Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Zohran's shoutout, Snoop Dogg-50 Cent debate, Grammys picks, SMELLIEST rappers

Summary

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Joe and Jada Podcast: "Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Zohran's Shoutout, Snoop Dogg-50 Cent Debate, Grammys Picks, SMELLIEST Rappers"

Date: January 8, 2026
Podcast: Joe and Jada
Hosts: Fat Joe & Jadakiss
Production: iHeartPodcasts & The Volume

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Main Theme

In this lively, free-flowing episode, Fat Joe and Jadakiss ring in 2026 with their honest, hilarious, and raw takes on the best (and worst) of music, sports, pop culture, and, yes, the smelliest legends in hip-hop. Without guests and riding high on unfiltered energy, the duo bounce between personal stories, Grammy predictions, sports talk, and infamous industry rumors—delivering the signature chemistry that fans crave.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life Updates, Health, and Holiday Stories

Timestamps: 03:02 – 12:47

• The pair discuss New Year’s Eve and holiday shenanigans—Joe’s first ever spent at home, while Jada nearly burns his house down trying to light a fire for Christmas spirit.
  • “I almost set my crib on fire for Christmas.” – Jadakiss (07:19)
• Fat Joe talks about his knee injury, treatments with “Dr. Rock,” and his successful weight loss by fasting and keto diet (“I lost ten pounds. I ain't been like this since junior high.” - Fat Joe, 11:19).
• Both reflect on aging, health, and growing ambition for 2026.
  • "I'm hungry like I was in Forest Projects. We going for everything this year..." – Fat Joe (11:57)

2. “Dirty Section” of YouTube/Podcasting

Timestamps: 12:47 – 17:08

• Joe explains “The Dirty Section”—podcasters/bloggers hating on everyone and pulling others down when they try to elevate or leave the space.
  • “There’s a king of the dirty section…” – Fat Joe (13:43)
• The duo discuss the phenomenon of crabs-in-a-barrel mentality: people from your old environment attacking you when you level up.
  • "No matter how big you are...every now and then you gotta touch the third rail.” – Fat Joe (16:51)
• Jada admits he needs a “quarterly outburst” to keep it real with the streets.

3. NBA & Sports Talk

Timestamps: 17:29 – 22:15

• Extended Knicks/league talk including disappointment over losing streaks and the impact of key players like Josh Hart and Karl-Anthony Towns.
  • "He's like our Draymond...things that doesn’t show up on the stat sheet, but when he ain’t there, it hurts us." – Jadakiss (17:32)
• Spiraling into wrestling nostalgia: Fat Joe shares a classic Iron Sheik story involving booze, weed, and requests for “something for the nose.”
  • "He comes back 30 minutes later, he says, Cocaine, perhaps something for the nose..." – Fat Joe (21:13)
• Laments over not using his home gym (“it's just a closet now”) and running out of closet space with their wives' differing views on giving away vs. selling clothes.

4. Hip-Hop Fashion and Cold Weather Survival

Timestamps: 22:52 – 27:41

• Fun back-and-forth about minks and luxury winter attire in NYC.
  • “When you live in the projects that first day this shit get 95...everybody want to get an AC.” – Fat Joe (25:48)
• Comparing how “white people never get cold” versus everyone else—plus tales of Action Bronson in shorts during blizzards.

5. Grammy Awards Predictions & “Cheat Codes”

Timestamps: 30:18 – 36:33

• Debate about 2026 Grammy picks: Clips are favorites, and the role Pharrell and John Legend play as “cheat codes” for awards.
  • “The cheat code to the Grammys is always John Legend on a song.” – Fat Joe (30:56)
  • “John Legend is the Samuel Jackson of music. How they call Samuel for everything, they call John Legend for anything.” – Jadakiss (31:17)
• Discussion of nominees and categories: Clips (multiple), Kendrick Lamar (9 nods), Tyler the Creator, Doechii, Cardi B.
• Clear-eyed assessment:
  • "Kendrick clean up. Clips one, possibly two. Doechii definitely getting one. Tyler...Cardi can get one in." – Jadakiss (35:48)
• Quick sidebar on which artists “smell great” or... don’t.

6. The “Smelliest” Rappers & Industry Legends

Timestamps: 36:33 – 43:00

• Hilarious, legendary segment on rumors of the “smelliest” icons in hip-hop—specifically those known to use “vegan” or “fake” deodorant, which leads to “close but no cigar” types of musty odors.
  • “If your deodorant ain’t got a little cancer with it…” – Fat Joe (40:11)
• Both recount stories of women and men in the industry rumored to have... unique scents.
  • “One of the rumors is one of our legendary legends...smells like shit.” – Jadakiss (37:11)
• Fat Joe confesses a longtime friend “stunk” as a kid, and how the hood doesn’t let it go.
• Memorable speculation: Do people who stink know they stink?
  • “Do they live with that shit so much that they don’t know?” – Fat Joe (41:21)

7. Wild Street Stories & Hood Justice

Timestamps: 43:00 – 48:54

• Joe tells a wild Bronx story about a naked, mentally ill man aboard Fordham Road and the over-the-top “universal beatdown” he received after a confrontation.
  • “When I tell you, everybody chucked this big dude. The most decent person who gives to charity kicked that dude in his head.” – Fat Joe (45:28)
• Fat Joe shares a deeply personal childhood moment with a machete—he defends a neighbor girl from a would-be assailant and promises never to tell the story until years later when she reveals it at his brother’s funeral.
  • “She walks in and goes, joe. In front of the whole funeral, you saved my life.” – Fat Joe (52:38)

8. On Snitching, 50 Cent vs. Snoop Dogg Fame, and the State of Hip-Hop

Timestamps: 53:43 – 59:31

• Debate over 6ix9ine (“69”) being a “rat,” streamer culture, and how “kids don’t care about morals anymore.”
  • “Did we miss something with the kids? Letting them know snitches gets…” – Fat Joe (54:55)
• Fat Joe floats “blasphemous” idea: 50 Cent may be nearing Snoop Dogg as the most famous rapper alive due to social media presence and global reach.
  • "I've always said, Snoop Doggy Dogg is the most famous rapper. I think 50 Cent knocking on his door." – Fat Joe (56:29)
  • Jadakiss: “Snoop is very known. Snoop is very healthy. Snoop has that name.” (57:33)
• Fat Joe hears from Dubai, “they learn U.S. news from 50’s posts.”

9. Rapid-Fire: NFL Playoffs, Shoes, Super Bowl Picks

Timestamps: 61:53 – end

• Quick takes on NFL matchups and playoff predictions (Patriots, Rams, Packers, Eagles, 49ers, Jaguars, more).
  • "Football's any given Sunday, man. Anybody." – Jadakiss (65:22)
• Fat Joe shows off rare sneaker finds, debates on shoe exclusivity in Texas.
• Super Bowl plans: both expect to be in attendance, “It’s litty out there!”
• Brief dull of NFL MVP and awards—Slight accusations of racial/narrative bias in voting.
  • "As a running back you have to do outstanding...it might be a racist category." – Fat Joe & Jadakiss (66:02)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Every now and then, no matter how big you are, you gotta touch the third rail...that way they know he ain't all the way bougie.” – Fat Joe (16:51)
• “You borrow money for AC...you gone that first hot day. You like yo, I need an AC.” – Fat Joe (25:48)
• “The cheat code to the Grammys is always John Legend on a song.” – Fat Joe (30:56)
• “One of the rumors is one of our legendary legends...smells like shit.” – Jadakiss (37:11)
• “If your deodorant ain’t got a little cancer with it...” – Fat Joe (40:11)
• “Do people who stink know they stink? ...Do they live with that shit so much that they don’t know?” – Fat Joe (41:21)
• “I've always said, Snoop Doggy Dogg is the most famous rapper. I think 50 Cent knocking on his door.” – Fat Joe (56:29)

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Memorable & Hilarious Exchanges

• Fat Joe’s story about saving a neighbor with a machete at age 10 (52:38)
• The “legendary” smelliest rapper debate and the science of bad deodorant (37:11, 40:11)
• Chasing wardrobe space capped by, “You run out of closet space...my house is done.” – Fat Joe (22:15)
• The Iron Sheik story—“Perhaps something for the nose.” – Fat Joe (20:40)

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Tone & Language

The episode is raw, comedic, brutally honest, and sprinkled with classic New York lexicon, slang, and storytelling heat. The chemistry between Fat Joe and Jadakiss keeps the conversation kinetic, meandering but always anchored in authenticity, with hilarious observations and brash, sometimes politically incorrect, takes.

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For Fans Who Missed It

This episode is classic Joe & Jada: packed with rants, jokes, industry secrets, street wisdom, Grammy predictions, rap folklore, and the kind of story-driven authenticity only these two can deliver.

Skip to:

• 03:00 for personal/family updates and health kick stories
• 12:47 for the “dirty section” of the hip hop internet
• 30:18 for Grammy picks
• 36:33 for the hilarious, unfiltered “smelliest rappers” section
• 56:29 for Snoop Dogg vs. 50 Cent global fame debate

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Summary compiled in the language and spirit of the hosts.

Transcript

[A]

One of the rumors is one of our legendary legends. Most legend smells like they said.

[B]

Who's that?

[A]

You first.

[B]

No, no, no, you go first. First don't say.

[A]

Who's the top five stinkiest in the smelly sm.

[B]

What up, y'? All? This is the God Joe. Crack.

[A]

This is your boy, the God Crack.

[B]

Kim.

[A]

This is the Joe and Jada Show. Every show legendary, every show iconic. I can't guarantee your safety today.

[B]

I can't lie. I can't lie to you. Hov hit us with a birdie in the air and said, I love your show the most when you ain't even got guests. When you and Jada just going off the top, talking that shit.

[A]

You know, my OV is professional curve.

[B]

So he said he want to get. He gave us the guest, he bigged.

[A]

Us up, told us he watched. Y' all should have no guests. The shows I like when it's you and Kiss Rock sign he ain't coming.

[B]

Hey, listen, that's all love. Perhaps a little save a piece for later, ho. For no reason. Like we need that whole interview.

[A]

Good luck.

[B]

Good luck, huh?

[A]

Good luck.

[B]

Okay, listen, this ain't that. That ain't this. It's 2026.

[A]

Ooh, boss. Mr.

[B]

Viral. All right, first of all, you not.

[A]

I need surgery.

[B]

Serious. I think so I could send you to Dr. Rock. I got Dr. Rock. His name on the hot. On the hospital. He's so ill. When you walk in the hospital, his shit like this, Doctor.

[A]

I don't want to do surgery, though. I want to do.

[B]

I don't want you to do.

[A]

I want to do.

[B]

I've been getting treatment on my knee. I was about to tell you.

[A]

Let me get treatment.

[B]

Major treatment. They do. They do a sonogram sonic bleed. They put some shit like a sonogram.

[A]

Jelly on your shit is doing it.

[B]

You know about that shit?

[A]

I know shit, dawg.

[B]

And the cold shit. Hold up. You trying to get away from the shit.

[A]

What?

[B]

I know you missed a viral and you not leaving me. So I'm just letting you know right now. This is Chucky. Friends to the end. I pick up the shit on New Year's Eve and miss the 167,000 on the wrist. Punch the shit out of your mans. And when you come close. No security this, yo. Then the next day, Mondame. And I ain't even know you asked so many names. Jason, Sylvester, Stallone, Johnson Williams, AKA Jadakiss.

[A]

AKA J to the wa.

[B]

Oh, we outside. Yo, you. What's up, man?

[A]

It's a good Start off of the year, man, you know? Nah, that's just how I was feeling. For one. They. They made the street. Somehow wherever I had to go do the private party, they made it coed. They blocked it off and let the.

[B]

People block it off and walk through. Look.

[A]

Yeah, it's blocked off. Is people just it use the street. Use this particular street that I gotta go to. It was brick ass.

[B]

Oh, that's swimming around. You have a suit on. You ain't even have like a fur.

[A]

I thought I was door to the. Know what I'm saying? It had a surprise for me. So to stay warm, I had to ventilate on to walk back to the sprinkler.

[B]

Let me explain something to you. Because of this show, I live in New York now full time. I've been living in Miami for 20 something years. The cold's inside of me. I'm walking around with the cold inside. If you go to the supermarket and you get by the fist section or some shit, you know, when that brick. I'm walking around with the codes inside of me.

[A]

The fish section is crazy.

[B]

You're not even understanding. I can't. I'm not. My dog, a Miami dog, he don't want to go outside. He go right to the door and piss right on the snow and run back in that. He like, yo, B, what did y' all do to hear me? Like, what the is going on? This shit colder than Timmy Chalamet beating Michael B. Jordan for the award.

[A]

All right, Michael B. Is up for Sinners playing two Smoke and Stack, right? With Charlamagne movie. I didn't see it.

[B]

Marty Supreme.

[A]

That's the new one.

[B]

It's in the theaters. You can win that quick.

[A]

He win the thing over movie that just came.

[B]

It can't be that what he bought for the bar now, now.

[A]

Oh, hold up. I can see you know what I mean? I'm pro B. Jordan.

[B]

Well, you just Bob Dylan, biggest songwriter in the world. And let me tell you something. He played the F that got him a Kardashian. That right there. No, it's for Marty supreme. Because Marty supreme came out last year in 2020.

[A]

I'm about to walk off.

[B]

Came out right now.

[A]

I'm about to boycott. He beat us with a movie that didn't come out.

[B]

Yes, last day.

[A]

It just came out.

[B]

By the way, guys, it was 2025 last week. That was last week it came out.

[A]

Sinners was out for three years. How that got one week? And it's just. Beat it.

[B]

It's crazy. Actor For Marty Supreme. If it was the Bob Dylan, I understand.

[A]

I got to see it. You saying it was better? I didn't see Bob Dylan. I'm just going off. Bob Dylan being.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

That's why he won.

[B]

I saw Bob Dylan. That motherfucker Timothy shit that he.

[A]

You ain't seen My Mission.

[B]

He pulled like a. Like a. Like a Leonardo smoking stack. No, no, no, no. Michael B. Jordan. I'm a huge fan. I love Sinners. Sinners. Incredible movie. I don't know about Marty Supreme. I ain't see it yet. My daughter said I would love it.

[A]

I need Dr. Rock, dog. My shit's.

[B]

Nah, I got Dr. Rock for you.

[A]

I need him right now. I want to go right after this. It was out. My shit is killing me, dog. See, Karma.

[B]

Listen. Let me tell you, son. You were fucking with me, so I got to tap your legs.

[A]

My shit's karma, dog.

[B]

My shit is different, but I'm great.

[A]

It's not the needle. My shit's right. Oh, this shit came back. You gonna tell me I'm great, By.

[B]

The way, I'm great. Let me tell you what I did for my Christmas holiday and New Year's Eve. I stood home for the first time ever. I get drunk two times a year. My birthday, New Year's Eve. I was so bad as a whistle in my house. I've never. Not even when I didn't have $2. When I had $100 in my pocket. I fucking party below zero. This is the first year of my life I ever stood home and the wife was dancing with Dick Clark and all them niggas on tv. And I was just in my room watching the Game of Thrones. And I had. And I went like this.

[A]

Yo, I almost set my crib on fire for Christmas.

[B]

Let me tell you something. You heard my eyes on New Year's Eve was like this. It was so focused.

[A]

I've never felt I was almost in my soul like I was almost on your couch for New Year's Eve.

[B]

We got a couple of rooms.

[A]

I'm about to tell you. Look out the window with me with my own family in New Year's Eve.

[B]

That's when we know we true partners.

[A]

Right? That's what happened. Me coming from the hood, the bottom. All you haven't smelled is garbage cans with fire and incinerated me. Call myself Christmas Spirit. Get this fireplace. Get the chimney service. Hi, I'm Go Clark Griswold. I'm lighting a fire. I want to be by the fire. Turn the lights off, the Christmas lights. I'm doing that. Willie, get the fire going. Forget that. They didn't tell me overnight. It's a thing in it. It said thing.

[B]

You got a little carburetor.

[A]

You got old. Didn't open it. My crib was like Las Vegas. Every yo had to open everything, get fans. My kids going crazy. They just try to hit this with T shirts. They having their own party. Trying to get the smoke detectives out. I was going crazy. Now I'm calling my man, yo. You didn't tell me him. I call you right back. Call me right back.

[B]

My crib is about to start fire.

[A]

I'm about to be standing in the living room. We got this shit out. The fire detectives was on for like three hours because the. The smoke gotta go. Then the carbon dioxide got.

[B]

Did you call a fire department or you got it within yourself? I didn't need it.

[A]

I just. I up had to call a Dominican lady, though. I burnt.

[B]

Got burnt in my house. I up a little bit of paint, soot.

[A]

I had to call the lady. You paint?

[B]

You ain't painting.

[A]

I called it nephew.

[B]

God damn it. You could have been a good son to paint that shit.

[A]

I'm not now, though. I'm big grills now. My fires is me. I can live in the woods. I'm mean on my shit's just a one.

[B]

So me, I had a big health scare. We know. My knee got fucked up for no reason. Old people. Old people shit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I had to go Dr. Rock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, get the special treatment to make sure my shit right now, my shit is right. But I'm still going for maintenance to get my shit super right. Then I went to the doctor. I'm skinnier than never. I'm 2:42. And the man looked at me, Dr. Nate, man, he's crazy. In Miami, he's the best doctor in the world. He's a genius. He looks at me, he goes, hmm, fast once a week. And I need you keto for like a month. I'm saying what fast, like, Meaning like order. That's it. So I had fast once a week for four weeks in a row, and I did keto. I wound up losing £12. No carbs. I haven't had a carb in a month. Chicken salad, broccoli, steak, this seafood, you know, I like sushi. So I get it with the cucumber, not the rice. Little seafood soup. I'm batting a thousand, right? So I lost ten pounds. I'm two third. I ain't Been like this shit since junior high. I'm telling you, I'm worried about my head getting like a bobblehead, you know? And I told the doc, I see your doc. Let me tell you something. I don't want my face sunk in, you know, when they look like they face sunk outside. The minute that happened, it's back to the rice and the bread and the pasta. I'm not getting the sunken face. So pitching the shout out. I'm home getting my A1C, meaning your sugar. If you got diabetes, get my shit. My shit is perfect right now. Thank God. Alhamdulillah. So you go. My knee is great, but how about. I'm looking at Jada New Year's Eve. 167 to the wrist. That suit was incredible, too.

[A]

You had a Danny for the Dior suit set up.

[B]

You had that Dior suit, Danny, you hooked him up with that suit. Yo, Danny, that shit was crazy. He looked like money and he talking that shit. So I'm looking at him, my business fund. I said, yeah, but the thing is, I'm looking at 20, 26 like this. And I'm going to be honest, guys. I've been successful a long time. And I'm hungry like I was in forest projects. So I can't wait for 20, 26. I'm looking at that. I said, oh, this my year. My man told me, every year, your year. I said, no, not like this. I feel it in my soul. I feel it in my bones. We going for everything this year. I'm talking about no regular shit. I'm talking about 50 million, 100 million. Wow. Shit. Like, I'm. I'm. I'm tuned in for that. I stood home for four weeks, tuned in like, yo, listen, this is what's gotta happen this year. If 50 million don't come up in this bank account this year, I got a problem.

[A]

No tell.

[B]

I'm letting y' all know I'm coming on another level. Pause.

[A]

That ain't even a pause. We getting this money this year.

[B]

Nah, nah, we getting this money on a different level. And so New Year's was great. We back at the show. I've been watching the dirty section now. Yo, kids. No, when you home all day? No, tell you something. When you home all day, you gotta get on the YouTube and it's the dirty section, right? And what does that mean, Joe? They just talking shit about everybody. Mother, father, they jumping in. They talking shit. They hate everybody, right? We call that shit AM radio. Good morning, Vietnam. We're not talking about the podcast that actually had followers. A bunch of losers, bums that think they know shit. They critique. They never did a song. They this, this, this. The bums. The dirty section. So there's a king bum.

[A]

There's a who?

[B]

Listen, there's a king of the dirty section. Yo, Jada. Yo, listen. There's a king of the dirty section. He's been the king for a couple of years, right? You know the type of nigga, we don't even let him know. He live like he exists, right? You know, you just gotta be, ah, word, word, word. He talking flagrant about everybody. The man go and announce he came up, y' all came up. I'm gonna be in the FM dial. I'm gonna have a real podcast with real people backing them up. 1,000 podcasts. The Dirty. They dragging this nigga through the mud. No, you can't leave the dirty section. Fuck that. Your mother's. This your fault. I never seen that. But he's the king of that. He started that shit. So they coming at him. When you see crabs in the barrel that they try and get out of the barrel, they keep pulling them. The dirty section. I've never seen it more in my life. They don't want this guy to come up. This their man. This is the logo, yo, the logo. They don't want this. This man, the logo of the dirty section. He announced y' all got a real show. No, no, we can't say it. We can't give that. But he said y' all have a real show coming with real backing, right? You know, we with the volume. He's with somebody else. He got real backing. I never seen suicide bombers coming this man's way. It's all 1000 of them dissing him. Yo, when he was in kindergarten, yo, when he dissed his dad, he was in jail. He was pussy. Yo, they kill and he was the king. It's a such thing that when you from the hood, the hood don't want to see you go. Like, they don't want you to win, win. You could be the king of the dirty section, but they don't want to see you elevate. And the guys sound like us now. Like he's in a clean section. He's like, yo, man, I'm not going to shout y' all names out because I'm somebody now, and y' all want me to. Yo, this shit is crazy. I'm looking at this shit on real tv. I'm like, yo, this is crazy. You gotta be careful. You know, I can't I commented on one of the dirty ones, and he blew up the count. I didn't really even say much. I didn't. You know, the guy disses me for 10 years straight. I say, you nobody. You're irrelevant. You've been blogging for 10 years, and no one knows you. You're a bum, and you're pussy. And this shit you talking, you definitely wouldn't be talking to me on the same block. Let's not even. Like, you know how you gave cocky call five cars. We can't get that nigga city block. He won't be on 22nd. And I'm on 23rd going, Yo, D. F you. You put like, he ain't even in the area. He's in another. He gotta be in Soho or some shit to scream that shit at me. I'm saying, yo, bro. But every now and then, the dirty section that you need, I. I feel like y' all can stop me and tell me if I'm wrong, but I feel like no matter how big you are, you know, we just announced Netflix. Big deal. Jadakiss bragging about 167. Every now and then, no matter how big you are, you gotta touch the third rail.

[A]

Gotta go back to the trench.

[B]

You gotta listen to the third rail, curse a couple of niggas out for no reason. Yo, fuck your mother. This that, you pussy. God, smack your cheek off. It's whatever, nigga. You know, you gotta touch the third round. That way they know.

[A]

Ah, yeah.

[B]

He ain't all the way, Bougie. The man ain't all the way. He's still talking. They need that shit sometimes. They want you to do it and that. Keep you, you know, firm.

[A]

Believe me in that. You gotta go. You gotta do that. I got a quarterly.

[B]

You got a quarterly outburst?

[A]

Yeah, it's needed.

[B]

Listen, man, the Knicks lost four in a row. What is he.

[A]

I jump in the inclusion. I need. We need Josh Hart back. He's the glue. He's like our Draymond. He does a lot of things that doesn't show up on the stat sheet, but when he ain't there, it hurts us significantly.

[B]

Significantly. Nah, nah, he is. I mean, he's the last person we could blame it on because everybody else came back. We still.

[A]

Yeah, that's why we. We hoping that he still loses if he back.

[B]

Mitchell Robinson is back. The shit that Troy did.

[A]

Disrespectful. We gotta get Cat back up, man. His fluidity ain't right. I don't know what's up with Cat.

[B]

Man, he got married. He's getting married. He got engaged.

[A]

He could have. It could be something wrong with his feet. He just got engaged. No, like, he could have cold feet if. He could be. If feet ain't thawed up. I hope it's that. Because if it ain't. There's also trade deadline is coming up.

[B]

He can't.

[A]

You live next door to west, man. Press him.

[B]

Wes ain't telling me shit. He ain't moving. They're not gonna pull the Giannis. They're not moving.

[A]

Giannis was somebody else I'm starting to call Anthony Town. Nah, not somebody. I didn't say I'm not.

[B]

No, I think we got everybody we need. I do believe that balling Carl Anthony Town on his worst day, that's like Jadakiss in his worst day. He gonna spit a hot 16 better than me. So Karl Anthony Town, even if he get a bullshit 18, he'll make a play that's he's a superstar till he get screwed back. His fluidity, even if he fuck up, he's good. When you look at the score, it's still 20 points. You'll be like, all right.

[A]

Did you see what Philly did to us? They obliterated us. Obliterated Detroit worse.

[B]

Cause they the team.

[A]

Detroit fucked us up with. F. They didn't even have their own team.

[B]

Started with San Antonio. Yo, OKC can't even fuck with San Antonio. I told you about Wemby. OkC can't beat him.

[A]

Wemby. Wemby gotta come work out with me, man, huh? Wemby gotta get a little more strong when B.

[B]

All right? He kills.

[A]

But then he go out for five games. Soon as you throw him down.

[B]

I was thinking the other day, right, I'm watching wrestling now. I've been home.

[A]

He been home.

[B]

Last time we met the Iron, we met the Iron Sheik, right? And this is crazy. Rest in peace, Iron Chic. But I'm with a bunch of Mexicans. They run that part of Texas. I'm chilling with them. They drinking. You know, everybody drinking. We got the sweep the door open and the fucking. I think it was summer slam or something. And your man Iron Sheik walked by with the boots and everything. Iron Sheik. So he stopped like, yo, Iron Sheik. Niggas bugging like, yo, it's the Iron Sheik. He sees them drinking. He says, perhaps son's in the drink. Fellas, no problem. My Sheik, they give him the Hennessy, everything. He leaves kiss about 20 minutes. He come back, they smoking Blunts.

[A]

Now, perhaps.

[B]

Perhaps little son's in the smoke. Unless he hit the weed, smokes the blunt with them, and then, yo, Iron Chic. Everybody's getting like we never seen. We got, oh, Chic. Yo, yo, he's smoking weed with him. He comes back 30 minutes later, he says, Cocaine, perhaps suny for the. No, Yo, I begged him. I begged him. I said, yo, chill, chill, chill. They was like, n. We can get it. I said, yo, don't. Don't get something for the nose for the iron sheet.

[A]

Oh, man, I would. That would have been one of the best days of my life.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

Should have got that because he did.

[B]

It with a boss. He goes, hey, guys, perhaps something for the nose. We like, yo, Iron Sheik, you gotta chill. But, yeah, they wanted to give it to him. They wanted to go get it for him. I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo. We can't feed the Iron Sheik like that. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Like, Iron Sheik played with his nose, man. Rest in peace, man.

[B]

But, you know, they all, you know, wrestlers, they got tough upbringings like us, too.

[A]

You can't play with your no. 4 Summer Splash or one of them. Supposed to do that after you went, not before.

[B]

You know what I ain't do? I ain't hit the gym. I lost weight, straight food and all that. And it's disgusting.

[A]

Movement is medicine. You gotta move now.

[B]

It's disgusting because my gym is as big as this room in my house. I have a gym, peloton, elliptical, this, this, this. And right now, it's just coat racks. It's a closet.

[A]

Gotten mad about.

[B]

So embarrassing. It's disgusting. I walked past the gym, like, oh, nice gym. Well, I got a gym in my house with a bunch of coats on the shit, the treadmill. Everything is a new closet. And it's like, do you run out of closet space? Cause my house is done. We need a new house closet.

[A]

That's why I give away so much shit.

[B]

Me, too. My wife. Don't give it away. Sell it. That's a chill. I give it to the church.

[A]

No, but I got the idea. For me. I'm gonna talk off the camera.

[B]

Yes. Yeah. Talking paper and all that. Oh, no, we gotta do it.

[A]

Definitely paper.

[B]

Whatever it is, whatever it is, it gotta be. It's a go. And so, you know, we here 2026, biggest podcast in the game. You know, I seen Joe Button at the game Glizzy in Plainview. You saw that, huh? You know, I posted him.

[A]

He had it on his lap.

[B]

He had his own glizzy.

[A]

He had a little trade. Yeah, he had the trade shout out to his son.

[B]

His son was there. He had this fly jacket. Five times, yo, your jacket is fly, but your dad is on the glizzy display. Joe Button. I said, oh, my God, the glizzy. He started dying. He's a good sport. He started dying laughing. I said, yo, just for the sake of it. What? The glizzy.

[A]

Glizzy on display. The glizzy on display is even crazier than plain view.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

That's like a glizzy in the window.

[B]

This is my point. This is my point for yous that don't understand. If I say the word glizzy and y' all already know how I feel about hot dogs. Why is it when I see it, I go, oh, I lose my mind? I'm like, yo, glizzy excitement.

[A]

He gets excited.

[B]

He was like, yo, but I admit, I love glizzies. This and that. I said, yo, but you got Sarah crowd.

[A]

He love him like you him. Yo, Joe, y' all should open the shop. Joe and Joe's Glizzy J and J.

[B]

Glizzy said the weather is heating up. If it heats up enough, I'm driving down to Philly for Skinny Joey. Go give me a nice cheesesteak. Not. Not really eating the bread. Just up the cheesesteak.

[A]

Gotta go check Carter's out too, man. Shout out to Garcia. My man Garcia, he got Carter's. They doing turf cheesesteak. Oh, you'll try that. You got the shrimp, the steak. I gotta get down there. Carter's.

[B]

Well, is it like the Skinny?

[A]

Like it's a cheesesteak.

[B]

Okay. It's the same type of.

[A]

Well, Skinny Joey got what he got. Waggle.

[B]

It don't matter whether it's waggo he got.

[A]

He's just gonna catch a different. Somebody got a different disc. So go there, then. Go there.

[B]

Y' all seen LL Cool J was out there. Philly. He stopped by Skinny Joes.

[A]

Philly did like a New Year's. Like, we got his LL performed. Yeah, he had the green thing on. I seen. I seen.

[B]

He had the green Daniels leather. That good. Daniels leather.

[A]

He had a mink on. It was leather.

[B]

No, no. Daniels Leather sells minks. Minks. I know a Daniels Leather mink when I see one. I'm saying, okay, Remy has some ill mink on there the other day too. You know, it's mink weather. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I can't afford a mink.

[B]

No, you should have had a mink. I felt sorry for you. New Year's Eve you was talking all that shit.

[A]

They would have had a furry open right there. I would have bought one to the fucking Achilles.

[B]

That's like when that first when you live in the projects that first day this shit get 95. Everybody want to get an AC if they got it right. You borrow money for AC you gone that first hot day. You like yo, I need an ac. That shit crazy. You needed that mink on that J.

[A]

I need a floor though. I needed the daddy dog shit with the watches and like Lenny from the.

[B]

I wonder if I got any mink. Any, any. Any first just long pause. I don't think so. I think I all got like three quarters. You know what I'm saying? I ain't got the long.

[A]

I don't really want one. I always say I want. I just want to borrow one. A long one.

[B]

I'll send you the date.

[A]

I take the jackets though. I buy some jackets. I can't spend my money on the trench coat fur.

[B]

No I get the fake one that's.

[A]

Like the bathroom rug that you dry your feet off.

[B]

You know white people favorite yeah, it's.

[A]

Some of your rappers favorites. There's a couple rappers that got rappers.

[B]

Got the fake joints. Yeah keep them warm. But I don't know when you again look like a right you know white people never get cold. I got a first show fur hat and this place is freezing in this place. And this is why you see these white people they be running by the side of the water below zero. We looking for a fur they like tippity dogity day. The no we love wiping YP I.

[A]

Ain'T got no more flags.

[B]

I would explain would you be seeing them white action Bronson be at the game of shorts below zero Action Bronson. Is there any Bronson don't Is there any black of Spanish people in the Polar Bear Club the that be in Coney Island. You see how the white people they run up in the they go in below zero. That's the real cloth plunge.

[A]

That's dead.

[B]

I'll be diving Ashton Bronson be I be in the airport is below zero. Huh?

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[B]

Albums this year cuz Grammys is coming soon.

[A]

Shout out to the clips is going to clean up.

[B]

You think they're going to get more than one? One.

[A]

One is good for hip hop.

[B]

One is phenomenal.

[A]

I think they might get two. I think they might leave away with two. I think Pharrell got them. One is for knowing him and then if Alvin was good enough, they get him another.

[B]

Nah, I got better than Pharrell.

[A]

They performed at the Vatican that got them one. Whatever they paid, whatever they hand shook for the Vatican. That's one Grammy cheat code of the Grammys. Yeah, they got one for God.

[B]

Listen, the cheat code to the Grammys is always John Legend on a song. John Legend is the cheat Code for the Grammys. And they got him on let's do ordinary people. Listen, John Legend got everything. John Legend is the cheat code.

[A]

John Legend is the Samuel Jackson of music. How they call Samuel for everything? Commerce, insurance, revenges, popcorn. They called John Legend for anything.

[B]

Another racist.

[A]

The image, the S piece. Anything with peas on it, they called John Legend. Golden Globes, Any kind of globes. John Ledge guaranteed locked it.

[B]

John Legend's the guy. You know what's crazy is you know you're a king of battle rapping and dissing. But I'm not a battle rapping. I'm just saying I seen John Legend at the game the other day and I immediately thought of Kanye saying he smelled like sweater or something.

[A]

Yo.

[B]

Nah, what Kanye said. Kanye said he looked like he's.

[A]

He got the tight sweater I picked up, body up. How you gonna.

[B]

I love John Legend.

[A]

How are you gonna taste it when.

[B]

He smells like I love John Legend? But what did Kanye say? What's the quote? No, it's crazy because the minute I seen him, I was like, yo. I immediately in my subconscious I was.

[A]

Like, don't look like he smells like at all.

[B]

He looks like he smells great. But Kanye said the man looked like tight sweater.

[A]

That's when ye went crazy, though. That's when he went. Ye went crazy right there.

[B]

He said he got a sweat on at Barbados.

[A]

They got Barbados sweaters. They got August sweaters.

[B]

Nah, you ain't wearing no sweater in August.

[A]

It depend where I'm at. Yeah, they got. I got honey turkey sweaters. Crack. That's dumb. Thin like a honey. Like a slice of honey turkey that.

[B]

Could slice a honey turkey. I love honey turkey, man. That shit crazy. But John Legend get you the Grammy. Definitely is Cardi B nominated. Cause I think she's gonna win too. Yes, I think she's gonna win.

[A]

Oh, she wins.

[B]

After that, we got a problem. Because I love Mal Deep. I don't know. I don't think their album was great too. They didn't get.

[A]

They should have got nominated at least.

[B]

Cause I ain't gonna lie, it was a lot of trash albums this year.

[A]

I ain't do this on purpose.

[B]

To each his own bottle of 1800.

[A]

I ain't doing this on purpose.

[B]

A bottle Sodisa. Oh, the burgundy yalas, chrome socks.

[A]

It was by mistake. Don't zoom in on my shit. I mean, that was by mistake, Daddy.

[B]

So you know, I got that sky blue first shirt on and I threw that Abigail, that sky blue baby blue with that trapper. All right, so Here are the rap Grammy nominees. What you want the nominees?

[A]

Yeah, the nominees for rap.

[B]

Yeah, for Grammys. What rappers are in in in. The best rap album is clips. Glorilla, Jid, Kendrick Lamar and Tyler the creator. We got a Tyler creator.

[A]

All of them is in one.

[B]

That's best rap album. Tyler the creator is another cheat code. And of course Kendrick Lamar.

[A]

Let me hear the other ones that the clips got.

[B]

The clips are also in. Best rap performance. Cardi B out.

[A]

There's where they're going to win. Vatican Bam, Chains and whips.

[B]

Dochi, Kendrick Lamar.

[A]

Yeah. Cause the other category scared me. I like that with Kendrick and Tyler. They created. I'm a little scared. Best rap performance.

[B]

What's the other one? Best rap song anxiety by Dolce. Birds don't sing by clips. Sticky, Tyler and Glorilla. Sexy Red and Lil Wayne. Tgif. Dolce is winning something and she'll be off by Kendrick.

[A]

Dochi's winning something. I didn't tell you that much.

[B]

The birds don't sing. The birds don't say, you know who's on that record? You know what? Who's on that record that they in that category? That's John Legend. John Legend.

[A]

She's winning.

[B]

Oh, I don't know if she beating that.

[A]

She's winning something.

[B]

John Legend Flips is winning. Best performance. Best rap performance. Yeah. And the best melodic rap performance. It is making up Friday featuring Meek Mill, Meek Milk, Kendrick and Sza.

[A]

Forget about it. You have to go after that right now. Kendrick and scissors song. It sucks that it reads stuck.

[B]

So Kendrick has nine nominees.

[A]

Every dollar hit that song's on all of them.

[B]

Twice. Kendrick has nine, including album of the year plus multiple rap nods. Clips. Dochi and Tyler each with around five.

[A]

All right, this was gonna happen. This is my assessment. Kendrick clean up clips one, possibly two doi definitely getting one. Tyler, he's always available for one. Hopefully Cardi can get one in la.

[B]

Let me explain something. Dolce smells great. One of the best smelling girls. Women. No, I'm just telling you. Is it a pause?

[A]

Not a pause, but it's a double flag. What kind of topics we making up?

[B]

No, I'm not making up a topic. I'm saying you brought up Dolce and I'm telling you, the one time I met her, I said, wow, this woman smells amazing. That's all. It's not a pause.

[A]

Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? Is it any woman you ever met the one time and said, wow, she smelled like game seven?

[B]

Yes. No, no, she smelled like a sweater in Barbados in August. Yes. A living legend of all living legends. Say I smell. I can't.

[A]

You want to get the 100 bill, you got to sign up ladies.

[B]

Fucking. But it was really, we was in the hip hop artist and this woman is one of the most sought after woman back in the day that we ever seen.

[A]

And I got to see where we show this year.

[B]

Cause you know, some, you know it.

[A]

Yo, yo, you know, you know, you know it's a lot of rumors in hip hop. One of the rumors is one of our legendary legends is most legend. Smells like shit.

[B]

They said, who's that?

[A]

You first.

[B]

You. No, no, you go, you go first.

[A]

Don't say who's in top five stinkiest smell like.

[B]

Well, you know, part of the problem. Let me tell you something. We got some women here. Listen, we got some women here, we got.

[A]

Hold on. Not to cut. One of them is somebody you said is your favorite. You got quite a few times saying that was your favorite. They said it smell like it's like a known, you know, like a known. It's like it, you know, he said an email, the attachment he got, the.

[B]

What was the dude from Charlie Brown that had like the dirty shadow with him? Pink Pen, Pig Pen had the dirt running with him.

[A]

Somebody you said is your all time favorite.

[B]

See, let me tell you what happens. Let me tell you something. Can I get something? I don't care. Rapper. No rapper, no nothing. No disrespect. Because this is disrespect. When some women, they don't want to use the real deodorant. They want to use the, you know, when they use the fake deodorant and they shit like that, they don't want.

[A]

Vegan, they don't want. No, you could be the most beautiful.

[B]

They don't want the fucking real deodorant, ladies. I don't know if you know because a lot of guys are watching with their ladies. Oh, no, you stink. Yo, kiss. The fake one where they use the fake deodorant and all that.

[A]

The joint soap.

[B]

Oh, I might break out.

[A]

You can't use a fake soap, bro.

[B]

No, listen, they use the fake soap.

[A]

One that got something that you ain't allergic in. But you can't use a fake soap. It might be perfume, it might be something.

[B]

I'm trying to be as nice as possible. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about ladies that smell like shit. I'm not saying that. I'm saying you say. I'm saying they might even be clean. But they think that they're going to get cancer from the real deodorant. And they got that other shit close with no cigar. We so they don't straight stink, but they got that little. That must to them just as much like they them is stinking. Look, if your ain't got. If your deodorant got. Ain't got a little cancer with that.

[A]

If that.

[B]

If you ain't got a cancer stick.

[A]

Yo, yo, set me up said, excuse.

[B]

Me my lips, excuse me, my love. Excuse me, my love. You're so beautiful. You used up what was. No, I got the shit from Jamaica. You know the shit that come that the birds don't sing. The birds don't sing.

[A]

Yo, there's nothing worse than a lady that stinks.

[B]

Oh my God, the legend I'm talking about. Everybody wifed it too. Like, she was a big deal. You could get. You could figure that one out. She's a legend of all legends I seen, I was like, yo, what's up Queen?

[A]

She had legends.

[B]

Holy magna, holy magnolia. Like, oh my God, the birds don't sing. No, but I'm sure there's a lot of distinct dudes, distinct women. Like. There is.

[A]

Yeah, there is.

[B]

You don't take care of yourself, that's on you. But do they know they stink? Like I went in a boat.

[A]

They gotta know though. Their nose work, bro. But sometime they shit don't though.

[B]

Sometimes I went into bodega, like on 23rd Street. This man was thinking so much that the windows was foggy from him. He was a one man gang. And I'm like, I'm almost like scared to go in the store. Danny. I'm like, yo, this. Do you know if you stink or not? This is a good question. Does a person who stinks, do they live with that shit so much that they don't know this?

[A]

It become like, now, I don't want to mess up relationships, but I'm not messing up somebody that I need in my life that fixes things for me. We prepare, say I need something fixed. And we. I gotta let the whole house know yo, the fix is coming. Extra candles saved.

[B]

He fix you for real.

[A]

Get on type and get below zero. Put on Pope and re put is calling for a call because he go a few screws, he got shit bumping and you got to get shit prepared before he get there.

[B]

Then you got.

[A]

I don't know how he up there doing shit. Niggas is going by hitting him.

[B]

He doesn't got to hit Him?

[A]

Yeah. You got to hit him the whole time he's in the crib. They hitting him when he leaves.

[B]

See that?

[A]

You got to hit him after he leave.

[B]

No, you got to hit the whole. You gotta. You gotta disinfect the whole house.

[A]

Bumping. He's sitting there. How's it about the Giants Enough people. The Giants. The Giants is. And then they.

[B]

Close your underarms.

[A]

The Giant.

[B]

Do yourself the favor. Close your underarms, bro. What kind of is this?

[A]

At this point? I don't even think is his is his ass, his feet. It's all kind of shit behind his ears. His balls. He gets. Is it.

[B]

I ain't gonna lie to you. I had a friend that stink. When I was growing up, I had a friend that stunk in the projects and rest in peace. Yeah. My brother used to violate him. Like, yo. I had a friend like a best friend that stunked.

[A]

It's always when we was kids.

[B]

My brother come in, yo, you smell like ass, nigga. You stink, nigga. Yo, go wash your ass. This. Oh, my. It like, yo, my brother, I used to feel.

[A]

So that's the best way, though. How about the. That stink that can knock everybody out. So you trying to hold it? No, it's all. You got those muscles, right?

[B]

I told a story. You could google this. One of these podcast. One of our podcast has told this story. But these are true story. It warrants we bringing it back. I'm looking at footage, real footage. You could google this shit. He dude was obviously homeless and mentally whatever you call that shit. Mental illness. Yeah, he like seven feet tall, butt naked. Come on, man, listen. Fordham fucking Road a little guy. Cause he brought daylight women all over people. Fordham road. Little guy must have told him, you're my man. What the fuck is up, man? Put some clothes on. This disrespect, him and the little guard start fighting. The big butt naked guy was pounding out the little guy. No, God forbid they were in the alley. Oh.

[A]

God forbid they was in the alley, yo.

[B]

I don't know where that would have went. Pounded them out in the alley, yo. Listen, I don't know where that would have went. I'm giving you. They say I'm the best storyteller. I'm painting the picture. This guy was at least 6, 7, 6, 8 size. The little dude stood up. Yo, there's women out here, man. They got it popping. Little guy was fighting him. It's on here. You could Google it anytime. The guy was beating up the little guy. He was beating him up. When I tell you, everybody chucked this big dude. The old lady Jehovah witnessed was walking by kicking the dude. Kept him. Yo, when I say, yo, this was a universal hood beatdown. Like, everybody got it. The most decent person who gives the charity kicked that dude in his head. Like, he was just flagged with, hey.

[A]

If little guy tried to save the hood and it didn't work, and then everybody got.

[B]

I think if that was nighttime in the alley, he probably took his ass or something. Babes once, that big guy would have beat the shit out of that little dude. No, that's scary, that. Yo, listen. That's scary. Let me tell you something. I don't know if y' all know I'm 230 now, but I was 480. And pretty much almost everybody I punched in the face, they went down. They pretty much everybody I punched in the face, they was touching that canvas. One time, this dude tried to diss me. I jumped out the car. I punched him as hard as I can. He was like, yeah, I've been waiting for. For that. He threw his hands up. I said, oh, my God, this is gonna be a long night. Like, I said, hold up, yo, Joe. He was like, oh, yeah. He started shaking and baking. I'm like, don't get it fucked up. You know, Joe crack guy. I'm like, yeah, what's up? I'm in the motion. Lucky for him, the Terror Squad came. I mean, lucky for me. The Terror Squad came and they danced on him. Legend, we called them. Purpose.

[A]

Lucky for you.

[B]

Lucky for me, he probably would. I punched him with everything I got. And the man said, yeah, I've been waiting for that. Do them shits up. Started shaking, too. You know, when you fighting the dude and he's shaking, he got the little faint, the little. He's about to me up, this guy. There's just no way around it. I gave him the kitchen sink. I gave him everything I got. Boom. He said, oh, okay. He started. Like he had to. And I woke up professional.

[A]

I did that.

[B]

I woke up so fast. Yo, listen. I woke up so fast and was like, all right, nigga, you. You better get focused with this dude. Cause this. And thank God the infamous Terror Squad came. And they gave him purple face.

[A]

They gave the purple face.

[B]

Yo, he caught the Legend. He's we. To this day, we talk about this guy. This guy caught the purple face. But they saved me. Cause he was about to. He was about to dust me off. I could tell he was moving. I said, yo, Joe, you about to get embarrassed. Like, you ever had a fight where you had to tell yourself, nigga, pussy, get focused. Like, you gotta be like, yo, get focused, nigga. Like. Cause the dude was like, he. I said, okay, I'm not pussy. So we fighting till somebody get knocked out. So I'm not. I know what I'mma do. Anybody watching, they knowing Fat Joe. Fat Joe gonna get to it. But he looked like he had an extra little Diddy bop, you know, like a little Pernell Whitaker. Sweet pea on me. Like, he was about to do it, but he got danced on. I don't know why I said that story, though. Yo, we're talking about the six seven guy. The six seven guy. Fordham roll.

[A]

How'd you segue?

[B]

Because the little guy felt like. I felt the little guy stood up for the woman that's out there, and he started getting rocked by. It's on video. It's on Google. You could Google this shit. Cock diesel. Mental illness. He's. He was about to let this. Ill have it. He was hooking on him.

[A]

Mental illness. That ain't coming up. That ain't coming.

[B]

Butt naked. Mental illness. Gotta burn my computer. Yeah, Google that.

[A]

Put in butt naked mental illness. Something's gonna come up. Ain't gonna be the.

[B]

Ain't gonna be Big man on Fordham in the Bronx.

[A]

I'm telling you.

[B]

Jehovah, everybody, I found something else.

[A]

Butt naked, big liter.

[B]

I googled this. Not a story about a mentally ill seven foot tall guy. And I got something about you at 10 with a machete.

[A]

In, man. Put four in a row, naked man.

[B]

No, no, no. That. That's Cap.

[A]

They.

[B]

They're gonna. Everybody's gonna say it's Cat. I told you that story.

[A]

A machete at 10.

[B]

Now I cut the guy up. What happened was I'm in the house, I can't cook. I got a machete and I'm cutting stuff to put up. And I'm making some. Whatever they got, like a gumbo. You couldn't use it.

[A]

Whatever the.

[B]

They got up. If they had a half of tomato, I put it in there. If they had a strawberry, I put. Yo, that was the struggle meal. That was noodle or oodle.

[A]

Somebody gotta help struggle. Somebody gotta help me, man. Hot sauce with a tomato sauce, yo. Hot sauce, yo.

[B]

Strawberry cup of noodle.

[A]

Wood, are you hearing this mix?

[B]

Nigga, I. For the projects.

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

Maybe a little block of free cheese jumped up in there.

[A]

I had to put a strawberry into mayo.

[B]

It wasn't tomato sauce. It was hot sauce. Like, look, the bottom line. I threw whatever was There.

[A]

Casserole. What would you make?

[B]

No, I didn't make. I was starving. Starving. You know, my mom's was at work. I was starving. But the point is, I'm cutting everything, you know, I'm just. To this day, I'm kind of, like, dumb when it come to, like, regular shit. I'm chopping up a little tomato like this with a machete, like this. So a girl. I hear a girl scream. I go outside in the hallway, and there's a girl I grew up with. She was Jehovah Witness. She's with a dress, and she's holding her private parts. The apples, the oranges, the bread is rolling on the floor. And there's a dude with a muscle shirt, like a tank top that you could tell he just came home from jail that day, two hours before. Dude, no, no, no. You know when they come home and you see, like, the army face, like, you know, this guy wasn't in civilization. He just came home. So I look at him and I run up on him without hesitation, and I hit him on the arm with the machete. It's a true story. He runs around the corner away from me. I'm only 12 years old, by the way, or 10 years old. He runs around the corner, and I know he ain't from my projects because he missed the. The exit, the staircase. He ran too much. You know how the staircases over. He ran too much. So I run up on him. I hit him on the other arm. He got, the sleeveless shirt. Then I see him, notice in his eyes, like, yo, this kid's 10 years old. He jumps at me, man, I might have jumped to where the bathroom was, but, yo, he would have took that shit. So he finds out that's the stairs. He runs down the stairs. He gets out of there. So the girl made me promise to never tell a story. She was one of the most decent girls, probably the most decent girl in my building. Jehovah Witness. Nice. She's our parents and killer. Please, Joe, don't tell a story. So I never told the story. Now, when I did my book, the Book of Jose, I wrote the chapter on that. And I told Shaheen last minute when we was going to print, I said, you know what? She might still be alive. I gave him my word. I can't tell the story. My brother dies. We're at the funeral. She walks in out of nowhere. Her name is Dee Dee. She walks in and goes, joe. In front of the whole funeral, you saved my life. You saved my life. And I'm Like, I'm tapping because, you know, I told, you know, Rich the barber, the story. A couple of my friends, Rich Blade, and I'm like, you. She starts telling the story. God tried to rape me. And Joey opened the door and Joe cut him in front of the whole funeral. Snow Cap, Snow Cap. She told the whole story. And that was crazy because I ain't see her in 40 years or 30 years or some wild shit like that. But, you know, she looked great and she came to pay her respects. But that's a true story. That's a real motherfucker. You know this guy.

[A]

We need Chariots of Fire after that.

[B]

This music. We always. Let me tell you something about being a rat. Oh, tell you something about being a rat. This guy, 69, know he's such a rat. I see him on Instagram talking about, I go to jail tomorrow. I'm going to be with my Dudo and what's the guy who killed the CEO. I'm going to see Luigi up there because they in protector. He's an automatic or regular protective custodyer. He's going in there for protective. He knows he's, like, not really going to jail. He's going. Protective custody. He said, I'm going to be playing chess, eating grilled cheese with Luigi and my Dudo tomorrow. He going right in there. Protective custody. You know, we let the streamers. We didn't. The people did. Let the streamers become bigger than the rappers. And they kids and they don't know no street, no moral code. Somebody rat, they be like, yo, he better tell on somebody so he can come back out here and stream. These guys, they endorse the rat and the streamers be like, oh, man, what are you waiting for? You took too long to tell. Like, come back out of stream. Did we miss something with the kids? Letting them know that snitches gets.

[A]

They missed something, huh? They missed something. They missed the rules. They threw the book in the garbage. The rules, whatever our guide, whatever this is, they chucked that they threw to the East River.

[B]

So snitching is okay right now?

[A]

I ain't say that. But they chuck the rules.

[B]

Let me tell you something. Feels like 04 all over again in New York City. 50 against everybody. He's used to this. Having beef with the planet Earth, correct? No, no, he got it. He got real beef with the planet Earth. He's just used to it, huh?

[A]

I don't think it's foreign to him.

[B]

You think? He says. Because he always tells me, like when me and him used to Beef, he used to say, I knew you would jump out the window. I just. He said, some days I got up and I just want to go viral. I dis you. I knew you coming right back with some shit. And so he like all that shit every day in Drama. Every day. And, you know one thing I noticed. And don't kill me, guys. Six, seven, whatever. I'm in crazy. No go. I'm about to say is blasphemy. What I'm about to say is blasphemy. I've always said, Snoop Doggy Dogg is the most famous rapper. I think 50 Cent knocking on his door. What do you think? Snoop Dogg? 50 Cent. Do you think 50 Cent?

[A]

What does it matter what I think?

[B]

You know, your pops is fried, but okay. Young Grady. Young Katie. Tell him.

[A]

Call me Grady. Yo, Grady.

[B]

He's angry, Uncle.

[A]

He called me Grady.

[B]

Yo, listen, you. I love Grady. Your knee again, huh?

[A]

Is out.

[B]

Where my man at? The. The trainer. Where my.

[A]

He ain't got nothing for my knee.

[B]

Where my trainer? The trainer.

[A]

I ain't. Can't help my knee.

[B]

He ain't here, huh? He'll tell you how to strengthen your knees.

[A]

Man, that shit is dope.

[B]

That's cool. And that's incredible. Nobody. Snoop called and he caught a fight. He caught Kerr.

[A]

Wallace caught Steve Kerr getting ejected. He said he went back to his Arizona Wildcat days.

[B]

So am I making a fifth?

[A]

Is very known. Snoop is very known.

[B]

No, no. Snoop is very healthy. Snoop has that name. Snoop Dogg has come out my house, my mouth for 20 years. Pause. Well, yo, who's the most famous? Snoop Dogg. Who's the most Doggy dog. This is the first time I'm looking and I'm like, does 50 Cent have a legitimate shot at being the most famous rap on earth? I just think his presence on social media is just out of control. My guys in Dubai tell me they learned the news in America for 50. He threw up. Diddy or R. Kelly. Somebody doing his braids on the cartoon. Like he'll give you the news ahead of time. Maduro. See how they took that guy? Each his own bottle of 1800, bottle of SA.

[A]

That nigga's getting out.

[B]

I believe that.

[A]

He just gotta pass a hard draft to somebody. He ain't getting nothing.

[B]

He got a thumb drive. Drive? You think so?

[A]

He got a thumb drive with some info on it. He gonna give it.

[B]

Ain't nobody bigger than him. Unless he's giving up like a cootant and all that.

[A]

Giving it to Trump.

[B]

Yeah, but ain't nobody Bigger. He's.

[A]

He's the guy not. He's not ratting on nobody, giving them the hard drive of the country.

[B]

Taking this shit over or you. Huh? But if you read between the lines, they said they gave him a million chances. I think they told him, yo, go with your money. You just gotta leave Venezuela. I mean, is that they robbed him? Is that. Or what happened? He's in the feds now. I don't give a fuck. You need to know that. That army was too big for you. That U.S. army. The man got five warships out there. And he's telling you, I'm coming in there and I'm going to get you. And your job is to leave. Go to fucking Barbados. Go like they.

[A]

I don't think it was that easy. He just said, yo, get out of here.

[B]

He was like, get out of here. Go to a country where we can't get you. Brazil, Switzerland, whatever.

[A]

Told him, we want your country. He went. He wanted to stand down on these shit.

[B]

Listen, we don't get too political, but I never seen nothing like you always hear. We went to Iraq for oil. You hear these stories. That nigga Donald Trump said, hey, don't guess it. We want the oil. Yeah. We go, yeah. Nah, don't speculate. We want that shit. That's our shit. I never seen that in my life. Funny times, man. Funny times, man. Uncle Murder shout out to Bad Skills from va. He started it the Skills and now Uncle Murder owns that position at the year end. You know, we got like 2, 3 shout outs on there. Did you hear the wrap up?

[A]

Heard it.

[B]

Did you like it?

[A]

Liked it.

[B]

You don't like shit. Kiss Uncle Murder's my nigga.

[A]

What are you talking about? I fuck with Murt. What are you talking.

[B]

I look every year. I look forward to the rapper every year. I love this beat selection.

[A]

I'm sitting with the rapping up my knee right now.

[B]

Oh, no, you need that. And I got the Europe Bengay. I gotta bring it to you. My is all the way good.

[A]

You got big games, yo.

[B]

I got the Europe Ben Gay. That shit's stronger. You know over there they give you better like meat selection everything. They is no chemicals. It's less chemicals in the food. Is less chemicals. And every. I got the European Ben gag. I take that.

[A]

Let me get some right now.

[B]

I ain't got it with me though. I got Z stuff. I don't have Z stuff with me here right now. Perhaps you got it close by. You got it close by. Perhaps the car. Oh, no. Perhaps a Little something for the nose.

[A]

That's a little something for the nose.

[B]

No, no, she said perhaps a little something right there. No, that's one of our biggest jokes in Turbo Squad for life. Everybody be like, perhaps a little something for the nose. Like that happened too.

[A]

All right, so this was going on Hard Rock Bet NFL playoffs is among us. Out of the nfc, you got the Rams and the Panthers. I be in Charlotte a lot. I think I'm the reason why the Panthers even got so much fluidity on taking the Rams. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[B]

I got bad bunny for the parlay.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Not bad bunny.

[A]

Packers and the Bears. That's love versus Caleb Williams. I gotta take Green Bay packets. You know why? Because beers haven't been nice in years.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's just my way of looking at. I'm taking the package.

[B]

Who got Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelce, the couch. It's a rap records.

[A]

Yeah, Right now they in somewhere. They on mean jets with The Swifties and Mrs. Mahomes and Palm trees. They don't even want to watch football. They watching Mayor Case. They ain't even watching football.

[B]

And watch his Spartacus.

[A]

Now let's go to the afc, the Bills and the Jaguars.

[B]

I know who's going to win that.

[A]

Of course you say Josh Allen. He should win. They took. They took Mahomes out. They took Baltimore Ravens out. Lamar James Cook, the running back. Yes, he's nice, but he ain't going to win the game. He's. It's going to take a collective effort. Yeah, collective on the jack.

[B]

Yo, he. The bills are given one. He got more yards than O.J.

[A]

Duvall. Oh, that means a lot, though.

[B]

He got more yards this season than O.J. simpson.

[A]

I don't mean he broke the 49 is at the Eagles.

[B]

I'm going Eagles east coast.

[A]

I'm tired of seeing Gilly doing that dance. I'm taking 49.

[B]

Gilly got that big ass hat, huh?

[A]

Taking 49ers.

[B]

Gilly come flying with the hat.

[A]

I'm going to take the 49ers. I make my own dance. Charges at the Patriots. I'm taking great May. Patriots is back.

[B]

Patriots are given three and a half.

[A]

I'm taking the Patriots win. I'm dumping on them. Dump Patriots, baby. Then maybe Robbie Kraft.

[B]

I like Robert Kraft. Robert Kraft.

[A]

Then Monday night game is the Texans versus Steelers.

[B]

Aaron Rogers made it to the playoffs, huh? Stunk it up over here for 49 million.

[A]

Out of here Monday. Texas getting his ass out of here.

[B]

You seen Them Jordans on Jordans, they got some f. I gotta show you these. I call my people in Texas. They ain't got them. They ain't never see them. Private selection, the sneaker store. I. I was like, yo, they. If anybody got it, it's dumb. They was like, we ain't see this. God might be one of he be finding Jordan.

[A]

Nobody nowhere.

[B]

Oh, this shit crazy, man.

[A]

Super Bowl Arts.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

God.

[B]

Where you at? God.

[A]

Seahawks, Rams, Broncos, Eagles, Texans, bills, Patriots, Jaguars, 49ers.

[B]

Charles love it. Who do you like to win it? All five.

[A]

I like either the Patriots on the Rams. Buffalo got a chance. Sean Payton always got a chance. That's why football's any given Sunday, man. Anybody.

[B]

It's really freaky this year. You going to. You going. You going to Super Bowl?

[A]

Yeah, we supposed to be.

[B]

I'm going to be there.

[A]

Yeah, we'll be there.

[B]

The head of Bad Bunny, baby. It's litty out there.

[A]

Bad Bunny, baby.

[B]

Bad Bunny. It's litty. Bobby Pere.

[A]

Mvp. Matthew Stafford. Drake May. Trevor Lawrence. James Cook in the field didn't make it.

[B]

He can't.

[A]

He ain't.

[B]

He ain't nominated. And as a running back, you have to do outstanding.

[A]

You had to have 75 million yards and try to make it as a.

[B]

You could rush for 4,000 yards and a quarterback will still beat you. That's disgusting. Saquon didn't get it last year.

[A]

I think Trevor.

[B]

It might be a racist category.

[A]

It might let Drake May get it, though.

[B]

Prejudice.

[A]

Drake Mays deserves it.

[B]

When Trevor Law. I mean, I think Drake May and Matthew Stafford.

[A]

Stafford got it already, man. Let Drake May or Trevor Lawrence get. Matthew Stafford got one before. Let another person get.

[B]

I said, this ain't that.

[A]

That ain't this.

[B]

Cracking kiss. God damn it.

[A]

I need a wheelchair.