Podcast Summary: Joe and Jada — The Real Report
Episode: Tony Yayo & Uncle Murda talk Kai Cenat VS iShowSpeed, Glorilla’s Family Problems, The Top 5 Mob Movies, Radio Losing Its Shine By TikTok, & Timbaland’s AI Troubles
Date: February 16, 2026
Hosts: Fat Joe and Jadakiss, with guests Tony Yayo, Uncle Murda, and additional panelist(s).
Podcast: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
Main Theme & Purpose
This lively, often hilarious episode of “The Real Report” brings together hip-hop legends to candidly dissect the latest in music, pop culture, and digital trends. The crew dives into everything from the streaming wars (Kai Cenat vs. iShowSpeed) and mob movie rankings to TikTok’s impact on music, viral family beefs, AI in hip-hop, and what’s real in today’s game. Expect a back-and-forth clash of pop culture opinions, personal stories, and real talk—delivered in their signature blend of blunt, unfiltered hip-hop banter.
Episode Breakdown
1. Mob Movie Showdown: Top 5 Debated
Timestamps: [00:00]–[14:00]
- The show kicks off with playful jabs over favorite classic films, Tony Yayo stumping for “Uncle Buck,” Uncle Murda dismissing non-gangster flicks (“I’m more New Jack City type. I’m serious. Casino.” – Uncle Murda, [00:03]).
- Strong debate erupts over what counts as a “mob movie.”
- Yayo’s Top 5 Mob Movies:
- The Godfather trilogy
- Goodfellas
- Casino
- John Gotti (the first one)
- Bronx Tale
- Contention over whether “Scarface” is a mob movie:
“Scarface was not Italian. How’s that a mob movie?” – Tony Yayo, [08:14] - Broader versus stricter definitions:
“Mob movies are not just Italian movies...” – Panelist C, [07:52] “I look at... mob movies, I’m thinking of Italian Mafia.” – Tony Yayo, [09:05] “You don’t gotta be Italian to be considered the mob. You could be the Irish mob....” – Uncle Murda, [12:09]
- Yayo’s Top 5 Mob Movies:
Memorable Quotes
- "Mob movies are not just Italian movies, though, just FYI." — Panelist C [07:52]
- “That’s my thing, you know?... Scarface is not a mob movie, y’all!" — Tony Yayo [09:17]
2. Streamer Culture: Kai Cenat vs. iShowSpeed
Timestamps: [17:47]–[22:30]
- Tony Yayo and Uncle Murda debate who’s leading the streaming game and discuss the impact of relationships on a streamer's momentum.
- Yayo: “When Kasnat broke up with his girl… I feel like, in my mind, he slowed down... Now IShowSpeed’s foot is on the gas.” [18:28]
- Uncle Murda: “I think the girl broke his heart, man. He really ain’t know how to deal with it.... He got hurt all over again.” [19:25]
- Relate the conversation to young people and success:
- Yayo: “Consistency is the key to everything in life.” [20:47]
- Discussion of streamers’ marathon streams, success stories, and how online hustling is supplanting street hustles.
- Shoutouts and praise for the new generation's money-making in digital culture.
Notable Quote
- “Pick up that computer and make that money. We in different times.” — Tony Yayo [22:27]
3. Viral Culture & Glorilla’s Family Drama
Timestamps: [32:00]–[34:41]
- Shout out to Glorilla, then a serious turn to her public beef with her sister.
- Uncle Murda: “I think when family’s mad at you for not doing shit for them… they start feeling entitled? I think it’s wrong and I think it’s a conversation you need to have off the internet.” [32:14]
- Yayo links the “high” of going viral to people airing private business online: “Viral is the new high... I’m authentic, I’m being me.” [34:02]
- The hosts debate online trends, entitlement, and the lure of internet fame.
Notable Quotes
- “I think what Glorilla actually is going through right now is mad whack, honestly.” — Uncle Murda [32:34]
- “Family business should be off the gram.” — Tony Yayo [32:47]
4. Changing Landscape: TikTok vs. Radio in Breaking Hits
Timestamps: [37:14]–[45:41]
- Discussion on how the game of “breaking records” has changed:
- “Do you think TikTok and Instagram break records first?” — Tony Yayo [37:21]
- Uncle Murda: “TikTok and Instagram do break records. I think radio make it last... Then radio make it really stick around for a long time.” [38:04]
- Debate about radio’s old-school grind vs. new-school virality:
- Yayo: “Back then… if you wasn’t kissing ass, you wasn’t really getting on radio.” [39:04]
- Uncle Murda: “Now, new artists… they don’t care about that. All they know is, they putting out their music, they got their fan base… and they making millions of dollars doing this shit.” [41:16]
- Challenges: oversaturation, the grind then versus now, dynasties being cut short.
- Yayo: “Back in the days, a dynasty lasts five years… Now artists are burnt out in two years, year and a half.” [43:19]
- Uncle Murda: “Nah, it’s just oversaturation... It was harder back then.” [43:47]
- The impact of bots and manipulation of digital numbers:
- “Bots changed the motherfucking game... You don’t really know what’s real no more.” — Uncle Murda [44:35]
- Reference to AI in lyrics: “AI writes lyrics? Yes. I didn’t even know that... Timbland trying to go hard with that shit.” — Uncle Murda [45:41]
Notable Quotes
- “It’s too easy to make somebody a star. It’s easy to make anybody a star nowadays.” — Uncle Murda [45:23]
- “Some people don’t even do music and they stars.” — Tony Yayo [45:28]
5. AI Troubles in Hip-Hop: Timbaland Controversy
Timestamps: [45:41]–[46:19]
- Quick, heated discussion of Timbaland’s adoption of AI-generated music.
- Uncle Murda: “Timbland trying to go hard with that... he been getting a lot of backlash for it.”
- Yayo: “Timbaland’s a legend, so whatever he do, people’s gonna be like, fuck it...”
- Debate over whether legends should be participating in AI-generated music.
Notable Quote
- “It’s so easy nowadays. I really think back in the days, you really had to… be talented and you had to really hustle, man.” — Uncle Murda [46:19]
6. Quick Hits: Weather, Books, Hip-Hop Nostalgia
Timestamps: [25:59]–[31:59]
- Briefly touch on government cloud seeding and weather modification ([26:25]), favoring expansion of horizons.
- Quick exchange about favorite books (“48 Laws of Power”, “The Art of War”, “The Bible”, “The Art of Not Giving a Fuck”, “Machiavelli”) [29:39–30:02].
- Classic hip-hop shoutouts and memories: Not knowing how to drive (like Biggie and K Slay), memories with K Slay, and a nod to Biggie’s legacy.
7. Billboard, Viral Hits, and the State of the Game
Timestamps: [34:49]–[47:04]
- Chart discussion: Who’s hot? Shoutouts to Uzi, Gunna, Bad Bunny, Cardi B, DaBaby, and others.
- Observations on Billboard dynamics, recurring theme:
- “The game unchanged. A lot done changed in hip hop now, man. The rappers ain’t on there like that no more.” — Uncle Murda [35:39]
Tone & Style Highlights
- The tone is rowdy, playful, and authentic—embedded with hip-hop slang, neighborhood banter, occasional explicit language, and relentless ribbing among friends.
- Repeated interruptions, passionate debates, and comic threats to quit punctuate the episode.
- The hosts keep it real about life, music, clout, and hustle—never sugarcoating their takes for the mainstream.
Notable/Memorable Quotes (with Attribution & Timestamp)
- "I’m more New Jack City type. Casino. I’m like that the mob movies." — Uncle Murda [00:03]
- “Scarface was not Italian. How’s that a mob movie?” — Tony Yayo [08:14]
- “You don’t gotta be Italian to be considered the mob.” — Uncle Murda [12:09]
- "Pick up that computer and make that money. We in different times." — Tony Yayo [22:27]
- “I think what Glorilla actually is going through right now is mad whack, honestly." — Uncle Murda [32:34]
- “Back then … if you wasn’t kissing ass, you wasn’t really getting on radio.” — Tony Yayo [39:04]
- “Bots changed the motherfucking game ... You don’t really know what’s real no more.” — Uncle Murda [44:35]
- “Some people don’t even do music and they stars.” — Tony Yayo [45:28]
Timestamps for Segments
- Mob Movie Debate: [00:00]–[14:00]
- Streamer Culture (Kai vs. Speed): [17:47]–[22:30]
- Glorilla’s Family Problems & Viral Fame: [32:00]–[34:41]
- Music Industry Shift (TikTok vs. Radio): [37:14]–[45:41]
- AI in Hip-Hop / Timbaland Controversy: [45:41]–[46:19]
- Weather, Books, Hip-Hop Legends: [25:59]–[31:59]
- Billboard Charts & State of Rap: [34:49]–[47:04]
Summary
This episode is a whirlwind tour through hip-hop nostalgia, digital disruption, and streetwise analysis. Every major talking point—be it the ever-changing definition of a “mob movie,” the heartbreaks and hustles of streaming youth, or the uneasy collision between artistry and algorithms—gets the raw, uncensored “Joe and Jada” treatment. Throughout, the crew champions resilience, calls out fake fame, mourns the passing of a hip-hop era, and shouts out a new breed forging their own digital paths.
If you want the real report—no cap, no fluff, just pure hip-hop perspective—this episode delivers.
