena is going to go? Don Jr. Eric. Maybe Barron Trump for his connections to the Tate brothers. Yeah, they're back in the news. We'll talk about that in a moment.
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Shannon Maldonado
Moment.
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Political Commentator
Those disgusting, vile individuals. And maybe we should explore Baron Trump's relationship with some of the crypto bros that are out there. Some of the crypto grift that's taking place. Apparently, Baron Trump has made over $100 million since Donald Trump's been back in office, according to reports. Let's get Baron Trump under oath. And let's all just continue to repeat the following. Melania Trump, Where's Baron? Where's Baron? Where's Baron? You remember how you all treated Hunter Biden? And yes, Melania, you and Baron and your whole spawn, the whole family are getting karma as Hunter Biden has become a beloved figure right now. Hunter Biden, popular than any politician right now out there. He's speaking to the left, to the center, to the right, to the American people, about addiction, about empathy. Y' all tried to destroy Hunter Karma frickin boomerang. Because when the Democrats take control of the House in the midterms, Baron Trump subpoenaed. He's gonna be sitting there and he's gonna be saying, mommy, mommy, where's my suitcase? Mommy, I need help. And nobody's going to care, Melania. Because the American people want justice right now. Melania, have you seen some of those podcasts out there saying you are the worst mother ever. You let your son become friends with the Tates to support the Tates. They brag about their friendship with Baron. The worst mother ever. That's what they're saying about you, Melania, right now. Did you think this is how it was going to be? Is this all that you imagined, Melania? And what happened with your mother? Uh, save the Foster Kids act, which you're pushing, in my opinion, in order as a smokescreen, so people don't ask questions about the Epstein files. I'm just giving you my opinion. Of course, as protected by the first amendment of the United States Constitution. Congress wouldn't even take it up. Melania, you were saying that Congress was gonna. The maga Republicans, Donald's friends, maga, Mike Johnson. They were gonna push forward your legislation. They didn't care about you one bit. Oh, and by the way, Melania, great work. The east wing of the White House. Demolished, blown up. That's your legacy. Asbestos written east wing on the floor, son. Hanging out with the Tates, apparently. And, oh, that deposition of Barron is gonna be a sight to behold, Melania, but karma is striking. Let's just go through some receipts. Melania. Natalie Harp being referred to as devoted caregiver to Donald Trump. Donald Trump needs a caregiver right now, it appears, as he cognitively and physically declines before our very eyes. Oh, and by the way, Melania, did you see that? Donald Trump, just like you, has a penchant for taking other people's speeches and jokes. And just like you, the delivery is, oh, so atrocious.
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Interviewer/Host
Right.
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Political Commentator
When Donald Trump was at that godforsaken White House correspondence dinner thing, whatever you want to call it, those horrible jokes he were taking, they were stolen jokes as well. Stolen racist jokes about black people in the Vietnam War getting killed, repackaging it to talk about Nicki Minaj twerking. Some bizarre thing about a couple walking up the stairs and having sex. I could either walk up the stairs or have sex. You get it? You can either only do one if you're above a certain age. Ha ha ha.
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Hunter Biden
Yeah.
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Political Commentator
That joke has been recycled in Reddit boards dating back 10 years, 15 years, and before that, in the annals of bad jokes. And that's what. That's what he was doing. Oh, Melania. Oh, and by the way, you're the least popular first lady ever of all of the first ladies. Of every single one. And I assume there were some bad ones. You are the worst, because you are a phony. And you know what? I help, I hope as well, Melania, I hope when Democrats take control of the House, maybe they subpoena your immigration records. Maybe there's a deeper dive into the real reason that you came here originally, because Remember, Donald Trump said, I'm going to do a press conference about Melania's immigration status in two weeks. He said, when he was running in 2015. Just give me two more weeks. Two more weeks. Well, we didn't forget about that, Melania. And there are lots of red flags. Wouldn't that be the ultimate karma as well? After the horrible treatment by you and Donald Trump and all of your ilk of immigrants, hard working immigrants here, After Donald Trump and his butchers at ice, at Border Patrol, killing immigrants in detention centers and on the streets in cold blood, after the atrocious things that you and Stephen Miller and others have said and done and behaved, whether it was towards Obama or towards the immigrant population or who or whoever that ultimately. Boom. Karma boomerang. It goes right back to you, Melania, and we ask some questions. What were you really doing here when you got here? How'd you get here originally? Oh, yeah. Paolo Zompoli. Talk about the karma boomerang. Paolo Zompoli, who ran modeling agencies for young Eastern European women and girls. Bring them here. Parties at the Kit Kat Club. Meet the wealthy Manhattan men. Paolo Zampoli, who brags about being in the Epstein files. Doesn't that mean I'm VIP and I was cool? Cause I was friends with Epstein. Paulo Zompoli said, although he's Italian, that's not a good Paulo Zompoli accent. But that's where you met Donald Melania, at the Kit Kat Club in the late 90s.
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Hunter Biden
Hmm.
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Political Commentator
And you were brought here by Zompoli. You got your Einstein visa. Red flag alert. It'd be like a referee in the FIFA World Cup. Red. Red card alert. Uh, let's look into that. And maybe that's what the Democrats are gonna do, Melania. So buckle up, because now you wanna see what oversight's gonna look like after the midterms. I'll bring out some. Oh, my point about Zompoli. He was partying with the tate brothers in D.C. right before they got arrested. The Tate brothers, you know, who say they're friends with Baron. The Tate brothers, who Donald Trump reposted. And they said because of Baron. Yeah, we wanted to. We want to learn more about that. We want to learn more about that. Their extradition. Get them extradited to the UK for all of these sick and disgusting charges that have been brought against them. And the fact that they got out of Romania the way they did based on their links to the Trump regime. Oh, and Amanda Ungaro, Zompoli's girlfriend, who was deported. Deported to Brazil. Yeah. You know, she's just waiting, waiting for the perfect, perfect moment. Melania, you know that, I know that. We all know that. So you're going to say what? That the Tates, what, they weren't. That they weren't close with Baron? Well, let's hear them in their own words. Andrew Tate. I'm very close to the Trump family. And Barron, here's what he previously said. Let's play it. And I'm very close to the Trump family. I know them well. And I spoke to Baron after the incident and I look forward to, once I am free being with Donald Trump in person and reminding him that he's a bulletproof badass. Or how about on their podcast where they said, we like Baron. We like Baron. Play this clip. You know what I like about Baron?
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Guest Speaker
Tell me.
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Political Commentator
He's tall. Yeah, Baron is tall. I'm taller than me. I'm a tall optimist. Because tall people can't hide, meaning they're less likely to be sneaky like Rishi Sunak. Little sneaky, little sneaky man. Hey, Macron. Hey, hey, hey. It was sneaky.
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Interviewer/Host
Behind you. I was sneaky.
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Political Commentator
I am naked.
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Shannon Maldonado
Surprise.
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Political Commentator
My teacher has a penis.
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Hunter Biden
Surprise.
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Political Commentator
My woman is a man. Surprise. Yeah, Trump, six three. You don't sneak around when you're big. Trump's your size. So Trump's a big man already. Baron's taller than me. Or how about within their world? Myron Gaines, one of these far right wing Tate people who said, baron, talk to your dad. You gotta help them right now. You gotta help our bud. You gotta help our guy. Play this clip.
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Guest Speaker
Baron, you seeing this? I think it's time to pull Pops to the side and fight this fucking extradition bullshit. Extraditing a US Citizen to the pussified, the soft, the woke, the failing nation of the United Kingdom is a travesty. Number one to the United States. Number two, the Trump administration. And then number three, to send a message where. Oh yeah, we believe me too, over here. I mean, I mean, didn't Trump get these same type of allegations? They did. Some crazy woman, Jeannie Carroll, makes some ridiculous fucking claims against Donald Trump. You know, claims that were replicated on a fucking episode of Law and Order. Donald Trump is no stranger to women lying about this very topic.
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Political Commentator
what about when Donald Trump reposted the Tate brothers during the last campaign and said that they've been treated so unfairly. The way Donald Trump is feeding treated unfairly. Play this clip. Team Million. So what they've done to President Trump is essentially the same as saying, Andrew and Tristan, you have misrepresented your wealth to the world and we think you are fraudsters to prove that you have misrepresented your wealth. I value your Bugatti at $1. You don't have a five million dollar car. It's $1 because the court decided and you've misrepresented your wealth. So I really feel for President Trump and I'm praying for him and his family and wishing him the most success because what they're doing for him is actually, actually criminal. I mean, this is Banana Republic third world shit. And I swear, if he does not win the next election, I will never step foot in that country again. Oh, Melania, what about the polling? Harry Entin explains you're the least popular first lady ever. Melania. The least popular ever. Here, play this clip right here. Historical critics don't really like Melania Trump either. I mean, just take a look. Historians first lady rankings. The bottom three dead last Melania Trump. When you're next to Jane Pierce and Margaret Taylor, those are not particularly good. Although we were able to get a colored photo of Melania Trump. I have nothing bad to say about either Margaret Pierce or Jane. Apparently you disagree with the historians then. Yeah, I mean, you know, what can you say about them? Not much.
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Guest Speaker
All right.
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Political Commentator
And my friend Jennifer Welch over at the I've had it podcast, and my friend Don Lemon, they both agree, Melania, that America thinks that you are the worst mother ever in the history of humankind. Here, play this clip.
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Interviewer/Host
Melania Trump is this country's worst mother. And I'm going to go on record, there is the biggest deadbeat mother in the United States of America is Melania Trump. Barron is close personal friends with the Tate brothers. And that to me is just completely failed parenting. If my sons said that they were listening to, watching, or liked Andrew Tate, hell hath no fury, I would grab the ear and bench him. I would ground them. I would take away their phones. This is a parenting thing. Barron is my youngest son's age and it's out there in the world. I mean, he has said Andrew Tate. I'm very close with Barron. And the Trump boys, we all know tweet, Tweedledee and Tweedle, Dipshit, Dumb and Dumber. Of course, they're all, of course they love. But Melania, what a shitty mother she is to, to not correct this or make a statement about this. This is the same woman who said, my husband wants people to walk down the street without being raped. This. So give me a break. Melania, your husband is the rapist. And why are you allowing Baron to be friends with other rapists, the Tate brothers?
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Political Commentator
And then that brings me to my interview with Congresswoman Ansari. She mocked you, Melania, for treating Baron, who's a grown man at this point, like he's a little baby. Like he's your little baby with a suitcase. Melania, here's what Ansari said. Barron's an adult. Play this clip.
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Congresswoman Ansari
Barron Trump is an adult. He is, he's a full blown adult. And he is very influential in the Trump White House orbit. I mean, we know from, you know, from the first administration and from this administration that the Trump children play a very big role in the administration and policies that are passed. They benefit financially from the way the Trump administration operates and the self dealing and, and the, the corruption that takes place. We know, you know, very famously Ivanka Trump also, who, I think even as a, you know, as a grown woman, gets the same kind of treatment, right, because of her relationship with her father and the way Donald Trump talks about her. I think there are a lot of parallels to be drawn with the, you know, Donald Trump Ivanka relationship. And the way he tries to, you know, let her get away with her actions. It's the same with Baron and Melania. But Ivanka had a very big role in the first administration. Jared Kushner is still conducting foreign policy on behalf of the United States. Barron Trump has not only been influential in the campaign and connecting the campaign to the manosphere, which, of course, Andrew Tate is a major influencer in that space, but he also is similar to his brother's undertaking in corruption undertaking in investments and prediction markets and stock trading. That is to his own benefit. While the administration takes away health care for millions of Americans. So we need to stop looking at them as though they're these, like, innocent, naive kids who, you know, aren't part of any of this. They also choose the limelight. They choose to want to be involved with the campaigns. They choose to be involved with the administration. And therefore, if they are committing crimes or if they are engaging in activity that is against the law in any way, shape or form, then they ultimately have to be held accountable for that.
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Political Commentator
More from Ansari right here. Let's play it. So you think we can see subpoenas of the Trump kids? Eric Don, Jr. Barron, if that's where
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Congresswoman Ansari
the evidence leads, I hope to issue one of those myself. Absolutely. I mean, these are. There's no question. I mean, look at Donald Trump Jr. As one example. Donald Trump Jr. Has been at the forefront and has made record profits because he is a partner at a venture capital firm that continues to invest in companies that are getting contracts from the federal government, oftentimes no bid contracts from the federal government at the direction of senior administration officials. And who knows, maybe Donald Trump himself. I mean, this is unprecedented levels of corruption, like. And the contrast between what they're doing to the American people is what makes it even more egregious. It's not just that they're making billions of dollars, which should, in and of itself be reason to hold them accountable and prosecute them. But at the same time, they're ripping away health care from Americans. They're giving billions of dollars to ICE that is terrorizing people across this country. There's food assistance cuts like we've never seen before. They're refusing to lower the cost of living for American people while they get richer and richer and richer because their dad is in the White House and their dad is the president, and their dad actually uses his platform every single day to manipulate markets. We've seen that in this war, to talk about companies or issues that his sons are investing in. So, yes, Absolutely they were. There will be subpoenas and these people will come before Congress. I think Donald Trump himself needs to come testify, especially before the Oversight Committee as it pertains to the Epstein files. I think the work ahead, I will tell you, is there's no lack of it.
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Political Commentator
Oh, yes, and now that we saw Donald Trump plagiarize my opinion during his speech. Remember when Melania plagiarized Michelle Obama's speech? Here, play this clip.
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Congresswoman Ansari
I were raised with so many of the same values like you work hard for what you want in life, that
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Political Commentator
your word is your bond, that you
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Congresswoman Ansari
do what you say you're gonna do. My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life, that your word is your bond and you do what you say and keep your promise.
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Political Commentator
Home, Melania. And while Barron's about to be in the hot seat, Hunter's living his best life going on Canadian media. Hunter's a superstar now. Melania, play this clip.
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Interviewer/Host
Well, I appreciate you taking the time
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Shannon Maldonado
to speak to our audience and to us.
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Interviewer/Host
Thank you so much, Mr. Biden.
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Hunter Biden
Well, I love Canada. Thank you very much for having me. Bashy.
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Political Commentator
More from Hunter talking about the Canadians here, let's play how much he loves the Canadians. Maple maga, what's up? Maple maga, what's up here? Let's play this clip right here.
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Hunter Biden
Well, to tell you the truth, that I think that's up to you. I think that's up to Canadians. And what I mean by that is this, is that I think that Donald Trump has done more long term damage to the, to the status of our relationship then, and not only the relationship with Canada, but the relationship with all of our allies than people fully realize. And so at the end of the day, I hope that we elect someone that can heal and mend that relationship. But I think it's going to take time and I can understand why it was going to take time. When my dad was president of the United States, one of the things that he always say was leaders would come up to him and say, thank you, but how long is this going to last? And. And I think that next time we have to make systemic changes and in our system that they're going to prove that.
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Political Commentator
So there you have it, Melania. There you have it. Karma. Karma is a thing, man. Karma is real.
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Hunter Biden
Hit.
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Political Commentator
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Ryan Reynolds
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Political Commentator
Sam.