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Joe and Jada
BEST OF AUGUST | Aries Spears, Ghostface Killah & Joe and Jada's MOST HILARIOUS moments
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What's the guy that works for Michael Rubin sitting next to me? The redhead guy, Michael, look up his name. He's the president of a fanatics. He's sitting next to me because I got a witness, okay? So I go, SummerSlam. I'm trying to tell you. I'm about to tell you a story that's going to ring off Cap mania. They're going to be like, it's not true, but it's a million percent true. So I go to SummerSlam, right? And I went because a good friend of Mine. Jelly Roll was wrestling, right? So I know he trained four months. I know Jelly Roll, but, you know, he's a big boy. You know I stick with the big boys. Pause. I told you already, that ain't even part of this story. All right, guys, I'm in their corner, right? So I go, huh? Mike Herman. Is Mike. Whoever knows Mike Herman, he's the President. For that, he's sitting right next. The point is Cardi B sitting there, too. It get to the Jelly Roll. It's Jelly Roll against Logan Paul and Jelly Roll come out with this guy. What's that wrestler Jelly Roll have with him? Yo, Kiss. None of us. None of us want the fair one. We don't even want the 10 on one. We don't even want to be able to have a knife to fight this guy. What, Randy Orton? Even if he gave you weapons, you don't want to fight this guy? This guy's so big, bro. Like, he's unreal. Anybody go Google him if you don't know wrestling? This guy's the prototype, right? He might be the first human AI guy, right? I'm looking at the dude. Logan Paul's incredible, right? But I'm looking at the. He's unreal is what I'm saying. As a human being. It's like this guy is a problem, right? So I go. I'm looking. I'm cheering Jelly Roll up. They are beating the brakes off of Jelly Roll. They are double suplexing them. They doing my man so filthy. Now I'm a fat guy, so I know every bone. I know what he. Yo, I know every. I know everybody. I'm a fat guy who lost way too. So I know when he falls. I say, yes. That's two months out the Country Awards. He is not going to the Country Awards. Not after this. This was a childhood dream. I salute you, Jelly Roll. In fact, I've never seen a celebrity because, you know, you had Donald Trump in there. You had a bunch of celebrities. Mike Tyson went up in there, but didn't really do Snoop. Jelly. Jelly Roll was on top of the ropes, getting suplex, getting hit with chairs over the. Like, he was all in. They beat the brakes out of this guy, yo, and I'm there for Jelly Roll, right? So I'm filming the. He's at. They. They put him on the table, right? I got it on my story. They. I'm front row. They put him on a table, and Logan Paul's up on the top rope. He's outside on the table in front of the things the man jumps and crashes on Jelly Roll. I immediately was like, all right, there he goes out for four months. There's no way. But like, they. I mean, they suckered me in. So Jelly Roll's acting like he's hurt. So there's about a. I was about to say a hundred. Let me just keep it off the cap circuit. 10 guys ran over in girls. 10 guys and girls ran over. Oh, my God. Are you okay? I'm thinking he's hurt because I'm a fat guy. I know what just happened. I know you know every bone, the vertebrae. I know his is up, B. So I'm thinking he's really hurt. I'm like, yo, come on, Jelly. Come on. But I'm really concerned. I'm. I'm gonna be honest with you, Joseph. Antonio Cartagena is concerned about Jelly Bowl. They beat the out this dude so bad, right? Seven foot that they don't. Yo, when they did the double on him, I said, come on. Not just. I can't do it. No amount of money. No amount of money could they double suplex me, I'll be dead. I'm gonna be honest with you. I break my own. I don't know what the Jelly Roll did to endure. But anyway, they got him on the floor. I'm believing it, okay. And Cardi B's right next to me. Get up, get up. She's all in, right? So I'm sitting there, I'm like, jelly. I'm really. All jokes aside, word to my mother. I'm thinking he's really hurt because they ran over, like, they didn't do this the whole time. They ran over, like 10 of them. Yo, Jelly. And they talking to him. I'm thinking, this guy, he gets up and help him up. Took like 10 minutes. They. This man up over there, his tag team partner, they beating the break. They jumping him to death over there. He's getting his ass the big guy. They beat the brakes off this dude. While Jelly Rolls like, you know. Jelly Roll gets up and turns around, says, I'm sorry, Joe. I can't fight no more. I can't make. I tried, Joe. Thank you for supporting me, Joe. It's a million people in this arena. This is Jelly Roll out of anybody. I swear to God, he looked at me. I'm sorry, Joe. A gift, Joe. I let you down, Joe. Michael what's his name? It's right next to me. He said, they definitely not gonna believe you. The guy from Fanatics, he said, they're not gonna believe this. Jelly Roll was telling Me. I'm sorry, Joe. I can't finish. I can't. I'm like. But jolly. I'm patting him on his back. Yo, Jelly. He's like, I'm sorry, Joe. I know you supported me. This, this, that. And he's walking. I'm like, damn, they Jelly Roll up. But in true WWE fashion, he gets to the tip and he turns around, he starts looking. They like, jelly, Jelly. All of a sudden, the. I got the power. Came back. He came back and started clotheslining dudes him up. I got suckered for the wrestling. I felt like a Hulkamaniac. I felt like back in the day. I'm looking at Jelly Roll, Jelly, Jelly. Screaming with the crowd, Jelly, Jelly. And let me tell you something. They still lost. But I gotta salute Jelly Roll for yo. I could. I cannot. Maybe I'm too old. Maybe he's a little bit. Jelly Roll might be younger than me, right? I personally know. I can't take that for sure. For sure. I can't take it, man. He's way younger than me. I get it. 40 years old, maybe 39, 40. I'd have tried it right about now with these amphibious legs that off. NBA. Luca got the new muscles, the new contract. Luca came up to Dyckman and was shooting from the seat. He was going crazy. Indictment for the guard. Wnba, they've been throwing joint skis on the court. You seen that? No. They was joined. Joined twice. They went to Dynasty, Commodity. No, not joint skis. Joint skis. They throwing dildos on the court in the wnba. That's a dildo's a joint ski. I mean, I didn't want. I tried to keep it politically correct, yo, but let me tell you something, man. This out of control. Like, yo, America's gone. Wow. And they keep throwing lime green ones. They caught the last. Somebody just got arrested. Somebody tried to keep it going. They knocked me. I went to the NBA, the wnba, with Remy. And she pull up in my house, and she got not just the short shorts. Short, short, the shorts. So I'm looking at her, I'm like, yo, sis, like, you gonna wear that in the. The game? What are you talking about, bro? I say, yo, my man, yo. Yo, every time I look at the bench, they doing this to Remy. Hot blowing kiss. As soon as the game ended, they ran over Remy. I was like, yo, you came to the fluidity. No, I ain't lying. And we love them. I'm a big fan of the wnba. I got no problems. But I warned her. Premeditated mouse with them shits. I said, yo, listen, this is gonna be an issue she don't want. I said, all right. Every time I look over my shoulder, they're going sending hearts and at Ram. I say, yo, Ram, you came to the wrong. You came to the. They ran over at the end of the game. Hey, Ram, love you. This, this, that. But they throwing joint skis at the game. That's violation. Yeah, that's violation. But it gotta be. Nah, I ain't even jamming myself up like that. Don't leave. Please don't. Please don't. Because. Don't do it, Rich Flag. Don't do pre Flag. Yo, let me tell you something, Jadakiss. Congratulations. You're in the algorithm. Yo, this man. It didn't take long for this man to get in the system. The joint skis on the court. That's the funniest shit I ever heard in my life. I thought you meant, like, they had Dyckman throwing joints at Luca. No, no. Like, joints like. Like marijuana, not free rolls. They throw joint skis on the court. Lime green. Joint skis? Oh, a lot. Why they lime green? I don't. I don't know where they get the. I don't know what they got the Colorway from. I just know he's throwing joint skis. Man, we got to stop this. Pay them ladies what you owe them, you know? Stop throwing them joint skis on the court, man. Yeah, somebody lost one of the mayor bets. They needed somebody to have two more points. They took them out. Joins you through the. Y' all on them? Yeah. That's what be happening. Joe May is over there. Like, this guy got 12. Who was it? You spent 10,000 you had on that game, right? What was the guy scored 12? Chad Ogram, bro. They pulled him out 12. I was like, yo, for sure. It was like, seven minutes left. I'm like, for sure. Nine thousand, ladies and gentlemen, may have spent nine thousand. Nine thousand. That was a nine thousand dollar bet. That's a Canadian border conversation there. Let me tell you something. Nobody bigger than the program. Nobody is bigger than the program. And when people start thinking they bigger than the program, that's when they disappear, you know? And even I me, I've had the conversation because people look at me like I'm the leader of my crew. But I've had the conversation with guys in my crew where I say, nobody's bigger than the program. Even Fat Joe is accessible. If I. For some reason, I'm out of here. You know, the show goes on. I ain't just talking about Rap I'm just talking about in life. And so people get confused thinking they bigger than the program. Like. Yeah, your contributions is incredible. Yeah, we appreciate what you do. I mean, if you want to be tough, we got 30 tough guys. What you feel about people when they start thinking they bigger than the program? Karma, deal with them. Let God sort of know kill him and then let God sort of. I love that. Let me get. Let me. Let me get these questions here. Yeah, Jada's on one today. Boy, let me tell you, sir. Yo, by the way, if yesterday's the third. The fourth anniversary of the versus locks a dipset, then today's the anniversary of yesterday's price is not. Hello. Hello. We didn't even gotta do no questions, dog. That was it. We don't need no questions. We got anything with that, man? Yeah, that leg look like it's getting stronger. You better stop with my leg. Let me tell you something. It is. You want to know what's crazy? I'm at my store, N. They. They. They think I got the stinky leg, but it's okay. My fly, my fly. Let me tell you something. I'm just looking at the calf. He's looking. I get this from the streets. Look at that. Listen, I don't know what. You might touch the rim. God, I'm making fun of my legs. Why? These is rich fucking legs. They look rich. This shit just shiny color. Sea rich fucking shit up into the Baltic Sea. Fucking royal weddings in Dubai like this some real. They wish they had my legs. You could be cock diesel legs. You wish you had this type of shit. We walk with God, the squad and tee house. Don't let them tell you, yo, not the bolted. All I did was give him a compliment. Your calf is looking. It's looking like he was doing some catfish. I was trying to explain to him. I said, yo, listen, these. You wish you had these. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. If you could have seen the. Have seen what I was going through. This ain't the type of. This ain't what you want, bro. They look great to me. Thank you. They look great. You know, your man. Your man's in the eyes. I tell Jada, I see you, Jada, I'm trying to get you 100 million. He said, Yo, I'm trying to keep you out the insane asylum. You're going crazy up here, bro. What's wrong with you? That really. That touched me when I watched the repeat. When you thought about it. I said, yo, this guy. Did we think about not to bring it up. And let's take. Yeah, like somebody in our real life, Wendy Williamson was a powerhouse. Media. That's real. They really gassed it. Like she's crazy and took her bread. She had about 100 million bro owning productions and a TV show and all that. It's like they done it to somebody. So you might be saving me. It's doable. I ain't gonna let him do it to you, baby. You might be saving me from that same asylum. How old is your son? Three. Oh, man, I only get to see him on social media. You ain't bring him to see Uncle Jess yet when he come to America. He's here, though. I gotta see him before y' all get out of here, man. Well, yeah, we here. You know, three years old, he's three. Man, that's amazing. Man, they grow up so fast. You know, my daughter, my youngest, she's 19. Oh, this over there, look. Same something. I was just having them in the rough ride. Crazy, too. He think y' all crazy. Of course. Yeah, you think we all the way crazy. He's like, yo, I won't wait till this train self destruct. Like, yo, Fat Joey's crazy. I think you, you still safe. Like, people don't think you crazy like you've been up here. No, no, no, no. I'm saying if we cancel. Hold up, hold up. If we cancel the show today, you will still walk out of here the same Jadakiss I am. The Cat King a liar. Oh, no. Story evangelist, yo, I done sacrifice. No, wait. Is this what people saying about you? We got the most lit show in the game. Why you think I'm here? I know, sis, but what you got is you remember people as much people would love Floyd. Floyd Mayweather. Half of them hate it. They want to see him get knocked out. But he had that defense that showed the run. So these guys, they want to see Joe crack self destruct from all these. But when I tell them I'm the God crack Kim, I will show him a picture of me, 15 years old with the Kofi on. And then if you swipe left, I got the Metro. Just so you know, that P might have robbed the gym. You know, my come with receipts, but it sound like, yo, this guy's going crazy. Fat Joe is losing his mind. You know, almost wore the royal blue hat for the cat. That's crazy. It was ever a point in time in your. In your career where you was just like, yo, like, what's up? Like, being done with it? Nah, just like, like it was discouraging. Discouraging. It wasn't paying, like. Definitely. Definitely. I mean, she went from doctor. Yeah. I got dropped from Dre. Yeah. Her stories. Rough Riders. And then because I was signed to, like, Interscope, when Rough Riders kind of went through their issues with Interscope, I kind of got caught up in that, and that kind of fucked up everything for me. Like, when Tambourine came out, that basically, that's when everything kind of fell apart, and I definitely felt, like, deflated. This is one of the most discouraging businesses by far you could ever be. Yeah, I would. I would think. Yeah. Elaborate, brother. Oh, it's always something. Yeah. You may get in. You get the album you think is the album of your thing is five songs can't get cleared. Yeah. And this is not. It's always something nice. I mean, I think that's just with life right now, with it just being so much in social media and so much everybody in your business, and everybody got something to say, and everybody got a comment, this and opinion, and he's way harder now. Like, I think back in the days, you could hide your life. Like. Like. Like. I never used to see Rakim. When Rakim was number one, I never would see him. I'd be like, yo, does he really live in the mansion with. With this. With the fish with it, like. And so, you know, I'm like, it's real. That's real. This is his favorite dish. I'd be like, yo, that's. He must live in a mansion with fishes. His favorite D. Like, you know, like, we never seen Michael Jackson. Like, I never seen Michael Jackson. I seen him. You saw him? Yeah. Where? Summer jam that time? Vegas. Not summer jam. I seen Mike in Vegas. He walked right by me, got on the elevator. No. Yeah. And what mad security. I didn't get to speak to him, but he walked right by me. Never got to see Mikey. Nah, me neither. Who's the most famous you ever met? Win Hotel. I don't know. I mean, I think I've been like, Prince, for me, was probably. Is my top. Like, I got to record with him. I got to perform with him. I got to, like, hang out and really bust it up with him. So that, to me, that's fire. Yeah. Yeah. You think he really used to play basketball on the platforms? I don't know. I didn't see. I never saw that, but I heard he did. No, no. Charlie Murphy. Listen, I had one time to meet Prince. Yeah. And I fucked up. What happened? It's a legendary night, though. They Had a. When? When the All Star was in New Yo, Chris. Oh, he was performing. He was performing at the Jordan. Shit. I was there, he was there. I was there. And that's no Cap. I was so smacked right drunk this one night. Cause I never get high, drink. But that night, I got drunk and Prince was performing, and I was just like, yeah, I could catch him next time. Whatever. I ain't pay the right attention. And then he passed away, you know, shortly after. And I was like, damn, I could have. Like, really? Yeah. Cause you kind of took it for granted. That actually happened with me, with Michael Jackson. Like, could have met him. But then I was like, nah, I'll get to meet him. Well. Cause Swizz. I think Swizz was working with him. So I was like, I'll definitely meet him through Swizz, like, at a time. And then I think it was two weeks later or a week later, I was like, I'll just wait. You know, that happened to me. You know, My favorite singer of all time is Luther Vandross. And so when Luther was in the hospital, I pulled up. They told me what the hospital was, but I never met Luther. Never did. I parked outside the joint, and I was just like. I was scared to go upstairs. Yeah, of course. You know what I'm saying? So I ain't go upstairs. The hospital was Beth Israel on Second Avenue. You better stop bullshitting. Later, Cap. In your face and all this. He down with all them guys out there. I didn't say anything. You the leader of the joke. You're the asshole. It did help. Oh, my God. You know, like honeymooners. You the leader of the lodge. He gonna lead. But the sad thing is, I was scared to go upstairs, upstairs, because I didn't think he would know me or nothing like that. But, I mean, you couldn't go up there and say your last words. Yeah, man. I mean, but. And so it. Dmx. Yeah, right. That's another guy. You got super, dog. Yeah. Y' all got super history. Yeah. Do you got any DMX stories we probably might have never heard? Oh, my God. I don't got millions. Nah. Exes. X was like. I don't know. Special, you know? You know? But I'm asking you, the people, don't they. Nah. I mean, they say, my sister's lies. When I say my DMX stories, they say I'm lying 1 million percent. Nah. I don't even know what stories to tell. I mean, hanging out of windows, hanging out of cars, driving out of wind. Like, what the hell? Like, what the fuck? Speed and crazy. All the time. All the time. But for some reason, you trusted him. I don't even know. I've been in cars. I was in cars with him and used to do that. And for some reason, you fucking. He made you believe that you was gonna be okay, and you just was like, cool. We do a tribute to him. Like a small little tribute on the show. Yeah. And people really, they love him. So. Yeah, he was special, man. He was special. He was special. Yeah. You know, he was one of the greatest. You know, every time I. I think of dmx, man, he just had the biggest songs ever. Like, y' all gonna make me lose my mind. I mean, like, anytime I'm listening to music in the. In the show or club or something, one of his shits come on. Yeah. 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Stop hitting snooze on new tech. Win the tech search@lenovo.com. unlock AI experiences with the ThinkPad X1 Carbon powered by Intel Core Ultra processors so you can work, create and boost productivity all on one device. What do people ask you to do? What's your most successful impersonation? Oh, would you say. I know they all. They all are, but they like to be one that people always ask you. They like the Tony Soprano. Oh, yeah. You'd be killing Meadow and A.J. it's going out of the artist. Got the metal up with the gravy. All my kids love it. Meadow and aging and my sister Janice and Johnny Shack. Yo, that is crazy to me. That is. I don't know, my voice might be an Italian spot of all Italian joint. And you start talking like that, the whole place and look at you, right? They'll be like, yo, what the. They love it. And when I do it at the show, it's like the Italians go good. You know that one guy, he does a good Denzel. Oh, to Sea King, let me tell you something. Of all the dudes that did Denzel, me, Godfrey, my man Reggie, Reg out of Chicago, C. King and Dean Edwards. And again, this plays to people going, man, you a hater. You don't give it up to other people. I said, listen, C. King is so cold with it. I stopped doing it because I felt foolish. He's dead the fuck on. And every chance I get to promote him, I tell people, people still hit me up and go, yo, you're Denzel. See, King, he got the crown, man. He got that. He got the crown. Yeah. It's like. It's like that sometimes, you know, you got a big. Sometimes somebody does something so good, you don't want to fuck with it. Well, you know everybody. Like, there's certain impressions that everybody owns. Like you go, Frank Caliendo owns Madden. C. King owns Denzel. J. Farrell owns Will Smith. So for me, it's like Tony Soprano, Shaq, you know, as long as I score 28 10, I'm gonna dominate. If you don't score 28 10, you ain't gonna dominate. I get a ball on the inside, inside, outside game. You gotta get a big dog to ball, man. You gotta put the eyes. That's the comedic. That's the whole comedic part of it. Why you making it look like he in the back of the Bus man. Just like that. Yo, he sou. But you ain't see the eyes. He was doing the real. Shaq loves it. In the yellow bus. Shaq loves it. Shaq loves it. He loves it. He was on a drink. Hey, I love Jada Kiss. But he really me up with this Euro step. No, no, no. You being a comedian, you seen that you. You thought somebody helped anybody threw the battery in his back. Listen, for him to hit me. Listen, that was too good. Yo. That shit was too good. I can't keep fighting you for verbal rebound position. Listen, rappers and comedians have a little bit, a little bit of. Cause it's wordplay, it's jokes, it's metaphors, punchlines. So that's not, that's not a spot. Listen, I can rap, but I'm not a rapper. But I can some lyrics, facts. Let me. I don't want to embarrass myself, but. Because I tried to do a Biggie impression and it was awful. But I wrote the lyrics where I said something about the Biggie. Baby delivers cold like the shivers Talk slick shit spit game is vicious malicious how I roll through you like a cancer doc Speak bleep talk about your chances seem to work slow the chemo flesh to the bone marrow Life went on that road Fuck sorrow beef make peace with your priesthood Least think about tomorrow Papa Spotcha, Biggie B then dropped you Chris Keep it real, keep it frank Like Sinatra, something like that. So I'm not a rapper, but I, I. You know what I mean? And I'm better than this new generation. These is God. And he was using it be our voice a little bit, but I don't really have it. Like how you feel when you go into Ian. Enough people have jacked Biggie's voice that he don't have to be that accurate. Like, you know. But when I did every fat, that dude came up to me with Biggie voice. I personally, no disrespect, guys, let me. If you want to learn something right now in hip hop, I think I've been in it for a long time as a fan, as a rapper. Don't jack nobody. Their style, their voice, their swag. You're wasting your time. Do you know how many guys I met that were fucking dead nice? That all it had to be was dumb and it might have been a superstar, but when they come on and they. They doing the voice, I don't like nobody sounding like nobody. That's why when I. When I get called the old head for going, yo, why don't you like this new generation. All you niggas sound the same. The same melodies, the same cadence, the same flow. There's all you. All you sound the same. But it was always like that, right? No, no, you have. Listen, if you tretch in the 90s, Trex was rhyming like this, dude, y' all n. If you look at every video at that time, every rapper from anywhere was doing. Whoever's been popping, they've been jacking these people. If DMX Stretch had that move, if DMX was. You know how many guys I've seen come in the studio with a dog thinking they hurt? And those guys. And those guys didn't last. No at all. So originality was a thing back then? Oh, no. Very, very. But now it's commonplace to be the same. It's crazy. But I do believe that this new generation is. Is a lot different from my. And I'm not trying to hate on them or talk them down. I just say that they're looking more for the bag or the lit. It ain't so much culture. It ain't so much, yo. This was the legend they like, yo, for some reason, everybody. I don't know if it's like that in comedy, but everybody think they could be a rapper. They think this is the easiest job in the world. Everybody. The guy at the Target. Target. The guy who works the front desk in this building, the guy at the deli, the dudes on the corner. Everybody think that rap is just the easiest shit in the world. But it could become successful. But a lot of people feel like today it is because it's garbage. This shit is just not as potent as it used to be. It's garbage. So the dude at Target can be a rapper Is stepped on baking soda, nigga. I'm telling you, if I really wanted to, I could do this shit. But my passion for excellence won't allow me to sound like garbage. I try to tell, like, guys similar. I try to. We're not so offensive. But I try to tell, like, my nephews or whoever try to rap and all that I'd be like, yo, it's so much easier for you. And we had to guard rock him, you know, even Fat Joe. I discovered Big Pun, but I went to the school of Big Pun. Meaning we double platinum and the party's outside and we the hottest. And he be like, fuck that. We writing bombs today. It's 90 degrees and everybody coming in the Benzes in the truck. Yo, we going to Orchard Beach. We like, fuck all that crack. We writing and so I went to the school of Big pump with he will bust your ball problem. Like the way we used to rhyme when Big Pun was alive. Not even healthy for your brain. Like, you find a way to put 50 words in one loose leaf. That thing. One of the most classics ever. That diddly diddly. This is exactly what I'm thinking of while I'm explaining it to you. Right? It's like when we did that song, it was like so much pressure to put every word together, everything together. And now you gotta have some swag, some melodies, something. It's definitely easier. Listen, man, I sent out a post one time where I said, biggie's Niggas Bleed should be a tutorial for anybody trying to rap. Because with that. That picture he painted with the melody and the pace of the song, you thought you was looking at a scene in a Martin Scorsese film. I mean, it was vivid. And I'm like, that should be. If you gonna be a rapper, you have to. You should have. I thought. In real life, I can't say much. Yeah. In real life, I can't say as much as him. Cause they was actually part of the team. But, you know, Biggie was my man. And I seen the Scorsese picture in real life, you know, I was in his house hanging out with him in Brooklyn. And this. He just got lit. But I mean, like, just got lit. He was like, yo, Joe, come to my show. I think it was Roseland at a Palladium. I got a show tonight, this and that. And Biggie was like, us hockey shirt, shorts, whatever. This, this, this. And, man, when I seen the pictures of that party where he had the salmon suit on with the gators, with the. I seen him transform into that character. Not saying he ain't the real deal, but I seen. Seen it with my own eyes. It shocked me. I knew him and I couldn't believe it. Like, he did so much for the culture of, you know, taking. You know, if you think about Biggie, everything was underground before that. Like, so a song like Mass Appeal, there was straight hardcore beats, primo. And lyrics from Guru Rest in Peace, that was a hit, and that was playing on every radio station. And it was like hardcore shit was the hit. And then Biggie turned it into, like, taking old samples and making it a super hit, right? So his vision to rap on those beats and to take it to another level, everything about him, it still pause. Blows my mind every time I listen to Biggie. Because I just can't believe he was that good. Like. And it's cadence and it's flow. It's funny because again, when people go, yo, what's your top five? And I say it, and I seen this online where people go, I don't know how people put big in they top five. He only released two albums. And I'm going, listen, how much evidence do you need to see to tell that somebody is special? So what do you think? That if he was alive, he would have just fell off? It was going to get better. I don't need eight albums to know what you worth. You showed me the first time. So come on, man. That's why I'm telling you, man. People are fucking stupid. Most people are fucking stupid. Like, you really don't see it. You don't understand it. And because I'll say that, oh, this nigga here. Don't you want me to stay true to your. To your opinion? And you voicing your opinion? I don't disagree with you. I've had young kids tell me that Biggie sounds like to the hip hop to them right now with the way they rap, yo, you know, the youth is crazy. Look, our heroes, well, my heroes, like I said, I grew up on y' all Rakim, KRS1. You know what I mean? Biggie, they heroes is Lil Uzi. Satchels and purses. I can't disrespect Lil Uzi on here. That's your opinion. I'm just. He's my guy and I love him. What was your experience like on Mad tv? Cause when I saw you on there, it was like you was fucking lit beyond. It was like one of the first black people on Mad TV for me. Yeah. Yeah. Were you? No, actually before that was Orlando Jones, Phil Lamar and Deborah Wilson. I came in season three. He was one of the lit. Listen, man, you know, again, if I could have had it my way, I would have loved to have taken the path of Eddie Murphy. You know, a couple years on SNL and then to the stratosphere. But I didn't get a chance to play in the NBA. I played in CBA or the aba. You know what I mean? Mad TV just wasn't snl. Let me tell you something. They always got that little white affiliation. But no disrespect to my white brothers and sisters, but they always got like, JB Smooth, he's pretty much a black jewel. Like they he with that Larry David. He must be performing at every bar mitzvah. JB Smooth is Jewish. Don't get that fucked up. You know, they got that once you get that little Eminem CO sign. I'm telling you, that's my man. They love him, the Jews love him. He's down with Larry David. That's his group. Like Tracy Morgan, Tracy Morgan, keep it all the way. Hip hop, big gold chase. Like I be worried, No, I be bumping into the church. Tracy Morgan's one guy. I bump into the hood in the million dollar Lamborghini. Any other day with the top off. I don't know what the fuck he doing there. He driving by himself, no security. He's all the way hood. But for some reason, the white people really love Tracy Morgan. I mean, he hit all the right notes, you know what I mean? Saturday Live, 30 Rock, you know what I mean? So he hit all the right notes. And listen, I've worked, so there is a truth to that. Oh, absolutely. And listen, Tracy, man, you know I love you, we comedians, but I always go, tracy Morgan sounds like a New York City drag queen, yo. Yeah, Tracy, how you doing? That's comic banter, man. It's got shitting on all my idols, huh? But that's what comics do, man. If he, if he was here, he'd hit me back. Yeah, I'm Tracy. Let's go, Tracy. Caught that bag too. That got too much money. Every time I see him, yo, can I invest? He don't even know what he want to invest in. Yeah, every time I see, want some money? Can I invest? Like, yo, Tracy, I don't need no money now that got the super bag, you know, he told me, he said if he dropped because we live in the same neighborhood, his shit is bigger than mine. Don't get it. Fucked up his house. That 30 Rock money, I think it was that Walmart money. I'm sure that made the bag heavier, but NBC, Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock, Prime Time, I'm sure he had the bag, but the bag, you know, when you lawsuit, it's like you don't get no taxes on that or no, you get the whole. Whatever you get. But he said he called the cops on his. If he sees his brother and sisters in that neighborhood, because they don't belong there, he'll call the cops. Like, yo, they outside. That's hilarious. What happened? They said you had an encounterment with the dog backstage in la. Bmx. Oh, oh, man. Yeah. This was back when, you know, comedy albums was a thing. So I went to the Jay Z concert at the Staples center and everybody in the back, you know, Bust Rhymes and Snoop, and I was trying to get people to hold up the Album be like, yo, support my man da da, da da. So I saw X and I was like, yo, X, let me holler at you. And so I go into the living, into the locker room, and there's one entrance in, one entrance out. About 15 came in there behind him. And then the security comes in, slams the door and stands in front of the door. And I'm like, hey, I was just wondering if you could do some joint, dog. My voice, I don't know, I heard, you know what I mean? My voice, I didn't. Let me hear it. If it's good, yeah. If it's not, let me tell you something, man. I've been black my whole life. I grew up, you know, I didn't grow up in the projects, but I grew up poor. And that's how I knew where my level of blackness ended. This nigga was talking to me, and at one point, he pulls the razor blade out from under his tongue. And that's the first time I saw that. And I'm like, how is this nigga talking? Not cutting himself. And I went, yeah, my nigga, them ends there. Yo, my nigga, I'm black up to a point. That was it. Let me tell you something. Your man dmx, the stories I got about dmx, he probably got more. He was down with him. But yo, dmx, man, he was the trip. He was the real, real trip. He did mad tv. He was the real deal. Yeah, I played his mother. We did a skit when he came off the road. And I'm in the granny outfit with the gray hair and the glasses with the chain with Tim's on. And so he's like, yo, ma, these bitches. And I mean, they don't. They don't let me fight for me Earl. And I mean. And I was like, yo, son, relax. We gonna talk about these hoes. So it's just me and him going back and forth like, yeah, I thought of this crazy story, right? It's gonna lead to a question for me, right? This is crazy. It's insane. This is an insane one, right? But it's the truth. It's uncappable, right? So I got a friend, right? He passed away. We used to call him Joe Bentley. Cause he owns so many Bentleys. When we go to Miami, we used to have all these drop top Bentleys. This guy had too many Bentleys. Like a Italian dude. Too much, right? He died. He died, right? But I'm just telling you this story because I thought about it on the way here. I was like, who it be. But anyway, so this guy must have been the original capper because, you know, everything I say is true. These people just ain't have an incredible life like this, so they can't. They can't comprehend the shit I be saying, right? So this man was the bigger Kappa than me. So every time he was so rich, but every time he would tell me stories, I'd be like, he's full of. Told me he used to sit share. One day he picks me up in my house in Miami, pulls up Star Island, Share opens the door on the bustier, and this walks in. You can't believe, right? So the man tells me that when O.J. simpson was in the Bronco, he was in the airport with the private. That O.J. simpson is his man, right? He was the one waiting for him, for him and AC Green to come on a Private breakout. This guy did. He tell me, I'll count. But the point is, the man telling me all this shit the whole time. I know, yo Fendi, I know he's. I know he's my man. He filthy witch. But the shit he was telling me, I could not believe, right? So one day, it's his wife's birthday, and he says, yo, we throwing. His wife is named Nicole. Joe Bentley, his wife is named Nicole. So he says, yo, we throwing her birthday party in my other house, up in, like, where Trump lives, Palm beach or some shit. We pull up, this got white horses. The guy had too much money, right? I go with the terror squad. It's me, Remy, Pistol Pete. This is why I got witnesses with this one. We go in there, O.J. simpson is in the house. So Remy and Pistol start smoking blunts with him. They having the best time with OJ Said OJ Was smoking. Smoking blunts with Remy and Pistol, right? Remy said she even got a picture of that, right? So I go like this. If you can murder two people, smoking blunts is easy. Yeah, you right. You absolutely. The moral to the story is when they came down to cut the cake, Happy birthday, Nicole. Joe Bentley puts the machete in OJ's in OJ s hand. And he said, you did it, nigga, you did it. And OJ Start chasing him around the house with the fucking knife somebody got. Y' all gotta get an animator and turn these stories. Shout out to Mr. Commodore. That's what we need. Mr. Commodore just already start. You seen the. He did. He did. Like when I robbed the gym. He played it over. He's white face with blonde hair, fat belly out. He's doing the Charlie Murphy. But listen what I'm saying. OJ Starts chasing him around the house with the knife. He said, you did it, man. You did it. The. Who would be the O.J. simpson of 2025 if somebody killed their wife or something like that? Who are you the talking about? Who would stop TV if they was in the white Bronco chasing them? They might have allegedly killed their wife in 2025. Who's the celebrity? Any celebrity. Any. No. Yeah, no, that's. That's murder and fame. So you think any celebrity would. Would have the TV going crazy? Yeah. So you ain't got one pick. OJ Wasn't even a big celebrity when that shit happened. He just was OJ My pick is Tiger Woods. Tiger. Because you got a white girl. It gotta be a white girl, right? To make this go crazy. And white people. Where did this come from? I thought he had a question for you. I do. Here's the question. The question is, I was setting them up. Who's the OJ of 2025? If a celebrity did some. Allegedly did some shit like that, who would every channel turn on to everybody that killed, too. But when you said. When you say that element now you talking about the white girl, does it have to be that element? No, I'm just thinking about how crazy it could get. Will Smith from Slap to Murder. Will Smith running this crazy. Are you kidding? Oh, no, you might. And Jazzy Jeff is driving. Jassy Jeff. And he got the aux cord. He's DJing while he's driving and as he's driving. It's in West Philadelphia. Born and raised. Oh. Because I'm thinking Tiger Wood's got the white wife. He's golf. The white people watch golfing. Cause the white people love O.J. that's what made it so crazy, right? Yeah, but it's 2025. Black men murdering white women don't have the same cachet. Yeah. Yo. The views of this ain't. Yo, this is out of control. You can make a difference in someone's life, including your own, with a job in home care. These jobs offer flexible schedules, healthcare, retirement options, and free training. They also provide paid time off and opportunities for overtime. 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But I gotta cut you off before that because there's some like in the comments that think I grew up like the Huxter boost. I'm saying I don't know what the is wrong with these people but and coming from where we come from, it's a beautiful thing to have both of your parents. Yes, I know in route they see all these people. Yeah, we had both of our parents. Do that mean we wasn't in the street? No. Do that mean our household? We had gold spoons? No. My mom did she bust her ass. My pops was on drugs. He was able to shake back. I was outside doing shit. I was smart in school. I was athletic that I was outside. Just ask the people. Just ask the cops. Just ask any fucking body you want to ask. And some reason these people got you can't be you. You can't be standing up to your word if you have both of your parents. Are you some type of an asshole? It's a blessing to have both of your parents if you can have both of your parents. Illiteracy, delusion. It's like, yo, these illusional records, yo, listen, if you a farmer bum, don't comment on made niggas, all right? Tell them again. If you're a bum, don't comment on made niggas, man. Just, just, just. And what's wrong with. Elevate. What's wrong with. Came from somewhere to get the. Out of it. Super superior. That's how I'm looking at that thing. I don't understand when people are stuck in time, y'. All. Harlem, you got something. Look at my man. Harlem. Harlem made for me, man. He said he got a gift for me. I told, man, you might as well come on. Harlem everywhere, man. He's a great guy, man. I knew you. I knew you looked it. I knew you. You know this happened. There you go, my brother. Bill Clinton wearing the TS Air Force. That's fire. This ain't Photoshopped, my brother. No, that's fine. No cap in this. You see that? I got that Presidential Bill Clinton rocking these sneakers. I've been trying to put up a poster I got of this in my house. They won't allow me. Hold it up. It's Bill Clinton, bro. Thank you, my brother. This shit is beautiful. I don't see why he wouldn't wear your Air Force One, huh? You like getting Ed. Throw the flag. Yo, you got two. Get the. That's a flag. He gonna hit me with it. I ate my own son. Throw the flag, man. Yo, probably had some air zone when he got right, man. I mean, my man Bill probably had joined in the whole office that day. I know somebody who's. I can't say, but who is. I'm talking about top five dead or alive singer. I can't even. In every genre, just in case. The man goes to perform for Christmas at the White House. And he says Bill Clinton pulled him in the room and was like, yo, where the hose at, bro? I thought you were the. It seems Bill ain't learned his lesson. Yo, Bill Clay tells him, I'll tell you who have to call us. You'll die. The man tells me, yo, I'll go to sing at the White House. Bill Clinton pulls me in the room like, yo, I thought you had all the. Man, where's the. At this, this, that? He was like, yo, this is the. In the White House. The President, you know Bill, he liked the ladies, man. Oh, speaking of food, you know the spot. Well, shout out to make my cake in Harlem. Yo, make my cake. They on 125th. People used to walk bottom on, on, on. On 7th and you could just smell it. Oh, my. People watched our episode from the Bronx, right? I'm from. I'm from Harvard. Real. But guys, nice. I'm telling you, Mount Morris park, people from the Bronx, the restaurant you said that got the banging sauce is Groovy Lou's in laws. They're gonna next show, they gonna bring. They gonna lace you and bring you to remember because you told us about it on the show. What else? Somewhere in the Bronx, I got the chicken, the sauce. One of these episodes you was talking about a spot in the Bronx with the banging sauce. Well, whoever you was talking about, sisters, they coming. He's about to bring you on. You know what I'm looking for. Put me on to turkey chops. Back in the day. Stop it. Shopping. They ain't got the turkey chops. Because I went to every stopping shop looking for the turkey chops. They ain't got cooked already. But I think you gotta cook them. No, no. The question is, what exactly are we talking about? Fake pork chops. He must be hungry. Cause that's what I'm saying. Are you hungry? Do we need to order that? Like, what we. I'm just saying, like, what's the end all be all? Cause I'm hungry too. Like, is it hungry now or the next episode? Why would y' all n order no chicken? He order some shit for next week. That's what I'm saying. I'm telling you right now, J. I'm thinking, is the shit coming today? I'm holding. No, no. What I'm saying is we was talking hall on the color conduct the interview. He over here asking you about your five favorite soul foods. No, I did. You said turkey chops. That came out because the Chinese spot 150. But I. I had answered it. Food is really important. Turkey chops. I'm like, yo, like, they bring us up. I'm with you. I thought we was on. He said, no, no. What? Shout out to Vaughn. I'm looking for turkey shots. No, no. What's on this guy's mind over Vaughn? Zip used to take me to a spot downtown, like big time. A Caprielli's or some wild shit. And they used to have the turkey chops that you take home and you fry it like pork chops. And it tastes like pork chops. They stopped making it. So the other day I seen the soul food joint. I was like, yo, it said turkey chops. I was like, yo, where the. The turkey chops? What Spot was. And then everybody starts telling me turkey chops. And they all said stop and shop. But I went to like 10 stop and shops, by the way. We got rewinded 10 up in that too. So if you want to go 53. The moral of the story is there's no turkey shop. They are. He just don't know where they at. I love that we found something, though, because I was confused as to. No, he's just. I'm just happy we found it. I'm crazy. Don't mind me. No, I love it. I love it. I'm just. I'm just happy we found it because I wasn't sure where we was going to. I'm looking defend you, you know what I mean? I didn't know where jobs for years. They discontinued it. And then the other day I talked about it, one of his shows. And everybody told me, nah, they got the turkey chops. So I went to 10 supermarkets. Detective, how dare they? That's a big deal for me. That's a big fucking deal. But, you know, ain't no swine. There ain't no pork on my fork, no ham in my pants. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what you say. I don't know. At 15. Yeah. The sweet, tender age of 15. You choreographed Beyonce's Ring the Alarm video. What was that? How did that. That's crazy. How did that. You wanna know what's crazy? Another stamp to New York. She wanted to learn the chicken noodle soup. Wow. And this is, you know, this one. I was rolling around with the big hair, the fitted cap. You already know. You know what I'm saying? So who better to get her right there, you feel me? So they called me. Cause I was outside battling everybody. Like it was up for everybody. So it's like they called me to come and do it. But you already know the Harlem. And be like, I'm about to throw wow. Other shit in there. Like, it's like, yo, she had one job. She just wanted to learn the chicken noodle soup. And I went in there and I was ready. Like, I wasn't like, I was like, hey, everybody, I'm ready to work. Let's go. Boom, boom, boom. And she just started dying laughing. She's like, oh, yeah, she's a star. Like, I was ready. We were shaking noodle soup in some more shit. Like I was throwing in mad other shit. Like maybe this, maybe this. Then she called me back for another performance that she had and, you know, let me, you know, help work on that and, you know, it just was amazing. But I'm also a sponge. I'm SpongeBob square fucking pants. Like, I'm a soaking everything. I'm a sitting there learning while you was working, learning so to be able to, you know, work with her. And it's like, at that age, I'm taking in everything. But Harlem in me is, like, understand aesthetics. And I was already 15, walking by dance groups like, nah, this need to be like this. Yeah. Cause if you look from here, it's just not right. I ain't rolling. You feel me? Like, I was bossy, but it was always for the best. You know your hood, right? You know, I don't know if, you know, I started at 132nd and Park Avenue, where. Yes, ma', am. Right by where the pimps and the hoes used to be. And the free cheese was out there underneath the train. My man Chubby Love, he passed away. My man Chubby Love, AKA Gerard X, his sister's trying to get the block named after him. So you know the term with that, where the basketball courts and a handball court where he used to say, crack is whack. He used to be out there. So one day he pulls up, he's in a Ford Taurus, and he gets out the car. This guy's like 600 pounds. You have had to seen him when you was a kid. He was this big, and he got out Louis Vuitton from the floor, bro. And I said, oh, shit, what's that? Cause this guy fought 600 pounds. What the. He was. He was like, yo, this Dapper Dan. He was like. I was like, what? He took me to Dapa dead when I was 14. I got my first step of that because Gerard X, I never seen no like that. He get out the car, the car go up, he goes and the Louis Vuitton all the way up. And that guy took me to dap, Gerard X. And so when I realized you're from that same hood right there. Very important growing up so hard, though, right? Like, growing up in that area, because, you know, you go to that school across. You went to that school right there. What school? The school right around the corner. What's that school right there? What? I was a menace in peace. You got, like, metal detectors and TSA in that school. My man's wife was the principal. She had me go talk to the kids. I never seen no like that. They had the metal detectors with the cop in the front. They still got pimps and. And all that over there. Yeah, I mean, Latina make sure we got permission for this. Because last time I tried this, they said, boom. That was a great song. Matter of fact, hold on. Is that. You sure you smoked in the White House? Yeah. You. Me? What about me? We did this before. Then I watched the episode, the screen. Y' all just make sure y' all find his turkey chops. You heard it say that again. Y' all just make sure y' all find his turkey chops. He wanted find them turkeys not stool. When you sold the rum. When you sold this sofa. You know what's crazy? Type it in Uber eats. You was you type it in Uber eats, you might be able to find the turkey chops. And they gonna find my mission today. I'm gonna find me. Let me go Uber eats right quick. They got something. Louie. I'll get you. They ain't got no. They ain't got no. Let's get into this exclusive. Read the whole damn mouth, James. Put it loud. Got a few questions for you is getting real confusing. Do you want this or do you don't see a difference in the way you moving? Proving you don't give a about losing Was at home so now I'm gone Was your wife or was your all you did was make me cry but you enjoy the view hey so walking selfish can't get through to you who really wins When a family feel so good you turn love blue your PR divide the hard part is over with lucky day I knew it and I can't react it's over away Sheesh. Escape room that was the hard part Holy. Was that a beautiful song. Make sure you download, stream, purchase wherever you get your forms of music Escape project Lucky Shout out Lucky day Shout out Lucky day fellow six packer this guy gonna perform six packed out this guy right here, right? Lucky day lots of people. I gotta tell you the vibe that gave me first of all, you picked up right where you left off. Even better growth. Yeah. That was vibe. That was a beautiful. You know that reminds me of when she called the car that she was like, you might not have noticed me, but I'm the waitress. You know, I throw water in your car in your. In your. In your cool. My. My boss told me not to throw inside my work clothes. He told me not to throw the milk, but I throw the milk in your chocolate. And what was name of that spot legendary on the Harlem hand pan was legend. Yo, you gotta stop. You ain't no. No ham in my pan. That's a Harlem restaurant. I knew the name of it. All right. My Pan. But this is why y' all got her. That's that vibe, though. I never really brag about jail because I only did four months. I got friends that did 20, 30, 40 years. But last night, I get. I only did four days, huh? I only did four days, man. That's a lot. Hell, looking out the window for four days, looking at the bus stop. What? I know you was at County. So you had black coffee, bologna sandwich, shit like that. Had crackhead smelling a cup of Kool Aid. Tell you something, I did time. Two vitamins. I gotta explain this to you. I did time in the Feds donut. And there's two. You know, I'm a thinking, right? Orange juice. Let me tell you. I'm just thinking, right? I grew up in the projects, right? And there's this grass in the middle of all the project builders. We got big project buildings. Every building is 14 floor, 145 apartments. I counted all the doors, right? Everybody was 14 floors, 145 apartments. Counted all the doors. Counted all the doors now. And everybody got nine kids. So this is like, you up one guy, you gotta fight the other brother. You gotta fight Jamie Jonathan Crayford. So you get up to one of them, pound you out. You gotta go up the line. Then the Diesel brother come out zone. Good luck. Yeah. At least you stood tall. You fought him. You got. You got your ass whipped. That's where I come from. Projects is like gladiator. The point I'm trying to make is there's a big grass in my projects. Everybody has shootouts there. They have fights. You know, one day, I go up to the roof of my building and I look at the grass and I say to myself, was this like an experiment? Because, like, if you go up on my roof and you see the gun battles and the fights and everything that happened in the middle of the grass, you sit up there. It's almost like the Coliseum. And so where I'm getting to is when you go to the Feds, where I went, you got 2,000 dudes, Jamaicans, Arya Nations, Spanish dudes, black dudes, these white American dudes. And there's only four tables. I'm just trying to. There's four tables with four chairs. That's 16 seats. And there's 2,000 guys. And it's right in front of the three TVs. You got the Spanish TV. The blackest guy don't know English. He looking at the mommies in the Spanish tv. Like, that's like Telemundo. No, no, that shit is like you might as well call that shit soft porn looking at that. They don't gotta know what they talking about. They up in there like this every day, right? So you got four tables. Of course I got a table, right? Oh, I got a table. No, no. Walking in 10 minutes. 10 minutes. I said, yo, who sits in them tables? Homeboy looked at me shook because a lot of guys are pussy. They not really real. Just cause you in jail, you act tough, you get in jail. I watch people get smacked, punched in the face, and said, my bag and keep walking. These guys cocked, these who playing basketball. Nephew, you don't gotta go in there for me to tell you the guys you think is tough on your block. I watch guys get punched in their face and say, my bag, I'm sorry, and walk away. I never seen no shit like that. You got to fucking murder me. Like, you just can't do it, right? So I'm up in there. He does that. I go down to the table. Guy's sitting there, I'm like, yo, my man, get the fuck up. He don't want to get up. I say, you're my man. You got to get the fuck up. He got up and he left. So I took the table. Ten minutes in there, right? Sit down. Half the jail hated me. A thousand niggas hated me because they was like, oh, he's not going to get kick freestyles. This in here on this, right? I wanted you to run everybody rhyme in jail. Change a lot. Everybody want to ride for you. I ain't let one dude ride for me. So I'm sitting down in the chair, they looking. Some of them hate me, some of them don't. Whatever. Who gives a right? Only got four months anyway. So I'm willing to be in the box for the four months. The point is, soon as I figured it out, like, I just needed like a week in there, right? Because the. The first week, they. The feds don't give you commissary. I don't give a fuck if you Donald Trump. It takes you two weeks. I walked in there. Listen, you got him getting. Him getting it. Nah, I got him getting. He breaks the rules, Let me tell you. I walked in with $5,000 cash in my pocket to put in commissary. He still took two. Two weeks. The point is, the first meal, I had to wait online. And they were very generous. Everybody, they kept throwing the, like, the plate. They kept throwing. They threw like six or eight of them on my table, right? When I tell you this shit tastes like dope, Listen, even the guys that mind their business, there's some guys in jail, mind their business, don't bother nobody. They over there, they don't talk to nobody. You know, they good people. When I tell you all of them looked over and wanted to see my first reaction when you had his food. This was dog shit. This food, right? My dog was eating better than this. They all look and they was like, okay, he know what it is in here now, right? So I go like. But very quick. I got me Italian chef. They had a chef down in the, in the thing. Chef junior. He wasn't pussy, so don't think. He was just Italian, but he was my chef. He made me homemade ice cream, mozzarella. They would steal the clams and he would make me laguini and clam sauce. 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Win the tech search@lenovo.com Lenovo Lenovo unlock AI experiences with the ThinkPad X1 carbon. Powered by Intel Core Ultra processors so you can work, create and boost productivity all on one device. I got the guy I got pick up a guy I told you about Hong Kong's Mongolia. So in jail. In jail. How you think the Hong Kong's Mongolian just. He was the guy nobody wanted. And so in jail. If you white, you with the white guys, you black, you with the black guy, you with the Spanish. He was a white guy that the white guys ain't want. What? But I saw him. Yeah, but he was, man, he had that boot strength. So like he played basketball. Nobody want to D him because he'll hit you with an elbow or. He was strong. So I said, my man, come with us, man. You eat with us. You with us. I gave him a name, Hong Kong's Mongolian. And one day he comes up to me because the guy's. Yeah, partially slow. I mean, but he's a. No, no, he's not slow. He's just slow. He's. Yeah, he's a little bit. He ain't go past second grade. But this guy was, you know, he was damn second grade. Nah, but you give him at least, give him at least sixth grade. No, this guy take out 10, give him six, give him six. This guy would take out 10, 20 guys like it was all out war. He's gonna take out 10, 20. He's Hong Kong's Mongol. Yo, look at. He used to stand there like this. The white guys was looking like, oh, it gotta be something to this bad. Joseph snatched up this guy and I'm calling him in the old job, yo, listen, ain't no different than this show. Hong Kong's Mongolian, he's walking through. What's up, boss? They looking like we made a mistake. We didn't recruit this. He was like Shador. They let him go. They let him go. He went past all the drafts and I seen the sparkle in him. I said, yo, this is Hong Kong's money. He come up to me one day, he said, boss, boss. I said, what's up? He said, I just realized Hong Kong and Mongolia is two different places. I said, my man, shut the fuck up. Be happy I gave you a day. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, boss. Okay, boss. He goes on, but I got this story where I thought about it Last night. And I don't really brag about jail because These guys did 10,000 years in jail, but in the feds, less now than ever. But they always said, you go to the feds and God's got money in there. So next to me in the table, don't ask me how they got the table was four Latinos. But they. They could be. I'm in Miami, so they could be, like, Cuban, but I don't think they Cuban, but you could tell they got money. Like in the streets. If I pulled up in the Cullinan, they pulling up in the Cullinan, like they're pulling up. These guys got money. They're not bothering nobody. They got money. I don't really talk to them because they really ain't my type of guys. I'm sorry if y' all watching. They wasn't my style of guy, you know what I'm saying? And so one day, we sitting there, we watching tv, and the guy goes and orders a pizza pie. Now, at least the jail I was in, a pizza pie is like caviar, right? Everybody ain't have a pizza pie. Any normal person, they have had a real pizza pie or something. Still a big deal in jail. I watch throwing bananas down. They or apple, like, do the most derelict for anything in there. Like, I mean, grown men, yo, watching your back while you stealing a banana. That's how bad it is in jail, bro. This is really a third world country in America. It's bad in there, but anyway, pizza. They up to like, 20 pizzas for no reason. They couldn't even eat it. Y' all another pizza. Every time a pizza came, they kept looking at me. My table was right next to me. It was like. I go in my cell, okay? In the feds, at least the jail I'm at, the eggs they give you in the morning is powdered eggs. They had never seen the real egg in the jail. A fucking egg. Think about where you go to store, buy a dozen. They had never seen a real egg in the jail I was in. I go in my cell, I come out, microwaves right there. The whole fucking sea cracker egg. Bam. One. That was it. Yo. They had never seen the egg. Bam. One, bam. Two, bam. I'm up to 40, 50 eggs. Just. Yo, yo, yo, yo, bam, bam. Like I'm the old child's watching. The arm is through the chat. Yo, yo, yo. I'm trying to. That's 40, 50 eggs. How about I keep going? Oh, to like six to seven. 67, eight. Six to seven, six seven. Like this. The. Look at me dizzy. They learned the pizza dudes, bro, they'd never seen an egg. I bust open so many eggs, the scrambled eggs are so big. And I just kept going like this, like, letting them know, like, yo, bro, I got shit. You ain't even see in this fucking jail. Y' all trying to play with me with some pizzas. Y' all got me fucked up. I get up to the six, seven. I give him Chef Junior. Let him go. You know what's crazy is we had. And this. This. This. No offense, with this slight racist. What I'm about to say right now, we had. No, no, no. I'm telling you. We had one Asian guy in the whole jail. One Asian. And I would bother him every day, like, yo, you make Chinese rice. You know how to cook. You know how to cook. You make. I'm a fat dude. Like, I preferred, like, listen to me, man. I want the Chinese rice. The man telling me, yo, I don't cook. I keep bothering them, yo, he's. I don't cook. I don't cook. I'm like, yo, you got chain. You know? Huh? They know how to make it. He would. I gotta give him it. He wouldn't let me punk him into making Chinese rice. I kept bothering them, like, yo, you make Chinese? You got Chinese food. You got Chinese. You know how he was like, no, I don't know. All right. So one day is my man's birthday, and I give the dude the white towel, like a Mr. Chow. And I have him. I have him serve my man for his birthday, like his man. I said, Yo, Mr. Chow, baby. Mr. Joe. I captain with the white. With the white towel over his head. I'm like, yo, Mr. Child, man. In the feds, man, you got Mr. Chow. I mean, yo, we was clowns, man. This thing is crazy. No, no, yo, listen. Clowns, I said. So I go on the Visit, and somebody slips me some Jordans. Now, in the Feds, you either wearing a gray sweatsuit or a beige. I don't give a fuck who you are. They are not. No one has Jordans. I got it by default. Told me, yo, slip your shit off. I slipped it off in the Visit. Then I put them on as Jordans. Biggest mistake of my. Like, I go up at the elevator. The whole elevator is like. You know, because you in this building, they got these elevators. You could put a tractor trailer in there. So they got 300 guys on the video, on the end. The whole visit is looking at my feet. Like, I walk in the tier Puerto Rican dude, barber. I would love to see him. He was a barber with a little tail from Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. He was a real one. So he runs up and goes, like, I tell you, it's real ratio in there. He runs up and goes, may Bach. May Bach. He starts screaming. If I wanted to be on the low, it's no low. He's screaming, maybach. Maybach. Basically, he's saying, yo, the Puerto Rico. The Latino guy, the Maybach, like the Cullinan on his feet. You ain't never see this shit. He telling everybody, yo, them Jordans is a Maybach in here, man. It's a Maybach. And he's screaming at everybody. Start looking up from all corners. So I get the spaghetti feet damn near. You know, my looking like Jerry Lewis. I'm walking too. I want they did. I know for sure I'm in trouble, right? For sure. I'm not scared of somebody stealing the sneaker. I'm in trouble, right? So I felt like homeboy, what's his name? Huggy Bear, with the fish tank pumps. Remember when he came out the jail, he had to fish in the shoes. Years later, and they was playing Public Enemy. This shit. I'mma get you, sucker, bro. I felt like Huggy Bear walking out there in them shits. Sure enough, the next day, they rushed my cell. They got these people like Internal affairs or whatever they call sis. They rush the cell. Boom. I'm working out. They pull out the Jordans. I go on the thing. The system warden is there. Now this woman. And shout out to the woman. She's like, tough, real tough. So I said, hey, I was always nice to this lady. I don't know why I was always nice to her. Anytime I passed her, anytime I did something, I was like, hey, more than I. I had that rapport. So she says, none of these people are your friends, Joe. We got like 40 phone calls from the hotline talking about, you got the Jordans. So I'm like, you know, I know my friend. She said, do you know what we got in here? I said, no. She said, such and such, the leader of the Shower Pass. Such and such, the leader of the guerrilla Falk army in Colombia. Such and such, the kingpin of all. Because it's Miami's the hub. Yeah, that's. So if you doing work out there, Jamaica, Santo Domingo, Puerto Rico, the killers are all killers. They throw them over. It's Miami's the hub, right? And she said, and do you know every floor I go to, whose name I hear the most? She Said Fat Joe. I see. Yo, what you want me to do? Like, I've been humble. I don't get into arguments with nobody. She's like, jody, not your friend. They called up and she gave me a chance, thank God. But that was. That was. You know, they all called on me. All you guys. You know who you are. They all called on me about the Jordans. But, you know, jail was different. I don't advise nobody to go there. To me, it's like communism. It's a third World country. If your family don't send you no money, then you have no resort but to do crazy things, man. But I was just thinking about that today. Because I don't try to think about that. You know what I'm saying? But sometimes it can't escape your mind. Yeah. Last night. I don't know. It's the simple things, man. I was just thinking about it because, you know, my whole life I've been chasing the stunt. My whole life I've been flexing. My whole life, since I'm a kid, I've been trying to make a movie. And I just got. I started laughing when I thought about the eggs and the. The. The. The pizza pie. Like, I really stunted on him with the eggs. That was crazy, man. And. And I hear him tell the cap stories. He exaggerates a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Just a little exaggerated. But I was there for some of those things when it happened. So I know some of it is true. I know a majority of it is true. Most of it is true. If I tell you 100 guys, it might have been 25, I'mma keep it a buck. But that's about the only thing I could see with Kat. Cause all my shit is backed up. That receipts I got. There is a lot of guys who took smacks to the face out there that y' all call the biggest legends in the world, that they wearing it well. And they're looking at this show and they're like, that boy is not lying. I'm telling you the truth. There's a guy. Somebody had to get punished. If I'm telling you these stories. I robbed the gym. I punished this one or this. Somebody's father was punished out there and knows it. It knows it, knows it. You know, I had to go to Yonkers one time. You. I heard you. You heard. I threw the whole block on the floor. Don't you hear that? The whole. The whole block on the floor. The whole block. I didn't hear. I didn't hear the floor. You know, they get a co. No, no, I'm not going. It's the truth, though. I love a whole block on the floor. Because when I turned around, Raul and them boys had some things out. And the whole block was on the floor while we was just saying that. I took a guy, I'm punishing him, right? Don't know. True story. But the guy's smart. He's trying to. He's trying to get away, right? So he's trying to climb the wall, right, right, right. And get up. A car pulls up, the door opens. Notice it. Let me tell you about this, right? Cause I gotta listen. I got a lot of friends in Yonkers. Listen, I love yonkers. I'm not 30 some years. I know who he's talking about. I know this. So I don't know all of the to this. I'mma tell you. I'mma tell you. If they ain't paint the picture for you, I'mma tell you. So we go out there, I get busy immediately. I'm like, who? They like him. It's on. There's nothing to talk about. Let me see. Hold on, hold on, guys. Average size, though. Seven feet tall. I didn't know what he looked like. You gotta let the people know what I'm talking about. It's a whole block. Look like a big drug block in the heart. You know the block. All right, this ain't a cat, okay? But the paint. The picture I'm trying to paint to you is I'm on this guy. A guy trying to get away, right? He fast. Boom. When I turn around, the whole block is on the floor. Raul and my man, rest in peace. Well, both of them passed away. They got them things out, them extra fussy out in the middle. Everybody on the street going, yo, this fucked up, man. This fucked up. Then the car come and the door open, and the car so low when the guy got out, because I'm trying to get him, right? The guy's trying to climb over the gate. I don't even notice her, right? I turned around the shadow, this Big Pun with a fucking bat in his hand. And he's a bat. Looked like a toothpick. That's how Big Pun was. And the shit. He twirling the fucking bat and he going like this. And the whole block said, oh, shit. He wasn't rapping yet. Like, he wasn't, right? Oh, they just saw a big. Why, this was like, muggsy, button your lip like this was some movie shit. He jump out the car he £500 with a bat. When they was already on the floor when they seen Pun, the whole fucking block said, oh, shit. And the kid is trying to get away from the on the gate. And Pun hits him. He goes, ay. Hits them on the other side. But anyway, that's not cop, guys, by the way. We'll find out soon. I know we're gonna get a lot of calls. They know the truth. They know the truth. Like that. It's just one of 10,000. You threw a lot of parties, man. That could have got really, really violent. I was right in the middle of it as soon as I seen you, and I could tell the energy was getting ready to happen. Bong. I turned that light on. He's gonna do a shout out right now. We're gonna do interviews. Joe's like, what? Revert the energy? Let's kill it. You co produced the cult classic Juice. Hell did you do that? So Juice was the first movie I worked on, so I worked with. I never worked with Ernest Dickinson. He directed Bless and. But the producer, Moretz, the guy's last name, he also went on to do, like, amazing movies. He came to me and he said, look, nobody's responding. This is early 90s. Nobody's responded to me because hip hop movies was kind of whack in the early 90s. He's calling people. Nobody's called. He might have called you. We good. So he goes, we got. We got this movie. Can you come help it? Can you rewrite it? I go to the office, it's called Juice. I'm helping him rewrite it. We only person we've casted is this guy named Tupac. Tupac's not out yet. He's in part of Digital Underground, but he's not. Like, people don't know him. Kind of know his name, but I don't know him. Like, oh, my God, go in there. I said, all right, I'll help you rewrite it. Called Queen Latifah on the phone. Look, they're trying to get in contact with you. This is legit. She said, you working with him? I said, yeah. He said, all right, we'll see what's going on. Boom. She shows up, up. Next thing you know, Trek shows up. Next thing you know, all these different people start showing up just because of you. Validated. I validated. And I said, it's legit. And that was it. And it became, you know, a cult classic. We didn't know when we're shooting it. You don't know, but it Became a cult classic. All of the guys in it. I got interviews behind the scenes. We haven't put that out yet. Of Juice. Wow. Torero brothers is there. You know what? Ferrero brothers was there. They was with Rodimus. Yeah, they was a rod of mess. You know, we kind of, like, hate social media, even though, you know, because we came up at a time where there was no social media. But through social media, I learned a lot of things I never knew. Tupac walked all the shit. We bigging up asap. Rocky and all these guys for right now. Tupac was in the Versace show, walking the Runway. Oh, right. And. And Versace. That's not the one. When he had o shirto. It's not that. Nah. He walked up in the show. Yeah. You know, of course, Quincy Jones daughter Kadata. Right. Which was his fiance. She must have plugged them in. But he was there earlier than anybody. And Tupac, when he was. Tupac was walking the Runway. He was out there in France, and they said people couldn't get enough of it. Yeah, he was. He was a serious guy. And. And when we shot the Juice, you know, you have the Winnebago, the thing. Girls are lined up outside. It's crazy. I'm like this. You see women that, you know, you're like, really? That's what you're doing? Mom. Word. You know, I went to a concert, and Big Daddy Kane was performing. How about this one? You want a cap? One? You want a yo, yo, yo. But this. This story been verified by Big Daddy Kane. So I'm just in the crowd as a fan. It was one of them Budweiser Superfests. Oh, wow. And the crowd start going crazy. And through the crowd, it's Tupac Shakur from Juice. The Juice is out already. Tupac walk in with the test. You was there. Wow. Oh, I'm there then. I know what you're talking about. Oh, I'm there. So I go. He walking through. And he's walking with Biggie Smalls. How about that one? The fucking Garden is losing they fucking mind. I'm just in the crowd watching Big Daddy Kane perform. He stops. Yo, crack. Come on. All I got out is Flo Jo. Flo Jo. Number one at the time, by the way, too. This party and bullshit. Biggie, right? We go on stage this week, 7Mac 11, 7Mac 11s. I'm standing on stage next to them. That's crazy. Okay? I'm on stage in Madison Square Garden with them. I remember Tupac pulling me up on the stage. Biggie I got seven Mac 11s, about eight. Tupac even said, yo, Fat Joe. Passing the mic. Big Daddy came, was like, not enough time, guys. Not enough time. He shut Joe Crack down not enough times. This, this, that, this, this. It's cool. Cause I knew for a fact I wasn't as good as Tupac or Biggie. So I'm cool. They gave me a thing, but Big Daddy Kane shut it down. Right, right, right. And that's the infamous. I got seven Mecha lemon and all my N in the pen. Here we go. Mr. C. Freestyle ain't nothing. So now, years later, I tell that story right, and they start that. That might have started cap heaven for Fat Joe. Oh, full of shit. What this guy? Not him again. But Big Daddy K went up to drink champs, and Nori asked him, he said, yeah, it's true. Joe was there. You know, I was running out of time. I was headlining, so I had to get to the hits. I said, big Daddy Kane, ain't no Fat Joe was gonna be that Lean Back Fat Joe. No, he probably knew. He knew. He knew who he was. Nah, he didn't know I was gonna be the Lean Back Fat Joe or the Joey. Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack. So Biggie was a fan of. Of Big Daddy Kane. I have footage of Kane performing deep in Brooklyn in Fulton street in the hood. And Biggie's like a kid watching, like, studying everything that he did. You know, he was everybody's. He was a Big Pun's favorite, too. Yes. Big Pun loved Coogee rap and Big Daddy Kane. They was his favorite. Like, I broke down to tears when he was at the funeral, and Coogee rap walked up, I was just like. Cause I knew how much he honored G Rap and Big Daddy Kane. And then, you know, it goes on to Eminem. That whole cadence, that whole flow. You know what I'm saying? Great ones, the greatest ones. 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No doubt. You know what I mean? I knew he was gonna make it, you know what I mean? So I seen it. I seen it like a 27 inch zenith. I was like, yo, yo, it was times we was doing promo and I remember going to Texas somewhere, yo, and they gave us a fake hundred dollar bill. Yo, that's how it was. We did shit. We got paid a hundred dollars. The bill was fake. Yes, bill was mad fake. And so like, oh. And then from there it was like, yo. But you know what? I respect those days, though, because that was our grind right there. Like, we had to. We had to grind that out to get to where we is. Like right now. Nowadays it's like so easy. Hop on the Internet, you might just get a hit or just go viral. We didn't have to go. You ain't go viral, but you had to walk your dog, dog back in those days and said, 15, 20 in the 15 passenger. Like, we all bust up like this, sleeping on each other's shoulders and slobbing and like just going there. Like, just. Just moving. You know what I mean? So we come from. We come from that shit. You know, people our age, it. Even the young dudes, people like selling they soul to go viral, right? It seems like like, dudes are doing the corniest shit I ever seen in my life. Like, it's like, I. I just want to know what the fuck you getting out of this shit. Like, shit bugged out to me, man. I be like, like. And the social media ain't really for everybody. It's really for the youth. Unless you could adapt to that shit. Because I don't watch enough guys that I respect as men in real life do clown shit on the social media. Yeah, that you respect is real. Like, you be like, yo, who's some of fellas? You would mention them. Yeah, you get on social media, start doing wild corny. What you think about that? Corny from the beginning, how you gonna just start doing that? Cause that your coin goes top, you don't recognize. Like, yo, I can't do that, bro. You know what I'm saying? What are you. You doing it for? I mean, so you know, it just be like that. So if you're gonna start doing corny now, you was always corny. That's it. That's how I feel about ratting, but that's a different conversation. I feel like if you a rat, you a rat. If you work at the bodega and you seen too much shit and the cops come and you don't tell, it's just because you a nice guy, but you ain't rat. Your moms and pops taught you, don't be a rap once the nigga talk, don't let me hear that. Your girlfriend would dis. Or somebody stole you. You. You told, right? Yeah. Okay. Keep. You told. You told. Can't fix that, man. That's it, though. You got corny everywhere, man. Mystery of chess boxing, man. Yeah. That's where you got your name from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We was out there, you know, we all into the. These flicks and all that. And that's like. I happened to come across that flick one day. What's the. That was when. That's crazy. Because I was a little. And the older niggas in. In my grandmother's projects, they was passing around that tape. Tape. So when the vcr, the VHS tape, or the Mystery of Chessbox. Yeah. So when y' all came out, that was like. It hit home, right? It was like, how they. How does tape get from Whitney Young to Charolin? Like, that's what I. I'm a little. Now I'm like, how did they wipe out my skin? Yeah. Was crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Now we been. You know how the flicks used to be back in the days we. Hey, when the flicks come on, you know, on Channel 5, like, I think it was. Was a Saturday. Saturday was tuned in. Come outside. Imitation, all that. You know what I mean? But no, I'm. I'm gonna say something that might sound really weird to everybody, but Fat Joe's a black belt. Those. Get ready. Let me get a flag. I fought enough karate. I beat a karate expert up one time at Morris High School. That used to come with the trophies. Yeah. Yeah. I beat that boy. He know if he alive, he know I get the smoke out that come to the school with the trophies. Like he was a karate king. I beat the brakes off him in front of. He thought was scared of him. That don't work over here, but what I was gonna say to you. He catch you with a chick? Nothing. He was kicking, and I was going kick it. By the fourth one, that boy was out. Yeah. It was like, yo, my man, this ain't the flex B. Right, right. Let's just rock them and sock them. You got socked. Yeah, but listen, that wasn't even where I was going with him every year. So he lined me up. Yo, be careful. So I go like this. But when I look at the back of the days flicks, right? And I look at Bruce Lee, I might be crazy for this, but a lot of the ice grills, a lot of the faces, he was made, he was like. And I look at rap from day one and I wonder if he influenced the swag of hip hop from day one. Like the Grandmaster Flat, the Sugar, they all had that. That thing. But we was. You gotta understand. You gotta understand, Kiss. We watching that karate flick every Saturday. Bruce Lee was like a God. He was Michael Jordan. But he had the ice grills and all that. And then rappers always had a. I don't know, man, some shit up. I don't know. Did Bruce even like hip hop? Oh, I don't know, but I'm just saying hip hop liked him, is what I'm saying. Yeah, right, right. You know what I'm saying? Whoever had the baddest rhymes, you know what I mean? On some tough guys, especially sweet rhymes. I don't know. But you say Bruce had the ice grill, right? He did, yeah. No, but I seen him with his grill, though. He had that swag. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Now, Bruce one of them, though. Yo, Jada, you know, I just insured my legs in the Lords of London. Because when you call my. The Euro, I'm trying to tell you, I just insured the Lords of London. London. That's that. That's that. JLo with JLo ensure the ass. But I insured my legs, all right. Under the same 100 million lords of London. These different type of paraphernalia right here be said I insured my legs, you know that. They murdered it. It's a thing out there. You know? I know you like touring, right? I. I know you, so I know you like hitting them stages. You like conquering land. You getting a tour? Yeah. Supreme clientele. Tutorial. Is that gonna be the joint y' all was talking about at the Garden? When we supposed to go back? Well, yeah, I want to go out with you. I saw Conway the other day, too. Like, yo, we need to get. Do something. You know what I mean? Cause he. He gonna drop, I think, in September. So he got some. He got some shits. So he like, yo, he ready to go. Yeah, yeah. Come on, man. We gotta make this work. Can't wait. Locks, stocks, we out here. What up, Joe? You ready to go? You know what I mean? The skits is amazing. Yo, yo, hold up, hold up. We finally fixed it for the young dudes with the pause. You know, everybody ain't hear the album. Let's talk about. He got a skit on the album talking about pause. When we grew up, there was no pause. Pause. No, now you. When we grew up, it was a lot of that that is here today that wasn't around. But explain that to me why you felt like you wanted to do a smile because I'm in the studio one day, right? First of all, I'm here. Pause all day. Like, I'm just talking. I'm talking. Yeah, man, suppose. Pause and pause them in there. Like, one verse, I'm in there. I'm like, yo, what? I want to say something. I think it was a track with Nas, something like that. One of them joints. And I'm like, yo, yo, I had to blow him. Like. But it was like, you know, we meant. Back in the days when you blew. It was like, yo, you know what I'm saying? Are you blowing? Yeah, yeah, that was. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. And it's like, engineer like, yo, and he young, though. Yeah. So it's like he pausing me down. But I'm like, yo, you taking me out of my element. Like, yo, but I know what the. I mean, bro. You know, too. Yeah, exactly. So it's like, why so. You know, we did a skit on it. Did a skit on that, right? Because I wanted to bring that up. You know what I mean? So it's like, yo, had my man, Mr. Commodore come in and, you know, we went to work on it, though. You know what I mean? Yeah, he funny, though. Like, you had, man, pause. Yeah, we did. You did this. You said you. Whatever he said. Whatever. He said. Yeah, he said, yeah, you don't make rap balances. So I'm like, oh, yeah, you right, though. Forgot about that. That. But it wasn't the pause, because back then, Toss House was like a fresh salad. Like, salad, yo. Fresh salad. You know, whatever. This is what's going on right now. Yeah, it's full of. If I tell you I like a glizzy. You know what the. I mean, y' all trying to act. That ain't in there, yo. Yo, that's the one that ain't in there, yo, listen, y' all say two different things. No, we saying the same. Oh, you're not. You know, I mean, the hot dog, right? Yeah. What are you supposed say? Like, I'm like, some. Where's the pause, though? I think all my gay friends realize this. Not gay. Why you keep pausing me for eating the hot dog, though? Out of control, yo. Yo, it's out of control. I'm just. Yo, I'm. It's different, though. Don't put those under the same. It's the damn as well. They taking it too far, though. Is that. That's it. It's like. You know what I mean, man? It's like, yo, come on. You know What I mean, bro, you know what I'm saying? It's like, you know what? Kids throwing it down right now. No, no, they trying to make us feel old. Yeah. Knowing my birthday party, my nephews come. Angie Martinez, sons, they all 19, 20. Nico is there. Nico's there. Brook and Chop House's daughters, and all them in there. Look what they say, Brooklyn. Look what they say, right? Your daughter. I know Brooklyn. Two daughters. Yeah. Brooklyn shop house got two daughters. Shout out to you, man. And Nikki, listen. But what I'm trying to tell you is I hear them. They come. I think I'm fly. I just told you I had the boat taking on fly. His party looking crazy. They like, keep saying. And, yo, every young person that come, welcome. Welcome to the unction. Welcome to the auction. I didn't hear that one, man. Where's the flags? I ain't had that one. Out of control. I gotta juggle these. Give me the flags. Hundred of them. Let me tell you, this is when you so old, you don't realize they're snapping on me. They calling the unction. Where all the uncles is at. And, like, we never heard that one before. Welcome to the auction. I'm like, yo, when I figure it out, I'm like, yo, the auction, and they shooting. They like, yo, we uncles. We old. I said, yo, guess what? Get ready for a good dose of four hours of old school music. We not playing that young, by the way now, right? Y' all better get ready to two step. We not welcome to the unction. For real. Real crazy how these kids. But listen, Jada, what's up, baby? I'm looking at the king of skits, and I just had an epiphany. Yo, Ghost, if we had a skit for the Joe and Jada Podcast, what would it sound like if Ghostface did the skit for the Joe and Jada podcast? Ass. Oh, you won't read. No, I need you to do it. Let's all work together on it. All right, let's go. You know what I mean? Hey, yo, the is all these other. Yo, you get this, man. You heard that over the other night, man, this podcast is. Man, now they ratings is real low. Wait, listen. No pause on that. Nah, man, all that, man. We taking over this, man. Man, anybody say something, we go inside their head. Word, the mother smack them with the Pepsi. Coming through with 15 million Puerto Ricans, 30 million Puerto Ricans and Dominicans in this. Your word, the mother, son. These need to catch. Word. They need to get. They need to be laid out in the purple rug and take them to Staten Island Ocean. They ratings stop subscribing to the podcast. Word. The mother happy, huh? Like five gem stars waiting lined up. Oh, yeah. They ain't even got cable. Working off the fire sticks and all that, son. Yeah, right. Oh, up out here. You know what I'm saying? They even got game they working on. They got. They way they working out of fire stick people don't do the fire. No, I'm not dising, man. We did a fight. Is he. Is he dead? Like. Yeah, yeah. We got Ghost, the king of this cats in this. We gotta get one off. Yeah. Nah, nah, it's mad ways you can go with these skits, bro. Mad ways. Mad ways. Anybody ever up the skits. Damn. I ain't do skits in a minute, though. We did them on this. Maybe even this. Even this album we on right now. We did it a couple, like, maybe like two times. You know what I mean? But not like that, though. Not like that. That's it. Saying you gotta go. Go. Supreme clientele, too. You gotta go right now. Make sure you gotta go. They say your people, we gonna play, yo. Gotta go. We gonna play something nowhere. We got more to talk about. We can play one. I'm not letting off the cipher. Yo, put the chains on. I want off the side sight. We got ghost, yo, we playing forth this. Let him go. We playing forth this. Yes, whatever. Yeah, let's. Come on, let's go. Let's go in. Fourth disciple in Georgia. Georgia. See that fourth was like 15, 16 years old, too. Pull it back. I know where it starts Laying on the floor all they found was a hammer. Just came home blood running from his mouth his eyes got low he squirrels my hand Pull it back again Let go, nah, don't stop laying on the floor all they fell just came home from doing 12 in the blood running from his mouth his eyes got low he squirrels my hand real tight Then he let go Nah, don't start that. We've been the worst shootouts in this and we got hit. Yo, talk. Look, wake up, it's me and Stars. We gonna get up and walk. I'm a tie across Tomorrow night we got a flight to catch some little guardia. My wiz made that fish you like fried tilapia. Stop playing. You hear your daughter talking? Remember her first steps when she started walking? You think she wanted to see you fitted in the coffin? You touch my yo, yo, get the up off him. My ain't like y' all now. Y' all huddled around like A bunch of your mouth Call his wins, notify his mom not forget it. She already lost two sons. Come on, Lord. I place my head on his chest Just to hear him breathe or say something under his breath I wipe the blood from his mouth before my eyes I seen gloves in his black Come out singing to myself don't look too good Another black man lost in the hood no cigar help a lot I gave him CPR he disconnected from life like a VCR God damn it, I can't stand it I'm rocking back and forth like a hammock so what I feel that he left the planet I'm in now but it's clear to me like fire and I don't know how to fix my lips to say goodbye yo, come on, Charge. Wake up hard. That is like six. Like bad ma. That's crazy angry on him. I gotta play that in the gym. Yeah. Let's go, Georgia. Man. Dj. I'll make you a DJ before it's over, James. There you go. That one, Joe. Okay, this, that's ass. This, that, this hook. Okay? Yeah. We harmonized the old school. Harmonize? Yeah. Harmonized. Yeah, like we used to Rob left and right A fiend try to get slick with slap and crush they pipes strong on robberies all done in harmony Raise my weapon and then bow Hit a artery Race to the staircase Shoot out the lights and let off a few shells at the door on the right they got dust, weed, half pound of E under the couch a shotgun, 12 teeth bow another shot and the door flew open Mega snow on the table of fiend is still smoking she ruled out of respect through four in his chest Hur some in the back with a rude dialect screaming Cruise direct, you could lose D said blood clot bigger fools die away that's when I heard him load them Cocking the guns in the back room Turned on the vacuum maybe I'll distract them Got him Gathered all of the babies in the bathroom Take your little Cheetos I'll be back soon I knew the dread that cut off his hair and wore a half moon Four go teeth Caught a body in Cancun Droppers like Equinox up on the spot I'm talking about weight stashing all the TVs and clocks but hold on one came out running got it jumping I dip behind a wall squeeze and start dumping Never little crash dummy he was bluffing Almost got his hand ripped off Straight for nothing of course Heard the chainsaw like I was the main Cause they resorted to eat my food called by the main ball A hill of bullets of rain the terror hanging off the wall can't put them back together Curtains and clorox bottles holds forever the balls furniture was damaged to cream leather I'm good for confrontation yeah, we good for that I guess I don't have patience not no more I ain't got that type of no more Yes I can get dramatic I put that boozo this ain't this Nah, you know what it is you want to learn I will mold you I'll mold you in the street will fold you better stay la Right there, right there. 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Gun is a legend. Gun crazy. Gun reached out and he was working on that awesome God album. Y' all stop. I need three joints by tomorrow. I'm like three joint telling you you got a classic album. Nobody know. Dude, he's just gonna. I'm telling you everything Wes told me, though. That play out exactly the way he said it? Yeah. Yo, get on these three joints, they gonna go back to your shit and then they gonna listen to it different. I did them three joints. We just never stopped. Shit just went to the moon. Now, I don't wanna disrespect you. Yeah. Right. But I feel like today is the same moment for you. Yeah, yeah, right. Because you talk that shit crack. I was about to get mad. I didn't know what you was about to say. You was about to throw this shit in the air. Flags today' some days too, after they see you on this blue couch, tell them we to the moon. Everybody who has sat in this couch. Yeah. According to my business partner, he don't allow people on the couch. You gotta be legendary something. You gotta be Serena Williams. Is that anybody who come in here has been a legendary icon. You, my friend, are a future icon. When they get to. But if Fat Joe, who thinks he know what time it is, discovered you a month ago. Yeah. I feel like this is one of the moments and it was important to us. Cause we. I think you fucking incredible. You're like my favorite rapper right now. Appreciate that. And reasonable job. I mean, everybody need to get into this stove guard because. But this. I feel like this is one of the moments for you because, you know, Ghostface just walked out. Yeah. You walked in and sat in the same spot. Yeah. Legendary. I'm Gonna keep it. God always got his hand on me. This get different for real. That's why I don't be worried about none of this. You know, these trying to spin you with miss your moment. Yeah, no, not going. Yeah, no, not going. No. None of that industry goofy. It's going to be whatever God wanted to be. That's why we here. That's right. That's a fact. Real shit. Nobody could tell you what your future is, what blessings God got for you. You know, it's my birthday and for me to make it out 16 years old was a miracle. I'm sure there was people who looked at my elementary school when I was in kindergarten, first, second grade. And by the way, they seen me karate kicking dud dudes in their back and all that. They say this guy going to jail. Yeah. And so God had his hands on me and saved me through so much. Had me navigate. So I could relate to everything you saying, bro. Just some just don't make sense at all. Sometimes you were supposed to die. I'm not gonna lie to you. Sometimes they caught me 10 guys, everybody got. I was supposed to die for the I did the day prior. Yeah. Somehow I talked my way out of it. And that's God's doing. That's a fact. How did the Clips reach out to you? Because that right there, that's what put me on the stove car. Cuz I gotta shout out Dre and Cooling Dre. That's your first time hitting them on the clips when they. Yeah, yeah. Not yeah. Dre been trying to beg me listen to. I don't listen to these. Got purple hair, yellow hair now. All type of one of them. No, but Drake kept telling me, young boy, yo, he's just. And I'm like, yo, man, I'm tired of this. Trey. You put me on to some dudes, man. They weirdos, man. And so I hear him on the Clips album and I'm like, like I said, it's got played. That's the first they played for us. And that. Yo, how did that go? Who called how. How'd you get that call? Who reached out to you? Push Malice, the homie Zoe. Okay, so Zo text me like, Zo made this happen too, by the way. This interview. Yeah. Shout out to fashion geek Zo in the summer with a. With a mink hat on every day. I'm surprised you took that day today. It's so cold in here. He took the day off today. Yeah, he be having mink hats on in the summer. 100 degrees. But Guy, I'm sorry about you. I don't know. Just trying to describe the man. Zoe text me like, yo, can I. I give push your number? Like, what kind of question is that? So he gave push the number. Push call me. Like, yo, I didn't even know it was a clip song. He's like, yo, got this record, man. Send it to you right now. Like, send that through. He's like, yo, Pharrell had a hook on there. Like, yo, Pharrell got a hook on there. He wants you to do you want me to? It was like a reference he wanted me to do. I'mma send it through. But Pharrell ain't from where we from. Do what you do. So I ain't even play Pharrell shit. I just took it to the studio, man. I play Pharrell shit after I do what I do. So I just did that joint. It was just one take. We never asked nobody to spit do anything on this show. I need you to say that chorus live for us, brother. It's just. It's probably the best chorus of the year here. You think so? I know so. Definitely. All that. When I say some. Don't listen to these people, bro. When I say it, it is what it now. That's it. Yeah. Hook of the year. Hook of the year. Can I hear it? Let me. You don't know what I know? You ain't see what I saw no, you ain't been where I go where the fetty so strong you gotta do it where one eye goes who to turn you inside out out what? Heard the feds turned the crib inside out drop the roof on you let the inside out Fresh prince jacket boy I cook them today Inside out oh, we might as well rap Light skin running the base or if you want to rap I'm not, no, no pressure we don't do that but you, we need you, you the leader of the new school let's go, France. Pretty bitch in my bed we really ran down on you be pissing down your leg Nigo and Chanel, October Raz she like you should have been a mop no, bitch, I should have been in the feds I itch when I get jail cause I got allergies My young boys really paint your fuck some gallery I graduated thousand gram academy these pussy niggas flatter how you gatekeeping? You outside the gate with me I'm out here with 30 keys Niggas, life is make believe shit ain't what they make it seem don't make a scene Cut the duct tape, rip the plastic judge send him up the stream so long that boy gonna come on Kaisana tell him I'm just rapping I ain't buying blocks Hang my jersey up inside the spot Married to Selena she was spinning when we tied the knot Hop out and silk Selena, you see it poking, I can't hide it Chop fire, fetty purse, little homie, you trying to die or not? A little bit. She rapping a little bit. You see, ladies and gentlemen, that's real, man. We don't. You can't come up here making sound effects. None of that, though. Nah. But let me tell you something. You upstate boys, y' all been dressing your asses on off, bro. Every one of y' all been having the flyest. I mean, what the. Y' all couldn't wait? Y' all turn or something? Like, what's like. I look at all of them. What's my man, the Rock Marciano. Yeah, yeah. He battling SGA for Fits of the year model. Yeah, Rock been doing it. Rock always been on that. Yeah, but all you guys, y' all throwing that shit on. What is it like? Fresh, man. Those want to be fresh for a moment. You know what it is? Crack. We waited a long time. Dope boy. Fresh. So the Griselda. You ever seen a. With mean bars and. Well, we know a few of them, but it's not that much. Sneakers with. That's dumb. Nice. And the gear is horrible. It is a few of them, but it's not a lot of them. Your man Aries Spears came in. He looked like he was a comedian. You better get him for that. Harry Win, New York, man. James Tim Yankee fitted black tea. I mean, that's his. That's what he always do. It had a fade to it, like he said 100 times. How is he gonna do that? No, how are you gonna talk about our guests like that? Who's the best guest ever? I'm just. Whoa. Hard to tell. You just said he was K mine. He got money. Anyway, it's great you care about your presence. You know what I'm saying? There we go. There we go. I think we all should. Who's some of your musical influence? You. I appreciate that. I think he just like to hear that. He asked. You're gonna ask us. We ask every guest, top, dead or live. You know, they gonna say Jada Gad man kisses it whole. It's like a trick question. Don't. Don't disrespect Jada. I was listening. Yo, you got it. You Three episodes late. I said it on the song six platinum. I bigged you up like never been, brother. Who's your influences, man? This guy here, James. How many times platinum Six times. Platinum six times. You know what I'm saying? You gotta appreciate that. Yeah. J.D. i was listening that, you know, they over there acting like I stole this bar and then let this man say his influence is. Sorry about that. Now you good? Kiss Hov Andre 3000. Okay. See? See, it's a. It's a lot of connection. I even see HOV calling you if he's working on new music. I'm not even going to lie. No, no. I got to be honest. Yeah, I think you will be on that. That's an early prediction for Joe Crack on draft day. Y' all could throw a flag to that. You know what I'm saying? Because let me tell you some of that shit you talking. Let me tell you something. We went and let mayor front if he want, right? So we listening to the clips. No, I'm just saying, we listening to the clips, and I hear this hook, and I said, man, who the this dude on this hook? And he says, yo, that stove God cooks. But once again, I don't want to take no credit away from Dre from cooling Dre. He been begging me to hear you. Begging me, harassing me. Yo, you would love this guy. So I said, that's a nigga Dre talk. So we put up reasonable drought. And I was like, what the is this? And the only way I could describe what you do rapping to anybody out there that's watching. It's like when you got a comedian that's just funny and they got you and they won't stop. They trying to make you die by laughter. Like, people go dumb on their verses, but you go super duper, duper dumb. You dragging the dumb this out bar for bar line for life. You like, yo, is this gonna stop? You like, y is crazy. He's just straight crazy. Appreciate that. I got a story for you. Another one N. This a big. You don't want me to tell us? Yeah. One. I'm just saying I'm dropping gems right now. That's what I'm here for. Yeah, this stove gone 101. But I'm just telling you what happened to me. Yeah, right. So one day, I'm in my two, three lawyers ago, and I'm in the office. He used to. He used to be Pharrell's lawyer. He used to be Ludicrous's lawyer. The woots. He was Anybody who was big was with him. So I walk up in the lawyer's office and they popping champagne and ludicrous tells me, me, yo, I just signed this deal for like $2 million, because, believe it or not, I know you younger than us. There was a time ringtones and exists. So if your phone rang, it was just a ring. So they invented the ringtone. But the contracts in all of the record labels did not have that in the writing because it did not exist. Like, AI wasn't. Like, it was five years ago now. So in the contract, they up, they didn't have ownership of your ringtone. Ludacris understood that. As smart as he is, I just seen him on a yacht, jogging on a treadmill, Costa Rica somewhere. He's jogging on the butt. He's really smart. He tells me, yo, Joe, there's this thing. He breaks it down to me, yo, Joe's a thing named Ringtones. I just got 2 million. This, this, that. Cool. I go to Atlantic Records. I'mma say the name. I go to Atlantic Records where I was signed, and I'm supposed to do press or some shit like that. So some girl comes down, she's the assistant to the president. Should I say his name or I could get sued? Oh, yeah, you don't have to say it. You said, atlantic. Just leave it at that. So the boss sends the assistant down and she says, yo, the man upstairs says, sign right here. I said, I'm not thinking nothing of it. I said, yo, tell a Mandy, you know, he know my lawyer. Just send it to him, no problem. They never ever in their life ever did any type of legal work with me and not go to the lawyer. Yeah, never in the history. But I don't know. I ain't thinking about it. So he comes back down. They come back down. He comes down. He got a thousand workers, so everybody's scared of their job. So he comes down and says, yo, Joe, you know, there's some shit that we need you to sign. There's a thing called ringtones, and we own it and this and that. I said, my man, suck my dick. The whole office looked at me like, huh? Everybody was looking. I said, you can suck my dick. My nigga. Frankston. Yo, bro, the man. Listen, you just said right now. You started this whole story. You just said you was talking for the last three hours news. I didn't say. You said, there's guys that will play behind the desk, the games that they'll get hung for on the streets. Yeah, that's true. If they did this, they'd be dead. That's a fact. This guy just told me, hey, there's some Corrine Tones, who I got love for ludicrous. I just got 2 million. They was popping champagne 20 minutes before I get in there. The dude trying to scam me into sign my rights on away for something. I know this man just got 2 million. I got no choice but to tell him to suck my dick in front of his homeworkers. Everybody get the up out of here before you get a foot up your ass out of here. The whole office is looking like. Oh, my God. Look like. Like the wild, wild west, ready? They ready to snatch their wigs hats every day, every right. But listen, he go up. Then Leo Cohen comes down, who's the chairman of Warner Brothers. Yo, Joe, we feel like this is the right of the label and this. He even told me some shit. And I ain't trying to throw you under the bus, Leo, because you know, I got too much love and respect for everything. You. You're actually not in this equation. But Leo says, yo, I met with all of all their enemies. Republican, Democrat, Independent. We all met, and we all agree that we own these ringtones. So we gonna do this to all the artists and change all the contracts. I said, leo, I have so much respect for you, brother. Well, you know, I just left my lawyer's office, and Ludacris just did a $2 million deal. This what you asking me to do. You're, like, trying to scam me out of my rights, so. Well, if you don't sign it, you know, the bottom line, at the end of the day, I stuck them up for M's. And. And, And. And they made me sign a contract that said, don't tell no other artists we gave you the money. But I was like, yo, I need M's. I need that. You not doing that to me. So they made me sign a paper, and I guess I couldn't get sued. I mean, I guess what I signed was an NDA or something 20 something years ago. They said, yo, Joe. Yo, don't tell me. I knew y' all stole my. Oh, no, they stole your. I think all artists. I think all artists can go back in time after this gem. Yeah, stove God 101. And look up. Did they have the rights to your back then? You're gonna get one of them busts over the head. You go get one of the executives bust over the head for that. Cause I don't take that. You know, I play refrigerators and sinks and all I Play with kitchen. We got stove guard cooks here. I play with kitchen appliances, microwaves and like that, man. Air fryers and all that. Off the roof, your air fryers make a mean chicken wing. Yo, yo, you got a joint here? I want to hear a new joint from you. The world ain't here yet. Yet. Where's James at? He broke out or y' all got it? I'm ready. Listen, baby, play that man and don't with no interruption. That's why we going to do this dirt. Ah, say you love me lie to me sweet double L stitched in my seat powder footprints for falling off my feet if the way right, then we straight right I get money Kid Cuddy day and night if the way right, I get money king cutting why you playing? I hear every whisper that these niggas saying make me leave in the product trench with the can they grab us, we better get comfy first day Cause I'm more cooking and weighing they more funny like the winds because I shot them on the wind. You don't know that's the same trap they put yeah, you don't know that's the same chop I had my clearly I'm on how they gonna bury it, God deep in the pot stretching my arms I made it 14 and a half ounces. The scale said 41 1. Then Mary came on water with raindrop splash on the beds, get rich, die fast, do that again, mama Them ain't killers then my friends they make dope dealers stole cool Dre like oh Snoop straight like murder was the case that they gave me in the rings. If I die now, my plug will still haunt you. If he died at night, I have him shooting up his way. They want to put their feet in my kicks. They want to put their shoes in my prints they want to see the stamp of my bricks. They studying the way my wrist twist Studying up say you let me lie to me sweet double eyes stitched in my seat powder footprints falling off my feet if the wig right, then we straight right I get money Kid Cuddy day and night if the wave right win right then we straight I get money Kid C day and night, one verse. What we doing, Stove? You. You might have a bigger problem in that song. I see you shout out Kid Cudy. That telling Kid Cudy, he didn't say name. Kid Cudy said Kid Cudy, but he didn't say reference. Is he a thinking about nothing else? This guy, this grounds hall stay he got up there. Don't mind me, stove. Don't mind me. You Know I woke up today and the first thing I said was. He said. He said, fredo, I knew it was you. You broke my heart. You set your father up like, you know what I mean? These guys out here is ugly, man. God's taking a stand against their kids. Shit like that. This shit out of control. Listen me, that's disgusting right there. That's a smash right there. That's one stove guard cooks, man. Thank you for blessing us. Coming up on the show. Yo, what would we call it? 87 North. Because I've been like. Like the highway up to Syracuse is 87 north, right? What is it? 81. 87 turns into 81. Well up here is 87. Like in the Bronx going, there's only one way to go to. And that is the 87. Oh, so 87. Probably turning 81. 87. You said 81. So it's up. I bleed orange. I mean. Well, you do know the coach. What's the name of the coach? Audrey Red. Archery right now. He played for me. Polo Brown for me. Your coach played for me. Yeah, we know that. Yeah. Red Orchard. Used to play for. For. For everybody that if you ain't figured it out yet, Stove. Yo, Joe, tell these I need the floor seats. Where at the. You ain't got it at Syracuse? I got that. This what I believe. Yo, you got a lot of for st. You want that? But yo, you're gonna do six hooks now. I'm telling you. Six siete with mines. You got six on D.C. billy Owens. These are my dudes, man. Rest in peace, Pearl. Sherman Douglas was good. They better recognize stone guard. My uncle used to cut Pearl here. Yeah, Pearl was that. You'd be surprised who was from my projects. Dean Membinger senior who played for the Knicks is from my. My building. Okay. He was a legend of Nick's. Great. His son is in New York One the. The. The. You've seen him in New York one a million times. That's his son. I grew up with Dean Meminger. The son, the father played for the Knicks. Don't do that to the God body of all God bodies. This mathematical symmetric. This is the pack. The. The. The. The B A. That's it. This ain't that. That ain't. This is tracking kiss. Make some noise. Ah, come on. Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient. 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