The Real Report - Knicks sweep Philly, Audemars Piguet x Swatch, Future on Drake’s ICE MAN album, DDG violating Nick Cannon

Summary

Joe and Jada – The Real Report

Episode: Knicks Sweep Philly, AP x Swatch, Future on Drake, DDG vs Nick Cannon (May 14, 2026)

Hosts: Fat Joe ("Tony Ayo"), Jadakiss ("Uncle Murder")
Platform: iHeartPodcasts & The Volume

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Episode Overview

This lively episode dives into major topics at the intersection of hip-hop, sports, and pop culture with Fat Joe (here Tony Ayo) and Jadakiss (as Uncle Murder). The hosts celebrate the Knicks' big playoff sweep over the Sixers, analyze the surprising Audemars Piguet x Swatch watch collab, dissect viral rap controversies—like DDG’s wild battle with Nick Cannon—and peel back music industry drama around Drake's new 'ICE MAN' album. Throughout, their signature blend of industry insight and classic New York real-talk keeps things unfiltered and energetic.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Knicks Sweep Philly (02:54–05:16)

• Knicks dominate the 76ers: The hosts are hyped, rocking Knicks gear and repping for NYC.
• Historic three-point record: Knicks hit 25 threes in the game, with a record 18 in the first half. (03:24)
  • Isaiah Thomas: “They did 25, three pointers to tie the all-time record… 18 three pointers in the first half, which was another record.” (03:24)
• New York fans outnumber Philly at Philly's own arena—bragging rights go to NYC.
• Finals expectations: Knicks are seen as true contenders this year by both hosts.
  • Tony Ayo: “We gonna win a chip, man. Let’s go, New York!” (04:54)

Audemars Piguet x Swatch Controversy (07:12–13:30)

• AP teams up with Swatch: High-end and accessible collide as AP releases $500 watches in collaboration with Swatch, mimicking their iconic models.
• Streamer reactions: Aiden Ross and DDG both sold off their AP collections in protest.
  • Uncle Murder (quoting DDG): “I done spent 200,000 on one of y’all watches, you tellin’ me I could have waited till 2026 and spent 300 and got the same effect? The hoes can’t tell the difference.” (09:13)
• Debate: Does this devalue luxury APs? Hosts are split, seeing it as a smart marketing move for mass appeal but admit “it’s a conflict.”
  • Tony Ayo: “If Rolex did that, I’ll be like, nah… keep Swatch, Swatch… I think the marketing, them things are gonna sell like hotcakes.” (11:54)
• Cultural consequences: Expect to see these everywhere; real collectors not happy, but regular folks win.

DDG vs Nick Cannon on Wild 'N Out (14:12–16:05)

• Wild disses on stage: DDG says, "I can see my kid, but you can’t see yours. You got like 20 kids." (14:27)
• Tony Ayo: “All your baby mamas is whores. Damn. Not all of them.” (14:39)
• The hosts agree it crossed the line but note DDG later admitted he went too far. Nick fires back, referencing DDG’s custodial struggles.
  • Uncle Murder: “Then Nick Cannon came back, said, yeah, at least I get to see my kids.” (15:34)
• Reflection: They appreciate the competitiveness but call out the dangers of battle rap going too personal.

Viral Interviews & Hip-Hop Industry Debates (20:12–23:40)

• Big Bank sits down with 6ix9ine: Topics include industry backlash, paid interviews, and the Young Thug “snitching” rumors.
  • Tony Ayo: “6ix9ine paid him for content… he might make maybe 100,000 off the interview, 200,000… Must see TV.” (20:17)
• Young Thug’s street credibility questioned: Two-hour police phone call brings scrutiny.
  • Tony Ayo: “If it was me or Murder… on the phone with the police in New York for, like, two hours, and it was recorded… career’s over.” (22:17)

Future, Drake, and the “ICE MAN” Album Rollout (23:03–26:50)

• Squashed beef in the industry: Future and 21 Savage bury the hatchet with Drake, orchestrated by Big Bank and Charlemagne.
  • Tony Ayo: “Big Bank and 21 Savage is the reason that beef is squashed.” (23:44)
• Drake’s industry challenges: Conspiracy theories regarding Universal, Kendrick vs. Drake, and label politics.
  • Tony Ayo: “Sometimes these guys like Drake and Kendrick are bigger than a machine… sometimes we go against the machine, the machine could go against you.” (25:12)
• Debate over “Drake stimulus package”: Ross, Future, and others discussed regarding their status and need (or not) for a Drake feature.

G-Unit Sneakers Comeback (30:41–32:46)

• Nostalgia alert: G-Unit Reebok sneakers are relaunching.
• Tony Ayo: “I’m not wearing no Gucci. No Louie, give me the G Unit smoothies, baby.” (31:03)
• Reflecting on lessons learned (“bad day”) by not rocking their own brand every day.

Blueface Concert/Fights in Hip-Hop (32:56–34:12)

• Blueface’s drama on tour: Security draws, Wack 100 “always ready to squabble,” with the hosts unfazed by hip-hop’s endless summer antics.

Charleston White Bear Spray Incident (34:18–35:41)

• Isaiah Thomas: “It’s not pepper spray. It was bear spray.” (35:05)
• Hosts break down the Nelk Island scuffle where YouTuber gets maced—“bear spray way stronger than mace.”
• Tony Ayo: “Charleston White stay with a weapon… he pepper sprayed the shit out this motherfucker.” (35:02)

What They’re Listening To (35:56–39:24)

• Tony Ayo: Deep into Michael Jackson/Thriller after seeing the new biopic.
• Uncle Murder: Chris Brown’s new album, especially the tracks with Tank, NBA Youngboy, Lucky Daye, Vybz Kartel, and Sexy Redd.
  • Tony Ayo: “Chris Brown is the next Michael Jackson.” (36:41)
  • Chris Brown’s own response to mixed reviews discussed: “I could take my audience’s criticism and opinions… eventually grew on people.” (36:59)
• Musical growth: The hosts agree albums sometimes grow on people with time and repeated listening.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On AP x Swatch:
  Uncle Murder: “I know everybody can’t afford the one I got… there’s levels to it.” (08:32)
  Tony Ayo: “You making it like an Apple watch for niggas that pay big money… that’s the fucked up thing about it.” (13:02)

• On Rap Battles Getting Too Personal:
  Uncle Murder: “That’s why I could never do that shit… when Wild N Out got personal.” (15:37)

• On the Watch Market's New Reality:
  Tony Ayo: “I look at it now as an Apple watch… I think these watches are gonna sell more than the people that actually spend money.” (10:33)

• On Industry Collabs:
  Uncle Murder: “Don’t be trying to go bust down these AP Swatch watches, neither, people.” (12:40)

• On G-Unit Sneakers’ Relaunch:
  Uncle Murder: “When that check clear, I’m wearing them G-Unit Reeboks every day for the bag.” (32:20)

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Important Timestamps by Topic

• Knicks Sweep Philly: 02:54–05:16
• AP x Swatch Collab: 07:12–13:30
• DDG vs Nick Cannon on Wild N Out: 14:12–16:05
• Big Bank x 6ix9ine Interview & Young Thug: 20:12–23:40
• Drake’s “ICE MAN” and Music Industry Drama: 23:03–26:50
• G-Unit Sneakers Comeback: 30:41–32:46
• Blueface Tour Fight: 32:56–34:12
• Charleston White Bear Spray Incident: 34:18–35:41
• Listening Recommendations – MJ, Chris Brown: 35:56–39:24

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Overall Tone & Style

The show pulses with classic NYC swagger, a mix of sense and humor, and plenty of inside-baseball hip-hop industry tales. Fat Joe and Jadakiss keep it raw and vivid—serving nostalgia, critique, and predictions with plenty of laughs.

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For First-Time Listeners

Even if you missed the episode, you’ll feel up-to-speed on the biggest sports and hip-hop culture shockwaves of early summer 2026—plus you’ll get signature real talk on the cultural reverberations behind every headline.

Transcript

[Tony Ayo]

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[Isaiah Thomas]

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[Tony Ayo]

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[Robert Smigel]

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[Timbo]

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[Uncle Murder]

What's up, fam?

[Isaiah Thomas]

It's Isaiah Thomas and I'm CJ Toledano. It's our favorite time of the year on our podcast, Point game, the playoffs.

[Uncle Murder]

We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season and I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments. If we didn't talk ever again, I

[Isaiah Thomas]

was firing you just understood.

[Uncle Murder]

That's how personal it get.

[Tony Ayo]

Wow.

[Uncle Murder]

Then after at game seven, Marquis coming to you, he's like, you know I love you, dog. You know it's all love. This was just playoffs. This was just basketball.

[Isaiah Thomas]

So listen to Point game on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Tony Ayo]

And he squashed the beef with, you know, future. That's a pause, right?

[Uncle Murder]

Squash the beef.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Squash the beef is a pause.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, you gotta say pause now.

[Tony Ayo]

Squash the beef. Oh, he, he squashed the static.

[Isaiah Thomas]

That's a little better. I'm not gonna lie.

[Tony Ayo]

Nah, he squashed the static with future. He didn't get stabbed. Shut the up with that. Okay, Let's have some fun. That is the theme for today. How you doing, Uncle Murder?

[Uncle Murder]

I'm doing good. I a see my boy go, New York, go.

[Tony Ayo]

I actually miss my boy, Uncle Murder, man. I ain't seen him in a couple of days. Shout to him and the kids. We here, see, we got our Knicks apparel on. Shout to the New York Knicks. Shout to the Garden of Dreams. Shout to the whole New York City. We love our fans. The Knicks sweep Philly. Come on, make some noise for the Knicks.

[Uncle Murder]

Let's go, New York. Go, New York, go.

[Tony Ayo]

Let's go, man. Shout out to the Knicks. And Eden, what kind of record did they break at halftime?

[Isaiah Thomas]

So they actually did break a record. An all time record. Three point record. Right. So they did 25, three pointers.

[Tony Ayo]

Right.

[Isaiah Thomas]

To tie the all time record. But they also did 18 three pointers in the first half, which was another record.

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, my goodness.

[Isaiah Thomas]

And that's just to annihilate the 76ers. 76ers. Excuse me. Yeah, so that's.

[Uncle Murder]

And it was more. And it was more New York fans in the building in Philly.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, that's what, that's.

[Uncle Murder]

They had, they, they had Philly mad out there, man. I don't know. New York showed up like.

[Tony Ayo]

Did you see them with the reporter? You. We going to go to the reporter. All the Knicks fans was there. There was actually more New York fans than Philly fans in Philly.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

You know, but that's what New York do. Shout to New York. Shout out to all the people that's out in the streets at the Garden. I seen fans crying. I seen fans wiping their ass with the jerseys. I paused. I seen fans going in on everybody from Philly. It was crazy. And this one girl right here, they went in on her too, man. I don't know what she was trying to do. Shout out to her. She from Philly, so she got some heart. But yeah, New York was like, you know, telling her to get out of here, man. Look, she was tight. Yeah, yeah, it's all good. So, you know, but Knicks, we definitely sweeping.

[Uncle Murder]

Looking good. We waiting, we waiting for the winner of that. Detroit, Orlando, you know, I think we, I think the Knicks really going to the finals this year.

[Isaiah Thomas]

So it's between Detroit and Cleveland, actually.

[Uncle Murder]

Detroit and Cleveland.

[Tony Ayo]

I don't know.

[Uncle Murder]

Detroit and Cleveland. Detroit and Cleveland.

[Tony Ayo]

And you know your basketball.

[Uncle Murder]

I do. Detroit and Cleveland. I think the Knicks actually got a good chance this year, man.

[Tony Ayo]

A good chance. We gonna win a chip, man. Let's go, New York. But this is the only thing, Merck. This is what I was thinking about. Shout to Paul Rosenberg and Eminem. Say they gotta face Detroit. You know, we gonna have beef with Paul Rosenberg and Eminem, but shout to the whole Detroit. Shout to all my people in Detroit, man. You know what I'm saying? You know, we planning to dominate and take over. We need that chip, man.

[Isaiah Thomas]

All right, let me ask you a question. Hold on. Are we gonna see y' all at MSG one of these days?

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, no. Me and Murder is definitely gonna be courtside soon. Yo, listen, you might have to pop out, man. I actually shout to Dre. I actually had tickets for me and Murder. I wanted to surprise him with where we be coincide. But we just been so busy with the podcast. Of course, you know, we just showed us the best. We don't rely on the guests, but we love our guests, you know what I'm saying? So we gonna do more of these solo episodes, you know what I'm saying? Shout to Hard Rock Betting Baskin Lather. You know what I'm saying? Shout to Uncle Murder. This is Turbulence Tony.

[Uncle Murder]

And this the boy, Uncle Murder, AKA Lil Jet Lenny. Whoa.

[Tony Ayo]

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[Uncle Murder]

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[Tony Ayo]

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[Uncle Murder]

And for the other co main event, we have Francis Ngannou, who is widely regarded as the hardest puncher in MMA history, going up against Philippe Lens, who combines high level ground game with significant knockout power.

[Tony Ayo]

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[Uncle Murder]

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[Tony Ayo]

Well, just the real report show. Make sure y' all like share subscribe.

[Uncle Murder]

It's Tony Yayo and it's the boy Uncle Murder.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, yeah. And we said murder has an AP on. So we're going to talk about this Ed and you've seen the foo F1. Listen, it's not the foo foo we going to get to get your point. But you seen Aiden Ross look up that? He said he's glad you could find it. Aiden Ross said he's glad he sold his $3 million collection. Shout out to Aiden Ross. These streamers got a lot of money.

[Gerard O'Donnell]

Dude, you're lying, right? Are they actually doing this? Oh, they killed it.

[Uncle Murder]

It's over. Yeah, it's over.

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, yeah, it's over.

[Uncle Murder]

Well, I'm glad I sold all my pieces. I'm not even joking.

[Tony Ayo]

It's over. I need. I need a bigger check volume. I love you guys and everything, but Aiden Ross said he got rid of a $3 million collection, right? What is it? Aiden Ross was furious after finding AP is making watch that cost $500 in collaboration with Swatch. And shout out to Swatch because we love Swatches from back in the days. And he sold his $3 million AP collection. Oh, yeah. It's over. They're killing the brand. I'm glad I sold all my APs.

[Isaiah Thomas]

They look like G shocks. That's what they kind of look like.

[Tony Ayo]

They're kind of fire, though.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I kind of like them too. I'm not mad at the collab, but if you're a person, like, let's say y' all right, who own aps, right? How do y' all feel about this club?

[Tony Ayo]

I mean, murder has ap. I don't have ap, so I don't know how murder.

[Uncle Murder]

I mean, I know everybody can't afford the one I got. So I'm not mad at the people that's trying to look like they doing what they do, getting the version that they can afford. It's all good. There's levels to it, you know, so it's all good. I ain't too mad at it.

[Tony Ayo]

Are they fire to you? Cause they look good to me.

[Uncle Murder]

I mean, they cool.

[Tony Ayo]

I wouldn't say it's fire, but now go to DDG. DDG is talking about it too. Like you're spending 40. I've seen something.

[Uncle Murder]

Like, I see him saying you're spending

[Tony Ayo]

40 to $50,000 on the AP. DDG goes heated rant reacting to AP swatch collab deal and he's selling his watches because of it. As a customer, I am pissed. I can't rock AP like that no more.

[Uncle Murder]

300 bucks, nigga. Like, just seeing this make me want to sell my AP. AP, what's up, man? What's going on? I done spent 200,000 on one of y' all watches. You telling me I could have waited till 2026 and spent 300 and got the same effect? The hoes can't tell the difference.

[Tony Ayo]

I mean, I just feel like people that spend 100,000, 40,000, 50,000, they don't want to see the guy next to them with the watch. Even though it's not the same thing, they don't want to see it next to them. From what I'm seeing that, you know,

[Isaiah Thomas]

all the artists, but this is what DDG said, right? His biggest thing is that. All right, so now they got the Swatch AP collab, and then they got the regular APs, right? He's saying that the shorties ain't going to know the difference. So it's just like everyone's going to have AP on. I feel like they don't know any. Going to be in those colors.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, I could be next to murder. I paid 300 for mines, and so somebody. I paid 300,000. Yeah. Because the black one looks like a real AP, right? So I kind of understand now, the color ones, Merc, you could tell the green, the yellow, the red. But the black and white, I don't think they should do because AP has. Don't they have ceramic watches like that?

[Uncle Murder]

It'd be too real money. Be knowing real money and you know who's really getting money. So you know who's doing what and certain things.

[Tony Ayo]

No, you right?

[Uncle Murder]

So you know, it'd be like.

[Isaiah Thomas]

So if I pull up with one of these AP Swatch ones, y' all cutting my ass.

[Uncle Murder]

I'm know your shit.

[Tony Ayo]

Fake. How is it fake?

[Uncle Murder]

We know. We know you ain't. I mean, not. Not fake. I know it ain't an ap, but

[Tony Ayo]

you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? I know I'm gonna get me one because I look at it now as an Apple watch. And I think these watches are going to sell more than the people that actually spend money. Like murder the 40, 50,000. So I think little kids are going to have it. Girls are going to have it.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Not about little kids.

[Tony Ayo]

Kids are going to have.

[Isaiah Thomas]

That is $500 swatch.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah. They're going to buy that for $500. Yeah. I can see kids are going to buy that, and then you got to think it's going to match outfits. No, I'm saying, so somebody, like a girl might have on some Dior shit or some fancy Gucci shit, but she's like, oh, I. I'll get one of them. AP Swatch watching. Because Swatch is a big brand. Back in the days, they had this. Get this guy in my hood, they call him the Swatch man. Everybody used to chase him down for the Swatch Man. Yeah, yeah, Swatch. Everybody knew him. So Swatch is a big brand, and that's a big collab. So I think the marketing, them things are going to sell like hotcakes, man.

[Uncle Murder]

AP trying to get their money, man.

[Tony Ayo]

They gonna sell like hotcakes.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I don't think it lessens your AP's value.

[Tony Ayo]

Me either.

[Isaiah Thomas]

At all. Like, it makes no sense.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Because it's like you're still paying God knows how much because look at these watches, right? Like, I know these. Cause crazy bread, of course. So it's like. But again, do you like the collab? Do you want to see collabs like this in the future? They said, I mean, I don't.

[Uncle Murder]

I don't want to see. I'm not rooting for the collab. I don't think it's cool.

[Tony Ayo]

Like, I wouldn't. I love Swatch watch. But keep Swatch Swatch, because if Rolex did that, I'll be like, no, why did Rolex? Or Richard, Millie did a Swatch watch. Like, nah, I don't. I kind of don't. I think it's. It's. It's cool. I think it's gonna sell, but at the same time, it might.

[Uncle Murder]

It's a conflict a little bit. Yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

It's a conflict and interest. Like ap. Like, for. Like when you got guys like Aiden Ross and ddg, the big. Some of the biggest streamers in the world saying they get rid of the aps. It's not good press, bro. That's all I'm saying. Right? It's not good press. Other people might feel different. Like, murder. I like, wait, you know he's got diamonds and those are plain. Yeah. But they do have ceramic APs that are black and white for people. If I had a ceramic AP And I paid 40 grand for it.

[Uncle Murder]

Don't be trying. I don't want to see somebody trying to go bust down. Don't be trying to go bust down these AP Swatch watches, neither people.

[Isaiah Thomas]

So if I had a Swatch ap, right? And I come to this room Y' all going to clown me for that?

[Tony Ayo]

No, I'm not going to hate on you because I'm going to look at now. Now what AP did.

[Uncle Murder]

Good for you.

[Tony Ayo]

Look now what AP did with that. They just made the ap. This is what takes a little bit of the value.

[Uncle Murder]

Crack a couple of jokes.

[Tony Ayo]

They made ap. Look, they made AP like. Like it's an Apple watch. It just doesn't make sense. Yeah, you know, that's the fucked up thing about it. You're making it like an Apple watch for niggas that pay big money. Yeah, they like, what the fuck are you doing?

[Isaiah Thomas]

So I gotta come in here and be like, yo, I got my Swatch on. I can't say I got it.

[Tony Ayo]

No, we're gonna know it's a Swatch. But you so many people are gonna have those that we're gonna know that those. Oh, yeah, Those are the $500AP you're gonna look at Murder Watch and know. All right, that's 40,000, and that's 500.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Because if you had the orange one, first of all, you got to go on YouTube and watch them right now. Look at the fist they got on. They got all the whole nicks on right now, right?

[Tony Ayo]

If.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yeah, the orange one, it wouldn't look.

[Tony Ayo]

That shit is dope. That's what I'm saying. The colors are dope. I'm just saying.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I'm not going to lie. The watch that Murder got, all right now, way better.

[Tony Ayo]

Of course. Come on.

[Uncle Murder]

I don't think I would do the orange one. I still keep it. Like, how I'm going to keep it.

[Tony Ayo]

Yo, Ed, this is what you got to think about, Ed, right now. Like, that's more of, like an outfit match watch. Now, so what I'm saying is, I see billionaires with Apple watches. What I'm saying is now they're making these Apple Watch. Now they're making AP considered like an Apple watch for the dudes that spent 100,000 and 40,000. They got a right to be pissed off. Like, Uncle Murder.

[Uncle Murder]

Everybody got a right to their opinion on how they want to feel. If you gonna be mad, if you're gonna be like, fuck it, I don't care. This ain't. It ain't the one I got. Then it's all good. How you feel being that we was just talking about ddg. He just was involved in something crazy on Wild N Out versus Nick Cannon.

[Tony Ayo]

Well.

[Uncle Murder]

Oh, well, look, they got a little disrespectful, though. I can see my kid, but you can't see yours. You got like 20 kids.

[Tony Ayo]

All your baby mamas is whores. Damn. Not all of them. Not all of them.

[Uncle Murder]

No.

[Tony Ayo]

I ain't gonna say. Keep it real though. The Zach lines was, you really should wild in a boy. That's crazy. Know what I'm saying? I think to a person that's a, you know, Nick Cannon has, you know, he has what, eight kids, 13 kids. He got kids by Mariah Carey. He got a lot of kids.

[Uncle Murder]

Shout out to my sister Mariah Carey,

[Tony Ayo]

yo, but he's a good father, so you tell somebody to wild in the butt. If you got the money to take care of 13 kids, you gotta have 20 kids for all our kids.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yes, 12 kids.

[Tony Ayo]

But the wild and the butt was a little over the top.

[Uncle Murder]

I seen ddg, he said, I think he admitted, like Damien, he think he took it too far. Like he said he ain't realized. No, that was a little too crazy. So he, at least he realized that he took it a little too far. And then Nick Cannon came back, said, yeah, nigga, at least my. At least I get to see my kids.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yes, he did say that.

[Uncle Murder]

He hit him with a low blow, man.

[Tony Ayo]

But I mean it was just crazy. Pause. That's a pause, but it was crazy. But I feel like that's when Wild N Out got personal. That's why I could never do that shit. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to Nick Cannon and y'.

[Uncle Murder]

All. I think it's.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I feel like y' all quick enough

[Tony Ayo]

to y' all rappers.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, you gotta be. Yeah. DG wasn't prepared though. He was a little stuck. He said the little Mariah bar and it wasn't like hitting like that. I think he was a little stuck. He was caught off guard, man. He was caught off guard.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week. My guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. The worst singer in the group.

[Tony Ayo]

The worst.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, me.

[Robert Smigel]

Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge

[Tony Ayo]

donation to the group the Yardbirds?

[Uncle Murder]

Right?

[Tony Ayo]

That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

The Harvard Yard.

[Tony Ayo]

They're open if you have a name suggestion.

[Robert Smigel]

We're open since you guys are middle aged. One erection. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Uncle Murder]

Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny.

[Timbo]

Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the Internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in on Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source. The athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions. The stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight reel. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports Slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo, Slice, Life 12, and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

[Gerard O'Donnell]

Hey, I'm Gerard O'. Donnell. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help. On the Internet.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Help.

[Tony Ayo]

Somebody, please.

[Gerard O'Donnell]

But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor, I'm a comedian. And recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Psych.

[Gerard O'Donnell]

I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken soup.

[Uncle Murder]

Hey, cream.

[Gerard O'Donnell]

Cream of chicken soup. This is help from a hypocrite. The worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the Mike Cultura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Tony Ayo]

American soccer is about to explode. The World cup is coming.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Ramos sending on Ernie Stewart, the Chip Score

[Tony Ayo]

usa.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I'm Tab Ramos.

[Tony Ayo]

I'm Tom Bog. On our podcast, Inside American Soccer, you'll get the real storylines.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I'm not worried about Pulisic. I'm not worried about Baligan. I'm not worried about McKinney. My only concern is what happens in

[Tony Ayo]

the back the biggest decisions you're gonna

[Isaiah Thomas]

look at stats and numbers. He has no shot at making this World cup team.

[Tony Ayo]

And the truth about the US national

[Isaiah Thomas]

team, it wouldn't be a huge surprise if our team ends up in the quarterfinals or potentially a great run into the semifinals.

[Tony Ayo]

The World cup is almost here. Experience it all with usa. Listen Inside American Soccer with Tom Boger and Tab ramos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. So we got some crazy shit going on in the industry. I don't know if you watched it. Shout to my boy, Big Bank. How many views is you on? Last time I checked, you was at a half a million views. Was 69 from New York City. I spoke to Big bank personally.

[Uncle Murder]

Shout out to Big Bank.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, shout out to Big bank. Man.

[Uncle Murder]

How you feel about Big bank sitting down with 6 9?

[Tony Ayo]

Inevitable.

[Uncle Murder]

A lot of backlash. And I see people talking like, how you feel about that?

[Tony Ayo]

He's definitely getting backlash, but he told me and, you know, there was times where I felt like he, you know, him and 6ix9ine had good debates. You know, 6ix9ine had some points. He has some points. But I just was like, what? Big bank was like, calm down, man. We was talking calm and, you know, it was like when the camera was on. But, you know, 6ix9ine is animated and everything like that. But the whole thing is what Big bank told me is he actually got paid for that, which that clip was out there. He 6 9ine paid him. So if 6ix 9ine paid him, we don't know. He never gave me a number or the amount. I said, bank, you're a fucking genius. Shout out to Big bank. You're a genius. Six9ine paid him for content that's gonna be on his platform. So it's over a half a million views. So, you know, he might make maybe 100,000 off the interview, 200,000 off a 6 9ine interview. Cause 6 9ine numbers usually 20 million to 15 million in that bridge bracket. He does a lot of numbers. Still can't take nothing from him. He does the numbers. Know what I'm saying? And he paid you, so it made sense. It was a good interview. It was real debatable, you know what I'm saying? He was giving his perspective on what niggas say about him. Different rappers, 21 and all these niggas, and it was good. Must see TV, man. Shout to Big bank, man. Big bank got a lot of big things coming.

[Uncle Murder]

I Ain't check it out like that yet. I got to check it out. I saw a little parts of it on Go. Really sit down and watch it.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yeah. As of today, May 11 actually has over 800,000 views. But one big topic.

[Tony Ayo]

800,000 views over 800,000 hours. Yeah.

[Uncle Murder]

What was the big topic on it?

[Isaiah Thomas]

So about 6, 9, and big big debated whether or not Young Thug snitched. That was a big part. Because, of course, you know, for six, nine.

[Tony Ayo]

I mean, when you. When you heard Young Thug on the phone for two hours, I mean, I think everybody looked at Thug a little different. I mean, so it's like we can't make excuses for nothing, you know, I mean, you know, I mean, Streets.

[Uncle Murder]

That's a no, no.

[Tony Ayo]

Cause I know if it was me or Murder. We was on the phone with the police in New York for, like, two hours, and it was recorded. I'm gonna be honest. Career's over.

[Uncle Murder]

Interrogation room. They was in.

[Tony Ayo]

Career's over. Career's over. So, I mean, so, you know, like I said, they both had points. Go watch that Big Bang interview that he got paid for from 6ix9ine. This is the first time an artist, you know, that does numbers paid somebody. So Big bank is definitely hustling and then murder. We got into it. We talking on the phone. Cause, you know, he's talking about, you got love for you.

[Uncle Murder]

Fifth.

[Tony Ayo]

Everybody shout out to Big Bank. And he squashed the beef with, you know, Future. That's a pause, right?

[Uncle Murder]

Squash the beef.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Squash the beef is a pause.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, you gotta say pause now.

[Tony Ayo]

Squash the beef. Oh, he squashed the static.

[Uncle Murder]

That's a little better.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Tony Ayo]

Nah, he squashed the static with Future and 21 Savage. You're Charlemagne. Shout out to Charlamagne, the God. Make sure y' all check them out on the Breakfast Club as well as Joe and Jada know. I'm saying, y' all check them out on there, too. Shout to them on Netflix. We love you though. YouTube. We love you guys. We love you. And he's on the phone and he's telling me, yo, yo, I squashed a beef between, you know, him and 21. Got Drake on the phone and got Future on the phone. And, you know, the rumor's out now, so I could talk about it. Charlamagne. Gar was talking about it. And Drake supposedly shot a video with Future.

[Uncle Murder]

Oh, shit.

[Tony Ayo]

And big bank and 21 savage is the reason that beef is squashed.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Tony Ayo]

And the funny thing about it Is now I see why Rick Ross wanted that Drake stimulus package. You know what I'm saying? It's better to, you know, I mean, Future don't need the Drake stimulus package. Of course, he don't really need it.

[Uncle Murder]

Shout out to my guy, future 21

[Tony Ayo]

really don't need it either. That's still his man, no matter what they went through. But now I kind of see why Ross was apologizing. Right? Am I wrong or right? Wasn't Ross apologizing to Drake? Basically, yeah. Because he did his verse when he did his verses. Come on. They singing Drake's part more than his part. So you know what I'm saying? Some people need that Drake stimulus package, but Future will be on the Drake album. I told y' all niggas, Iceman is back. Stand up, fucking Canada. Shout to Preston Bundog. All them wild niggas in Toronto. Preston, what's up?

[Uncle Murder]

I see you cut your head, dog.

[Tony Ayo]

You know, let me ask y' all

[Isaiah Thomas]

a question real quick. Speaking of the whole Drake stuff in his rollout. So right, by the time this comes out, the Iceman hasn't come out yet because it comes out, Right? But yeah, let me ask you something. So today, not like us, Luther and then gnx, they came off of streaming for a bit. I don't know if y' all peep that. And they re uploaded. Luther, that. That Kendrick and Scissor trap. Okay, Can I speculate why that might have happened? Is there a good reason why on the week that Drake dropped, is this kind of to take the limelight out of Drake?

[Uncle Murder]

But Drake didn't drop yet.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Correct, Exactly. But today, this is the week.

[Uncle Murder]

I'm not sure.

[Tony Ayo]

Well, he's saying this is the week. He's saying, like, what's going on? Is it conspiracy against Drake? Well, Drake, you know, I mean, when you. Number one, when guys, I think. And I think Kendrick's number one, too. They both on the same level. I think sometimes these guys like Drake and Kendrick are bigger than a machine. And sometimes we go against the machine. The machine could go against you. We don't know what it is, but we know he's gonna do numbers. People now, it's the decision now. When you talk to people right behind the scenes, they'd be like, well, is Drake gonna do numbers? Cause he had beef with his own label. He had beef with the biggest label there is to be Universal. Universal run the world with fucking all the music and everything, right?

[Uncle Murder]

Drake's still gonna do his numbers.

[Tony Ayo]

I believe he's gonna do his numbers. But remember we was having a conversation, we was at dinner and we was talking with people, and certain people was like, yo, I don't know if he's gonna do them numbers because you had to be for Universal when they put out the package for you. Cause what's the guy. Grischkin. What's his name? What's the top guy name talking about?

[Uncle Murder]

Lucian.

[Tony Ayo]

Lucian.

[Uncle Murder]

Lucian.

[Tony Ayo]

All right. Lucian Grushkin. Lucian, right, Whatever. I'm from the streets. I don't know all this industry stuff. He's the big dog. So you ruffle his feathers. You might have a little problem.

[Uncle Murder]

It might be a little decline in the numbers because he not with the system like that no more. But I think Drake's still gonna do his numbers. I think he's still.

[Tony Ayo]

Nah, Drake shout out to Drake. Drake is gonna always do his numbers, man.

[Uncle Murder]

But I think we gonna see probably a little decline because he ain't with the.

[Tony Ayo]

I think. I think with him. With him. The Him Future, Big bank and the 21 savage thing. I think that it's big business. I think when we see. When we hear the future in Drake record, it's gonna be one of them. The video's gonna be crazy.

[Uncle Murder]

Everybody gonna try to get cool with Drake. Everybody's gonna try to get cool with Drake.

[Tony Ayo]

Everybody gonna want that. That Drake stimulus package. Some niggas don't need the Drake stimulus package. Future don't need it. Kendrick Lamar don't need it.

[Uncle Murder]

Ricky Rosetta need it.

[Tony Ayo]

There you go that time, Jet. There you go. Now, let me ask you a question

[Uncle Murder]

with that timeshare, Jet, nigga. Get out of here.

[Tony Ayo]

Yo, yo, listen, man. What he gonna tell me to clean his pool or some shit? I don't give a fuck about that nigga, man. Real gangster. Yo, what you think about Gucci, man, buying his wife a phantom? Shout out to Gucci, right? Or no shout out to.

[Uncle Murder]

No, no.

[Tony Ayo]

Shout out to Gucci.

[Isaiah Thomas]

What the fuck you mean, shout out Gucci?

[Tony Ayo]

I knew I was gonna look. I knew I was gonna with him, dog.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, y. I don't give a fuck what he brought for his wife. I'm just keeping it real. Next subject. We don't get Free Pooh shiesty and big 30, man word.

[Tony Ayo]

Free Pooh Shiesty. I was joking with you. Damn. I like to fuck with you, man. I gotta fuck with you on the real record years to talk of New York. Tony Ayo.

[Uncle Murder]

And it's the boy Led Jet. Lenny. Whoa.

[Tony Ayo]

And right now, we representing Baskin Lava Black owned one of my best Products that I love to use. Is the beard grow. Cause I want to use, you know, pull the whole beard out.

[Uncle Murder]

I've been working on my waves, so I've been messing with this one. Yeah, I ain't going to hold you. I'm going to show the people how my waves is looking, too. In the next couple episodes, I gonna be like, oh, whoa.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah. They known for good nutrients, you know, for your hair circulation, a lot of things. They got a men's healthcare kit that's wonderful and great.

[Uncle Murder]

You could go to baskinlathercoat.com and if you mention real report, you get 20% off. You heard? That's Baskinlab. Mention real report, get 20% off.

[Tony Ayo]

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[Uncle Murder]

And that's 20 off@baskinlather co.com. cole Real Report. Whoa.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah. Oh, this is a good one, Murph. What's that? Cause we never fly this. Listen, listen. Delta. Yo, look. Shout to Delta. Shout to American. Even shout. JetBlue. JetBlue mint. I love you guys. JetBlue. Mint. Frontier Airlines plane accident kills a person.

[Uncle Murder]

Well, that's not a good one. That's not a good. That's why somebody died. Rest in peace to the person.

[Tony Ayo]

Well, I'm not saying that's a good one, but I know, like, I'm just saying with everything. What's the last airline that just packed Spirit?

[Uncle Murder]

Just packed. Somebody packed it up.

[Tony Ayo]

Nobody ever flies Frontier. You never fly Frontier?

[Uncle Murder]

Hell no.

[Tony Ayo]

What I'm saying is Spirit is going now. It's like Frontier, rest in peace to the person. I never said that's good.

[Uncle Murder]

You said the Frontier is the new spirit.

[Tony Ayo]

Now it's the new Spirit.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Exactly.

[Uncle Murder]

Got you.

[Tony Ayo]

How does somebody. How did the person die, Eddie?

[Isaiah Thomas]

So they were actually running on the Runway and they got literally, like, pulled in by the engine and unfortunately, kind of.

[Tony Ayo]

So was the guy that worked there.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I would think so, yes.

[Tony Ayo]

But that's terrible.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

Nobody flies Frontier. No disrespect to Frontier. Yeah, but nobody flies Frontier.

[Isaiah Thomas]

A dozen people reported minor injuries, and five were taken to the hospital after a Frontier airline jet took off and hit and killed a person walking across the Denver International Airport.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what was the person doing walking there, though, man.

[Tony Ayo]

I mean, airplane people always over there. We always see them on a. On the Runway.

[Uncle Murder]

Oh.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Actually, so what happened was.

[Uncle Murder]

So first of all, was it a random person?

[Isaiah Thomas]

They got consumed by the. One of the engines, which sounds way better than what I was saying. Adding it to cause a brief engine fire. The DIA officials later confirmed that in a statement that a person jumped the perimeter fence and was just hit with two minutes later while crossing the Runway.

[Uncle Murder]

The person jumped the fence?

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yeah.

[Uncle Murder]

See, I knew it wasn't the person that worked there.

[Tony Ayo]

That's crazy. Frontier than that. My bad.

[Isaiah Thomas]

You know what's even wilder? They can't identify the body.

[Uncle Murder]

Wow.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah. Because you go through a airplane engine, you're done. What do you mean?

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, Frontier not looking good. That's bad for business.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, Frontier look. It look bad for business.

[Uncle Murder]

Bad for business.

[Tony Ayo]

Thank you for agreeing with me. Now we got some big news. We got some big news. Shout to Uncle Murder. Shout out to 50. Shout to the passport gang. Branson boys. Lashim. The junior sneakers are coming back, man.

[Uncle Murder]

Oh.

[Tony Ayo]

Shout out to Rebolo.

[Uncle Murder]

Okay, let's go fifth. Let's go fifth.

[Tony Ayo]

Man, don't. And don't worry 50. This time I will have them on my feet.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yeah.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah. I wasn't around. I wasn't around when they dropped the ball on that one. You heard?

[Tony Ayo]

I'm not wearing no Gucci. No Louie, give me the G Unit smoothies, baby.

[Uncle Murder]

I'm not up.

[Tony Ayo]

That sneakers was nice, too. Tony Ayo had the thumbprints on there if you find them. We did. We did some good numbers, you know, Shout out to Reebok. And then we had G Unit Cloven. Shout out to Mark Echo, definitely. And G Unit sneakers is coming back.

[Uncle Murder]

Oh, yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

How do you feel about that?

[Uncle Murder]

How good about that? I'm definitely. I'm definitely not gonna fuck up the bag. How y' all niggas fucked up the bag back then?

[Tony Ayo]

It was just a bad day.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Can you just walk me through that? So what. What did you say?

[Tony Ayo]

It's just with 50, he's always been militant.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Shout out to 50.

[Tony Ayo]

And I mean, the trucks, the checks was great. From. From Reebok. Shout out to Reebok. You know, it was like, you're getting 100,000 to do anything. Damn. And his point was like, why am I giving these guys, like seasonal money when I can just grab a sports player? Or he might not be the biggest sports player, but he could be mid level or another rapper or somebody that is. Will actually wear the product. And later on down the line, the lesson is you learn. So it's just when you young, you do stuff like that, but you can't say it Was like. It was just a bad day. And this is why I say that, Merc, because you're not going to wear G Unit sneakers every day. You're going to wear Air Force ones. You're going to wear Nike Supreme. You gonna wear those? Yes. That's a bad day.

[Uncle Murder]

I know what he's talking about, right? When that check clear, I'm wearing them G Unit Reeboks every day for the bag.

[Tony Ayo]

All right, I'm with you.

[Uncle Murder]

I'm not messing up the bag. I don't know what you're doing.

[Tony Ayo]

Well, I'm with you.

[Uncle Murder]

I don't know what he doing, but I'm.

[Tony Ayo]

So you tell me you not gonna wear no more of your other sneakers

[Uncle Murder]

when they coming up for that bag? For what? Nike ain't paying me. Louie ain't paying me. Gucci ain't paying me. I'm wearing them Reebok G Unit classics when they drop.

[Tony Ayo]

You heard?

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, I remember Flavor.

[Tony Ayo]

I remember when they dropped, man. Real big. Real big.

[Uncle Murder]

What else is going on in the hip hop world, man?

[Isaiah Thomas]

You guys want to talk about whack fighting at the Blueface concert? What is going on there? Why is everyone being mad staticky? Is it because it's gonna.

[Tony Ayo]

The summer's here.

[Uncle Murder]

I mean, you know, when it's hot,

[Tony Ayo]

you know, whack 100. He's always ready to squabble. It look like he some. He told some big dude, let's get down. You know how whack. And I mean, it look like a good squabble whack. Know how to squabble. He always ready to squabble. That was in Oregon, right?

[Uncle Murder]

It was Oregon. Yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, definitely. Just like a little quick squabble. But who was. Was that police that ran in there with the gun or something?

[Isaiah Thomas]

That's probably security, I think.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, I think I did see some choppers out.

[Tony Ayo]

Chopper was out. It was crazy. Yeah, yeah, but shout out to Blueface. I'm watching him.

[Uncle Murder]

I think he brought Chris, Sean, Rock out and all that. He did.

[Tony Ayo]

I mean, yo, yo, that was their reunion, yo. That's one we need on the show, man, is Blueface. Because he's one in entertaining motherfucker. Even though he's cursing out his baby moms or his mom, sometimes he do be wilding, but sometimes he do have reason, you know what I'm saying? So, yeah, definitely. Blueface. He on tour now, right, Blueface?

[Uncle Murder]

Yes, I think so. Yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

Well, shout out to Blueface.

[Uncle Murder]

Shout out to Blueface.

[Tony Ayo]

He went to that streaming world. He doing big Things. And one thing about Whack. Whack know how to manage these motherfuckers. He managing him. I think he did something with the kid Cavallar. They got the streaming club in Miami. First club where you can stream Whack

[Uncle Murder]

Gonna get to that bag.

[Tony Ayo]

He gonna get to that bag. Shout out to Blueface and Whack. What's next, man? What else going on?

[Isaiah Thomas]

I think one more fight we can get into.

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, yeah, I seen this. What was this on Charleston?

[Isaiah Thomas]

This is on Nelk Island.

[Tony Ayo]

What?

[Isaiah Thomas]

Nelk Island.

[Tony Ayo]

I think I watched the show. Charleston White, stay with that pepper spray. What was that, dude? Whoa.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I think that's one of the Nelk boys.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, he hit him. He who?

[Isaiah Thomas]

Nelk. His name is Dave.

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, he worked. He must lift weights or something. He hit him with that. He hit him with that pepper spray, though. He was finished.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yeah, he's getting tossed her. What's with the energy?

[Tony Ayo]

I mean, I think everybody should know. Charleston White stay with a weapon, man. If you don't know that by now, man. Charleston White stayed with a weapon. He got the pig poker. He got the pepper spray. He got the brass knuckles. One thing about that motherfucker, he don't care, man. He be. He places by himself. Yeah, he pepper sprayed the shit out this motherfucker. You should have seen it coming, man.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Let me correct you just a little bit. It's not pepper spray. It was bear spray.

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, yeah. That's even worse.

[Isaiah Thomas]

That's even crazier.

[Tony Ayo]

That shit spraying out that motherfucker. No, Diddy.

[Uncle Murder]

I mean, I never even heard of bear spray.

[Tony Ayo]

Bear spray is.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Bear spray is crazy.

[Tony Ayo]

That shit.

[Uncle Murder]

Oh, it's for a bear.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah.

[Isaiah Thomas]

No, yeah. It's supposed to be, like, way stronger.

[Tony Ayo]

It's like bear mace instead of regular mace.

[Uncle Murder]

So it's for a bed or something?

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yeah, basically.

[Uncle Murder]

Okay, copy here.

[Isaiah Thomas]

I'm gonna tell you right now. So bear mace or bear sprays high volume law. Hey, you do longer ranges. Pause, I guess, right? And it has a lot.

[Tony Ayo]

Yes, I guess.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

We got to get a pause meter in here.

[Isaiah Thomas]

We can make that happen.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Isaiah Thomas]

And then pepper spray it don't spray as strong. Also a pause if needed. Yeah, but. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. Let me ask y' all real quick before we actually end, is there anybody y' all particularly listening to this week?

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, man, you know what? I'm back to Michael Jackson, man. I'm. I'm like in Thriller mode, you know? He's out selling. Who's out selling Justin Bieber. Yeah. I've been listening to Michael Jackson all week. Shout to the movie. I know it did millions of views. And shout out to the Michael Jackson family. And they played great. All the actors were great in there. And I'm just. Michael Jackson out. What about you, Mercy?

[Uncle Murder]

I'm currently listening to my boy Chris Brown new album. Okay. I see a lot of people out there trying to say they wasn't feeling it. I disagree. That Fire. I've been knocking.

[Tony Ayo]

I gotta check it. I gotta check it out.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, he got some. He got some on there with Tank. That's my shit, man. Yeah. Chris Brown album right now is definitely.

[Tony Ayo]

I gotta check it out, man.

[Uncle Murder]

Y' all go check out that Chris Brown album. All the people that's hating. Stop hating.

[Tony Ayo]

Yo, stop hating, man.

[Uncle Murder]

Chris Brown is.

[Tony Ayo]

Chris Brown is the next Michael Jackson.

[Uncle Murder]

Touch it with Usher, Tasha. You know how. You know how. Yeah. You know how it be sometimes, man.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah.

[Uncle Murder]

Chris Brown and Usher taught, but not an album. Fire.

[Tony Ayo]

All right. Yeah. Make sure y' all get that Chris Brown album. I didn't even get a chance to listen to it. Shout out to Chris Brown and the ladies, man.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Yeah, he's actually gotten a lot of criticism. He even responded in his story. He said, just want to say thank you to everybody who listened to this album. Been a lot of mixed reviews. I could take my audience's criticism and opinions. The last three albums I've been. Have came under the same scrutiny and eventually grew on people. Thank you for even taking the time to listen. How much time do people need to actually give their proper.

[Tony Ayo]

I mean, I think. I think music does grow on people, though.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, it do. It do.

[Tony Ayo]

I think people start listening to the album. You listen to it once, twice.

[Uncle Murder]

Sometimes I just try to listen too fast. I mean, you're just trying to skim through shit, so.

[Tony Ayo]

And then when you let it rock, you good. I think. I think. I think Chris Brown is an icon, and I think it's just a little more pressure of, like, instant hits for him. Like, as soon as something turn on, we're thinking about the last record he did and this hit. And with this hit, we going back to the hits that he did. So he might have a new sound because this is more of an R B album. What? I know he was trying to do that, man.

[Uncle Murder]

Shout out to. He got with Leon Thomas, too, right now. Falling. That's my job.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, I heard Falling. I heard that one.

[Uncle Murder]

I heard that one he got on there with Sexy Red Glow. Rilla.

[Tony Ayo]

Okay.

[Uncle Murder]

Got NBA Youngboy on there. Oh, word? Yeah, man, he turned up this album, man. This album is five. Lucky day, that record too, man.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Tank.

[Uncle Murder]

Yep. Friday on now.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Damn, 27 tracks.

[Uncle Murder]

That's crazy.

[Tony Ayo]

What would they have mixed reviews on if you got all them people on there?

[Uncle Murder]

I mean, you know, you still got to hear the music.

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, he got a song called Honey Pack.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, and that. Yeah, that's Henny and the Honey Pack.

[Tony Ayo]

I'm jacking that.

[Uncle Murder]

That's my joint right there, too, man. That Honey Pack is fire. I ain't on the Honey Pack. I'm still. But I'm just saying the joint is fire.

[Tony Ayo]

I don't know what you talking about.

[Uncle Murder]

I mean, you know what's going on out there. That Honey Pack is there.

[Tony Ayo]

That's why I like the something Honey Pack. I'm like, all right, what's Leave me alone obvious now.

[Uncle Murder]

You got some joints on there.

[Tony Ayo]

I'm about to pump this in the whip.

[Uncle Murder]

Got some joints on there, man.

[Tony Ayo]

Sexy Red, Glorilla. How's the joint with Vibes Cartel? Hold on.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Fucking party is crazy.

[Tony Ayo]

Oh, what about you a DJ, Ed? And what about Red Rum with NBA YoungBoy?

[Isaiah Thomas]

I'll probably run that too. But I want to definitely check out this vibe shit.

[Tony Ayo]

Yeah, I gotta check out just off the features alone. I'm gonna check this album in my head. What's love?

[Isaiah Thomas]

Holy blindfolds. What's hit?

[Tony Ayo]

I want the body goals with. With Tank.

[Uncle Murder]

Fire Tank. Body. That too. Shout out to Tank.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Word.

[Tony Ayo]

I ain't heard Tank in a minute. I'm about to bump that all day. So I got a new album.

[Uncle Murder]

Tank is actually on the joint with him and Leon Thomas, too, with the background vocals.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Oh, wow.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah, Tank was on there doing this one, too.

[Tony Ayo]

That's dope, man. Thanks.

[Isaiah Thomas]

So that's what y' all checking out this week.

[Uncle Murder]

You know the vibes called Brown.

[Tony Ayo]

There we go, baby.

[Uncle Murder]

Shout out to Chris Brown. You know the vibe.

[Tony Ayo]

It's the real report, you know. Shout out to Hard Rock Betting.

[Uncle Murder]

Yeah.

[Tony Ayo]

Shout to Uncle Murder. Shout to Brooklyn. Shout to Queen. Staten Island, Long Island, Harlem, Bronx, bx. Everywhere. Connecticut, Canada, Sweden, Germany, Paris, London, Amsterdam. It's the Real Report show reporting live. And yo, we getting one of our giveaways to somebody in Portugal. Yo, make sure volume, y'.

[Uncle Murder]

All.

[Tony Ayo]

Make sure y' all ship it. Shout to the winner from Portugal.

[Isaiah Thomas]

Pookie, I love you.

[Tony Ayo]

We love you. We gotta send them asap. Rocky, Shade, glasses, off to you. We still got the giveaway going. All our people from overseas. It might just take a little more time and let's go, Knicks, baby.

[Uncle Murder]

Whoa.

[Isaiah Thomas]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Tony Ayo]

Guaranteed Human.