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Fat Joe
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Jada Kiss
You'Re telling me that the AI that's.
Uncle Murda
Meant to make everyone's job easier to.
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Tony Yayo
Definitely we part of the Valium up family.
Jada Kiss
They going through the Joe and Jada feed. That means we getting money together.
Tony Yayo
Exactly.
Jada Kiss
Let's toast some 1800, you heard.
Tony Yayo
Definitely, definitely.
Jada Kiss
Dropping in January.
Tony Yayo
Dropping in January.
Fat Joe
The Real Report. What up, y'? All? This is Joe Crack the Dog.
Jada Kiss
You know who it is. Your boy, Jada. The Joe and Jada Show. Every show legendary. Every show iconic. And we crushing. Pardon my friends.
Fat Joe
Killing them. Don't pardon them all.
Jada Kiss
When you think of today's guest.
Uncle Murda
That's right.
Jada Kiss
Think of loyalty. You think of controversy.
Fat Joe
Somebody give me a lighter. Who got a lighter?
Uncle Murda
Think of.
Jada Kiss
Of course you think of cannabis. You think of history in the rap game. You think of surviving. You think of starting from the mud and being a part of a legacy of a dynasty. You think of the end of the year. Wrap up. You know what I mean?
Fat Joe
This is time. You think of Queensland. Keep coming back at the end.
Jada Kiss
East New York, eas, Southside, Jamaica, Queens.
Tony Yayo
Oh.
Jada Kiss
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for our guest today.
Fat Joe
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Tony Yayo
I like that introduction kiss.
Fat Joe
Whoa.
Jada Kiss
No. You know, I always got to take care of my people.
Tony Yayo
Yeah.
Fat Joe
I personally been waiting for this episode since we started the podcast. We started the podcast. This guy said, yo, we fucked with him too much. I said, jada, who you want? And they were saying, Dick Gregory, Bill Cosby, Wendy Williams, mom, Beyonce. Like, I was like, yo, by the way, Jada, I don't know if you know, we ain't getting none of these on here.
Jada Kiss
I didn't even know.
Fat Joe
And Uncle Murder, I think the ratings would be great.
Jada Kiss
I give them a list, and I know they wasn't going to get none of them. Asking me for people, and they really don't get none of my people that they get them.
Fat Joe
He wants to rock Brad Pitt.
Jada Kiss
Hold on. He's just his adjuvant. I asked for regular, not regular, but I asked for people that I thought would be no brainer.
Tony Yayo
Know what I mean?
Jada Kiss
They kept spinning. They. I got this.
Tony Yayo
Got.
Jada Kiss
They call theyself having a meeting. Yo, let's get together. Let's ask Jada. Me, I was in the Crib smoking now. They want to keep playing with me, actually.
Uncle Murda
But Jada, you got to hit him yourself.
Jada Kiss
I sent them a crazy.
Fat Joe
You got to hit.
Uncle Murda
You got to hit him yourself. You gotta. You gotta hit whoever you want on the show yourself. Cause you Jada kiss.
Fat Joe
That's what I'm saying.
Uncle Murda
I'm just keeping it real.
Jada Kiss
That's the next season power, yo.
Fat Joe
It's a lot of.
Jada Kiss
I like.
Fat Joe
I like that.
Tony Yayo
I'm paying attention. I'm paying attention.
Uncle Murda
I think right now, we in the times where things change, where you can hit the artist yourself. Or like, yo, I need you on the show. There you go.
Jada Kiss
We have these relations.
Fat Joe
He asking for Cassius Clay. He asking for Red, not Malcolm X. The man want Detroit. I said, that's for straight Red. You have. You know, you twos are partners. This my partners. So when he come with the list, I said, that's for they ass. You know, they kept asking him. They kept with me over here. Want Whitney Houston back like this.
Jada Kiss
This is fat.
Uncle Murda
He said all the crazy.
Jada Kiss
Whitney Houston saying. The craziest that man got. Ladies and gentlemen.
Uncle Murda
Pardon.
Jada Kiss
Pardon. My partner, he's wild.
Fat Joe
Now I'm fried. But yo, we got. Yay, yo.
Uncle Murda
Yeah, we in the building.
Fat Joe
Man got Uncle Murder. Uncle Murder. This is your time.
Jada Kiss
Yo, listen, when you see the Christmas trees, you gotta throw a win. How we crushing, nigga? Somehow you gotta.
Tony Yayo
You already know. Joe, Joe, Joe told me that as soon as I walked in here. He said, listen, nigga.
Fat Joe
Rookies of the year, nigga.
Jada Kiss
Rookies of the year, nigga.
Fat Joe
That's a fact.
Tony Yayo
Y' all crushing shit.
Uncle Murda
Y' all crushing.
Tony Yayo
That's a fact. That's a fact. Y' all crushing shit.
Uncle Murda
So do y' all have stylists or y' all dress yourself?
Jada Kiss
Nah, this is all out of pocket, baby. We.
Uncle Murda
No, I'm just saying. Do a stylist pick your clothes or do you?
Fat Joe
Most of the times I pick my own shit, but I do have.
Jada Kiss
We have. Yeah, I got Danny. Shout out to Danny. But today, Danny is with her grandmother.
Uncle Murda
You know what I mean? But sometimes the artist playing out of.
Tony Yayo
The closet got it.
Uncle Murda
Figuring out what to wear.
Fat Joe
I do.
Jada Kiss
He be out of the closet, too.
Fat Joe
He just cut that shit to railna.
Jada Kiss
To put it together.
Fat Joe
I got an outfit. Cause 50 supposed to come. I got a premeditated outfit for Kid.
Jada Kiss
Make his outfits according to the guest.
Fat Joe
Yo, no, no. I got the 50 cent outfit. I already got Christmas at Madison Square Garden. That nigga gonna catch the blue, you know. West side, Gunner.
Tony Yayo
West Side gu.
Fat Joe
When he come on here, that shit gonna be like, flashlight. Then this is the nigga gonna look, he gonna be like, God damn, I shouldn't have came up in this. I got the 50 cent outfit, pre med. I got quick.
Uncle Murda
So look, if you rushing, how do you get fly? Cause if you rushing, you know, when you in a crib and you rushing, you just kind of.
Fat Joe
I really don't want to tell you, Yayo, because I don't want these people to think of like, I go to supermarket dip fresh. It'll be a Fendi sweatsuit, a Louis Vuitton sweats. That J.
Jada Kiss
Let that slide.
Uncle Murda
Why you got to get fresh to go to the supermarket?
Fat Joe
I got to.
Uncle Murda
I'm from the suburbs, man. I be having.
Tony Yayo
I'm from the suburbs.
Uncle Murda
In the suburbs. Now I got my sweatpants on.
Fat Joe
I see you got. I see you got the quarter zip. No more Nike right there. Got that. Boy, you might be the most. See, we all hustle, right? Me, him, all of us, right? You know what I'm saying? One day. You are a highly paid hype man, right? One day you doing your cannabis, opening up cannabis joints. The next day you on Vlad. I think you're the most.
Uncle Murda
That's just where I'm gonna give you an example.
Fat Joe
No, no, no. This is where I'm going.
Uncle Murda
Go ahead, I'm give you an example.
Fat Joe
I think you have the most. You make more money off of doing your Vlad interviews and doing them interviews. Like, that's a 9 to 5 like that right there. You got that budget. Like, you know how somebody got. I make 200,000 a year. I think you do that with this.
Uncle Murda
I don't want to disclose the numbers, but he, he, he, he makes a lot of money off me too. Yeah, it's like, yeah, YouTube. Like, you don't have to drop music anymore. All you got to do is go to YouTube and you got Instagram. Now it's a whole different streams, you know, like when you get in the car, you think about it. You really don't listen to radio no more. Your car got Apple Play. It got all this other Sirius Radio, all kinds of stuff. And then when you in the house, I'm going on YouTube. I'm just keeping it real. It got to be an ill show on TV for me to go to tv.
Fat Joe
Nobody could with you. Nobody could with you. Nobody could with nothing.
Uncle Murda
You do.
Fat Joe
Certain people that whenever they do an interview, I gotta press.
Uncle Murda
I think. I think what people like is that I got substance. Like, I think the money don't really mean nothing to. Cause y' all been. Y'.
Jada Kiss
All.
Uncle Murda
We all legends in the game. Keep it real. Like, I think it's the experiences. I got a billion dollars worth of experiences. I don't got a billion, which I did. You know what I mean? But you gonna turn it into just like we just did. J. Balvin. When we went in the crowd, I'm like, damn, fuck rap. This man got 80,000 people here. Six hour show, real talk in Columbia. Look, none of nobody knew who the surprise guest was. He had 30 surprise guests. I'm like, yo, so he did this 80,000 by himself. Yeah, I'm ready to start rapping in Spanish. For real. Like, you. Like, I'm looking at the crowd. We came out. It's just a whole different type of fucking atmosphere.
Tony Yayo
Yeah.
Uncle Murda
Like, experiences like that, you know?
Jada Kiss
These.
Fat Joe
These. Well, shout out to y' all for going to Colombia. What was that? Columbia. Crazy.
Uncle Murda
Crazy.
Tony Yayo
J was sniffing the bags. They serious with them drugs out there, man. I had a bag that some weed came in. Just in. No, it wasn't no weed in my bag, though. The dog knew that it was weed somewhere. He was going crazy on my bag, in my bag. I'm like, yeah, they pulled me to the side.
Fat Joe
Leave, like, Honduras.
Tony Yayo
He was like, yo, yeah, they were playing Colombia. Yeah, they serious.
Uncle Murda
Think about it. You sniffed the. Yo, what you think of Brick? Course in Columbia, she'd probably like 2G. So if you want a private jet.
Tony Yayo
They like, yeah, they. They travel.
Uncle Murda
Word. But. But like that, them experiences, you know what I'm saying? Going to Columbia, J. Balvin, coming out.
Fat Joe
With that like that, you talk about the temptation, right? I had a guy, I told Jada off the. Off the thing one time, but I had a friend of mine, when I say he was the king, like, he had all that crippy, all that shit in Miami, anything they was selling on that in Washington Heights. One day, he did a meeting and looked like the golf ball. But everybody who wanted to kill each other was at the table. I'm sitting there, Fat Joe the rapper, like, Jesus, like this. I know him from Miami. Old Cuban guy. I don't know how he knows these niggas in Harlem, Queens was there. All them niggas was there at the table, right? I'm sitting there with everybody we thought was a. A drug lord in New York. This nigga was the. And he's just my friend from Miami. But the point is, he used to tell me all the time, yo, just fill the tour bus up with the gala. You go up one time I got. And I'd be like, it's tempting. But I was like, yo, I ain't coming up in the game to get caught up with a bus.
Uncle Murda
They call that K now. Let's be finished, you know?
Fat Joe
Yeah, but the temptations, you know, anything that seems too good to be true or seems too quick, you know, if you feel like even if you trust a nigga and it's too quick, Scott tells me. I'll tell you a story. Scott tells me. Just me. No, no. One of my man, me and one of my mans. Me and one of my mans fell on hard times at the same time. When I met him, he had 48 condos. And Crip. This nigga was loaded. But the feds, when they. When they took my money for taxes, they caught him for some shit, right? So he comes home, he said, yo, Joe, where you at? I say, yo, come through, pick you up. So he drives me and he stops in the place in Miami. He said, yo, there's a boat there with like 4,000 keys. If I just take it and move it, I can make like 2 million right quick. I know the nigga for 20 something years, this and this and that. So I looked at him, I said, yo, I said, you just did about five. I know shit is fucked up, but you a hustler, man. You gonna find a way to get this bread. You gonna find a way to come back. I don't know. I know you know him for 20 some years, but every single time, it's like Boston George in blow. Every time, it seemed too good to be true, that it's the layup. It's right there. It's something. So he ain't do it now. He's super caked up, know what I'm saying? He flipped this shit to the music business. I don't want to say years, but now when I see him, I was like, you know, I told you not to go in that fucking. Don't take that boat. You know what I'm saying? He took me there. He was like, yo, Joe, they got the boat there. You know what I'm saying? I was like, yo, I don't think you should fuck with it. And sometimes it's that one little. That one little thing where you know. You know what I'm saying? You know, when you caught, you caught. When the niggas grab you, you don't know what you caught for, but you like, damn, I done did too much shit.
Tony Yayo
They got.
Fat Joe
Let me see what they got. Stay quiet. Let me see what's going on. Because when they got you, they got you. You know what I'm saying? But you know, thank God he ain't do it. But that temptation that Think the average.
Uncle Murda
Brother from the street would have did that. 4,000 keys, keeping it real. Murder don't front like you bolt. Don't say you wouldn't try to snatch that boat.
Fat Joe
No, I know, but he needed a fat Joe to tell that nigga most like Skinny Joe. No, you know, I'm skinnier than I ever been. I went to the Doctor, took.
Jada Kiss
Your 242. Or you can be 2, 32, 22.
Fat Joe
Yo, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Jada Kiss
Oh, pre meditated.
Fat Joe
Let me tell you something, man. I ain't never been 242 in my life. I'm like the movie shallow. How I still think I'm Fat Joe. So when the man told me 242, I said, you sure? He's like, yo, 242. You know, just give or take the shirt. Might be two pounds, you might be 240. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like the movie where the dude keeps saying that he. She sees she fat, but she's skinny. Like, I think I'm Fat Joe. Like, I swear to God, I move like a Fat Joe. But I actually lost mad weight. This shit is bugged out. Like it.
Uncle Murda
That first movie you was in as a kid, you was fat in that. I ain't going to lie. Do you look at your movie and be like, on the train. What was that movie you was in?
Fat Joe
It was called Prison Song. But I was fat. Watch that man in the hood ever in life was Fat Joey 2 years old. 1 years old. Shit, they was always.
Uncle Murda
Cause how old? You was like 16. You was a big kid in that movie. You was like. He was old in it N. He was like 16, 17 in a. Listen, he was playing that move when we. Nah, it was a movie when you was a real little kid, you know what I'm saying? It was probably like the first movie you ever been. You thought he was. No, not Fresh.
Fat Joe
I can't with that.
Tony Yayo
I'm over here thinking.
Fat Joe
No, but I.
Uncle Murda
Am Chucky from Fresh, yo. Come on.
Fat Joe
Like I am Chucky from Fresh. Meaning if you ever wanted to know what Fat Joe was in his childhood.
Uncle Murda
Most of the dope moves, that was my man, right?
Fat Joe
Exactly him. Yeah.
Uncle Murda
Busting them dope moves. That was a classic.
Fat Joe
That was me.
Uncle Murda
I always took all the old movies. Is better than the new movies now, bro. Fresh was A classic.
Fat Joe
Yeah. Yeah, but that was me.
Jada Kiss
They can't figure these new movies out.
Uncle Murda
They trying to do Scarface too. That's ridiculous.
Fat Joe
Too late for that, right?
Uncle Murda
I think it's just a room I seen yesterday.
Jada Kiss
They doing Kareem Akbar from here?
Odoo Announcer
Yeah.
Tony Yayo
New Jack City. I said, how they doing that? They gonna make it work. I guess they're gonna figure it out.
Fat Joe
You know, your man 50 don't put the stuff. Son of a tiger. The. That nigga's on power 67. Like that. Created that. You could bring a back. His cousin, his nephew pop off.
Tony Yayo
They like that.
Fat Joe
We gonna make it work. Cypher going on. I bet you there's a. Somewhere in there, like, I'm gonna get a spin off like. Like me. I'm gonna Kareem.
Uncle Murda
Spin off. Gotta work, though.
Fat Joe
No, it gotta work. But, you know, I mean, obviously, that man know how to make the work.
Uncle Murda
Of course. And I think with tv, it's timing because there'd be times where there's nothing on tv. Like, all right, cool. You had Godfather.
Fat Joe
Harlem.
Uncle Murda
That was dope.
Fat Joe
I love that.
Uncle Murda
You had Snowfall. That was dope. Power was out at that time. I'm locked into all three of them shits right now.
Fat Joe
I'm Mayor Kingstown. You know about Mayor Kingstown?
Tony Yayo
You better get that.
Jada Kiss
Yesterday, the Olympic face.
Uncle Murda
She put me on. On.
Tony Yayo
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Mayor Kingston.
Jada Kiss
How many seasons it came?
Fat Joe
Four seasons. But they move fast. You're gonna love this. You're gonna.
Uncle Murda
Kingstown. I'm gonna check.
Fat Joe
I love that out in uk. That was big.
Uncle Murda
You was watching that?
Fat Joe
Yeah. Top boy was crazy.
Tony Yayo
I never got to that.
Uncle Murda
Top boy was crazy.
Fat Joe
Well, you know what? I never got with. And y' all gonna kick. I mean, his flags ahead of time. I throw it at myself. But Snowfall, it started too slow for me. And Rich was watching everybody watching Snowfall.
Uncle Murda
Bro, you bugging that one. We produced that again. He passed away, right? Rest in peace. That wasn't classic.
Fat Joe
George Singleton.
Uncle Murda
What's the actor name that put him on?
Fat Joe
John Singleton came to me, okay?
Jada Kiss
For Snowfall.
Fat Joe
We had no. We had. Yo, you full of shit, yo. This guy. Yo, listen.
Uncle Murda
That's what I was thinking. I was. I did think it was so.
Fat Joe
Guy's a man. Subliminal. When I watch the episodes, I see him shooting me from that. Like, this guy's the guy.
Uncle Murda
You.
Fat Joe
You stay here. The Benny Blanco told him.
Tony Yayo
No, you stay here.
Fat Joe
I watch the episode. I got the. Yo, he's killing me from the side.
Jada Kiss
He thought you was about to say John Singleton came to you for Snowfall.
Fat Joe
Don't kill me for the.
Uncle Murda
That's crazy, yo.
Jada Kiss
Kill me from the shop. Y late.
Uncle Murda
Y' all are late.
Jada Kiss
Y' all are late.
Uncle Murda
I needed a red flag for that one.
Jada Kiss
See, that's. I didn't even hear that.
Fat Joe
Y' all didn't hear that.
Jada Kiss
I was too busy thinking they wouldn't hear.
Uncle Murda
Give me some more flags. I need some more. What's going on, man? You be a red one, too. That was a red one. Old school, but we know. But come on. Come on.
Jada Kiss
He would have been a hell of a Franklin.
Uncle Murda
Crazy. Everybody know. They was like. Everybody was. I only want to repeat that one, yo.
Fat Joe
That.
Jada Kiss
It was either you or the dude from the uk.
Uncle Murda
Listen, we in a new generation.
Fat Joe
We had beef with y'.
Uncle Murda
All.
Fat Joe
We had beef with y'. All. We're not elaborating on that. But you know what the biggest used to get me mad when you used to do this. Stick it talking this talking to me. This right here. Yo, that know he doing this. Ah, you know what?
Uncle Murda
Everybody we beef with, I look, they.
Fat Joe
Thought it was this.
Uncle Murda
Everybody we beef with, I looked up to. I be in my man fat shot basement. Rest in peace, D.J. rough hands. I'm playing your first album. I'm playing like I'm a fan. I'm listening to Cam. I'm listening to Jada. So we in the basement listening to y'. All. So for me, it's like, I didn't have no beef with nobody. But, you know, 50 was the bad guy from how to Rob. I bought Pun distanced him.
Fat Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Murda
On the first album, I was kind of excited about that. Rest in peace to fun. We in the car. Capital punishment.
Tony Yayo
Yeah.
Uncle Murda
I take 50 head off 50 said.
Fat Joe
Rapper real funny Gets your nut off in real life, you don't know me. I'll blow your look, we wasn't on.
Uncle Murda
So we in the. I'm in the basement listening. Y' all said my name even Jay. I'm about a dollar. What the is 50 Cent? We was excited. Oh, yeah.
Fat Joe
That reached and know who he is.
Uncle Murda
And it made who you are, you are.
Jada Kiss
We going to lax I'm flying home. It's me and Groovy Loop Shout out.
Fat Joe
To groove Shout out to groovy it's.
Jada Kiss
14 of y' all sitting on the curb Good thing they didn't go like good.
Fat Joe
They ain't look to the right.
Jada Kiss
Hell yeah.
Fat Joe
With the O.J. simpson groove.
Uncle Murda
Yeah.
Jada Kiss
Cause Battle was G unit right there with extra that want to catch felonies. It was one of them. Please let this door right here be open.
Uncle Murda
I'mma tell you. I'm going tell you one time I'm.
Jada Kiss
In the district, got to run to the gate. Y' all didn't even see us. It was one of them.
Fat Joe
Look at that.
Uncle Murda
I'm glad.
Jada Kiss
18 deep. It was me and my. That only eat plants. You didn't have a standing chance, though. Sit down, please. Let this door right here be open.
Fat Joe
Yo, you know what?
Jada Kiss
We gonna go in this door and get to the gate.
Uncle Murda
I always think nothing ever happened. Like, one time, I'm coming out the diamond district, and you know, Pistol Pete was like. He just was like, considered the most grimiest. Like, yo, this catch you. He's the jail. He done been up north. He's gonna catch you. Knives, all that. You know I told you about the Spanish sombrero.
Fat Joe
I wrote that in a rhyme recently.
Uncle Murda
I seen that coming out the district. You know when you know these, you just know when are killers. Like, he had two little. These niggas was like four foot one.
Fat Joe
They never left the.
Uncle Murda
But you could tell. I'm like, nah, these. I had niggas with me too. Thank God. But like, you could tell the two little niggas he had, they get busy. I could just tell. I could see.
Fat Joe
I'll tell you breaking news. If I never. I never told nobody or said this story before, but. Cause we saying that I might as well. But you know I caught Young Buck in that time.
Uncle Murda
Oh, shit.
Fat Joe
I never heard that story.
Uncle Murda
You know he ain't gonna tell 50. That.
Fat Joe
Yeah, caught Young Buck.
Uncle Murda
Tell us the story. Cause he ain't gonna tell 50, man.
Fat Joe
He got two piece legend. Like, oh, yeah, yeah. Young Buck, man, that nigga tried to front on me. He said.
Jada Kiss
They put heads on.
Fat Joe
I'm telling you.
Jada Kiss
Supposed to be no head.
Fat Joe
No.
Uncle Murda
All right.
Fat Joe
No story or you want the story?
Uncle Murda
I want the story.
Tony Yayo
I never heard this story.
Jada Kiss
I'm out.
Fat Joe
So I'm at like a. A winter jam, not a summer jam.
Tony Yayo
Found out Fat Jones done put hands on Young Buck. Now that's thinking of some shit.
Jada Kiss
My.
Tony Yayo
Go ahead, go ahead.
Uncle Murda
Just keep writing. Murder.
Tony Yayo
Keep right. I'm over here writing while we do.
Fat Joe
To this point, he said, yo, Fat Joe Real, you haven't told last. So to this point, he said, I didn't. We was talking.
Jada Kiss
You already said it.
Fat Joe
All right, It.
Tony Yayo
Nah, that.
Jada Kiss
Finish that.
Tony Yayo
Go ahead. Yeah, finish that shit, Joe.
Fat Joe
Damn. I want to go to Nashville, Tennessee one day.
Jada Kiss
I was just supposed to go out there and I need.
Fat Joe
You ain't got nothing to do with this.
Jada Kiss
He just deadted my money in Nashville.
Uncle Murda
So what happened, man? Go ahead, man.
Fat Joe
You wanted on me. So we in Chicago, right? And if you talk about the pistol beat, little niggas. No, I had the ugly ones with me. The ugly ones, ugly ones with me, right in Chicago. And so I'm coming off stage. It's like a summer jam, but a winter jam. It was winter, right? So everybody on there, Young Jeezy, Fab. There was a lot of witnesses, too. Nobody be. I don't know. They don't never tell my stories with. When I'm the victor, I never hear the story. You know what I'm saying? So I'm getting off the stage, and it's dumb dark. Like, it's mad dark. And there was somebody up on the second thing. He was like, yo, crack. Yo, crack. But I just got off stage. I'm whipping it down Chicago. I'm walking down. Yo, Craig. You hear me, nigga?
Jada Kiss
I look up.
Fat Joe
Oh, it's Young Bob. I got a water bottle in my hand. Fuck out of here. I throw the water bottle. One thing I said, come down, come down.
Uncle Murda
Come down, y'.
IBM Executive
All.
Fat Joe
No, I'm going crazy. Oh, no, I don't never get, like.
Uncle Murda
So when he came down, I don't know.
Fat Joe
I don't get tested. Like, it's very hard to test me. Yay. Yo, I'm telling you, I'm going. I just black out. So I'm waiting for the. The up there. He gotta come down his staircase, right? So I'm losing my mind, right? Like, y' all come. There come. He had a bunch of niggas with him, too. A bunch of Chicago dudes with him, right? So the cops come, and they form like a. A barricade. Like, just like five cops, they. They close the staircase so he won't come. He took too long to come down, by the way. Like, you know, when you see a nigga, you ready to tear him up, you down.
Jada Kiss
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fat Joe
He's taking too long, right? And so when he comes down, he's in the staircase, and he's trying to tell me, like, yo, this ain't got nothing to do. But he was just talking crazy. He tested me to see if Fat Joe was pussy. You know, a lot of niggas is pussy. They act.
Uncle Murda
Like. He said, hell, no.
Fat Joe
It was at the height of the beef. Oh, so he's in the staircase. Yo, I wasn't this and that, but he poked his head out just one second over the cops thing.
Uncle Murda
What he doing?
Fat Joe
The barber hit him.
Uncle Murda
So what he do?
Tony Yayo
Even the barber hit him.
Fat Joe
He hit us with the mop bag. Yo, it wasn't like that. This, this, that.
IBM Executive
Damn.
Fat Joe
Then we jump. I tell you, I had to. That that was.
Tony Yayo
I had the ugly with my bad. I'm just thinking little lines against.
Fat Joe
No, I'm just telling you. It was like yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It happened.
Uncle Murda
I never heard this story. It's the first time I'm telling you the truth. That's great.
Fat Joe
And I believe a lot of stories we never heard.
Jada Kiss
He didn't want to come up here.
Fat Joe
He can't come up here anyway because the ain't down with the movement no more. He can't come up here, say his. What he gonna say? I tell him in his face. Come on, Jada, you with listen.
Uncle Murda
I know. Look.
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Jada Kiss
Hello.
Uncle Murda
Hello.
Jada Kiss
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Uncle Murda
Yeah.
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Uncle Murda
You want to talk about Buck? I never. Look, I never had a problem with Buck. I never kicked him while he was there. I just think, you know, back in the days, you know, come on, we from New York. When we was at war, it was all grimy tactics. I could tell you your grimy tactics. I could definitely tell you your grimy tactics. Remember when he got Greenland fired back in the days? You remember that?
Tony Yayo
No Green. Linton sweats on here, man.
Uncle Murda
Yeah. Green is family.
Jada Kiss
Green is family.
Tony Yayo
Green is family, man.
Jada Kiss
Green family.
Fat Joe
No Greenlands.
Uncle Murda
No.
Tony Yayo
Green is.
Uncle Murda
You gotta watch Jada and Beef, man. That's all I can tell you.
Tony Yayo
Family.
Uncle Murda
Y' all don't remember that?
Fat Joe
No. Fry, we don't want. Everybody. Everybody gets it on this. This is Yayo.
Uncle Murda
And. This ain't no regular. This ain't no regular.
Fat Joe
We talking that what happened? What he do to yo?
Uncle Murda
We was talking last night like, yo, we really in the ROC Nation building. What's the plan? But I'll just, you know, shout to rock. That was the red flag.
Fat Joe
I'm like, oh, toughest person in this building is Jay Z. Sister, you see how you stay away? Sis don't play that. Sis don't play that.
Uncle Murda
Shield and Beef, you don't remember that? They hurt my feelings in a lot of beef.
Jeff Teague
They.
Uncle Murda
They like to kill you on wreck. They kill you.
Fat Joe
Like, oh, no, they going hard.
Uncle Murda
I hated that beat. It was nice. I was like, feelings. So look. Nah, n hurt my feelings. So look, Jada styles them hurt your feelings in the battle. You too, Joe. You just be going in. So I forgot what it was. We was beefing and Green Lantern was djing for Eminem. True story. And Jada recorded him. He was talking mad like, yo, them three block.
Fat Joe
He didn't even say that.
Jada Kiss
He didn't.
Uncle Murda
So it was mad. It was mad funny. Y N was talking secret strategic battle. But to this day, I wanted to ask him on the show.
Jada Kiss
Green land, strategic green landing.
Fat Joe
Did you get him fired?
Jada Kiss
He got fired.
Uncle Murda
Did you record him? Keep it real.
Fat Joe
You recorded him before, and that's dangerous.
Jada Kiss
It was involuntary. He was involuntary.
Fat Joe
You a recorder. I gotta watch the.
Uncle Murda
During the beef.
Jada Kiss
And he put it and it.
Uncle Murda
How to get out.
Jada Kiss
How did that get up before instant this before.
Uncle Murda
It was strategic.
Fat Joe
Yeah, I'll be talking with J. I'll be like. I'll be talking to Jada. I'd be like, man, these white over here, man. They trying to dissing this.
Uncle Murda
Let me ask.
Fat Joe
You might be under.
Uncle Murda
When I used to with you on that record, I always with Joe. Cause you was a gangster to me. I'm like, nah, these niggas a gangster. But I never got it. While you were scared to fly.
Fat Joe
I was scared. I'm still scared to fly. I looked out the window today, I was like, thank God I ain't got to be on the plane. I could never get over that.
Uncle Murda
Evan.
Fat Joe
Y' all be private all the time. Let's talk about this.
Uncle Murda
I'm not scared.
Tony Yayo
Bowling.
Fat Joe
What. What's the best you ever ate in Turkish?
Jada Kiss
Eating bison burgers.
Fat Joe
This waffles, yo. This guy. Yeah.
Jada Kiss
Caviar.
Fat Joe
Listen, listen, Let me tell you something. We used to have a little. Little, Little beef with Jay Z, right? We won't elaborate on that, right? Hip hop. And that man would say, nah, nah, nah, that's. That's good.
Tony Yayo
That's not a boy. Yeah, that's not.
Fat Joe
But the man, every time I thought he said a verse around me, he would be like, in Puerto Vallarta, hundred million dollar steak flying over this guy. He don't like the. I'll be like, damn. All he got to do is touch that. That paper. Ain't nobody seeing him with the paper. That's your shit. When try to diss you, you be like, yeah, I was eating the Turkish bolognese eggs in the morning.
Uncle Murda
Look, you could have more money than me. I have a billion dollars worth of experiences like, how you say, Jay? I'm in the Swiss Alps doing my own tours, so y' all could do that, but certain artists can't do that at Jada. Y' all could go overseas and do shows. I'm quite sure you do.
Jada Kiss
We.
Uncle Murda
Where was we at? We was in Turkey.
Fat Joe
Germany.
Uncle Murda
Germany.
Fat Joe
We had breakfast.
Uncle Murda
Y' all got legendary.
Tony Yayo
Came about having breakfast in Journey.
Uncle Murda
We had breakfast. We ate bread.
Fat Joe
Holland Del A. We sat down. He start slopping. He said, man, who would have thought we'd be eating breakfast with each other in this?
Uncle Murda
Absolutely all that. We in the whole other country and then on at that. When you in Europe, there's no guns really like that. You know, it's laid back. You know, there's no food coloring. You ain't gonna find Frosted Flakes and all that. You gonna find caviar and all that in your.
Fat Joe
Last night. I was at Nobles with my wife, and for no reason. Security nigga, he looked like Israeli or something. Like, he was like. He staring at my table. I'm like, right, that nigga dead ass staring at me. I'm like. I felt uncomfortable, right? I'm eating that because we a Noble. Everybody's hump. Why do I gotta be the thug nigga? You wanna. He obviously was somebody's security, and he was on me like I was do. I'm chilling with my family. I'm looking at him. Then he gets up. His David Beckham, Victoria Beckham walks out the Noble. I'm saying, but why had all niggas in here? They told him, watch him. I'm not bothering him or nothing like that. I'm sitting there like that. But, you know, that's that stereotype shit. Like.
Jada Kiss
You know, now y' all been to some incredible. I'll be following y'. All. I can't even pronounce some of the places y' all been doing shows.
Fat Joe
Yeah.
Jada Kiss
What is it like in them other regions? And they sold out and crazy.
Tony Yayo
What is it to me that should be crazy? Like, I've been rolling for the last trenches. Like, you know, for me, for the last 10 years with fifth, that been like, next. Next month make 10 years. That should just be crazy. Like, you know what it'd be to me seeing that these people barely know English, right? But then when we go perform these records, they know all the words to the records. It's like, now they know English.
Fat Joe
I was like, get the out of the. Like Superman.
Tony Yayo
This is amazing.
Fat Joe
50 cent to some people is like Superman. Yeah, that should be bugging my people in Dubai. They say they learned the news from 50 Cent. All they news in America. They tell me 50 cents the news. They watch him. Okay? This is what's going on. And that's how they know in Dubai. 50 cent report the news, too, for me.
Uncle Murda
For me, I. I always say I don't want to be on a. Like a 50 cent, Jay Z, Nas level or certain artist level, because it's like you can't go outside and still you don't even have to do that. Yeah. So for me, you'll be in a suite. You staying in your room. 50 staying in his room. All right. Bet we got but to connect some dude. Yo, we gonna go to stay in Paris. We gonna eat at that restaurant. Oh, yo, we gonna go to Dubai. They got a fancy restaurant for us to eat. Or they wanna go to Ski Dubai in the mall or something like that. So the bigger you are as an artist, me just gets a little.
Fat Joe
I'm the reason Khalid got security. We went to Turks and Caicos. It was Covid. I did my 50th birthday right. Khaled took me out there. And we in the middle of the ocean. I look at the nigga, I said.
Uncle Murda
Yo, you too, too.
Fat Joe
You too big of a star now. He was like, what do you mean? I said, you need. Because he never had security. I was like, you need security. I said, like, real security. He said, what you mean? I mean, like, niggas in front of your house and all that. Cause you know, Selena, it was her number one fan who killed them. This everywhere I go with him is, oh, oh, everybody wilding. I'm like, you might get killed by one of your fans. Like John Lennon and all of it. Now I'm telling you, it's like that. You get to that point, I do a show, I tell you a story. I do a show in Miami. I sell it out. Maybe like 3,000 people, Bayfront. I'm sitting in the back. Five fans snuck in the back to get a little autograph. You know they snuck through, right? Yo, Crack. Yo, one pick this. All right, cool. Unannounced, Marc Anthony comes out of nowhere. He pulls his boat up, comes unannounced, 1000 niggas in the back. Oh, my God. Picture Marquette. I said, yo, it's different levels of fame. That man cannot go in the restaurant.
Uncle Murda
Yo, bro, we. We did a show. I think we was in Columbia again. This. This years ago with Yinsen and Vindell. And, yo, I'm telling You shout out to Edgar, this. This dude. That's why I tell you about the lat market. We playing soccer with JLO early in the morning.
Fat Joe
I'm like, what the fuck?
Uncle Murda
That's JLO niggas playing soccer. Just fuck. That's the experience I could tell you about. So she bought Mark Anthony out. I got pictures of him on Instagram and everything. So he came out and he started singing and the mic went out and the crowd just kept going crazy. Of course, Egga fired the mic man the next day, but he was like the Michael Jackson of fucking Latin music.
Fat Joe
Yes, yes.
Uncle Murda
I'm like, oh, shit.
Fat Joe
He's the only guy. Well, he's one of them now. Cause that. That whole shit just got big. But for many years, he was the only guy that could come today and be like, concert in Madison Square Garden tomorrow. That shit sold out of 10 minutes. Like, he done ran that fucking play so many times. Like, he'd be like, all right, Barclays. All right. Madison's like, he just. And it's sold out, sold out, sold out, sold out, sold out, sold out. Like this. It's never been a sold out show for Mark Anthony. He's like Mary J. Blige and R. Kelly combined type shit. Like, he's that like, Mark Anthony. We going.
Uncle Murda
You still listen to R. Kelly?
Fat Joe
Huh?
Uncle Murda
Still listen to R. Kelly?
Fat Joe
Yeah, I still listen to R. Kelly.
Uncle Murda
I ain't gonna lie. I was listening to Big shit. Can't. You can't.
Tony Yayo
Because I feel like his music didn't catch his sh.
Uncle Murda
Yeah, you want to.
Tony Yayo
I like that one.
Fat Joe
So you listen to Gunna. Hold on, hold on. We got conversation. So it's no problem if a guy rats. You listen to their music and stuff.
Uncle Murda
I think right now people really don't care no more.
Fat Joe
Niggas don't care no more. We like dinosaurs.
Uncle Murda
It's like if you make good, if you could make good music regardless. To what? Look at Six Nine. Like, oh, I'm gonna still. I don't think he made good.
Tony Yayo
He didn't make good music.
Uncle Murda
Okay, okay. No, but listen, Joe, that nigga bottom of the barrel.
Fat Joe
That nigga's the gook in the project.
Uncle Murda
Hold on. When Six Nine got out of jail, right?
Fat Joe
I can't do it.
Uncle Murda
Did he have a record with Nikki right? When he got out of jail?
Fat Joe
When he got out of jail, he went on live and had 2 million people.
Uncle Murda
It was a hit at the time.
Fat Joe
It didn't age well. It didn't age well.
Uncle Murda
The views, man.
Tony Yayo
It didn't age well, it didn't age well. You got the era, and it got, like, some paid promos. And then if it dropped right after that.
Fat Joe
Yo, listen to me.
Uncle Murda
Listen, Joe, we in. Listen to me.
Fat Joe
All right, Well, I.
Uncle Murda
People don't care. They just want good music.
Fat Joe
Joseph Anthony Cartagena has the right not to say a nigga's a fuck nigga. And I ain't fucking with nothing he's doing or nothing he's saying or nothing he's doing or nothing.
Uncle Murda
And I don't. Everybody on that case took a plea.
Fat Joe
Hold up.
Uncle Murda
But no Gunna took a plea. Thugger took a plea. Cause it was on camera. You a rat. It's not like he cooperated. He was guilty already.
Fat Joe
I'm not calling him a rat as I'm here.
Uncle Murda
I'm just saying it all took a piece.
Fat Joe
You triggered something. Cause we started with R. Kelly, we went into Gunner. You're podcasting now. You gotta know that we're potting out here.
Uncle Murda
Oh.
Tony Yayo
Oh.
Uncle Murda
Changing my life, everybody.
Fat Joe
Why not?
Uncle Murda
Changing my life.
Fat Joe
Why not? If the young boys are doing the streaming and they caking up, why you can't hold on?
Jada Kiss
Should we just do our toast now?
Uncle Murda
Let's. We gotta make.
Tony Yayo
You know what? I agree.
Uncle Murda
Come on, let's do a toast. Let's.
Tony Yayo
I agree.
Uncle Murda
First.
Jada Kiss
Shout out to 1800 to Leela.
Fat Joe
Strictly the. The best.
Tony Yayo
Can we get some assistance over here?
Jada Kiss
Matter of fact, I was about to. This is Joe and Jada.
Uncle Murda
I thought I had beef with him. He got a Wu Tang shirt on.
Fat Joe
You have beef with you, Tank?
Uncle Murda
Look, everybody that I feed 50 beef with.
Fat Joe
50 ain't beef.
Jada Kiss
What are we doing? The mixed drink.
Fat Joe
I gave.
Tony Yayo
I gave Ghost Face. I gave Ghostface a pound at this. At the power premiere, right?
Jada Kiss
Y' all go straight up.
Tony Yayo
Real talk. I turned around and looked at my man.
Fat Joe
Yay.
Uncle Murda
Yo, straight.
Jada Kiss
Let me go straight.
Tony Yayo
He said, oh, moving funny, huh?
Uncle Murda
Supposed to be my man.
Tony Yayo
I said, what happened? He said, you know, I got issues with this.
Fat Joe
I said, whoa, I forgot. I'm not gonna lie to you, J. Y'. All. I said hi two days in a row to two suckers. I said hi to two suckers two days in a row. I'm not gonna lie to you. I won't tell you who, but I'm just saying. Another rat, he ratted on y'. All. I'm up in the. The store, and he happened to be up in there. He sticks his hand out. I'm like, yo. He tried to actually like my. I was like, yo, boom. That Was. But I wasn't supposed to say hi to him, right? And then today when I came up in some dude, you know, he was like, yo, Joe, you remember me? I'm such and such. I was like, yo, another sucker nigga like two days in a row.
Uncle Murda
Can I ask you a question? Is there such thing as selective niggas that we know as rats and certain don't want to say?
Fat Joe
Very select. Even me.
Uncle Murda
If it did for me, I would look at Joe.
Tony Yayo
I can't fight Joe say even me.
Fat Joe
Even me. I say what's up to certain rats when I know they he's a rat. I ain't got no business saying hi. It's selective.
Uncle Murda
Shit is real now. Cause just because. Could we agree just because he is real.
Jada Kiss
Yeah. What about the rats that are killing?
Uncle Murda
They'll kill you.
Fat Joe
No, no.
Jada Kiss
Killer rat.
Tony Yayo
That's a killer rats out here.
Fat Joe
Thank you, brother. Damn, he gave me the big shit now, yo.
Jada Kiss
1800. Ladies and gentlemen. You gotta make a large extensive announcement.
Fat Joe
You heard.
Jada Kiss
Welcome to Real report to the Volume family, which is Tony. Yeah, Uncle Murder. They have their own podcast on Valium.
Tony Yayo
Definitely. We part of the Valium up family.
Jada Kiss
They going through the Joe and Jada feed. That means we getting money together.
Tony Yayo
Exactly.
Jada Kiss
Let's toast some 1800.
Tony Yayo
You heard. Definitely, definitely.
Fat Joe
Shout out, my brother.
Jada Kiss
Dropping in January.
Tony Yayo
Dropping in January.
Fat Joe
The real report.
Jada Kiss
I need them to have 500,000 subscribers out of the game.
Fat Joe
Well, let me tell you.
Tony Yayo
And we definitely wanted. And this happened crazy. This happened on the strength of Fat Joe. We seen them in Germany. Can't even lie. We seen. We seen Fat Joe at Germany. Me and Yay was talking about some things that we was trying to do. And no. Joe was just like, why?
Uncle Murda
What done?
Tony Yayo
I'mma get you the situation then. Yeah, he actually got the situation. So Joe Rich play. I see you Rich.
Fat Joe
Shout out to Rich too.
Jada Kiss
Hold on, hold up. I have to kid. I don't want to thank me. They came to me and said, what do you think about murdering yo?
Uncle Murda
I said, hell yeah. Let them hold.
Fat Joe
Shout out to my kiss you hurt. Shout out to my J to kiss.
Jada Kiss
Flowers for that my business part.
Tony Yayo
Damn, Joe, you ain't mentioned that. Joe.
Uncle Murda
Joe be busy, man.
Jada Kiss
My job.
Fat Joe
I can't sleep right if I don't get my partner some money.
Uncle Murda
So I love it.
Fat Joe
That's my job.
Uncle Murda
Hello.
Fat Joe
Okay. So I'm always thinking about my business partner. And whatever we do, I can't have this shit fail. I can't have him walking in the streets. I'm like, yo, you believe I put in six, eight months with Joe, man, we ain't making a dollar. This, this. I need him to win because he believed in me. And I said, yo, let's do this. So I need him on the mountaintop.
Jada Kiss
This is the Vapors, man. They ain't think we could do it, man.
Fat Joe
No, we knew we can.
Tony Yayo
N. Y did that, man. Y did that.
Jada Kiss
I did that.
Uncle Murda
And they the best dress.
Jada Kiss
You know what the vape.
Fat Joe
Let me tell you something.
Uncle Murda
I think what's your dress but all that. What's y dress but. Cause I'm not spending all my money on that.
Fat Joe
You ain't got to do that if.
Jada Kiss
You don't quarter sit.
Fat Joe
Don't start it.
Jada Kiss
Oh, regularly.
Uncle Murda
You good.
Jada Kiss
Get your set where you can smoke. Make your shit leisure for you.
Uncle Murda
Well, you. You know what they always say about G.D. n? They know how to dress. Cause we mad long of just wearing hoodies. These niggas is good.
Fat Joe
My name is 50.
Uncle Murda
N was on that Hermes and all that way back, niggas was wearing the uniform. Yeah. So if you wear in a uniform, that's how the G Unit clothes were selling.
Fat Joe
Let's not talk about G Unit fashion. Yo, listen. Yo, Mur, let me tell you something. No, I do. I do. Something I never understood. Murder. Something I never understood. How did you get into G? Like you and fucking. Yay. Yo, how did this happen? How did you get Fitz like Tetris with the. Well, he wasn't in the original G Unit.
Tony Yayo
You know what it was fifth tried to sign me damn near before Jay Z, right? Cause I was. I was. God rest in peace. I was managed by Chris Lighty.
Fat Joe
I remember that.
Tony Yayo
The rest in peace, Chris Lighty. Chris was trying to cover. He tried to make the whole 50 play happen.
Jada Kiss
Before Jay Z seen that you fit with the.
Tony Yayo
He seemed like, yo, this is perfect. But you know what it was. I had a meeting up there with Chris. He called me to the office one day and he like, yo, we gonna. I just get there, me and a couple of my guys. And he don't tell me 50 is coming in the meeting. He don't say, like, yo, we gonna meet with 50 today. So I'm just there, Me and a couple of my guys, we chilling. Everybody, you know at that time, niggas running around so crazy. Everybody got their shit in their pocket. We also. We there, 50 just busting the meeting.
Fat Joe
Boom.
Tony Yayo
What's up? Looking for a deal. And at this time, I said certain shit about 50 like, coming up. So I was Already talking shit about everybody in the game. So when he pop up, I'm like, oh, nah, he on some bulls. This is setup. That's exactly. Cause he coming in like, nigga, you looking for a deal real? I'm like, yeah, not from you. He like, yo, listen, man, I heard that you said about me. He said, you don't know me, though. He said, ain't no real beef. You don't know me. But young. So at the time, I'm thinking he's trying to line me up. You know what I'm saying? So we have. We going back and forth, having mad dialogue, talking about. He's like, what you think Jay Z.
Fat Joe
Gonna come for you? I'm like, yeah, Jay gonna come.
Tony Yayo
Yeah, Jay gonna come for me.
IBM Executive
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Tony Yayo
He talked. We going back and forth. Then he asked me and my previous one, he said, yo, man, man, what y' all niggas think y' all gonna sell if you drop? I said, what? Oh, we gonna go. Shit, we gonna go gold.
Jada Kiss
Platinum.
Tony Yayo
The first week, nigga. In his head, he was like, you know what? It don't matter. He told me years later, he was like, yo, at that point when y' all niggas was like, yeah, we gonna go gold to platinum. He said, I knew it didn't matter what I did for you. At that time, y' all would have felt like y' all already was gonna do that on your own, so you probably was gonna flip on the N. Say, because you thought this shit was be gonna gonna. You thought this was gonna cross off.
Uncle Murda
Anyway, this is the you real talk.
Tony Yayo
So he thought, like, he was looking like. He was looking like, yo, damn, you. At that time, y' all already thought y' all was bigger than what it was. So I couldn't do nothing for y'.
Fat Joe
All.
Tony Yayo
You would have flipped on the. You would have thought, nah, we was gonna do this already. So he was like, yo, it's crazy how now everything worked out perfect. How it was like, now. Cause it was crazy. After Jay came for me after that time, I seen him. So I seen the matt. They're like, yeah, I thought you said Jay wasn't coming, nigga. He was like, oh, well, let's see what he do. Cause we. I still had to go to Valley over.
Uncle Murda
You know what I'm saying?
Tony Yayo
So we still a bumping to each other. So he like, all right, let's see what Jay do. Like, I had the Brooklyn record. I'm feeling myself, nigga. Brooklyn record. I think I'm popping. Jay leaves Def Jam shortly after that. I run him the fifth again. He brought everybody out of that Governor's Island. I think you was there too. He brought everybody outta Governor's Island. He caught me in the truck. Cause I didn't even know he was in the truck watching all the artists get on the ball boat, going to the. To the island to perform. So fifth was. Just happened to be in the truck. So somebody came to see your 50, want to talk to you. Like where? He had to stay right there in the truck. I get in the truck, he go, yeah, what happened with that Jay Z? I'm like, yo, yeah, it didn't work out. He said, listen, if I get another situation, we gonna make this right this time. And that was it years ago. But then we wind up making it right and worked out perfect. Worked out perfect. You know what I'm saying?
Uncle Murda
No, you know what was the problem? When he was so stupid that, yeah, this guy go. He was 50 cent. He was dumb.
Tony Yayo
But you know what's crazy though? I did.
Uncle Murda
And that's it.
Tony Yayo
We felt like.
Uncle Murda
Just like how you had Terror Squad and certain artists could feel like they are Fat Joe after a while. Same thing. Delusional.
Fat Joe
My.
Uncle Murda
So he was delusional. The bag was.
Jada Kiss
You felt like that.
Tony Yayo
You felt like that.
Uncle Murda
The bag was there for.
Fat Joe
He understands it now just like you. We all understand it. Me, I always knew my position. If I was number two, my brother was number one. I hold the door for him. I don't give a fuck. I'm not lying. The umbrella for pun. I don't give a fuck. I know my position. I've always played. But right now, I could play my position right now. If a Billy come and be like, yo, we find the whole Joe and Jada. But, yo, you gotta. I know my position. Give me my 100 million. I know my position. They can say, give me 100 million.
Tony Yayo
Based on my position.
Fat Joe
Oh, no, I gotta.
Uncle Murda
Nah, I gotta eat. It'd be hard signing artists and having artists because they start feeling like, you know what I mean?
Fat Joe
They the most ungrateful niggas. How about hip hop? Right? Hip hop. If we talk about hip hop in a whole.
Uncle Murda
Oh, man, you want to get into that for real? It'll be a debate in here.
Fat Joe
I don't know what a. What you think I'm talking about.
Uncle Murda
Oh, I. Like, I was.
Jada Kiss
You don't even know.
Fat Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Murda
Let me hear him.
Fat Joe
Let me hear him. Jada.
Uncle Murda
I was going to say, like. Like, like, for me, like one of my biggest debates on Nori's show was when niggas said. Said Ice Cube was better than Biggie, right? So I'll just be looking at like. I heard DJ Self say, yo, Ice Cube better than Nas. So I'll be looking like, no, he delusional. I just be bugging. Cause like, I'm always gonna give my honest.
Fat Joe
Ice Cube is one of the greatest ever lived in the history of mantime. But better than Biggie. Look, I got Biggie at. At number one and maybe number two.
Uncle Murda
I got Biggie. You. You rap with me. Yup. You know what I mean? You rap. So for me, like, when I'm out of town, I'm arguing with Slim Thug backstage on.
Fat Joe
On.
Uncle Murda
On tour. And the first thing, they always use this one line against Biggie. That just get me tight. You look so good, I'll suck on you.
Fat Joe
Suck your damage. Look, it's the original pause before Pa even invented.
Tony Yayo
But it's still a pause if you say it now.
Fat Joe
Yeah, but they got.
Jada Kiss
I got his light when it.
Fat Joe
That was Pa. Yo, B, I don't know if you know how changed I rolled for big.
Tony Yayo
I had so much problems in the West.
Fat Joe
No, you tell him we could have helped you, huh? O came out after you left. Check this.
Jada Kiss
That's how Illy was. He died mad years before Pa even invented.
Fat Joe
Listen, what I'm saying though. You see B out there, you be like, yo, B, that people use when.
Uncle Murda
They talk about Big, he looks so good. That. Didn't that come from like a comedian or something like that?
Fat Joe
It don't matter.
Uncle Murda
Old school. But that's the. I fight for New York. York. When I'm out of town, I fight for New York.
Jada Kiss
It's like the Fed.
Tony Yayo
Well, I'm not.
Fat Joe
I'm gonna keep it real with you. I'm a New Yorker. But if you nice from anywhere, I give it up on the left.
Uncle Murda
You know what I'm saying?
Jada Kiss
Give it up more than with the Mecca. I take us against anybody.
Uncle Murda
Thank you.
Fat Joe
Of course, of course. But what I'm saying to you is right now, you know, now the way they try to switch, they try to act like Eminem wasn't the greatest at where he came by.
Jada Kiss
Eminem is that nigga, if you don't go.
Fat Joe
Let me ask question. You don't hear them saying that.
Jada Kiss
I hear stupidity.
Fat Joe
You don't know what in the 1800, I'm better at Tequila. He's starting to speak with fluidity, this guy. You know, this guy is.
Jada Kiss
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To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com smarttalks. Oh, speaking of fluidity, I was watching the Knicks game and you can never take class. God's job if you can't use words like ubiquitous, he can use the word ubiquity. I was ready to call you, say, oh, hang it up. Try.
Fat Joe
His grandma. His grandma. You Rick. You wish. This guy, Clyde Frazier, you know, we doing good. You a Nick fan?
Uncle Murda
You know, of course.
Fat Joe
Look, we're winning. It's never been a time where you could just look at the Knicks and just assume we're winning. I watched the game last night for no reason. We won by 20. I'm watching.
Tony Yayo
You know, they gonna win, you know.
Fat Joe
But what I'm saying is they keep coming up to me. White, Jewish, ladies, Asian ladies, everybody saying, yo, Karl Anthony, gotta go. We need Giannis. So I'm this, ladies, Giannis, Giannis, this. If Art. What is it? Art Bazu. They coming up to me, hey, Nick fan. I'm like, hey. He was like, call Anthony. Gotta go. Damn, we need y'.
Uncle Murda
All.
Fat Joe
I said, damn, we winning.
Uncle Murda
I don't think so.
Fat Joe
We went to the final.
Jada Kiss
Leave it. Leave it how it is.
Fat Joe
Leave it how it is. Right? That's what I'm saying.
Jada Kiss
But if we. If we could get Giannis without giving ring.
Uncle Murda
They gonna want you to give up the whole team. Damn near the whole team for Giannis.
Tony Yayo
They trying to give up OG too, right?
Fat Joe
They talking about og I know he giving up the whole team for.
Jada Kiss
He stuck with Brunson and Giannis, Then we gonna be back to Gramps, Then everybody gonna be mad.
Tony Yayo
Yeah. Ain't lying, leaving.
Jada Kiss
They already changed.
Tony Yayo
I see that.
Uncle Murda
I see that.
Fat Joe
We gotta rewind the tape to the Stephen A episode where he was up there, he hiding with somebody.
Jada Kiss
Stephen A said, give him the D, I'll give him the Knicks dick.
Uncle Murda
Get rid of everybody. To be honest, I give up the.
Jada Kiss
Dancer, give the dances a couple trades, couple people off the bench. If they. They gonna want Karl Anthony Towns, OG Bridges.
Fat Joe
So let me ask you something, right? Our beef in the past was more like, if we bump into them, it's.
Uncle Murda
On World War 73.
Fat Joe
But you allegedly had beef where they shooting at your house and shit like that. Is this true? No, no. I'm asking you, like.
Uncle Murda
Yeah, yeah.
Fat Joe
So they were shooting at your. You're eating dinner and bullets are flying through the window.
Uncle Murda
Every beef that we had, thank God.
Jada Kiss
Nobody got hurt off.
Uncle Murda
That, to me, was inherent, right? So, of course, look. So when you look at Chris Lighten, rest in peace to Chris Lighten, you know, that's all we knew was Chris Lighty. We go to the office, you know, any kind of artist is there. Everybody's getting managed by Chris Lightning. Right. So down the block was Henchman. Henchman was down the block from Chris Lighty's office. Right on the block.
Fat Joe
40.
Uncle Murda
40 was on the corner. Henchman was right here, and Chris Lighty was right there.
Jada Kiss
Yeah.
Uncle Murda
So that was more like an inheritance. Like the beef was inherited. There'd be a lot of like, yo, 50 hate now. It be a lot of behind the scenes. Don't even know that. I could tell you that's like, ain't no henchmen. And Bitey had a fight at daddy house. I ain't never them got it on. Yeah, like. Like Henchmen was pressing that. You know what I'm saying? You know how it was. It was golden era back then. You remember when Chris had beef with my son and them back in the days, like, it was a lot of going on.
Fat Joe
He got a job with positivity. I think I squashed that beat.
Uncle Murda
So I'm not. Look, I'm not going to say look with ex.
Fat Joe
Yes, sir, bro. Don't play with me, Jada.
Uncle Murda
Yeah, look, I'm not going to say Henchman. It wasn't.
Fat Joe
I had to beat at Parkchester. I had the meeting at Parkchester the very the next day for Chris Lighty to squash that beef.
Jada Kiss
Right. Hold that right there.
Fat Joe
Go ahead.
Uncle Murda
So with the Henchman, I'm not going to say it wasn't a serious beat. If you do something to somebody's son, I expect you. You know what I'm saying? Supposedly to. To get busy. Supposedly. Whatever happened with him, right? So, look, this how everything really started. And I'm not niggas in jail. Everybody know what happened. I ain't telling. I ain't driving. Who kid started the whole thing. I'm gonna tell you why. DJ Hooky. Oh, y' all not.
Jada Kiss
Oh, honey, I need a green flag. All right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Uncle Murda
Look, I'm fresh out of jail. I don't know nothing. I don't know. I don't like. All I know is do always tell.
Tony Yayo
Me this story, though.
Uncle Murda
There you go, man, I'm fresh out of jail. I don't know nothing. All I know is fifth guy niggas on. I was with this from 1998 when he was doing Rider, router, and on Columbia Records. I was with him back then.
Fat Joe
You like Kobe? You like Kobe Bryant? I hated him while he was alive, and when he died, I cried 12 hours. This here, I hated him because he rolled with 50. But I love disloyalty. I was like, man, we need A.
Uncle Murda
Like, gotta understand I was fucking with 50 since 1998. That was the homie. Like, we was going to Columbia Records. This is before he got shot records with Destiny's Child in the studio. Niggas getting kicked out the studio. I was there for all that. You know what I'm saying? So that's just the homie that's the first nigga. I'm a hood nigga. That first nigga went to Mexico. I think it was the deep cover soundtrack. He was on Rowdy Rowdy back then. And we went to Cancun. I'm like, damn, I'm off the block with DJ who? Kid, I'm fresh out of jail. Niggas give me a Bentley. I got jewelry, I got the Jacob watch.
Sophie Cunningham
Fur.
Uncle Murda
I'm fur on. I'm fucking running through Brooklyn.
Fat Joe
I'm not doing this yet. I'm not doing this yet.
Uncle Murda
Look, I'm taking chances that I could have got smoked any day. I'm like in Fort Green. I'm in the plazas. I'm fucking seeing Mayno in Brooklyn. I'm in Harlem, running the niggas like I'm in the Bentley. I'm everywhere. Anywhere. I just didn't care. I came out of jail, was reckless. Young nigga didn't know nothing, right? So UK is like, yo, what's my man that passed away? Let's go to the mixtape awards. Was it dj? Just rest in peace, DJ Justo Mixtape Awards. I'm hyped because we was on all the mixtape. I didn't know Apollo was gonna be Rikers island when I got there.
Tony Yayo
Should have never went to no fucking mixtape.
Fat Joe
Yo, look, versus his shit was like, Riker's Island.
Uncle Murda
That's what I'm saying. So look, we get to the mixtape awards. I had no idea. I'm just out of jail. I'm like, I ain't know she was gonna be Rikers. Allison. Apollo was Riker. Niggas. Attica Green. That shit was walking the yard. Little niggas in there.
IBM Executive
I got a story.
Uncle Murda
Crazy son. Wasn't no chicks.
Fat Joe
None of that was crazy.
Uncle Murda
Look, it was no chicks.
Fat Joe
I know those environments.
Uncle Murda
Nothing but gangsters. So I'm looking around.
Fat Joe
No, you walk in the wrong environment. You like, yo, what is this? C76?
Uncle Murda
Who you think it was hosted by?
Tony Yayo
Who?
Uncle Murda
Jimmy Henchman? Who was we beefing with at that time? The game.
Fat Joe
Yes.
Uncle Murda
Right?
Fat Joe
Yes.
Uncle Murda
Think about it. About it. That's why you. You know, I always say, yo, I don't know how game is with henchmen. Because henchmen is always mentioned with pop. Just hate when you keep it real because I'm always logical. So back to the story. So was henchmen. So we there now. You know how henchman is. This is a gangster. You know how that go. Trying to put the fake press on me. Come over there. It's like Haitian Jack. You know, you got a patient Jack and tut and all these wild running around back in the days, grimy like, yo, Sockpa said. So I'm looking at him, and he got his hand out. I'm like, yo, I don't want to go back and report that I'm giving this. That I can't do that. I'm just a real like that. If I don't with you, I don't with you. Like, yo, get the out of here. He go, what you a rapper? You know, you're a street. So he think, get out of you a rapper. So he. And then it just insinuated from there. But it was really because all the gang. Cause I didn't understand because I was on Game first album. So I'm an appreciative nigga. I'm the nigga. Like, yo, I've been in the studio with Dr. Trey right now. I'm one of them niggas. Like, if I'm in the studio with y' all niggas, I'm an appreciative nigga. Like, yo, I can't believe him in Dr. Dre. He's opening a cabinet full of Henny. He fucking got the guido bud. Like, yo, this shit is crazy, niggas. I don't even care if I made it. He made it. I'm just happy to be here. I'm in the studio with Eminem. Oh, oh. I'm at parties with Serena Venus. And what I'm not stepping them and saying. I'm just like, oh, I can't believe I'm in the party. Jim Carrey. Out of here, man. See this on tv. One time we was at a party seeing Wesley Snipes. I started tweaking, started thinking about New Jack City and all that. I'm tweaking like, oh, let's call this Nino Brown. So for me, it's the experience of. But back to the henchman. That's what it started over. And then my Bentley got shot up. And back of the pilot.
Fat Joe
I'm not gonna say, oh, that night.
Uncle Murda
Yeah, that same night when I was like, get the out of here. It was mad funny shit going on. Maserati Fox did another dumb out Rest in peace to Mazi. Crazy nigga from Queens. He there. So we in that shit. It's like Rikers Island. So now when I say get the fuck outta here, he had his man's there. Some niggas from, like, you know, I think they from Staten island named Teflon. He. He was part of his case and all that, right? Words was being said. So my man Kev, he just fresh up north from, like, doing, like, 14 years. So one of henchman mans had, like, a bottle behind him. So my man turned around and said, what the you gonna do with that? I was kind of surprised. I'm like, Damn, that did 14 years. Don't care about a. With a bottle behind him. I would have been like, he got a bottle. He just. What the you gonna do with that? So it was like mad going on, pulling out him, you know what I'm saying? Was crazy. So I got the Bentley in the bp. I jump into bp, came walk by, lit the Bentley up in Harlem. That's why I always say, watch them Harlem streets.
Jada Kiss
What about, piss on it? What about, did they set your BP on fire and you was in it and you had time to call and fire my man?
Uncle Murda
My man's had the BP league and shot up the crib and hit up the bp Monster, all right? They shot up his windows. And Monster was bugging because he was beefing with. And he moved to Staten island, but still was in the hood. And it was crazy because the. That was Henchman man was from Staten island, so he'll drive my Bentley and had a Bentley there. So knew, you know what I'm saying.
Fat Joe
Where he was at.
Uncle Murda
Yeah, knew, like, the shot up his window, you know, and, like, set the garbage on fire. That was crazy. It was a whole bunch of shit. I ain't gonna lie. That henchman was like. That was like, you guys had some.
Fat Joe
Serious beefs out there. Ours was the lightest one, you know what I'm saying? Y' all was out here. I'm like, yo, they. I said, these guys got a lot of problems out here. My best friend that ever lived, I got his. The only tattoo I got is Tone Montana.
Tony Yayo
Huh?
Fat Joe
Tom Montana to fly. He was similar to 50 Cent, like fat Joe, believe it or not. It's a tough guy, but I'm a guy you could talk to and get it.
Uncle Murda
You could squash it with me.
Fat Joe
I'm a diplomatic guy. This guy had beef with everybody we ever knew, Love, whatever. And I got. I understand. I gotta stand there and be like, yo, Tone, this. So I'M be like, yo, man, fuck that, my nigga. You know, this, this, that. And I'm standing there in the hallway with him. I'm like, this, niggas, we know and all that, and it gotta happen. There's only one time I folded on him. My man. Rest in peace, Black Dave. I mean, we was in kindergarten together. Tone start arguing with. I mean, we brothers. Like, I mean, like, I want to Dave, yeah, Tone Montana, my best friend in the world. But Black Dave, I wanted him to marry my sister. Rest in peace. This is my brother, right? And then Tone start arguing with him. But Tone do allegedly that he don't do this. Black Dave, these. We used to call him Slam Master. So I said, yo, Tone. So Dave don't care. He's not scared. He don't think you're gonna hit him. We from the same hood. He's like, yo, he give yo, Tone, I fucked you up. And I'm in the middle. I'm like, yo, let's leave it alone. This, this, that. So Dave grabs him, slams Tone. And Tone looking at me like, yo, you ain't gonna give it to Black Dave. I was like, your Tone, I can't give it to Black Dave like this. Want you to give it to everybody. Like you're. And we had special languages where the could smile at you. And he lining you up. Yo, Sc, that be yo, like, we had that. You didn't even know the was coming. I'll be like, no, scare that boom. He be like, SC that boom.
Uncle Murda
Think how GR it was back in the day.
Fat Joe
Crazy out here, baby.
Uncle Murda
Even like with the Josh, like Sony Studios back in the days. Look, I was there for that. Like, that was a crazy experience because you had both studios. You had studio on this side, studio on that side. Y' all remember that, that block? What was it? 28th Street?
Jada Kiss
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Yeah, that was that shit. 28th. That was 50.
Uncle Murda
You never know they had the studio.
Fat Joe
Well, you needed money to be in them studio.
Uncle Murda
That shit was great. Like, I used to see fucking Wyclef. He'd be with Jackson back, Scooter Tut henchmen. You see? Oh, these look like three you don't want to see at night.
Fat Joe
I'm gonna tell you the craziest thing, right? Those guys, I swear to God, I don't know why I'm not really. I know everybody think I cap and all that, but I'd be standing there with $2 million of Jew telling jokes to Haitian Jack the Crybaby. All them. Them crazy, right? Right? Maybe like Joe One second and go across the street, rob a nigga for some shit. This thin come back, Joe tell his story. Like, yeah, you know, these niggas, this pussy nigga, this. I thought, joe, you crazy. This, this, this. They never tried me. Like, I used to be in front of them, loaded with jury. Them niggas. I used to be like, what? They'd be like, yo, you see the rapper? I'm going to rob them right now. I'm like, what N We know? They come back with the niggas change. Oh, finish the story, Fat Joe. Yo, this, this. This is the crazy niggas.
Uncle Murda
Yeah.
Fat Joe
Always loved me, don't know why.
Uncle Murda
Me too. I feel like that, too. I feel like that was a. That. Like, how you say you was always outside? Like, I was outside when. When there was Carl Michaels, the. The restaurant in the gas station at Baisley. You know, when seeing Pream and my man in Oopdy, yo, don't scratch his car. That's preen. The whole project's gonna kill us. I was the on the block black. Just come to the block with Nas. I was one of them outside. Like, I've seen all the real niggas outside. E money bags come through, all looking for N beefing with N. You know what I'm saying? I was one of them N always, always outside. That was just me. So for me, I never thought I was gonna leave the hood. So when I got in the game, I was just excited. Every beef was inherited. Like I said back to Chris Lighty and henchman. That was never my beef.
Fat Joe
Chris Lighty saved my life. Celeste, you mentioned him too much for me not to explain.
Uncle Murda
I love Chris Lighty.
Fat Joe
Chris Lighty. I watched him put in work. Work, allegedly in the Bronx with my own eyes. You know how we say we outside.
Uncle Murda
Of the same black judges, the tunnel and all that? No.
Fat Joe
In the Bronx, Chris Lighty was putting in. By the way, if you don't know.
Uncle Murda
His team, what was his team called back in the days?
Fat Joe
The Violated, some shit. I'm telling you with my own eyes, I seen Chris Lighty put in work. Just innocent bystander at the end of the party, Club air out. I seen it myself.
Uncle Murda
So I'm just telling you this, right?
Fat Joe
So I knew who he was. So we getting money. I got the promo out. Red alert's playing the promo.
Uncle Murda
Thank you.
Fat Joe
Red alert, man. You saved my life. And Chris Lighty come to my block where I'm getting money. We got Benzes, Beamers out there, all that. He says, yo, man, you know who I am. And I said, yeah, I know who you is. You Baby Chris. He was Baby Chris, right? So you Baby Chris. He said, yo, I think you could be a rapper like you the one with the promo, Fat Joe. I said, yeah. He said, I want to sign you. I got this new label, was Violator, was Chi Ali, the beat nuts. Then me, he came to my block and I signed in the middle of the block. No lawyer.
Uncle Murda
Wow.
Fat Joe
That's why I'll tell you, when the nigga want to sign, he going to sign. All that chasing the nigga or this? Nah, when they want to sign, they sign. I signed in the middle with a block like this. He gave me like 50,000. I showed everybody a legit. You know, I had paper at the time, but I'm showing everybody y' all legit. Check, I'm legit.
Uncle Murda
Look, that's crazy.
Fat Joe
I'm the just showing the whole hood of legit, y'.
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Fat Joe
I'm legit. This is that. And then I changed my whole life from there. I took a big pay cut, right, to be a rapper at that time. I tell them all the time, Flo Jo was number one. I was getting $500 a show, running that bitch up three a week. Mount Vernon, White Plains in the Bronx, the next day, Virginia, Washington, D.C. philly. I'm just, I'm, you know, I got the chitlin circuit, you know what I'm saying? But Chris Lighty saved my life and.
Uncle Murda
Saved mine too, man.
Fat Joe
One thing he always wanted to do was bring peace between us. Yeah, he sit down with me all the time, be like, yo, Joe and this and that. And I used to tell him, y' all don't trust this guy Chris.
Jada Kiss
Sure, this guy Chris Lighty came to the hood meeting with Styles sp. Stabbed the. And got a year.
Tony Yayo
Look at that.
Fat Joe
At the meeting.
Uncle Murda
Hold on. That's when he was on the island for stabbing the in. In the buttocks.
Jada Kiss
Yeah, he stabbed the. In the head.
Uncle Murda
Yeah, I was on the island the same time he was on the island. That's crazy. No, he was locked up. I was locked up the same time Styles was because they was talking about our islands, saying he stabbed the.
Jada Kiss
You know, the.
Uncle Murda
He didn't have to stab him. It was.
Jada Kiss
It was like a. We give him money to go get a 40.
Fat Joe
His name was the Uncle Murder. They shot you in the head. That, you know.
Tony Yayo
But that story, I didn't really get shot in the head, right? So that. It wasn't.
Uncle Murda
I asked him that one day.
Fat Joe
It's a one shot deal. It's like, yo, and Murder on the hot seat.
Uncle Murda
I.
Jada Kiss
This language. A good question, but let me do what this all.
Tony Yayo
You know.
Jada Kiss
You know, it's crazy.
Fat Joe
When I met Uncle Murder. When I met Uncle Murder, everybody was like, that's the. Got shot in the head. That's how I met him.
Jada Kiss
Murder was down.
Uncle Murda
Rough ride. His first.
Tony Yayo
Exactly.
Jada Kiss
Let him do it.
Tony Yayo
Definitely. I was down with rough, right?
Fat Joe
He ain't lying.
Tony Yayo
You know what's crazy?
Fat Joe
I was.
Tony Yayo
I was like, he's shooting at you again. He's shooting at you.
Uncle Murda
Nah, that's a flag. You can shoot me in my mouth. He got us the deal, man.
Jada Kiss
Everybody was. Nelson Mandela's from the Bronx, Sylvester Stallone. You didn't even know it. You from south side to the bacon.
Tony Yayo
And you from Eron.
Uncle Murda
I got no wins up here.
Fat Joe
I'm Haitian.
Jada Kiss
Murder was down with. Look he hate.
Tony Yayo
I was down with Rough Riders first. That was my first home. You know what's crazy? I was on the run for a shooting. Allegedly, I shot somebody. Allegedly. Right? Real talk, D. Loved that. I'm on the run for a shoot, and I go to Hot 97 because I. I hear these guys on the radio. I hear the locks. I'm like, damn. If anybody can relate to my story right now. While I'm on the run, it got to be these dudes. All the shit they talking, we are the streets. It got to be them. So I tell my uncle, yo, we got the hurry up and go to high 97. The locks up there right now. This the opportunity. This my only opportunity. I'm on the run. I got to see them right now. He's like, you had to go to work the next morning, too. Like, all right, let's go. My Uncle Pete, we go up there. Never forget.
Fat Joe
I think.
Tony Yayo
I don't know if your leg was up or some kids, but I know you was already in the van at the time.
Fat Joe
This. He got them Kenny Smith shits on.
Tony Yayo
I hit him. So I go, I catch them up there. By the time they coming out the station, it's D, Styles ready. They're like, yo, kissing the van. But I spit some shit. Styles just grabbed the yo. Yo, D, this nigga is the truth. Bring him with us, right? He bring me in the van and see Kiss. I spit some shit, kissing it. Kiss like, yo, take my number, Rev. The first time I called Kiss, I didn't even know what the. I just called him, like, yo, it was me, Murder. He like, yo, what's up? I'm like, ain't shit I'm about to go to the studio. All right. I'm like, all right. I really ain't even know what to say. Cause I'm still trying to catch up on shit. Real talk.
Uncle Murda
So.
Fat Joe
So.
Tony Yayo
But the nigga D had me in the studio just around the just watching. They was doing the compilation first at the time. Just watching everybody. I was actually supposed to be on the shit. But my man he a here he be like, yo, man, we got to get back to the block, man. Street like, let's go to the block. These taking mad long. So we went back to the block.
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Jada Kiss
Hello. Hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast smart talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO Arvind Krishna and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?
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Uncle Murda
Yeah. Wow.
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Jada Kiss
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Tony Yayo
At the time I got grazed in the head. It was a better story to me at the time to say I got shot because I'm doing the whole rapture. I'm just down with Jay Z and everything. And I'm telling Greenland like, yo, we need something crazy. And I'm telling Chris and at the time I'm telling Jay and them too, because I'm signing at the top. I'm like, yo, we need something crazy to happen at this time. Right? So when did, when did shoot the cop.
Uncle Murda
What? Say he got shot in the head.
Fat Joe
They introduced it to him. Yo, the school murder. I shot. He st jo, all right?
Tony Yayo
Nigga shot the cop. I was there. But I guess the.
Fat Joe
The.
Tony Yayo
The gun wasn't his, like, of course. But the bullet, I guess, hit the glass, and the glass cut me a little bit. So then you had glass from the car, too. All over my face. So you and little blood. So as I'm in there, that's where.
Fat Joe
You did your photo shoot at, Uncle.
Tony Yayo
I'm like, you know what? I'm like, you know what?
Fat Joe
This a good.
Tony Yayo
As I'm in the ambulance, the guy said, yo, did you get shot? I'm like, I didn't get shot, but there's a bunch of blood on my face. Even hip hop police, the curly hair detective, he came. Curly head Sean, he came to the hospital. He said, so what the fuck happened to you? I said, yo, man, police shot me, man. He said, you play too fucking much, right? I said, yo, fucking police shot me, man. This is all is written up in all. I'm like, yo, police shot me, man. He said, you didn't get shot, though. I said, yeah, but that's a better story. I said that. I said, yo.
Fat Joe
I said, police shot me.
Tony Yayo
He said, there's nothing going on with you because it was just glass and shit, like on my head. But I feel like at the time, saying I got shot in the head was like, like, you said, you know, 50 got to go. I'm like, this is a super movie.
Fat Joe
I remember Andy Martinez and you.
Tony Yayo
And she was talking about that. She said, hey, you heard about Uncle Mur? You said, yeah, that guy's like your Terminator. I'm like, yo, this is perfect. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I'm beefing get shot in the head.
Fat Joe
Alleged. Everybody had. Everybody ran with that.
Tony Yayo
That's the story I was running with. Like, this is a good story right here. If a think I got shot in the head and survived, they got to go crazy.
Fat Joe
How many times be with you?
Uncle Murda
So he was capping, yo. So he was capping at the end of the day, yo, where's the flag? He was capping. He was capping, man.
Tony Yayo
A needed some promotion back then.
Jada Kiss
It definitely caught.
Tony Yayo
I remember I told Ms. How many times? How come? I told Ms. Info? I said, yo, when the bullet fall out my head, I'm gonna give it to you. You can ask Ms. Info thought I had a bullet for her.
Jada Kiss
I said, call you to check back for those guys.
Tony Yayo
Probably about six months later, she text, she checked.
Uncle Murda
Y' all gonna let him pass with that?
Tony Yayo
This info?
Uncle Murda
Y' all letting him pass with that cat?
Tony Yayo
That's how we do it.
Jada Kiss
I'm telling you what it is.
Tony Yayo
I'm telling you.
Uncle Murda
That's like a dad hat.
Jada Kiss
It ain't like a cap.
Tony Yayo
There you go.
Jada Kiss
He had a little bit of fragments.
Tony Yayo
There you go.
Jada Kiss
A little bit.
Tony Yayo
Glass did come.
Jada Kiss
Some cap is if got nothing.
Uncle Murda
When we. When this episode, I want you to play back the record of him rapping when he said he got shot in his head.
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Uncle Murda
Put that on the playback so people.
Fat Joe
Know I met this somewhere. And he said, hey, I'm Murder, the guy who got shot in the head. You up out here, Joe. Now he capping with that.
Uncle Murda
How?
Fat Joe
They introduced me to him Uncle Murder, the guy got shot in the head. What's. What's up with your man?
Tony Yayo
Who that?
Fat Joe
Tell him Blanco sent you.
Tony Yayo
I said that to my Guy White. That's about Guy White the other day.
Jada Kiss
At the Having Ray show.
Tony Yayo
Yeah. You know, he actually hit me to come out to that, too. He told me I was gonna.
Fat Joe
Yo, that shit was legendary.
Jada Kiss
That shit was legendary. Advocate Raekwon pulled at a legendary concert the other night.
Fat Joe
Night.
Jada Kiss
Mop locks, meth ghost.
Tony Yayo
Everybody definitely getting near.
Uncle Murda
Don't you love that? The, like, the. The super. It's like, when you look at all these artists from, like, when we started and y' all started, it's like, artist was like a superhero. Like, y' all could still go overseas like Avengers. Like, I see JRU the damager overseas, bro. Still eating. I see KRS1 overseas, bro.
Fat Joe
Everybody eats.
Uncle Murda
Yeah, it's just crazy.
Fat Joe
But Big Smokey Robinson still performing at 85.
Jada Kiss
Your fans, you gotta stop aging out. We gotta stop making hip hop.
Uncle Murda
Like, you feel like the new music is microwave music or. No, you feel like it's microwave.
Jada Kiss
Yeah.
Fat Joe
So right now, you know what it is? We look crazy listening to that shit you pulled up to me in the truck, and I'm playing some iggity viggety viggotty. You gonna be like, yo, this.
Tony Yayo
He be bumping that.
Fat Joe
When I see older dudes bumping that shit.
Tony Yayo
Listen, he be bumping that gun and sit. Don't let him fool you.
Jada Kiss
I'm music.
Uncle Murda
Listen. I listen to all kind of music. You know, I was listening on the way here. What didn't start or something, right? Hold on, let me talk. Because I always wanted to ask Jada, right. When you hear. When you hear that or ask y' all who the. That's like. If she went crazy on that, he went crazy. Mace, Styles, everybody. Dmx, rest in peace.
Fat Joe
She killed them a lot.
Uncle Murda
So my whole thing is like, who the fuck. That's the most controversial question. Who the fuck had the best. Best verse on there? And I felt like you and Mace was getting at each other on that record, too.
Fat Joe
At that time.
Uncle Murda
At that time.
Jada Kiss
Let me give you the.
Uncle Murda
I'm just keeping it real. I feel like Sheik want the Benjamin, but started something. Come on, bro.
Fat Joe
He said that. He said he did.
Jada Kiss
No, he did, because he got the. I feel like she thought he did.
Fat Joe
Sheik took Benjamin, bro.
Jada Kiss
But I'm talking about. So on the publisher side.
Uncle Murda
Started something. Stay on that record. We were still in that record.
Jada Kiss
Those records. We was all together at the same time. So everybody was going. We made that record, got recorded. Everybody's verse right there.
Fat Joe
Not one of them tomorrow.
Jada Kiss
Send it to Kansas, send it to Harlem.
Uncle Murda
You was in the studio.
Jada Kiss
Everybody hanging with us every day in Yo X Men Mace locks. We was all in the studio every day for months when we made that. And that was one of them shits. You trying to kill whoever go first.
Uncle Murda
So you was trying to kill Mace on that record because y' all sound.
Jada Kiss
Like y' all was trying to kill whoever.
Uncle Murda
It sound like y' all was doing somebody. Oh, okay.
Jada Kiss
No, it wasn't. I was trying to kill. What you gonna do if they put you on the court with Jordan, Ron, Kobe, Shaq, Tim, trying to go.
Uncle Murda
You don't want to be done. Started something was. That's one of the ones.
Jada Kiss
Is the fact we was all there. No, I mean, with the new way of music, it takes something out of it. If I gotta send you. You and Malibu when I'm in Southside, Jamaica, if we there together, I don't care what's happening, it's gonna suck the Enemy. Even though some serials the only way.
Uncle Murda
Some might be going off.
Jada Kiss
But if there's a chance you could be in the studio together, it's always going to sound.
Uncle Murda
I was in the studio with Big, though. For real. I just always wanted to ask you.
Jada Kiss
That illest nigga he had bar he wanted. He never needed his studio. He wrote sometimes I got it.
Uncle Murda
He wrote on paper.
Jada Kiss
I have a half of. I have like a quarter of. Oh, smoking line optimals that verse. I got the other paper.
Uncle Murda
Can I buy that?
Tony Yayo
Hell, hell no.
Fat Joe
Y. I can't lie to you. I never said that.
Jada Kiss
Kids.
Fat Joe
I never said that. I never said that.
Uncle Murda
You got some pun. Don't tell me you got some.
Fat Joe
He said it first.
Uncle Murda
I got.
Fat Joe
I was with Biggie when he did Hypnotize. He was on paper. I was with.
Uncle Murda
He was in the studio bigger, right?
Fat Joe
Studio with Biggie sps when he did Hypnotize.
Jada Kiss
Somebody got a whole three verses of him written. Because he even the I got is only a little bars then the rest gotcha.
Fat Joe
By the way.
Jada Kiss
Let me take.
Uncle Murda
That was my shit right there too.
Fat Joe
That 1800 is a special looking guy.
Jada Kiss
Last day. Yo, we still in the hood. So we in the. We in the hood selling crack, they call us. Yo, I gotta come to Daddy's house to get on big album. We still got joints on us we go to. We used to be in daddy's house with packs on the season. Them got finished sweaters and all that great style. We got army floor suits with black.
Uncle Murda
So oh, like these we gonna be like them.
Jada Kiss
But anyway, we there his day. We we on the block. So we bring like three, four of our with us. We get there big old mafia is there. Big got Branson. Then he got the liquid hay sometimes.
Uncle Murda
Oh the we Branson, Branson, the br. Yeah. Shout out to Branson coming back up.
Jada Kiss
Mayonnaise, jars of Branson. And he used to sometime was a rare occasion. They get this liquid hat cash that you got to put it on your finger, smear it on the blunt.
Uncle Murda
First he was with the hashish back, then his liquid late. Now he's writing them bars, doing the verses.
Jada Kiss
We find out that beat is from havoc. Niggas is hyped. We writing this. Everybody lay their verse and is high is knocked. Everybody in the whole studio is cloud 77 half base. As soon as is in a deep slum, yo, let me go and do my verse. Went and he was on a stool, but he was. His leg was still hurt. Dropped that and woke everybody up like they gave him smelling salt.
Uncle Murda
Rap superhero right there, bro.
Jada Kiss
If you notice on Life After Death, it's not that much features.
Uncle Murda
So.
Tony Yayo
Yeah, it wasn't.
Jada Kiss
It was Young Locks, they'd be featured on there. It was a. That was a nice accomplishment.
Uncle Murda
Man. Diddy should have had that nigga bulletproof, man. I don't give a fuck. I still say that. Biggie my favorite rapper. All I be fighting old Big. That's my favorite. That shouldn't have been in Cali. So niggas always look at it like that. No disrespect to nobody.
Fat Joe
Shouldn't have been in Cali.
Uncle Murda
Just got kicked.
Fat Joe
No, no, no.
Jada Kiss
Save it for your show.
Uncle Murda
Save it for what I said. He gonna talk about.
Jada Kiss
No, no. It's a good thing to talk.
Fat Joe
What's the fight?
Jada Kiss
That was our first time ever in la. I was with him.
Uncle Murda
You was with.
Jada Kiss
He was smiling. He was happy to be there. It's not one in the them. I'm seeing all these shits on the gram saying shits. Puff made him go there. He wanted to be there. He was happy. He was happier than I ever seen him at Daddy's house over there.
Fat Joe
Little C told us the same thing.
Jada Kiss
Party. Listen, I know you get mad, but you gotta keep it right.
Tony Yayo
You got.
Fat Joe
Let me say my pr.
Uncle Murda
I got you.
Jada Kiss
I got you down to the party that you see the last picture with the cane. The thing, him, Stevie J Party. Puff, we in there. We was mad. I don't know what son happened with Puff. We was over there.
Uncle Murda
Ice Grill.
Jada Kiss
We went over to him in that picture you see with the shades. The king, him shake that shit off. He told us was my single release. Whatever's going on with Diddy, we handle it when we get back home. Here goes. So Crystal or Don P, whatever was the thing. Gave us like 2 oz. Said go over there. Shake, smile, shake that shit off. We at my s single. And that was the last shit he ever said to me. Everybody left, went to the party. Then, yeah, that's when that should happen next time.
Fat Joe
What I could say to you is.
Uncle Murda
But Pac passed already. Why would you have him in la? That's all I'm saying. Pac was dead already. You know, the beef was.
Jada Kiss
You think about. It's a hard thing to say because I seen him.
Fat Joe
He was happy like Chris.
Uncle Murda
He was.
Jada Kiss
He wasn't. They come, they want to kill. That was like.
Tony Yayo
He was chilling. He was chilling.
Uncle Murda
I understand. But I just in my mind when I look at hip hop we got.
Jada Kiss
Because we get to look at it now.
Tony Yayo
We get to look at being a little older now. Now we older.
Jada Kiss
Nowhere near that.
Fat Joe
So y' all don't agree, but when.
Tony Yayo
We look at it now, you're right.
Fat Joe
I He shouldn't have been over there. But what they're trying to say, what him and Little C said on here was he wanted to be there. It ain't like we thinking, but force the nigga to go.
Uncle Murda
I'm not.
Fat Joe
They said he wanted to be there.
Jada Kiss
I was negligent. I be each his own bottle of 1800. If I didn't speak to him, I seen him. He told us. What did I mean? He told me. I see it. If I didn't Even. Yeah, I peed with Yayo. Cause I love that nigga. It crushed me my first time in la. Bi shot. I still had a beeper.
Fat Joe
My mind's just beeping me.
Tony Yayo
This is facts.
Uncle Murda
That's crazy. I didn't even know you was there.
Jada Kiss
All the way down, full nav.
Uncle Murda
But it's my mom's.
Tony Yayo
Because he know you with Big. Of course. Of course.
Jada Kiss
That grow. When I go down that block, when I go to that light, to this, I shake. But I seen, I spoke.
Tony Yayo
I was next to him.
Jada Kiss
He was.
Uncle Murda
He was.
Jada Kiss
He wasn't you.
Tony Yayo
He didn't seem like he was forced to be there.
Jada Kiss
He was one of the happiest I actually ever seen him in life. That over there.
Uncle Murda
See, the reason why I'm so passionate about it, because I look at it like. Rappers are not.
Jada Kiss
Took one of our fucking dances.
Uncle Murda
Rappers are not superheroes no more. Now street niggas are. Or shooters are. Or scammers are. Rappers, not superheroes. So when we came up, niggas was super superhero. Big, Ellie Bonnet, Fat Joe, Jealous ones in here, y' all dropping. And no disrespect to Diddy. But no more shiny suits. Remember when y' all niggas went from that era to that era, it was crazy Summer jam. Jay with Nas. Know what I'm saying? Ether, we love the Beef. So when you look at Tupac and Big, that was like one of the most biggest beefs we knew. Like, I remember being by the radio and waiting for. I think Flex played it first when Big played who Shot Ya. And me, motherfuckers be like, yo, that's not a dish, this record. And I'd be like, what? In my mind, when I. I wasn't nobody. I'm coming from Jamaica Avenue, down God Brewer. And I'm like, oh. I'm waiting near the radio to hear who shot you? And I'm like, oh, this shit is hard. Who shot you? I remember when that shit dropped. Records was exclusive. One DJ will happen, y' all n will drop. Maybe one DJ or two DJs will have it. You know what I'm saying? So let's not act like in the rap game, we don't like, be. Cause just.
Jada Kiss
Just now it been since the beginning of time.
Uncle Murda
We love it. KRS won the episode.
Jada Kiss
Start dying. Always been fucked up.
Uncle Murda
That's when it gets fucked up.
Fat Joe
The difference is. Let me tell you, the difference is. So you said Hip Hop Police, right? So Hip Hop Police, yeah. They want to put 50 in jail, but the bulletin board don't got 50. They got you, your best friends. Of course, you got the niggas that be with y'. All, that this, this, that. And they waiting for them to make the mistake to run that.
Tony Yayo
Rico, of course, right?
Fat Joe
So you gotta understand that it's the entourage. You understand? They feel like they're impressing you. Y' all gonna go pop this. You know how many times I had to talk people off the cliff? Like, guys crying for me, like, please. He's at the club right now, Cherry Lounge. Let me let him go. I'm like, yo, bro, the whole world knows we have beef with this guy, the planet Earth. If you lay him out, then that's for life. We would have been here 20 years later. Like, you know, he didn't. Like, you know something, you got to live with that. The M game, the murder game is something for life. There is no jurisdiction. There is no this. So you can't, you know, and it be the guys with you. They crazy. So you over here. Yo, this is Tato one two, four. This is. He did 30 years. He's a mass murderer. This guy's Jeffrey Dahmer. 106 six. This the dick. What do you think he thinks his job is? When he sees the guy who got beef with Yayo, his job is to come back and say, yo, I got him. This is what I do.
Uncle Murda
That's his job. That's his naughty back days, cuz. I heard you was going to get me first. You was going to kidnap me.
Fat Joe
Well, yeah. Yo, let me explain to you.
Tony Yayo
This is going to tie you up, son.
Jada Kiss
This is a family show.
Uncle Murda
Who cares? Cause rest in peace, the pun, Joe.
Tony Yayo
Was you going to tie that nigga.
Fat Joe
Up, man, I heard punch through who.
Uncle Murda
Kid in the back of the van. Who kid. So was you gonna top me up? Heard about it. He said, who kissed that pun? Threw him in the back of the bed.
Jada Kiss
I got the okay from the side.
Uncle Murda
It really.
Fat Joe
It happened.
Jada Kiss
This ain't that.
Fat Joe
It's no, that ain't this.
Jada Kiss
It's crack. Cracking Kiss murder.
Tony Yayo
The real report.
Fat Joe
The real, real report.
Jada Kiss
Get ready. January.
Tony Yayo
The real report dropping in January.
Fat Joe
You heard? Yo, get ready.
Uncle Murda
And.
Tony Yayo
And we got the new weed dispensary as well. We into the weed business now. We're by indoor.
Uncle Murda
That's right.
Fat Joe
Oh, you got some jungle, right? I'm coming.
Uncle Murda
We going to Dynasty.
Fat Joe
We not only podcast brothers, we.
Tony Yayo
We brothers as well.
Jada Kiss
I got a dispensary coming out there, y'.
Uncle Murda
All.
Jada Kiss
We all in the same.
Tony Yayo
Look at that. Shout out to my brother Mo Powered by indoor.
Uncle Murda
Dynasty commodity. Kiss cafe dynasty commodity doing like, what.
Fat Joe
The going on over here? Do you rewind the time instead of other. Rewind the time. Of course you rewind the time. Cvs I try to get 50 from jump. He said, nah, he said. I said, yo, I need you on the box, man. Rewind the time. You know you. Why look 54 when you could be 43? I be 43 when you could be 32. Why fight the time when you can rewind the time?
Uncle Murda
Rewind the town, baby boy.
Tony Yayo
Up with some of that Joe Hook.
Fat Joe
Yeah.
Tony Yayo
Yo.
Fat Joe
Yo, yo, Jada. Right now that hat you looking like Brother Akbar.
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Episode: Tony Yayo & Uncle Murda on 50 Cent Beefs, VladTV & NEW PODCAST The Real Report
Host: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
Date: December 18, 2025
Guests: Tony Yayo & Uncle Murda
This episode is a lively, unfiltered roundtable between Fat Joe, Jadakiss, Tony Yayo, and Uncle Murda, taking a deep dive into the culture and history of hip-hop beefs – especially around 50 Cent – the evolution of the rap business, legendary street stories, industry dynamics, and the upcoming launch of The Real Report podcast. The conversation touches on everything from legendary music moments and street conflicts to the changing landscape of hip-hop’s values and fame.
| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |---------------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------| | [03:24] – [04:48] | Warm welcome and banter, intro to The Real Report | | [08:10] – [09:24] | Dressing, stylists, and public persona | | [10:15] – [11:41] | VladTV, new revenue streams, rap experiences | | [13:34] – [16:12] | Temptation stories – street life and “the layup” temptations | | [21:53] – [22:43] | Beefs with legends, “being a fan of those we beefed with” | | [24:24] – [28:14] | Fat Joe tells never-before-shared ‘Young Buck’ confrontation | | [36:19] – [37:16] | The Green Lantern firing, “strategic” beef moves | | [48:24] | “Even me. I say what's up to certain rats…” – Fat Joe | | [41:02] – [43:12] | Fame overseas and 50 Cent’s global impact | | [69:04] – [75:33] | Uncle Murda’s “Handshakes and Shootouts” story with Henchman | | [80:00] – [82:12] | Chris Lighty’s mentorship and Violator story | | [96:31] | Studio magic – sessions all together vs. sending verses | | [102:34] | “Rappers aren’t superheroes anymore…” nostalgia & loss of status | | [104:07] | The dangers of entourages and legacy of street violence | | [106:13] | Expanding business: podcasting and cannabis ventures |
This is a must-hear for hip-hop fans who appreciate both the legends of the culture and the real-life struggles, humor, and business smarts behind the music. Heavy on behind-the-scenes stories, brotherhood, and the ever-evolving state of rap, it’s a wild, entertaining, and enlightening ride.