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Just Buy Less Coffee, Answering the Deeper Questions of American Politics
Hosted by Troy Matthews and Cathy Cannon · EN
Two social media misfits: Troy Matthews, Senior Writer for MeidasTouch, and Cathy Cannon, a political educator, bring years of political campaign experience, with a full helping of latent millennial rage, to offer a unique and seasoned, 30-40 something contextual take on the most important political stories of the day, with frequent guest hosts from politics and media. All for less than the price of a cup of coffee, you broke bastards. New episodes Mondays.
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Royal Cannon Podcast presents: Power, Patterns, and Perception: How Americans Experience Foreign Policy
Jan 300:55:28Tap to summarizeIn this episode, Royal Webster and Cathy Cannon slow down a fast-moving and emotional moment in U.S. foreign policy.As news breaks about U.S. military action in Venezuela, public debate has quickly split between technical explanations and raw public reaction. This conversation brings those two perspectives together.Royal draws on his military experience to explain what actually happened — and what didn’t — clarifying the difference between strikes, invasions, and occupations, and why military force has real limits when it comes to creating stability or democracy.Cathy focuses on political psychology and voter perception, unpacking why this moment feels familiar and unsettling to so many Americans. She explains how historical patterns, language choices, and the merging of military power with corporate interests trigger alarm — even before all the facts are known.Together, they explore:Why people react to patterns, not timelinesHow “bad man” rhetoric short-circuits democratic debateWhy legality and process matter as much as outcomesWhat happens when power moves faster than accountabilityThis episode isn’t about defending or condemning a single country or leader. It’s about understanding how power is exercised, how trust is built or broken, and why constitutional restraint matters most when tensions are high.Calm, honest, and grounded — this is a conversation for listeners who want clarity instead of chaos.
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From the Classroom to Congress
Oct 2201:05:00Tap to summarizeMeet the Candidate - Royal Webster. From the Classroom to Congress ... let's do this!In this special episode of The Royal Cannon Podcast, Cathy sits down with longtime friend, fellow teacher, veteran, and coach Royal Webster — who is officially announcing his candidacy for Congress.Before the campaign kicks off, the two talk about what led Royal to run, how his experiences in the classroom and the military shaped his view of leadership, and why courage, country, and the Constitution remain at the heart of his message.This conversation isn’t a campaign ad — it’s an inside look at how ordinary citizens decide to step into the arena and what it means to serve with integrity in a divided America.They cover:The moment Royal decided to runHow teaching and coaching reveal what politics gets wrongThe role of faith, family, and service in his leadership styleThe importance of rebuilding trust in governmentWhat this campaign hopes to inspire in the next generation of votersNote: This podcast is independently produced and funded by Just Buy Less Coffee. It is not affiliated with or financed by any political campaign.
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Royal Cannon Podcast: Unpacking the Pipeline
Sep 2100:47:51Tap to summarizeDon't forget to follow our new show with Cathy and Royal, unpacking the crazy of the world teacher style. This week we discuss everything from Pepe the Frog to Proud Boys, the alt-right didn’t just crawl out of basements — it was born in the meme factories of the internet. This week, Royal and Cannon unravel the pipeline: how “just jokes” turn into radical ideology, why some incel forums are suddenly obsessed with “trans-maxing,” and what happens when the Republican Party’s youth movement has to pick sides between Charlie Kirk’s corporate cheer camp and Nick Fuentes’ fascist basement cult.We’ll also touch on The Atlantic’s piece about the decline of partying (spoiler: Discord servers are the new frat house), and why loneliness is the secret accelerant in America’s political dumpster fire.Special thanks to @misterfoxwell on TikTok for sparking some of today’s discussion.Cannon Curse Counter = 4.
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JBLC Sister Show: Royal Cannon Podcast presents; Broken Windows and the Bracero Program
Aug 2300:50:44Tap to summarizeSend us a textEpisode: 3 Broken Windows & the Bracero Program Cathy Cannon (@CannonsFodder) and Royal Webster are back at it — two teachers, two microphones, and way too many hot takes. This week, we’re breaking down two very different but very connected pieces of American history: the so-called Broken Windows theory of policing (spoiler: it’s more propaganda than policy) and the Bracero Program (a mid-century “guest worker” scheme that basically meant “exploit labor, call it legal”).Along the way, expect zany detours through Dust Bowl Okies, company towns, NAFTA fallout, and why American wealth has always been built on the backs of the poor while the elites keep cashing in. Oh, and of course — Cathy and Royal’s usual banter, caffeine-fueled sidebars, and the kind of history class you wish you had in high school.Hit play, laugh, rage, and maybe learn something your textbook skipped.Follow me on TikTok, SubStack, and Bluesky @CannonsFodder and Instagram and Threads @CannonsFodder_igSupport the show: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2528525/supportSupport the show
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The Last Gerrymander: How to Rig the Game to End the Game
Aug 1901:07:45Tap to summarizeEpisode 2: The Last GerrymanderThe Royal Cannon Podcast with Cathy Cannon & Royal WebsterWhat do you get when you mix voter suppression, partisan power grabs, and some delightfully squiggly lines?A democracy held together by duct tape and court cases.In this episode, Cathy and Royal crack open the chaotic world of gerrymandering — the shady practice of redrawing political maps to rig elections without ever breaking a single law. From its messy colonial beginnings to the modern maps that look like abstract art projects on fire, we’re breaking down how this “totally legal cheating” works… and why it’s making your vote worth less (or maybe not count at all).We go full civics teacher meets political therapist on:Where gerrymandering came from (and why it’s still here)The landmark cases (hello Baker v. Carr, Shaw v. Reno, Rucho v. Common Cause)How racial and partisan lines keep getting blurred — and who benefitsWhy the Supreme Court pretended this wasn’t their problemWhat happens if this is the last fair map we ever get?This isn’t just about weird shapes on a map — it’s about power, people, and the future of representation in America. And spoiler alert: If you think your vote still counts the way it should… you might wanna listen twice.If you’re into spicy history, no-bullshit breakdowns, and political tea with constitutional receipts — hit that follow button and subscribe. New episodes drop weekly, and trust us… this ride is just getting started.
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Royal Cannon Episode 1: 80 Years After the Bomb
Aug 701:23:53Tap to summarizeJust Buy Less Coffee Presents: the premiere episode of Royal Cannon, a coffee shop deep dive on key historical events and figures that continue shape our world today. This podcast features the perspective of two snarky educators from two different generations. A duo famous for ruining parties with their hours-long conversations attempting to out nerd each other.On this episode, hosts Cathy Cannon and Royal Webster talk about how the U.S. dropped two atomic bombs in three days — and why people still can’t agree on whether it was justified.They dig into the context behind Hiroshima and Nagasaki, what Truman was thinking, and whether the bomb ended the war… or just started the next one. Then things spiral (in classic fashion) into everything from FDR’s internment camps to war crimes, religion, and how history gets sanitized in school. It’s spicy, it’s sobering, and yes — there’s a metaphorical punch bowl somewhere in there.
Transcribe →Episode 164: #Iran #RegimeChange #NeoConDon #NoKings
Jun 2300:56:27Tap to summarizeCathy and Troy cathartically explore our millennial rage at the prospect of another war in the middle east based on eliminating "weapons of mass destruction" merely 4 years after we celebrated on this very show the end of the 20 year war in Afghanistan. When that war started, Troy was 19, Cathy was 20. When it ended, Troy was 39 and Cathy was 40. Here we go again.World War 3? Sure. Why not. Add it to the list of once in a lifetime world events Millennials have seen. Fuck Donald Trump.All for less than the price of a cup of coffee...
Transcribe →Episode 163: #CrimesAgainstHumanity #RealityTVNation #ApproachingApartheid
May 19, 202500:52:40Tap to summarizeTroy and Cathy break down the United States rapidly devolving into an apartheid state, guilty of crimes against humanity, as America's gestapo, the Department of Homeland Security, considers participating in a reality tv game show where undocumented migrants are thrown into the Hunger Games– competing in challenges in order to get the right to stay in the country. Meanwhile, a black nurse in Georgia dies pregnant and past the abortion cut off– so the state mandates her body be kept functioning with machines to incubate the non-viable fetus, in an episode of the Handmaid's Tale come to horrifying reality.And wealthy white South Africans are fast tracked for refugee status in the United States by Donald Trump and Elon Musk because of their racist fears of living in a majority black nation, while actual refugees facing actual genocide in Sudan, Congo, and Afghanistan are left to rot by Trump who banned them from entering the country.All for less than the price of a cup of coffee...This episode was recorded hours before news broke of President Biden's cancer diagnosis. Our hearts and prayers go out to Joe, Jill, his children and grandchildren. For more exclusive content, subscribe here.
Transcribe →Episode 162: #AmericanPope #MoralLeadership #TroyCalledIt
May 12, 202500:58:36Tap to summarizeCathy and Troy break down the new American Pope, Leo XIV, after Troy called it in the last episode. Was this an absolutely stellar political move on the part of the Cardinals to put an American in power on the global stage to counter Donald Trump? A pro-immigration, pro-social justice Pope that can stand up to Trump and continue to exert moral American leadership on the world stage? We are here for it.We discuss the symbolism and spirituality, and the politics, of the Catholic church stepping up as a force for good in a rapidly devolving world.All for less than the price of a cup of coffee...For more exclusive content, subscribe here.
Transcribe →Episode 161: #PopeyTalk #ArrestingJudges #OverpoweringMusk
Apr 28, 202501:05:27Tap to summarizeCathy and Troy break down the death of Pope Francis, a man of the people who brought progressive reform to the Catholic Church on issues of homosexuality and economic justice, following a decade of right-wing rule from his predecessor Pope Benedict who resigned in the middle of the church sex abuse scandal.We discuss who the next Pope may be, and hope for a Cardinal from the Phillipines who would be the first Asian pope and could continue the legacy of Francis. Or will the church shift back to the right with a euro-centric traditional Italian leader.Meanwhile, Trump embarrassed the U.S. at the Pope's funeral while enacting draconian policies at home.A judge is arrested trying to protect a migrant from ICE who was in her court to be tried for a misdemeanor. The Trump administration is moving the needle on dismantling the independence of the judiciary, and it will only be a matter of time before federal judges are arrested simply for blocking Trump's dictatorial orders.Meanwhile, Elon leaves DOGE to return to Tesla and finds it a complete dumpster fire as profits tank 71% in the first quarter of 2025. He has some explaining to do to the Tesla board. Could not have happened to a nicer guy.All for less than the price of a cup of coffee...Subcribe to the show here for more exclusive content.
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