
Loading summary
Tony Ayo
This is Tony Ayo from the Real Report with Tony Ayo and Uncle Murder. You ever notice how everything keeps going up? Rent, streaming, even extra Sosa at your favorite burrito spot. But with Boost Mobile, you don't have to play the Willis Go up soon game. Boost Mobile offers an unlimited talk, text and data plan at a price that'll never go up. It's the same price you'll pay for life. Switch now for unlimited wireless at a price that'll never go up. Only at boost mobile. After 30 gigabytes, customers may experience slower speeds. Customers will pay $25 a month as long as they remain active on the Boost Unlimited plan.
Colin Coward
Hi, it's Colin Coward from the Colin Coward Podcast. All right, you know what deserves more attention? The assists. Everybody talks about the goal. A big moment that gets replayed on the highlight reels. But too often we overlook all the contributions and collabs that happen along the way. That's true in soccer and honestly true in life. Halion is shining a light on the assists. An official partner of U.S. soccer, they got a whole lineup of brands ready to deliver for you. So here they are. Sensodyne Dentist Recommended Defense of your sensitive teeth Centrum. Fueling your day with science backed nutrients. Advil, of course. Powerful inflammation fighting pain relief. Voltaren Arthritis Gel helps penetrate deep, keeps the joints moving and tums ready to counterattack with fast heartburn relief. These are brands that are ready to deliver your essential wellness. Assists. Because every goal starts with an assist, learn how Halion can assist your game day goals@helionassist.com Con this is Jeff T
Jeff T
from the Club 520 podcast. This is a performance you do not want to miss. The Dell xps Powered by Intel Core Ultra. It's got the sauce. We're talking speed, style, stamina, bam. And a long lasting battery life unheard of in this league. Look at the hustle. Is there anything a laptop can't do? The Dell XPS Built for those who have the right moves.
Fat Joe
Find yours@dell.com XPS build for you.
Starbucks Narrator
What's up y'?
Tony Ayo
All?
Starbucks Narrator
Summer's got a different tip up. Everything's a little looser, brighter. One plan turns into another. You hear something, you stay a little longer. Next thing you know, you're somewhere you didn't plan to be. It's those in between moments. That's where the ideas hit. Conversations stretch out. Little memories sneak up on you. Sometimes it's just about what's in your hand. That color.
Fat Joe
That chill.
Starbucks Narrator
The new Tropical butterfly refresher from Starbucks guava and passion passion fruit flavors with mango pineapple flavored pearls. Yeah, that feels like summer before you even taste it. Funny how one small stop becomes the best part of the day. Start your summer rhythm with Starbucks. Try the new Tropical Butterfly refresher from Starbucks.
Fat Joe
It was that. You seen Coach through that TSP song. He wanted that. That camo shit. You see that shit? Yo, stop acting like you don't see me out there acting up.
Jada
I see you.
Fat Joe
Yo, you see me acting up. Stop acting like that.
Jada
Stop acting like you don't see.
Fat Joe
Yeah, yeah. What up, y'? All? This Joe Crack the Dawn, you know who it is.
Jada
Your boy Jada. You know what it is? The Joe and Jada Show. Every show legendary, every show iconic. And we just keep doing more and more and more and more and more.
Fat Joe
We can't take back. I know it's making you sick. We cannot take back the fluidity. You know what I'm saying? We can't. You know they put us on the COVID of sports. What was it? Time Magazine?
Jada
Time Magazine.
Fat Joe
I seen Time magazine. Joe and Jada.
Jada
That's fire.
Fat Joe
Fire.
Jada
The hate is coming off that.
Fat Joe
Yo, yo, you gotta stop. Every time I sit in this place, I think about the time the guy tore the paint off the bathroom. This. The. This that. Sad, but Hong Kong Mongolian snuck out of jail and took a shit in there.
Jada
He tore the pain off.
Fat Joe
Yo, let me tell you something. So you feel. You. You feel that hate on you? Cause the success of the show, it's a little bit.
Jada
It gets some love, you get some hate. I feel there's a lot more love now than when we first started. It was straight hate out the gate.
Fat Joe
Yeah, we knocked them unconscious. You know what I'm saying? They just knocked unconscious. And my thing is. And I keep seeing you guys. Listen, I see you smaller guys might have been out here. Yo, what happened? You guys might have been in a podcast before us. But I see y' all keep trying to poke the bear, you might get your fucking cheeks smacked off before you get a response on the podcast. So be careful. Be careful, man. Yo, listen, I went to the final game. I took Teyana Taylor with me. We sat beautifully. She sat down, we ate some steak and lobster and shit. We was cheering. And then we had our plan. Our plan was as soon as it get close, if we're gonna win, we run down and get on the court. And so we didn't have no passes. We ain't had nothing. We supposed to run. So when they about to win, I grabbed Teyana And I squeezed her arm and I said, come on. And I'm thinking, she Harlem, we the Bronx. In the middle of all that fucking melee, she let go. And I see that the security was giving a hard time. So I go back. Carl Anthony Towne's father, he fights. He loves Teanna. Teanna deserved to be their kid from Harlem. I know her since she's 10 years old on the bicycle. I'm actually Uncle Jodah to anybody starting rumors. Teyana Taylor was on that floor, and she had fluidity, and she got all the love she wanted. She came out, she was good to go. You know what I'm saying? And you know this social media and shit with these comments and all that, it's like, do they ever get you upset?
Jada
Man, I can't answer that. Then they'll know.
Fat Joe
Oh, yeah, don't answer it.
Jada
Nah, I read the comments. I don't let it.
Fat Joe
Well, part of people poking the bed with rappers or whatever, it's. You too lit, Jada. You always been top five, dead or alive, but now you media cover of Time. You think niggas is trying to, like, get you to give them the light?
Jada
Of course, of course, of course. That's.
Fat Joe
They want you to jump out, is it?
Jada
We living in a world that. You know what I mean? It's less work and more viral. Searching for that viral moment.
Fat Joe
I've seen French arguing with his security. Who's a nice guy known for years, you know that?
Jada
Max. Big Max.
Fat Joe
Not Big Max, another dude he used to work with Cha. Bad Boy, many years ago. Good guy. Official guy. But they argue. Who's better? Rakim ll. You know all that shit. It's all almost trolling, right? Cause you know that's gonna ruffle some feathers. Who's better? Who got a better career? Who's this, the God or ll? They wouldn't even troll.
Jada
Only, only, Only our culture and only
Fat Joe
our people do that.
Jada
Never see the other. Never see none of the other genres, none of that.
Fat Joe
You don't see Kenny Chesney better than Willie Nelson.
Jada
They never even talk.
Fat Joe
By the way, Willie Nelson got this liquor that's, like, got weed in it or something. That shit left my people stuck in stupid. No, no, not me. I would die. Like, literally death do us part. My n. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Listen. I'm my man who drinks wine every day. Nine bottles, you know, It's a real whiner. Like. Like, drinks the. The best shit. Opus One every day. He drank the shit. He said he was like this. He couldn't Even get out his.
Jada
Willie Nelson got a. Is a wine or some type of.
Fat Joe
No, no, he got a liquor, but with weed in it. Yeah, it's called Willie's Remedy. Stuck on stupid Weekend at Bernie's. Like this, look. Willie's Remedy. Yo, listen. Like this. Him and his wife, he said, yo, they couldn't even move off the couch. Nothing. They was like. He said, please don't ever use the. Willie. The. The Willie Nelson got some shit that. That fixed him up. So.
Jada
Shout out to Chicago. I was in Chicago this weekend. One of them festivals, you know what
Fat Joe
I mean, with the locks. We tore the trees off it in Chicago.
Jada
Yeah.
Fat Joe
How was that? Has Chicago? Cause I've always bumped into you in Chicago. Chicago has always been supporters of the Locks.
Jada
This one of them festival joints. It was super. The crowd was incredible.
Fat Joe
It was lit.
Jada
Buster. Shout out to Buster. He finished off, crushed it. Two Chainz Fab.
Fat Joe
Oh, that was a nice festival.
Jada
Buster's on Fab. Two Chainz and Locks. Buster.
Fat Joe
That was a good festival.
Jada
Shit was right. That shit was rocking, though. Shout out to Chi Town. A lot of love at the party, Mr. Ruggs. Herbo.
Fat Joe
My phone rang. Ja Rule. Ja Rule. He was the first person to get through and call me when we won. He was on stage or some shit,
Jada
and he picked on that.
Fat Joe
And he. He was on stage and he was like, yo, Fat Joe. And New York. And we did it. And what that felt like to you?
Jada
I was at a watch party in Orlando too, because I was working. Shit was crazy. I was at a spot that had. It was like a LED maniac. TV's on the wall. The floor you looked over there was. And it was real TVs not projected. Sports.
Fat Joe
Sports club.
Jada
I never seen. Look, the game, the game. The game that was everywhere. You look at the DJ booth, the front end, everywhere you could look, they
Fat Joe
had the game that all the Puerto Ricans from New York moved to Orlando.
Jada
And it was Knicks mania. And I couldn't believe it. They caught a free. They caught like a mini theory. I. It was crazy. I said, yo, Orlando fucking lit for the Knicks, dog. It was in. People was in there crying. My man, Earth child, he was in there. He's dead.
Fat Joe
You know, I thought I would cry. I didn't cry. I almost died. I almost cried. Came to. How about I almost died? Let's just keep it real. No. It's the first time in my life I feel like I almost died, okay? Because I don't know if the people know, but I'm traveling with the team shout out to Mr. Dolan, the whole Knicks organization. I'm on that. Private. Timothy Chalamet, Ben Stiller, Mr. Dolan, it's lit. But what I'm telling you is I don't like to fly on big planes. I hate private planes. And so any bump, I don't know how to explain it to you. So. So in any case, it took a lot out of me flying there and back and there and back and there into Cleveland, into this. And I'm flying in every day, going back. And I said, please. When we lost in New York, I said, damn, we gotta go back, like. And San Antonio. Beautiful people, nice people. But by the time we won, I was so exhausted. I felt like I played the game as a fan. I never felt like this in my life. And I realized I've had deaths in the family and was never as stressed as I was for the Knicks to win the chip. I was, like, really, really stressed out. And it's something out of your control, you know. Mr. Dolan, when they won, you know, he never talks publicly, but the fans, he said, sorry, New York, Sorry it took this long. I really tried, you know, you gotta try. You gotta beat Wimba Yamba. You gotta beat sga. This one, that one. Donovan Mitch, like, you gotta go through a lot. This ain't no giving shit. Nobody could have sat there and said, nick's gonna win. It don't work that way. And I shouted out, my boy Steve Stow from Miami, because I called him. I said, yo, Steve, let me ask you something. We was up 3:1. I said, how do you know when you win the chip? He said, you don't know till you win the chip. I said, shit. He scared the shit out of me, you know what I mean? I'm out there, man. I'm out here going against some rhinestone cowboys over there, you know what I'm saying? Going back politely, you know, I'm like, yo, Bush, him in his back. You know, I'm starting. You know me. I said, we, New York. We start our. I'm over there nicely starting my. With people. Had a man there about 94. He looked like he definitely owned the plantation once in his life. And the man was just sitting there looking at me. And if I could read his mind, he looking at who the Is this dude with this big chain on from New York, talking shit. He was looking like guys like him. We used to finish this nigga in the dirt road, like, I'm telling you. He looking the whole game like he couldn't believe it. He's looking. He's like a hundred years old. He kept looking at me like, you guys from New York allow a guy like this? Like, what are you doing? Like, yo, that nigga was sick. He was sick. He was sick. He was sitting there like, he must not know we catch this boy on the dirt road. He's done.
Jada
It's over, right?
Fat Joe
He's chodi. So, Nigga, that nigga's beef jerky. Nah, yo, I'm telling you, the man was looking at me like if I could read his mind. He was looking like, oh, no, get the room. This guy going tonight? Like I'm sitting up. You already know when it's a real moment. You need a real bottle. That's why we rock with 1800 tequila. You heard me. These people been making tequila for 11 generations. That's 11. That's a legacy. That's OG status. OG they were the first to introduce in Naho. Set the standard before most of these brands even existed.
Jada
And you could taste the difference. For real. The 1800 crystallino and reposado is what we've been on lately. Smooth, clean, elevated, no burn, no rough edges. Just a premium pour that speaks to for itself. You know, when it's something that's just built right, that's what this is.
Fat Joe
Real talk. That's just what it is. It's always around for the best nights. The wins, the celebrations that remember that night story.
Jada
Whether you're keeping it low key with the crew or you're pulling up to a big event. 1800 fits every setting. It ain't trying too hard. It's just that 1800 tequila, real legacy, real smooth. That's the move.
Fat Joe
True, true, true. One San Antonio. Nice people. We had a great time. When we came on that plane flight back, we came right after the game. We came back and I couldn't do. I had no fluidity. It was popping. So much champagne. And shout out to Rich, Rich, bust out the ace of space. Rich stashed the box with like six. Once they ran out of the Pierre Jordan or whatever they had, they were like, yo, but the champagne. I never seen a box of champagne leave so fat. Like, they tore that shit down. Timothy Chalamet, he smelled like champagne. He went in the locker room. I stood by the door. I wasn't going in there.
Jada
You coming out drenched. Yeah.
Fat Joe
It smelled like Ned Dewine, though, bro. I had to tell him. I said what I said, yo, Timothy, like, I ain't want to go in there. And he loved it. He was like, yo, it was great. I Get it? He's a real true Knick fan. My daughter asked me, why you ain't jumping this? I said, man, I gotta ride back. You know, I smell good all the time. I can't do that. Like that shit there be soaked in champagne. I'm not even a drinker like that.
Jada
She should've threw a poncho. Should've threw mad plastic on you.
Fat Joe
Once again, Timothy Chalamet, my brother, one of the greatest guys in the world. He was soaked.
Jada
Thank you.
Fat Joe
He was soaked in champagne. How we doing with them other guys?
Jada
It's coming soon.
Fat Joe
You know, we doing the guys the best guy, you know, they the biggest. Don't say nothing.
Jada
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Fat Joe
That's too much. They gonna try to steal them if they know that we on our three weeks. Wow. It's gonna be the biggest show ever. Best rating. You know, we got some big artists coming up soon. Huge. So I get on that plane, we come back, they popping bottles. Rich had. He might have had a. A case of Ace of Spade up his ass. Because I don't know where that box came out. Came out with a six piece. Yo, okay, yo, listen. The man came. He had a bot. Where did he bring it? I picked him up. I never seen him bring the box and a box of Ace of Spades. They didn't say he tried to sneak it in the stadium. They wouldn't let him sneak in to box the Ace of Spades. Rich had a plan. He said, yo, we popping the Ace of Spades. I seen Alex, Todd shout out to all the New Yorkers when I tell you we was deep out there. When I say deep, regular. My godson, little Danny. I love you, boy. He was out there with his wife when we won. We was on one side, right? And they kind of like. All right, I'm be honest with you. I dare you guys to start some type of contest because you say, I cap you. See, I was doing the Humpty Dance. That man was missing every time I did it. I did it in San Antonio and homeboy Harper missed the two, too. They was trying to get me out of view like obstruction. That last game, they didn't want me nowhere near that basket. I'm telling you, the Humpty Hump is real. And I only use it at crucial events. In San Antonio, I was like five of six. They missed five shots out of the six. I'm doing them. They feel me. So I'm doing the Humpty Hump, know what I'm saying? And they missing the shots. And when I tell you that. The man goes, I had a white dude, he was riding his bike. He had his son with him on the school day, he came up to me, he says, yo, are you the humpty guy? I said, yeah, I am the humpty guy. Yo, I'm wondering, you think we're going to get a ring?
Jada
Hell, no. You are. I'm not getting nothing, man.
Fat Joe
I don't get to be honest with my brother.
Jada
You gonna get a ring. You spike.
Fat Joe
1800.
Jada
I got you. We gotta do a toast for the Knicks, man.
Fat Joe
Let me ask you a question.
Jada
Knicks won the chip. This one is for the OGs. Let's keep it.
Fat Joe
1800 Warburton Avenue.
Jada
Yeah.
Fat Joe
My heart.
Jada
Oh, he's got it right.
Fat Joe
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He's got it right. Kiss. You think I'm gonna get a ring?
Jada
I think you get a ring. Oh, you getting one?
Fat Joe
You think I'm get one? You think Mr. Dolan gonna be like, all the.
Jada
Look, who's getting one? Charlotte Charlamagne.
Fat Joe
Definitely getting Charlamagne.
Jada
You getting one.
Fat Joe
Charlamagne might have the Knicks tattooed on his ass that day.
Jada
Charlamagne's getting one. You getting one. Stellar Spike. Tracy Morgan might get one. That's it about it, huh?
Fat Joe
The. The woman, Mariska Hargitay.
Jada
Yeah, Mariska might get one.
Fat Joe
He's a real fan, bro. I seen her out there crying and all that, like, geez, I. I dig that. The guy goes, they, they. They interviewed. I don't know how they did that. So you seen the same scenes, like, we weren't in New York. That looked like Batman. They lit up buses, all type of wild going on. I knew that was gonna happen. You knew that, right? I knew that was gonna happen. It's white people, too. It's not black and Spanish people. I'm telling you, when it comes to the bombs. Let me explain some of you. The black kids and the Spanish kids do not know how to throw bombs on school bus. That's a white kid who blew that up from Harvard that came out here for the weekend. How you gonna say that out of here? I know when they went in Ohio, they went in Kansas City. The white kids that shit up. It ain't the black Hispanics, kid. No, don't do that one. We can't claim that one. We're not that intricate, okay? They was blowing up buses, okay? There's nothing we could do about that. They had that like Batman, Gotham City. They were in the middle of the Ten, nine, boom. They blew them shits up. But let me tell you, the passion. They were singing that New York concrete jungles where I'm watching this on my
Jada
back two, three times.
Fat Joe
But he interviewed some guy, black dude. He look about my age. He don't rewind the time. Hey, guys, rewind the time. You look younger. Why look 53 when you could look 45? Go, CBS. Get yourself rewind. But let me tell you something. The man crying, and I don't know how they got in his apartment. And the news people was like, sir, what you feel like? He said. He turned around and said, we deserve to be happy. New York City deserves this. We never felt this feeling. And I said, damn. This guy described it the best I've heard anybody describe it. Like New York City, we go through so much. We deserve to be happy.
Jada
Definitely.
Fat Joe
Right. Right or wrong, we over here. E40 called me two days before. He said, yo, I wish you luck. That's my brother. But he don't want four or five chips.
Jada
Yeah, he already know. He felt that feeling.
Fat Joe
He knows the feeling.
Jada
Look at this one. I'm happy, though it's still surreal for me. I can't, I think, after this week, then it'll hit me. Like when you lose somebody and they don't hit you.
Fat Joe
We representing hip hop. I don't want to spoil it. This won't come out till after the parade anyway, so you'll know what it is. I'm in charge of hip hop in the parade, so talk slow.
Jada
Tell them that again. Say that again.
Fat Joe
I'm in charge of hip hop.
Jada
This is your camera right here.
Fat Joe
If you from hip hop, if you're a legend, if you're a rapper, you this and this and that. The buck stops here. And so we have the float. Am I lying? It's the Joe and Jada, the guys on the COVID of Time. We running this shit. And so we're going to make sure it's the greatest. We got Wu Tang, we got the locks, we got mobb, Deep Sugar. You know what that's gonna sound like? You know what Mop's gonna sound like? Remy Ma is gonna sound like? And guess who coming? Guess who coming. Spend that shit.
Jada
Oh, you talk about the hit that week. Proclaim that I wanna plaque. Natina, you wanna plaque?
Fat Joe
You know we breaking records on him. You know that 40, my daughter told me the 42. Doug. His song, that the thick one?
Jada
Yeah, I picked that.
Fat Joe
He said that shit.
Jada
Legend. We picked that.
Fat Joe
Pick that as a hit. We picking nothing but hits here.
Jada
Victory lap. The next one, Victory lap.
Fat Joe
Victory lap is all fight. You know, IG is number two most downloaded song anybody on IG shit is a slapper right now. Victory lap. This, they added it to power 105. We ain't even go for ads or nothing. That shit ringing off. We shooting the video in the parade.
Jada
That's when you know it's a slapper.
Fat Joe
Oh, no, it's a slapper. That's what they call slapper. Well, you got that from your son that knew.
Jada
Nah, it's the slapper. Yeah.
Fat Joe
You know what I was thinking, kids, I'm gonna be honest with you, right? I got super love for nephew. And I said, you know what? Maybe we should sit down with nephew and just make him a head. Like, why don't we just go in
Jada
there, do that for him as Uncle Crack?
Fat Joe
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. I was thinking about it. I said, you know what? After that episode we did. Cause I felt like I was a little negative, right? Because everybody's son, even my son, no,
Jada
he loves, he fucking.
Fat Joe
No, I'm not talking about victory lap. I'm talking about just to the youngest, maybe.
Jada
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Cause I felt like I was a
Jada
little doubtful to him. You give Nephew a hit, the youngest, you got a whole nother influence. Oh, no, you gotta get a new phone.
Fat Joe
They gonna be looking for you. Nah, but I think we can make him a hit. I just gotta sit with him and see what he's on, what's the vibe he's on. And we might as well just make him a hit.
Jada
Let's do it.
Fat Joe
Taylor made him one. And just go boom.
Jada
Pow.
Colin Coward
Today's show is brought to you by our friends and our presenting sponsor, Hard Rock bet Florida Sportsbook. The world's biggest soccer tournament is here. You seen the ratings? Everybody's watching. National pride on the line, superstars chasing immortality. And for the next month, every match feels like a final. If you haven't tried Hard Rock Bet yet, this is the time. Hard Rock Bet is a top rated sportsbook app. The best built to viva la culpa. Whether you're back in your country, betting on your favorite superstar, building a same game parlay for the biggest matches of the tournament. Hard Rock Bet is your way to get in on the action. And if you're ever late to kickoff, don't worry. Hard Rock Bet lets you live bet all match. Long, first minute, final whistle. Plus, Hard Rock Bet has a new promo daily. And we're talking profit boosts, no sweat bets, bonus bets and more. Be sure to check out no Goals, no Problem and Super Sub two promos designed to give your bets insurance all tournament long. So sign up Hard Rock Bet today place a five dollar bet. If it wins, you also score 150 bucks in bonus bets. A winning bet plus an extra 150 to bet with right now. That's how you get the summer started. Hard Rock Bet is Florida's only legal sportsbook. You don't have to be in Florida to join the party. Hard Rock Bet's live in Arizona, Ohio, Jersey, Indiana, Tennessee, Virginia, Colorado, Illinois and Michigan. Download the Hard Rock Bet app today. Roll with us. Go with us. Hard Rock Bet offered by the Seminole Tribe of Florida. Offered by Seminole Hard Rock Digital LLC in Alder States. Must be 21 plus and physically present in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, New Jersey, Ohio, Tennessee or Virginia to play Terms and conditions apply. Concern about gambling in Florida, call 1833 play wise in Indiana. If you or somebody you know has a gambling problem wants help, call 1-800-9 with it in Arizona, Ohio, Virginia, call 1-800- my reset gambling problem, call 1-800-
Tony Ayo
GAMBLER this is Tony Ayo from the Real Report with Tony Ayo and Uncle Murder. You ever notice how everything keeps going up? Rent's going up, streaming services are going up. Even your favorite burrito spot suddenly thinks salsa should cost extra. But with Boost Mobile, you you and your phone bill don't have to play the Willis Go up Soon game because Boost Mobile has an unlimited talk, text and data plan at a price that'll never go up. It's the same price you'll pay for life, meaning you're set to never worry about your bill increasing again for as long as you're on the plan. While the world keeps finding new ways to nickel and dime you, Boost Mobile gives you unlimited wireless at one set price for life. Imagine something in your budget actually staying the same. You'll pay the same for unlimited wireless when you're posting mirror selfies in your 20s and when you're posting mirror selfies in retirement. Some things never change. Switch now for unlimited wireless at a price that'll never go up. Only at boost mobile. After 30 gigabytes, customers may experience slower speeds. Customers will pay $25 a month as long as they remain active on the Boost Unlimited plan.
Sleep Apnea PSA
Do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea, or OSA in adults with obesity? They may be happening to you without you knowing. If anyone has ever said you snored loudly or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness, irritability and concentration issues. It may be due to osa. OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation. Learn more at don'tsleep on OSA.com this information is provided by Lilly A Medicine company.
Colin Coward
Hi, it's Colin Coward from the Colin Coward Podcast. Every goal starts with an assist. As Official partners of U.S. soccer, this team is ready to deliver Sensodyne dentist recommended defense of your sensitive teeth Centrum Fueling your day with science backed nutrients. Advil of course. Powerful inflammation fighting pain relief Voltaren Arthritis gel helps penetrate deep, keeps the joints moving and tums ready to counterattack with fast heartburn relief. Learn how Halion can assist your game day goals@helionassist.com Con this is Jeff T
Jeff T
from the Club 520 podcast. Oh my goodness. Now this is a performance you do not want to miss. The Dell xps powered by Intel Core Ultra. It's got the sauce, we're talking speed, style, stamina, bam. And a long lasting battery life unheard of in this league. So whether you're using it for the next level, creativity, never ending productivity, or the entertainment that has you on the edge of your seat, this laptop is your mvp. Just look at the hustle. Is there anything you can't do? From the first second of the action all the way through the overtime, this thing is a powerhouse. The Dell XPS built for those with all the right moves. Built for you. Find technology built to take your game up a notch.
Jada
@dell.com XPS. We had the UFC at the White House this week. What you thinking back?
Fat Joe
God said that disrespected Michelle Obama. Ms. Obama.
Jada
Why didn't cut his Michael, why didn't.
Fat Joe
No, I'm supposed to go. I was invited to Obama's library but I I last minute I had to do the parade. I didn't know we was going to win but I was going out to shot town. So shout out to Mr. Obama Mrs. Obama for inviting me. That shit that Oprah Winfrey and all them on there. My girl Gayle King, you know, shit like that. You know the real bougie.
Jada
Major. Major.
Fat Joe
You know what I'm saying? Major. But yeah, what's up man? What's up with the UFC and the White House?
Jada
I don't really understand.
Fat Joe
I mean you know they real Trump supporters. Okay so Dana White is Man, man, man man man man man man. That's like you did some for Ko Unique. That's how tight they are. You know, Dana White is his man. Like, they best friends, like, you know, hang out every day type shit, you know. And they threw the ufc. I didn't even look at it. I'm not. Believe it or not, because all I do is watch violent movies and shit like that and. But the ufc, it's just too violent for me. I don't know. It's too much. I love boxing.
Jada
It's too violent.
Fat Joe
When somebody get. Yeah, man, they be busting eye sockets, knee to the neck, the disc. I never like that. And I'm going to tell you something. You know how we talk about Madison Square Garden, the Hulk Hogan section. You fuck around in the ufc, I'm sure everybody in there think that you. They will fuck you up if you bump into a nigga with his ear looking like a fucking lollipop. A cauliflower.
Jada
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Get ready to prepare. It reminds me when Edgar Balanga for
Jada
his ear looking like a lollipop.
Fat Joe
Edgar Balanga for canelo. I felt like the Mexican. The whole crowd was the Mexican cartel. I kept telling my daughter, don't look back. Don't look back. Damn. But they say, fuck you. Suck my dick. Don't look back. Don't look back.
Jada
I caught that at the time when Floyd had to fight with. When he touched gloves and he and the whole Mexican caught dog. They threw sodas, they threw milkshakes. They was going crazy. They didn't show that part on tv. The Mexican cartel was going, get me out of there. I think that's the last fight.
Fat Joe
Talking in Mexican, I don't even know. Way home.
Jada
Yeah.
Fat Joe
I'm like, yo, look. Straight guys, look. You know, it's like the movies. You see where somebody's walking in the street and a guy comes towards you and you walk across the street.
Jada
You know what I'm happy about for the Knicks, too? With no. And I say this with all respect, no disrespect. We back in the mix now. They were showing the commercials. Sga, Braun, Curry, Harden, Spider Mitchell, this, that. Then they show us with Clyde with a cow suit. Come on, dog. Now we. Now they can show Brunson and Harden.
Fat Joe
That's over, man. I would.
Jada
We get.
Fat Joe
I was tired of being a Nick fan. And they kept showing 1973. Yo. You know, in Cuba, they cow soup. They come back, Clyde with communism and communism, right? In communist countries, they show Fidel all day like he's the preacher. Like he's this him fighting a war. Like the only TV they got to kill him. He probably fought UFC to them niggas like Putin got the same shit over there in Russia. He's shooting animals. Every TV is pooping, Shooting animals, fighting, niggas wrestling. That's how communists do. When I tell you that we were almost in the little communists because the Knicks, they bring Clyde out with the Klaus suit. 1973 when he left. I was tired of 1973, man.
Jada
They can rest.
Fat Joe
Let's go chill.
Jada
Now he can put his suit the trajectory. Yeah, that's what makes me feel we in the mix no more. These all of them fashion straight from Paris. And then they show the Knicks 1973 cow suits.
Fat Joe
You want to know we back. You know what happened to me? I was just. What they say with the youth, what they say? I was just today years old.
Jada
Yeah, I was yesterday.
Fat Joe
Sunday, I was just.
Jada
Oh, I was today's years old when
Fat Joe
I was today's years old. Sunday, when I realized I'm old, yo, that was sick. I flew back from the fluidity once again. Everybody thought something was wrong with me on the plane back. Cause I couldn't even. Bro, I'm done. I don't know how to explain. My mother died, my father died. I never been that more stressed in my life. I'm in the fucking nick.
Jada
Shit.
Fat Joe
Stressed out of my life. When I got on the plane, I just was so stressed. I sat down, everybody popping champagne, making speeches. I'm like, yo, my whole lifetime I've been waiting for this shit. But listen, I get home, plane land six in the morning. I get home, seven o', clock, my phone rings. Jose Alvarado. Yo, G, where we meeting to go to the parade? I'm like, yo, fuck you.
Jada
Yo,
Fat Joe
I'm gonna die. That's when I knew for the first time in my life had I attempted to try that in the sun. Did not dying. Fat Joe died at the Puerto Rican parade. Congratulations. I was gonna die. I don't know if you ever felt like that. You might have did too many pull ups. You might have did this. I knew if I went with that young nigga to the parade, I was going to die. They were gonna have to take me out on a structure.
Jada
All you needed was.
Fat Joe
I couldn't do it no more agua. I had no fluidity lecture. Like, he was like, yo, bro, let's go. And then they got another one in Brooklyn. And your man egg up along the other young 21, iced out tank top. Yo, we at Bushwick, yo. I'm like, yo, how about I'm quick, Grandfather Joe is dead. Like, I slept to like, first time in my life, I slept to, like, six, seven at night. I woke up, my wife was right next to me. I said. She was like, man, you must have had a rough. Too much champagne or something. I said, champagne? I said, yo, I felt like I was gonna die. I did too much. I did, too. That's what let me know about the coaches, man. They gotta go through, like, Leon Rose. That motherfucker was probably worldwide West.
Jada
Stress.
Fat Joe
Stress, man. The stress. And I'm a stress guy, but, you know, I never smoked a cigarette. I'm not like. I tackle on stress. Like, actually, stress fuels me. It was too much. This one right here, it was that. You seen Coach through that TSP song. He wanted that fucking camo.
Jada
See?
Fat Joe
You see that shit? Yo, stop acting like you don't see me out there acting up.
Jada
I see you.
Fat Joe
Yo, you see me acting up. Stop acting like what?
Jada
Stop acting like you don't see.
Fat Joe
I took Shaq and them hostage. Shaq sent me a. A new freestyle in my DM this morning. Coming down there. Shaq is hip hop, and it is. Send me a brand new. I got it on my dm. I don't know if I'm supposed to show it. No, he freestyling on his. But, Shaq, you see where I took them dudes hostage up there? That was all for New York. I don't. Look, I felt. First of all, I don't know if I'm delusional or what, but I feel when I sit courtside, I sit there for the hood. The hood got real estate. I come from the projects, come from welfare, come from nothing. When I'm sitting there, okay, I feel like the hood has a seat at the table.
Jada
That's why they call your phone like that for tickets. They call them for everybody thinking to get everybody in this stretch. Look,
Fat Joe
I want this to be over Thursday. Congratulations. Let's go back to Joe and Jada. Stop this Nick shit. Because when I tell you they calling, I gotta tell people that I love. No, I told Becca's. I said, yo, Pekkas, don't make me embarrass you. I told Becca's that Becca's one of my best friends. Top five top 10 best friends on earth. He's my brother.
Jada
What? He called for the flow.
Fat Joe
He called for the flow, but he got fluidity. He's actually the only extra person in the whole flow. Like there ain't a rapper. So I told him, yes. He start talking me other people. Oh, I want to bring Carmelo's nephew, Ronnie Kip's. Cousin. Like, you're my man.
Jada
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Don't get embarrassed at 7:30 in the morning in front of Mr. Dolan there. Don't do it to yourself, Papu. Like, please. I said, right now. Because his wife Karen, his kids, I love him to death. He's one of my top 10 friends. Like, I love Pecos. On another level, I see your pekas. Please don't get embarrassed out there. Because if you show up with the fluidity, you're not getting in. I don't know how to explain it to you. It's a float with a capacity of 20 people. It gotta be. Everybody you see on that float gotta be a rapper. We can't do the friends and fit. We don't have it. Now, you my friend. I snuck you in as a stowaway. You know, back in the days, niggas used to jump on the buses, you know. You remember you had that in Yonkers where niggas jump on the back of the buses and take the free ride jumping. I said, pekas, you jumped on the back of the float. He caught the fluidity on the back. Like he's the only guy in the world who. I said, yo, jump on the back of the. You know, jump on the. Hold on.
Jada
Stick straight.
Fat Joe
Hold on. And the man started telling me, yo, such and such, nephew. You know, such and such. I said, yo, beg, please. I beg you in every aspect of the world.
Jada
So I wanna. So you telling me and you telling the world. Yes. Besides Sean, fat guys that he gonna be the only person on the floor.
Fat Joe
Family ain't coming. Nobody's coming. Nobody could come. I want this to be Hitmania. I want Wu Tang to perform. And then Shook Ones come on. Then the locks. We gonna make it. And then bounce like a jungle sometimes and make me wonder. And then right when we get around the juicy part of the parade, you hear, spin that shit, Spin that shit. Spin that. That's it. And then victory lap through the whole fluidity. Shout out Eve Rivera. Ethan's bringing the three biggest camera dudes. They gonna capture that confetti. All that shit out there now. I heard it might rain. If it rains, we semi fucked. Not. We gonna go with the fluidity.
Starbucks Narrator
Huh?
Fat Joe
The vic is. Yo, Vic, relax, relax. Okay? You're not totally confirmed, okay?
Jada
Oh, semi confirmed is the same. I confirmed. Let me just go down there and run on the side.
Fat Joe
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Jada
They can't tell you you can't go in the roof. You got nothing to do with the flow you following.
Fat Joe
Let me tell you, Let me tell you Experience, Sidewalk. Tell you experience. This is why it pays to be a little old, right? One year, the Puerto Rican parade, we go with Big Pun and the Terror Squad, and we put 40 niggas on the float that's supposed to fit 20 people. You know what the 1,000 police officers did? They stood in front of our float at the prime of Boricua Morena. I mean, when that was number one in the world, the first Latino double platinum. Them niggas took a net, an orange net out and forced the driver to. It said, dead capacity. Just the only time in my life I watched big pun walk 20 blocks in the middle of the parade, waving at. It's like, yo, they stole that body more at his prime. I'm talking about when it's on the radio ten times a day. This the first Puerto Rican double platinum. They pushed us off the parade. If you do over the capacity, your ass is done. I already went through it.
Jada
I'm not telling them that. You caught. You should not listen.
Fat Joe
Let them overdo it. Listen, guys, Hip hop, don't get mad at me. If they pull that over, I'm running on Dolen's flow. One off one. I'm up in there. I'm gonna be Sean Beckas hanging on the back of the bus.
Jada
Yo, World cup kiss. Shout out. The World cup kiss. Shout out to USA. Man, we won 4 1. Most goals scored by a USA team in the World cup game.
Fat Joe
How about Cape Verdea? You heard about Cape Verde? They play Spain.
Jada
Somebody called me.
Fat Joe
The book Cape Verde is.
Jada
I got a text.
Fat Joe
Cape Verde is the most beautiful place. One of the most beautiful places in Africa.
Jada
Yeah, yeah.
Fat Joe
But this guy's jersey, they say he sold 850,000 jerseys after one game. His goal, he stopped against the number one team, Spain. He caught like seven Go. Phenomenal. Shit. If we knew soccer, we would have been bragging like Tom Brady or some wild shit happened. Am I lying? You know soccer. You from Brazil. What he did was bananas. He had Nas, Jay Z, Ja Rule, Jadakiss kicking them shits out of me. He was going, they are, yo. They said nobody ever went up like this guy. Nobody has. Am I lying? You know soccer, football? They said nobody in history. He said his Instagram went from like 50,000 to like 5 million in one hour or some shit. No, no, no. Somebody broke a record out there at that FIFA, you know, I've been bragging to y' all about Wembayamba for the whole season. Do you Think he's beatable next year. You think so? Oh, y' all n are crazy, man. Y' all crazy.
Jada
You don't think we could beat him again? He ain't give us a dap, man. Win me alma right now.
Fat Joe
No.
Jada
Sore loser, man. I don't like that. Nah. What? They were supposed to dap up the team, man. They wasn't. Don't.
Fat Joe
They didn't dap up the team.
Jada
No. They left. Only person got a brunson gave adapted the coach. The whole team winning and nobody adapted. That's all losers.
Fat Joe
I don't like it, man. That guy scares me. Oh, so you know, I got cursed out. I heard, fuck you, Fat Joe. I turned around as Ron Harper.
Jada
The father.
Fat Joe
The father, yeah. So I turned around, I said, yo, Ron. He was like, nah, fuck you. I said, Mr. Harper, your son is incredible. He's phenomenal. He was like, yeah, fuck you, Fat Joe. I don't give a fuck this.
Sleep Apnea PSA
That.
Fat Joe
I said, once again, I love your son. I love the team. You know, we just wanted to win. And he looked at me, said, all right, Fat Joe. I didn't know my daughter and them, they grew up. They grew up with this kid. He was at her sweet 16. my daughter sweet. I didn't know that yet. I didn't know. I thought he was like a la. Ron Harper ain't from la. They ain't win them chips with la.
Jada
He did, but he lived over here in Jersey, bro.
Fat Joe
My daughter told me she knows this kid, that he was at her sweet 16. I am terrified of this kid. Ron Harper's son, Dylan Killer. He's a fucking killer. Who? Don't call him James Harden. Don't do that. The fuck out of here with that shit. James Harden is at the strip club out of here, legit. He ain't no winner. This kid gonna win chips, man.
Jada
Out of here.
Fat Joe
You don't ever call him James Harden. James Harden, that ain't winning any team.
Jada
You win the first ballot. Hall of Fame.
Fat Joe
You kidding? What does that mean? What was the chip?
Jada
That's not hard. You know how much people didn't win the chip?
Fat Joe
Let me tell you something.
Jada
That ain't make it to the hall of Fame.
Fat Joe
Nah, it ain't like that. It ain't like that. Well, anyway, if they did, they made it to the hall of Fame. They didn't win a chip, yo, that much good. James Harden's a loser, guys. If y' all guys don't understand. He's a loser, man.
Jada
What the Hardening dope.
Fat Joe
James Harden is a loser. Why you gotta throw a flag? Give me the buzzer. Give me the buzzer. James Harden. James Harden. James Harden will up your whole basketball. He's a cancer. No, he should have stood at okc. Let me explain.
Jada
First ballot, hall of Fame.
Fat Joe
Crack, huh?
Jada
First ballot, hall of Fame.
Fat Joe
Is he a great number?
Jada
His numbers, look, you know, you a numbers guy and M play.
Fat Joe
Let me explain something to you. All that individual achievement. Matter of fact, he's probably the last player in the NBA to be part of that individual achievement shit.
Jada
How much assistance all these guys. You look at these guys, you know what's sad?
Fat Joe
You know what's sad about the Knicks winning the shit in 53 years. You start looking at everybody who ain't winning shit, and you look at them and you say, damn, these niggas ain't want to play team ball. They didn't want to win. You know what they want? They looked up and they saw 32. Even though they lost by 20 and 25. They were like, yeah, number nine got 32. Yeah, I sold out Sports Center. Yo, nigga, you not a winner. You know what I'm saying? This reminds me of the. All the time I did it at the Rucker. I said it before, I say it again, and I have no disrespect. The nicest handle I ever seen in a street park was a kid named Bone Collector. Bone Collector was taking Jamal Tinsley. He was just breaking niggas legs out there like nothing was. Must see TV like him. One day we walking in the park for the beginning of the year, and he runs up to me, yo, crack, yo, yo, coach, I turned around, I look at him, he says, coach, that's it. I want to win a chip. I already won four in a row. I want to win a chip. I want to be with Terror Squad. What do I got to do? I said, you, my friend, cannot do nothing. You can't play for us. You don't want to win a chip. You want individual achievement. I can't do it, brother. Bone Collector. And he's the best. He had the best skills I ever seen out there as a player with the handle. And let me tell you something. You can't win with James Harden. When I saw James Harden on Cleveland, I knew he was beating him. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry. If you believe that he's a Hall of Famer, that he's going to win, that he's.
Jada
I'm just telling you.
Fat Joe
So you thought he was going to win James Harden.
Jada
No, I didn't say that.
Fat Joe
All right. He never wins.
Jada
He's just.
Fat Joe
That's the point. Am I correct or not? He never wins every year. He'd still probably be a first ballot hall of Famer though. But what the fuck does that that's exactly my point. He is an individual achiever. He don't care about the team. He don't care about winning. He don't care about team ball. He don't care about playing defense. He cares about scoring 30 and you guys still saying he's James Harden. And him walking in the strip club and acting the way he want to act. That ain't no up. He's a loser. All right.
Jada
Joe and jadashow.com we got new merch fresh off the presses. Go get it. Bang out of Big bomb joe and jadishow.com you can get these little cold for a T shirt with a hoodie.
Fat Joe
It's my favorite right there. I need an extra large showadishow.com Go there. Get it.
Tony Ayo
This is Tony Ayo from the Real Report with Tony Ayo and Uncle Murder. You ever notice how everything keeps going up? Rents going up? Streaming services are going up? Even your favorite burrito spot suddenly thinks salsa should cost extra. But with Boost Mobile, you and your phone bill don't have to play the Will this go up soon? Game because Boost Mobile has an unlimited talk, text and and data plan at a price that'll never go up. It's the same price you'll pay for life, meaning you're set to never worry about your bill increasing again for as long as you're on the plan. While the world keeps finding new ways to nickel and dime you, Boost Mobile gives you unlimited wireless at one set price for life. Imagine something in your budget actually staying the same. You'll pay the same for unlimited wireless when you're posting mirror selfies in your 20s. And when you're posting mirror selfies in retirement. Some things never change. Switch now for unlimited wireless at a price that'll never go up. Only at boost mobile. After 30 gigabytes, customers may experience slower speeds. Customers will pay $25 a month as long as they remain active on the Boost Unlimited plan.
Sleep Apnea PSA
Do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea, or OSA in adults with obesity? They may be happening to you without you knowing. If anyone has ever said you snored loudly, or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness, irritability and constant concentration issues, it may be due to OSA OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation. Learn more at. Don't sleep on osa.com this information is provided by Lilly, a medicine company.
Colin Coward
Hi, it's Colin Coward from the Colin Coward Podcast. Every goal starts with an assist. As Official partners of U.S. soccer, this team is ready to deliver Sensodyne Dentist recommended defense of your sensitive teeth Centrum Fueling your day with science backed nutrients Advil of course Powerful Inflammation Fighting pain relief Voltaren Arthritis Gel helps penetrate deep, keeps the joints moving and tums ready to counterattack with fast heartburn relief. Learn how Halion can assist your gameday goals at
Jeff T
this is Jeff t from the Club 520 podcast. Oh my goodness. Now this is a performance you do not want to miss. The Dell XPS Powered by Intel Core Ultra. It's got the sauce. We're talking speed, style, stamina, bam and a long lasting battery life unheard of in this league. So whether you're using it for the next level of creativity, never ending productivity, or the entertainment that has you on the edge of your seat, this laptop is your mvp. Just look at the hustle. Is there anything you can't do? From the first second of the action all the way through to overtime, this thing is a powerhouse. The Dell XPS built for those with all the right moves. Built for you 5 technology built to
Fat Joe
take your game up a notch@dell.com XPS. Melo's one of the he's first ballot hall of Famer. This and this and that. And it's unfortunate that I know for a fact Melo ain't want to play team ball himself like that. Knock. What happened?
Jada
You lost your mind, dawg. They just didn't win a ring. That don't mean they what's wrong? It took us 53 years. Now you chopping niggas down. That was killing for the last 25 years.
Fat Joe
No, I'm not chopping niggas down. Melo is definitely way better than James Harden and more of a winner than James Harden because he won in college. I do believe Melo could have somewhere along the system play deep. Needed some help and I love Melo.
Jada
He needed the right help at the right time.
Fat Joe
Melo's the man. Melo's the man. One of my favorite. I put him top five Knicks of all time. I'm not gonna lie to you. I love Melo. But at some point it could have registered in his head. Yo, let's play team ball and I also think he left the league two years early. Cause he was still busting n ass. But he didn't want to play the position like. You gotta listen, man.
Jada
Yo, shout out to Vinnie junior, Whoever he is. He's a rock. A rock athlete. I think I met him. He scored a goal for Brazil.
Fat Joe
He's the best from Brazil. Vinny. What's up? Muto Bank?
Jada
Let me get a jersey, Vinny.
Fat Joe
Yo, let me tell you some Brazil. Rich players in Brazil. Fan his whole life. His father, Tom Pete. Rest in peace. Shout out to Elsie Joe Speechy, Rich's mother. It's her birthday today, I think.
Jada
Happy birthday, Mama.
Fat Joe
Mama's like 84. Beautiful. But Pele used to hang out with Rich's father. Like the guy? Yes.
Jada
Oh, that's it.
Fat Joe
Real Pele. Not Pele. Pele, the leather. Let me tell you something. They used to come get drunk at his. At his hardware shop every Saturday. They had the crew, part of the crew, right? But let me tell you something. That Vinnie Jr. Special guy. And he's with us. He's with Roc Nation.
Jada
You get a jersey, Vinnie. You know what I mean? Shout out to you.
Fat Joe
I'll tell you, son, that victory lap out there, shaking them windows out there.
Jada
Stepping in like Fat Joe, but I'm slim.
Fat Joe
Walk in like Fat Joe, but I'm Slim. Ain't that true? I be walking in like I'm Fat Joe. If you would have seen Fat Joe and Big. He's seen it. Fat Joe and Big Pun walked in the club. Yo, my n. That's it. That's it. We couldn't get on the elevator together. Them N was like this, walking in and shit. It's like, hey, I still walk in. It's funny. You know, when I thought about that bar I was in, Carbone F1. And I walked in like Fat Joe. And Kevin Hart's there and this one and that one. I'm like, walk. I still walk in like Memorial Weekend. If you was at Memorial Weekend, which you always had your birthday there and Fat Joe was walking. When we was younger, the big Fat Joe walked in with the. I still walk in like I'm Fat Joe, but I'm slim. You probably ain't Fat Joe no more. You probably can't.
Jada
That's funny, dude. That's one of my favorite lines of that song.
Fat Joe
Yo, that is mad funny. Walk in like Fat Joe, but I'm slim. That's all in my mind. I think I'm Fat Joe, but I'm really not Fat Joe. Fat Joe used to hit when he fought and catch you with the tip of the. The pinky that this boom. You knocked out right now, I might smack the guy with the biggest. And they might look at me like, yo, my man, you lightweight. My like, get the up out of here with that. Said you ain't Fat Joe no. More like you Slim Joe. That my weight category, right? It's not the same.
Jada
Yo, don't bring those shits over here.
Fat Joe
What?
Jada
The people sent these 12 pairs on coach Mike Brown.
Fat Joe
Who?
Jada
PF Flyers. PF Flyers walk in like Coach Brown, but not Deeds.
Fat Joe
Oh, you got the S for Drew. You got the lion. Nah, nah. You like these shits?
Jada
No. Somebody.
Fat Joe
No, this is the Coach Brown. Yo, this is the Coach Browns.
Jada
Let me get those. I need a pair of those because I'm gonna get it signed by him.
Fat Joe
Oh, he's gonna sign our. You seen him throw that ts on at the who the? We waited 53 years. Let me ask you something, Laurie. You work with us. When you seen the coach put on the TS chain, the first fly these shits, was that like some Fat Joe with like. Yo, only Fat Joe will pull off the TS on the coach said, yo, I need the blank look. You got it.
Jada
Walk in like Mike Brown, but I'm slip.
Fat Joe
But these are slim. Is there cushion on this? It actually is cushion, my son. Yo, it's actually comfortable. I didn't know that. I thought it was like on a rock.
Jada
They don't got no cushion then.
Fat Joe
No, these shits got a cushion.
Jada
Show you.
Fat Joe
No, he's got cushions.
Jada
That's why he feel.
Fat Joe
That's what he was trying to tell me.
Jada
Shout out to pf.
Fat Joe
I thought he used to procast.
Jada
Yeah, I mean, I'm getting my joints signed by Coach Mike Brown.
Fat Joe
Pause Jamar at the. At the parade.
Jada
Sign these. Stash these.
Fat Joe
I did a canvas, a nick canvas. I'm gonna get them being the tats. I'm gonna get them the. All the nick signed it tomorrow. I'm harass them tomorrow.
Jada
Somebody.
Fat Joe
Yo, Mike Brown. We gonna take them and get them signed. What's the matter?
Jada
We got hit these out of here. The leopard. Get the leopard skins out of it. Get those out. Get Easy Unique so I can get them signed. PF Flyers. Shout out to PF Flyers. Shout out to Wu Tang, man. You know what I mean? Hip Hop hall of Fame. They perform on Jimmy Fallon.
Fat Joe
That's something I gotta talk about, right? So when it comes to Philadelphia, I'm really for 5th and Allegheny. I'm really from German. What's the matter? Oh, no.
Jada
This is how they land.
Fat Joe
You know, when I went to Jay Z at the Roots, I bumped into Dutch and Spade, my man, he spit a hot 16 for me.
Jada
Still Spade, Dutch.
Fat Joe
Anybody with Philly knows Fat Joe was one of the only rappers sitting on the stoop with a lean back. Number one in America. And I'm on the. In fact, my escape from New York was always Philly. I would go over there and hang out with my brother E Philly, and sit on the stoop in the middle of the hood. You know, the black cowboys, they ride the horses through the block. That's our block now. But I'm just telling you the truth. That's where I'm from, right? So now why I'm saying that when I did the 20th anniversary at the Apollo, which you was there with the locks, I brought the whole feeling. You remember that? Philadelphia came, Beanie Siegel came. The whole Philly came and ripped that shit down with Memphis Bleak. Right? I always include Philly. I realize the Roots don't include Fat Joe. They do a Jimmy Fallon. They walk past Fat Joe. They do 50 years of hip hop where they in charge of it in the Grammys. They ignore Fat Joe. I'm sitting in there with the fly suit and the whole shit right there. Like me, me. And they throw every rapper on. I don't understand why. I support the Roots my whole life. I don't know why they don't pick me. Whenever they do some type of hip hop event. I never get picked. So I'm just saying.
Jada
The quest.
Fat Joe
So, like, what's up? What I do to the roof.
Jada
My brothers didn't call you?
Fat Joe
No, no, no. Why not now? Your brothers. Because you wasn't at the Grammy 50th year Faniverse.
Jada
Who was?
Fat Joe
You. You performed.
Jada
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Okay, so this is the point. I just told you, all right? This is the point I'm trying to make to you, Fat Joe, Fat Joey. I checked Spotify this week. Three out of the top 10 songs is Fat Joe on. It's New York, It's Lean Back. I'll show you the numbers. New York, Lean Back. All the way up right now. Yeah, the Knicks won the shit. You trying to act like my contributions. I'm never invited to nothing they're in control of never. I don't know if it's something we think.
Jada
It's a conversation. I don't think. Is it. I don't think it's.
Fat Joe
I got a platform and I'm using it. This is the number one hip hop platform. And I'm just saying, guys, I notice. So if I need to buy the
Jada
Roots, every man in the Roots, a
Fat Joe
pair of PF flyers. Yo, guys, I notice. We gotta sit down to talk. Charlie, Mac, Philly, you know, just sit it down. I come to Philly. You know I'm from Philly. You know I ain't lying.
Jada
Do a show with the Roots.
Fat Joe
Y' all know I'm from Philly. I'm from Philly. Fifth, Allegheny, Germantown. That's my hood. Y' all know that. What happened? Kiss, Kiss. They include you in this shit, right?
Jada
Sometimes I don't get included in a lot of shit, but I don't. I don't take it.
Fat Joe
I just noticed there's a direct coalition with. Every time they run the show, I never get invited. I really don't understand.
Jada
I don't get invited to mad shit. So I don't think that. But I think. I don't. I think you overthink it, but you might not be Roots. A good guy.
Fat Joe
Yeah, you gotta. No, I love the Roots. This ain't what you. This ain't that, and that ain't this. I'm not trying to disrespect the Roots. I'm saying, yo, let's sit down, have a conversation. If I rubbed you the wrong way, I never. I'm with AI. Bubba Chuck is Terror Squad. He rocking the TS chain right now. Bubba Chuck is Terror Squad. I done been up and down Virginia, huh?
Jada
Bubba Chuck is from Newport News, Virginia.
Fat Joe
Yeah, but he. He the king of Philly. Like that. That. No, we're not gonna. We gonna.
Colin Coward
Huh?
Jada
They adopted him.
Fat Joe
He did everything for Philly. You ever went to that? TGI Friday.
Jada
They booked me there before.
Fat Joe
How crazy that was.
Jada
Turned to a club.
Fat Joe
Yo, that Y after the game, they had TGI Friday looking like Club Live.
Jada
Yeah, that's a fact.
Fat Joe
Holy shit. The planet Earth. You want to see AI after a game, you come there. I was in there every week with AI. Like, I don't know what's up. I'm part of Philly.
Jada
When is the Fanatic Fest?
Fat Joe
So we Philly, we're in the Fanatics Fest. Am I right, Lori, what are we doing in the Fanatics Fest?
Jada
That's at Philly?
Fat Joe
No, no, that's Michael Rubin.
Jada
That's.
Fat Joe
Yo, Michael Rubin. Phillies Michael Rubin.
Jada
I gotta get some plays, some of the cards, and I can get signed. I'm not off. I'm very much on point.
Fat Joe
He's split for Sensei,
Jada
and I need them signed by the Big Brady and them Man, I need to see some of them.
Fat Joe
I don't even know about cards like that.
Jada
See, this is the new hustle.
Fat Joe
That's a new one. That's the fluidity the jewelers are switching to.
Jada
The jewelers is into the playing cards. That's how much fluidity. That's all I'm gonna tell you.
Fat Joe
And shout out to all the jewelers, my brother, Pristine Jeweler.
Jada
Yeah. My man.
Fat Joe
You see, he brought me the watch on the court.
Jada
On the court.
Fat Joe
Side, that was hard. The autism piece. Caught side.
Jada
That was fire. Shot.
Fat Joe
You d. You seen that? Dale, let me tell you something. We've been stunting all that. Yo, I gotta chill, bro. Like, yo, I can't lie to you, y'.
Jeff T
All.
Fat Joe
Kiss, we've been acting up out here. Disrespectful. They getting a fucking puzzle watch courtside. At the date. Nah, at this stupid date, man, we been acting up, man. We've been acting up. And shout out to Pristine. Shout out. Lorraine Schwartz. There's a couple of names.
Jada
Maza.
Fat Joe
Huh?
Jada
My man, Maza.
Fat Joe
Yeah, but I'm talking about who's gonna do the ring. The Knicks ring.
Jada
They probably gonna go to this. I don't know. Whoever's cool with Dolan now.
Fat Joe
Whoever has the best. He's getting all the wives rings, too, huh? He's getting all the players wise rings, too. Listen, I just want my ring.
Jada
You get one. Lord, give me one.
Fat Joe
I need a ring. Me get a pinky one.
Jada
I'm gonna make me a little.
Fat Joe
I ain't gonna lie about about it.
Jada
Dolan, the Knicks, everybody. Let me get a pinky ring.
Fat Joe
See, you know the problem with Kiss, man? He know how to make me feel bad. But let me at least. I got you some PF Flyers. Let me tell you something. The man make you feel bad. I'm telling you right now in your face to our audience, that we're nothing without him. I don't know if I'm gonna get a ring. I really don't know.
Jada
You getting one?
Fat Joe
No, but you telling me that shit you ain't misunderstood.
Jada
You ask me, do I think. I think you are.
Fat Joe
I wish.
Jada
Everybody on the plane is getting a ring. How about that, man?
Fat Joe
I'm gonna put my ring in there with some. With some AK47s standing by. The ring don't come up here and bring here or I'm gonna have to get me a safe where we could throw 10 people in the. Gotta be like one of them refrigerators at Peter Lucas. You know, I didn't got the steak Big ass safe for the ring.
Jada
I might go to Peter Lucas today.
Fat Joe
Man, they gonna have to do the what but Ocean's Eleven to get that
Jada
off
Fat Joe
on the wrong day. On the wrong day, they might rob.
Jada
It's.
Fat Joe
It's capable. Anybody can get robbed. But I'm not giving up the ring. If I got the ring, I ain't gonna lie.
Jada
They.
Fat Joe
I gotta go down. I gotta go see Pun in them up. Big L and Pun and all of it just be like, nah, nah. They try to take the ring. God. Huh? Nah. Not the ts, not the Rolex, not the this. They can have that. They can have the ice. They can have everything. The ring. Well, I got to go that. Yeah. I'm going Black Rob. I'll be with Black Robbie.
Jada
Ring next. I love you.
Fat Joe
I'll be with Black. Robbing them in asap. Get me up there. You know what? I seen freestyle the other day? G Depp, man, that was pitting Deb.
Jada
Still nothing?
Fat Joe
No, no, no. He first came on, he had that fluidity. Now he got the fluidity. I seen him catch a body on a freestyle recently. I said, holy shit, that motherfucker back. Yeah. I mean, check this out. This ain't that.
Jada
That ain't this.
Fat Joe
It's crack and kiss, motherfuckers. And keep envying.
Jada
1800.
Fat Joe
1800.
Sleep Apnea PSA
Do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea, or osa, in adults with obesity? They may be happening to you without you knowing. If anyone has ever said you snore loudly, or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness, irritability, and concentration issues, it may be due to osa. OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation. Learn more at don't sleep on OSA.com this information is provided by Lily, a medicine company.
Tony Ayo
This is Tony Ayo from the Real Report with Tony Ayo and Uncle Murder. You ever notice how everything keeps going up? Rent, streaming, even extra Sosa at your favorite burrito spot. But with Boost Mobile, you don't have to play the Willis Go up Soon game. Boost Mobile offers an unlimited talk, text and data plan at a price that'll never go up. It's the same price you'll pay for life. Switch now for unlimited wireless at a price that'll never go up. Only at boost mobile. After 30 gigabytes, customers may experience slower speeds. Customers will pay $25 a month as long as they remain active on the Boost Unlimited plan.
Colin Coward
Hi, it's Colin Coward from the Colin Coward Podcast. Every goal starts with an assist. As Official partners of U.S. soccer, this team is ready to deliver Sensodyne Dentist recommended defense of your sensitive teeth Centrum Fueling your day with science backed nutrients. Advil of course Powerful inflammation fighting pain relief Voltaren Arthritis Gel helps penetrate deep, keeps the joints moving and tums ready to counterattack with fast heartburn relief. Learn how Halion can assist your game day goals@helionassist.com Con Paramount plus is now
Fat Joe
the home of all your BET favorites.
Sleep Apnea PSA
What?
Fat Joe
Yes, with all new episodes of Tyler Perry's Divorce Sisters. These are always liked a little drama plus a whole new world of movies like Gladiator 2. Now I will control an empire original series like the Shy. Just make sure we protect each other in live sports like ufc. Welcome to the history books. New home, same family. Your BET favorites are now on Paramount plus. Subscribe now.
Date: June 23, 2026
Episode Theme:
Fat Joe and Jadakiss celebrate the New York Knicks’ long-awaited NBA Championship, relive iconic moments from the Finals and the city-wide celebration, and discuss hip hop’s deep role in the victory parade. The pair reflect on their careers and give candid takes on NBA stars, rap culture, and behind-the-scenes tales from recent events. They highlight viral songs, discuss family and friendship, and Fat Joe raises a surprising question about his relationship with The Roots.
Knicks Win: Where Legends and Fans Converge
Emotion of the Win
Champagne-Fueled Celebration
Everyone Wants In — Parade Preparation
Victory Lap (HIM) and Viral Rap
Hip Hop Unity on Display
Celebrity Sightings and Shoutouts
Sportsmanship and Wemby
Team Ball Over Individual Stardom
Fat Joe’s Question for The Roots
Notable Quote
“This ain't that, and that ain't this. I'm not trying to disrespect The Roots. I'm saying, yo, let's sit down, have a conversation.” — Fat Joe ([65:18])
Aging, Stress, and Celebration
Love for the Culture
Merch and Commercials
Recommended Listen For:
Fans of the Knicks, hip hop culture, inside sports stories, and anyone who wants to hear legends reflect on legacy, family, and the crossroads of music and sports.