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Sarah Spain
Join iHeartradio and Sarah Spain in celebrating the one year anniversary of iHeart Women's Sports. With powerful interviews and insider analysis, our shows have connected fans with the heart of women's Sports. In just one year, the network has launched 15 shows and built a community united by passion podcasts that amplify the voices of women in sports. Thank you for supporting iHeart women's sports and our founding sponsors, E L F Beauty, Capital One and Novartis. Just open the free iHeart app and search iHeart Women's Sports to listen now.
Bob Crawford
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, a different type of podcast. You, the listener, ask the questions.
Joe Crack
Did George Washington really cut down a cherry tree?
Jada
Were JFK and Marilyn Monroe having an affair?
Bob Crawford
And I find the answers. I'm so glad you asked me this question.
Jada
This is such a ridiculous story.
Bob Crawford
You can listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Danielle Robay
Just like great shoes, great books take you places through unforgettable love stories and into conversations with characters you'll never forget.
Jada
I think any good romance, it gives me this feeling of like butterflies.
Danielle Robay
I'm Danielle Robay and this is bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, the new podcast from hello Sunshine and I Heart Podcast where we dive into the stories that shape us on the page and off. Each week I'm joined by authors, celebs, book talk stars and more for conversations that will make you laugh, cry and add way too many books to your TBR pile. Listen to bookmarked by Reese's Book Club on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joseph Reeves
Show me how good it can get today, God. And show the rest of the world what we already know it can't get. No better than being hella black, hella queer and hella Christian. My name is Joseph Reeves. I am the creator and host of Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian. A fully black, fully queer, fully human, fully divine podcast. From iHeartMedia to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Joe Crack
Y' all figured it out. Y' all got together. This is a dope show.
Fat Joe
Who's the newest, biggest in the game?
Joe Crack
Rookies of the year.
Fat Joe
You got a rookie to the yard.
Joe Crack
I wouldn't be.
Fat Joe
Foreign. Yeah, yeah. What up, y'? All? This is Joe Crack the dawn.
Joe Crack
It's your boy, Jada. You know what it is The Joe and Jada show. And I'm not going to even say this is a special edition episode that's generic. This is really a meaningful episode for me because it's somebody that gave me my first experience in podcasting. So before, with no further ado, let's invite my brothers and friends to the show. DJ EFN and my brother Noriega. This is. This is my show, by the way. Like, these. Both of these people has been on Dream Champs so many times. I created. We burst it. Like I Burke his mind. Calm down, calm down, calm down. Listen, listen. I'm gonna be honest.
Fat Joe
Yo, yo, listen.
Joe Crack
Let me be honest. Let me be honest. Congratulations, y'.
Fat Joe
All.
Joe Crack
Finally picking it up. You're finally picking it up. Congrats. I watched this. I watched this show, and I sit back and I'm like, this is what I did. In a good way. In a good way. Because you know why? I kind of. Well, let me give it to this brother. Like, he kind of knew that this podcast space was going to be something that. That we all eventually get into. Like, in my. In my thoughts, I think that eventually rappers will drop their albums on their own podcast. You know what I'm saying? Just think about it. Where you cut out all the middleman, right? That's. Because that's what we're essentially doing, right? While we're direct to the audience. So if we're direct to audience with our speech, why would we redirect the audience? What got the audience here in the first place, you know what I'm saying?
Fat Joe
I'm not gonna lie to you, Nori. I want ignorant. Nori, you talking too. There's no liquor. There's no liquor.
Joe Crack
He got two hats.
Fat Joe
He gave him the style champs right now. I've been watching your interview. Yeah, you got.
Joe Crack
You gotta let me grow, man. You know what I'm saying?
Fat Joe
EFN finally left the cave to come, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Joe Crack
You know what it takes to get EFN out of his comfort zone? Out of. Out of Miami is intense. This is special.
Fat Joe
Happily married. I know you're happily married. We love your wife, but she lying to you. He ain't gonna be the same if you gotta leave, don't stick to I.
Joe Crack
Need the check, and it's called fast forward time.
Fat Joe
I'm gonna try to get you on the shampoo box.
Joe Crack
Okay?
Fat Joe
I'm not lying. I'm gonna try to get you in.
Joe Crack
You the song Pepper joint. I'm not doing this black thing.
Fat Joe
You're doing gross. This ain't the fake black. Look at my man.
Joe Crack
That looks like Beijing a little bit.
Fat Joe
Looking like. Yo, you ever. Yo. So I dare y' all to go Google some of these guys in the barbershop. They be having that look like Magic Parker all the way. Why fight the time? Nori's on the box.
Joe Crack
I am on the box. God damn it. The noise for me. But, yo, Jada, this is what you don't know. We're in the middle of, like, a baby Cuban beef right here. They got Cuba beef?
Fat Joe
Oh, no, we been had beef, man.
Joe Crack
Yo, let me tell you. Let me tell you how much I tolerate him.
Fat Joe
Cause of you.
Joe Crack
Let me tell you how much they have the first episode. He doesn't like that. He doesn't rep. No, we over that guy.
Fat Joe
Cuba. I'm Cuban.
Joe Crack
You did not rep Cuba in the beginning.
Fat Joe
In 1970. Get on Me. Fit in 1992 in Relativity Records, it said, Puerto Rican and Cuban born rap. Where did it say that?
Joe Crack
Hold on. Which version of Wikipedia did it say that? Hold on. Efn.
Fat Joe
He had to finish.
Joe Crack
I never really. I'm just really finding out about the Cuban, right? Like the Kiss.
Fat Joe
Brand new.
Joe Crack
I mean, you remember when you just told me that few episodes, I was very shocked. Like, yo, Kiss, I'm Cuban in Puerto Rico. I never saw a Cuban flag at the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Fat Joe
Would you. It's the Puerto Rican date.
Joe Crack
You gotta rap. You gotta rap.
Fat Joe
I'm kind of. You got you under something.
Joe Crack
Let me tell you how much.
Fat Joe
Listen.
Joe Crack
How much they. That Joe wanted to prove that he's Cuban. Yo, we had his father's funeral. Joe's father's funeral. And Joe leans up, he turns around, he goes, yo, tell EFN I'm Cuban. He told me when I got here.
Fat Joe
I swear to God, efn, no disrespect. I thought you was coming because it was in Miami. And you finally could have been around my whole Cuban.
Joe Crack
The whole Cuban side. I never told you.
Fat Joe
Yeah, you would have dug your own grave. You would have been like this thing.
Joe Crack
No, this is super Cuban.
Fat Joe
Beyond.
Joe Crack
No, I know you're Cuban now. You did a record then. Now and then is two different things. I love this.
Fat Joe
So you saying it's cooler to be Cuban now?
Joe Crack
No, no. I'm just saying for some reason now you're good with it.
Fat Joe
Let me tell you a story just for my Cuban people to understand this, right? I have a friend, his name is Robbie Rob. He is the only person.
Joe Crack
Dj.
Fat Joe
No, no. He is the Only person on the planet earth that can literally, literally say when Fat Joe was fucked up. Pockets hanging. All my friends are going to the feds. I had to go to Miami to hide out. He let me stay in his apartment with my wife, and he fed me for six months straight. His apartment. You know, Robbie was. You know, was on the beach and everything, and he fed me, you know, when I. I don't want to say I was a bum. I wasn't a bum.
Joe Crack
We just.
Fat Joe
They caught my brother. They took all the money to this. It was a time. Everybody's going to jail. I went over there to stay out of sight, out of mind. Twenty years later, Big Pun's double platinum, Fat Joe's platinum. We the hottest Latinos in the whole fucking game. And we had record labels that were begging me to sign the next Latino. Robbie Rob shows up 20 years later. He was my friend through his whole thing. Shout out to Donna, the whole family. And he says, yo, Joe, I have a rapper, pit bull, a Cuban rapper, pit bull. Now, I'm gonna tell you something that I never said before in the world. He gave that to me. TBT was begging me to do business with them. I never even listened to the demo. I went up in there and I said, yo, this is your next guy. He said, what you mean? I said, he's the Cuban Explosion. He's gonna be the.
Joe Crack
This one. He was with Luke, though. He was already with Luke.
Fat Joe
He was with Luke. Started. But they came to. To America, you know, because.
Joe Crack
To America? What are you talking about?
Fat Joe
Everywhere. But you got to come here to get the check.
Joe Crack
Okay?
Fat Joe
You have to. I'm sorry to say we love the West Coast. We love.
Joe Crack
Are you talking about New York? Okay.
Fat Joe
Gotta come.
Joe Crack
I got you.
Fat Joe
Birdman flew in from New Orleans here to get the 100 million that flew back to New Orleans. Gotta come to the motherland to get that check. So I walk up in there, Brian Steele was there, and I said, you have to sign him. And they signed Pitbull. No money, no strings attached. And that's my contribution to Cuban hip hop. Pitbull, the biggest Cuban rapper ever seen in the world. I got him this deal with tbt. You know, you can cap all y' all want, man. I say, shit is real. Like, it is what it is.
Joe Crack
We're gonna have Pitbull up here next episode later.
Fat Joe
No, we gotta have them. Because one time I got into it when Lucas Luke was like, yo, I discovered him and all, I said, yeah, but I got him the bag. Like, I put him up There. And I got him the bag.
Joe Crack
He said it on drink chaps.
Fat Joe
I got him the bag. Simple.
Joe Crack
And by the way, guys, I just wanted to say congratulations on your Illuminati induction. Because when I walked through here, I was like, these things I said. I said, this is. This is. This is what he feels like. And I was like, ah, y' all ain't invite me, though?
Fat Joe
No, no, no, no. You slip in there by default. No, I'm considered. I'm really.
Joe Crack
You're considering Illuminati?
Fat Joe
I think I'm Illuminati. Listen, let me tell you something. Nah, nah, nah. I really think. Yo, yo, I think I'm Illuminati. We just. We talk to Floss the millionaire. Forget about. He gets out every three months. He went to jail every three months. We walk him on Floss, he keep cap. He's capping Floss the million. Floss tells me I'm coming home December 6th, December 6th, come. Yo, it's June 2nd. June 2nd, come October 23rd, he's spinning me. He got me for a loop, right?
Joe Crack
I don't think he's in control of that.
Fat Joe
No, bro, he can't dis me.
Joe Crack
He can't just leave.
Fat Joe
Listen, let me explain to you. I've been really going through a lot in my life, right? My brother's always there for me, you know, I lost my best friend, Raul, Best, in prison. I just want y' all to know we have real. I do Fat Joe, not you guys. I have real life enemies. There's some people that might die that I might throw a fucking parade for in the middle of the street and be like, yo, he died the wicked, wicked West. And these guys been hating us forever, right? So, you know Raul died. Ah, they lost the guy. Raul's the one man. Warrior this, this, that. Then we lose my brother, then we lose my mother. My father, he for sure. He's depressed now. For sure. He's not gonna work. The next day after the funeral, we up in here filming our first podcast. They don't understand I'm on a different type of built this. I don't give a fuck. I'm built different. And then, you know, a lot more mudslinging. And I realized, you Illuminati like you.
Joe Crack
You gotta get off that.
Fat Joe
Yo, I figured it out. Because if you really hate me, that you want me to die, and you keep seeing this nigga in that boat taking shit with front row. I told him the other day, I said, they gotta be upset. Let's be honest. They gotta be Upset at Fat Joe, front row 30 years in a row in every basketball, boxing match, everywhere. Floating with his wife with diamonds. They gotta be sick. They want to throw a sphere from upper deck so bad, I'm keeping it with him. So my whole point is correct, Nori. Only you could figure out I'm illumina.
Joe Crack
I don't know what they talking about.
Fat Joe
You ain't got nothing to do. Yo, this has got nothing to do with. How many bullets have you strayed on this Drink Champs because of this guy? Cause this guy come out of nowhere. Your finger popping.
Joe Crack
No, he leads into all the bullshit.
Fat Joe
What the fuck is wrong with you? You know what, Nori? What is wrong with you? Where do you come up with everything in the world? You finger popping. You eating ass right now. You just. What happened? Do you drink the wrong Japanese whiskey that day?
Joe Crack
Well, the show has migrated. It's grown. It's. It started as that started with Tiger Bone. Since COVID happened, we haven't had Tiger Bone back. We just different man. We just. We having fun. We just added a new segment to the. To the show where people are going, rap like Rap City, the basement. We're going. It's called. Let me see if we still got it. And so, you know, we'll give you the beat in advance, you know what I'm saying? So, like, we doing different things right now. We're in our ninth season. What is it? Well, yeah, so March 2026 is 10 years of drink champs. 10 years of drink chance. You know what I'm saying? And it was. It was a hustle that, like, was like my seventh hustle to. That went to, like, my number one hustle, you know what I'm saying? Like, I. I actually enjoy it. We just. Now, we recently opened Drink Champs Network. We got Bleak. We got Angela Simmons. We got Healthy High Run Champs. We got Fatherhood. We got grumpy OGs. We got smoke Champs. We got. You know what I'm saying?
Fat Joe
That's how the fuck you that's doing.
Joe Crack
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Because I used to go to my mother's house and she'd be like, she drink Mountain Dew? Because I did a commercial for Mountain Dew. And then she's like, what you doing with Sunkiss? I don't like Sunkiss. I don't like it because, you know, you're trying to be loyal. If you ever realize they all different stamps owned by the same guy. Right? So I love that you branching out. Drink Champs is such a. A monumental brand. But I love what you're doing as businessman and everybody's eating because you already been battle scarred. You went through everything in the world, and now you putting people on, and at the same time, you're expanding the empire. Don't think I don't fucking watch because I was slow.
Joe Crack
I was supposed to have this podcast, you know what I'm saying? I tried to individually, you know, but this is genius, you know what I'm saying? Y' all coming together. But I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Fat Joe
I've just always been a boss, so me personally, I don't know how to be under nobody. I'm just keeping it real with you. Even my brother, I love partners as.
Joe Crack
Much as I. Yeah, partnership. And by the way, partnership, by the way, you know. You know what the beautiful thing about this is? I can't. I can't practice what I don't preach. Meaning, like, I. This is my idea for telling people you own your own stuff. Because one thing for sure, two things for certain, I'm not gonna go as hard as you. You know what I'm saying? If you're going. If you're gonna sign with me, guess what? You signing yourself. You know what I'm saying? You sign it to Yourself Records, not Delusional Records. It's signing Yourself records. You're signing yourself records, you know what I'm saying? But.
Fat Joe
But I signed up first.
Joe Crack
Yeah.
Fat Joe
I was the first guinea pig on Delusional Records. Oh, Delusional. Delusional. Chance.
Joe Crack
Delusional chance. Delusional chance.
Fat Joe
I'm telling you something. I walked out. I'm the original nigga with the. With the hole in my head like a dolphin, you guys, he said, yo, come over. We doing something. When I left. You don't think. Your uncle don't think he the only nigga who catch the bullets for Fat Joe. I walked out of there. I said, it's official. I have beef with every rapper. Tell me about dmx. What do you, Sam, do? What about this? And I'm over there, like. And I'm realizing, oh, these guys trying to do some crazy shit. And I'm going for it. I want my brothers. I'm talking. He didn't hesitate. Yo, I walked out of that motherfucker like I had a hole in my ass. I got beef with everybody.
Joe Crack
What a lot of people don't know is me and him had a show called Military Crazy RAW Radio. We had a show. It was on Sirius XM for three years. I remember XM and Sirius.
Fat Joe
They.
Joe Crack
They combined. So we. I don't. I don't remember we was on XM first, and then when. Then. So what we did was just recreate the same show. Like, if you look online, we kind of cheated. Like, without meaning. Like, we had a same show, but just with no artists. So that. So you and Kenny Anderson was the first two pilots. Those were pilots. Y' all was our pilots. You know what I'm saying? So we just did what we was.
Fat Joe
Came out. Yeah, yeah, my shit came out out the gate.
Joe Crack
Yeah, it hit. But. But. But my. Came out our first number one.
Fat Joe
How many millions of views we caught on that?
Joe Crack
No, we. We. We. We. We. We. We went. We was expected to do, like, I. I believe the numbers was like, 60, 000. No, 15,000. Something like that. Good. We did 2673-003003-00000.
Fat Joe
The first day.
Joe Crack
First day. Yeah. Yeah.
Fat Joe
That's my original.
Joe Crack
We got a plaque from.
Fat Joe
I don't think they ever gave black apart. That's why I. Rich to human. That's the original.
Joe Crack
I ain't got nothing to do with Illuminati.
Fat Joe
This man is loyal.
Joe Crack
He's worthy.
Fat Joe
Fluidity. This guy will sit there and risk his life with his brothers.
Joe Crack
Well, I tell you. I tell you. I tell you what really, really made us was the DMX episode. And a lot of people don't know, you know, how hard it is to get X, right? We filmed DMX in the lobby of the Aloft Hotel. Like, we had it all set up to go upstairs. No, no. In Miami Beach. In Miami. We had it all set up to go upstairs. And the man wouldn't move. He wanted to play pool. So we just said dmx. We went all the way upstairs, grabbed the equipment, and came downstairs. And if you notice, if you watch that interview, he doesn't really know he's being interviewed. He didn't know what a podcast was. He didn't know what. He was like, paul, I don't want to go back to jail. I was like, nah. I was like, we could do a documentary about that episode behind the scenes of that episode. And then we played pool. And then it's like, let's do it right now. And we just start talking. And it was like. It was. It was the first time, like, you got to see X emotional. Like, you got to see him like. You know what I mean? Like, because people saw that. Yeah, people saw that, but people didn't see, like, the human part of dmx. And that's when we started to realize, like, oh, okay. Like, we got it. And then X came back years later and it was like. And, you know, he was bigger, like. You know what I'm saying? Like, he was healthy. You know what I'm saying?
Fat Joe
You know what's so weird is, like, you got real relationships, right? Like, the other night, I'm at the fight, I see Kevin Hart. You know, we the first to put him in Lean Back. Kevin Hart set off and Leaned Back video. He was telling dudes. Not that. You know, that was like the number one song of the whole.
Joe Crack
His first movie he ever did was the first.
Fat Joe
All right, that's cool. But that was the biggest. Look, is that Lean Back?
Joe Crack
I'll throw that out there.
Fat Joe
No, that movie, I'm not gonna be disrespect like that. I didn't see it. You saw Lean Back.
Joe Crack
He was in Lean Back.
Fat Joe
Lean Back's a big deal. Kevin Hart was the star of Lean Back.
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah.
Fat Joe
Let's be clear. The man, I see him, and whenever I see him, it's all love. He returned the favor, put me in the movie Night School. Years later, I love Kevin Hart. And we talked. Matter of fact, he talked about the podcast. We said, joe, this podcast, he looked up. I guess it's hard for some people to give it up, right? He turned around, he said, you're funny. He said, you're real funny. This podcast is something. I said, yo, thank you, Kevin Hart. But I don't ask him for his number. I don't hang out with him. And he's my friend. Right? You, on the other hand, could do a fucking whole TV show based on you and X, you and Kanye, you and this. You really hang out with these guys?
Joe Crack
I work out with Kevin Hart.
Fat Joe
You see what I'm saying?
Joe Crack
I mean, he hits me, he takes me.
Fat Joe
I got these numbers and shit like that. I don't do that.
Joe Crack
No, because I've done that.
Fat Joe
You see me when you see me. Bote, take it. That's it, I'm gone. Take this guy. Illuminati.
Joe Crack
Illuminati. This guy here, I knew.
Fat Joe
I walk. In the fight the other night, the only guy I really acknowledged was another Illuminati, Jay Prince, Houston fellow Illuminati. You're on your own island.
Joe Crack
Y. Illuminati.
Fat Joe
Illuminati don't exist.
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah. Relationships is important, though. Can't be nothing people. All right? You gotta speak for yourself.
Bob Crawford
American history is full of wise people.
Fat Joe
What?
Sarah Spain
Women said something like, you know, 99.99 of war is diarrhea and 1% is glory.
Danielle Robay
Those founding fathers were gossipy AF.
Joe Crack
And they love to cut each other down.
Bob Crawford
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history and I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer.
Fat Joe
Hamilton pauses and then he says the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it.
Bob Crawford
Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Danielle Robay
Just like great shoes, great books take you places through unforgettable love stories and into conversations with characters you'll never forget.
Jada
I think any good romance, it gives me the same feeling of like butterflies.
Danielle Robay
I'm Danielle Roubais and this is bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, the new podcast from hello Sunshine and I Heart Podcasts. Every week I sit down with your favorite book lovers, authors, celebrities, book talkers and more to explore the stories that shape us on the page and off. I've been reading every Reese's Book Club pick, deep diving book talk theories and obsessing over book to screen casts for years and now I get to talk to the people making the magic. So if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character or cried at the last chapter or passed a book to a friend saying you have to read this, this podcast is for you. Listen to Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joseph Reeves
Show me how good it can get today, God, and show the rest of the world what we already know it can't get. No better than being hella Black, Hella Queer and Hella Christian. My name is Joseph Reeves. I am the creator and host of Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian, a fully black, fully queer, fully human, fully divine podcast that explores society, culture and the intersections of faith and identity. Listen to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian to hear conversations about what it means to sound the way you look.
Joe Crack
I think what I've had to make peace with is that every iteration of my voice is given to me by God and I love it.
Joseph Reeves
Books that validated our identity.
Joe Crack
The library now for me is a safe space as someone who is writing books that they're trying to take off.
Joseph Reeves
Of shelves and how we as black queer folks relate to our Christianity. Listen to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Jada
Welcome to Pretty Private with ebony, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebony, and every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles and more. And found the strength to make it to the other side.
Sarah Spain
My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed.
Jada
Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect podcast network. Tune in on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Fat Joe
A lot of men, especially beast this era, we we in a weird time of life where a lot of men are truly upset with their shortcomings in life. Some men might have chased too many women and was at club every night trying to fuck this, this, that, and didn't handle their business. Or they was doing a bunch of other bullshit and they turn around and they say, yo, I'm 45. I'm fucked up. I'm 50. I'm fucked up. Those are the guys you see in the comments to dis you every chance they can. They're mad at their own lives. They're miserable. So you're looking at some comments again, huh?
Joe Crack
Looking at them comments again.
Fat Joe
No, no, no.
Joe Crack
I told him about that. You know that.
Fat Joe
Yo, let me explain to you. I'm human. Anybody who tell you they don't look, they kind of lying.
Joe Crack
Well, everybody. No, we look, we don't. Well, obsessed with. You got to get it out. Listen, listen, my brother, you my brother, we in Dominican Republic. We on vacation.
Fat Joe
And the biggest.
Joe Crack
I turn. I turn across. I turn across behind them. I'm looking at the comments.
Fat Joe
I am with the. Yeah, he's looking through it all with the littlest guys. If you think I'm not watching you because you got two followers.
Joe Crack
Oh, my God.
Fat Joe
He'S crazy. What are you doing, Joe? I'm watching.
Joe Crack
Anybody gets.
Fat Joe
Everybody gets a sublimity or whatever, can't say their name. One time I said somebody named, they jumped out. Like I said, oh, my God. You, like, breathe life into these guys.
Joe Crack
Do they have me?
Fat Joe
Can't mention your name. But if I tell you they know the littlest of the biggest, they know you not like me. You not like me. I don't care what you say. You can say it's Cap or whatever, but I've been putting in this work in these streets since I'm 14. I don't care what you guys think you could say in these comments and all that you are not like me. And when I walk through I walk like a shake I walk like a shake yeah, from Dubai when I walk through oh, yo, that's him when you open the door, something foreign every time when he come out, he clean smelling like a billion every. Am I lying, young relative? You the only stuck up for me when they said I wasn't fly 25. Let me. I told Efn off the camera. I said, yo, if they lying in real life while we're here and we're allegedly known to punish people, and you lying about me now, why, Imagine when I'm dead, I'm really all fucked up. You wanna tell me you throwing this shit on? Don't tell me about the old niggas that had it. They be the old niggas that ratted. You understand? Like, you gotta stop. And so we not on the same level. And there's one thing that people try to do, they do it to you, too. Whether you see, you don't see it, obviously you don't.
Joe Crack
They do it to everybody.
Fat Joe
Look, we come up from an era. If you talk on the street level, you couldn't be pussy and get money. You had to put it down. That's just what it is. If you was pussy, you got money, they taking your shit, your own friends. It's over, Bobby. Pack it up. You gotta go. This is how it is, right? In this rap game. I had so much, and I was trying to be a nice guy. I had so much beef in this game with every biggest rap crew you ever seen. Because I was like, you can't be serious. I just fought guys with eight heads in the streets. I'm not gonna fall to Iraq. These guys kill babies. Like, you gotta be kidding me. You think? Cause your rap sometimes family show. All right?
Joe Crack
But what I'm saying is family show.
Fat Joe
What I'm saying is we came with a time where we had to really fight. You had to write your bars. You had to write your bars. You have to work, you have to promote. You have to this that, you know, the illest Album out right now by. If y' all wanna keep lying to yourselves or whatever them clips dropped, the fuck you. Go get it. If you love real hip hop, I don't care if you like the clips. Go get that. And the man says, we create content, Y' all content creators. So what you gotta understand is when dreamtramps talks about something and these guys with two followers, that's their whole show. When Joe and Jada, we the rookies of the year, we come in, the leaders of the new school, they turn around, they see what we say, and that's their whole show. Yo, what Joe and Jay is saying. Oh, Fat Joe talking about Michael Jackson with the Haliband and come on, yo, it's the triple OG I killed 46 dudes in C74. Michael Jackson rapping on the Taliban. What's going like, that's their whole. They don't create content. They're content creators. They moving off what we do. We shift in the culture. And the culture has to be shifted the right way. You have to pay your dues. Because we had a couple of corny guys maneuvering in this podcast space.
Joe Crack
There was a lot of corny guys maneuvering. This guy's.
Fat Joe
Listen, the other day, you said something. See, me and you, there's nothing that you could do to get me to not salute the God. I gotta salute him. You know what I'm saying? He's my brother, and we got the bond that can't be broken. But.
Joe Crack
Breathe, let's come back.
Fat Joe
What I'm saying is. No, no, I'm coming back. I'm coming back. What I'm saying is. What I'm saying is. Yo, listen, man, you either gonna love me for the shit or you're gonna hate me. There's two ways you could take this. You could laugh at me and say, I'm Cap. Whatever. In any case, we number one with a bullet. Don't get that fucked up. So what I'm saying is the other day you made a comment, you said, the only podcast that matters is Drink Champs. Comments, Joe Button and Million Dollars Worth of Gang.
Joe Crack
That hurts you?
Fat Joe
No, it never hurts me. Because I do a lot of shit to hurt him that he don't ever get hurt. So I can't get hurt, right? We can't even fucking hurt each other, right? You understand what I'm saying?
Joe Crack
No, we can't.
Fat Joe
But what I'm saying is, I've seen a lot of other podcasts, you know, Steve, Jack, this is my brother. A bunch of them put in work a lot of guys are doing they thing.
Joe Crack
I feel like Steve Jackson is a hater. No, this is the second time. This is the second time hating on me. Like, what?
Fat Joe
Because he been doing. You see, you gotta understand, I thought.
Joe Crack
We was all family.
Fat Joe
We are.
Joe Crack
I thought so too. And if he had a problem, if he had a problem, he should have handled that. You know what I mean? But I seen him a couple times and he didn't say nothing to me, and I didn't say nothing to him. But it wasn't. No what happened.
Fat Joe
I believe he was talking to the statement, like, they putting in work in the podcast. It's a lot of guys, Carmelo. There's a lot of different guys putting in a lot of work. When you just say, yo, we the three that matter. Everybody else who don't put in us, we don't care. We just new in the game and we just. I don't give a fuck anyway. So I'm different. But is there any way to say, all right, why did you come up with that decision?
Joe Crack
I don't know how he was feeling it. It's actually the truth. But it's the truth when they say like this. When it comes to hip hop podcast, we led the way, 1 million percent. All right, all right. Who invented the podcast space, period? It's Peter Rosenberg and Cypressounds. Anybody? We all owed him a check. Gotta give Ice T some credit. No, I'm getting there. Peter Roseburn and Cypress House. That's the first podcast ever, Right? Then you got. When you got come to artist podcast, first artist podcast was Ice Tea, Right? Then after that, this was a nerd space. Combat Jack. Combat Jack, yes, yes. Combat Jack. Yeah. No, no, no. But what I'm saying, overall, that's what it was for. This was like a nerd space. What I was trying to say, of course other podcasts matter. Of course I'm on this show. I'm doing other shows. Of course that. But what I'm saying is who led.
Fat Joe
The way is the golden era.
Joe Crack
Yes.
Fat Joe
I feel in hip hop, yes, LL Cool J is salt and pepper. Heavy D, Rakim, Big Daddy K, you just saying, yo, we let the listen.
Joe Crack
And by the way. And by the way, if it wasn't for those three podcasts, probably you wouldn't be here right now. Probably a lot of people wouldn't be here right now.
Fat Joe
I super agree. I just wish you would have told me earlier. There's so many bags in this space.
Joe Crack
I mean, I did tell you. Listen, I did tell you. Do you know what you did? You said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I did tell you. And you know what you did? You went and started crack vision on your own. Like you said, you can't be under nobody. So you. You. You're living out your words. You. You did that.
Fat Joe
You know what they say?
Joe Crack
Hold on, I gotta finish. Because you can't just say that and just. We just go off. You know, I say that, you say 19 keys. No, no, no. I'm saying. So 19 keys. Hit me about the same thing.
Fat Joe
Who's 19 keys?
Joe Crack
19 keys. He has a podcast as well. So if I say that, if I say something like, I'm the best and you offended, what does that mean about you? I saying, this is my shit. I monkey footed this game. I got the viewers every single month.
Fat Joe
All the best.
Joe Crack
I don't have to. I don't have to clout Chase. Hold on.
Fat Joe
No, you guys are the best.
Joe Crack
I don't have to clout Chase. I don't have to diss other podcast. What I was trying to say was that's the podcast that matters. In this milestone, at this moment, at this moment leading up now, of course there's going to be other people. Of course it's going to be other people. You know, everybody's going to have their time. You're going to have their time. You know what it is in Miami? Miami, you get a restaurant six months, and then you close down Gecko. All these beautiful restaurants, they hot. You can't get a reservation at all. But then. Six months.
Fat Joe
Where they At? 70, baby.
Joe Crack
Where they at?
Fat Joe
That's right.
Joe Crack
You know what I'm saying? Let me just say. Say something. Not only have I survived this space.
Fat Joe
That's right.
Joe Crack
But I. Oof. I've been innovative. I've been innovative. I've been innovative. When people were chasing other people, I went and I messed with a kid from Virginia. No one was messing with kids from Virginia. This guy is still to this day. You know, when they was calling him Dee's nephew, I was the only one outside of the Rough Riders who worked with him. Scott Storch. Yes, you made him famous. But who gave him that first beat when he came out here? Reggae thon. Y' all both laughed at me. Y' all both apologize. So I take y' all forgiveness. But look at Bad Bunny right now. This nigga got a fucking concert for six months.
Fat Joe
We booked our tickets.
Joe Crack
Holy moly guacamole.
Fat Joe
No, we booked our tickets.
Joe Crack
You telling me that. You telling me that exists? Without. Oye, Mikando. Without me? What I Did like, this is what I'm trying to say. Like, I, I, you know what I'm saying? But Busta Rhymes told me the other day, he said, yo, man, I don't like you still being humble. I'm a humble guy. I know my accolades, though. I know what I did. I know my numbers. I know what I put up on the board.
Fat Joe
Very aggressive, Busta Rhymes.
Joe Crack
I know what I put up on the board. So you know what? If I'm finally bigging up myself. Hold on, hold on. So if I finally big it up myself, now is when y'. All, When I'm humble. All these years, nobody got nothing to say. Oh, he's humble, Nori. He's chilling. Now I say, you know what? We put our foot in this game, and I'm not taking away from others. So I'm sorry if I said it that way and people got offended. That's not what I meant. I meant this is. Remember the era, dmx, you know, Jay and Ja? This is, this is what us3 is. It doesn't mean that. It doesn't mean that Nas doesn't exist. Doesn't mean that.
Fat Joe
You know what I'm saying?
Joe Crack
Rough Riders don't exist. So that's all. Yeah, I just felt, I felt good. I felt good. Yeah, I felt good about that.
Fat Joe
You know what I'm saying? So you could explain how you feel about this.
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah.
Fat Joe
Now you're my brother and I go on vacation with you, and you guys try to force me to drink, including my wife.
Joe Crack
No, no, let me say something. Let me give, let me give you a story.
Fat Joe
Your brother in law was walking in my house sideways. You ever seen this guy? This guy for certain was gonna vomit. I'm watching him the whole time. Yo, I'm watching brother in law walking like this. So I'm walking behind him with a towel, ready to catch him, because for sure he got sideways, not forward. He's walking like this. And then his mother. Everybody's watching him. He said. I said, for sure. I've been there, so I know he's going to vomit 1 million percent. I'm watching him. The whole shit, he didn't. Right? But EFN said he brought the drink to the drink champs. He said, you more of a smoker.
Joe Crack
At that time, we were doing military crazy, okay. And we had the casino ish okay spot.
Fat Joe
He said, they're the drinkers that used to be the smoke.
Joe Crack
You was Pino. Yeah, yeah.
Fat Joe
And now you have graduated to the drink chest.
Joe Crack
Yeah, probably, huh?
Fat Joe
Because God damn, you Guys, it's like a mission. I swear to God. Be like, yo, give him a shot. Give him a shot. That next thing I know and I'm a happy drunk. You know what happened to me? I don't know if I ever said this, but the one time I got drunk, I was in Morris High School. I was the bully of the whole high school. They could say whatever they want. I robbed the whole fucking shit by myself. Some of you guys is pussy.
Joe Crack
You can't imagine it.
Fat Joe
You got smacked in the back of your neck and you kept walking. But I was the guy. And my man came and said before home. When we said, yo, let's drink. I said, what's this? It was a 40 ounce. We drank a 40 ounce. I never got drunk. Yeah, something like that. So we went to the back of Morris High School where the girls play handball, because that's where all the pretty girls was. And I was disrespectful. I was like, yo, fuck that. This, doing all that. When I tell you this guy, his name was Eddie. I even give him prop. Big Head Eddie. It's the biggest punk in the world. Me and him got into it and he beat the shit out. And no one could beat the shit out of me at this time is what I'm trying to tell you. My hands was crazy, right? So I remember I sat down in the gate and I just looked at everybody laughing at me and I said, something's wrong, right? Why do I feel like this? I feel like I can't even move my arms. I can't even fight. And I realize you got drunk, you fucked up. And from that point, if I was gonna have beef with everybody in the world, niggas shooting at me, all type of shit, I gotta be dead, sopa. The next day I came back, poor Eddie caught the hockey stick to the hockey club, to his fucking big dome. You know what we call Eddie? A fucking sniper's dream. You know how the snipers got. Got the heads on the. With the cross on the. This is a sniper's dream.
Joe Crack
Somebody gonna tell you, you. You're rich, man. You're rich and you live a different life now. Yo, yo, yo, my new weird. We're Makotos. It's two o'clock in the afternoon. He gets up, yo, I shot this guy in the face. I'm like, Joe.
Fat Joe
I'm like, Joe.
Joe Crack
We're in front of nothing but beautiful scene. He's crazy.
Fat Joe
Yo, Nori, you know what's crazy? I'm not crazy.
Joe Crack
You wrote the darkest times in the most moments.
Fat Joe
Yo, peace to the gods, too. I meant no disrespect.
Joe Crack
He said, crack him.
Fat Joe
Crack him. I'm just trying to tell you. I was. I'll reiterate, right? I was the Puerto Rican kidney.
Joe Crack
Just fix. I just. The gods, they love us again.
Fat Joe
So peace to the God. Remember?
Joe Crack
He just said Puerto Rican. He didn't say Puerto Rican.
Fat Joe
Puerto Rican and Cuban kid was an. And they doing the ciphers and all that. And I'm like, ham salambian bacon. And I'm the guy always around where they was just like, yo, Joe, they used to call me Crack Kim. You know, it's nothing I could do about it.
Joe Crack
Oh, the gods. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
Fat Joe
Peace to the gods.
Joe Crack
To the gods.
Fat Joe
I'm just trying.
Joe Crack
Oh, the gods is on y' all for that.
Fat Joe
You're not. Listen, we gotta cover everybody. It's 20, 25. We talking about the gods. 126 in Harlem. We showing love to everybody. You know what I'm saying? But when I look at Nori, he go. I let my watch talk to me. My guns talk.
Joe Crack
Bam.
Fat Joe
What up? Yo, Nori, man, you getting a lot of money.
Joe Crack
To have watches. You don't have to have watches.
Fat Joe
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. To get watches, you do. You gotta have a lot of money. You're not fooling me.
Joe Crack
Yeah, I know you don't.
Fat Joe
The problem I see with this is. Yeah, that's your business partner. He wears a Seiko.
Joe Crack
Yeah, he got all the money. Like you just said. You're gonna borrow from Mayor. You gonna borrow from Mayor. I'm borrowing right from here.
Fat Joe
Yeah. And there's no problem. I got a best friend, a partner like that, too. His name is Rich Player. Icn. Yo, yo, yo. You don't spend a dollar. And so I heard that about Rich. He's richer than me. So if you think I'm rich, I'm all flash, no cash. When I need a loan, I'm going to that guy over there. If you ever need a loan, I know you're going to that.
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah.
Fat Joe
Cause you got all that money, and what's crazy, you kept all that money. Don't lie to me.
Joe Crack
Yeah, listen, what's crazy, I wake up.
Fat Joe
Got all the money. It's a couple of guys I can see by their lifestyle that I could go for alone. I know who got the bag.
Joe Crack
Yeah, listen, the more checks he got.
Fat Joe
See, Time Felon let me get a diabetic.
Joe Crack
The less drinks he started. Like he started with Bacardi. And now he's on beer. Like he's definitely. Yeah, the next. The next renegotiation he gonna be on Michael.
Fat Joe
Keep going down. Who in the locks. Really watch they bag like this.
Joe Crack
Gotta be style.
Fat Joe
The whole she loot. I was on a vacation every week.
Joe Crack
We all rich, but Luch is super rich, right?
Fat Joe
Because he.
Joe Crack
What he save. He still got the money for Canada.
Fat Joe
He's still got a new.
Joe Crack
Got Canadian. Mickey Rooneys of Canadian.
Fat Joe
He got Luch's. Luch. He squeezed a quarter of the Eagle screen. Let me tell you something, because, you know, because we out here acting dumb. We acted one thing about Nori, I don't give a fuck if he went through his toughest time on earth. Because it was a tough time to me. And absolutely, we was bumping into each other.
Joe Crack
Absolutely.
Fat Joe
Yugoslavia and Stretch. God and all that. We was out riding Dusseldorf.
Joe Crack
Dusseldorf, Archfurt, Germany.
Fat Joe
Listen, so we. So me and you, we went through the real chitlin circuit, right? I don't care what he went through.
Joe Crack
The European version. European chitlin.
Fat Joe
Yes, it is shot shorty in them. That's where they go. Get the bag.
Joe Crack
Right now, that ain't the ch.
Fat Joe
What I'm saying to you is, no matter what he went through, we always ate steak and lobster, right? Like this man. Always was inexpensive. And he's not cheap. This guy covered the bill most of the time for 20 guys. How are you still doing 88? You got 20 guys here now.
Joe Crack
Well, most of these people are people that. That, you know, I remember during COVID.
Fat Joe
I don't want to say nothing about you guys. You guys had a lot of money. You. Yeah, let me tell you something. You guys was looking extra with the whole crew. He was like, yo, something weird's happening. I said, what? All my friends are treating me now. They're paying fighting for the bill. They're doing Covid. I'm like, it must have been Donald Trump. Had a good eye. N O R E. You never been cheap, right? You always saved my life.
Joe Crack
Did I say that in Germany? In Germany.
Fat Joe
He saved my life. He couldn't wait for it. You know, I talk all this shit. Fat Joe. I'm King Kong. I saved the day. I'm the realest guy you ever seen in your life. This, this, that. It's biscuit lager to the star. Come here. Get your cheekbone in here, man. Cause this is one of the good ones. One of the good ones. You definitely right now your outfit turned around. You definitely can't go through TSA yo, they don't think you got a knee replacement. Hey buddy, you got a knee replacement.
Joe Crack
Yo.
Fat Joe
TSA is crazy.
Joe Crack
You can't go through tsa.
Bob Crawford
American history is full of wise people.
Fat Joe
What woman said something like, you know.
Sarah Spain
99.99 of war is diarrhea and 1% is glory.
Danielle Robay
Those founding fathers were gossipy AF and.
Fat Joe
They loved to cut each other down.
Bob Crawford
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history and I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer.
Fat Joe
Hamilton pauses and then he says, the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it.
Bob Crawford
Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Danielle Robay
Just like great shoes, great books take you places through unforgettable love stories and into conversations with characters you'll never forget.
Jada
I think any good romance, it gives me this feeling of like butterflies.
Danielle Robay
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Joseph Reeves
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Joe Crack
I think what I've had to make peace with is that every iteration of my Voice is given to me by God and I love it.
Joseph Reeves
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Joe Crack
Safe space as someone who is writing books that they're trying to take off.
Joseph Reeves
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Jada
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Joe Crack
Here's the story. Me and crack, we both, we both look at our schedules. We actually at. At a restaurant, I look at his, he look at mine. So we, we noticed that we're not in no town, we're in Europe. But he's in this side, I'm on this side. So just so happens we're both greedy people. We take an extra show, he takes an extra show, I take an extra show, we wind up at the same place. So a guy tells me, yo, Joe is here. And I was like, there's no way Joe was here. Like, I took the. I was just with me on Thursday. Yeah. I was like, yo, you know, we.
Fat Joe
Going away Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and coming back, I meet you on Monday. And so he's like, yo, I was just with him.
Joe Crack
I was just with him. There's no way. So I called him and I've never heard him like this in my life. He was like. And I go, what? He goes, I said, you got a show, right? I said, cnn is an early show. Six o', clock, we out. He's like, yeah. And when you in Europe, if you perform at 12. If you perform at 12, in Europe.
Fat Joe
I know you're too good. He's saying it with the right tone.
Joe Crack
You're lit. If you perform at 12 in Europe, you're lit. Usually it's 6 o'.
Fat Joe
Clock.
Joe Crack
That's real hip hop. And then they go back to work. So when I call him, he's like. And I'm like. He's like, yo. I said, you got a show? He said, yeah, but I can't invite you. And I'm like, what? Why you? I was like, this is weird. What the fuck you mean you can't invite me? He's like, they said, they're gonna run down on me. They're gonna. They're gonna. I forget to slang what it was at the time. So I said, what? Oh, I'm definitely going here. You want to say your side can't say.
Fat Joe
You know what we call those real suckers. If a nigga got smoke and he got beef somewhere and he don't tell you, and you show up as a friend, and then the drama come and you middle, he lines you up. I had to tell my brother, I got real problems, right? Okay. So when I was scared to fly, I had a manager at the time, and he took bags from. I had beef everywhere. Australia, Europe, Germany, everywhere. Because he was saying, yo, Fat Joe's coming, taking thousand, booking me. I didn't know, right? So when I get out there, I go to do. Cause the shows in the same hotel downstairs is the club. So they tell me, do press. So I'm doing the press. Like this jury on. I'm really comfortable, right? So these girls doing an interview. These dudes come in. They really a fucking Illuminati. They had the swastis, they had the real Hitler tattoos. They brought the guys with the Hitler shit on. A baldius like tattoos on it. Like this some shit. So a dude comes with a paper. I get it. No disrespect, I get it. Somebody beat him for 50,000. Wasn't me.
Joe Crack
Me, right?
Fat Joe
She comes with the contract. Fat Joe, I send you 50,000. This, this, that. I said, bro, it must be a mistake. I never even been out here. You know, it's my first time here. No, 50,000. I want it. Now this. I ain't gonna lie to you. I had bad jury on. I was by myself. I get up, I tell him, I ain't giving you. I said, what? It says there. So he tells me the guy's name. I said, no, my manager is Flex Felix Cabrera. His name ain't on there. My name ain't on there. Somebody robbed you? I'm sorry, y'. All. This. He was mad. I get it. He was waiting for the day for Fat Joe to come. He had three of them guys. So that will put you in a pretzel. And I got the up. You know what I'm saying? I was like, yo, what's up, man? Whatever y' all want to do. I'm not gonna lie. This is the humor to the story. It was a gay guy who ran the club, man, jumped in the middle of them and saved me, man. Jump. Nah, you can't. Not a year. I'm telling you this. Yo, that dude snapped his fingers too tight.
Joe Crack
Cancel culture.
Fat Joe
No, it's a story. No, but it's a true story. I'm picking him up. The man saved my life. When he distracted them, I spun out. I went upstairs. I got a fork. I'm chopping in the fork. Like, I got the fork. Like, all I can guarantee.
Joe Crack
Take it to American Meat.
Fat Joe
I am not invincible. All I can guarantee, America, you will see me go out. They will pound me to smithereens and drag me. I'm not guaranteeing you there won't be a video like that one day. But you will see Joe going out. You'll be like, yo, crack went out with 30 of them. He spot that. He said he was bought that life. He's bought that life.
Joe Crack
So let me ask you.
Fat Joe
Hold on. So Nori calls me. What a blessing in disguise. I go, yo, Nori, I can't line you up. They're about to pound me out tonight, right? Because they was coming. So my promoter see it, he's German, he says, oh, my God. What are they guys? What? What they call them? Not the Aryan Nation. What are they in Germany?
Joe Crack
Skinheads.
Fat Joe
Skinheads. It's like, these are the skinheads, Joe. They are coming. These guys don't play. They burn people in cars and like that. He was, yo, so I'm up there with a fork, I swear to God. All out. I'm gonna go all out. Trust me. So I'm going like this. And Nori calls me. I tell him not to come. Nori comes with a hundred guys. These guys got tattoos all over.
Joe Crack
We got tattoos, too.
Fat Joe
Tattoos in they tongues. Just. I was so happy. You never seen the time where I sat back, I said, take all the food.
Joe Crack
Yes, he did. He offered.
Fat Joe
I swear to God.
Joe Crack
He had sushi.
Fat Joe
Look, you can drink all the liquor, the food, don't eat it. No, guys, so nice to see you guys. Sushi, please. No, but let me ask you Enjoy them. He came with some, yo, I'm not gonna lie.
Joe Crack
All right, hold on, hold on.
Fat Joe
These guys. These guys are dangerous guys.
Joe Crack
For years. For years I've been going to Germany and there was. I had the same people keep coming to my shows. So I started to realize everybody's not a groupie. Some of these dudes are allies, you know what I'm saying? And I learned that from Rough Riders. Rough Riders got a chapter everywhere. Like, if I ever was somewhere trapped, I would call D and D would send the biker gang. They look weird and all that, but they coming. You know what I mean? So I learned that. So I built a relationship. Dudes are dolphin, all that. I used to go there. I couldn't get money in America, so I used to go there. And what I started to realize is, yo, build these little armies. Like, this is what we doing with Run Champs right now. Everywhere. We want to have a Run Champs segment. So I never had a chance to use them. Hold on.
Fat Joe
We gotta talk about Run champs.
Joe Crack
Yeah, we gonna go to go into that. So Jack calls me and go. I mean, I call him, Excuse me. And he's telling me not to come. He's being honorable. Like jail, bro. I'm like, yo, I'm doing the exact opposite. So I'm looking around. I got 25 people here already. I'm like, can you call more people? They're like, I got 10 on deck right now. So we literally show up like 35. But by the way, we're 10 deep. We're 10 deep already. This is a Capone Noriega show.
Fat Joe
You better stop. Don't do that shit.
Joseph Reeves
Gonna lie.
Joe Crack
I felt so good, cuz we walked through and I asked one of the dudes, you know who he's talking about? He's like, I knew who he was talking about. And I guess the people was in the crowd. They was in the crowd. And we.
Fat Joe
We had a hundred.
Joe Crack
And he was like this. The dude, he was like this. He was like. He couldn't do nothing.
Fat Joe
He couldn't do nothing.
Joe Crack
He knew them.
Fat Joe
Crazy shit. Thank God for the entourage. We stood on stage, nor. We sat up there, the old set. We had a hundred on that stage.
Joe Crack
Edison, Capone nor show. So people form too.
Fat Joe
They were looking like this. Like, yo, where did he get this proof of Saved by the Bell now?
Joe Crack
Okay.
Fat Joe
Because now, you know, I got a place in my house called Bonchincha Way. He know that. Okay, yeah, I got a place in my house. You sat there. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So I got a whole Avenue in my where we talk about everybody, right? Yo, what happened with this? Got smacked, yo. Thought he was tough. We talking our shit on Chinche way. We used to do it in front of the projects on the bench. Now we in, you know, doing it. So I go like this. This is a bon chinche away moment the other day. So he got run champs. You got drink champs, you got smoke champs.
Joe Crack
Smoke champs? Yeah.
Fat Joe
Run champs got into the show before everybody. Major Bo chin champ, right? Yo. Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. I'm sitting there. No, what happened? That's like D block. Rough Rider this, this that. He's making an Empire run champs right now is the new thing. And they run everywhere. He got billionaires running with them.
Joe Crack
He.
Fat Joe
They running up mountains. Them guys are nice guys. It's safe to say you're nice guys. I'm looking right at you. Kind pedestrians, you got to use rewind. But these guys, they let him into the rock the Bells before. Really?
Joe Crack
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Cuz they the new kids. They the new kids on the block. They signing sc.
Joe Crack
They let them right in. We can't do that.
Fat Joe
One chance back there. He not even listening. Listen, by the way, listen, you cannot. It was Smoke Chance for real. I said. I said I'm minding my business, right? I'm listening to the conversation. And you see King Blame was outside. King Blame was outside.
Joe Crack
He didn't treat me.
Fat Joe
Yeah, young rally too.
Joe Crack
I said, oh.
Fat Joe
I said it gotta be. Listen.
Joe Crack
Oh, man, that ain't right. You gotta let Joe throw. Nothing happened to run champs get their conditions.
Fat Joe
No, I had to drink to that when they was telling me that. And the guy telling me, the guy who was telling me who was trying to regulate was walking sideways at the time. All my brothers just walking sideways. He's the guy trying to figure this out. I said, yo, papi, you out of your league right now. You trying to do the right thing, but you gotta relax. For real.
Joe Crack
Yeah.
Fat Joe
So let's get this established. Run champs cannot get in the contest, in the concert before.
Joe Crack
And everything else.
Fat Joe
Drink champs get more seasons.
Joe Crack
Drink champs.
Fat Joe
Smoke go in front of smoke champs. Because this is going to be a problem, right? I mean, let's be long, literally thing. No, I was in the meeting. Well, no, I was in the pre meeting. Fat Joe was in the pre meeting saying, yo, yo, we gotta regulate this.
Joe Crack
Randy, AKA Randy Akin tr Throw Randy under the bus. It was. It was Randy Randy and old school.
Fat Joe
Yo, Randy, Randy. You're old school. You've been my brother for many years. There's something.
Joe Crack
Stay out of that area, Randy.
Fat Joe
Something called nose to the bone. Nose to the brain. You don't want that.
Joe Crack
Okay?
Fat Joe
I gotta keep it a buck. You don't want that type of situation. I love run checks. I love smoke chats. I love drink chats. But you. Let's not do this again, please.
Joe Crack
Yo. Nah, you know what it is? I would be honest with you.
Fat Joe
You.
Joe Crack
I've done two shows a year, all right? Just two shows. And I forgot how to snap back into artist mode. You know what I'm saying? Like, you see, you just came from North Carolina, Fendi party. I imagine you could just snap right back into that shit. You know what I mean? It's a process, you know what I mean? So I went back into artist mode. And I just wasn't paying attention to what was going on.
Fat Joe
By the way, I was getting the calls.
Joe Crack
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Jada K. Jadakiss, my business partner. But he been getting buried just for two months. He been on Fat Joe Joe and Jada. I could imagine what he's hearing out there, right? Cause Fat Joe is hard to be my friend. Cause I say the wildest shit you ever seen in your life. So I know Nori been catching beef for me beyond life. And he just holds it. Jada been going through it for two months. I can't wait for the day he might come one day and be like, yo, I resigned. That's it. You talked about Mother Teresa. It's over. So much I could do with this guy here. But, you know, it works. But I had to get in this negotiation to be like, listen, I know they hot. This, y' all gotta chill. Because we don't want that type of action. But around, let's all get along, get money, let's have fun. They keeping you healthy, right? Because I worry about you. Because you drink a lot, right? And I don't know how safe that is. I'm not a doctor. I don't give a fuck. I drink too many Diet Pepsis a lot. You know what I'm saying? Very, very much. I got a problem. 30, 40 a day. Let me tell you something. If I went to the doctor, God forbid, and they tell me, yo, you have a problem due to diabetes. I gotta take the. On the chin. I gotta just be like, I knew I was just doing too much with them diapepsies, right? So are you gonna hit one when.
Joe Crack
You leave the doc?
Fat Joe
I'm drinking it now, immediately. They're not stopping me. I was in jail with a thousand diabetes. Imagine you in jail. You can't have nothing else but Diet Pepsi is illegal. Holy. That's like you a cigarette then had Diapexi everybody. Oh, yeah. Super Boriqua was throwing them shits down from all type of angles. The Cubans had them everything. Yo, listen, the Cubans found out the last month that I was in jail because I did my time in Miami. They came, they said, yo, duet Cubano. I said, that was the biggest mistake I ever made because the Cubans won that shit down there. And they came like a thousand deep. It was like, what the was that about? They came, they said, yo, we need a favor. So we need a favor, right? So I'm just a regular doing my time, nigga. You know what I'm saying? So they come and they go, yo, we got a guy. Let me tell you something. I was only there four months. Months. This guy was in the box for maybe three or the four months. The first day I went in there, I seen this little Cuban dude punching through the. He's Cuban's, got one in the jail. They. This guy was one. He punched a guy in the middle of the basketball court. Cool. He goes to the box, a month and a half, he comes back, plays two, three spade games, punch another guy in the face. This guy is the truth, right? He back in the box? No, no, he get busy, right? Little guy? So they come and they go, yo, we need you to get Ramon out the box. I said, how I'm gonna get Ramon out the box? They said, no, you the leader of this. You know, you could go and talk to him. You're the leader. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They like, you know, it happened two or three times. And I was only in there for four months. This black dude got into some beef with a Spanish dude. And they had me sit down like I'm the leader of the Spanish. And the leader of the black guys come. Cause he's real racial in jail. And I sat down, I said, I'm not the leader going home. I don't give a fuck about none of this. Nah, crack. But this, no, I'm not the leader of this shit, right? So they go. And I go up there and I talk to my man, shout out to Crespo. He was like, assistant warden of the whole jail. And I go see Crespo. I said, crespo, man, I need a favor. He said, you need a favor, Joe? I said, yeah. I said, you know, my friend. He said, first of all, ain't none of these guys are here your friends, Joe, you don't owe nobody nothing. Nobody's your man? I said, nah. I said, you know, he's a friend. When I first came in, he lent me a walk. I just bullshit it. He left me to walk, man. He looked out for me and he's been in the box and I really need him to come out the box. He said, Ramon, like they all knew the kid was the problem in the whole jail. Black Spanish, whatever. This guy was a problem, problem. He was 7:30. He was like, ramon, this the guy you vouching for? Crack this. I said, I need him out. Yeah, man, they prune him out and put him in. The Cubans was now like, ah, he could do anything. At that point I was, if I had a year in jail, I'd have had a problem because they would have wanted to favor every day. They was like, oh my God, this guy could do it. I told you, you had the pops like, yo bro, one shot deal. Nothing I could do but you know the Cubans, man shout out to Ramon. Ramon very bad guy. But he's the. I respect real guys, you know what I'm saying? I respect guys who call an answer. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Crack
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Joe Crack
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Jada
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Bob Crawford
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Podcast Summary: Joe and Jada – Drink Champs [Hour 1] - N.O.R.E.'s Top 3 Podcasts & DMX's Legendary Episode
Release Date: July 22, 2025
Hosts: Fat Joe and Joe Crack
Platform: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
[02:12 – 05:02]
Fat Joe and Joe Crack kick off the episode by celebrating the success and growth of their podcast, Drink Champs. Fat Joe highlights the show's evolution from his initial experiences in podcasting to its current status as a monumental brand in the industry.
Notable Quote:
Fat Joe [04:26]: "I'm not gonna lie to you, Nori. I want ignorant. Nori, you talking too. There's no liquor. There's no liquor."
[04:26 – 08:02]
The discussion shifts to the expansion of the Drink Champs network, introducing various spin-offs such as Bleak, Angela Simmons, Healthy High Run Champs, Fatherhood, Grumpy OGs, and Smoke Champs. Fat Joe commends Joe Crack for his business acumen and innovative approach to building an empire within the podcasting space.
Notable Quote:
Fat Joe [15:12]: "Because I used to go to my mother's house and she'd be like, she drink Mountain Dew? Because I did a commercial for Mountain Dew. And then she's like, what you doing with Sunkiss? I don't like Sunkiss."
[08:02 – 10:44]
Fat Joe recounts his pivotal role in launching Pitbull's career within Cuban hip hop. He explains how he secured a record deal for Pitbull with his label, TBT, positioning him as the "Cuban Explosion" in the music industry. This segment underscores Fat Joe's influence in diversifying hip hop and supporting Latino artists.
Notable Quote:
Fat Joe [09:49]: "I got him this deal with TBT. You know, you can cap all y'all want, man. I say, shit is real. Like, it is what it is."
[17:29 – 18:37]
Joe Crack reminisces about their early days hosting Military Crazy RAW Radio on Sirius XM, highlighting the show's initial success and the unexpected high listenership numbers. He reflects on the challenges and triumphs of pioneering in the podcasting arena alongside Fat Joe.
Notable Quote:
Joe Crack [18:09]: "We did 2673-003003-00000."
[18:37 – 20:44]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing their legendary interview with DMX. Fat Joe and Joe Crack share behind-the-scenes anecdotes about capturing DMX in a raw and emotional state, emphasizing the importance of showcasing the human side of artists. This episode marked a turning point, solidifying their reputation for authentic and impactful interviews.
Notable Quote:
Joe Crack [19:29]: "What a lot of people don't know is me and him had a show called Military Crazy RAW Radio. We had a show. It was on Sirius XM for three years."
[20:06 – 26:30]
The hosts delve into their relationships with other celebrities, notably Kevin Hart. They discuss mutual respect, collaborations, and the dynamics of maintaining friendships within the fast-paced entertainment industry. Fat Joe shares insights into handling fame, beef, and the importance of loyalty.
Notable Quote:
Fat Joe [20:26]: "You could do a fucking whole TV show based on you and X, you and Kanye, you and this."
[26:30 – 35:00]
Fat Joe opens up about the challenges of dealing with beef within the rap community. He emphasizes the necessity of maintaining integrity, paying dues, and staying true to oneself amidst conflicts. The conversation also touches upon the importance of leadership and setting cultural shifts within the hip hop podcast space.
Notable Quote:
Fat Joe [30:13]: "But what I'm saying is, we come with a time where we had to really fight. You had to write your bars. You had to write your bars. You have to work, you have to promote."
[35:04 – 43:38]
Joe Crack highlights his contributions to innovating within the podcasting realm, including collaborations with emerging artists like Scott Storch. They discuss the impact of Drink Champs compared to other existing podcasts, asserting their leadership and pioneering efforts that have shaped the current landscape.
Notable Quote:
Joe Crack [35:04]: "That's how the fuck you that's doing. Because I used to go to my mother's house..."
[43:38 – 57:27]
The episode features heartfelt stories from both hosts about personal struggles, resilience, and the importance of support systems. Fat Joe shares a harrowing experience of being threatened during a European tour and how Joe Crack intervened to save his life. These narratives highlight their bond, loyalty, and the darker sides of the entertainment industry.
Notable Quote:
Fat Joe [55:55]: "I am not invincible. All I can guarantee, America, you will see me go out. They will pound me to smithereens and drag me."
[57:27 – End]
Fat Joe and Joe Crack wrap up the episode by reaffirming their commitment to Drink Champs and its expansion. They discuss the introduction of new segments like Run Champs and Smoke Champs, aiming to broaden their content and influence further. The hosts reiterate their dedication to authenticity, cultural impact, and supporting their community.
Notable Quote:
Fat Joe [63:30]: "We gotta keep it a buck. You don't want that type of situation. I love run checks. I love smoke chats. I love drink chats."
Leadership in Podcasting: Drink Champs is celebrated as a leading podcast in the hip hop community, with significant contributions to the genre's culture and expansion.
Support for Latino Artists: Fat Joe's role in fostering Cuban hip hop talent, specifically his instrumental support for Pitbull, underscores the podcast's commitment to diversity.
Authentic Storytelling: The hosts prioritize genuine and emotional storytelling, as exemplified by their legendary DMX episode, aiming to humanize artists beyond their public personas.
Resilience and Loyalty: Personal stories reveal the depth of loyalty and resilience among the hosts, highlighting their ability to navigate challenges and maintain strong bonds.
Future Expansion: Ongoing efforts to diversify and expand the Drink Champs network indicate a strategic approach to maintaining relevance and influence in the evolving podcast landscape.
Conclusion:
This episode of Drink Champs offers an unfiltered glimpse into the lives of hip hop legends Fat Joe and Joe Crack. Through candid conversations, personal anecdotes, and industry insights, they showcase their journey in podcasting, their influence on artists like Pitbull, and their commitment to authenticity and community support. The episode not only celebrates their achievements but also sets the stage for future expansions and continued leadership in the hip hop podcasting arena.