Fat Joe (2:10)

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Jada (2:18)

First give you a few for free.

Fat Joe (2:20)

Then we going to give you that. Here you go. Yo, yo, what up, y'? All? This your boy, Joe Crack.

Jada (2:41)

Know who it is. Your boy Jada. You Know what it is? The Joe and Jada Show. Every show, legendary.

Fat Joe (2:49)

Every show iconic, Biggest in the game. You hear me? Hey, yo, Jada, man. That little outfit look nice, though. You like. I don't mean a little one. How about the big outfit? You want me to do this outfit? No, you said, I like that Louis shirt.

Jada (3:07)

I like that Louis outfit. You'll crack that. That LV outfit is nice.

Fat Joe (3:13)

I like to thank. You know, they stepping they shit up. You know what I'm saying?

Jada (3:18)

No doubt.

Fat Joe (3:19)

And. And, you know, nowadays, I buy for the resellers.

Jada (3:23)

Yeah. Cause all of this shit go back for double when you.

Fat Joe (3:25)

Yeah, you can sell it for double. And you know, they take that LV like, I'm big in Bottega, but the resellers don't take Bottega. So I'm stuck with all them. I think so. I'm just.

Jada (3:35)

They don't even want.

Fat Joe (3:35)

They say $17,000 jackets and shirts.

Jada (3:38)

Stay out of that. Niggas is out of that.

Fat Joe (3:40)

They like, yo, bring me Louie, bring me Gucci, bring me whatever. Anyway, we haven't traded shit. I'm just saying it's good to know you got some shit of value that can go.

Jada (3:48)

Yeah.

Fat Joe (3:49)

You know what I'm saying? Even when you go into the watch collection, the one thing you know you got besides money is watches.

Jada (3:56)

That's a fact.

Fat Joe (3:57)

That shit straight cash, whatever. You want to go out there and dump a load. Not that I have. Not that I want to. Not that I need to. But every now and then, you want your best friend Khaled to say he'll give you a fucking loan or something, right? Yeah, that motherfucker won't give me a dollar. They probably now spent us on the loan. They probably got me on the list at the door, like, yo, don't let Joe in unannounced.

Jada (4:18)

Callie spent us on the loan. Talk.

Fat Joe (4:22)

You came back from the prisons. Yeah, talk to us.

Jada (4:25)

I went to Marcy Correctional Facility. Then I went across the street to Mid State.

Fat Joe (4:34)

What was that like?

Jada (4:36)

Shout out to these is real jails, guys. Shout out to Second Chance University. Shout out to my brother, Andre.

Fat Joe (4:46)

Norman, I love what your man is doing with the jails and all that.

Jada (4:49)

Getting Norman, BX Tone, Ricky Kelly, Dr. Life. It's my other big man name. Yeah, Big. The Big Homie man and my brother, Big Homie. We was in there, though, just talking to the inmates, you know what I mean? We was able to work out with him. We was able to sit down, you know what I mean? Kick some real life. With him, try to.

Fat Joe (5:13)

Was they younger or. They was like.

Jada (5:15)

They was young our age, older than us, you know what I mean? But we was really able to kick it with them. Me and K was actually sitting in the gymnasium in the bleachers. I seen my man Cat from Yonkers. I seen a couple people from Mount Vernon.

Fat Joe (5:31)

It's sad. You be wondering where people at when you go in there. I performed at Four Dicks one time, Shout out my brother Billy Blanco. And I walked in the yard. I performed in the yard. Everybody ever wondered where they was at. They was in that motherfucker. I'm like, God damn, these niggas, they doing a hell of a time. And you know, you go in there and you see them, you know, crazy story. So what y'? All, what's the story? What you talking about?

Jada (5:58)

It was really about. Shit was an experience for me. Cause you go in and sit with the deputy wardens and the. The head of the staff. Then they tell you the issues. Whatever's going on in the jail is a lot of drugs, lot of violence. The dudes I was with asked them, do y' all want to keep this going or do y' all want us to fix? So then they go in there, speak to the inmates, or they call them the Ironis. Just get their mind right. Let them know that you want to get some programs. If you want to get some better things going on in the jail, you got to collaborate with the staff and the CEOs. Now, we know police is police, but what was I thought was flavor about the program is after they talk to the inmates, they sit down with the CEOs in them and tell them what they doing wrong and what they need to fix. So the whole jail could. You know what I mean? It could be less violent.

Fat Joe (6:59)

What are the CEOs doing this wrong?

Jada (7:02)

I mean, sometimes they ain't listening to you. Sometimes he. You know what I mean? If they just looking at you already as a piece of shit, they not even hearing your problems or you know what I mean? You gotta look at it like that. And another thing I seen Up Top is understaffed. They said it was one of the spots we went to require like 480 cos it was only 200 and something regular civilians working. And they had National Guard with the brown army suits is in there. So that gotta be a little crazy, too. It ain't enough.

Fat Joe (7:36)

Workers like, man, shout out my brother, Pistol Pete dog in the yard. That's how I know about your man. He be taking pistols.

Jada (7:43)

Yeah, in there.

Fat Joe (7:44)

To talk to the inmates. Your man, he doing amazing work up in there in the jails. And so he got access to pistol. Pistol in there. Going into jail.

Jada (7:54)

This one was in the. He went up in the max.

Fat Joe (7:56)

He interviewing the. The monsters they let me do because.

Jada (8:00)

You wasn't with me. A Jada and Jada a segment. It was fire. I interviewed. I interviewed a OG shout out to my OG he had 24 in. Hopefully he about to get out. And I interviewed the deputy that was ill in front of the inmates. They asking me questions. That was fire. It's going to be on the tablets, actually, if you in there and you gotta give it a check now.

Fat Joe (8:24)

We gotta go in there one day.

Jada (8:25)

Yeah, go in here. We gotta go.

Fat Joe (8:26)

Me, I had a whole different experience. I went to Abu Dhabi.

Jada (8:30)

Yeah.

Fat Joe (8:31)

Uae. What's the Abu Dhabi, baby? Now, if I.

Jada (8:37)

Before you even start, what's your name over there?

Fat Joe (8:39)

Ali Kishani. Yo, salaam Alikum. I am Ali Kashani.

Jada (8:44)

What is it? Are you saying?

Fat Joe (8:48)

I am Molly Kashani. You know what? I got it.

Jada (8:53)

I switch his own tone.

Fat Joe (8:54)

I go up to the shit. I'm walking down. I go, well, I am Molly Kashani. They're like, you, Fat Joe, get out of here. I'm walking out the motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, let me not big up Dubai too much or Abu Dhabi too much. I'm already in heat. You know, I'm there too much. I love it too much. And shout out my brother, Rashid Binhasid, man. So we go to Abu Dhabi. The first thing is the plane. I go on the plane. Now, I am a Knick fan to the. But I'm not a groupie.

Jada (9:26)

But if I was a groupie with the Knicks.

Fat Joe (9:29)

Not the Knicks, but on the plane at Mark Jackson, Patrick Ewing was on the plane. John Starks. You know, if I wanted to harass people, that would have been harassment 101. Like, it was like all the legends was on the plane. Igu dollar was on the plane. Shit was crazy. The whole NBA was on the plane, right? Not the Knick players or them. But we go over there and, you know, I was just in Dubai last week, so I'm back home. We go to Abu Dhabi, Brooklyn chop house. Yeah, you know, you got the Abu Dhabi, Brooklyn chopping pool in his pocket. Might be better than the New York fool.

Jada (10:10)

Bang.

Fat Joe (10:10)

I went. The first time they opened up, it was like real mid. I was like, damn, they better get somebody in here who know. But now that shit was crazy. We went to eat there two nights in a row.

Jada (10:20)

It was like he was over here.

Fat Joe (10:21)

It was big time.

Jada (10:23)

Shit was banging.

Fat Joe (10:24)

Big time.

Jada (10:25)

They.

Fat Joe (10:26)

That shit was banging. We went up in there, we bought. I seen Chris Gotti. We took him to dinner. Couple guy, I don't know what. My man, my man, his name is. I'm trying to get him as a sponsor to 100 Coconut. It's a coconut water. It's called a honey coconut. But he was over there with. You know, listen, I told him because he's sitting next to me, okay? I told him. I said like this, yo, you know why he told me? He watches the podcast. I said, well, you might witness, because you're going to see His Royal Highness come up to me and salute the God. And he was like, what? What do you mean? His Royal Highness come in. Stop Still Joe. How you been, my brother? Salaam alaikum. This is. I know these guys. So I'm kicking it with His Royal Highness. Your man Steve Harvey was there. He had to see real Royal highness come up to me. I don't mean like he was walking by. The man came to me. They even told me, yo, it's Royal Highness in them. They want you to sit next to them. I said, yo, I'm with Rasha Manha. I said, I'm good. Like, no, no, Royal Highness wants you. You know, I've been going to Dubai and Abu Dhabi 20 years. These guys are my guys. So the more to the stories I told, homeboy, I said, you see, they gonna say his cap. When I say, on Joe and Jada, His Royal Highness came up. You my witness. But anyway, I met some beautiful people. We went to dinner with them, and I performed for the NBA halftime. That was amazing. We gotta imagine you get to go to your favorite place, perform for your favorite team. And I had to be. I had to be neutral. I couldn't be like, let's go Knicks. Cause this was for the NBA and they playing Philly. So, you know, you could.

Jada (12:06)

They told you I had that commie.

Fat Joe (12:07)

That 1 billion percent don't wear gear that looks like Knicks. Don't. You know, just. It's for everybody. Oh, yeah, you're hired from the NBA. You're not with the Knicks. The minute that performance came out, that shit was out the dorm. Yo, let's go. Yo, I'mma tell you right now, and I'm not making no excuses, the Knicks are going to win the championship this year. Now, I hope so. No, no. What I'm trying to tell you is that. And I never said that before, guys, not even last year. But we are so stocked up, bro. I mean, this shit. And you know, when I won them chips, you can't compare NBA to the Rucker. But when I won them chips at the ruck, wasn't nobody just laying down, giving you the chip. We were stocked up. You know, our 15, man could have.

Jada (13:01)

Been a starter to the NBA, dog.

Fat Joe (13:04)

No, I'm just telling you, it's hard to win a chip. All right, so what I'm saying to you is, off the bench, Jordan Clarkson. We got Gershon, the big African, you know, he lives down the block for me right here.

Jada (13:18)

We're not going to get into Demographics, huh? Yeah, you always.

Fat Joe (13:22)

He's African, bro.

Jada (13:23)

Dang, we all have.

Fat Joe (13:25)

He's French African. He's in the Congo, bro. Let me tell you something. When you. Let me explain something to you. When you got the Spanish soccer team and it's a guy, the blackest guy in the world, doing all the games, they got him from Africa, gave him the fucking visa so he could play there. It's like a college. Just because you play at Penn State don't mean you not from fucking Miami. You know, they got black Dominican, they got black Cuban. I got black Cuban brothers. You're complacent.

Jada (13:56)

So when are you.

Fat Joe (13:57)

This guy's African. He's my man. Look, how about I'm his friends. Matter of fact, I'm bringing him on the show. I'm bringing him on the show. He's my neighbor.

Jada (14:05)

Didn't he play with Wemby in them?

Fat Joe (14:07)

Yo, Wemby.

Jada (14:08)

Yeah, he played with Wemby.

Fat Joe (14:10)

Yo. Yo, Wemby. Yo. He's gangster. Yeah.

Jada (14:15)

Born in France.

Fat Joe (14:16)

Born and grew up in France.

Jada (14:19)

Yeah.

Fat Joe (14:19)

All else, like, my mother and father. My father's from Cuba, my mother's from Puerto Rico, but I'm American. Okay, I got that. But does he. Oh, yo, get the out of here. This guy from the Congo. This guy's not eating.

Jada (14:33)

He wasn't.

Fat Joe (14:34)

He's not in the. He's not eating. He's not eating them fucking cookies in. Yeah, you right.

Jada (14:41)

Yo. Yeah, this thing is crazy, dog. I just. Speaking of, I shot a Nike commercial with Josh Hart for the new Nick jerseys. And when we were shooting it, this dude came by with a face, A faja on his face.

Fat Joe (14:59)

He had a faja on his face, but it was stretching his face. Who, Josh Hart?

Jada (15:05)

No, somebody.

Fat Joe (15:06)

Yo, who you talking about, a stranger? I don't know.

Jada (15:11)

He had to shoot a video Outside, across the street from the Garden, a dude came by.

Fat Joe (15:16)

He had to fire on the face.

Jada (15:18)

He had a what?

Fat Joe (15:19)

He had, like, a mask, but it was fire.

Jada (15:22)

It was the same material as the ladies have, but it was a face one. He had face work. He was supposed to stay in the.

Fat Joe (15:30)

Crib, but he came out with a new nose. Like, when I went, you know, I went to Turkey last week. That. They all had the hair, the bloody line, Popeyes eating chicken. Everybody in there with. They. Everybody went to Turkey to get their hair done in the Popeyes. I'm kidding you not. I'm kidding you not. They. They getting work done. But you know who. Scared the shit out of me, man. Not. Not for now, when I be on the plane, right? And I'm getting better. I'm. I'm sneaking it into existence. I'm not as scared on the planes no more. I went. After you go to Mongolia. Back the next week, Abu Dhabi. This. You got to cut it out and say, all right, Joe, you're kind of an expert at this shit right now, right? But what I'm saying is, old Asian lady, I looked to the side, out of nowhere, she threw the shit on the face. Like, the plastic, like, alien shit, man. Like, replace that shit. Nah, they got. My daughter does that shit. A porcelain. Yeah, yeah. But you wake up at three in the morning on Emirates and going like that. You look at the Chinese lady, she got the mask on. You like, yo, going on in this. And I'm all for ambient. I'm all for ambient. You know, people. People walking, they sleep. And I get up off the ambient. I'm like, yo, this look like an alien on this right here. Let me tell you. I'm gonna tell you something else. I noticed, guys, and listen, there's not enough flags for you to throw here, because this is definitely. We got. Wait, yo, listen, I went to Dubai three weeks in a row type shit. The escorts, you know, I hire escorts, like pause. What they call the guys that take you down. Greeters. Pause. Pause. Greeters. I do that here. There's a service greeter. They take you right on the plane. They drive you. No, you need that. I'll give you that, but you need that. They drive you, right? But then you don't see human beings like me. They got me stashed off.

Jada (17:26)

Yeah, you got.

Fat Joe (17:27)

They got me stashed. Yo, I'm tired of these dudes. I'm tired. The other day, I'm in the Ritz Carlton in Dallas. Ain't nothing but rich. All you white people in there. Sir, go to the room. Sir, go to the room, I said, why y' all don't want me to see human beings, man? I want to talk to somebody, man.

Jada (17:44)

Can you stop it? Whenever you want.

Fat Joe (17:47)

Nah, these guys, man, they got me. But I'm safe. I'm trying to stay safe. No new mistakes. Seek the kingdom. Whenever. Temptation. Whenever they tell you, let's hang out, let's go to the club. Let's do that. Seek the kingdom. No new mistakes. Seek the kingdom.

Jada (18:01)

Seek the kingdom.

Fat Joe (18:02)

So I go. So listen, I'm trying to tell you something. It's crazy. What I'm trying to tell you is crazy, though, right? You gotta forgive me for this. Because this is crazy. Hear me, K. Nobody. I go to Dubai. The greed to come. Why I feel like this is the human AI, like, real AI. I'm not talking about human being. I'm talking about a robot AI. It would be a place like Dubai to experiment the shit for the first time, right? The dudes walking and shit look like this. He got no expression. He don't smile none. The hairs, all this. And I'm like this. After the third time, they kept giving me greetings. They look like. Not you. They're not arguing with you. They're not. It's just look like they com. I think they got AI. Greetings in Dubai. Already working, like, already the robot, I'm looking at the dude's shoulder. I'm like, yo, look at this. His shoulder moving like. You know, they moving like a robot. Like, yo, I. I'm with. I'm yo, you have to be there. I'm a tape. One of these guys, one time. They don't have no expression. They don't laugh. They don't nothing. They don't this. I swear to God. By the third one, we just started going, yo, these dudes is AI or what? Because, you know, human being argue with you.

Jada (19:22)

They have robots. They said they birds. Is not birds. He says some of the birds is cameras.

Fat Joe (19:27)

Over. I'm telling you something. I'm not bullshitting you. I'm not trying to scare you. I seen about two to three robotic guys in the system. They grabbing your bag, sir. Let me get your passport. He ain't got a smile or nothing. He like, you made him in Y2K. He knew we was talking about him. He knew. He didn't know we was talking about him directly, but he knew we was like, yo, yo, the teeping yo. To get like, we up there. Like, he knew we knew. He's AI, no question. And he's sitting there like, yo, it's our secret, okay? He's sitting there like, it's our secret. I know you guys, you can't lie to no Bronx dudes like that. We up in this shit. We look at it, we say, this nigga was like, ribbit, get the bag. Ribbit, get the bag. Like, ribbit. Yo, yo, I'm telling you, he got a straight computer, yo.

Jada (20:21)

How many was it? Was it a lot of them?

Fat Joe (20:23)

No, every time, I think all agreed us, because every time we kept. All right, so we went to Mongolia, came back. This, this. Every time we got a greeter. You know, humans got faults. Like, this guy got a hat, he's about to reach for the water. This, this, this, this. These guys is moving. And then when you watch them from the back your lori, I swear to God, they're walking like. Like, if you saw a game, like a fucking Y2K, just walk. And I'm like, yo, these dudes might be the AI.

Jada (20:51)

Shit, think about it.

Fat Joe (20:53)

Dubai would be the first place to use them. They're ahead of time with everything, all technology, everything, everything. They would be maybe 10, 20 years. They'll come back to this videotape and be like, yo, Fat Joe, he saw. He knew. Cause they not human, bro. They like this. And they don't smile. They don't do nothing. They grabbed me.

Jada (21:12)

Are you the only person that saw them?

Fat Joe (21:14)

Well, me and the whole crew. Rich Flair was there. Whoever was there. Tone, Sunshine, everybody agreed these guys are AI. By the third one, we was like, nah, it's a. Forget about it. It's over. Huh?

Jada (21:28)

I robot, it wasn't.

Fat Joe (21:29)

This is what I'm trying to tell you. It's like I robot. I mean, Dubai would do it. I'm telling you. I never felt that in my life. I'm not a conspiracy theory, but that's definitely an issue. Let's get back. Let's get back to Wimba Yamba. This league is not. What did I say now?

Jada (21:47)

This league? You mean the NBA?

Fat Joe (21:48)

The NBA. It's over for anybody by next year. I watched this guy, Wimba Yamba come down. Seven foot. What is he, seven sevens?

Jada (22:00)

What is he, seven five?

Fat Joe (22:02)

I watched him come down, bring the ball like a point guard. This is a true story. Spin it around and shit. Homeboy tried to come up. Homeboy tried to come up to play him. He shoved him off like this. The dude flew into the stands and he dunked the board. Like, who's supposed to stop that? Nobody stopping. Wimba Yamba. Wimba Yamba is the future of this league. He gonna win like six, seven chips by himself. I'm thinking telling you, this insanity, this wimble, this. When the Wimba Yamba era starts, people gonna have a problem. No, no, it ain't start yet. He ain't ready yet.

Jada (22:36)

He.

Fat Joe (22:36)

He. He gotta get a little bigger. You seen this pause? You seen this? Yeah. Trying to work out with them jail dudes. You doing them Yonkers bars. Them motherfuckers up in there like, come on, Jay. Yo, Jay. They make you really do the bars, right? Yeah. Come on, homie. Yeah. You know that there he be up on that Instagram setting the camera up. He look on them. They got niggas in there named Bakatan doing them shits with one finger. Your shit fucked up right now, man. Yo, ESPN drops the top 100 players.

Jada (23:19)

The NBA.

Fat Joe (23:21)

I have a super problem with this.

Jada (23:22)

Let's hear it.

Fat Joe (23:23)

Right, Number one, the Joker.

Jada (23:27)

That's arguably. You can't. You don't understand with that.

Fat Joe (23:29)

I don't have a problem with that. How you know I ain't got a. I ain't got a problem with this. Joker can't have a problem. He's just slinky. He could do whatever he want. Shot.

Jada (23:39)

You ain't got a problem with that.

Fat Joe (23:40)

What was that record? Are you shy?

Jada (23:43)

You shot? Say my name.

Fat Joe (23:45)

No, no. You shy the very first time I saw you. Round eyes. My lips are.

Jada (23:54)

Hello.

Fat Joe (23:54)

Ain't not that. But anyway. Shot number two. I ain't got a problem.

Jada (23:58)

The fuck is he?

Fat Joe (24:00)

Number three. Luca. Luka ain't do that. He ain't caused that damage last year. They didn't go nowhere. Luka cannot be at number three. Yes. He is very, very talented. See, what I am doing is I'm getting tired of people rating. I got it. I'm getting tired. Thank you, brother. More the front. This shirt crazy, though. How you like this Louis Vuitton? Sick. You see that? Sick. Hello. Hello. Hello. This dancing on him. Hello. Right. Number three, Luca. Not valid for Giannis. Giannis is one of my favorite. But he ain't can't be number four. He ain't been putting in that type of work. He ain't going to no finals or nothing like that. What you want me to do, like lie to you? I'm getting tired of people telling me, yo, they was the hottest. For the last 10 years, they was the hottest of the. No. Who's hot now? We want to know who's hot now because when you was hot, you had it. Who's hot. Now, he's not. Wimba Yamba ain't ready either, too. He's number five. But this year he'll be way up there. I'm telling you, he been working out. Anthony Edwards deserves to be even lower than number six, right?

Jada (25:14)

Higher.

Fat Joe (25:14)

You mean higher? Higher than number six, Anthony Edwards.

Jada (25:18)

Is he think he should be three or four?

Fat Joe (25:20)

Top five, man, this guy. Now go now.

Jada (25:23)

If he gets aggressive, they got.

Fat Joe (25:25)

If he gets aggressive, he'd be top three. They got him at six. They sitting on the youth.

Jada (25:31)

Let's go.

Fat Joe (25:32)

Steph Curry at number seven. Step. My man. Greatest of all time. What do you think he should be?

Jada (25:40)

How could you put greatest in all time?

Fat Joe (25:42)

You shot. Yeah, but what you gonna just by default give? They got LeBron in there. KD. LeBron, KD. And then Jalen Brunson. This is where the problem is. What kind of respect you got for my man? My man breaks his arms in the playoffs, he scores 40 something every game. He takes us to the finals. First time in 25 years. You got the man, JB.

Jada (26:04)

You gotta. He's working his way to be one of.

Fat Joe (26:08)

Working his way.

Jada (26:10)

No, he's.

Fat Joe (26:10)

No, no, but these guys. No, I want to know. So what is it?

Jada (26:13)

Listen, he got one or two years.

Fat Joe (26:15)

Is this a lifetime achievement award?

Jada (26:17)

Yeah.

Fat Joe (26:17)

They wasn't as hot as him.

Jada (26:19)

Last one of them.

Fat Joe (26:20)

Don't work like that, kids.

Jada (26:21)

That's it.

Fat Joe (26:22)

I know the narrative worked for me and you. Cause we the OGs. But you can't put the OGs on there if they're not as good as they used to.

Jada (26:29)

Ain't you saying with somebody with two albums shouldn't be next to you. It's the same thing. He's going to be one of them.

Fat Joe (26:36)

No, no, I'm talking about not. What? So what is. Nah, nah. He better than them. He top five. He better than them. Sorry. I'm sorry. Wemby should be right behind him. Wemby ain't put in no work yet. He's a promising. Wemby's almost in the Zion. You know, Wemby's promising. He ain't do no work yet, but let me tell you something. Jalen Bruss is better than all of them right now. I'm just being out there. He should be top five.

Jada (27:06)

He's better than.

Fat Joe (27:07)

No, no, no. He's beyond Joker. He's beyond Sha, Anthony Edwards, and then Jalen. I got Jalen at four. I got at four. I'm sorry, bro.

Jada (27:17)

You putting Jalen in front of Luka.

Fat Joe (27:19)

Hell, yeah, because he's a leader. He took our team further than we undertake.

Jada (27:25)

The leader that don't got nothing to do.

Fat Joe (27:27)

What are you talking about? That's also the greatest American to me of all time. Martin Luther King. You speaking true leadership? Martin Luther King, the greatest American of all time.

Jada (27:36)

I want the Knicks to win. I love Jalen Brunson. You putting them in front of him.

Fat Joe (27:41)

So you putting all these guys in front of him.

Jada (27:42)

I put you in a straight jacket.

Fat Joe (27:43)

He's way better than Luca right now. We went to the finals, man.

Jada (27:50)

We went to the East. Luca went to the finals.

Fat Joe (27:56)

The real he got packed up.

Jada (27:58)

This guy didn't get packed up in the finals again.

Fat Joe (28:01)

That was two years ago. I'm talking about last year. All right, you got Luca. Let me tell you something. No, I love James sleeping on our Knicks. Let me tell you something. Jalen Brunson. No, let me say, yo, James, you too loose with them flags today. Let me explain something to you. What the man need to be in a gang or get tattoos. What he got to do so you could. Because he's a nice guy, clean cut guy. They won't rate him.

Jada (28:26)

Who?

Fat Joe (28:26)

I mean, Jaylane Brunson.

Jada (28:29)

To make the top 10 of the NBA is a special thing.

Fat Joe (28:33)

But let me ask you something. What are you talking about? Let me ask you something. There's guys that they pay $100 million. He's one of hold up to score 11 points. There's a guy they know, two time felon. You good for 11 points. And you play hard paying nobody. I'm telling you to score 11.

Jada (28:52)

Might got some people that scoring that get paid a hunt. But that ain't what they didn't sit down and say score 11, they score.

Fat Joe (29:01)

Sorry. I'm sorry. Yo, Jay, let me explain something to you. Do you know how hard it is to score 11 points in the NBA Northwest.

Jada (29:09)

Get everybody on the phone.

Fat Joe (29:10)

Listen, listen. Do you know how hard it is to score 11 points in the NBA and to get a couple of rebounds.

Jada (29:18)

For me and you.

Fat Joe (29:19)

Blue cup.

Jada (29:20)

No, no, no, no Talking about. You know how hard it is getting paid 100 million. And we want you to go out get us 11 and every.

Fat Joe (29:29)

You reminded me. And I don't want to say, but you make him say. You remind me of Rashad Lewis. Remember he caught that 200 million, he never scored a point again. What I'm trying to tell you all your man from Memphis. What's your man, the point guard. That was dumb. Nice. They gave him that bag. He never scored Him. He not. No, no, no. Not John Morant. Conley never scored a point again. Bro, listen.

Jada (29:49)

Conley scoring 11 now in his fucking.

Fat Joe (29:54)

How much. How much money is Mike Connolly getting right now? Two time felon.

Jada (29:58)

Oh, he's at the Google it.

Fat Joe (30:01)

How much money he's getting? 20, 24. Jesus Christ. This nigga been scoring three points the last 13.

Jada (30:10)

This is the end of his career.

Fat Joe (30:12)

Yo, kiss. You not letting me get to my bar, my punchline. You not letting me get to my punchline.

Jada (30:18)

Said they pay you a hundred.

Fat Joe (30:19)

Yo, my man in there getting 100 million. How much money he's getting? He get. He's saying 10.7 million. He's scoring 11. Hold up. All right, 10.7.

Jada (30:30)

Yeah.

Fat Joe (30:31)

What if you're averaging 40 points? Enough people we know.

Jada (30:36)

How much did designer earn?

Fat Joe (30:38)

He got one song. Who? Pender. Pender, Pender, Pender, Pender. Any jerk yonder still playing.

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Fat Joe (34:16)

Hey, this is Matt Jones and I'm Drew Franklin, and this is NFL Cover Zero. We think NFL coverage should be informative and entertaining and twice a week that is exactly what you're gonna get. We're just here to try to give you an NFL perspective a little bit different. Did you see the Colts pretzel? That was my other big takeaway from that game. What was that? Looks like something that should not be sold. Oh, my. So that was my other big Colts take away. They sold that. Yes. Might want to go back to the Colts stadium. Yeah, I might want to go back to the drawing board on that. Yeah. I thought the shape we had with Pretzels was working pretty well.

Josh Clark (34:48)

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Fat Joe (34:51)

We're just here trying to enjoy it. We hope you all will join us throughout the year. And let's go. I hope I'm as youthful as Pete Carroll is at his age. He's a young 73. He is a young 73. He is spry. I wouldn't fight him. I would listen to NFL Cover Zero with Matt Jones and Drew Franklin on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get Your podcast.

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Fat Joe (35:36)

100% of women go through menopause. It can be such a struggle for our quality of life. But even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it?

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The types of symptoms that people talk.

Fat Joe (35:48)

About is forgetting everything. I never used to forget things.

Hunter (35:51)

They're concerned that one, they have dementia and the other one is do I have adhd?

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Fat Joe (36:19)

Oh, no, everybody going to Turkey. I gotta fight niggas all the time. They tell me Nori went to Turkey. I'll be like, yo, my man get ahead with that. He Puerto Rican and black. Did he? Yeah, that's the question. I don't think he did. I don't think. I don't think Nori would do that.

Jada (36:35)

The Caesar for mad years. Then he just went to the plates.

Fat Joe (36:38)

Nigga came into the poppy. He came in. No, he had a Caesar and then we talking about Noriega, guys. He had a Caesar and then he came out with the wavy shit like his name was Rodolpho. Like his shit grew up. No, no, he just came up like, now he got the dreads. So they always. Because he's my brother. They tell me all the time, you know, your man went to Turkey. I personally don't believe that Nori went to Turkey. I don't think he's like that type of guy, right?

Jada (37:08)

Might got his shit done at ball.

Fat Joe (37:09)

Left, rock or some shit. Bell all, but they probably get. You pay double. You pay double in the States. Like me, I wouldn't go out the country to do some surgery. I would pay double and stay in the country. I don't know if that makes sense.

Jada (37:23)

That makes sense. How was the halftime performance? Like, how did they lace, you know?

Fat Joe (37:29)

You know, I practiced three times and I learned that from JLo. JLo is like a super duper practice. She'll make you practice with her for, you know, you've been in shows with JLo. I was at a show with you and JLo, too. She makes you practice and shit. And so I said, you know why? It's the NBA. It's Abu Dhabi. Let me practice. So I practiced three times. They had the Philly dance and shout out to the mascot. He watch our show all the time. My man from Philly watch our show all the time. And so we practiced. This shit was great, man. Once you practice, you can't even mess up. You just got that shit. Then I went over there and I heard the echo on the mic. I got them earphones so fast, I said, yo, yo, yo. We not doing Yankee Stadium again.

Jada (38:14)

Yeah, I hate that.

Fat Joe (38:15)

Then you see the Yankees. I'm scared to even go to the game. Cause they gonna blame the whole shit on me. They said that. It's my fault.

Jada (38:21)

Yeah, don't go.

Fat Joe (38:22)

So I'm down the block. I'm eating my own glizzy in my house. Yo, man, no. I'm watching this glizzy off the. Off the screen. I want to go support, but I'm scared. The minute they show me, they gonna be like, these gonna be with brown paperbacks like Fat Joe came. It's over. The whole up. Bad news to the Yankees. This I gotta watch from home now.

Jada (38:44)

Until we tie it up.

Fat Joe (38:46)

You think we tying it up?

Jada (38:47)

I hope so.

Fat Joe (38:49)

That boy, Big Papi Ortiz, told Derek, Gina, they gonna need him. Babe Ruth, Lou Garage, Yogi Bear, bring Reggie back.

Jada (38:57)

We need the time.

Fat Joe (38:58)

Oh, no. He said it's a rap. And all my Toronto guys started sending me Statue of Liberty with Toronto, dressed up with Toronto uniform and shit. It's a rap. That right there is a rap with Judge Strikes Out With Three Men on base, no outs, three, two count. You knew they was gonna throw it down the pipe. That was it. He should have knocked that shit out the fucking park. So we didn't get that. So we got that established with the ESPN list. What else we alluding to?

Jada (39:30)

Let me talk about.

Fat Joe (39:32)

You got.

Jada (39:34)

Man getting a lot of pushback. You know what I mean? I thought it was a beautiful thing being that he just coming off the biggest world tour, bringing almost damn near a billion dollars to the island of Puerto Rico. And now HOV is giving you a chance to check him out at the Super Bowl. And now he's getting now a bunch of hoopla. I don't understand it. I don't. It's damned if you do, you, damned if you don't. What's your take on that, my brother?

Fat Joe (40:03)

You know, bad Boy, let's be clear about this. He's the number one streaming star in the world. Somebody's listening to this, man. Number one streaming star in the world. You could google that shit if you want, felon. Google it. Fell it. Two time felon. Yeah, he got a job, man. It's the most streamed album of all time. He's number one in the world. He made me, the whole world, go to Puerto Rico to watch him perform. He deserves the spot. The problem with America is so racist that if we're celebrating art, we're celebrating culture, we're doing a halftime performance. Somebody gotta perform, whether they black, white, Asian, K pop, whatever you want to name. So at the end of the day, Kendrick Lamar did it last year. Is he big enough? Is he this, the ratings was through the roof. Was he big enough? Is he disentrated? Now you got a guy who's Puerto Rican, by the way, ICE cannot arrest Puerto Ricans. We're Americans, duh. So I don't know what the fuck you on your truck with your Confederate flag thinking, yo, we going to lock up some Latinos. Yeah, they all Puerto Rican. They American citizens. What the fuck are you talking about? And my problem is, why does race have to always, always come into action? Everything that's going, I mean everything, and you perform it. I didn't even see that right when they picked him, I said, all right, Bad Bunny, he the biggest. He going to rock, right? I'm Latino and I don't know all the words to his song, but I know he's the shit and he's fire. So my thing is, once they throw in the race shit, I'm like, yo, what is this? Who's. I hate people. Black, Latino, white people, whoever, who always gotta bring race into every single thing. I just don't know why.

Jada (42:06)

They've been bringing in every. Every single thing since I've been born. So everything.

Fat Joe (42:10)

Oh, no, no. But they. But now with social media is at an all time high. I don't know how they break this shit down into. It's everything. Everything turns into some racial shit. Bad bunnies coming to entertain you. If you're. If. If you're white and you don't know Spanish, throw on your dancing shoes and have a hell of a time because all your friends are gonna ju. Gonna rock that like you never seen it.

Jada (42:31)

It's gonna translate it for you.

Fat Joe (42:33)

What? The apples? Yeah, talk about that. So Apple got this. So Apple presents the halftime.

Jada (42:40)

You got the ipods that translate it, can translate it to English for you.

Fat Joe (42:44)

So right at Time Live Time. So why you? I need that. They making us buy the new phone for this, right?

Jada (42:52)

Everybody got an iPhone 15.

Fat Joe (42:53)

I don't know if it's me. I'm. I'm. Look, I'm played out.

Jada (42:56)

You down.

Fat Joe (42:57)

Let me stay. Telling you, not speaking. When it comes to technology, you under the 15. It comes to technology. I'm played out. Every time they want a new phone to take me a month to figure out how to take a picture or something like that. Like, stop making these shits, man. Because every time they make it, it's like a real.

Jada (43:13)

Like the new. You got the 17?

Fat Joe (43:15)

Hell, no. I'm gonna be the last one to get it. Because every time they bring up something new, I get it, and I don't know what the fuck going on. How to do Instagram, how to do this, how to do that. I'm confused, you know, my phone, I just got used to it and my shit. Oh, it's not the 15? No, it's not. I used to have the 15. The little.

Jada (43:35)

Everybody had the 15.

Fat Joe (43:36)

Yeah, but I really don't want no more upgrades. Nah, man, that shit whack.

Jada (43:40)

One day, it's like a computer. You must upgrade.

Fat Joe (43:43)

So Bad Bunny at the Super bowl, he earned it. I hate when they try to make a narrative like, oh, they did this on purpose to fight ice. That's not true. He earned it. He's the number one streamer. What do you want me to do if next year they bring the K Pop guys? The guys. I don't know how much I would feel about that. But the K Pop guys, because they broke records and all that, you would have to understand that, you know, they the biggest in the game. The problem is that the NFL have always had, like, you know, don't go messing with Cotton Eye Joe. Cotton Eye Joe. Cotton Eye Joe. Don't go messing with.

Jada (44:21)

Nobody's ever said nothing. All them years.

Fat Joe (44:23)

We ain't say shit. We must have seen Pat Benatar 10 times. Cotton Eye Joe, Cotton Eye Joel, that shit.

Jada (44:29)

You know, I used to think halftime was only for the rolling stones and U2, and I thought it was. They had a lifetime residency with the Super Bowl. I thought I'd never see a black guy at the super bowl halftime. Besides sweeping.

Fat Joe (44:46)

Guess what? Ever since they put the black guys, they've been winning Emmys every year. Guess what? The rating's been up. So, you know, you say what you want. You know what I'm saying? And it's become a thing every time somebody does super bowl the next week, we talking about it. Was it good? Was it rated? It was, you know, shout out the hobby. Shout out Desiree Perez. Shout out to the whole rock nation. Getting together. Pulling this one off, because.

Jada (45:12)

Shout out to the rock.

Fat Joe (45:14)

I love that Bad Bunny even did it because Bad Bunny said he wasn't going tour in the United States. So I love the fact that he said, okay, I'm doing it, man. My sister Mary, her bag went up after she killed that halftime. She was headlining Essence Fest the next day. This, this. I watched the bag. I know what the super bowl could do for you, Mary J. Yesterday's price is not today's price. Mary's shit went dumb after that. Tore this, this, that. Her shit went crazy.

Jada (45:48)

Wow. You heard that? That's hip hop. Shout out to hip hop. Man, Kendrick is the most viewed. He beat out Michael Jackson and Mike. Had that spot for 32 years. Shout out to Kendrick for that. Shout out to hip hop. Shout out to Kendrick.

Fat Joe (46:06)

Let me tell you what's crazy, right? You know, I always complain about the planes, even though I go across the world. But for a long time, I was the John Madden, the hip hop. I got that they ain't a highway. I'm telling you, he never flew.

Jada (46:22)

John Madden switched.

Fat Joe (46:23)

He never flew, right?

Jada (46:26)

He switched to the train. He had his own train.

Fat Joe (46:30)

Well, I took buses.

Jada (46:32)

Got their own train.

Fat Joe (46:33)

Nigga, let me explain something to you. I never salute the man for that. I didn't know he did all that. I did the bus. I go to New York and Miami so much. I come out on the gas station or the Cracker Barrel and like, hey, Joe. Like, I live down the block. Fayetteville, North Carolina. Like, I done there every highway in America. And somebody was asking me, and I thought about it, I said, you know, we took. We did spring break. That changed my life recipes. Irv, Gotti, me and Ashanta did spring break after that show where they seen the crack of my ass. The album went up 25,000 a week. Like America couldn't get enough. That's when they discovered Joey Crack. They be on Soap Talk Saturday Night Live. Yo, you believe this guy? Joey Crack, the crack of his ass shows? Nah. Incredible. But the sales, that's how bargaining. No, it just went platinum. After America love a fat guy. I don't know why they love a fat guy. But the point I'm trying to make, man, is we took the bus through Mexico. This is before we knew about Chapo and all. And I was thinking about. I drove through the whole Mexico to get to Cancun, you gotta drive through the whole. I drove through.

Jada (47:46)

You drove to Cancun through.

Fat Joe (47:48)

I drove through forest that had Elephant Crossing. I didn't think it could just say elephant. The sign ain't deer, it's elephant. Right. I drove through the whole thing. Right. We're on the tour bus. It reminded me we got stuck up seven times. Stuck up. Do you know who robbed us every time?

Jada (48:09)

The policia.

Fat Joe (48:10)

The fucking policia pull us over. Middle of Mexico City, you gotta drive through the whole Chihuahua. You drive through Jimenez, Juarez, the whole Mexico, right? So they stopped me seven times. I got stuck up by the police the last time. I just want you to know I'm not pussy. I don't get stuck up. No, I'm just letting you know, this is very foreign to my DNA, to my spirit, B. They keep pulling us over, yo, $100, they sticking us up. And then you gotta sit there like you pussy. And just be like, all right, it's the police. Whatever. This last time, we in the middle of nowhere. Some little Mexican dude walks out in the middle of the road. He got like, the army suit on. Boom. His gun is taller than him. The man got a girl with him. Now, this girl, she looks like a working girl. That's the nicest way to put it. She got the cheap shoes, the shirt. She's a whore, right? She's with them in the middle of nowhere, right? It. In the middle of a jungle. She got the little guy like this, stops the bus. Yo, they stopping us. We in the middle of the forest.

Jada (49:25)

The horse stops you.

Fat Joe (49:27)

No, the. But the. The. The cop, whatever. He stops us in the middle. He got this gun spinning him. He's a little. He comes on the bus. While he's coming on the bus, he's telling us, a hundred dollars U.S. right? We only got stuck on my cops. The girl's sitting there laughing at us in our face, like. Because he's like, we're pussy. Like he's really robbing us for. Honey, She's. Oh, these guys are pussy. This and this. My man, after he got off the bus, I ran so fast. Slid on my knee knees. Slid on my knees. I grabbed that Bible so fast, started praying, God, please. Yes. And Job was. And God told I couldn't take it no more. Like getting robbed by a little dude like this with the girl laughing in my face, yo, I couldn't take that. I had to. There was nowhere else to go but to the Bible, the good book of God. I went up in there, I start Reading that, like every single word. Try to. God. Is this the page you want me to read? Is this 234? Yo, that was some of the most craziest shit. And I'm. I'm. Yo, that. That was a tough time. I got one for y', all, okay? I got. I got one. Here, take these. No, no, you gotta take these. You're gonna need them. You drove the Cancun. Listen. No, we drove the Cancun. That's easy. I'm gonna tell you this one. You're gonna die. There's too many flags, right? So I remember I used to go to Battery Studio. You went to Battery Studio, right? Manhattan had to 20 something street, man. Them inmates fucked your back up. For real, man. You keep stretching.

Jada (51:21)

Yeah, there you go. Nowhere.

Fat Joe (51:22)

Yo, listen, I love massages. I love massages, right? I love massages. I get massages on the regular. Yeah, yo, listen. Yeah, yo, listen. What? Yo, when I did my little four months, they told me, yo, the guy in cell 24, he's a real masseuse. When he's home and I steal my man. Fuck you talking to? Get the fuck out of here with that.

Jada (51:46)

The.

Fat Joe (51:47)

In jail house. You can't. I don't give a fuck who you is. Bernie Madoff, can't explain that one. He got a nigga massaging him in the jail. That shit over. But let me tell you something, man. I thought about Battery Studios the other day, and that's where I met Irv Gotti. One time. We both booked the same studio because he was. He was on the other side than me, you know what I mean? They kept telling him, don't be cool with Fat Joe. Don't talk to him. But when we met each other, we realized we like brothers, right? But Battery Studio, I had that shit rented seven days a week. If I wasn't working there, Remy was working there. If she wasn't working there, Plum was working there. Was. We just had that shit on lock, and I loved it. One day, I'm in the studio, right? And Tony Sunshine. Don't kill me, bro. I'm in the studio, and Tony, Tony Sunshine walks in with Big Pun, right? They walk in the studio. Yo, Chris, what's up? This, this, that, and talk and. And punk keeps telling. Tone. Yo, Tone. Yo, Tone, yo, yo, yo. Show him the apple. Show them the apple. This, this, this. You know, these guys were like, crazy, right? So the engineer is a little white boy, right? He's sitting there. They go and they tell him to sit straight. So I don't Know what? I'm not in on this, right? So they tell me, yo, sit up. Don't worry about it. Pun got this. You're going to be great. This. So the guy sweating bullets, he's sitting there, he's scared to death. Tone puts an apple on his head. Sit straight, bro. Don't move. If you sit straight, you good. This, this, this. Pun pulls out a gun. True story. Pun pulls out the hammer, right? Yo, sit there. This, this. The kid is sweating bullets like this. I'm sweating, but I'm like, yo, Pun, chill. Like, I'm telling dudes like, yo, yo, yo, yo, stop playing this. This. That. Pun shoots the gun. So Pun, bah.

Jada (53:38)

Shoot the app.

Fat Joe (53:39)

No, the apple falls down. The guy dives under the fucking thing. I start screaming because you gotta understand, they call me the Funk Killer. I'm your Pun. What the fuck? Fuck you, nigga. This, this. I'm losing my mind. Cause of the kit. It was like a prop gun that they use for the movies, but it shoot the shit. Sound like he's shooting the block, the app will fall down. Yo, you know, they never let us in Battery Studio again. I never was able to. I tried two years, three years, four years later, they was like, yo, your money not good here. These guys, we lucky. If it was today, that little white boy would have sued us for a billion dollars. No, I'm saying, but, yo, this. These guys are too much, man. Big problem with his.

Jada (54:23)

He shot the apple with a blank.

Fat Joe (54:24)

Yeah, but he never shot it. It just sound like a real gun. There's no bullet come out of there. You know what I'm saying? Yo, man, this poor kid dove under that dashboard. That. That. He dove under that. I looked at him, I said, you know, some guys, I say it all the time. Some guys, you can't. Like, you guys are lucky. This guy's a leader and he's calm. He thinks he wants y' all to not go to jail. He. This. If Tony Sunshine was the leader, we all be in jail for 30,000 years. Like Tony, you get full with that fucking baby face in that R B. I'm sitting in the Mandarin Oriental one day, and the food coming, it's cold. He smacks the cheek off the guy. The delivery man, they threw me out of the Mandarin Oriental because, yo, the food is cold, the nuggets is cold. This is. I'm like, yo, Tom, how you smack the server? Smack the shit out of here. They never let me get back in there for like 10 years. I went back two years, five years. Yo, they was like, Nah, Mr. Carter G and I used to live in there. Nah, Mr. Cutting. Ten years later, Miami. The low one in Miami. Oh, I love that spot. I come up in there like, yeah, they threw me out of there for like 10 years. They kept like, nah, you can't come back. Finally. They must have changed the manager. They got me off the list. Now. I could go back, but, yo, this Tone Sunshine got me in a bunch of trouble, man.

Jada (55:54)

That man, Mark Sanchez, he caught something.

Fat Joe (55:57)

Mark Chancellor. Yeah, he caught that ketchup legend, Mark Sanchez.

Jada (56:03)

What he caught.

Fat Joe (56:04)

He caught that ketchup legend. See, young boys don't be sleeping on them old dudes. It's vice versa. I learned my lesson. One time I fronted on these young boys, they was about 60 pounds, and they pull out a gun so big we got the running. They was blaming the whole. Like. I mean, like, we. You should have known. You just all right, this kid, 60 pound flat. He talking mad shit. Big diesel dudes here, they gave him the beats. He pulled out the yalla and let that thing ring. So Legend. So he's starting with you because it's same thing. I'm talking about legend. God forbid, like I'm telling you. Legend, right? What I'm saying is we should have known. The kid is 60 pounds. How you gonna start with a bunch of cock diesel guys coming in? You should have knew what he wanted to do, this old man, 69, Mark Sanchez, CoC. Diesel football player. Kept fucking with the man. He fucked with the man.

Jada (57:05)

Did he put hands on him?

Fat Joe (57:06)

Yes. The man said he feared for his life.

Jada (57:09)

That was deserved ketchup.

Fat Joe (57:10)

So the man gave him pepper straights first, tried to calm him down and bought. I don't know. Mark Sanchez was just drunk, high out of his mind. He want to start with this old man. The old man tried to pepper spray and back him up. He kept coming. He said, at that point, I thought this guy was hot, man. He did something. It's a man 70 years old.

Jada (57:32)

He fucked that old man up.

Fat Joe (57:34)

He's 70.

Jada (57:35)

So how he got.

Fat Joe (57:36)

Hulk look. He. Look, now, the old man. The old man had that Joey cupcake. He. He gave him that. Yeah, he in it. He in the tube them right quick. He in the tube the right quick. The old man said, ha ha. You know how you got that thing? Yeah. I think you are honorary Puerto Rican. You got that. I don't bring the ketchup out because I know I give him the ketchup. So. No, sometimes it's. Sometimes if you know, you might get Situations we might could get out with without the ketchup. If you got the ketchup on you. And I tell anybody, anybody who could look, he got that. He got Mark Sanchez the fuck up off him. 69 year old man gave him that ketchup. Legend like that ketchup will save your life.

Jada (58:20)

It don't look like that from the picture.

Fat Joe (58:22)

10 guys beat you up. This guy's got. This guy 70. Damn, bro.

Jada (58:28)

And he got arrested.

Fat Joe (58:30)

No, no. Mark Sanchez got arrested. No, bro, you 30 years old beating up a 70 year old. I don't know how to explain that.

Jada (58:36)

Get hawked and arrested though, that ain't. That don't go with each other. He in there, he handcuffed the thing, he bleeding out.

Fat Joe (58:45)

I saw some strong 60 year olds. I ain't never see a strong 70 year old like 70 year old. The man that got every right to give you ketchup. And I like Mark Sanchez, he's a good dude. He had a bad night. He probably fought with the wife. He probably went around the world two, three weeks in a row, came home and still got cursed out. When he sat in the couch, no food, done. Then went and got. He went outside and tried to fuck with the old man. The old man gave him ketchup. Legendary. Tell him. Tell your story walking. Anybody could pull that trigger. Anybody could pull that ketchup out of. And give you the inner tube and release that air quick. Well, this ain't that. That ain't this cracking kiss, baby.

Jada (59:30)

Don't get ketchup from a man that's 76.

Fat Joe (59:33)

Don't get. Yo, listen. I mean I've been seeing a lot of old dudes talking like this. Social media. I've been seeing a lot of old dudes, hood dudes talking wow on there like. Like they don't realize they 60, 70 or something. Like I've been seeing them talk crazy. At what point like. Like me. I'll tell you the truth, Fat Joe. I tell you all the gangster stories. When I was younger, I fought everybody, this and that, right? Now my crew gonna dance on you. On my security. You gonna shoot your face. I'm being honest with you. There's no fair ones. There's no one on ones in the face. No, no. Shoot your face, Scarface. He shoots your face.

Jada (60:12)

He shoots your face.

Fat Joe (60:13)

What you think the guy look like? Born supremacy. Father for the man gonna take. I'm telling y', all, I don't have a problem with it. It's legal. You want to with me? You got a hammer, You Got whatever you got. He's shooting your face off. My guys, they're gonna dance on you, Fat Joe. The days are one on one somewhere. It's over. Okay, So I don't know what these old dudes are doing.

Jada (60:34)

Podcast niggas might want to scrap with you, though. So you ain't gonna come back out now.

Fat Joe (60:38)

They gonna get pounded out every time. They're gonna get. This is not. It's a level. You know who taught me that? One time, I think I want to say J Prince told me that one time. I seen him somewhere in la. We was chilling Beverly Hills. And I was like, yeah, yo, Jay, you look young. This, this, that. And I was like, you know me. I was telling him about Sue. He was like, not supposed to be in that no more. You what you think you got the guys for? You're older now, Joe. You're not supposed to be. Nah, the guys are supposed to, like, you know what I'm saying? So if you want to invite me to a one on one, you very confused. I don't have a problem with sending. Like, I don't have a problem. Yeah, I mean, what are you supposed to do? My days is over, man. And even when I did have one on ones, it was actually guys I liked that I had no choice. And I was like, you know what?

Jada (61:50)

The privilege giving them the one on one.

Fat Joe (61:51)

Yeah. Because the guy's a killer. We the infamous. So I'm like, yo, all right, we could fight one on one and get it over with and keep it moving. If I actually liked him or he was somehow a member. Right. But a stranger. One on one. Never in my life, man, we beat up this guy. I told you that story about the boxer that we. I hit him with the bottle on his head. I told you that story. I'm not playing. Let me tell you something. My brother was dead nice with his hands. My brother, money man Angel Cartagena for everybody in forest project dead nice. Every time he fought, the whole project could come out. He fight. One day, I heard a rumor he was off the dust. Dude knocked him out. So they telling me, yo, Joe, such and such, knock your brother out. This and this and that. Now my brother is my biggest idol. Month later, I see the guy they talking about, I go wake my brother up. That's why I don't. I don't wake nobody up out of their sleep. If you got beef, don't wake nobody up out of their sleep because they chilling. You waking them up for a problem. They sleep and chilling in the house. They safe already. You make it home, you safe. I wake up my brother, yo, bro, that guy, man, he outside. They say he beat you up. This is that my poor brother, man. Such a decent guy. He came out of work, he was sleeping. He didn't want to let his brother down. He throws his sneakers on, a sweatsuit. He come out there with me, yo, I already know. Yo.

Jada (63:20)

I already filled out it.

Fat Joe (63:21)

Yo, Jada. Yo, Jada, I go over there. So now, according to my brother, the guy we talking about snuffed him. He didn't give him the fair one, right? He snuffed my brother. That's how it happened. And my brother was high on angel dust. But my brother catch him coming out the window, duff him. Boom. The dude fall on the floor. I'm a kid. I'm like, 10 years old. My brother help him up and tell him, now, let's shoot the fair one. The guy he's fighting is the Golden Gloves champion. Everybody know he dead. Nice. Not me. I'd have hit him with a bottle, gave him some ketchup, stomped him out with the crew. That have been the end of the conversation, right? So they get the fighting one on one. He knocked my brother down. This. He. He gave my brother the beats, one on one. But the whole time I'm walking with my brother, I'm a little kid, and I'm like, yo, why you give him the fair one? Why you ain't stomp him out while he was on the floor, June, Why you ain't hit him with a bottle? He was like, nah, that's not. It's not me. That's how I get. No, I'm so risa. I'm hitting you with a rewind. It just. We're hitting you with a rewinded 10 over your head. I'm not playing with you, boy. Check this out. It's the Joe and Jada show, baby.

Jada (64:35)

Another one.

Josh Clark (64:41)

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Hunter (65:11)

Short on time, but big on true crime. On a recent episode of the podcast Hunting for Answers, I highlighted the story of 19 year old Lachey Dungy. But she never knocked on that door. She never made it inside. And that text message would be the last time anyone would ever hear from her. Listen to Hunting for Answers from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Dr. Elizabeth Poynter (65:42)

In early 1988, federal agents raced to track down the gang they suspect of importing millions of dollars worth of heroin into New York from Asia.

Fat Joe (65:51)

Had 30 agents ready to go with.

Jada (65:53)

Shotguns and rifles and you name it.

Fat Joe (65:57)

Five, six white people pushed me in the car. I'm going, what the hell? Basically your stay at home moms were picking up the these large amounts of heroin. All you gotta do is receive the package.

Jada (66:06)

Don't have to open it, just accept it.

Fat Joe (66:08)

She was very upset, crying.

Jada (66:10)

Once I saw the gun, I tried.

Fat Joe (66:11)

To take his hand and I saw the flash of light.

Dr. Elizabeth Poynter (66:13)

Listen to the Chinatown sting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or anywhere you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decoding Women's Health. I'm Dr. Elizabeth Poynter, Chair of Women's Health and Gynecology at the Adria Health Institute in New York City. I'll be talking to top researchers and clinicians and bringing vital information about midlife women's health directly to you.

Fat Joe (66:38)

100% of women go through menopause. Even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it?

Dr. Elizabeth Poynter (66:43)

Listen to Decoding Women's Health with Dr. Elizabeth Poynter on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.