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Joe Crack
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Ebony
Slimrank.com welcome to Pretty Private with Ebony, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebony, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast network. Tune in on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Joseph Reeves
Show me how good it can get today, God. And show the rest of the world what we already know it can't get. No better than being hella black, hella queer, and hella Christian. My name is Joseph Reeves. I am the creator and host of Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian, a fully black, fully queer, fully human, fully divine podcast. From iHeartMedia to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Katherine Townsend
Over the years of making my true crime podcast Hell and Gone, I've learned no town is too small for murder. I'm Katherine Townsend. I've heard from hundreds of people across the country with an unsolved murder in their community.
Joe Crack
I was calling about the murder of my husband.
Jada
The murderer is still out there.
Katherine Townsend
Each week I investigate a new case. If there's a case we should Hear about, call 678-744-6145. Listen to Helen Gone Murderline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joe Crack
We want this guy to make the list. Listen, this is why you have a show like Joe and Jada. Like, we done survived. We are battle scarred and tested.
Jada
Foreign.
Joe Crack
Yo, yo, what up, y' all? This is the big dog, the one and only Joe Crack the dawn.
Jada
It's your boy, Jada. This is the Joe and Jada show.
Joe Crack
And we we happy to be here, huh?
Jada
We the biggest.
Joe Crack
First of all, I'm jealous.
Unknown
Hold up, guys. Hold up, guys. We want to interrupt y' all and present y' all with something.
Joe Crack
Oh, oh. Baby steps. Kiss, baby. Sp. You want the plaque. I give it to you. You want them plaque? Yo, that's the black. What's that? A hundred thousand subscribers. And this is why the bottom fetus is mad. David, if you've been doing a podcast for 20 years and you got three people watching, you're not a real podcaster. You're not a blogger. We caught this shit in, like, two weeks. Kiss. You want to say something?
Jada
YouTube. We thank you, all our subscribers, you know what I mean? People that, you know, messing with the show. We appreciate the love, but we just want to let y' all know the train is coming.
Joe Crack
The train is coming, baby.
Jada
We very humbly bless for this. We're about to. He's still going up, and we still got work to do.
Joe Crack
Now, what I say is fuck all you bottom feeders, all you motherfuckers. We giving you the content, whether you disrespect, you disrespecting the gods, or you got something to say or you running off the shit. We, I mean, look very humble. You guys don't have to watch us, but we know. Okay. Jada won't say he's always humble, but we knew we was about to take this podcast shit by storm. This is a baby step. We're going to get to a million before you blink. But, you know, we are the podcast, the premier podcast. This. When all the other podcasts. I'm not talking about just the bottom feeders. The bottom fetus is the guys that have podcasts for 10 years and got three dudes watching them. Dumb, dumb dudes. They're sick. Like, they.
Jada
They really.
Joe Crack
We, me and you got chances of getting killed by one of them dudes than anybody. These guys been doing blogs with three followers. They like, yo, these guys got sponsors. These guys is. You know, when you get into the culture space and you start the conversation. No, I'm telling you the truth. You just don't want to say it, right. You said we talked to Jim Jones, and I'm not gonna lie, we censored all that shit, too. We gave you that, but we didn't let him go too crazy. Shannon Sharp sorted. You know, Jimmy was a basket case. He knew he was about to fly off the hinges. Got him on his shit and got him to talk crazy, crazy, crazy. So he knew what it was. We actually trying to be reserve the coach and chill, but when you see everybody's stories we doing, everybody running with all this shit, everywhere you go, we got thank shout out to 50 said he reposted our shit with Nelly and Ashanti, said no cap. There one thing this show, I'm not gonna lie to you, has done for me. You see, look at his face. Grabs his hat because he's like them.
Jada
When people say, I'm not gonna lie, it's followed by a lie. When people say, I'm just being honest, it followed by not being honest.
Joe Crack
Yo, Jada, I don't lie. That's the whole point. I'm getting to Jada. One thing this show has done for me is prove that I'm not the Cap King no more.
Jada
I used to go, you got a couple cases where you fixed. You definitely. You definitely got the. They definitely owe you a few apology.
Joe Crack
All my shit is real. We do this story with Nelly and Ashanti. 50 Cent throw it up and said, no cap detected. You understand? Before, they used to get away with say, yo, Joe's capping. Now if I tell you that 50 Cent lost to Grammy to Herbal Essence, we bring out the clip. And the winner is Herbal Essence. And so I'm not capping. This show is proving that I'm not sir capitalized.
Jada
It's fixing, it's fixing.
Joe Crack
It's fixing shit up, right? Cause they've been running with the narrative like, Joe's a compulsive liar. Joe, no, we are backing up everything I'm saying. If I tell you there's a little guy, this little. It's a little guy this little with the suit, with the bow tie.
Jada
Not that little.
Joe Crack
And what. What I'm saying to you is this.
Jada
Little man, like two foot two, that.
Joe Crack
Could be a medallion, man. We wanted a human. You wanted a human medallion. That man, that man could be.
Jada
Put him on a Cuban.
Joe Crack
Yo. Put that boy on a Cuban. That boy be dangling out here, man. This thing is crazy. I'm just telling you the shit we talk. But what I'm saying is, when you, the premier podcast, give a fuck what none of these guys say, I'll come for your head top too. Any one of you.
Jada
I don't want so much smoke, man. We doing good with. Listen, this is a lifestyle. Hip hop, basketball and things of that nature podcast. It's not. We not.
Joe Crack
I gotta keep them on the show.
Jada
Disrespectful.
Joe Crack
I'm just letting you know we see what's going on.
Jada
We're not doing none of that kind of crazy ass on this.
Joe Crack
We're starting conversations. Everybody else is eating off. Everybody is diagnosing our guests and on their supreme podcast and talking about all the shit we talking about here. First, I got a call from our good Brother Q Tip, man. He said, man, I never knew nobody love hip hop like me. He said, you and Jada show. I'm talking to Tony. I had breakfast the other day, by the way. I'm jealous. Tell me about the Mike Vick party. I'm supposed to be invited to that.
Jada
Man, you was working, you probably was invited. You were somewhere getting a bag.
Joe Crack
I didn't get the invite. I don't know what's going on.
Jada
Yeah. Shout out to Kiafa. Yeah. Happy belated birthday to my brother. No, no, no, no, no. It was incredible. And the most incredible part is he know I was there. He didn't know I was coming. So it was, you know, he had at a beautiful golf course resort thing in Norfolk, va. His family, friends, you know when. As soon as I pull up, though, hey, Bubba Chuck is ready to go do what he do at the casino. And he like, oh, kiss. I gotta go back in. So he went back in. I did a little, know, I mean, nice little medley for him. He was super shocked. We had fun dancing, taking pictures. I mean, it was a. It was a beautiful thing. Like, you know, especially all the stuff he's been through to where he's at now in life. Happy new head coach. Norfolk State was beautiful. Him and Chuck there, they like the pillars of va, you know what I mean? So to just be in the presence of that love, it was a beautiful thing, man.
Joe Crack
I got jealous, man. Those are both my guys, you know, we went out to Germany, you know what I'm saying?
Jada
I did a. I look like it. First of all, you had that shit on.
Joe Crack
Yeah. You know that. That one on one, huh? I'll tell you some crazy shit. Your man 50 saw me, he said, damn, crack, you spend all that money on that drip, you ain't make that top 25 best dress. He was clowning me. He look at my outfit. He said, you spending all that money on that drip. They skipped you over on the cut. They got buckshot shorty and fucking on that motherfucking list. Like, yo, those are our brothers.
Jada
Crazy.
Joe Crack
We love your contributions. But, yo, they got to stop disrespecting. I'm alive, by the way, guys, and I'm not pussy. So I'm going to speak on reality. And when I die, y' all can have a field day while I'm here. My muscles look like this.
Jada
Tyson Fury.
Joe Crack
Tyson Fury. I'm going for so, you know, 50 said. He know. He see that. You know that with one on one, that. That Louis Vuitton. He said, damn, man, you Spend all that money on that drip they put. You know what the I'm talking about, babe. They keep me off the list, these guys. This is a different time, right? It's more like some jealous going on out here. Yeah, big time. Like. And so we get out there, we speak. He's a dirt danker. Share better share. You know all that out there in Germany, we on that, that, that Autobahn doing 100 now. They got old men recipes, like my father, your father. This, the old men driving 150 miles on that shit. It's normal life on the autobahn. And Porsches was coming and we was doing 150 Porsche. Yo, I. You know when you scared to death and you force yourself to sleep? Like I'm sleeping in the car like this. I wake up, I said, I'm that look, 150. I keep like trying to force myself back to sleep. Yo, this crazy.
Jada
I was on the autobahn in the tour bus that was. Cars was flying, right? Was crazy.
Joe Crack
And so we out there. Concert with my sister, Mary J was out. Jb, I had breakfast. Nobody would have ever thought this, right? So my DJs fanatic, what's up? Smith, he the guy that wake me up every time we on tour and all that. When we overseas and be like, yo, it's breakfast time. You know, they got the little buffet. Even though the bread and butter. Trash. The breakfast is trash, yo, to death out there, right? And so why you so harsh? No, no, that is terrible, bro. When I go on tour overseas, if it ain't like Italy, Spain or Portugal, I'm eating bread and butter and a Coke Zero for all three meals. There's just no way around it. The food just be trash out there. You know what I'm saying? Can you confirm yes or no?
Jada
I don't really eat like that. So I already. When I go over the water, I. It's like a. No disrespect. It's like I'm. It's like I'm doing a bid, so my mind is ready. I.
Joe Crack
You already know what's going.
Jada
Yeah, I eat good before I leave. And then I'm just eat like a hummingbird over there. Just like that. I'm just nibbling on days.
Joe Crack
The we know.
Jada
Croissants, fruit.
Joe Crack
The we know, right? Nowadays, the we know it's like, we rich now. So now we know how to find the best fucking restaurant. So we go to the number one steakhouse. Homemade butter to go with your bread. This is the top of the line. This. We taste this. This Straight trash. Tastes like an orange butter. Yo, bro. Yo. So it's like bidding. You're right. You're correct. It's like bidding. By the way, if you've never been to jail, that's what it's like bidding me. When you go out there, you already know. Bread, butter, Diet Coke, Coca Zero. The Coke Zeros is real good. They might still have. They might still have the cocaine in there.
Jada
He threw the breakfast under the other bus. And big enough to Coke Zero, the.
Joe Crack
Coke Zero might have the cocaine still in it, is what I'm trying to. In the bottle. Legend like that. What? Oh, my God. Now, that is insane.
Jada
You don't bring nothing back?
Joe Crack
No, I don't bring nothing back, but when I came back, I ate something. But anyway, I had breakfast with Tony. Yay, yo, Uncle Murder.
Jada
Fine.
Joe Crack
We need him on the show.
Jada
No doubt.
Joe Crack
These guys are so hilarious. And they talking about the podcast. They watch the part. They watching now. What's up, fellas? They telling me everything about the podcast. They the ones who got me hyped. They was telling me all these bottom feeders, they was like, yo, everybody jealous you came out the gate 100,000. You're killing. Y' all talking that, this, this, this. He said, yo, they tight. They gas me.
Jada
They, you know, tell me they gas me.
Joe Crack
They like, yo, bro, these guys. Have you seen what. You know what I'm saying? They threw the battery in my back. Oh,'50s a subscriber. He watches the show shout out to.
Jada
All our subscribers, man, we going.
Joe Crack
We need a million, you guys.
Jada
We going for. We going for M. You know what I mean?
Joe Crack
You know how many we in the low?
Jada
A hundred thousands right now we got to get to an M. Yo, the.
Joe Crack
Prayer today, my man sent me. He doing 46 years. He said, God removes people out of your life because he heard the conversations. You didn't hear Jesus Christ. How real is that prayer from somebody doing 46, you know what I'm saying? And so we got LeBron James acting like.
Jada
Hold on, hold on. Before you even get into that. Is this Dawn Stanley for the. That's some bullshit. On the Internet. Or they really interviewed.
Joe Crack
I haven't seen World Wide west by the crib, but I'm gonna be honest.
Jada
And I love to talk.
Joe Crack
I like the talk. She throw that shit on.
Jada
Dawn Staley's tough, and she throw that shit on. But you think she could coach the New York Knicks?
Joe Crack
Oh, no, you gotta stop. Come on, man. What the fuck, man?
Jada
You know what comes with, you know? It's a Good and bad part of New York.
Joe Crack
You know what it comes. Being a fucking. A black female coach, winning championships, going staley's the best.
Jada
I'm. I'm talking about for her sake of the. I don't want her to get. No, no. None of the bad part of New York.
Joe Crack
When New York is bad.
Jada
This is what I'm trying to tell you.
Joe Crack
I love in the crowd with bags. Plastic, brown bags of New York is tough. Well, she could do that. She's from Philly, right?
Jada
Yeah, definitely. She built for it. I just.
Joe Crack
New York and Philly, same. Shout out. Skinny Joe and my guys coming down to Philly. Go eat me a cheesesteak this week. I am Skinny Joe.
Jada
Just don't eat a glizzy. I'm cool. Don't get a glizzy from Philly, man.
Joe Crack
You seen the shits they made with us when we was like babies talking about.
Jada
That went crazy. That was. We need to get that guy on the show. Whoever made them little AI Joe and.
Joe Crack
Jada babies, yo, that was crazy. So let's go. Dawn. Stanley. I like it.
Jada
You like the idea? Yeah.
Joe Crack
She's tough, bro.
Jada
Oh, she is. But you. Are you thinking of the whole thing of New York, man? If she wins, she's gonna. They're gonna put her on top of the building.
Joe Crack
Oh, no. She'll have a statue.
Jada
But if she don't.
Joe Crack
If she don't, then, you know, she.
Jada
She like every other coaches changed the whole culture of the Knicks and they kicked his ass out of here.
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah. New York ain't safe.
Jada
That's the only thing I'm saying.
Joe Crack
New York.
Jada
But I love lady that. I love what she's done as a player, as a coach. I don't want to see the harsh part.
Joe Crack
LeBron James was trying to sell us some. That the rings don't mean nothing, that this and this and that.
Jada
What did he say last week?
Joe Crack
Look it up. LeBron James was on an interview talking about the rings don't matter. Individual achievements. This, this, that. Cause he ain't getting that ring. He want to say, all right, I'm as good as Jordan. So they catch him on a leaked tape talking about, yo, he don't like what the Lakers is doing. He's doing one more year. He might retire, go somewhere else to win some more rings. What do you think? I definitely. I love and worship.
Jada
Let me give you the correct, since we media guys now, and you know what I mean, the base sent me something. We ain't got the things in our ears. We just do our content. Our things in the ears. Our content. On Sunday, ESPN Shams reported that James is picking up his 52.6 million player option with the Lakers for the 2020, 25, 26 season. With the addition of Luka. A full season together. LeBron and Luka could bring another title to the Lakers. You know what I mean, ladies? So you think he did that?
Joe Crack
Ladies, let me give you a surgeon general right now. Rappers is not making that type of money. 42 years old, 53 million. Like you better go get yourself a fucking athlete. Cause I. I ain't switched it to that. Because this crazy, man. How these. How do you get 52 million on the way out in one year? We ain't make that shit our whole life. What kind of shit? Gag. I'm sorry about that.
Jada
No, no, I was just giving you the analytics. Now you. You can get off.
Joe Crack
LeBron James last week said he didn't care about rings. This, this, that. Now they talking. Rich Ball's out there talking about. He's weighing his options. He wants to win another chip. This, this, that. They be full of shit when they talking about they don't want the chips. They want the fucking chips. It's the only way to battle the legacy. I love LeBron James. I actually worship LeBron James. But I'm not sending Cat over there or none of them over there for LeBron James. And he come over here and add to the team. Great. None of our young guys over here. I'm not.
Jada
Knock it off.
Joe Crack
What are you doing?
Jada
I'm doing whatever.
Joe Crack
He's going to win the chip.
Jada
No, with a nice. With a nice.
Joe Crack
Cause not if you send five guys over there.
Jada
Not five. Not the whole five stars.
Joe Crack
They're gonna send the whole.
Jada
That He's Brian Dog. He's gotta.
Joe Crack
I'm letting you know right now, LeBron James is 40 something. He's incredible. But we are not sending Mikel Bridges. Cat. 40 years, this one, that the whole fucking team.
Jada
He's only 40, man.
Joe Crack
He ain't doing that.
Jada
He's only 40 and his body is 20.
Joe Crack
I am not. I know y' all don't give a. But I'm not going to be a New York Knick fan if at age 40 something 40, why he keeps calling them 40 something? That'd be. He still got another year. So at age 41, 42, you're going to trade the whole fucking team that got us to the finals for LeBron James? I'm not even feeling this. Let's keep it real. I'm not feeling the Houston Rocket shit. I'm just not. Bro, let me explain something you're not feeling. What I'm not feeling is they didn't.
Jada
Give up the whole team.
Joe Crack
But let me explain something.
Jada
It made a nice reason because they.
Joe Crack
Got Kevin Durant on there now. They're the second most to win a chip.
Jada
Were you watching basketball last year? They was number two in the west with all babies.
Joe Crack
That's the babies that keep running. They get hit, they fall down.
Jada
Need a veteran that mix in with that.
Joe Crack
You ranked them over Minnesota.
Jada
Right now? Yes. How? Because all they got is.
Joe Crack
Do me a favor. If you take an analytics, tell me how many games Kevin Durant has played in the last three years, like every year. Do me the analyst.
Jada
You're making them like he's Zion. He ain't zion when he's playing, dog.
Joe Crack
Close to it.
Jada
Hell, no.
Joe Crack
No, no.
Jada
You must not be watching this.
Joe Crack
I'm watching this shit.
Jada
There's no way.
Joe Crack
172.
Unknown
172 and.
Joe Crack
What? The last three seasons? Yeah. How much he played last season? 172 is a bigger number than I thought.
Jada
Yeah. This is what I'm trying to tell you.
Joe Crack
172 is a good one.
Jada
He don't be not playing. He got to be seriously hurt to be out.
Unknown
75.
Joe Crack
He's playing.
Jada
He's playing out of 82. 75. He proved you wrong.
Joe Crack
I'm not ranking them over the Minnesota and Ant Man. I'm not.
Jada
As a team.
Joe Crack
As a team. I am not ranking Houston Rockets over Minnesota Ant Man.
Jada
They just require Randall.
Joe Crack
They just.
Jada
Let's just sit right here and name the. You always like doing fives and shit.
Joe Crack
Let's name the west in the West.
Jada
No. Of Minnesota and of Houston. What do you mean the starting five or just five?
Joe Crack
Whoever they starting five is, Minnesota's a tougher team than Houston. They proved it last year. It is what it is.
Jada
Kevin Durant now.
Joe Crack
Well, they got ant man, young guy who learned you always Michael Jordan before he won.
Jada
They got Nas Reed, Houston. I like Houston's coach better, and I think Houston got a better overall team.
Joe Crack
Well, I do like their coach better.
Jada
Bingo.
Joe Crack
Nah, I with they coach. I ain't gonna lie. They got a serious coach. I agree with that. Hey, we'll see. What's wrong? You say they ranked up. We'll see. Next year who's gonna really be going for it. Is it? I promise you it's gonna be okay. Seeing Minnesota again. Promise you.
Jada
It's going down Friday, July 11th Netflix and most valuable promotions are are bringing the fight the whole world's been waiting for.
Joe Crack
Yo, one and two was legendary. If number three is anything like one.
Jada
And two, the trilogy, baby. Check it out. Katie Taylor is chasing ultimate glory. Amanda Serrano is fighting for redemption and revenge. This is more than a fight. It's the first ever women's boxing trilogy. You heard that mean it's the third time in the world is watching.
Joe Crack
Man, I was just doing like boxing blows, but it looked more like the elliptical machine.
Jada
Go ahead, Jada. The first female trilogy. Y' all don't want to miss this. Live from the iconic Madison Square Garden in New York City is Taylor versus Serrano One last time. It's about to get personal. You don't want to miss this. Smoke the stakes sky high. The rivalry legendary. Who you got to win this crack?
Joe Crack
I got Serrano to win, but I definitely know this is going four fights. I'm just being honest.
Jada
Oh, that's going to really be history. If you are not tapped into this fight, what are you even doing? Watch Katie Taylor vs Amanda Serrano Friday, July 11 at 8pm Eastern, 5pm Pacific live only on Netflix.
Danielle Roubaix
Just like great shoes, great books take you places through unforgettable love stories and into conversations with characters you'll never forget.
Ebony
I think any good romance, it gives.
Joe Crack
Me me this feeling of like butterflies.
Danielle Roubaix
I'm Danielle Robaix and this is bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, the new podcast from hello Sunshine and I Heart Podcasts. Every week I sit down with your favorite book lovers, authors, celebrities, book talkers and more to explore the stories that shape us on the page and off. I've been reading every Reese's Book Club pick, deep diving book talk theories and obsessing over book to screen casts for years. And now I get to talk to the people making the magic. So if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character or cried at the last chapter or passed a book to a friend saying you have to read this, this podcast is for you. Listen to Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joseph Reeves
Show me how good it can get today, God. And show the rest of the world what we already know it can't get. No better than being hella black, hella queer, and hella Christian. My name is Joseph Reeves. I am the creator and host of Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian, a fully black, fully queer, fully human, fully divine podcast that explores society, culture and the intersections of faith and identity. Listen to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian to hear conversations about what it means to sound the word way you look.
Joe Crack
I think what I've had to make peace with is that every iteration of my voice is given to me by God and I love it.
Joseph Reeves
Books that validated our identity. The library now for me is a.
Joe Crack
Safe space as someone who is writing.
Joseph Reeves
Books that they're trying to take off of shelves and how we as black queer folks relate to our Christianity. Listen to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you you get your podcast.
Ebony
Welcome to Pretty Private with E. The podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebon and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles and more and found the strength to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant. But he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast, it's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Katherine Townsend
Over the past six years of making my true crime podcast Hell and Gone, I've learned one thing. No town is too small for murder. I'm Katherine Townsend. I've received hundreds of messages from people across the country begging for help with unsolved murders.
Joe Crack
I was calling about the murder of my husband. It's a cold case.
Ebony
They've never found her, and it haunts.
Jada
Me to this day.
Joe Crack
The murder is still out there.
Katherine Townsend
Every week on Hell and Gone Murder line, I dig into a new case, bringing the skills I've learned as a journalist and private investigator to ask the questions no one else is asking.
Ebony
Police really didn't care to even try. She was still somebody's mother. She was still somebody's daughter. She was still somebody's sister. There's so many questions that we've never gotten any kind of answers for.
Katherine Townsend
If you have a case you'd like me to look into. Call the Helen gone Murderline at 678-744-6145. Listen to Hell and Gone Murderline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jada
Now, we big. We big boxing fans on the show. Jake Paul does it again, huh?
Joe Crack
He's the real.
Jada
The is going up.
Joe Crack
Chavez Jr. Yo, listen, the problem is everybody. He's fighting real box.
Jada
Nah, he's. Dude, they do.
Joe Crack
Yes. And he's making more money than everybody.
Jada
We know that. But I'm talking about is the real.
Joe Crack
Yeah, he's fought Julio Caesar Chavez, probably the greatest Mexican boxer. His son is nice. He busted his ass. They went toe to toe. You gotta stop looking at Jake Paul and his brother because they were YouTubers. They're not YouTubers no more. They're in Puerto Rico training with real coaches eight to eight or nine months out of the year and they fucking everybody up. Stop looking at them like it's a gimmick. It's a joke. They putting dudes to sleep. It is. They two wild white boys that just don't give a fuck. We should have knew when they grabbed the champ's hat. Remember he grabbed Floyd Mayweather's hat and ran with the.
Jada
He got the fuck out of there too. After he grabbed that, he all danced.
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah. You knew he ain't gonna stay there. But you know Jake Paul, the real deal. You heard it from me. If I don't care, whoever don't like.
Jada
It, he can't lose, man. He fucking.
Joe Crack
No, no. He gonna fuck everybody up. He called out the guy who just beat him, right? Tyson Fury's little brother. There's only one guy that beat him. Real boxer two what's his name?
Unknown
Tommy Fury.
Joe Crack
Tommy Fury. He won him again.
Jada
Tommy Fury beat up Tommy Fury.
Joe Crack
I love your brother. He's my friend. You're getting fucked up if you fight Jake Paul right now.
Unknown
Jake Paul also threw 482 punches to Chavez's 154.
Jada
Jake Paul is how old is something is how old is shaving hard punches?
Unknown
39.
Jada
How old is Jake Paul?
Joe Crack
20 something, right?
Jada
All his contends, 38 years older than him.
Joe Crack
Smart guy. Smart guy. I'm not man.
Unknown
You know, Chavez only landed 60 of his punches and Jake landed 100.
Joe Crack
If you beat him up, if he fights Tommy, whatever. I'm betting the whole fucking bag on Jake Paul. I'm telling you right now. I'm betting the whole bag. Jake Paul gonna knock this dude through the fucking roof. Jake Paul, he ain't playing man, this is his new. I got Jake Paul on the next.
Unknown
You want. You should get him on the show.
Joe Crack
Yeah, we should get him. I speak to him at the Serrano fight. We going to Serrano fight? No, no, we going to Serrano fight. Don't worry about it. I'm making the call. You know how that shit goes. They gotta open the floodgates. We going out there. My girl, Serrano Taylor.
Jada
Yeah.
Joe Crack
Now, I understood the trilogy.
Jada
The trilogy, yeah.
Joe Crack
But I understood the first fight they had mad Irish people. They had like three Puerto Ricans in Madison Square. First time two female boxers sold out the Garden. They went toe to toe. She beat her the first time Serrano beat her. Look, in no way do I say Katie ain't the real fucking deal. She's. If she's losing, she's losing by a hair. Like, these are toe to toe fucking brawls. I could see how they give it to her. But the first time, the whole Irish had the shit dominant. Second one was under Jake Paul Productions. Serrano's with her. Serrano fucked her up again. They gave it to Katie. Now they coming back to New York. I think Serrano wins this one finally. Yo, give her the fight. If she wins, she wins. You know, that's the problem with boxing. Every time we try to trust you guys, you judges, you know, this is almost like the Rodney King verdict. We watching this on tv. We watching the cops beat up Rodney King on tv. They winning this. Serrano putting the. Beating the brakes off of her and you giving the. To Katie Taylor like this crazy.
Jada
This is the third one.
Joe Crack
The third one, I mean, and this, this is going to be fight of the year, no question. You know, because this guy, whatever the.
Jada
The.
Joe Crack
The guy's gonna fight, but longer the day after. So we going Serrana the 11th and Belong is the 12th.
Jada
They both at the.
Joe Crack
God, no, no, no. The Belongers in where they play the US Open. Forest Hills. First time they got boxing where they have.
Jada
Yeah, rock the bells.
Joe Crack
Rock the bells that time. You know what I'm saying?
Jada
So one is in the garden, one is in Fars Hill, Malanga.
Joe Crack
About to put that boy to sleep, I'm telling you. He up in the mountains of Colorado, running high altitude, you know. Yo, let me tell you something. What happened to me, right? I went to New Mexico, I had a show, and New Mexico, really? I love you guys.
Jada
Any of the cartels, I'm sure, but.
Joe Crack
Maybe the Indian cartel. The point is, have you ever. What the f. Listen, in my 30 years of doing shows, I have never had this shit happen to me. They gave me a room where I only had one hour to sleep before I went on stage. It's an Indian casino. Everybody was nice, beautiful. Like four different people were walking inside my room. I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Then a white guy walks in. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. So then the security finally come in my room. And they were like, oh, we sorry, big dog. I said, but were you sorry? You're the fourth person to walk in the. What the fuck is going on with this room? This shit was like a turnstile, right? And they were like, no, we never registered that you were in this room. So they kept selling the room to random people. Motherfuckers was just walking in my room. Oh, I'm sorry. Yo, yo, yo, yo. That ever happened to you?
Jada
Correct. You know, you told this story on yesterday. You already said this.
Joe Crack
The crazy. No, no. Cause I'm traumatized sometimes. You could be traumatized.
Jada
Yeah. Yo, that even shocked the hell pts. It did something to his brain.
Joe Crack
Yo, they walking in my. Like, I never had that before. Not even Dusseldorf or Frankfurter. I've been all around the world. They ain't never sell a room on me.
Jada
Yeah, this is some real bullshit.
Joe Crack
What about this guy? Speaking of casinos, Malik Beasley betting on himself.
Jada
It's allegedly. Man don't say no.
Joe Crack
No, super. Allegedly.
Jada
But he's under investigation from the Feds. I think sometime when they see you have a. You ain't scoring a lot, then you start scoring, they talk about you on the investigation. Unless they fucking contract your IP back you, there's no way. They gotta. They're gonna keep saying you have a bad year on the Lakers. They trade you to Orlando. You start dropping 20 investigating. Joe you.
Joe Crack
You obviously ain't see these TikTok videos. Three seconds later, they giving him the ball. He's going like, don't make sense.
Jada
But they is the Internet, man. They could put.
Joe Crack
So you.
Jada
Them, Porter jr's brother. His hand was in the cook. He was. The shits he was doing was bleeding the rest of them shits. Unless it's coming from your family or you or somebody in your thing is. No. How can they just say that?
Joe Crack
They saying it and so he'll be all right. The feds is investigating. He'll be.
Jada
I think he'll be all right. If anybody's stupid enough to bet on himself.
Joe Crack
Hey, listen, I got a shout out. King Combs and Kanye west put out an ep. The Shit is Fire. Shit is Crazy.
Jada
That's the name of it.
Joe Crack
Never Stop. And when I tell you Kanye west gave him the kitchen sink of Beats. Like this shit is. This is quality over quantity, like he really wanted. If King Coles can't blow off this, he gonna have a forever life problem. Cause he basically gave him class. The Beats is classic. And the kid is doing this thing. You know what I'm saying?
Jada
No doubt. Shout out the nephew, King Kong.
Joe Crack
Shout out to King Kongs.
Jada
Man, I gotta check that it's out or it's coming out, B.
Joe Crack
It is definitely out. The east is wide open. I think that's why. You see, this is what I try to say. Nobody. Yo, first of all, on this show. On this show. Hold up.
Jada
Crazy.
Joe Crack
On this show. I'm starting to almost. I'm. I'm saying it to myself, looking almost like I'm a LeBron hater, but I'm not. He's just a real smart guy. The problem I have with all these guys is, you know, Rakim used to take four years to put out an album. Now you got a guy because he sell records and he puts out three albums every year. And he got the young fan base. They acting like Rakim ain't the. Like they running up these things. LeBron sees that the east is wide open. Jason Tatum's hurt. Halliburton's hurt. You know, Boston blew up the whole fucking team. Boston was the biggest team in the East.
Jada
So you saying him and Rich Paul got something. Yeah.
Joe Crack
Jewel Holidays in Portland. Porzingis down in Atlanta. They blowing shit up. Where the east is just wide. The. Even Halliburton ain't there now. So they trying to get the. Over here to run up.
Jada
The dam is hurt.
Joe Crack
They trying to run it up. I'm telling you, y' all, man, why.
Jada
You revealing they secret?
Joe Crack
Well, you know, I'm just trying to let y' all know that the games are being played. The East. All right, so who's the favorite in the east now? It ain't Indiana. Cause Halliburton ain't there. It ain't Boston. They got rid of the whole team. And Jayson Tatum gotta wait a whole year.
Jada
Cleveland's still tough.
Joe Crack
Cleveland is still tough, but they got a lot.
Jada
Orlando gonna be tough.
Joe Crack
Detroit, who Orlando picked up. They picked up.
Jada
They picked up. Bang. Desmond Bain.
Joe Crack
I'm. I'm a huge Orlando Magic fan with them youth. I like the kid, the panchata. What's the main guy's name? I was about to say, what's the. They hid in the. In the Mexican party.
Jada
The.
Joe Crack
With all the pinata yo, that guy right there. Let me tell you something. That guy right there is nice.
Jada
Yeah. He get busy now. They gave him a shooter with him. Gonna be good.
Joe Crack
Atlanta's looking good. Cavs are the favorite. Yeah, how could they be the favorite, man?
Jada
Huh? They got Lonzo Ball.
Joe Crack
That's cool. Knicks is number one.
Jada
Yeah, he just said it's Knicks, then the Cavs.
Joe Crack
Knicks is number one. If they don't trade the whole fucking team for Greek to free. You know. What's my other man? The little guy from Macaron. He's over now, but what's the little. The little guy tough man. He starts fights in the finals and all that. He ended up. His last team he was with, I think was Boston.
Jada
Oh, you talking about Pat Bev?
Joe Crack
Oh, man, Pat Bev. I like guys.
Jada
He's good for New York. Pat Bev is good for New York. He bring that old shit. He got Mason in them.
Joe Crack
Yo, Pat Beverly like Jim Jones, huh? Jim Jones, he go to summer jammy, arguing with Flex. They cut off the mic. Pat Beverly.
Jada
I take Jim Jones on my team comparisons, though.
Unknown
I'm just telling you, he's still a free agent.
Joe Crack
He stay on some shit. Who, Pat Beverly. He's just coming.
Unknown
He's coming back from Israel. He left Israel. That was a lot. He was playing there.
Joe Crack
I can't really not. He's too old now. But I'm just saying, Jrue Holiday is like, tough like that.
Jada
I take cj, too. Kidding me. I take cj, I take Marcus Smart. It's a lot Knicks doing.
Joe Crack
They running some bullshit on us. They showing us guys in the G League. I hope this don't come back to haunt me, but they showing guys in the G League. This is the new sensation. The Knicks are looking at that. This one and that one. They trying to invent shit right now, like, you know, like, yo, bro, get us some real dudes on this fucking bench. A name we could trust. Sign a win like they. They showing us. They keep showing us. Just picked up from the G League. This. Not to say they not. They might not be dead nice. But the main concern, the reason we threw Tibbs out. Cause he didn't play the bench, you know? Go get some real players for the bench.
Jada
It's a business thing, man. It's numbers, man.
Joe Crack
Drew Holiday, guys like that, real deal guys that. They've been through the experience that's in there. Crunch time.
Jada
Dudes want to make money, man. They don't want the veteran minimums. They want to make money.
Joe Crack
Mike Tyson, man. Happy birthday, Iron Mike. Mike Tyson birthday.
Jada
Oh, man. Happy birthday to the Champ. I am Mike. I mean, may you enjoy your birthday.
Joe Crack
Bad stories with Iron Mike.
Jada
I got all kinds of. Iron Mike is that dude, man.
Joe Crack
So you got bad stories of Iron Mike.
Jada
I don't got no.
Joe Crack
Nobody got more legendary than me, but.
Jada
Let'S go for it.
Joe Crack
No.
Jada
On the champ's birthday, I said it.
Joe Crack
It ain't cap. I said it on his podcast. I am Mike. But I'm not even gonna go there. I'm gonna tell you. One time, he invited me to his house. He opened the door ass naked. I'm like, yo, yo, Champ. Oh, I'm saying, I'm like, yo, Champ, yo. I'm like, yo, Champ, what the is up? Like, you know, I guess dudes are scared to tell a n. You know, Mike Tyson to anybody up. But he asked, opened the door on the man. I'm like, yo, my man, what's up? This a violation. So he go back, he get the top. Nah, you know, boxes. Yo, my man, your champ, like, you gotta stop, bro. Don't play that. You know what I'm saying? He was thinking. And so the Iron man, yeah, you know, yo come to my house. But, you know, I got the whole entourage with me. Raul's there, all of us is there. He opened the door. Like, that's some normal. Yo, my man, come on now. Like, we gotta stop. My man would. Yo. Niggas is crazy. Yo, Let me tell you something. Yo man, Iron Mike. I'll tell you this much. I feel for guys like Iron Mike because he's a giver, right? One time when I had. My lifestyle was ringing off you on the remix. I wanted to shoot a video, but I wanted Iron Mike to be in the video with me. Just stand in front of a Benz or something. Something while I do my lifestyle. So I never forget. I call him Von Zip, Rest in peace, gave me his number. I call him going through Central Park. That's when they used. They used to let the cars drive through Central park, right? They still do not going down south. They let you go across it. They don't let you, like, drive through Central Park. Like I haven't in a long time.
Unknown
There's some parts that you can.
Joe Crack
Where you go cross from east to west, but not. You remember, you could drop. But anyway, I remember where I was at. So I call Iron Mike and I'm like, yo, Champ, what up is Fat Joe? The first thing he told me, right? And it made me feel bad. Yo, you good, yo, I said, I'm good. He said, you need a million dollars. You want me to wire you a million? You okay? Like champ? No, no, no, Champ, I just, I call you because I want you in my video of my life. But I knew after that phone call he was just way too given. He was like, like when he had it, everybody named mother used to probably come to him for a million dollars. Like it was a joke. He just. The first thing he got to say to me, joe, you looking for me? You need a million dollars, I'll send it to you. I was like, damn, they taking advantage, you know, you giving it out like that.
Jada
Let me get his number.
Joe Crack
Nah, no, it's a lot of guys. Let me tell you something. I love anybody. When I went through the tax file, my brother Pit Bull, he the only rap guy, I was very surprised cause I saved a lot of rappers lives. A lot of rappers lives. I've saved them, okay? They had a lot of rappers lives on the dangling through them life preserves terror Squad. We come through like Achilles in them. You know what I'm saying? I could give you behind the scenes a million stories of our favorite rappers. Was they was dandos in distress. He's in the corner, the wolves is up on him. And they see me and they like, remember when Pac seen him coming across the street in juice? They had him hemmed up and he.
Jada
Was like, who riding?
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He seen, yeah, yeah. But he seen this crew and he was like, yeah, what's up? Yeah, like I did that too many times for rappers where they was like, oh my God, hemmed up, right? But I don't even know why I went into that zone.
Jada
You got a habit of doing that.
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I got a problem. A little split.
Jada
Tyson.
Joe Crack
Yeah, I felt bad for Tyson because, you know, Tyson know me and we family, but we ain't like that. Where you just gonna throw me a million dollars? And so you know, you know, when I needed a hand, I never took the, I never took the favor. You know, I had. Pit Bull's the only rapper. So I'm thinking about all the rappers lives I saved. And you know, I'm. Y' all know I'm not. This ain't cap between rappers to rappers. Y' all know how many of y' all saved, right? But when I went through my tax problem, nobody picked up the corn. Said, yo Joe, you need to hold something. Yo Joe, your family gonna be good while you go for four months. Not that my. I'm a grown man. I accept I wasn't taking them anyway. The only guy who offered me some money was pit bull. And I thanked him to the day I died. And he sat down with me like, yo, dawn, you need something, I give it to you. You need a half a ticket, you need 300. Whatever you need, I give it to you. I was like, yo, I really appreciate that you offering, but I can't take nobody's money, you know. My man. Rest in peace. J.R. ryder, he's a billionaire. Him and his wife were crying, chasing me around the house, trying to give me a million dollar check. I wouldn't take that. I'm not the guy that'll take it, you know, so no matter what. But now I'm thinking, damn, I should have took some of this shit, right? Nah, nah, I'm being honest with you. Anybody can change.
Jada
That was the realest shit you.
Joe Crack
Anybody sees it, yo, anybody could change. I'm with Junior, right? And Junior, one of our friends, one of our closest friends. JR's like this. He still ain't pay me back a buck from the 10 million I loaned him, you know, two years. I'm like, this nigga giving away 10 million. Like, I'm, but I'm, I'm. But I'm there with somebody. Me and you is our brother. And he just smiling like he took the 10. He's like, yo, I took the 10 from the Billy. Like, I'm like, damn, maybe I've been playing myself not, not taking the help like 10 M's, but you know, I wouldn't do it.
Danielle Roubaix
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Joe Crack
I think any good romance, it gives.
Ebony
Me this feeling of like butterflies.
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Joe Crack
I think what I've had to make peace with is that every iteration of my voice is given to me by God and I love it.
Joseph Reeves
Books that validated our identity. The library now for me is a.
Joe Crack
Safe space as someone who is writing books that they're trying to take off.
Joseph Reeves
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Ebony
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Joe Crack
I was calling about the murder of my husband. It's a cold case.
Ebony
I've never found her, and it haunts.
Jada
Me to this day. The murderer is still out there.
Katherine Townsend
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Ebony
Police really didn't care to even try. She would steal somebody's mother. She was still somebody's daughter. She was still somebody's son.
Jada
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Ebony
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Jada
They sent us this from the thing. I don't know if it's a sponsorship. I don't know what was going. I don't know if it got to be for you or it got to be a sponsorship.
Joe Crack
Red Lobster.
Jada
Yeah.
Joe Crack
No, I just want to support Red Lobster. I want to support Red Lobster. They ain't sponsoring us. They under new black ownership.
Jada
Oh, absolute.
Joe Crack
Today they changed the menu, but they kept the biscuit. So, in fact, I'm going there real soon. We got to support them.
Jada
I just went there, right? The biscuits.
Joe Crack
But you ain't post it.
Jada
The biscuits was cold.
Joe Crack
Don't do that right now. Kiss.
Jada
I went there.
Joe Crack
Yo, Kiss. You got a gimmick. You want to go up against everything I said, no, it ain't that.
Jada
I'm getting. You like to talk in real time, right? I just had a show somewhere. I went there. I seen the whole thing. Black Own is back. All right, It. We going to support. They gave me ice cold biscuits and the late end. It was light racing. It was like a racism with a silence. I'm there, we there. I got the whole crew. Pick up the Red Lobsters. But we eat.
Joe Crack
Yonkers and all.
Jada
Yeah, they got it everywhere. Listen, we go. We, we. You like to say how rich you are. Because I'm not rich. So listen, we go to. We can go to Michelin Star. We could go greasy spoon where we do it all. So we just having a nice lunch before the. I gotta do wherever we at. And the ladies like, what's the occasion? So I'm like, what occasion? Oh, Juneteenth.
Joe Crack
It was on Juneteenth.
Jada
It was a few days after.
Joe Crack
But you just gave us your.
Jada
Yeah, I smoked it. Because she's like, you guys is a celebration lady. We just having them lunch. What's the occasion? Juneteenth smoked it. Now she came back. I think that she might put my biscuits in the freezer off that. You know what I mean? But I gave her a nice tip.
Joe Crack
Nah, I Don't.
Jada
It's back on. I'm going back.
Joe Crack
Anybody fuck with me who gave me cold biscuits, though, I'm giving the 20. I'm not going above and beyond. I, I, look, I'm one of the greatest tippers. Hopefully that don't come back at me. Cause I'm sure there's other guys who tip even more. But you know, the minimum to me is 20% tip. I give them the 20, I'm not gonna give him the extra. You know, I'm mafia style, you know what I'm saying? I give them the regular tip, then I roll up a couple of hundreds, hit them on the side, on the walkout. They know what time it is with Joe Crack. But that Red Lobster lady, frozen, I wouldn't fuck with her. But I'm going to Red Lobster. Please treat me nice because I'm trying to, you know, you know, unboycott the system. I'm trying.
Jada
Yeah, yeah, we supporting Red Lobster. It's black owned. He, he bought it back, man. Hopefully he goes to the top.
Joe Crack
You know, you might have fucked up my vibes for going to Red Lobster right now.
Unknown
Nah, they got a new seafood boil.
Joe Crack
Tell me about that.
Jada
If none of that ain't gonna matter if your biscuits is cold, you ain't even gonna make it to the seafood boil. Think about it. No, everyone, if it messes up.
Joe Crack
No, you're absolutely correct.
Jada
They not even they just hearing about this.
Joe Crack
The worst thing you could do is eat bad pizza. Like, if I go to a spot, a pizza spot, and the shit is whack, I'm. I don't give a fuck if Guy Fury is up in there telling me I'm never eating that pizza again. That's, that's the trickiest bit.
Jada
Yeah. You don't get a second shot at a pizza.
Joe Crack
Not at the pizza.
Jada
When it's garbage, you don't go back.
Joe Crack
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. When it comes to the pizza, if I go there to garbage, I'm never in my life. My brother in law's in town, they finally let him back in the US 20 years, Guy College, the best kid in the world, engineer for Columbia. They finally let him back and he just want McDonald's. He want cats, deli, he want white cat. He's showing me he not saying no bull.
Jada
He wouldn't put on some pants. He want to leave here £50.
Joe Crack
Oh, this guy's like the big mock. The big mock. And he's showing me white tattoo and all the greasy as stuff. I looked up Some shit in Shout Out, Newark, New Jersey. I looked up a spot that. Look, this is the shit he want. It's on Broad street in New 860 Broad Street. They got barbecue beef ribs, turkey wings, fried turkey chops. Von Zip put me onto like a pork chop with a turkey chop. I haven't seen that a long time. I'm pulling up. Let me show you a couple turkey chops. Could you send it to me?
Jada
Because I send you a couple packs, man.
Joe Crack
I'm going over there for this. I don't know what the name. What's the name?
Jada
You want them to season? You want me to get them seasoned? It's saute fee.
Joe Crack
Nah, I need that. Them turkey chops. I used to eat the turkey chops. Von Zip used to take me down to some fancy spot in the Village and I get turkey chops and I eat them like they was pork chops. But I haven't ate that. They don't have it no more. I haven't ate it like that.
Jada
They got it. They got it.
Joe Crack
No pork on my fork.
Jada
They got the turkey chops. Yo, check this out. I ain't really with Complexion since the other list. Complex Got a top 10 hip hop duos of all. They just coming out with all kinds.
Joe Crack
Yeah, we got it.
Jada
But I like this though. I like this list actually.
Joe Crack
Mops, do you like who's at number one?
Jada
Yeah, I'm not mad with this list number one.
Joe Crack
No, no, no, no, no. Let's just go right with these lists, all right?
Jada
You gotta just be happy to be on the list.
Joe Crack
I want to hear this.
Jada
This is what they got for one. It's Complex. So subscribers and followers and people at home. I'm reading Complex. They left me off all time of it. Of. Listen, all right, listen. They got. This is their list number one. They got. This is top ten hip hop duos.
Joe Crack
Hold up, I want to ask, all right. I want to ask one thing.
Jada
People that understand.
Joe Crack
We finally get the people who make the complex con. Who makes these lists? Like who all these people. Can we see who are the guys who make these all time lists?
Jada
I don't think so.
Joe Crack
Who the fuck are these people? Not just complex.
Jada
I don't think you ever seen them sitting there.
Joe Crack
It's the Beef I got. It's the Beef I got. When I say we did this show, shout out to Q Tip who understands how much we love hip hop. But we did this show so that you know these guys are unqualified, talking this shit. They didn't go to Dusseldorf 150 miles per hour and eating. You know that they not qualified for this, but yeah. Yo, Kiss. Yeah, I gotta take my glasses.
Jada
Other double F's in the T with the K's after is mean this crazy. This is the top ten hip hop duos of all time.
Joe Crack
Okay?
Jada
Number one, they got outcasts. Number two, they got Mobb Deep. Number three is Gangstar. Number four is UGK. Number five is Eric being Rakim. Number six is the Clips. Number seven is 8Ball and MJG. Number eight is EPMD. Number nine is the Dog Pound. Number ten is Mop. I don't, I don't necessarily agree with the order maybe, but I'm not mad at none of those are, those are, those are definite the top ten hip hop duos. If you. I don't find them. If you. I ain't mad at none of them. I don't care about the way they.
Joe Crack
I ain't mad at. I started to be first thing in the morning.
Jada
Run DMC is. It wouldn't be no list without Run dmc. So they don't have to be on there. They the top duo of all time. They're a trio. And it's a trio because they're a trio. Cuz GJ is technically.
Joe Crack
Yeah. Gangstar does not get the props they deserve. They made it now and I gotta commend Complex for that. Cause too many lists. I don't see Guru on there, I don't see Gangstar on there. They one of the greatest duos ever. Now we got it at the top. Mobb Deep, Outkast, and I'm gonna keep it a buck. I already had the beef with all my Dirty south guys first thing this morning when this list came out. They call me. Ha ha, look. By the way, my favorite second place besides Dubai on earth is called Atlanta, Georgia. Nobody loves it more than me. I love. Nah, it's just. I feel so good there, man. I'm gonna buy me one of them big ass mansions in Atlanta for no reason one day. I'm telling you, I'm gonna buy one of them big shits for no reason. Just to be like, yo, my crib. Atlanta, Georgia, right? Fucking love Atlanta, Georgia. I feel like I should have moved over there a long time ago. All right, cool. But they immediately. All my Atlanta, Georgia and Miami guys come with this shit. They make you get into the bullshit. They start arguing. Mobb Deep, Mobb Deep. Just New York outcasts for the whole world. Is global, it's international. What they different when you start off Agreeing with them. Then by the middle of the set, you start arguing with them because they make you argue with them. We don't want to argue with you. We know Outkast Trendsetters started the game. Shout out to Goody Mob. But. But, you know, Mobb Deep. I refuse for somebody to say they were just a New York group, you know, Mobb Deep is, you know, that's it right there. It's all a matter of. That's what I want to see. Right? And I'm not disagreeing with this list. Can I see the people who made this list so I could understand? They definitely wasn't wearing jurors. They weren't wearing.
Jada
Tim, you're never going to see the jury.
Joe Crack
You're never gonna.
Jada
You're never gonna see them people that made that list.
Joe Crack
Yo, how crazy is that? But my thing is. All right, cool. Eight ball. Mj. Trendsetters. Legendary. I like the whole list.
Jada
Yeah, that's what I told you. The list is it. I'm not mad at the list at all. They got my brother Billy and Fame on there.
Joe Crack
Oh, yeah, they.
Jada
They got Corrupt and Daz on there. You can't be Corrupt and Daz. You can't be. They got EPMD on there. They got Pusher and Malice on there.
Joe Crack
There's a great list.
Jada
Eric B And Rakim. Gangstar ugk. Eric being Rakim is Mobb Deep and Outkast. That's a. That might be one of the best fucking list complex ever put together.
Joe Crack
Commendable. Know the list is great. Not complex. It's crazy. Like, come on, let's.
Jada
Like you already, Frankston. You can forget you haven't making a list.
Joe Crack
These. I. I'm used to getting disrespected on every list. Best dress. Oh, best. Yo, bro. Yo, bro. These guys put dudes on these lists that they not close.
Jada
That shit's really bothering you. Whoever make the dress list, y better put crack on there, man.
Unknown
It's just their team. It's just their team that makes up the list. It's their team. It's the editorial staff.
Jada
We found. Hold on. You can bring. He found them. The guy that made the list.
Joe Crack
Look at this dude. This guy look like yes Bezos.
Jada
Yo. Yes.
Joe Crack
Looking like yes Bezos on this out of here. These are the guys.
Unknown
It's a few of them. It's all a part of. It's all a part of their own team.
Joe Crack
Oh, this is horrible. This like the guy who says hi to you at the Yankee game, and you just keep walking past him, he gonna give you dap. And you don't even dap him. But he know this is crazy. This is the most disrespectful shit in the world. You shouldn't have showed me him. I thought it was like some nerdy black dudes or some shit. Like, you know, I thought at least we had that working. This guy here, we want this guy to make the list. Listen, this is why you have a show like Joe and Jada. We really played the game. Until you go to a favela in Brazil. Favela means the projects. Them shits is on the City of God. One way in, one way out. They kill cops every weekend there until you go in there and a young kid about 14, asks to smoke a blunt with you and tells you to light it up while he has a rocket launcher in his hand. Don't talk to me about how you hip hop and you can make the list, you know, until you go and perform in that spot. They had a legendary spot in Brooklyn. Until you go in that spot and it's sold out and they got the fucking German shepherds sitting there and you asking them for your second half of your money for the show. How you're not going to perform if you don't get your bread. Don't talk to me about no list. Like, we done survived. We are battle scarred and tested in this shit.
Jada
June 30th, Spike Lee's classic Do the Right Thing celebrates 36. It's 36th anniversary. Shout out to Spike Lee. You know what I mean?
Joe Crack
Shout out to Uncle Spike. You know, Spike can tone it down with the outfits at the Nick Games.
Jada
Might get tone it down with the outfits at any game.
Joe Crack
Yo, Spike be coming with the zoot suits like his son. I know his son. His wife, beautiful.
Jada
Matter of fact, no, you don't, Spike. God is dressed like that or he won't be Spike.
Joe Crack
You think so? Yeah, I don't think you got to do a forever. Like, I see Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, they always got that. Do you think, yo, yo who? Yo, yo, they always got the older. I go to the airport and I see like some old school rap groups and they dress like when they was popping with the sombreros and them. So you could know, oh, that's Houdini. Or that's such and such. Like, do you believe that you dress like Brandon?
Jada
That's Brandon to a certain extent. It's not. Look, and check this out. Over the weekend. Public Enemies, it takes a nation of millions to hold us back. Celebrated its 37th anniversary. Shout out to Chuck D. Shout out to the whole Public Enemy.
Joe Crack
Nobody, I can't say will never. Nobody has ever brought more consciousness and more reality rap than Public Enemy ever in the history of hip hop music. And what's crazy is, their music used to make me violent when I was a teenager. I started, right? I start snuffing dudes, but not realizing that he said, love your brother. Treat him like. And I'm like, it wasn't till I got older that I started listening to Chuck D's lyrics and Flav's lyrics that I was like, yo, these guys started so many riots, but they were speaking peace the whole time. Public Enemy, you know, we got shot at the knees. I don't know where who. Who's the young guys speaking consciousness in the music now. They got to be out there. I just don't know who it is who's talking that like that. I don't know. Huh. Corday's one of them, and he's dead nice.
Jada
Cor, they be spitting.
Joe Crack
Yeah, he spit, but I don't think.
Jada
He'S like, he ain't on Public Enemy. Tell me who.
Joe Crack
You hear the man until you hear the man. I don't know if they, you know, got the video.
Unknown
I mean, you could say. You could argue J. Cole.
Joe Crack
Nah, he ain't doing that either. He's spitting you. You name his spitters. You know, both of them are top tier. They got to be a guy somewhere that's dead nice. Like, you know, in the gospel rap, they got Lecrae, you know, they got somebody. But the point is, I don't even know if record labels are ready to push that kind of music. 2025, you know, but it's sad that we can't think of one, because back in the day, we had Latifah, we had X Clan, we had a large.
Jada
Amount of them brand new being.
Joe Crack
They were doing it in a slick way. The Fugees was doing it in a slick way. Course krs1. Poor righteous teachers. We had a selection of people putting it down, and now we ain't got that no more.
Jada
According to I don't know what's the Poor righteous teachers. The U.N. yeah. It's wow. It was a lot of them.
Joe Crack
Yeah, but Daylight was more like. Yeah, they was making that. It was more positive, though.
Jada
It's making that positive.
Joe Crack
But they was just making.
Jada
I holding my lawn. Yo, the ghetto boys drop. We can't be stopped, man. July 1, 1991. Featuring the classic hit Mind Playing Tricks on It's Crazy.
Joe Crack
I was still daylight.
Jada
We're talking about daylight. Daylight. Drop stakes is high. July 2, 1996. Shout out to the ghetto boys and shout out to Dayla.
Joe Crack
I never forget first time Scarface ever came to New York. This one. Biggie just had one song out and party and I took him. I took him to the Wedge. Who faced Face. I took him to the Wedge. The Wedge was like the. To stick you up, right at the strip club. It was like, that was so crazy, man. If they had a bill of scar, it wasn't official. The Wedge was crazy be. And so I took him to my projects, and he was like, yo, y' all live like that. I didn't know because I never went to Houston. So he was like, God damn. He was like, I hood. We got little houses, y' all living. Like, he didn't understand it. He was like, boom. But I remember he was like, yo, who's this guy? Biggie Small? I swear to God. Scarface was. Who's this guy? Biggie Smalls. I like him. He's talented. He's dope. Ghetto boy. Hung out with my little man, too. Bushwick Bill a couple of times.
Jada
Yeah, him and the Jets.
Joe Crack
Yeah, I had Bushwick Bill in the jets, too. A separate time, but Bushwick Bill, I never. Like, he was from Jamaica. He was like. He was from everywhere. We can't just call him from Houston. No, no, I mean it like Bushwick Bill. I would see him everywhere. Miami, New York, Houston. Like, he was a real traveler.
Jada
I actually just met his son.
Joe Crack
Yeah, yeah.
Jada
Last time we was there, right?
Joe Crack
Yo, classic case of the J, Joe and Jadis Show. Stay tuned. The revolution will be televised and we gonna talk that we got where to go to this. You see the plaque, though? It's a. Honey, let me keep this. I'll let you keep it. Rich player might fight you the fair one over there.
Jada
Rich can't keep this.
Joe Crack
Rich player got the box of tss. He got any ever made for TS? You talking about a man cave. This furniture carpet Feds run up in there. Then he could never say he ain't ts. He just like, I'm caught, guys. I'm all in. This is like, thank you for tuning in peace.
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Jada
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Joe Crack
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Podcast Title: Joe and Jada
Hosts: Fat Joe (Joe Crack) and Jadakiss (Jada)
Release Date: July 1, 2025
Platform: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
In this episode of "Joe and Jada," hip-hop icons Fat Joe and Jadakiss delve into a vibrant discussion touching on several hot topics within the realms of music, sports, and pop culture. From dissecting Complex's latest hip-hop duos list to sharing intriguing stories about boxing legend Mike Tyson, and debating the potential movement of LeBron James to the New York Knicks, Joe and Jada provide listeners with raw, unfiltered insights drawn from their illustrious careers and personal experiences.
Joe and Jada kick off their discussion by addressing Complex's newly released list ranking the top ten hip-hop duos of all time. The duo expresses a mix of pride and skepticism regarding their placement and the criteria used by Complex.
Joe and Jada highlight the importance of lived experience in the hip-hop scene, suggesting that mere popularity or longevity may not equate to the true essence of what makes a duo legendary. They advocate for a more nuanced understanding of hip-hop dynamics, one that includes street credibility, influence, and personal contributions to the culture.
Shifting gears, the hosts delve into personal anecdotes involving the formidable boxing champion Mike Tyson. These stories offer a glimpse into Tyson's unpredictable nature and his relationship with Joe and Jada.
Joe and Jada explore the complexities of fame and friendship, particularly how figures like Mike Tyson navigate personal relationships amidst their larger-than-life personas. They touch upon themes of vulnerability, trust, and the challenges of maintaining genuine connections in the spotlight.
A heated debate erupts between Joe and Jada as they discuss the potential of NBA superstar LeBron James joining the New York Knicks. This segment dives deep into team dynamics, legacy, and the strategic moves within professional basketball.
The discussion underscores the delicate balance between individual accolades and team achievements in shaping a player's legacy. Joe and Jada critically assess the practicalities of integrating a high-profile player into a team that may require substantial restructuring, highlighting both the potential benefits and inherent challenges.
Joe and Jada transition into the world of celebrity boxing, focusing on Jake Paul's rise in the boxing scene. They assess his legitimacy as a boxer and his impact on the sport.
Joe and Jada provide a balanced view of Jake Paul's boxing career, recognizing his commitment and advancement while scrutinizing the depth of his skill set compared to traditional boxers. They underscore the evolving nature of celebrity-driven sports and what it means for authenticity and competition.
Towards the end of the episode, Joe and Jada reflect on the broader hip-hop culture, its evolution, and its current state compared to past decades.
The conversation delves into the tension between artistry and commercial success in hip-hop. Joe and Jada advocate for a return to roots where hip-hop serves as a voice for the marginalized and as a catalyst for social change, critiquing the current landscape for its perceived superficiality.
In this episode, Joe and Jada provide a multifaceted exploration of contemporary issues in hip-hop and sports, enriched by their personal experiences and unfiltered perspectives. From validating their place in hip-hop history to scrutinizing the authenticity of celebrity athletes and reflecting on cultural shifts, the hosts deliver a compelling narrative that resonates with both long-time fans and new listeners. Their candid conversations not only entertain but also provoke thoughtful consideration of the evolving dynamics within their industries.
Note: This summary excludes promotional segments and advertisements present in the original transcript to focus solely on the substantive content delivered by Joe and Jada.