Fat Joe & Jadakiss REACT to Drake dissing DJ Khaled, Knicks to NBA Finals, Max B’s Big Daddy Kane comments + HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADA!

Summary

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Joe and Jada Podcast: Fat Joe & Jadakiss React to Drake, Knicks to NBA Finals, Max B, and More

Date: May 28, 2026
Episode: Fat Joe & Jadakiss REACT to Drake dissing DJ Khaled, Knicks to NBA Finals, Max B’s Big Daddy Kane comments + HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADA!

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Episode Overview

In this celebratory and unfiltered episode of the Joe and Jada Show, hip-hop icons Fat Joe and Jadakiss dive into the latest in music, sports, and culture. With Jada’s birthday setting a festive mood, the duo give real-time reactions to Drake’s recent diss of DJ Khaled, enthusiastically dissect the New York Knicks' improbable run to the NBA Finals, and address the controversy surrounding Max B's comments about Big Daddy Kane. True to form, the conversation zigzags through personal anecdotes, industry insights, playful ribbing, and New York nostalgia—with plenty of candid opinions and memorable one-liners.

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Key Topics and Discussion Points

1. Happy Birthday Jadakiss—Celebration and Banter

Timestamps: [02:36]–[03:35], [71:31]–[79:00]

• The episode opens with Fat Joe singing "Happy Birthday" to Jadakiss, setting the celebratory tone.
• The crew surprises Jadakiss with a Knicks-themed birthday cake, gifts, and plenty of jokes about age, friendship, and past birthdays.
  • Quote: “Oh, you got a Nick birthday cake man. Yeah, this different right now. Top five dead or alive niggas. Know what I’m saying?” —Fat Joe [71:51]
• Fat Joe reminisces about giving and receiving gifts and makes a big show about wanting the same love on his birthday.

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2. The New York Knicks' Historic Playoff Run

Timestamps: [04:02]–[26:08], [62:32]–[68:25]

• Both hosts bask in the thrill of the Knicks reaching the NBA Finals, with disbelief and pride.
  • Quote: “Never thought I’d see it in my lifetime. Where we actually doing shit on the level of… we look like… I don’t care. It look like anybody we face, we can obliterate.” —Jadakiss [04:10]
• Fat Joe shares a hilarious courtside ticket saga in Cleveland, detailing how he was denied seats for being a Knicks fan but found his way onto the court.
• Praise for Knicks players (e.g., Mikal Bridges, Jalen Brunson, Mitchell Robinson) and playful shots at other teams and fans, especially Cleveland and Philly.
• Extensive debate about the Knicks' playoff odds, player performances, and how the team's mentality has changed.
  • Quote: “We gonna do it disgustingly, if not a sweep in five games. Whoever we play. Wemby, whoever.” —Fat Joe [12:46]
• Fat Joe’s top five Knicks ranking and his nostalgic memories of watching Bernard King on a black-and-white TV.
• The riotous joy of New York sports fans, calls to “all my number one fans,” and what it means to be a “real fan.”

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3. Drake’s Diss to DJ Khaled – Loyalty and Hip-Hop Ethics

Timestamps: [32:32]–[36:26]

• The hosts react live to the headline that Drake dissed DJ Khaled on his latest album, with both expressing disappointment and conflicted loyalty.
  • Quote: “It doesn’t sit right with me that he disrespected DJ Khaled. It just can’t sit right with me. You know, we about loyalty.” —Fat Joe [32:41]
• Jadakiss questions the new boundaries in hip-hop, asking if beef and disses have become too personal or out of control.
  • Quote: “That’s what’s wrong with hip hop now. It’s lines. Is it visible lines? Is it beef? Is it hip hop? What can be said? What can’t be said? It’s supposed to be musical.” —Jadakiss [33:25]
• Fat Joe likens Drake’s move to bullying, but both admit the quality of the music keeps them listening (“That song… is the hottest song on the album.”).
• Calls for reconciliation: “6 God, work it out with your brother, man… Let’s bring it back, man. Work it out with your brother.” —Fat Joe [36:26]

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4. Remembering Rob Base & Hip-Hop Legends

Timestamps: [19:03]–[22:26]

• The duo pays heartfelt tribute to Rob Base, sharing personal memories.
• Fat Joe recounts seeing Rob Base's rise firsthand from the window of his uncle's Bronx bodega — painting a vivid, nostalgic picture of early hip-hop.
  • Quote: “I was just a kid watching the come up… I’m watching the first limo pick him up after they dropped the song. I’m watching them get Dapper Dan shit.” —Fat Joe [19:40]

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5. Max B, Disrespect in Hip-Hop, and Podcast Ethics

Timestamps: [37:46]–[42:50]

• The hosts discuss Max B's controversial comments about Big Daddy Kane, denouncing any disrespect toward hip-hop's pioneers and expressing disappointment that the interview wasn't edited.
  • Quote: “You can’t have nobody disrespecting the institution, the Pioneers, the Legends. You can’t… Unless it’s personal… but you can’t do that.” —Fat Joe [40:40]
• They empathize with Max B’s confusion after returning from prison but stress that “the institution” must be respected, and platforms should show more responsibility.

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6. Sports & Celebrity Fights: Would They Do It?

Timestamps: [43:03]–[46:55]

• Entertaining debate about the growing trend of celebrity boxing matches and how much money it would take for them to fight.
  • Quote: “They kept offering… the last offer was $10 million for me to fight 50 Cent… I was like, yo, I’m not going.” —Fat Joe [44:30]
• Fat Joe and Jadakiss joke about recent celebrity fights, Ray J getting knocked out, and distinctions between “knockouts” and “tap outs.”

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7. Social Commentary: Violence, Normalization, and Media

Timestamps: [58:46]–[61:13]

• Fat Joe notes how society has become “desensitized” to violence, referencing frequent attempts on Donald Trump’s life and how quickly shocking news disappears from the headlines.
  • Quote: “What do you think about us normalizing the president getting shot at?… They tried to kill Trump. All right, cool. He did. The correspondence…” —Fat Joe [59:24]

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8. Sneaker Culture & Shopping Stories

Timestamps: [62:00]–[65:13]

• The hosts riff on Air Force 1s, cushioned sneakers, and the evolution of sneaker fashion, poking fun at changing tastes and generational divides.
  • Quote: “Air Force One’s not quite the most comfortable… They threw in a cushion because they trying to get younger kids to wear them. It’s the unk shoe right now.” —Fat Joe [62:48]

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9. Urban Nostalgia: New York Neighborhoods & Old School Stories

Timestamps: [68:25]–[70:44]

• Extended banter about classic NYC neighborhoods, drug slang, and old street legends—painting a vivid backdrop of their upbringings and the city’s history.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Fat Joe: “I come from the projects. I used to sit upper deck in the Macho Man, Randy Savage seats… after 28 years, on the court… Nothing felt like that.” [07:03]
• Jadakiss: “The Cavs were happy to go to the Eastern Conference. So he just gave up. And I know guys like that, they cool with being second place… James Harden’s a bum. Like, let’s be clear about that shit.” [12:30]
• Fat Joe: "James Harlan, pull up. Stop gambling. Walk out the casino.” [12:04]
• Fat Joe: “Back in the days in the Bronx, if you took a girl to City island, that was like 2.3 (million).” [18:13]
• Jadakiss: “You don’t play boxing. You play yachty. You play mad other shit. Don’t play around with boxing.” [44:25]
• Fat Joe: “Let me tell you something, Harlem, they still selling angel dust… The inception is in Harlem.” [69:42]
• Jadakiss: “We getting old, but we getting healthier.” [74:11]

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BONUS: Fun Segments & Running Jokes

• Fat Joe clowning on sneakers and coaches’ fashion choices [04:33], [62:00]
• Jokes about “glizzies” (hot dogs) on Memorial Weekend and the commercialization of holidays [49:10]
  • “Are we really supposed to be like, partying on Memorial Weekend? It’s like, really for the soldiers.” —Fat Joe [49:07]
• Recurring jabs about celebrity birthday gifts and friendship dynamics [76:05]
• Playful debate on new vs. old planes and flight anxiety [47:03]

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Timestamps for Major Topics

• [02:36] – Birthday wishes & Knicks excitement
• [04:02] – Knicks playoff analysis & Fat Joe’s Cleveland story
• [12:30] – NBA playoffs, James Harden, team mentality
• [14:36] – Knicks top 5, Bernard King nostalgia
• [19:03] – Rob Base tribute & hip-hop origins
• [32:32] – Drake's DJ Khaled diss & hip-hop loyalty
• [37:46] – Max B/Big Daddy Kane, hip-hop respect
• [43:03] – Celebrity fights & would you do it for the money?
• [58:46] – Society’s desensitization to violence & media
• [62:00] – Sneaker talk, “unk shoes,” Air Force 1 evolution
• [68:25] – New York street stories and culture
• [71:31] – Jadakiss birthday cake, New Era hats, gifts

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

Unfiltered, hilarious, and brimming with New York authenticity, Fat Joe and Jadakiss’s chemistry makes for a wild ride through hip-hop, sports, and personal history. Whether opining on rap beefs, roasting each other about age and gifts, or reminiscing about the glory days of their neighborhoods, the duo deliver entertainment laced with old-school wisdom and genuine love for their city, their craft, and each other.

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Listen for:

• Behind-the-scenes tales from the NBA playoffs and hip-hop’s golden era
• Honest (sometimes controversial) takes on loyalty and respect in music
• Nostalgic shouts to legends, hood lore, and sneaker culture
• Freestyle birthday energy and iconic New York banter

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Transcript

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[Fat Joe]

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[Jadakiss]

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[Fat Joe]

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[Jadakiss]

Oh, shit.

[Fat Joe]

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, too. Is it sugar free? Happy birthday J.

[Jadakiss]

This is sugar free.

[Fat Joe]

Happy birthday.

[Jadakiss]

Oh, thank you. That's nice.

[Fat Joe]

Foreign. The Bronx legend, King of kings, Donna dance talker of all talkers, Joe Crack.

[Jadakiss]

You know who it is. Your boy, Jada. This the Joe and Jada Show. Every show legendary. Every show icon.

[Fat Joe]

We smack the out of every podcaster, you know. Yo, yo, Kiss. Let me get rid of my. The stakes is high.

[Jadakiss]

I see what's going down.

[Fat Joe]

Oh, you see what's going down? Kiss. No, no. Yo, Kiss. You gotta stop. Young kid.

[Jadakiss]

What's up, baby? What's going on?

[Fat Joe]

Push the start, baby. New York Knicks broke every fucking record you could think of in the universe.

[Jadakiss]

Never thought I'd see it in my lifetime. Where we actually doing shit on the level of we look like. I don't care. It look like anybody we face, we can obliterate. Shout out to Mike Brown.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, you know, I. I killed them with the sneakers yesterday. You ain't see that on my lives. Yo. You gotta chop it up. He got the FP Pro Keds. He said, yo, it's the fucking sneakers, yo. I said, yo, but you know, Coach, they make sneakers with cushion. Now this guy wearing, like, these fucking Pro Keds. Yo, I.

[Jadakiss]

It might be good luck, though.

[Fat Joe]

It is.

[Jadakiss]

Now, if you catch up now, right

[Fat Joe]

about now, I might need some FP Jordans or whatever that shit is. I would. Yo, let me tell you something.

[Jadakiss]

I said, yo, Colts, Bridges, man, everybody hated on Bridges.

[Fat Joe]

Let me tell you about Bridges. Let me tell you about Bridges.

[Jadakiss]

And he came back.

[Fat Joe]

There's guys. There's guys. You seen. I bumped into a rod, and he copped. Please. He was like, no, Fat Joe, my man. I said, yo, hi, I'm Alex Rodriguez. Nigga do this shit come on for 20 years. Hi, I'm Alex. Said, yo, you know, I'm fucking Fat Joe. Like, cut the shit out. So I go, he always does the same thing. Always. For 30 years. Hi, I'm Alex Rodriguez. So we talked about it on the show. He came up to me at the Nick game. Yo, what up, Fat Joe? Yo, yo, yo. I was like, no, Hi, I'm Alex Rodriguez. I said, why you ain't hit me with that? He was like, no, no, no. I'm cleaning it up. I said, shout out to Cece Sabathia. But to Bridges, this guy's, damn, I don't want to use a rod. I just bigged him up. But a rod was a guy who hit 100 home runs during the season and disappeared during the championship. I'm thinking Mikel Bridges is the opposite. He shows up for the cause. We wouldn't have beat the Celtics last year if it wasn't for Mikel. The playoffs come, he's a totally, completely different player than he was in the regular season. So we gotta big him up. He comes at the right time. So you know what happened to me yesterday? I bought courtside tickets. Shout out. My man Nick. Hard Rock bets. We bought courtside tickets to the Cavs game. So I already flew in. I'm already there in the afternoon. They go, yo, Joseph Cartagena, we didn't know. It's Fat Joe. They said, you can't be courtside. We ain't gonna have no Nick fan cheering this and this and that. And you could come if you don't cheer. And then they said, yo, you just can't come. They deaded me. I was stranded in fucking Cleveland. They said, yo, take your money back. We ain't get the money back yet. They said, take your money back. You can't sit courtside no Nick fan. Cause you seen Timothy Shamlis, they put

[Jadakiss]

him a little bit back.

[Fat Joe]

He had the wisdom with him in the second, third row. Like that. Like, once you see. Let's keep it real. Philly. They said, no New York fans, but they gave some white guys some tickets. They gave Timmy Shamlin. They gave Ben Stiller. No, this time they was like, yo, Kendall, what's this girl's name? That's Kendall.

[Jadakiss]

Kylie.

[Fat Joe]

Kylie, fuck. I know all the fucking Kardashians. I don't know who they transition. They was like, you know, they was sitting where I was sitting. You know what I'm saying? So I call up Dolan and them and say, yo, boss man, they violated me. He said, if we go to game five, I'm gonna put the owner upper deck. Listen, I think New york fans got Mr. Dolan fucked up. Like, he's all in with us. He was like, joe, I'm so sorry. We will put these guys up a deck if we play them back at the Garden. I promise you. He was dumb pissed. So they got me a hole of two tickets worked out even better. I'm there. I got the hospitality suite, hanging out with everybody. We had the best time in the world. We wind up now. I ain't going to lie to you. Going on the court. That wasn't my idea. Rich player was like, yo, get on the fucking court. I was like, yo, Rich. He was like, yo, they not going to tell you no get on court. We walked in, N was like, yo, that's Joey Crack. They opened up the rope like we was supposed to be there. We up in there partying, we wilding. Y' all gotta understand, man. I come from the projects. I used to sit upper deck in the Macho Man, Randy Savage seats to be down here celebrating with my team after 28 years on the court and not doing too much. You know, I could have been disrespectful and really ran up in there and did. But I was just playing my position, hanging out with everybody, having the greatest time. Time in the world. Nothing felt like that. We went to the airport, shout out to Cleveland. But, man, you know, I ate a beef jerky for dinner in the All Star Weekend from the gas station.

[Jadakiss]

Gas station. It's another one.

[Fat Joe]

All Star Game in Cleveland. I ate a beef jerky. Shit, just. It ain't. It ain't no fluidity out there like that. But we went to that private airport, they had about 30, 40 planes. New York came. But I mean, yo, New York got some. Yo, everybody had a plane. Nigga, that shit was bumper to bumper. Just G4S, G6, G N had so many planes. So I get on the plane, shout out to Mr. Dolan. I get on Mr. Dolan's plane. Stephon Marbury's there with us. You know, Steph, it was the smoothest. I think the richer you are, the smoother the pilots they get, right? Because I never been in the. This shit was like this. And I'm scared to death and. But I'm still, You know. And I'm reminiscing with staff, I'm reminiscing with everybody. We just. Nobody could believe it. Where you was at. You was watching at home where you was at.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah, yeah, I had to stay. I had my go to my goddaughter's. My goddaughter turned one. I had to go. But they offered me. They offered me family and friends. That's why I ain't go to them.

[Fat Joe]

What you mean? They offered me, bro. I bought courtside. They turned around and said, joseph Cartagena, you dead.

[Jadakiss]

Nah, I'll pass on them.

[Fat Joe]

No, no, they did. They dead me. I paid for the seats. They dead me on the seats. They was not playing. Hold up.

[Jadakiss]

Somebody gotta pass a rule with that.

[Fat Joe]

Hold up. The fans of Cleveland were very respectful, I gotta admit.

[Jadakiss]

They were. You like the other fans?

[Fat Joe]

Nah, they wasn't like Philly. Philly was trying to fuck Fat Joe up. It was like, I almost had, like, 10 fights in Philly, Cleveland. They showed nothing but love. And, you know, I told them, I went on espn, I said, you know, I'm Joey Bone. I'm down with Bone Thugs in Harmony. Yo, I'm Original Member East 1999 N. Don't fuck with me. It was like, yo, Joe, but ain't you worried about walking around Cleveland? I said, are you crazy? I'm Bone Thugs in Harmony. I'm original founding member Bone Thugs. And Harm Joey Bone Motog Kendall.

[Jadakiss]

This is sick.

[Fat Joe]

Joey Bone, let me tell you something. We went in the chip. I don't want to hear. It's good enough. I don't want to. I've never been one of those guys. You never been that?

[Jadakiss]

Yeah. I'm not satisfied.

[Fat Joe]

Too close, but no cigar. You know, some guys, you know, the pundits. Well, my man Perkins, big perk. We gotta bring him on the show. He coined the phrase big body Brunson. So the man turned around and he was saying that they just gave up. They were happy to go to the Eastern. The Cavs were happy to go to the Eastern Conference. So he just gave up. And I know guys like that, they cool with being second place. They cool with just, you know, they'll go to the chip and they lose, no problem. You know, James Harden's a bum. Like, let's be clear about that shit. He stunk up the place. He's a black cat. If you're gambling in a casino, James Harlan, pull up. Stop gambling. Like, walk out the casino. Go somewhere else. Go to Lucky Stripes down the block. Cause that motherfucker a black cat.

[Jadakiss]

The bid, man. What happened to the bid?

[Fat Joe]

Trash records. We gotta sign them. Trash. We gotta sign trash records.

[Jadakiss]

Who would you rather play?

[Fat Joe]

I play Anybody. Listen.

[Jadakiss]

Anybody. Killers right now.

[Fat Joe]

We anybody. And we gonna do it disgustingly, if not a sweep in five games. Whoever we play. Wemby, whoever. Yo, bro, they playing championship basketball. Shamma broke a record. This one broke a record. That one broke a record. That one. We won 12 in a row in deciding games. Nobody has ever won by 30 points. Three different series in a row. I mean, other than ourselves sleeping on the Knicks ourselves. They gotta be over there like, yo, they coming like a fucking lawnmower. Like, them guys are on all cylinders beat and nobody cares. You already know when. It's a real moment. You need a real bottom. That's why we rock with 1800 to get tequila. These people been making tequila for 11 generations. That's a legacy. That's the OG status. They were the first to introduce Anejo set the standard before most of these brands even existed.

[Jadakiss]

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[Fat Joe]

Real talk. That's just what it is. It's always around for the best nights. The wins, the celebrations. Then remember that night stories.

[Jadakiss]

Whether you're keeping it low key with the crew or you pull up to something big. 1800 fits every Senate. It ain't trying too hard. It just is death. 1800 tequila. Real legacy. Real smooth. That's the move.

[Fat Joe]

Oh, I gotta talk about my top five. Knicks. They got real mad at me. Everybody was screaming at me. They was tight.

[Jadakiss]

I ain't mad at this.

[Fat Joe]

Bike was beefing with me. Where's Willis Reed? I said, before my time, Spike. He said, frazier, I know Clyde was probably the greatest knick of all time. But before my time, I threw Bernard King as the greatest. Cause I remember watching on the black and white TV with my grandfather sitting on the floor, fat kid watching him go to work. So I said, all right, Bernard King, we win the chip when we win the chip. Jalen Brunson is the all time number one Knicks. Bottom line, there ain't no way around it. But I just like how Karl Anthony Towns took a step back. He's just playing team ball. Everybody playing team ball every day. You don't know. Two days ago was hard, yesterday was shamet. Anybody on this team is explosive. So I'm not. And shout out to big Mitchell Robinson, like everybody's just really doing great on the team. I have a right. Oh, even though he got them AM ones on, he's pretty much like the loafer the two time a felon.

[Jadakiss]

No, James got the avarada.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, James, you got the M Ones on. You gotta fucking. Now you guys want to go viral? Who wearing that plastic shit? Bring them over here. Put them over here. Let me see.

[Jadakiss]

Put them over here.

[Fat Joe]

Bring them over here.

[Jadakiss]

Put them over here.

[Fat Joe]

They make them shits in like Vietnam or some wild Hong Kong's Mongolian. No, and one's just like the Starberry. They just changed the name to and 1. The N1 shoe is the one that blew up on. On Marbury's foot. Remember, the M1 shoe is trash. Yo, yo, Kiss. All right, I'm gonna slow up. Kiss. Yo, Kiss. Let me tell you about Bon Chinche. You know what? Bon Chinche means gossip. So I'm on my way here, and I look at the Instagram and I see our good girl, Young Miami, by the way, who got a hit record. Let me tell you something.

[Jadakiss]

Thanks to Joe and Jada, they try to say, you know, my son today was like, yo, dad, when y' all first played it, they was like, yo, why is Joe. Why Jada and Joe acting like they like that song now they like that shit is a hit. That shit is a missile. That shit was.

[Fat Joe]

But here we are, not biased. A hit is a hit. The problem is he's so pure. A top five, dead or alive, Fat Joe digging in the crates. They can't believe that when we hear a commercial hit and be like, that's a hit. We did it before anybody. We debuted that song, we knew it was a hit. And now everybody. Spend that shit. Spend that shit. Spend that shit. That shit is a smash. What's crazy is I just seen some shit. I don't know if she lying, but she said 2.3 million. Motherfucker gave her 2.3 million. Google what she said exactly to go on a date.

[Jadakiss]

3 million.

[Fat Joe]

I don't know if it was Diddy. Was it Diddy?

[Jadakiss]

Diddy? You wasn't reading the whole article.

[Fat Joe]

It said Diddy gave it a Jordan pussy. Two, three.

[Jadakiss]

Yo.

[Fat Joe]

Okay, yo, no, y', all, let me tell you something. 2.3. You must really want a girl for that, right? And that's like, ladies, I know y' all in the. That's automatic, right? Like, that's like Smash Mountain. Like, that's like, there's no way around that.

[Jadakiss]

Don't give anybody 2.3 million in Smash Mountain.

[Fat Joe]

No, Smash Mountain, $2.3 million.

[Jadakiss]

You gotta be out of your cotton picking mountain.

[Fat Joe]

2.3. This is like, you know, some guy. A guy feel like he'd be fly a girl somewhere, whatever, he got a smash. I remember back in the days in the Bronx, if you took a girl to City island, that was like 2.3. Yo, City Island, Sammy's.

[Jadakiss]

That shit was Sammy's.

[Fat Joe]

Was 2.3. You took a bitch to Sammy's. That was 2.3. Like, that's gotta go down. Like, you can't go back to the hood. Like, yo, I ain't smashed. I took it to Sammy. They brought out the cheese. The Brit, like, what? She's our girl. Yeah, we fucking love her.

[Jadakiss]

2.3 is who? The hoops, Butt Naked Records is all of that.

[Fat Joe]

Rest in peace, Rob Bass.

[Jadakiss]

Definitely rest in peace to Rob Bass. I thought it Was fake because he posted me on Rock the Bell. So I'm like, yo, is this some bullshit? And they're like, yeah, he passed away, man. Forever legend right there.

[Fat Joe]

Have a toast in his memory real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. I'm with that.

[Jadakiss]

1800.

[Fat Joe]

1800. Rest in peace. Rob Bass, the living legend. Definitely love you forever, man. Thank you for everything you've done for hip hop music, your family. We love you guys.

[Jadakiss]

Peace.

[Fat Joe]

You ever had interactions with Rob Bas? Cause I'm about to tell you the Joe Crack and y' all gonna say it's cap, but you know, I'm gonna tell you my. My history with Rob Bass. When I was a kid, 12, 13 years old, I used to work at my uncle's bodega on 132nd and Park Avenue. Rob Bass is from the projects across the street. You know who else was from them projects? Mitch Blood Green, the nigga who fought Mike Tyson. He come into bodega every day buying a 40 ounce, and he be on that injured dust on the. Mitch Blood Green. He used to tell us he was gonna fight Mike Tyson. We'd be like, get the fuck outta here. Jheri curls too. He had Jheri curl juice. But Rob Base lived in the projects and similar to somebody from your neighborhood or my neighborhood. I was just a kid watching the come up. So I'm working in the bodega across the street from his building. I'm watching the first limo picked him up after they dropped the song. I'm watching them get Dapper Dan shit. Like, I'm watching the whole shit as a little kid from the bodega across the street. They come into bodega, they get the sandwiches to Fat Joey. And his partner died too. Easy rock, Easy Rock, you know, and then in that section, they had these promoters called Mike and Dave. They used to throw the jam. So say like you had Kool Herc and all them in the Bronx and Harlem. The first guys throwing the meaningful jams was Mike and Dave on Park Avenue too. So it was like, you know, I was in the Castle and we was all in there deep. And then Rob Basie probably was doing the flo Joe doing three shows a day, trying to get that 1500, 1500, 1500. But it takes two is number one. And I remember we waiting and it's late. It's like three in the morning. And the whole crowd peacefully, like, synchronized sermon go, woo, yeah. Woo, yeah. Woo. Yeah. They did that shit for like 10 minutes. And out of nowhere that shit came On I Want to Rock right Now. And that shit was a body on the Broadway. Shout out to Rock Bass, man, That's classic. Nori call me crying yesterday. That's. Oh, shit. No, he crying. He's in tears. Where he was at? He was in Costa Rica chilling on a yacht or some shit. He was like, yo, we was. This shit was emotional. I seen World Wide west crying. But I feel like we gotta win the whole shit before I cry.

[Jadakiss]

Is Leon Rose is white?

[Fat Joe]

Is he white?

[Jadakiss]

Yeah. I seen him for the first time yesterday. I didn't. I can't.

[Fat Joe]

He looked white to me. I never heard he was black. You thought Leon Rose sounded like a black name? You never seen him yesterday for the first time I seen him. He's a good dude.

[Jadakiss]

So you telling me Leon Rose sound like a white man's name?

[Fat Joe]

No, it sound like a black man. And he been recruiting like a black man. He know the game like a motherfucker. But you know that World Wide west too. Uncle West. Shout out to Uncle Wes, everybody who ever had anything to do with the Knicks. And guess what? Let me tell you something. Just because Spike Lee and I love you, Spike, this is not really a shot, but I'm gonna just break this down. Just because he's been courtside before me doesn't make him a bigger New York Knick fan than me. Now, just because we're courtside don't mean we're bigger fans than Louis the Mechanic. You get what I'm saying? A true fan is a motherfucking fan. I see motherfuckers crying all over the ground. Grown men, grandfathers, everything, man. This is about the fans, you know, so just cause somebody sick courtside or something like that, that shit really don't mean you a bigger fan than anybody else. Because people, you know, I was. What I was doing today is I was calling all my number one fans of the Knicks like the Barber. What's my man, Rico the Barber. I was calling everybody I know that died by the Knicks, like, yo, we did it. They were like, yeah, yo, yo, this, this, that. What a beautiful feeling. We gonna feel even better with the four wins. All right, any predictions at 2 to 1 odds to win the whole thing?

[Jadakiss]

The Knicks, I like that.

[Fat Joe]

We ever been. We never been favored for shit. They still. We breaking every record created and they still sleep. Do you think, is it possible we not doing nothing different than Golden State was doing when they was at they fucking prime of, you know, and we was looking at them like they unstoppable, you know, I Don't know why motherfuckers want to sleep on the Knicks.

[Jadakiss]

Knicks in six.

[Fat Joe]

You got Knicks in six. I got Knicks in five. Against either opponent. Anybody? Anybody. Wembayamba's gonna get posterized by some. By OG or somebody. Early, though. They gonna do him early. I'll go down your throat like Barkley. You see them car keys? You'll never get these. That's not what he said.

[Jadakiss]

I'll throw it.

[Fat Joe]

I'll throw it down your throat. That sounds more like a pause. What the fuck you talking about?

[Jadakiss]

You said, I'll go down.

[Fat Joe]

Double pause that one.

[Jadakiss]

I'll go down your throat.

[Fat Joe]

Barkley, Right? I almost checked myself.

[Jadakiss]

I'll go down your throat like Barkley.

[Fat Joe]

You see the car keys? You'll never get these. They belong to the TS Posse, man. Let me tell you something. And then also, do you like Brunson as the Finals MVP, which his odds are, plus 250.

[Jadakiss]

Johnson Definitely MVP.

[Fat Joe]

Super. That's the best bet.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah. That's free money. That's Hard Rock free money.

[Fat Joe]

No, we got a Detroit guy over here. No more Pistons jerseys. Huh? Them.

[Jadakiss]

They fishing. No more Pistons. They done caught trout already. Sea bass.

[Fat Joe]

They done caught every kind of fucking fish you could think of already. They in Puerto Vallarta, Costa Rica, for good fishing.

[Jadakiss]

Record every kind of fish you can find.

[Fat Joe]

Nah, they caught everything. They caught sardines. All type of out of here. Detroit. Haha. We ain't gotta go there to see you. The. I told the guy. The guy, I was trying to take it easy. Cause I can't lie to you. The Knick fans, they so disrespectful. And I was in the arena and they like, let's go. It was out of control. And I'm sitting next to a guy who's obviously a real Cleveland fan. And he got a shirt on 2016. When they bought the chip, won the chick. He was in his feelings. So I was trying to keep it light for him. Cause he was a nice guy. And I was like, yo, thank you. Y' all did our hard work. The only team I was worried about was Detroit. And y' all got rid of them for us. You know, that was that. You know, we'll see them next year. No, we ain't worried about them. Detroit out of here.

[Jadakiss]

Nah, he be around. See him next year, Know? I mean.

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hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Irsay The Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook project, Hail Mary Massive sci fi adventure about survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone, very far from Earth.

[Ray Porter]

I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections and it's like, okay, yo yo yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it.

[Fat Joe]

I was like, no.

[Ray Porter]

At this point it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic. That's great because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God,

[Fat Joe]

I cried at the end.

[Ray Porter]

It's like, yeah dude, me too.

[Cal Penn]

Listen to Hearsay, the Audible and iHeart audiobook club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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[Jadakiss]

Drake had three albums, broke the Internet. He broke the world. Go

[Fat Joe]

see the problem I have with this? The problem I have with this is do I take the Tony Yayo approach and say suck my dick to anybody who disrespect 50 cents, or do I just be fat? The honest Fat Joe, right? So it doesn't sit right with me that he disrespected DJ Khaled. It just can't sit right with me. You know, we about loyalty. I've always supported Drake my whole life, but it's hard to digest this album. Me being Fat Joe with somebody, just.

[Jadakiss]

I'm out of it for one. For two. I don't like the fact. See, this is. That's what's wrong with hip hop now. It's lines. Is it visible lines is this and that. Is it beef? Is it hip hop? What can be said? What can't be said? It's supposed to be musical. Know what I'm saying? Then it gets to a point where it's not musical. Then it's not hip hop. That and the whole thing is.

[Fat Joe]

So you say, if something.

[Jadakiss]

What's fucking up the culture and what's not?

[Fat Joe]

Let me ask you, what's over the line? Is it almost like the Kevin Hart roast where you sit there? Are you supposed to be DJ Khaled and the man disrespect you and you just like, yo, that's hip hop. That's a great song. Somebody dissed you on a song I'm coming back with. You know it's gonna happen. Khaled ain't a rapper.

[Jadakiss]

He got Rapp, he got Dre. He got people, he got. He got money. Look, he got money. Go to fucking. Go in the vault and go help yourself. It's only hip hop, right?

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, it's only hip hop.

[Jadakiss]

But to a certain extent, I feel some people's feelings get. You know what I mean?

[Fat Joe]

Yeah. I just felt like it was a form of bullying. Right, Because.

[Jadakiss]

How did you say that?

[Fat Joe]

Hold on.

[Jadakiss]

I'm sorry to cut you off, but the whole world went against. Everybody went against him.

[Fat Joe]

Against Drake. Right. You know who did go against Drake? Future. And he got a song with him.

[Jadakiss]

He might have fixed it. Shit is fixable.

[Fat Joe]

Well, Khaled ain't never disrespect Drake.

[Jadakiss]

How do you know how Drake feel about what he think Khaled might have did to him? Did anybody ask Drake what did Khaled doody?

[Fat Joe]

No. No.

[Jadakiss]

So you gotta find out that.

[Fat Joe]

How'd you like the album?

[Jadakiss]

I only listen. I didn't get to all three of them. I didn't finish all three. Hell, I only been listening to that song make em pay for days.

[Fat Joe]

Who the free? Yeah, the problem is the song he just Khaled on is the hottest song on the album.

[Jadakiss]

That crazy dog. If you, if you deal with rap and bars and breaking down, it's some crazy on it.

[Fat Joe]

It's really hot. That song struck song is crazy.

[Jadakiss]

It's a hell of a struggle.

[Fat Joe]

I said, damn, why he dissed him on the best song on it on the fucking album. I'm going, I just wanna be free.

[Jadakiss]

That shit crazy.

[Fat Joe]

I'm like, fuck. So the honest Fat Joe was like, I was trying to hate. And then every day a different song grew on me and I'm like, all right, this album.

[Jadakiss]

Oh, he got the other one I like too. What I need some head. What I heard, Doc,

[Fat Joe]

Listen, that's crazy 6. God, work it out with your brother, man. And so we could bring this whole, this Hallmark card back, you know, this love fest. Let's bring it back, man. Work it out with your brother. Or Khaled, work it out with your brother. But I don't like feeling like this. Cause you know, Drake has always, you know, he's been one of my favorite rappers in the world. And now I feel like, you know, you know, sometimes they force your hand where you don't. You know, One time I had to knock a guy down the stairs and I had to tell him before I did. It was like, yo, I really liked you.

[Jadakiss]

And then he pushed that.

[Fat Joe]

No, I had to push him down the stairs and wait for him down the stairs and beat him up when he was down the stairs. But while I was doing it, I was telling the guy, yo, I like you.

[Jadakiss]

Why?

[Fat Joe]

He stole like a dat from the studio we was working on. Flo Jo. That was Flo Jo. Fat Joe too. So it was like, you know, I gave him a whole speech, you know, yo, man, why you do this, man? I really liked you. This, this, that. But down the stairs you go, timber stick, straight, Max B, Big Daddy Kane.

[Jadakiss]

I ain't like that. But, you know, I come from where you gotta mind your business. Even though sometimes it's hard. You know what I mean?

[Fat Joe]

Really?

[Jadakiss]

Yeah, I Mean, I use that. I use that for everything. You know what I'm saying?

[Fat Joe]

If you use it, somebody disrespects, yo, the AC's out of control.

[Jadakiss]

If somebody killed us, I'm already dead. My arm right here is like the guy from Mr. D. The knee.

[Fat Joe]

I'm like, yo, this shit's so cold, I think I'm catching the Ebola. Some shit. Yo, what the fuck, my man?

[Jadakiss]

The hengitis is this.

[Fat Joe]

What's the other one they stuck on the yacht? The herringitis.

[Jadakiss]

This is cold and valve.

[Fat Joe]

Y' all might have called a herringitis. The hunter virus, this, the Ebola, all that over here. Remember?

[Jadakiss]

I was always good, supposed to be on this.

[Fat Joe]

It's something, right Back of your neck, huh?

[Jadakiss]

What the.

[Fat Joe]

The beat.

[Jadakiss]

What is it?

[Fat Joe]

You know who I want back. That's crazy. You gotta talk about the Max V. Remind me. Cause I forget, but I want Bill Burr back. I feel like I ain't handling him correctly. I gotta sharpen my way. I gotta sleep 12 hours the night before.

[Jadakiss]

Leave Bill there alone, man.

[Fat Joe]

Bill, no, no, no, no, no. I watched that episode. I said, this motherfucker disrespect. He said, yo, would you get gang fucked to jail with you? I'm like, yo, I didn't notice he was saying that when I went back and watched the episode. He's like, joe, you talking about a haircut. You wasn't worried about getting gang banged by the rival gang? I said, this. He's a little guy. I thought he was. I said, damn, this was kissing me. I said, bill Burr, we need you back. Bill Burr, we need you back. We need you back. But listen, Max B, he cannot disrespect the institution of hip hop. The institution. We're big fans of Max B. We support him. When we brought him up here, we bumping his music. We loving him, we encouraging him. I got too much love for him. His success, his grind. But to disrespect, respect, Like, I felt like me. I looked at it and I was like, yo, this is like, pretty much nothing. Gillian Wallow should have stopped everybody. That shit should have never came out if they could. I know everybody want to go viral. You got some shit. You know how much shit we erased?

[Jadakiss]

Say that is you the one who said, you let people say what they going to say. I got that from you, okay?

[Fat Joe]

They knew what that was going to do, and they let that bitch go. And these guys Wallow, one of the most respectable guys. I love Wallow and his approach to everything, but they let that bitch go to go viral. And. But it's a. It's a. You know what happens? They start disrespecting all that shit. Went for like three days without nobody saying nothing. I went on my live and I said, yo, I'm not really feeling all of that. That fucking tornado where people came out, Somebody said it. I don't like it either. Then they start playing Big Daddy Kane all over the Instagram. Like, yo, bro, let me tell you something. You can have nobody disrespecting the institution, the Pioneers, the Legends. You can't. Unless it's personal. When somebody bumped into each other backstage to suck my dick, some wild shit, there's nothing we could do about it, but you can't do that. And Max B, he did. Now, let's give Max B. Max B was in the time machine. He was dead alive for 18 years. Comes out, his man is super caked up with the Princess of Dubai, and he's caked up on his own. Takes him straight to the fucking courtside at the Jets. Right out of jail. A week later, sick.

[Jadakiss]

Courtside at the Jets.

[Fat Joe]

Well, what we call that. What is it? I don't know. Football.

[Jadakiss]

Huh?

[Fat Joe]

He's on the field right out of jail. 18 years in jail. You go right there in your favorite team, you're on the field, a week later, you got a number one hit in America. This nigga don't know what's going on right now. He just knows he's getting money, he's hot, He's Max B. So he just got a little too cocky, and he was feeling himself. And so he said, you know everybody, you know, you think you top five. I think I'm the dawn. I think everybody get in their own bubble. He's in his own bubble. To where Max V is really walking around thinking he the hottest nigga on earth right now. Let's don't be clear. I'm telling you, he just came out of jail. He stepped out into the courtside.

[Jadakiss]

Listen, you have your own fucking mind. You can think whatever you want to think. And then you know what the fucking reality is? You know? Is it there's a difference in thinking and knowing something? That's it.

[Fat Joe]

Is there an amount of money that they could pay you to fight another rapper or something? Is there a fight amount? Yeah, yeah.

[Jadakiss]

Hell, yeah, you do.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, you do it. Kidding me?

[Jadakiss]

Hell, yeah.

[Fat Joe]

You would do a celebrity fight if they. If the Aiden Ross guy come over and says, Yo, I got 5 million for you.

[Jadakiss]

With the right name.

[Fat Joe]

With the right name. You going in there. Aiden Ross broker the deal. You know Ray J hit the canvas.

[Jadakiss]

You saw his one pack.

[Fat Joe]

He was. They hit that with a quick.

[Jadakiss]

He didn't Your man also, you would

[Fat Joe]

have got him out of there even earlier.

[Jadakiss]

One week. He only trained for a week.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, but he took the bag. He did that. He said, yo, we got 1.8 million, whatever the price was. I rage just said that I'm gonna get that. He didn't know he was gonna.

[Jadakiss]

I'm not going in there getting knocked out.

[Fat Joe]

That caught that Califra show. Yeah, but you saw the whole thing was supposed to be scripted. That's why Ray J was pissed. We don't give a about scripted. Don't let Ray J spin this. He went in there, boxed the. The hit him with the fluidity, and he got knocked out. I'm a Ray J. I love Ray J. He just got knocked out. That's why I wouldn't do it. That's the shit.

[Jadakiss]

You don't play boxing. You play yachty. You play mad other shit. Don't play around with boxing.

[Fat Joe]

Fucking right. Yo, they kept. Yo, they kept offering. I think the last offer was $10 million for me to fight 50 Cent. And the height of the shit, the celebrity dudes, they was like, Yo, 10. And I was like, yo, I'm not going. That'll destroy my whole career if I go for 10 million. Then n. He wired me like, give me that. Through the ropes, yo.

[Jadakiss]

Through the ropes.

[Fat Joe]

50 Cent with a haymaker. Anyway, I don't know how I got sidetracked, but Ray J got knocked out. That's safe to say, right? Some other fights was Johnny Manziel. Manziel had a fight that Ray J got knocked out on. The dead homies. Yo, yo.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah. Lance Stevenson and Beasley.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, I was shocked at that.

[Jadakiss]

Lance doping Beasley out. He tapped him out.

[Fat Joe]

Could doping me out. Nah, nah, nigga. Doping me. A doping's a doping. It's different if you get knocked out.

[Jadakiss]

Beasley tapped out. Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

Let me be real. Let me not be fake. Knocked out as one tap out. Nigga choking you to death. You ain't got no air. I'm tapping now. You got that 1.8.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

All right. That BZ said. Cause I think Beasley tough. My whole life, I always thought Beasley was a real. He is. And yeah, but he got.

[Jadakiss]

He just cut his windpipe off. He had the time. He just said it.

[Fat Joe]

He tough that. What's that record? Tap out. Tap out. What's that record? Is that Travis Scott tap out. A future. One of them says they got a joint court. Tap out.

[Jadakiss]

That's future.

[Fat Joe]

That tapped out. You seen him before that fight. He was like, I'm him. I bet he was acting all crazy, like he thought this was wrestling. Oh, he got wrestled beastly. You know how they interview you

[Jadakiss]

selling the fight?

[Fat Joe]

I can't even say listen, choke me out. I ain't even gonna lie to you. That's. That's listen choking you out. You got no air. Tap out. You know Ray J caught that Golly fry. Ain't no money. Ain't no money worth me. Marked it for nothing, huh?

[Jadakiss]

Yeah, he caught the Martin.

[Fat Joe]

Oh no. Martin caught that

[Jadakiss]

man.

[Fat Joe]

Let me tell you something that happened to me that's very unique. You know how I hate planes. I'm coming from Atlanta, I'm going to Tampa. And we get in the plane. It's a brand new plane, right? So I'm like, yo, this is a nice plane. This the man gets. The pilot gets on and says, hey everybody, this is the first flight. Human passengers on this plane. It's a beautiful branch. Now I don't know how I feel about going with an old battle tested plane that been through fucking snowstorms, tornadoes, and then made it to Africa and back. Or the first flight ever to guinea pig.

[Jadakiss]

You might have left something there.

[Fat Joe]

I was like, they might have left a screws. I don't, I don't know how sexy I felt about this shit. This shit. And then you know what's crazy is it was a beautiful flight. We let. Oh no, it was turbulence the whole flight, but we landed safe. That's all that matters. That's, that's where I'm at with it now. Like, you know, you go out of fucking Vegas, you know, I'm performing every week in Vegas. That shit be like a dead ass SpaceX. When that shit go up, you feel like you on a spaceship for like 15 minutes and then it's just normal. I don't know what, I don't know how it should be barred to land or take off from fucking Vegas. I do it every week. This shit is a straight spaceship. You on that bitch that shit. You be like, yo, is this safe? Like it's going over mountains and shit? But what would you rather do? Be on an old plane or a new plane for the, the first time ever?

[Jadakiss]

A medium. A medium.

[Fat Joe]

Play the guy full of too old not to. He's just a professional full of. This guy here, man, I don't know what to do. I don't Know he be boring. Beverly Hills Cop, this right on the medium. Beverly Hills Cop. He's stepbrothers right now. Ash trees in it. You don't want to fly on it.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah. Shoots with ashtrays in it. You don't wanna be on them joints.

[Fat Joe]

Let me ask you a question. I ask myself every Memorial Weekend. I love it. I perform. I go to barbecues, glizzies. But are we really glizzies? For sure. Are we really supposed to be like, partying on Memorial Weekend? It's like, really for the soldiers that fought for us and shit like that. It's like, did we violate? Cause you know, sometimes on Martin Luther King's birthday, they be having the strip clubs with the flyer, Martin Luther King Day. And they got him in there with the. You ever seen them with the gold chains and is out of control out here. Like, you gotta stop. You ain't never seen Martin Luther King with the ice style chain. Yo, come to tip drills Wednesdays, yo, this.

[Jadakiss]

Cold, yo.

[Fat Joe]

I was on one, yo. Kiss. What you think? Memorial Weekend. So what? Barbecue?

[Jadakiss]

It's been my birthday for my whole life, so I never really got caught up with it.

[Fat Joe]

No, no.

[Jadakiss]

I celebrate.

[Fat Joe]

I never thought about it either. I threw Memorial Weekend all. I started Memorial Weekend in Miami. I started that. Don't lie. You went to them pool parties, you seen them up. I started that. When I tell you I'm trying to re up. Maybe I'm old, man. I'm old, man. I looked at the the other day, I said, damn, man. These people fought for this country. We over here eating glizzies and thinking this cool. You work with Scott Storch, right?

[Jadakiss]

Okay, plenty of times.

[Fat Joe]

I got witnesses. This ain't cap, but. So Scott Storch, unlike anybody else I've ever worked with. Lori, if you came up with a melody in your head, this man, he'll put it down. If you came up, if you woke up one morning and you heard and you went and told him he will create like he could do anything. So I go to the studio with Scott Storch. At the time, he was good friends with Lil Kim. It might have been a situation where I go up in there and I got an idea. Like I wanted to make like an Arabian beat. Long story short, I told him what to play on Candy Shop. If I was educated like I am now, I would have had 50% of that production. I mean, all these other niggas do it, right? So I'm telling them, and he play this shit. I got little Kim dancing Like, move your money. Like the snake mama in the studio. Come on, Kim, give it. And then he. We did the beat to Little Kim dancing. We make the shit. I leave at the time. I'm young, I'm dumb. Lean Back's number one. I'm just thinking, I can make a hit every week. Fuck it. He says, Yo, 50 Cent came up and he asking for the beat. I said, he can have it. He called me two Scott Storch's credit. He called me 20 times like, you sure, Joe? This is a hit? Sure. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. We didn't have no beef with 50 cent yet. Candy Shop Man. And it gets me mad every time I hear it because I'm like, no, no, not that I gave it up, but just that Scott Storch won that bit that I gave him the vibes, the fluidity for that right there. You know what I'm saying?

[Jadakiss]

You don't concur with that?

[Fat Joe]

Nah. But little Kim was there. She concurrenced. So, you know, whoever was there saw what really happened. But you know the man, you know, and they what, they got 2 billion strengths. Some wild shit. Sga, the Flopping King. Now, is that what a segment?

[Jadakiss]

Candy Shop.

[Fat Joe]

Candy Shop to sga, Flopping King. That's like a Laffy Jeffy. Oh, a Laffy Jeffy. What do you think about him flopping like that?

[Jadakiss]

All over the world with it, huh?

[Fat Joe]

What do you think about him flopping like that?

[Jadakiss]

I think it's basketball. He flops.

[Fat Joe]

That's it. Yeah.

[Jadakiss]

I don't think he flops every play, though. Nobody flops every play.

[Fat Joe]

He flops a lot of the plays. He got that Kobe.

[Jadakiss]

Is they complaining about him flopping on defense or him pushing off?

[Fat Joe]

No, no, no, no. Him every time he go push off his. Every time he go is a motherfucking foul. How could you beat a guy that every single play he goes, they call a foul? Like he got that shit. He got that.

[Jadakiss]

You know how to draw fouls.

[Fat Joe]

So you never watched SGA play and

[Jadakiss]

felt like some of them shits is bullshit, but not as they taking that and running with it. He be busting niggas ass.

[Fat Joe]

Oh, no.

[Jadakiss]

He bust niggas ass and they want to use that. The ref is calling it. If the shit work, keep doing it.

[Fat Joe]

The ref is calling it. I never liked that James Harden when he used to do this shit all the time.

[Jadakiss]

Don't switch the rules off of that.

[Fat Joe]

Oh, they switching the rules off of sg. FGA is not gonna get away. Yeah, they gotta do something. They can't do this the whole world we all got and I don't even. You know, I don't even know like that that gamble all day they frustrated. Is there a bet like how many

[Jadakiss]

flops this because it's not a real thing.

[Fat Joe]

How's it not a real thing? He's flopping bro.

[Jadakiss]

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[Fat Joe]

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[Cal Penn]

hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Irsay the Audible and Iheart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook project Hail Mary Massive sci fi adventure about survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone, very far from Earth.

[Ray Porter]

I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections and it's like, okay, yo, yo, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it.

[Fat Joe]

I was like, no.

[Ray Porter]

At this point it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic. That's great cuz it served the story. People will say like oh my God,

[Fat Joe]

I cried at the end.

[Ray Porter]

It's like, yeah dude, me too.

[Cal Penn]

Listen to Iray the Audible and I Heart Audiobook Club on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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[Fat Joe]

is wimby part alien. You see all this you have. You don't believe it, right?

[Jadakiss]

You said I'm starting to think he's something. He got.

[Fat Joe]

He bought something 2% alien.

[Jadakiss]

He got a little bit of cyborg. He got something in him though. I'm probably. I told you he ain't just regular human. They mixed him with something.

[Fat Joe]

You seen this shit? They put the guy up in the air floating. You seen that shit See, you see his Louis? The Pentagon got the Nike, Louie.

[Jadakiss]

Nike and Louie Wimby. Yeah, yeah, they got some wires hooked up.

[Fat Joe]

This is Wimby's world.

[Jadakiss]

Definitely.

[Fat Joe]

It's Wimby's world. I've been telling y'. All, I thought I was playing. I kept telling y', all, that nigga Wimby, he a different type of dude. Yeah, I'm almost done now. What you think about whether you like him or not, right? There's some serious shit. What do you think about us normalizing the president getting shot at? Like, it's the eighth time they try to kill this nigga in a month. Think about it. Like, we used to watch, like, John F. Kennedy and other presidents get shot. And it was like they would play it in history school, and they are shooting at Donald Trump every fucking week, bro. This is like. And it's like. It's not even living. That shit is like, okay. And Wimby scored 52. No, it's like that. You know, I go to sleep to CNN every day. I go to sleep to this shit. Now they shoot at him and they be like, okay. In other news, there's a traffic jam. Trump got shot at again. Yeah, this, this, that. You know, yo, what do you think about normalizing? Because that's what we're like. What you call that? Desensitized. Nobody cares no more. Yo, they tried to kill Trump. All right, cool. He did. The correspondence nigga ran through, they were trying to get. You know what? They shot at him in the White House two days ago.

[Jadakiss]

They killed the guy, and he went there before.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, this is the fucking President of the United States. This is not the leader of the Crips or the Bloods or no shit.

[Jadakiss]

This.

[Fat Joe]

The president ain't trying to take his top off. And the nigga, you don't even. Nobody knows. Be honest with me. You know they tried to kill him two days ago. Oh, you knew that? Yeah, I was in D.C. you know it.

[Jadakiss]

Well, he was dead.

[Fat Joe]

I just don't know. Y' all know top fella was dead. Nah, don't say two top felons.

[Jadakiss]

He was in.

[Fat Joe]

Nah, nah, don't say two Top felon. Cause they might. Yeah. Nah, son. Me too. Tom Fell and out of here. Yeah, he was in New York with his penny loafers. That ain't had nothing to do with that new color on. I think you know the guy.

[Jadakiss]

You got new ones. You heard that?

[Fat Joe]

I'm not. I'm not feeding into that no more. I think they giving them shits. They Gonna come with the khaki green ones tomorrow so we can just air them out. And the. He got the penny loafers without the penny. The beast spoke that crazy.

[Jadakiss]

Come with the beast. Smoke, New Balance.

[Fat Joe]

We talked about the coach. He had them PFD flies. There's no cushion in there. You got the Jordan. I mean, not the Jordan. You got the Kobe Air Force. You know, I got the original ones. The denims, you got them, right? Let me tell you. What's the difference? In that sneaker right there. Have you put it on yet?

[Jadakiss]

Something ain't right.

[Fat Joe]

They got a fucking cushion in there. What are they trying to change the airplane?

[Jadakiss]

They made it actually.

[Fat Joe]

The insole is a cushion. It's a fucking cushion. Like, if you just like a comfortable cushion. Are they trying to change the Air Force One into. Cause, you know, a lot of these shit we wear. Tim's. Tim is like walking with another 20 pounds on your feet. We wear. We New York.

[Jadakiss]

We love it.

[Fat Joe]

We hip hop. Air Force One's not quite the most comfortable shit in the world. They threw in a cushion because they trying to get younger kids to wear them. It's the unk shoe right now. There ain't no go. Out of here.

[Jadakiss]

You got the nerve.

[Fat Joe]

When you got on the. When you got on. You didn't say that they were on shoes. I'm saying that's what. Hey, you got to pit.

[Jadakiss]

Marv, Alberto, you over here talking about Air Force One. Don't have a disrespect. Air Force One never did.

[Fat Joe]

Aunt Shoot, I told that. Yo, I told Coach Brown that had the hibachis on the. Like, them shit is hibachi, man. What the you doing that, Coach, you got money. Get some cushion. But while I was explaining that. Is that the new Air Force is. That's what's happening. Can you call Nike one this week and find out

[Jadakiss]

that only like Kobe's

[Fat Joe]

wife said, I want it to be one of the bowl. I think they did that because the more you wear that shoe, distress. And they want you to wear it. The denim Distress is like the old pill, see? Nah, man, I ain't going for all that. Remember, I had them Air Force that crack while you walk, right? Remember the Air Force that cracked the white. The shit, the Japanese shit? You got them shits, right, that they crack. I got, like, two. But anyway, I was kind of offended by the cushion. And you want them to hurt.

[Jadakiss]

You want them to feel like they,

[Fat Joe]

you know, original is original stuff. No, original house original. They throwing a cushion in there, and I Was really upset. Like, I pulled the cushion out and everything. I looked at the. It's comfortable. I said, yo, what the fuck? They trying to make Air Force One comfortable? Not supposed to be comfortable. It's. You just wear it and it's fly. All right, sure. Something crazy, that N. Yo. Comfortability. Let me tell you about the delusion of the Cleveland Cavaliers. You heard the coach say, analytically, we won.

[Jadakiss]

He's fired off that.

[Fat Joe]

No, no. Gone.

[Jadakiss]

He's out. He's got it.

[Fat Joe]

He should have never even finished the series.

[Jadakiss]

No, two of the three games.

[Fat Joe]

Fat Joe's the owner. My man. Get the out of here. Like, now.

[Jadakiss]

Yo, your man Hardy Hardy said it yesterday.

[Fat Joe]

Same shit.

[Jadakiss]

I think we're a better team. I think we're a better team after a sweep.

[Fat Joe]

No, no, no. It's a problem.

[Jadakiss]

Sit in front of the president.

[Fat Joe]

I'm not gonna lie to you.

[Jadakiss]

This is a problem. It's a problem when you got an

[Fat Joe]

NBA coach talking about, analytically, we won't. And the other nigga, James Harden, talking about, yo, we're better. We're just like. I'm like, look at even Donovan Mitchell. And that's one of my favorite players in the world. I love Donovan. Them niggas sound delusional over there. Well, if I had to eat beef jerky for dinner, I'd be delusional, too. You know, that shit crazy over there in Cleveland, man.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah. So what about. Where's the restaurants at in okc?

[Fat Joe]

Oh, we got a big problem. Cause you come out the stadium in okc, you might see two horses. Oh, man. Tell you, you might walk out of the stadium. What happened? Yeah, I'm telling you the truth. You might walk out the shit, and Two Horses is. And we might have to run into the basement. Cause they got tornadoes and all that shit. You know, they. Every house come with, like, a bodega basement. No, I'm not. Bullshit. You know how the bodega, they open up the shit. They got all that. Everybody's house is like that because tornado. That Real shit tornadoes out there. Every house, if you see it, you drive by and I. Not even just mansions. Trailer park. Who don't give a fuck. Every house come with a basement for you to run down in. Could you live in some shit like that? No, nada. Yeah, okay. See, we'll be out there. I guess I'll be talking to cows and shit like that.

[Jadakiss]

We might be some Indians.

[Fat Joe]

I might sip the San Antonio. Way better than okc. When we talk about restaurants and all that, huh? No, don't say that. OKC's a real city, too. Don't do that. Yo, OKC, this podcast, Fat Joe talking shit. I love you guys.

[Jadakiss]

Nah, fix it.

[Fat Joe]

I got it. Yeah. No, I got it. I gotta fix it. We got a lot of people in okc, man. We got people we love in okc. Big facts, big weed town, right? Okay. Now, used to bring in the weed from okc. Straight Golf, they was tons of.

[Jadakiss]

Tons of Arizona. They was bringing in that Reggie from over there.

[Fat Joe]

I know what I'm saying. Was bringing in Veggie. OKC had the big weed plug. I promised you. Big weed was coming to New York City from OK Garf.

[Jadakiss]

Big Veggie was coming.

[Fat Joe]

You know, Cali don't. Khaled don't know. But they. They switch up his weed on him. They give him, like, the fake weed, like, lighter.

[Jadakiss]

We know now.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah.

[Jadakiss]

Who they take that? We give him the rest.

[Fat Joe]

Give him the fake. He smoked so much, they be like, yo, get that the light. So he be smoking it like. Yeah, yo, they gave that the malnutrition weed. They're like, y' all don't get that? No, they dead ass told me. They said they give him a CBD or some. They don't give them the real. They be like, y'. All, Here you go. They don't want them to get too hot.

[Jadakiss]

They don't want to give them that Crest.

[Fat Joe]

Creston. Creston Avenue. I got the pure. 183rd. 183rd and Creston. Got that Boppy Buddha. They still making dance out there, huh? By my road College, y' all and the Halfway House.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

You know, I used to be on 182 in Creston before rap. I let y' all figure that one out, huh? I used to be out there. But let me tell you something. They got that Papi Poodle on Creston still.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah. Still

[Fat Joe]

don't stop. Like. Let me ask you something. Harlem, they still selling angel dust.

[Jadakiss]

They sell Yonkers, huh?

[Fat Joe]

They sell it in Yonkers, but not Yonkers at home.

[Jadakiss]

They get it from home.

[Fat Joe]

Sell them a yonker. They don't. It don't originate in.

[Jadakiss]

Y' all originate on Earth.

[Fat Joe]

That's for the destination. The inception is in Harlem.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Fat Joe]

They still got Purple Rain out there.

[Jadakiss]

Yo, this thing is bug.

[Fat Joe]

You be saying mad what they said. They used to sell Method Men and all them dusting big Ls. Block. Block.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah. 139.

[Fat Joe]

That was the block. That was a big block. 116. Whitey.

[Jadakiss]

Whitey had the whole dust on smashing it.

[Fat Joe]

Whitey elephant trinkle everywhere from.

[Jadakiss]

Go see that?

[Fat Joe]

The wet angel dust was the original crack. No, I'm being honest. Where we at?

[Jadakiss]

Yeah, we do.

[Fat Joe]

But he sit like that. That like what I just said right now. That know. Oh, this. No, sir. No, no, no. You just. It's. It's like that. That one little word there. Who don't know? He like. Yo, that was outside. They call that the Sherman LA coming at you with the Jheri curl juice in the 90s with that Metra off that sherm. Oh, Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to. Is it sugar free? Happy birthday.

[Jadakiss]

This is sugar free.

[Fat Joe]

Happy birthday.

[Jadakiss]

Oh, dang it.

[Fat Joe]

Who are your families?

[Jadakiss]

That's nice. A Nick cake man.

[Fat Joe]

Oh, you got a Nick birthday cake man. Yeah, this different right now. Top five dead or alive niggas. Know what I'm saying?

[Jadakiss]

Nick cake man.

[Fat Joe]

Listen. This show has been costing me stuff like chains and pieces and shit. This birthday, I have. Have absolutely nothing for you. Enjoy that right there. Take a swipe of that cake right there. Love your life because anorexic around here, we ain't got it like that. Wow. How do you get your hands on that? I got it yesterday. They selling them already. Yeah, we still. Alvarado stole it from me. Oh, and the goat. You know what I'm saying? Somebody. You got nails. Take over Hong Kong. Hong Kong's Mongolian. Yo. Let me tell you something.

[Jadakiss]

When they won.

[Fat Joe]

Let me tell you something. With all the shit we done said on this show, all the shit we done said on this show, I'm surprised. Hong Kong, Mongolia. I'm the first rapper to do Mongolia. I'm the only one. I think Busta Rhymes just went out there. You know, I ripped that down. Legendary. Don't do that. That is far.

[Jadakiss]

Did you eat right over there, huh?

[Fat Joe]

Incredible. Clean, beautiful. People treated us like a billion dollars. Hotel was great, food was great. Everything was great. It's just fall, man.

[Jadakiss]

Mad plane or just one plane for hours?

[Fat Joe]

One of the nicest. No, it was three planes. Yo, Kiss. Three. Play. What, you gave him a barber's kid or some shit? You like cigars, huh? I see you in your robes and your cigars and all that, man. You know, Kiss, man, you came a long way. I don't want to ask you how old you are right now.

[Jadakiss]

Younger than you.

[Fat Joe]

Younger than me. Fuck you. You're closer to me right now for the next three months, you shorten the gap.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah, definitely.

[Fat Joe]

I'm definitely Short, you on my ass right now.

[Jadakiss]

Getting old.

[Fat Joe]

We getting old, but we getting healthier.

[Jadakiss]

That's it.

[Fat Joe]

That's it. We getting healthier. Because I got pictures with Jadakiss where he was like Fat Joe. I got that shit. He get mad. Matter of fact, I'm posting that shit on his birthday. I'm posting it on his birthday. Darn Jadakiss. Nigga, you was fat like us. I gotta show him that. Your mayor. You. Not you. Not you. Not you. Slim now, but you. You. He be showing his pictures. Oh, that's dope. Wow. Who did that? T Mark or somebody else? J Mark. Imported Goods? No, from. From New Era. They did the stitching for it. Oh, that's nice. Let me see it. I need one of them hats, too. Cause my partner. Yo, by the way, everything that come for him is supposed to come for me, too.

[Jadakiss]

It's like you was made for the ice. Detroit horse Truck Riddock.

[Fat Joe]

On behalf of me. Porsche truck rock. No, I love you. I need friends like this. Look, look, guys. You rich bastards. No, no, hold on, hold on. Good. Show the cameras this way. Yo, look at his friend and what his friends do. You rich bastards don't buy me nothing.

[Jadakiss]

Yeah, let me see this.

[Fat Joe]

On behalf. On behalf of. Hey, you look like you're giving them an engagement ring. You sound mad. On behalf of. Of being rock. Damn, man. I'm happy for you, Jada. I'm happy.

[Jadakiss]

We love you, man.

[Fat Joe]

Top five. No, I'm happy for you, my brother. Yeah, I'm happy. I appreciate you know that. Yo, but buy me some, man. My birthday in three months. My friends ain't gonna buy me. Come on, give me something.

[Jadakiss]

Beautiful presents. I love you guys, man.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, kids. But why you get gifts and I don't get no gifts?

[Jadakiss]

Man, you get gifts. You getting crap.

[Fat Joe]

This like Mark and Mindy.

[Jadakiss]

Nah, I got you.

[Fat Joe]

This is like Mork and Mindy. This like this Fonz and Ralph. Last year when we did his birthday, Jack. And remember, we were only like three weeks into this show off nyc. That's right. And I ran across the street like it's his birthday. And I had to buy some cake from some, like, right then and there. Like, I didn't have nothing planned for yours last year. We put some more thought into it this year.

[Hard Rock Bet Announcer]

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[Fat Joe]

You know, don't worry, man. Do something for what we do. I get a gift.

[Jadakiss]

Gift.

[Fat Joe]

I get a hat.

[Jadakiss]

I gotta get him something. It's hard to buy people gifts like this guy.

[Fat Joe]

No, no, no. I like a gift. I got a Cake and everything.

[Jadakiss]

Cheesecake.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, I had a whole pack. Let me tell you something. They give them rings all type of. They give me glizzies and a cake. Shout out to Rich the Barber. Rich the Barber did give me a Rolex last year. And slow got you on the year before.

[Jadakiss]

Exactly.

[Fat Joe]

And I don't hear Rich getting me. I'm the piece of.

[Jadakiss]

It's cool.

[Fat Joe]

No, I just want a gift. Why can't I hold up. Let me ask you something. Why not Not. This is real. Why I can't get a gift, Rich? Friends, my gifts come out of love. Dedicated. I don't even know that. You think he'll bail me out if I went to Central Book and it was like $2500? You know how your man get the 25? Be that called for a collection. That Rich play. Of course for collection. Yo, I got 500. You got. Yo, babe, you got a hundred. You got. You got 500? I got that. Do the GoFundMe for 2500. Bail.

[Jadakiss]

You want to pop it?

[Fat Joe]

Okay. Okay. Happy birthday, guys.

[Jadakiss]

I love you guys. I appreciate everything.

[Fat Joe]

Cheers. Yo, this ain't that.

[Jadakiss]

That ain't this.

[Fat Joe]

It's crazy.

[Jadakiss]

Kiss.

[Fat Joe]

God damn it.

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[Jadakiss]

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[Jadakiss]

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[Fat Joe]

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[Jadakiss]

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[Fat Joe]

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[Jadakiss]

Shoot. No.

[Fat Joe]

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