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All right, we got no time to waste. It's another edition of the Pate State Extra podcast. It's just a mailbag, blah, blah, blah. You know the drill. College football and a little bit above and beyond. So we had a massive, massive blowout fight in the Pate State household no more than 24 hours ago. As you know, or well, if you watched or listened to the Sunday show, you would know I came in and and off the top of the show, I just like to share whatever's on my mind. Normally it lasts 10 seconds. And I said something along the lines of I'm excited that it's March. I'm excited that spring is right around the corner. I'm excited that especially in a town like Nashville, which is one of the most eastern cities in a time zone, we get to maximize our daylight. Because in Nashville, during the winter the sun goes down at like 4:20 in the afternoon. It sucks. It sucks. Terrible. I don't even have seasonal depression and I get depressed during that season. So I said what I thought were universally shared views, especially for people who live here. Turns out there is a Judas Judith walking amongst us, and her name is Savannah State. And so I come home, you know, ready to eat, ready to wind down, ready to watch an episode or two of whatever show we're watching and then hit the sack for the evening. And instead I. I walk in tired. You know, I've poured my heart and soul out for the college football public and I don't even have the door closed behind me before I get this. You're wrong about spring. You're wrong. You're. That's stupid. You're wrong about that. I didn't even. I just looked. I just looked because I didn't really need to ask for the next sentence. I knew it was coming in. It was. I like. I like fall and winter. You're supposed to like fall. Don't you cover college football? Don't you claim to be a college football fan? Don't you want to be the commissioner of this sport? Yes. That gets used on me in my own personal life now. Great. So I think it's a joke. I realize it's not a joke and come to find out I am married to someone who doesn't like spring, who power rates spring as her fourth out of four seasons. Vampires don't even feel that way. So I've got a lot going on in my life that I'm a little confused about. But I also would like to know very unofficially, because there's no way to take a poll on this, given it's a podcast. Do you know anybody else? Or dare I even ask, is anyone else like this? Do you seriously like spring the least out of the four seasons? I have no idea how it happens. Now I will tell you. When I was really, really young, I grew up in the Deep South. So in the Deep south, sometimes you don't really get winter. And if you were fascinated by weather like I was growing up, you're watching the Weather Channel and you see like, Detroit and Bismarck and Syracuse and all these places get snow routinely. And you're thinking to yourself as a kid, that would be awesome. That would be awesome in the same way that eating cotton candy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner would be quote, unquote, awesome to you as a kid. Kind of grew out of that. Not that I don't still get fascinated. If we're Gonna have a big snowstorm. But that's just it. It's a novelty. I live far enough south in Nashville where we get a couple, maybe three winter weather events per year, so there's still a little novelty aspect to it. But by and large, I don't get excited about cold winter the way that I used to as a kid, because it was all hypothetical in my mind. Well, with the spring thing, like, I've become a big, big fan of spring because I just. I hate a lot of darkness in the winter. I don't know, I like it warming up. I don't like to wear layers outside. All of these things, I think, should be met with 80% plus approval ratings. And instead, we're 50. 50 in my own house. So I say all that to say I'm recording in my kitchen right now and she's out of here this morning. And dare I even say, she requested to appear on this pod, but that was not happening. I'm not ready to have that conversation yet. Now, I expect I'll get some feedback on this internally and externally. And if I find out that this psychotic approach to life has some support out there, I may platform her and I may let her have a solid 60 to 90 seconds to speak her mind. But I can't believe that people are walking around existing like that. Spring is awesome. Even if there's no college football, spring is awesome. I didn't say I don't like fall. Fall is my second favorite. I just. I hate the concept of daylight savings time, or whichever one gives us the least amount of daylight and it coincides with fall, and I just hate it. So we take the good with the bad. All right, we have a loaded mailbag. And so I'm going to start with this one because this one is another hypothetical that I'm glad I never have to be met with. But I think it's very important in March, this time of year that we expand our minds a little bit. We walk through a lot of ethical and moral dilemmas. And here's one from Kyle. He lives in Chattanooga. He said, how much money to never watch another second of college football? So how much would you have to pay me to never watch another second? I'm giving it up for my entire life, the rest of my existence on this earth, I can't watch a second of college football. I can't go to a game, but I get an amount of money. Well, this is really where I know confidently there's no amount of money that you could pay me. It could be $10 billion. It could be a hundred billion dollars. You could make me the richest guy on the face of the earth. If the trade off is I have to give up what I love the most outside of faith and family, what I love the most has to be given up. Well, there's really no price tag that can be put on that. I can say that confidently. This is not one of those hypotheticals that a lot of people walk around saying knowing they'll never have to back it up. Now, I do know I'll never have to back this up, but I would back it up. There's no amount of money, no way. In fact, if you told me, hey, I'll give you a certain amount of money, but you have to just never do your show again, you'd be hard pressed to accomplish that. I'm not really even sure what the price tag would need to be for that, because this is what I love doing. What else am I going to do? I don't want to go back and work at the fabric warehouse, which is still there, by the way, but I don't want to go back and work at the fabric warehouse. So this is it for me. So I don't even know, Kyle. Yeah, Kyle, I don't even know that there's a price tag that you could offer me in exchange for never even talking about college football again, much less watching it. Am I alone on that? Surely if we have people who prefer winter over spring, then there's gotta be at least some amongst us, hopefully not many, but some amongst us that would trade college football never experiencing it again for X number of dollars. And then if there is someone out there, what is your dollar figure and how did you arrive at that dollar figure? Now, I do have to accept that I'm doing okay right now in my particular life. But there may be someone listening who has run up medical bills or you know, who is in a just a bad situation in some shape, form or fashion that makes you disproportionately in need of money at this very moment. And if someone offered you a blank check in exchange, you have to give up something you love. You know, like maybe that becomes one of the ethical forks in the road where you say, yeah, it's gonna suck, but this right now, what I'm experiencing sucks worse. So just give me the money. I'll have to do without college football. I'll still have the memories. I'll still be able to close my eyes and just imagine the rose bowl in 2005. And just imagine Vince Young. He sprints off towards that right corner. I hear Keith Jackson. Touchdown Texas. Clock winds down, triple zeros. McConaughey is thrilled. I'm thrilled. There comes the white and orange confetti burn. Orange confetti at that. We're good. Yeah. There went a whale breach, by the way. I guess I could see that, but I don't want to see it. I was not a fan of having to do that mental exercise, but I do appreciate the question. Kyle, next up. I put these in order, but they're not in order. Oh, yeah, here's a good one, which I think a lot of you are going to be able to relate to. We're all travelers, after all. Kelly just asked what is my worst college football travel story? It just happened recently. Semi recently. Last spring, I went up to Ames, Iowa, to visit Matt Campbell, to visit the staff up there. I don't even think we did any content up there. I don't even know if I announced I was up there. I just went up there, as I occasionally did when Matt was at Iowa State. I would hang out with him for the day. So the day's over. Had a. Had a great afternoon there. Watched practice, lifted. Did all the things that you would normally do. Sat with the staff for a little while. Kind of just. Just had laid out to me the. The. What's the best word to use here? The reality, the harsh reality of haves versus have nots in college football. Looking at roster, look at nil situations. Just crazy. So I did all that that day and I was going to fly from Des Moines back to Nashville through Atlanta. Weather's fine in Des Moines. Weather is okay in Atlanta. Now as you. I track this stuff all day, so, I mean, two days prior, I'm looking at forecasting, I'm looking at what could prevent me from getting back to Nashville. Cause worst case scenario, you can drive from Des Moines to Nashville. It's going to take a long time, but I've done it storm chasing before, so I've made that drive before. I've made it there and back before. So I figure looking at the timing, it's a spring system, so there's going to be one of these big fronts that comes through. It's going to have a line of storms associated with it. It's all about timing, right? So I'm looking into Moines. That line's kind of coming through Nashville. And so I think we can make it to Atlanta. I think that line is going to come through Atlanta. As I'm on the ground in Atlanta. When I'm Waiting for my flight to Nashville. So, you know, we may get delayed with a ground stop for a second or two, but I'll get back to Nashville. I'm baking in, like, an hour delay. I'll get back to Nashville. All right, so we take off. Remember, we're taking off from Des Moines. There's a big line of storms between us and Atlanta, so we have to go down south around the line. So the line that you would normally take from Des Moines to Atlanta is just kind of fly over Nashville, which is kind of aggravating when Nashville is your final destination. But I digress. We fly all the way around Birmingham. We fly around Montgomery, actually fly around Columbus, my hometown. And then we're coming up to Atlanta from the south, which took longer than a normal flight would. Well, by that time, the line is close enough to Atlanta, where we can't land in Atlanta. So I have bought the wi. Actually, I have WI Fi. Whatever status I need on Delta, I have it. So I have the WI Fi. It's working good. It's the only thing that worked on this night for me. It's working good. We are circling Atlanta, and I'm looking at the radar, and I understand what's coming, and I understand there's a really solid outflow boundary on this line of storms that's coming through. So concept of outflow boundaries are fascinating. Really simple to understand. If you were to take a giant bucket of water in your hands right now and turn the bucket of water upside down and watch it spill all over the floor, what does it do? It hits the ground, but then what does the water do? It has nowhere else to go. So it goes from going north to south to. Then all of a sudden, it has to spread out because it can't go into the ground. It's a wood floor. It can't go into the ground. Well, air does the same thing. When there's a sudden burst, there's a sudden shaft of rain, heavy rain, all at once that comes down out of a thunderstorm cloud. It pulls air to the ground with it. Well, when the raindrops hit the ground, they just absorb into the ground. When the air hits the ground, the air can't go into the ground. So the air has to then go outward, which is why a lot of times when there's a storm in the distance, you feel breezes kicking up. That's an outflow boundary. Many cases. Well, with thunderstorms, the outflow boundaries are very pronounced. And with lines of storms, they're especially very pronounced. Well, I know how to look at that on radar? There's certain indications you can see on radar that wow, there's a solid outflow boundary associated with this. So they think we're going to land in Atlanta. I know the outflow boundary is already pretty much into Atlanta. There's no way they're going to land in this thing. Sure enough, we get the announcement we can't land in Atlanta. So then they divert us south. Guess where they're going to land us? They're going to land us in Columbus, Georgia. Columbus is not a big airport. I grew up in Columbus. Out of all the airports in this country that we could get diverted to, we get diverted to Columbus Metropolitan Airport. Wedo. Amazing. My hometown spent seven figures to come up with that Logan or slogan. We do amazing. And we don't. At least we didn't on that night. So we are on approach into Columbus, but we circled Columbus for a long time because they were having to divert a lot of aircraft down there. We finally get the go ahead and I am looking in this same outflow boundary that has come through Atlanta is all the way down through Harris county, approaching Columbus. And we're approaching from the west. So we are flying in roughly on a line that goes kind of from Montgomery into Phoenix City into Columbus. We are flying west to east. This line is moving north to south. Basically it will hit the side of our plane. We're on final approach into Atlanta. I have flown I don't know how many hundred times now. I am very used to flying. I'm very used to turbulence. I'm very used to all this. We are less than 1,000ft off the ground. Most insane turbulence I've ever felt in my life. This is not a regional jet, by the way. I think we're on a 737. So it's a good sized jet. We are on final approach, landing gear has dropped like they're ready to touch down. And I'm telling you, I have been in pretty moderate turbulence before. I've been in severe turbulence maybe once or twice. This was the most severe turbulence I've ever felt. And they try and land the plane. There's just no way. It pure white knuckles everywhere. A ton of people were crying, a ton of people were screaming. I legit thought this actually could be it, this could be the one. Because I know what's happening to our plane. I know this is not going to die down as we get closer to the surface, if anything is going to kick up worse and. And so they pull the nose up probably less than 500ft off the ground. They pull the nose up and they have to abort. Well, before they were gonna land us in Columbus, the dude had announced on the PA system, hey, we can only, we can only circle Columbus a few more times. It's a fuel situation. So if they're not gonna let us land in Atlanta, we're gonna have to land it in Columbus. Well, then we try and land in Columbus and then we have to abort the landing last second. At which point I think, oh cool, we're still alive. What's the fuel situation? So then we have to fly down to Dothan, Alabama. This is the middle of the night. Dothan's airport is smaller than Columbus's. They land us in Dothan safe and sound. Pilot and co pilot come out of the cockpit and leave immediately. The flight attendant, I kid you not, this is Delta now. This is, this is not some airline you've never heard of. Flight attendant gets on the PA and says, I have no update for you. The pilot and co pilot just left. This is like a movie scene. But this really happened to me last spring and I had gotten a sense that that crew was probably gonna time out and that we were probably gonna get stuck in Dothan. So what I did as soon as we got on the ground is I booked a rental car for the next day and I booked a hotel room for that night and I booked an Uber as quickly as I could because Dothan is kind of sort of in the middle of nowhere and the airport is really in the middle of nowhere. In Dothan, the Uber wait was 35 minutes. That's only because I got to it first. So they completely abandoned an entire plane full of people on the tarmac because there is no gate for a plane to pull up to in Dothan. So you just kind of get out on the tarmac. An entire 737 DE boards on the tarmac. They walk into an airport that doesn't look like it's been inhabited since the Clinton administration. And that's it. You guys are on your own rebook for tomorrow maybe. So my Uber pulls up, takes about half an hour. I get in. I still don't know to this day what happened to the rest of that plane full of people. I then stay overnight in Dothan, Alabama and then I, I didn't want to risk flying back the next day because we were going to have to fly through Atlanta again. So I just rented a car, went over to Hertz. They technically weren't supposed to rent one way cars from that location in Dothan, our guys behind the counter actually recognized me. They knew of the show, they hooked me up. I will be forever grateful to the Hertz employees down there in Dothan for this. Probably need to send him a chalice of supremacy. And I had to drive all the way from Dothan, which is very close to Florida. I had to drive all the way from Dothan, Alabama back to Nashville on the day of a show. That was why I had to get back. And that was not fun. But I keep thinking back to what the alternative would be and that is we, we just suffer a different fate in Columbus. So that was a not so fun time. Not so fun time. Not quite like Scott Van Pelt in Atlanta after the national championship game where I just have a breakdown physically and mentally right there with someone recording me. Not quite that bad, but close.
