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Jadakiss
The volume.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I went to use the bathroom. I can't take people like, yo, light a candle. Light. Tearing this off the frame. I thought it was Rich playing. That's why I tried.
Jadakiss
Why you're rich. Why you gonna do that?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Rich said it wasn't him.
Jadakiss
Somebody obliterated the bathroom. Oh.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, this is Joe Crack the Dawn.
Jadakiss
Your boy Jada.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
This is Joe and Jada show brought.
Jadakiss
To you by Boost Mobile. You know what I mean?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
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Jadakiss
Entourage, Boost Mobiles.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You know, this is one of my favorite parts of the shows when we talk about that.
Jadakiss
Boost Mobile did a lot for the culture.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
They do a lot for the culture. Still rocking. This is Joe and Jada Show. Now, Jada, I'm gonna throw things off for one second, right? Complex pulls out of 50 MCs in New York City. But Jadakiss ain't on the top five. Dead or alive. They got ll there. How do you feel when you see this lesson? You ain't on the top five, Jada.
Jadakiss
I don't give a about none of that. Cr. It don't bother me at all. They know what I do. They know what I do. Complex. No, the list. No, you know, I mean, let's cut this already. But it, you know, it doesn't bother me cuz they know this.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
The wood, this when I throw the.
Jadakiss
Hood on, they know this is not Chinese arithmetic or, you know, nothing crazy. They know what I do and that's it. I mean, you touch the oven, you know the oven is hot.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Let me tell you something in the list, man, these lists, man, shout out to Complex, man, they always repost our show and like that. So I ain't gonna start no smoke with them like that. But some of these lists, you know, we here because we talk our. And we hip hop historians. So when you throw people on the list that I never really even heard their music like that up in the front and all that, that's. That's the type of shit that get to me and bother me or somebody. You got somebody before the greats that never wrote their own song in their life like that that I'm not thinking about. I'm not. So you understand is that's when the list. I don't know what the list is. Most popular, most who you sold more. What's that? MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, like not Master Pete. Like, I'm keeping it a buck with you, right? So I don't know where these lists consist of. It's cute. According to my son. He sent it to me. He was like, yo, dad, man, you made the list. And I'm like, you know. All I know is I just do concerts every week where there's thousands and thousands of people purchase tickets to see me. And some of these people on this list can't stand on that stage with me, hit for hit and go like that. They just can't. So. But I'm saluting most everybody on the list. I love everybody on the list. I'm just saying, when we start the list, that's when I get a little, you know, topsy turvy. It's Tupac's birthday.
Jadakiss
Happy birthday to the legend, the late, great Tupac Shakur. Happy birthday. Happy belated birthday to Ice Cube. You know what I mean? Two legends. You got any. You got any Cube and POC stories?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Man? I gotta. I got a. A legendary Ice Cube story. But I think I'll save it for when he comes, because he's gonna be a guest on the show. And something we never talked about when it comes to Pac, you know, I've been watching, like, these protests out there. The no Kings are the Ice protests or whatever the case. And I've been seeing mad white people, like, real white people with posters saying they got money for war but can't feed the poor. Now, I don't know if they know where they got it from.
Jadakiss
No, they know just, like, complex know about that list. They know where they got that.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, Jada, man, when I seen no. 5. Listen, LL Cool J is my idol, and he deserves to be number five.
Jadakiss
He holding it.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm saying, let me go to this list.
Jadakiss
No, no, let's not.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. I was off the list. I was off the list. God bless. Nah, I'm not even gonna go there. Yeah, I can't go there.
Jadakiss
Don't go there, because I can't go there. Oh, you can go there, but no, I can't.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I can't. Really can't. Melly Mel, number 43. That's a violation. You know, it's just weird, people. That's when I try to tell you when people get mad at me. They say, yo, Joe, you know when we came out the box, the Joe and Jada show, I said, yo, I'm telling you why I'm doing it, because I feel like people who ain't play the game people. You know how hard it is to make a hit record once. Do you know how hard it is to continually make hit records or make street anthems or street or shit like that? Or records that Last forever.
Jadakiss
Timeless.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
And you, who are you? George Featherston? These guys. I don't know these people. By the way, if you from New York City and you rap or you ever had some type of success any way, from the streets, from gangsta to the music, if I don't know you, you're not valid. I'm. I'm just being honest with you. If I don't know you, you're not valid. I've been to every jam, every barrel, every. I know everybody, whether I know them or I don't know him. I told you the story the other day when Chris Lighty came up to me inside, he said, you know who I am? I said, yeah, I know who you are. You Chris Lightyear. Because he was valid, right? So when these people start, when you do documentaries, and they'd be like the hip hop historian, but who are you? What do you do? What role did you play? Did you. Or are you a hip hop. What did you bring to the story and fan, like? Because they got to start saying, yo, I'm the biggest fan of hip hop, and this is my subjective point of view. Because if you ain't played the game, and if you ain't on them lists, if you ain't on them, if you ain't got a guy like Jadakiss really talking about, yo, listen, guys, don't make me sharpen up the sword because I'm top five.
Jadakiss
If you.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
If you ain't like my business partner over here, talk. If you can't make comments like that, you should not be commenting so loudly. That's all I'm saying. And everybody going to get mad at me because Everybody got a YouTube show. Everybody think they're a blogger. Everybody. I see dudes, you know, 75 years old, missing teeth, talking hot on the. On the. This is crazy. Like, you cannot hold a smack. Talking crazy on these YouTube channels. But I guess I get it. Freedom. What is it? First Amendment? We all fighting for freedom of speech right now. You know what I'm saying? Yo, yo, Jay. I'm just saying I see guys up there talking and they can't take a smack is what I'm trying to tell you. Yeah, maybe you bust your gun 30 years ago, 40 years ago, some. That is not apparent now.
Jadakiss
That gun don't even work no more.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No more. That is a Pete that got blockage on it. You know what I'm saying? And when I look at these guys, I just be like, not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough. It's just not Enough.
Jadakiss
I can't take.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, no. I'm just talking myself too.
Jadakiss
Early crack.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Happy birthday, Tupac Shakur. For everything he accomplished and everything he tried to accomplish. You know, Tupac Shakur come from Black Panthers. His mother was heavily involved, his aunts and all that. And he wanted us to be empowered as people. You know, I see Tupac old videos that's so relevant to today.
Jadakiss
Yeah, some of the best video.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, when he's talking about, yo, let everybody eat like you over here with billions of dollars, and we celebrating you because you got. And I'm happy for capitalism. I want everybody to make the most money in the world. But he has a very big point when he says, yo, what about the homeless? What about the people starving? You know, there's enough money to. To feed these people. You know, we got veterans that went to war and they homeless and they up. That's some other shit. We. I told myself, stay off politics, Ice Cube. I mean, you ask somebody from la, the only thing that's wrong, we might get. I think we might have to, man. I don't know what the budget is. I don't think we can fly people in every week. But we need to have, like a West coast perspective on this show because we New Yorkers and yeah, we know hip hop and yeah, we've been in the game. But the west coast got something to say. They got a lot of people who done held it down. Because if you ask game, he says Ice Cube is his favorite rapper. If you ask any of them rappers.
Jadakiss
In LA tier, you kidding me? Ice Cube is one of them ones. You know that?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I know that Cubism.
Jadakiss
Cube is responsible for some incredible shit. You get it? You know that?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I don't know if I said it on the show, but I remember the time that Cube came to New York to record. He performed at the Apollo.
Jadakiss
Apollo. I was. I was young. That in his hand, I was like, history.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, no, no, no, no. He tore the pain off the motherfucker. He tore the paint off the fucking Apollo. This is Ice Cube with his prime people standing on seats. That was part of the shit I had.
Jadakiss
That's when he first cut his hair, too. He came with the ball head or the Caesar or something.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Let me tell you something. Ice Cube at the Apollo. I've seen some legendary shows, but it might be the most legendary one. He tore the point paint. All the matter of fact, we at. We over here at the office. I went in the bathroom right now. At what point is disrespect for a. To tear the paint off the bathroom and what kind of shits. No, no, I'm being honest with you. When do you know you flake? What happened when you violated?
Jadakiss
What happened?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
This out of control. This out of control.
Jadakiss
How did he segue to the bathroom?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Nah, because.
Jadakiss
Because I remember Apollo to the bathroom.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
It's crazy. There's other people in here. Be polite. I went to use the bathroom. I can't take people like, yo, light a candle.
Jadakiss
Be polite.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Tearing this off the frame. I thought it was Rich, player. That's why I tried.
Jadakiss
Why you got that. Yo, Rich, why you going?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Rich said it wasn't him.
Jadakiss
Somebody obliterated the bathroom.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, my.
Jadakiss
Did anybody step up?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, listen, when you start breathing through the mouth, I gotta take a piss bad. I'm of a certain age where if I gotta take a piss, I gotta take a piss. I'm breathing through my mouth. That is flavoring. Yeah, it's one of these people here, too.
Jadakiss
We all.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
One of y' all been eating enchiladas or something.
Jadakiss
Production.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, this ain't family production. Not the they did in that.
Jadakiss
Listen, we gonna make some money. I don't know if it was that Jimmy John's, because we eat a lot of Jimmy John's. Cast the set eat Jimmy John's. Nobody's stepping up. Nobody stepping up.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Nah, it ain't the Jimmy Johnson who obliterated the bathroom, yo. Biggest disrespect in the planet earth.
Jadakiss
It can't be Jimmy John's, though. We. We had that on set since we started.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I can't, but I'm gonna happen.
Jadakiss
No.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
So I'm gonna be honest with you. That there. Yo, I'm from the South Bronx. Nah, nah. Yo, Kiss.
Jadakiss
Can we get.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm from the South Bronx. That there, you know, it remind me of like, Third World. You ever go. No, no, no, no. Let's not go there. You ever went to a bathroom like you could any bathroom? I'm gonna say the airport, because that's where I bump into it, Right? I'm waiting for the bathroom.
Jadakiss
Bathroom in the history of bathrooms is old D block studio.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That was the worst.
Jadakiss
I'll give you 50,000 if you not a battle. It was worse.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Nah, yo, they battled. They did somebody who they battled. Somebody violated the building. And I'm willing to say somebody from another floor, right? What floor we on? The eighth floor. Somebody snuck up in the third floor, violated this and got out. Legend. They knew they had that Father's Day crunch, yo. And they came up.
Jadakiss
Oh, I was the crunch.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Let me Explain something to you. You at the airport, let's go to airport. Right? I'm at the airport. I might want it. I have to take a shit. I'm not shitting on the plane, right? We're going to get off this subject quick. But you, you ever had to use the bathroom, waited for the bathroom and then Cowboy Bob Orton walks out and you just like yo, I'm not using that shit. I don't care how much I want the bathroom. I think it's best you don't see who use the bathroom before you use the baffle. Because the wrong person come out the bathroom. I'm walking out. I'm like now, hell no. This guy got farmer going on in here. I don't need no fertilizer type. You can't clean. It's not enough. I can't clean this anyway.
Jadakiss
You can't take this guy out.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Caitlyn Clark bust my liberty's ass yesterday.
Jadakiss
She gave him 38 in case you forgot.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, we 9 and 1. But I'm just talking about Caitlin Clark.
Jadakiss
She gets busy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Is she the best in the league?
Jadakiss
She's definitely one of them. I can't say she's the best when you got Breanna Stewart, Nafeesa Collins, Sabrina Unescu.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Triple double.
Jadakiss
Kidding me? It's good.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, let me tell you something.
Jadakiss
I feel like Paige Beckers.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I feel like there's a light skinned one. Yo, what's the light? Oh no, no, no. I'm saying she's a beautiful young lady. I forget what team she dumb. Nice. You show me a picture.
Jadakiss
Collins, the one who got not juju. Juju's the juju.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
All of them. Okay, right now I'm not gonna lie.
Jadakiss
To you like a lady mellow talking about.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yes. What's her name?
Jadakiss
The Minnesota.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Minnesota Leaks. She's the business.
Jadakiss
She gets busy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh no, no, no. She's a female mellow. There's no way around it. That's the game I'm talking about.
Jadakiss
Yeah.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
She is not to be with Minnesota. Yeah, the light skinned girl.
Jadakiss
She's official.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Her game is just like mellows.
Jadakiss
Yeah, her game is incredible.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Now let me be quick to say this brother to. To address you. Nobody when I say nobody is with Juju Watkins when she come in this NBA. It's the bottom line. Hang up your. Get your stats out now because you're not playing against. I'm just telling you the truth. Juju Watkins, Is she wide different? She like AI, not Allen Iverson artificial intelligence.
Jadakiss
Yo, come on, man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Okay, she might be A clone yo the she doing yo, Juju Watkins. Not she not normal, bro.
Jadakiss
Okay?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
And I'm big enough. Everybody. We big enough. We picking up everybody. But I' ma be honest with you. Juju Watkins on another level of Boston, she get busy.
Jadakiss
She on Caitlyn's team. She. She like the big.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
She like a stretch full Caitlin Clark 38 points. Yo yo vision. Look, the only way. Look, you talking to a guy who won seven chips coaching at the Rucker. It's sad for me to say this, but the only way to beat Caitlin Clark is to rough her up. Bully ball. And what I notice is the second they play her straight up like a normal player, she yo yo them to death. Like, if you played her. If you play her, she got square. You're done crucified. You're over here. She's over here. This if you got to muscle her. If you play her fair and square, you're done. You're on roller skates. But you know, wnba, who thought. Who thought it'd be so exciting right now?
Jadakiss
Games are very exciting.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
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Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, you would have got everybody Fat Joe's the crazy. I want to hear you talk first.
Jadakiss
First it was Jordan Crawford and Lance. Jordan Crawford put his hand up Lance nose and Lance tried to click him.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I seen Lance at Dwight.
Jadakiss
How I was right at the half. So Lance probably was already feeling some kind of way. Then after the halftime, him and Dwight got into a little grappling.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I coached Lance Stevenson when his name was born ready. He was 15 years old. He's still busting NBA asses. Yeah, but every time I went last year to see for Clash TV I went out there to Coney island, the middle of the projects, to see Lance team play. He played, smacked the dude in the face, pushed him. This every game I have seen Lance participate in the last couple of games for real, he pushing dudes. He just lost the one on one to Beasley, which was a great game. But he pushed the other guy, trying to like Lance gotta know, like, yo, Lance, let's tone it down and go back to professionalism. Because Lance don't want to take no criticism. That got me thinking. Your man. Hold up. No, no, I'm. What I'm saying to you is the last three, four times I watched Lance Stevenson, whether it's a street game, whether it's one on one, whether it's big three, he hooked off on everybody. Like he's. He's. He's going. He gotta calm down. Calm down, Lance. You can't just be duffing dudes on the sideline talking. That brings me to this DeMarcus cousin in Puerto Rico.
Jadakiss
Oh, man. Boogie. He grabs his dick. Oh, this is a kick. This is a friendly show. He can't be saying where's.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He grabs his private parts.
Jadakiss
There we go.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Visibly. And wipes it on the guy's face. The fan, y' all, this is murder music.
Jadakiss
They threw every beverage in the room.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
This is he lucky. They ain't throw shots. And I'm not trying to incite nothing because it's very dangerous. He's always been one of my favorite players. Is very dangerous in Puerto Rico. Trust me when I tell you they will smoke somebody outside that arena. Hundred shots. Not lying to you. It's very scary in Puerto Rico. He grabbed his dick and smudged it on the guy's face.
Jadakiss
Come on, man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I never seen no shit. Like, there is no. I want to know what the guy was telling Do. Can. Can we get demarcus cousin here or on a zoom or something? Because I want to know what the guy. The guy. The guy definitely violated.
Jadakiss
He had to say something crazy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, no, no, no, no. Crazy. Crazy. Like how did this world. That wasn't just because he was losing the game for the smudge. Oh, yeah. He can't go to Puerto Rico no more. He just can't. I could have told you that. I don't play with Puerto Rico and I'm Puerto Rican. You can't. No, I'm telling you. I'm telling you, do not play over there because that gets smoky. I knew it. I said, yo, he can't go to another game. They already got mad. I don't know, but I'm sure in Puerto Rico they already got, like, mad rumors this gang's gonna smoke him, this guy that it's on out there. Out there they invented, you know, and.
Jadakiss
We Puerto Ricans are gossipers.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
We bonchincha. He off the album.
Jadakiss
Yeah, they got him out of it.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
But what I'm saying to you is, I'm telling you that whatever the bloods, crips, Latin kings of Puerto Rico is and all that, they all saying they're killing them for a fact.
Jadakiss
Come on.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I. I'm telling you the truth. I know how this shit work in Puerto Rico. They are in every barbershop. Thank God he's off the island. He could go play in Greece.
Jadakiss
He's home with his family, safe.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm a big boogie cousins fan. A huge. I'm sad that he got injured in his career, got cut short, because I think he could have been a hall of famer type player, you understand? But he gave him the smudge. And he know. Because he know that that's father. So he must have been like, yo, man, Puerto Rico. I'm getting out of here. Grab this. Wiped it on the guys. Oh, my God, the macha deros, yo. The machetes probably was coming at all. Oh, my God. Thank God for the security. Who got him out of there. I don't know how he got out of there. He's violated. He violated him in front of the station, in front of the stadium. And then it went to.
Jadakiss
The guy's family was sitting there with him.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, I don't think. Yeah, all right. I'm trying to tell you, I do not play in Puerto Rico. I don't get involved. I don't argue with people. Yes. You know, keep it. Because them niggas, they got big artillery in Puerto Rico.
Jadakiss
What's the conference they used to have in Puerto Rico? The rap? Yeah, yeah.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
They used to have. No, no, it was there. I forgot. Look up Renee Mlan. What's the comp conference they used to have in Puerto Rico?
Jadakiss
Be down was it.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That's the first time I flew.
Jadakiss
Is that was the name of it was how can I be down?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
How can I be down? Was in Miami.
Jadakiss
He got pulled over in Puerto Rico for whatever that. I was at one of them fest pulled you over. Boom. The police pull us over. I got a. I got a Dutch master rolled up. I swallowed the whole Dutch mask. It got stuck in my throat. I had to go to McDonald's. This when they still had super size. I got a high CR with super Size it drunk the whole. I thought I was gonna die, though.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Did they ever search you?
Jadakiss
Yeah.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, so they searched.
Jadakiss
You had to swallow it.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, they were trying to put in jail.
Jadakiss
I took a couple poles. It was a. A freshly rolled Dutch gone.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
My man was just telling me, shout out. My brother should have went to hat. My barber, he was telling me he was in Cuba, right? Because I just watched this documentary on Cuba and I'm half Cuban, half Puerto Rican. He said he went to Cuba and he was at the beach and he lit up. I don't know if y' all know Cuba, you know.
Jadakiss
He lit up some weed on the beach.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
It was so. It's so poor out there with no disrespect, they do whatever they can because the government is communism. But he said he took weed with him over there and smoked it. He said the dude smelt it and was like, please. He made heck turn it off. Smelling it was like, this is the real. Like, they don't even get that out there. He was smelling it, like, just. He said, you come tomorrow with this. You have the biggest table, the biggest. He said they treat him like a king. Came with a blunt the next day, gave it to the kid. He said the kid never smoked the pure. He wanted to pure that bad. He was like, oh, my God. Like, he couldn't believe. You know what I'm saying? What Fire. He said the man went looney tunes and was like. Treated him like a king. Next day he came over there, they fed him like a king. Treated him like he was like. He had that off, like, that fire. Listen, a big economist says in five years, there's going to be no need for lawyers or accountants because the AI is going to do everything for you in five years. They saying, AI information from it's out there. And so what I'm saying to you.
Jadakiss
Yo, is they gonna take over a lot of shit with AI.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
They saying you're not gonna need a lawyer or accountant. They say, right now, I got a guy over here. I don't want to say his name. He just graduated college. And he said the students are using chat GPT to cheat on every test. The man admitted to me he cheated on every fucking test. The guy right over there just wore the cap of ground. We don't want to say his name right now. We'll call him Rose.
Jadakiss
Go Acevedo.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Rossidio. Acevedo. But y' all see, the rosino straight up told me, and I appreciate your honesty. Cheated every test with chat gbt answered everything.
Jadakiss
That's what all the kids is doing right now.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I got a boy do 100 million dollar deal in New Orleans for some hotels and they using the chat GPT. They saying the other guys using chat GBT too. They doing the contracts lawyer to lawyer and they waiting to the last second to give it to the human lawyer because, you know, they charges by the hour to get it done. I mean, I'm just saying that's what you believe this shit, the economists.
Jadakiss
I don't like to think about that kind of shit.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Right.
Jadakiss
This makes me nervous.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
It makes me nervous too. Let me tell you something. They're not going to be able to roll up a blunt like a human being. You think they're going to have a little robot roll the shit up like. Yeah, they probably is. What he said, he said there's an ER room in China that's more accurate than humans and it's all robot. Chris, am I lying? There's a, ER emergency room in China that's with all robots. Japan and the is serving it up with more precision than humans right now. Let one of them go crazy. Yeah, that's laser your neck off, grab.
Jadakiss
Your throat like human being malfunction.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, let me tell you something about Stan on Brand. I was talking to our brother. Let's not even like, he really is my brother, but he's so much my idol. I be scared to talk like that. Like, he's my brother. I get mad, right? So Natina, my sister's president of Def Jam, and she be like, oh, I saw Todd today. I'd be like, yo, you are not allowed to call him Todd. He is LL Cool J. Like, I get offended when people try to act like they even know him. He's such my idol. So I'm hanging out with LL Cool J, Ben Crump, we at the Songwriters hall of Fame. They honor George Clinton and Rodney Jerkins. So we there and support. LL tells me how much he loves this podcast. It's incredible. He says Jadakiss stays on brand. He always talks from a hood perspective. He always talks from a hip hop perspective. And you, Joe, you know you like to brag and talk about worldly shit, but you saying it from your perspective how important it is to protect your brand and stay on brand. Cause I got one right now that's like most disrespectful shit. I'm gonna come with right after that, Doc.
Jadakiss
It's very important to protect your brand and stay on brand. You know what I mean? It's about finding that balance. You know what I Mean, we. We know what the we was going to do. We just. We just doing it, but we ain't. We didn't have no structure. The best way to find out if something work is try it. You know what I mean? Chances make champions. Now the train is coming now the.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Train is coming, baby. Yo, listen, this is what I mean, right? I got the opportunity when I went to Rashid Bilas's wedding in Dubai. Met the man, Ashton Hall. Ashton Hall. I tell you, Rashid, they got a zoo in the house. This is. No, you got a zoo in a house. In the house. So when you're eating dinner, this is on. God. Google it, whatever it's called. Fame Park. You're eating dinner. You look chat. Gbt.
Jadakiss
You look.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You look forward. There's tigers. You look to this room, there's bears. You look to this room is elephants. And you're eating dinner in the middle of the. That's the house. I.
Jadakiss
Elephant, bears.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
On God, tigers, lions, chimpanzees, everything. Now, last. Last week, I threw it up in my story, the white tigers and all that, I'm not lying, but I overheard Ashton hall, because he was at the wedding, we ate dinner there. Asking Rashid's father could he like race a cheetah or a cougar and could he race the eagle. Like, he was politicking. Now, he's physically fit. You seen the videos. You seen him go super viral racing with my brother Khaled. That shit looked like they could get a movie role with both of them together, right? They racing. So the world is thinking, this is the greatest, fastest man in the world.
Jadakiss
He.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He thinks so I'm at the table. I'm at the dinner table. Him trying to get a cheetah or cougar on the eagle to race him. No, I'm being honest. Cock diesel out of control. The man went for the banana in the tailpipe, no pun intended. And he let little Speed the streamer challenge him to a race. Speed bust his ass four times in a row.
Jadakiss
Four.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, Steve, he killed that whole. You know, Ashton should have stuck to brand. He should have said, yo, this little kid keep threatening me. He might be super fast. I think Ashton hall really. This whole up racing this kid, he finished his brand. You think the kid is talking mad too, you bum? I told you. You know, Speed is a nice kid. He's a nice kid. One of the biggest streamers in the world. I've hung out with Speed, too, a bunch of times. But Speed destroyed this guy on video with the race. Barefoot, he took his sneakers off and raced them barefoot and beat him, right? So my thing is Ashton hall, he ain't stick to brand, you know what I'm saying? And not only that ashen or fell down and one of them, that's like when you get your uncle, he used to be fast.
Jadakiss
He think he, he's thinking, no, no.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Remember your uncle used to be fast. Like Uncle Dan was the fastest in my family. We used to get Uncle Dan and bet guys $20 to race for my block. Cuz Uncle Dan from the other hood be like, yo, $20, I bet you I got my uncle will beat you. And he come beat they ass back in the days. But he's old now. Whenever you see that you try to race and you fall on your face and it's done. It's a rap.
Jadakiss
Should be.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
If you're.
Jadakiss
Hang it up, hang your converse up now. The train ain't coming.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
The train ain't coming, baby. No, sir.
Jadakiss
Yo, on a serious note, we want to give prayers and condolences to Ananda Lewis's family.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, man.
Jadakiss
Did you know Ananda? I think I met her a few times at the the Young Locks when we first came out. I really, I didn't really know.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
She was super beautiful, definitely one of the pioneers in journalism and hip hop. And she was a special person in real life. Anyway, we'll leave it at that. But we're very sad for her, you know, and she, she was very strong and opinionated. So, like, she had breast cancer according to everything I've been seeing. Because now I'll get a phone call, you know, they, they, they calling me behind this podcast from east to west coast. But from what I saw, she knew she had breast cancer. And they could have did it the way they do it with chemo and all that, but she refused to do that, according to the reports and the interviews I saw. And she believed that the body was smart enough to beat the illness itself, you know, and so, you know, we are a lot of people who feel that way that don't trust science, don't trust technology. Damn sure ain't trust in AI, you know what I'm saying? So shout out to Ananda. Beautiful spirit, beautiful soul. We're going to miss you. I seen a very big outpour of hip hop, you know what I'm saying? You know, she a legend in the game, bro. She. She a legend in the game.
Jadakiss
Is. Is Father's Day a certified holiday?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Don't, don't go here. Don't. You trying to start some. What did you get for Father's Day.
Jadakiss
I think I got pancakes.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You got a T shirt.
Jadakiss
I got some pants.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You're lucky you got a T shirt.
Jadakiss
You actually got pancakes and two turkey bacons.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, my. My bell rang off from Balenciaga for my daughter's. I ain't got no nothing.
Jadakiss
Pancakes, two turkey bacons. I got a friend, brown socks in the screwdriver. Sad. It's sad. How they doing, the fathers out here, man?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, it won't stop. You know, when I woke up, Father's Day morning. I don't really care nothing. I don't really care about holidays like that. I'm gonna just keep it real with you. I feel like it man made.
Jadakiss
We don't get no.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, but let me. Let me explain my piece. You're right, but I'm going there with you.
Jadakiss
Restaurants open.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Look, I'm going with you.
Jadakiss
Let's go.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Right, but let me say this first. My disclaimer, right? I believe that a lot of these holidays, especially in America, was made to boost the economy. That it ain't really we celebrating Thanksgiving and they killed the Indians. Like I'm just keeping it a buck. That's just so these holidays.
Jadakiss
No.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Serious. So I'm saying to you is, I don't believe these. These holidays. So even if it's Father's Day, I'm not tripping off of what's going down. Actually, you know what I asked for yesterday? And they fought me. But I know why now. I know why now. I woke up and I said, I want a TV dinner. The old school.
Jadakiss
No, no, I think it's crazy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
It's the truth, though. Yo, am I right or wrong?
Jadakiss
As I woke up, you wanted a TV dinner.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yeah, I seen steak and lobster. I want a Hungry Jack, a hungry man. Let me get the fudge. The fudge with the fake fried chicken. With the. With the Mac. Mashed potato. You got to throw your own butter on with the little corn. The problem is I live in a very affluent area, meaning everybody got a mansion. I went to the Corners Supermarket. They had no TV dentist. I went to the next sexy supermarket. They have it. I go to the hood. They got all the Hungry Jacks. This is how they us up. I'm telling you the truth. I didn't know. So I eat my Hungry Jack happy. Later on, my daughter tells me, yo, by the way, dad, did you read the back of that shit? I said no. What? What she said, 1400 sodium. That's like the stuff you're supposed to take for a month in one Hungry Jack. I grew up eating this every day, three times a day. But was it worth it? No. And after I found out about the 1400 sodium. No.
Jadakiss
Yo, let's talk about the BET Awards. I think it was the best BET Awards in a long time. What you think?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Quality.
Jadakiss
They spent a lot of money. The production was right. The performances was tight. I think everybody rock. What you think?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Jesse Collins. My daughter worked on that. You know, if you let her tell it, that's a whole show. You know, she went to school for sets and all that. She's. She's, you know, she's in there working. Shout out to Jesse Collins. He got a bunch of people's kids working from the industry.
Jadakiss
I gotta get my daughter.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
See what I'm saying? That's the Nepo. He calls them the Nepo crew. Everybody's daughter and son is working for him at that show over there. But I love this BET Awards. And I think it was basically the hits. Like, everybody who performed had real hits, real music. It was quality. I want to shout out Jamie Foxx, who was in a coma. He almost lost his life. I love his standup comedy that he did on Netflix. You know, it had me in tears as well. But you could tell. He was always a great guy, but you could tell God is in his life on another level. So while they doing the tribute to him, which was amazing, from Babyface to you seen your man. Your man Teddy Riley did the Bayment on the roof, Raymond on. Why with the shit, yo? All of that was incredible. The Stevie Wonder. Now you seen him doing, like, Stevie can't see the award. He's like, yo, I mean, you know. You know, Jamie, the trifecta. But that was crazy. It was dumb. Funny, right? But that was crazy. Like, I'm like, you don't. With Stevie. Stevie's like, look, the saddest thing I could tell you the greatest thing. And the saddest thing in one comment to me, shortest greats. But Stevie Wonder's the last great from that time. Like, I mean, we got Patti LaBelle, we got everybody. I don't want to mess up, but Stevie Wonder is like, from when Michael Jackson was a baby, from the whole Motown. He was a kid doing the music. I feel like he's the last pillar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That's how I feel. And shout out to. Everybody looked amazing at the BET Awards. I love. I never seen him perform better.
Jadakiss
Snoop was crazy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Snoop was crazy, huh?
Jadakiss
They ripped that, bought out yng corrupt. That was fire.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Snoop Dogg, like I always say, the most popular rapper ever in the history of hip hop. I mean, 50 Cent is there. There's something that's there, but Snoop Dogg is definitely Doggy Dog is the most noticeable face. I be thinking about that, right? Because somebody asked me earlier if I had a dollar for everybody who noticed Fat Joe, I'd be a kazillionaire. You ever think that you're more famous than your bank account? Have you ever felt that way?
Jadakiss
Hell fucking yeah. It can't be. It's un. It's not even close. If you got. If you got paid for every picture, every time you said hi, every time you hugged the baby, every going through the airport, every time you. Hey, Fat Joe. You begin zealously.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, bro, they know me everywhere. And it's crazy the way I knew that this, that I was famous. Famous, right? Was I flew to Morocco. It's a true story. This. This is Makaresh. Is a town called Makaresh. They pick me up. I'm not going to stereotype them, but I get in the back of the truck now, I'm telling you, and they drive out. These people ain't speaking English. They drive out into the desert for about two hours. The only shit I really See, in the desert is a camel walking by itself. About an hour and a half in, I start saying, damn, they caught me. The Taliban. No, this is. Yo, I'm. I'm telling you, there ain't nothing out there. There ain't a water fountain, gas station, nothing. It's straight. I was going to do a show, but the guys picked me up in the truck. You know, they like you. You did a show in New Orleans. Somebody picked you up. These guys wasn't talking English, and they drove into the desert for two hours straight. And I'm thinking in my head, it's all, oh, that's it. It's over.
Jadakiss
It's over.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
They got me. The Taliban. I swear to God, I was that scared. I thought they had me and I was kidnapped. And then we pull up, like a movie to a gate, and it's like a fucking oasis. They have villas, they had, like a village, all the most beautiful shit in the world. And I remember walking to the villa that they gave me, and it was two white girls, and. I mean, in the middle of nowhere. These women know how to vacation. They want to see humans, right? So I walk in. The white girl look up. She said, oh, it's Fat Joe. And she turned back around the guy's suntan here. Two minutes ago, I thought I was kidnapped by the Taliban in the middle of nowhere. And she looks up and go, oh, it's Fat Joe. That's how I knew I was famous. That's when it hit me, and I said, yo, you famous, man. You just thought you was in the middle of the desert by the Taliban. And the girl know you like this. She just rolled up. I was Fat Joe. We had a great time. I wasn't kidnapped. I went back home, very safe and everything. We had a great time. You know, Makaresh, they got a little man.
Jadakiss
You.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Have you ever seen the little men like this?
Jadakiss
Come on.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
We have one in Jimmy's.
Jadakiss
Come on, dog.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, I'm telling you the truth. Has anybody here. Has anybody. Let me.
Jadakiss
Help me. He said, it's a man, this.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Listen, our fans in Moroccan, French Montana knows him. French Montana's from Morocco. I told him. He knows him. It's a man this little.
Jadakiss
I need y' all to see how small he's saying.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Let me explain something. Like, the man.
Jadakiss
What size organs do he got?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, give me this. I promise you this. The rewinded box. No, hold up.
Jadakiss
No. Yo, yo, come on.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Definitely the Kiss Cafe. Let me get the Kiss Cafe. Yeah, let me get the Kiss Back Cafe. Listen, Let me tell you something.
Jadakiss
He's seen a human being.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
This man will be ducking behind this in real human life.
Jadakiss
It's not even.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, listen. He's a grown man with a. Ladies.
Jadakiss
And gentlemen, a suit.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, no, no.
Jadakiss
Yo, do.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, the man. Oh, I'm capping. Yo, look him up. Yeah, I promise you.
Jadakiss
He said he got a suit on.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, we had a Dominican.
Jadakiss
Come on.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
We had a Dominican named Nelson that passed away. Rest in peace. He used to come to Jimmy's Bronze Cafe. The man was this big.
Jadakiss
Come on.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, I'm telling you. Yo, listen, he's definitely not bigger than.
Jadakiss
The Kiss Cafe I've been in, man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Jadakiss
It's. Nobody was this big, dog.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, there's a little man in Morocco. He's still alive in Makadesh. Okay, we want y' all to send us pictures to the Joe and Jada Instagram. Cause y' all be thinking I'm capping. He won't be hiding behind this. Nah, this is at least three fourths of his body.
Jadakiss
Yep. Come on, dog. Please. There's no way. What's that sneak.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not a myth. I am not a myth. Alhamdulillah. I am not a myth.
Jadakiss
I gotta guess. This guy's killing me.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Let's see if French picks up. Yo, I bet you they sent it to us.
Jadakiss
Sorry.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
French ain't pick up. Let me tell you something. I'll tell you. We had a Dominican, one named Nelson. He passed away.
Jadakiss
Yo, he used to be a Jimmy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He jumped from the table to the chair to the disc. You never seen it. I'm not violating.
Jadakiss
Can anybody get us a picture of Nelson?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He's gonna. Nelson will be found. You guys are gonna make sure I'm not capping the guy who does the clips. You're gonna find pictures in Nelson. You're gonna find pictures of the man in the Makadesh. Because they say I'll be capping. There's a little man.
Jadakiss
I can't take it.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Why? I never seen a little woman like that. Right? I seen a little man like that. I never seen a woman like that.
Jadakiss
How big is he?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He's hiding behind this.
Jadakiss
Yo, what?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, yo, yo, listen, listen.
Jadakiss
I need an amulet. I need. Yo, door.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He's hiding his face. Might just go, like, peek over this, like. Yo, it's a little man with a suit.
Jadakiss
Yeah. Yo, dog, he's killed.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Rewinded 10 cvs Sally Beauty. Go get it.
Jadakiss
Man with a suit.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Just cafe Go get your stuff. Kiss Cafe and killed me. All right. You think I'm lying?
Jadakiss
Nah.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
All right. I'm just trying. Let me tell you something other people say for clickbait content like that. I say facts all the time. And when we do the clip, you're gonna see the little man. Two of them. I know a Dominican. One, Nelson. Yo, he passed away. Rest in peace.
Jadakiss
Rest in peace. To Nelson's man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
But the other man, you gotta get the. When we from Morocco is alive and French knows him. French Montana knows he got kids. I don't know.
Jadakiss
Yo, come on.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm not gonna go there. I'm sure he got a girl. They think he's cute and all that. The man's a little scrunchy.
Jadakiss
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, what's the toy they selling over out now for the girls. Everybody's getting them toys. Yeah, the girl woman can have her own. The boo boo. The man.
Jadakiss
This guy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
The man. Yo, let me tell you something.
Jadakiss
The picture surfaces of this.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, no, it's happening. I'm not lying to you. Nelson. You found Nelson. Who you found from Morocco? Let me see.
Jadakiss
We got him.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
We got him, bro. No, I tell you, I don't cap, man. I'm not capping.
Jadakiss
I gotta see.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, kids.
Jadakiss
I'm gonna let you look at him first.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Just make sure. Look at my man. Oh, oh. Look at my man. Yo, look. Look at him sitting on a watermelon. Look at this. Oh, I told you this is my guy. I'm not lying to you. This my guy. He's on a watermelon. He ain't bigger than the watermelon. Look at this. I told you. Yes, I told you. No, no. He's puny. Put the Kiss Cafe. That half his body, bro. No, he's on a watermelon. Like that's a building.
Jadakiss
He's doing.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, come on, Kiss. You trying to violate this guy. I know him from Makadesh.
Jadakiss
How big is he?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He'll hop like. He'll hop from the table to the chair. Hop down. You help him.
Jadakiss
Gentlemen. Y' all better never say. My brothers.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You seen this? The no Cap award goes to. Crack this a man. Yo, look at him sitting on a watermelon.
Jadakiss
He's a grown man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He's a man. A grown man be wearing suits and.
Jadakiss
Yo, hey, you do got a little button up on. He got a little polo button up. Look at the little sneakers, man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You ain't. I've been around the world.
Jadakiss
I'm trying to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, I don't Want to hear nothing? He. He found the little guy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, but look at the Pineapple.
Jadakiss
I need Nelson.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Half his body.
Jadakiss
If you get Nelson.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Nelson is Dominican. Nelson, look up Nelson. Nelson is out there. Nelson used to hang with us in the Bronx. I'm telling you.
Jadakiss
Yo, dog.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, the Pineapple.
Jadakiss
You met him in Morocco. Yeah, French knows.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
French knows him by name and everything. When I tell French, yo, you know the little guy, he'll say his name real quick. That's why I called him. I was like, you know, he's a grown man. No, he's a grown man.
Jadakiss
He ain't smoke, he ain't. Ladies and gentlemen. He ain't this size, though.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
What size is he? The pillow. Look at this guy. Pineapple was to his neck.
Jadakiss
That's crazy.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
How little is he? That boy be hiding behind Kiss Cafe. He be like this.
Jadakiss
I told you, yo, that's hard, man. He made it his real talk, Real talk. We gotta put him on the screen.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, that's crazy though.
Jadakiss
That's the illness.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, is that crazy?
Jadakiss
With the suit? What kind of suit? What kind of suit?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, look at the lady on him. No, no, look, he got the suit. Look, Kiss. Oh, no, he got the suit, boy. Yo, look at the lady on him.
Jadakiss
He got his.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, I'm dead ass.
Jadakiss
Look at this.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, look, he got the suit. He be rocking suits, the bow tie, all this.
Jadakiss
I can't take it.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm not lying.
Jadakiss
Yeah, we gotta have an EMS on the side.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You got Nelson.
Jadakiss
You felt Nelson?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yeah. Come on, man, let me see now. I give up already.
Jadakiss
Yo, listen, who's bigger?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Boost, yo. Give yourself a boost.
Jadakiss
Looking at Nelson. Did you look at my other man that was sitting on the watermelon?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
He's alive. Makaresh is alive. Nelson has passed away, right? You see Nelson? How big is Nelson? Same type, right?
Jadakiss
Wow.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Let me see it. Oh, you can't really see it. See it? Look, this is Nelson. Yo, dude, yo. And Nelson's a little taller than my Kadesh guy. Yeah, he's a little tall. He used to rock the TS chain and bro. Jimmy's Bronx Cafe. The big. Yeah, I swear to God. Two foot two inches.
Jadakiss
Who Macares announced.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
My cadess is two.
Jadakiss
Two foot two inches.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That's my guy. He be in the suits, I'm telling you.
Jadakiss
Was on Letterman. What's this?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, he was on some. He's the littlest guy. He passed away though. No, she had girlfriends and everything. I used to see him in the Dominican clubs.
Jadakiss
Yo.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yeah. I'm telling you to be in the Dominican club.
Jadakiss
I promise you Crack. I gotta leave crack alone. I'm trying to show y' all. Nelson and he showed y' all. Mash man. Shout out to Rick the Ruler. He dropped a new album. Don't it. Doesn't it come with a movie or short film?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yes, the movie's a short film called Victory. It's called Victory. He got. Yo, he sound like vintage Slick Rick. There's a song on here called Landlord. So train keep coming the train.
Jadakiss
All across the world. You know what I mean?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
It's a song called Landlords, you know what I'm saying? Kind of difficult. Crazy tennis and all this. I found. I feel like I went in a time machine listening to this album. Not easy at all. He got a joint with Nas, this crazy called Documents. The album is great for me. Slick Rick, I'll let you tell. What does Slick Rick mean to you?
Jadakiss
Oh, that album, his first album is like a manuscript of storytelling wittiness. Just some fly that you needed to hear over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. You know what I mean?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Same here. When I was young, I left my mother's house. And although my reputation was being tough being a gangster, I was very young and I had to stay in the crackhead hotel. It's crazy. Cause I did like a documentary type shit. And we tried to get access to the hotel was still there by Dodge High School, up there by Krotona, by Motor Vehicle. And the owner was like, yo, Fat Joe always call us a crackhead hotel. We seen all his interviews. He can't film here because, you know, they is. When I was going to business, they still trying to get business recording crackhead hotel. But the truth is, I really lived in a crackhead hotel. $30 a day. And dudes was busting dudes heads open with 40 ounce bottles. I used to open my door. People shooting heroin. This is the crack era. And it was scary. And the only thing I could do was listen to Slick Rick and my Walkman to go through the whole night, just kept listening. Hey, y' all, Hey, y' all. Hey, y' all. Hey, y' all, hey. And all the show everything. So Slick Rick, he got a special place in my heart. I look at Slick Rick worldly. I can claim him as the Bronx's own. I could do that from the Bronx. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We never do that, though, to share Slick Rick with the world. We never say the Bronx Slick Rick. We always say Slick Rick. We don't claim him.
Jadakiss
Ran in The Bronx. That's where he caught his case at. He got it. Connection to the bx.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I got some super, real Slick Rick stories that I've been scared to tell him that I saw just being an innocent bystander. One day I'm gonna have to tell him, be like, yo, Rick, you remember the time this, like, I was a. I was there at certain places. Slick Rick, a real one on another level.
Jadakiss
Get that victory album.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Mandy, his wife, shout out to the whole team. We love you, Slick Rick. And yo, the music sounds amazing. That's what I want to hear from Slick Rick. Yo, Jada, the part you always hate. Top five.
Jadakiss
Here we go again.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Female rappers that give you at, should we do top five or should we do, like, a Mount Rushmore?
Jadakiss
It's the same shit as a headache, and it's a religious argument, and somebody's going to be mad. And it's more than five, but fuck it, let's go. Who's your.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
It is way more than five. It is way more. Everything we talk about, like, you know, I'm surrounded. We talk about top five producers. I wouldn't even be alive without Cool and Dre right now. Or Scott Storch.
Jadakiss
You see what I'm saying? Cool and Dre diamond forgot to say y' all on his ass. Now he coming back fixing it. Cause it's more than five.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm not trying to fix it, but it's more than five.
Jadakiss
Females, the next show, you're going to be going to be shouting out some ladies you forgot.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yeah. I mean, because I love them all. You know what I'm saying? I love them all. Like, I love all producers, all rappers, all ladies. I just know that this the shit that gets y' all, you guys. Because hip hop. Hip hop is all about the debate. I remember so many times in the summer, we would be up to six in the morning in front of the building just arguing about who's the nicest shout out. My man Shy, he down in Miami, but he would always say Dana Dane. I would say Slick Rick. And we would argue in junior high. This is the great debate in hip hop. So somebody like Jadakiss, I want to know who he thinks for the moment, because it could change next week. For the moment, who's your top five female artists of all time?
Jadakiss
Of all time.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yeah, I'm talking about everybody. We can't just do this moment right here. You know, you got a lot of girls winning, but are they bigger than rappers? You say female rappers, MCs, rappers, everything.
Jadakiss
No, I'm gonna let you go first, but let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is all crack. So don't. I'm just participating. But it's blame everything. Shoot all the shots at him. Because I'm telling you, it's more than five. You know that. I know that.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
We all know. They know that.
Jadakiss
All right, Queen Latifah. See some saying MC Light.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Shout out to MC Light, her mom's God bless. You know, Mom's just going through it.
Jadakiss
Why do you have to say of all time?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
All right, I'm just saying. So what you want to just do current? I mean, you.
Jadakiss
You.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You hit two missiles.
Jadakiss
I can't. Can we make it six or seven? See, ladies take it different than God. They're gonna be mad.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm with 6 or 7. I'm with 6 or 7. That we gotta do it because our sisters, they gonna. They gonna want to.
Jadakiss
Now you switched it.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
They gonna want to kill us females. You may be sw. Switch it. Like, why is he mad at me? All right, it's still five, Jada. It's still five.
Jadakiss
I. I gotta climb. Stop it.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Five.
Jadakiss
I gotta climbly to get out of this, because I already. You're putting me in hot water right now. Crack. I know you said the Queen Latifah, MC Light right now. Let me mix it up a little.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You took care of the foundation.
Jadakiss
Yeah, but I still not gonna make everybody happy however you slice this.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That's why I asked you this question. It got to be something challenging.
Jadakiss
Queen Latifah, Light. Then I'm gonna fast forward Kim and Fox. Then I'm gonna fast forward to Nikki.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That's four you didn't mention. All right, so you said. You said five. You said Kim.
Jadakiss
I gave Fox, mc Like, Latifah and Nikki.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
So that's where you stand.
Jadakiss
You leave me no choice. I want to say Lauren. I want to say Missy. I want. It's more. Man, you're putting me in a sticky situation.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm going Lauryn Hill time. I'm going Lauryn Hill, all time number one best female rapper.
Jadakiss
All right, it's four more you gotta do.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I like how you did it.
Jadakiss
You better throw Remy in there. You ain't gonna make it out the bill.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
You got real slick. Because you said Foxy and Kim. You didn't say three or four. Like you said.
Jadakiss
I gave two, two and one.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Who's better? Foxy and Kim. Who? Who's they?
Jadakiss
Both. You need me to say all five. I'm giving you Latifah, MC Light. Kim, Foxy, and Nikki. No order. You just said, name five ladies of all time.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm saying Lauryn Hill.
Jadakiss
Okay?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I'm saying Foxy, Foxy and Kim.
Jadakiss
You gonna use my five? Use your mother. Pick your own ladies.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, no, but those really are the top five. So even if they the top five, I can't use. All right, okay, that makes it easy.
Jadakiss
They can't use my phone.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That makes easier for me.
Jadakiss
Let's get me here. You got El Boogie?
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Who else? Yo, listen, I got L. Boogie, I got Remy Ma, okay?
Jadakiss
You better. You know, you better have Rim in there, baby.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That pissed some smoking. She could. She be at my house so quick, right? So I got Rem. I got Lauryn Hill.
Jadakiss
You said.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
If that's the case.
Jadakiss
I.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Gotta go with Missy Elliott.
Jadakiss
He better.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
So you got Lauren. I got. Cause I can't pick your five. So I got Lauren.
Jadakiss
You got Lauren, Rim, Rem, Missy. You got two more, brother.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
See, this is the whack Jada did to me on the producers. He started mentioning my producers. Yeah, right. So then I'll. I'm gonna give it right back to him and say, eve. Okay. I'm gonna give it right back, return to sender, and give you Eve, Billionaire.
Jadakiss
I forgot about you.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
What's wrong with that?
Jadakiss
He was on another Stratosphere.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
She's supposed to be.
Jadakiss
That's my sisters.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Go get yourself a billionaire husband. I advise it, Salma Hayek, all that. Go live a life.
Jadakiss
Eve just. I'm not mad at her for fun.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yes, official. She got the bag. Yeah, we're not mad at her. I might need a loan.
Jadakiss
It's my sister for life.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Yo, Eva, I'm a holler. So you got.
Jadakiss
Remy, Missy. Last one, brother.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Last one is hard, man. I'mma go. And you already picked Light and Latifa.
Jadakiss
No Mony in there, man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Oh, Moni is a legend, but she got, like, a short spin. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Mo was always incredible. Lady, don't get that fucked up. I love Mo. Don't do that.
Jadakiss
Mo' Ni got that slick Rick of ladies.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I love Moni.
Jadakiss
Love.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Don't do that to me. But I'm thinking, your fifth dog was so hard. I'm thinking, oh.
Jadakiss
That'S what he gets is bringing up these segments.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna say, he's stuck, y' all. No, no, I'm not. Because I'm gonna say. And y' all gonna say, I'm very biased. But I gotta say, Cardi, bx, baby.
Jadakiss
Cardi, we love You.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
I have to say that because if we talking about biggest female rappers of all time, she won the Grammy, she sold 10 million records of wild. So it's legit. But all in all, I got Remy.
Jadakiss
We left out go over.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
That's the you do Dochi Jad. This is what makes this lady of rage. You hear this guy? Lady of rage. What's up sis? Yeah, I mean, love the lady of rage.
Jadakiss
Rod. Digger. I could keep going, man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Rod, dig a dead nice Muhammad Dia. Don't start that. I can just keep saying everybody too.
Jadakiss
Rest in peace the isis.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
What's my girl? I don't wanna feel boss from out there in Detroit. She had a moment.
Jadakiss
Yeah, I think she passed too.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
She passed away. My girl Mia X Being that we.
Jadakiss
Shared what's Rest in peace Tooth Jersey. Hurricane G. She was nice, man.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Hurricane G. Gloria, she was just. She was just legend off of yo red man. Yeah, get off that punk. Smooth kick that.
Jadakiss
Rest in peace Fox mop.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Well, Fox, she's a legend in the game. I was thinking about Fox the other day. I seen a post that premiere just posted of her. And he said every night when he goes to his house, he got a picture of her in the basement. I hope I'm saying it right. Primo. He put it on Instagram and he gives a little kiss to Fox and he's. You know, Fox was a legend. Legend in the hip hop game. And so there you have it. We the biggest in the game. The Joe and Jada Show. Brought to you by Boost Mobile.
Jadakiss
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Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
We love Cash app. We love everybody that's funding the purpose.
Jadakiss
Cash app.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
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Jadakiss
A buck twenty.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Buck twenty and moving.
Jadakiss
Train is coming.
Joe Crack (Fat Joe)
Train is coming, baby. The train is coming now. Peace, y' all.
Jadakiss
The volume.
Podcast Summary: Joe and Jada – “Tupac & Ice Cube’s Impact, Caitlin Clark Best In WNBA? Best BET Awards In Years! Top 5 Female Rappers”
Release Date: June 17, 2025
Hosts: Fat Joe (Joe Crack) and Jadakiss (Jada)
Produced By: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
The episode opens with the hosts celebrating the birthdays of two hip-hop legends, Tupac Shakur and Ice Cube. Fat Joe reflects on Tupac's enduring influence, emphasizing his roots in activism and empowerment.
Fat Joe [08:18]: “Tupac Shakur came from the Black Panthers. His mother was heavily involved, his aunts and all that. He wanted us to be empowered as people.”
Jadakiss echoes these sentiments, acknowledging Tupac’s relevance in today's social movements and praising his impactful messages.
The conversation then shifts to Ice Cube, with Fat Joe sharing a legendary story from Ice Cube’s performance at the Apollo Theater, highlighting Cube’s electrifying presence and undeniable talent.
Fat Joe [09:54]: “He tore the paint off the Apollo. Ice Cube with his prime, people standing on seats. That was part of the shit I had.”
The hosts delve into the impressive performance of Caitlin Clark in the WNBA, discussing her statistics and overall impact on the league. Fat Joe marvels at her ability to consistently score and dominate games, positioning her as a potential all-time great.
Fat Joe [14:07]: “She is not to be with Minnesota. She's on another level. Her game is just like mellows.”
Jadakiss concurs, recognizing Clark's versatility and comparing her prowess to other standout players like Breanna Stewart and Sabrina Ionescu.
Shifting focus to the entertainment industry, Fat Joe and Jadakiss commend the recent BET Awards for their high production quality and memorable performances. Fat Joe gives a special shout-out to Jesse Collins, whose daughter worked on the show, highlighting the importance of supporting the next generation in the industry.
Fat Joe [38:30]: “Jesse Collins, my daughter worked on that. If you let her tell it, that's a whole show.”
They praise the tributes and performances, particularly highlighting Jamie Foxx’s resilience following his near-fatal coma and the heartfelt homage to Stevie Wonder.
Fat Joe [38:55]: “Shout out to Jamie Foxx, who was in a coma. His stand-up comedy had me in tears. And Stevie Wonder’s tribute was incredible. He’s the last pillar from that Motown era.”
One of the episode's highlights is a spirited debate between the hosts as they attempt to compile a list of the top five female rappers of all time. Fat Joe starts by advocating for Lauryn Hill, praising her lyrical prowess and influence.
Fat Joe [63:04]: “I'm going Lauryn Hill, all-time number one best female rapper.”
Jadakiss counters by naming legends like Queen Latifah, MC Lyte, Foxy Brown, and Nicki Minaj, stressing their contributions and distinct styles.
Jadakiss [61:34]: “Queen Latifah, MC Lyte, Foxy, Kim, and Nikki. That's my five.”
The discussion becomes playful yet competitive, with both hosts defending their choices passionately. Fat Joe eventually includes modern icons like Cardi B and Remy Ma, acknowledging the evolving landscape of female rap.
Fat Joe [66:22]: “I'm going Lauryn Hill, Foxy, Kim, Missy Elliott, and Remy Ma. And you got another one? Eve, Billionaire.”
Jadakiss emphasizes the importance of recognizing both foundational artists and contemporary stars, highlighting the dynamic nature of hip-hop.
Throughout the episode, Fat Joe and Jadakiss intersperse their discussions with personal anecdotes that offer deeper insights into their lives and careers. Fat Joe shares a harrowing yet humorous story about being mistaken for a Taliban captive in Morocco, illustrating the unexpected challenges fame can bring.
Fat Joe [44:56]: “They drove me into the desert for two hours straight. I thought I was kidnapped, but it turned out to be a beautiful oasis where I was welcomed as Fat Joe.”
Jadakiss reflects on the loss of Ananda Lewis, a respected figure in journalism and hip-hop, expressing heartfelt condolences and celebrating her legacy.
Jadakiss [33:38]: “We want to give prayers and condolences to Ananda Lewis's family. She was a legend in the game.”
Additionally, the hosts touch upon contemporary issues such as the rise of AI in professional fields, expressing concerns about its potential to replace roles like lawyers and accountants.
Fat Joe [26:25]: “A big economist says in five years, there's going to be no need for lawyers or accountants because the AI is going to do everything for you.”
The conversation also honors deceased artists like Mia X, Hurricane G, and Foxy Brown, celebrating their contributions and mourning their absence in the hip-hop community.
Fat Joe [67:52]: “Rest in peace Foxy Brown. She was a legend in the game.”
As the episode nears its end, the hosts emphasize the ongoing evolution of hip-hop and their commitment to discussing its rich history and future. They tease upcoming topics and invite listeners to engage with their content on social media.
Fat Joe [68:39]: “We love everybody that's funding the purpose. Cash App. Cash Apparate.”
Jadakiss wraps up by reiterating their dedication to bringing quality discussions and celebrating hip-hop culture.
Jadakiss [68:48]: “Train is coming. We the biggest in the game. The Joe and Jada Show.”
Notable Quotes:
Fat Joe [08:18]: “Tupac Shakur came from the Black Panthers. His mother was heavily involved, his aunts and all that. He wanted us to be empowered as people.”
Fat Joe [09:54]: “He tore the paint off the Apollo. Ice Cube with his prime, people standing on seats. That was part of the shit I had.”
Fat Joe [14:07]: “She is not to be with Minnesota. She's on another level. Her game is just like mellows.”
Fat Joe [38:55]: “Shout out to Jamie Foxx, who was in a coma. His stand-up comedy had me in tears. And Stevie Wonder’s tribute was incredible. He’s the last pillar from that Motown era.”
Jadakiss [61:34]: “Queen Latifah, MC Lyte, Foxy, Kim, and Nikki. That's my five.”
Fat Joe [63:04]: “I'm going Lauryn Hill, all-time number one best female rapper.”
Fat Joe [26:25]: “A big economist says in five years, there's going to be no need for lawyers or accountants because the AI is going to do everything for you.”
Fat Joe [67:52]: “Rest in peace Foxy Brown. She was a legend in the game.”
Jadakiss [68:48]: “Train is coming. We the biggest in the game. The Joe and Jada Show.”
Conclusion
In this episode of Joe and Jada, Fat Joe and Jadakiss blend nostalgia with contemporary discussions, celebrating hip-hop legends while engaging in lively debates about current sports figures and industry awards. Their candid conversations, enriched with personal stories and passionate viewpoints, offer listeners an authentic glimpse into the minds of two of hip-hop's most influential figures.